PAGE TVS. DAILY BAST ORBGOJiLAN, PKNBLKTON, OREGON. SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 1911. TEST PAGO. f MONO Canned Goods, mean canned goods of Highest Quality STRING BEAXS STRING LESS BEANS LIM A BB.AN8 BABT REFTGK BEANS EXTRA SIFTED PEAS DIMPLE PEAS SrGAR CORN SrCOOTASH A Complex Line of MONOPOLE CANNED GOODS Uwajs Carried in Stock. SEE WINDOW. Standard Grocery Co. Inc. Where all are Pleased Frank O'Gara, Pres. Bernard O'Gara, Sec-Treas. OF EASTERN OREGON WON HIGH SCHOOL'S CLAIMS ARE NOW UNDISPUTED Undefeated Umatilla Athletic Club Team Taken Into Camp Season Was Closed With String of Victo ries. By winning the game with the team of the Umatilla social and Athletic club last night, the Pendleton high school team won the undisputed championship of eastern Oregon, clos ing the season with a string of un broken victories. The score last night at the end of the contest was 31 to IS but these figures do not in dicate the fierceness with which the gym battle was fought from the first whistle to the last. The Umatilla boys came here with a splendid record back of them and their exhibition last night supplies the reason for it. They have a good team, probably the best that has met the local quintet In the city this sea son, but like all other teams which have played here, they could not fath om the team work or maintain the fast pace set by the snappy locals. The boys from the railroad town were heavy and for this reason the game throughout was pretty rough and several bad falls resulted. Supremacy Admitted. The vanquished team admits de feat was administered by a cleverer bunch of players, but thinks that on a neutral floor the score would have been much .closer. Arthur Means, who played guard with the visitors and who has Just recently returned from the University of Oregon, stat ed after the game that he has seen all of the Willamette valley academic teams in action this year and that Pendleton is superior to any with the possible exception of Albany, which holds the western Oregon champion ship. The game started with a rush and before a minute had elapsed, Houser had slipped down from his guard po sition and dropped the ball in the basket. Umatilla soon duplicated this feat and during the greater part of the half there was but one or two points difference in the score. To wards the latter part, however, Boy len and Chapman got busy and when the whistle blew the score ended 12 to 6. Cliff Jordan, who has been sick, went in at his old position at guard In the second half and Houser sup planted Fee at center. With the old lineup, the team work of the tocal boys began to show up and before the final whistle blew, eight baskets and two fouls had been scored while the Umatlllans could only annex two NOTICE! I will be in the following cit ies fr th pui-ji'B of fitting gUum; IXHO Monday and Tuesday, March 1ZO, aiv) a,. At Echo hotel. HKKM1STO.V WedMftday tuUl Ttiurvlay, Mar. l&th and (. Orgon hotel. KTA.VflELD PrVJj swj Saturday, March JVfc JH,, KutflTM hotel. Dale Rothwell OPTOMETRIST jj ta. Hiumrxu, THE POL Eli OYSTERS SALMON LOBSTER SHRIMP ' TOMATOES STRAWBERRIES niiACKBERRIES ILALYED PEACUES SLICED PEACHES LEMON CLING PEACHES RASPBERRIES APRICOTS KARTLETT PEARS ROYAL ANN CHERRIES baskets and three fouls In this time. Following is the lineup of the two teams: Umatilla. Pendleton, Hindman f Boylen McXurlen f Chapma O'Connell c Fee, Houser Means B A. Jordan Sh;w g Houser, C. Jordan Summary. Individual points Boylen 13, Chap man 10, Houser 8, Hindman 6, Means 5, McXurlen 1. Referee, Whistler. Umpire, Sturdl vant. scorer, McXurlen. MARVELOUS ACHIEVEMENTS. Broken Aeronautical Records Becom ing Matter of Daily Routine. Reports of further astounding achievements in aeronautics are now become nearly routine stories In the record of the world's news. Abroad, the general public has progressed to terms of intimacy with the flyine ma chine that are difficult as yet to ap- preiate in America. In France there was held recently a convention to consider the codification of special laws to govern the use of the air. Some of the most prominent bar risters of Europe were present at that meeting and the possibilities of the use of the aeroplane by criminals, its use in time of war, and the need of precise determination of claims In civil suits in cases of trespass and damage were discussed as present ana every day occurrences. The latest intrusion of the aero plane comes from England. In the regular service of the Church of Eng land and in the Protestant Episcopal Church of America, there are prayers especially read in behalf of persons In peril. One of these is for persons in danger through travel by land or sea. The heads of the Church of England have now under consideration the au visability of adding to this prayer thf words, "and in the air." This question has been placed un officially before the Episcopal cler of this country- It is argued that ac cidents to aviators have now become so frequent that this contingency should receive regular recognition In the prayers of the church. MINE DISCOVERERS. Scientific Information No Help, Says Senator Hejburn of Idaho. The way to find gold is not to