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Official County Papr.
Urniber trilled IrM AaaocUlloo.
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Oregon, at iwond ciM mat! matter.
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SVItSCUlPTlON RATES.
rtallf, on year, by mall $5 00
Inilly. li month, by mall 2.50
Iwll.v, three month, by mail l.
ally, one muoth. by mail .50
I wily, one year, by carrier 7.50
I "ally, alx month, by carrier 5 75
!ally, three month, by carrier X.P3
I tally, one month, by carrier 5
rxml'Weekly, one year by mall...... 1.50
Hern I Weekly, lx month, by mall T3
Heml -Wm-kly, four montha, by mall... .M
A Corrupt Prartlm
At for Ijiwyers,
But It smothers him with Its kisses
now. It smears him all over with
caresses. It can't keep Its hands oft
him. It is like a new husband the
day after the wedding.
There U a lawyer very i -"""' " T . . .
the campaign fund. He embraced
Booth In public. That's all.
It wasn't a big price to pay, but
it got the Oregonlan.
As Dr. Wlthycombe would say,
"Oh, niy friends, Oregon Is a great
etate!"
Till; WOMKX OF WAR.
Over th farm lands, plowed
and Konn,
Our men go tramping off to
war;
Who will reap, when the grain
is grown?
Why we; We've reaped be
fore.: Reaped? Why. yes; see, our
hands are worn.
Our backs are bent, our faces
dull;.
Our men. you see. are bound
ere born,
To keep the armies full.
So, water the stock and till the
land;
Feed the children our men
begot;
Wait for the time-expired band.
That is the women's lot.
But now the dread we always
know
Has sickened all the land with
fear;
The young, the strong, the old
mart go
Ruin and death draws near.
Our lands are stripped of all our
men;
The war kings call the con
scripts out;
What for? God knows; not we.
But then.
Who are we. to doubt?
Blood will stain all our rivers
brown.
Red flames will leap across
the land; ,
Pillage will waste our thin
crops down
All at the king's command.
Our driven men, with last ca
ress Go tramping off to war. For
what? '
Their children will be father-
That is the peasants' lot
Gerald B. Breitigam.
too meritorious to suit some people
and will be too effective in reducing
freight rates.
Oregon has adopted some good re
formatory Ua but it has not yet
secured a cor
rupt practice
act for law
yers.
Such a law is needed and it would
do considerable to safesnard the in
itiative and referendum.
Just now there is discussion over
the t Id el a mis bill that has been placed
on the ballot
persistently opposing the measure. It
it a common thing for a certain class
of lawyers to do such work when
special interests are affected by leg
islative proposals. They should have
to state under oath who has retained
them or what clients are Interested
in the subject at issue.
A newspaper is forbidden by law,
both state and national, to publish
arguments for hire without plainly
labelling such matter as advertising.
It is a splendid law. It is a protection
to the public and no honest newspaper
objects to that law.
There should be a similar law for
lawyers. The participation by paid
lawyers In political discussion is an
evil the public should not have to en
dure without knowing it. Let them
hang out their signs.
At last Jonathan Bourne has found
the way to the heart of the Portland
Oregonlan and It is a lovely spectacle
after all these years.
After all the fussing he did last
eek Jupiter Pluvius should be wil
ling to go way back and sit down for
the 'next seven days.
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Tr.e Germans seem to have taken a I
brace.
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For Infant aud Children.
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Bears the
EASY TO DARKEN
YOUR GRAY HAIR
YOl' CAX 1UUNG BACK COIXK
AND Ll'STKK WITH SAGE
AND Sl'MMIVK.
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Why not insulate those wires?
IT'S PRICE
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When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no "one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, so
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and trou
blesome. For 50 cents you can buy
at any drug store the ready-to-use
tonic called "Wyeth's Sage and Sul
phur Compound." You Just damped
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time. By morn
ing all gray hair disappears, and, aft
er another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully darkened,
glossy and luxuriant. You will also
discover dandruff Is gone and hair
has stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though no dis
grace, is a sign of old age, and as we
all desire a youthful and attractive
appearance, get busy at once with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur and look
years younger.
The appeal of the accommodations
committee to those who will house
and feed Round-up vis
Cat Oat U Itors is something that
IltirjrUrT. should be heeded. Vis
itors to the Round-up
are always willing to pay fair prices
for accommodations. But it Is hu
man nature to resent a hold-up. The
average person would rather spend
tlO for a legitimate need than to be
swindled out of one dollar. Because
business may be unusually good is no
reason why burglarous prices should
be imposed. Nor does it offer any ex
cuse for poor service. Treat the vis
itors well and be reasonable in the
matter of prices. It means consider
able to Pendleton and to future at
tendance at the Uound-up for us to
maintain a good reputation al'jng this
line.
Because of the necessity fr econ
omy arUing out of the war congress
has already reduced the
llrcaukc It river and harbor bill
Is Wfirthy. from fifty to thirty mil
lions. Yet the filibuster
Continues. Two standpat senators
fropose to talk the bill to death. Un
der the rules of the senate they can
do that If they want to proveded they
have the endurance to continue talk
ing.
It Is a dlwsrace that our river and
harbor work should be thus at th
mercy of such senatorial brigandage.
There Is no sincerity In the claim that
the bill Is opposed because the ap
propriations are too large. Had that
claim been true the twenty million
cut would have silenced all objection.
Thirty millions is not much momy
for the I'nlted Elates to spend annu
ally on river and harbor Improve
ments: It Is not a large sum when
consideration Is given the fact that the
farmers of the Columbia busln can
sain a million a year by having navi
gation open on the Columbia, It Is
iot much to pay when the effect of
liver and harbor work la to cut
freight chargrs la half and sometimes
to do better than that.
The river and harbor bill Is not op
!od because It Is unworthy In any
respect. It Is opposed because it Is
(From the Journal.)
-Was there ever such Joy before?
Is there anything in the Oregonlan
office that ex-Senator Bourne cannot
have? Walk right in. Jonathan, and
help yourself to anything in sight.!
and if there is anything that you don't j
see, ask for it Never was everything
so lovely, and never did the goose
hang so high.
Sweet and lovingly, even as a moth
er contemplates her precious son does
the Oregonlan feast its eyes and
shower Its kisses upon Jonathan.
It smiles. It exuberates. It fe
licitates. It is supremely gay. It
flirts with Mm. It giggles. Figura
tively speaking, its arms are around
Jonathan, and it weeps upon his bos
om. Yet it is so sudden. It Is such
flustering change, because Jonathan
is still the same old Jonathan. He is
the same old boy the Oregonlan said
was in a corrupt Bourne-Chamber-laln-West
machine. He is the same
old lad that the Oregonlan has often
accused of most of the political
crimes on the calendar.
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FIRST LESSON IN PRACTICAL POLITICS
Now, children, if you will please
ask no embarassing questions, I'll
tell you all about why this prohi
bition agitation was first staited
by the Anti-Saloon League.
First of all 1 want you to know
that we "prohis" who have come
from the East to Oregon with this
agitation are mostly Jobless
Preachers who have failed to make
good or make Money in the pul
pit. There are more and more of
us, each year who are losing our
Jobs in the pulpit, and, you see
children, we Will want the Money.
We're a pretty big army now.
So we Jobless Preachers began
getting together and finally band
ed ourselves into a little secret or
ganization to tap a few Millionaires
who were looking for more State
' Legislatures in order that they
might get a better grip on the
People.
We decided that Pittsburgh had
about the most Millionaires to the
square mile of any city In the na
tion, so we unanimously elected
the Pittsburg Millionaires to our
membership as Brother Philan
thropists. Of course, we agreed
that we would gradually extend and
maybe later take in Wall Street,
too.
The Pittsburgh Millolnaires fell
into our Scheme with open arms.
They had played Politics through
every Old Party until they had
been badly smoked out and here
we brought them a new idea. They
saw that a True Temperance sen
timent was growing rapidly in the
country and by organizing what we
called the Anti-Saloon League they
could sneak into a state and cap
ture the Legislature by fooling the
People with the story that we
were working for True Temper
ance. The Millonalres could con
trol the Legislature, you see, and
we Jobless Preachers could get on
to the Payroll that we were after.
You see there are 18 states where
they want control of the legisla
ture, so we Jobless Preachers could
all be kept at work the year around
at agitating, and at really better
pay than we had got In the pulpit.
We decided to take In the W. C.
T. U. and the poor old helpless Pro
hibition Party, and steal their slo
gans of "Prohibition" and "Tem
perance." We could go into every
city and town In any state, you
see, by this arrangement, and get
Free halls and Free churches and
even Live at some good brother's
or sister's home while we spread
our Agitation. We could save our
Hoard Bills this way, you see, and
have more Money for ourselves.
The Millionaires already had a
regular Political Department, with
Smart Lawyers to tell the "work
ers" Just what to do, so we only
had to know what states had been,
selected by them In which we Job
less Preachers were to Work.
We started off with a "big hur
rah meeting" In Pittsburgh. 'We
Jobless Preachers furnished the
Kmotlonal Stuff about "Am I My
Brother's Keeper," you see chil
dren. Of course, we ''soft-pedaled"
on "Should my brother be
my keeper." We put a lot of
Hysteria Into It, because we wnnt
ed Jobs, while a few Big Coal Op
erators and Steel Mill Millionaires
pointed out how much more Money
they would be able to make If the
People would only vote for their
Brand of prohibition. They ex
plained that they didn't want the
Money, of course, but were seek
ing Higher Efficiency for Work
ingmen. I never laughed so loud
In my life as I did after that meet
ing was over, and I went over to
the Millionaires' Club that night
to Our Banquet. You see, that
those Pittsburgh Millionaires have
never tried to vote their own town
"dry" and some of .them got pret
ty drunk that night before It wa
all over. They gave us Jobless
Preachers all the champagne we
could drink, too.