take aboard an assortment of scientific in formation but to acquire a pick and shovel, a hammer, a magnifying glass and a pack mule and strike into the hills. This bit of wisdom comes from Senator Heyburn, of Idaho, who halls from the Coeur d'Alene gold re gion of his state and has long been the attorney of big mining compan ies. "No scientific study," says Hey burn, "can aid a man in finding a mine. .No geologist ever discovered a mine that ever I heard of. There Is not a mine of value in the United States today that was ever discovered by a geologist or by any person act ing upon scientific principles. Our mines have been discovered by a class jf men, pioneers as a rule, who ex ercised their own common sense and the Judgment of the hour, who never read a scientific work relating to the subject. The Comstock mine was dis covered by a poor, broken prospector, who would probably have starved to death before he got out of the coun try had he not found the mine. "The oil wells of Pennsylvania are an excellent example of the utter fail ure and Impracticability of leaving this to the scientists. Of course it was first discovered upon the sur face of the river. The Indians used to pick It up on their blankets and wring the blankets out and sell it for oil for medicinal purposes." The bean crop of Korea Is reported as remarkably good the past season, the exports of the article to Japan up to the end of Xovember having been valued at J2.3S5.817. The total ex ports for the year are expected to reach at least 12,500,000. Florida and California oranges were exported last year to the extent of 2,229 boxes, worth 12,445,659. Read the want ads today. We'll Crumble Your Doubts If you are undecided as to whepe to end your suit, overcoat or dress to have It cleaned and pressed the beat, all we ask Is to try us once we'll crumble your doubts and give you a Job that will be sure. to please. With modern methods and expert help, we are able to guarantee satisfaction. Pendleton Dye Works Phone Main 111. 101 1-1 B. Alt. Newsy Notes of Pendleton rVurth I'nlt Notice, An official notice regarding the op ening of the fourth unit upon the I'matllla Irrigation project has been received and is published elsewhere In this Issue of the East Oregonlan, All Out for Baseball. Manager Xelson has Issued a call for first practice tomorrow afternoon on the high school grounds and all aspirants for the honor of represent ing Pendleton on the diamond this year are notified to appear to limber up their ligaments. Talented Soloist in City. E. X. Strong, who with his wife Is making his temporary home at the Hotel Pendleton, Is said to be a tenor soloist of rare ability. Local music lovers will have a chance to hear him tomorrow morning and again In the evening at the Church of the Redeem er. Box Car Robbers in Court. Charles Foots and Albert Thomp son, the two men arrested at Hunt ington charged with breaking Into a boxcar at Umatilla, are being tried today and indications are that they will be found guilty late this after noon. Their defense is woefully weak. Oregon Feed Yard is Leased. C. P. Burnett, who has conducted the Oregon Feed Yards on West Webb street for some time past, has leased the barns and stables to Roy Bow man and Fred Windsor, two well known young men of the city who should make a success of their man agement. Aped Felirie Passes Away. Frank Dickson, the young son of Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Dickson, is mourn ing the death of the big Maltese cat which has belonged to the family for sixteen years. The animal was In- tered carefully by the boy, whose pet it has been since his boyhood days. Succeeds Pr. Waffle. Dr. Marion Jones, recently of the house staff of St. Vincent's hospital. Portland, has been appointed to suc ceed Dr. E. B. Waffle of this city to take charge of the medical depart ment of the Twohy Bros, company. Dr. Waffle having resigned his posi tion. Dr. Jones will be stationed tem porarily at Brandon Spur, a new town at the mouth of the John Day river. Warning to Taximyers. Taxpayers in this county have but three more days in which to pay their taxes and receive the three per cent discount to which they are entitled if hey pay up by March 15. After that they will have fifteen days in which they can pay without receiving any discount or paying any Interest but after the first Monday in April, all delinquents will have ten per cent in terest added to their taxes. Revolution Ordered by Ronndup. fc,ditor Addison Bennett of The Dalles Optimist, says: "Do not wor ry about that 'revolution' down m Meico. It is all a hoax, a Joke. The managers of the Pendleton Roundup are behind It all. They have an emis sary down there who Is rehearsing these little scraps so that the federals and Insurrectos will be letter-perfect when they stage a real Mexican bat tle at the Roundup In Pendleton the coming September. Slick move of the Roundup people." High School, Athletic Carnival. Now that basketball has made its exit at the local high school, atten tion to things athletic Is being turned to a big athletic carnrval which is scheduled for the 17th of this month Class rivalry Is intense and some ex citing