Then the Millionaires' Political
Department got busy. They got
out the Map and began figuring
out the states where they needed a
better Grip on the legislatures I
hope It isn't necensary for me t
tell. you. children, that they own a
lot of the legislature in the Uni
ted States now. Of course, th
Political Department doesn't tell
us much about Those Things,
though. All we are expected to
know is how to Agitate.
Now, children, you may go home.
Our next lesson will be a really
bigger Joke than the one today.
Johnny Pussyfoot, you might tell
your good ftther that I will be
over to dinner tonight and prob
ably will stay all night. And ask
him to arrange to have me preach
somewhere next Sunday. The con
gregation won't know but what I
as as sincere as their own preacher.
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(Paid Advertisement Taxpayers
and Wage Eearners' League of Oregon.
Portland, Oregon.)
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Men's dress shirts, stripes with collar
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Aif-n's roft .-hirt, detachable collar
' for -
Men's extra quality military ilar
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Men's Odd Pants
Corduror pants, all colors ?1.65,
91.95, 92.25.
Heavy khaki pants V
Khaki colored diagonal weaves
for "1-2
Boys' Knee Pants
49, 65, 80. 5.
Corduroy 85 an1 95
Canvas Gloves
Our buyer ha contracted the emir
sample lines' of wvcral different
glove manufacturers which enables
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on the gloves you buy.
Oood knit wrist gloves ...... 5
Heavy knit wriht glove, 2 pair 15
Kxtra heavy knit wrist gloves. 3
pairs for 25
Heavy knit wrist, leather faced
gloves
Extra heavy trauntlet leather fac-d
gloves :i 17 1-2
Neckwear
Four-in-hand ties, ilk ties, regular
50c for - 25
Four-in-hand tie, extra length silk
ties, regular $1.00 for - - 45
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Round-Up and Winter Clothing
Buying in large quantitie as e do, for a chiin of 1 8 H jb store3 and paying spot
cash, enables us to sive you big money the yeir 'round on clothing, shoes, hats,
shirts; underwear, etc. Com; in and get acquainted and be sure and see us be
fore you buy
Men's and Boys' Under
wear Men's heavy ribbed union suits 95
Mcn'4 all wool union Buits 91J
9l"95, 92.25, 92.G5.
Men's heavy fleeced lin"d two piece
garment 45
Men's light wool two piece garment
for J! 05
Men fine nbled wool two-piece
garment - Oo
Men! heavv plush wool two-piece
garment - 900
Extra heavy fleeced lined wool gar
ment -.. 9125
Extra fine red wool garment 9149
Extra fine guaranteed lambs fleece
wool two-piece suit $4,75
IJov heavy fleece lined two-piece
carmen t 25
Loys heavy ribU'd union suits 60
Mackinaw
Fine nil word Mackinaws 9.05,
96.85, 97.85.
Sweaters
Men's, boys', ladies', misses' and
children's
Drummers sample line of Sweaters,,
all grade, all prices for less
money. It will pay you big to
come and we them before you pur
chase. ..
Underwear
Large sample line of
for ladies', misses' and children. Ex
tra fine wool, at alxnit ono-half of
what you have 1een paying.
Ladies Hose
Heavy ribljed cotton hose 10, 15,
20.
Fine, ribbed cotton hose 15, 20,
i 25.
Misses and Children's Hose
Ladies' lisle hoo .,-..20, 3 for 50
Ladies' sample wool hose, extra fine
for I....... ...... 20, 25
Ladies' sample pure silk hose, $2.50
value 75
Boots
Sample cowboy boots, extra good
quality, regular $7.00 for 9485
Cowboy boot samples, black and 'tan
for 95.45, 95.50, 95.85
Low heel boots, black...... 9325
Rain Coats
A good rubberized rain coat 9495
A letter grade 950
Men's Shoes
Men's sample line of high-cut shoes
93.65, 93.05, 94.25, 94.45,
94.95, 95.45, 95.95, 96.85,
97.85. 1
Men's Work Shirts
Men's heavy work shirts ... 38
Men's army duck shirts, extra heavy
for 45
Llnek sateen .J1 45
Men's shirts, extra, quality, military
collar 45
All colors 95, 91.25, 91.45
Men's Flannel Shirts
Men's extra sizes heavy blue flannel
at :. 91.25
Men's H&ts
One lot dress hata 95
Dakota style, colors belly and black.
regular $3.00 value.." 91.95
Big Four, $1.00 value 92.85
Kival Hats, $3.50 value 92.45
Men's Sox
Black and tan sox, 4 pairs 25'
lingular 2 for 25c, 3 for 25
Nelson knit seamless sox, regular 3
for 25c, 4 for . 25
Men's silk lisle, regular 50c sox, tho
, Pair - 35
Extra fine cassimcr hose.. . 25
Men's Handkerchiefs
5, 10, 3 for 25 and 2 for 25
Silk handkerchiefs 25. 35. 45.
50. ' r' V'
Extra heavy silk mufflers..... 91.25
Men's and Youths Suits
Young men's suits, your choice
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One lot of men's all wool suits, late
styles 99.85
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Paris Pad Garters
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Boy's Overalls
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