events In wrestling and boxing are promised. Many of the boys of the school are turning out each day to prepare for this supreme test of superiority and Manager Devine is personally superintending the prep aration of these embryo Gotches and Johnsons. Dies of Heart Failure. Mrs. A. J. Flynn passed away at 8:40 Thursday evening at the home of Mrs. Wm. Hales, 612 Thompson street, death being due to heart failure and resulting after only a short Illness. Deceased was 32 years old at the time of death and had only been in the city two months, having been brought here for her health from her home at Brogan in Malheur county by her hus band who was at her bedside when she expired. She leaves four sisters all of whom live In "other states and a father who Is in California. The funeral will be held from the Baker undertaking parlors at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning, being de ferred until that time to await the arrival of relatives. Roberte-PoHt Wedding. At the Methodist Episcopal par sonage John E. Roberts and Miss Bertha E. Post were united in mar riage by Rev. Nathan Evans, pastor of the Methodist church. The cere mony was witnessed by a few friends of the young couple and immediately after the same a wedding luncheon was served at the French restaurant. Mr. Roberts Is a prosperous farmer who has been living seven miles out from the city, but will henceforth be in the Cold Springs country. The bride formerly taught school in this county. "Tlie Hub" Is New Store. With C. O. Goserud, an energetic and experienced store man, as man ager, "The Hub," a store handling ladies', gents' and children's shoes and men's clothing and furnishing goods Is now preparing to open In the room Just north of the Taylor Hardware company's store on'Maln street. "The Hub" will be owned by C, J. Breler of Lewlston who already has four similar stores in the north west These stores are located at Lewlston, Spokane, Moscow and Col- fax. Pendleton makes the fifth town where Mr. Breler will have an establishment. According to Mana ger Goserud, "The Hub" will handle sample goods and bankrupt stocks and appeal especially to the medium class trade. Goods for the store are now arriving and Mr. Goserud ex pects to be open for business by March IS. Telephone Men Meet. Representatives of six farmers' tel ephone lines met In Pendleton this afternoon and made preliminary ar rangements for the formation of an organisation to Include the 14 farm ers' lines of the county. W. W. Har rah was made chairman and Adam Ruppe, secretary of today's meeting. A second meeting will be held here two weeks from today at which a committee will be appointed to make an investigation and take steps tow ard the formation of the organisation. The purpose of organizing the differ ent lines Into one body Is to put them into a position where they can better deal with the Pacific Telephone com pany In the matter of rates and ser vice. Sues for Divorce, S. D. eteraon, the Milton attor ney, today filed a suit for divorce In which D. S. Conrad is the plaintiff and Minnie Conrad the defendant. In the complaint Conrad alleges that he was married to the defendant In No vember, 1903, and that within a year from that time, his wife began a course of cruel and inhuman treat ment. Specifically he alleges that frequently she called him vile and abusive names, threw his clothes out of his house and ordered him away from his home, all of which made life burdensome and unbearable to him. Junior Basketball Game Tonight. A basketball game which Is creat ing no little amount of excitement In junior circles is the one which a scheduled to be played at the armory this evening, beginning at 7:15 -between the five from the Company L Cadets and the quintet from the Episcopal Sunday school. The line-up of the teams will be as follows: Cadets Daley, center; Menser and Fowler, for wards; Ulrick and Russet, guards. Kpiscopnls. Brock, center; Selbert and Hamley, forwards; Colesworthy and Greullch, guards; Heyden, Robinson, Boylen and Carney, subs. Indiana in Police Court. Two well known Indian offenders, Charles Switzler and William Jones, were haled Into police court this morning on a charge of drunkenness. The former drew eight days in Jail while the latter paid a fine of five dollars. Sues for Money Due. I'. C. Xelson, through his attornevs. Raley & Raley, has commenced suit against P. C. Adams for $109.41 which he alleges to be due for labor. One Marriage License. A marriage license was Issued to day to John E. Roberts and Bertha E. Post, both residents of this coun ty. F OFF FOR FATHERLAND After having won wealth by their twenty years of labor in the new world several Umatilla county farmers with their families, are now enroute to their fatherland to visit the scenes of their youth and to tell friends and relatives from whom they took fare well almost a quarter of a century ago of the wonders of the West and of the opportunities offered to the thrif ty emigrant. The party of Germans consists of Herman Rohlke and fam ily, August Kupers and family, Carl Marsh man and John Ritte compris ing In all fourteen persons. The Btart was made last Thursday evening and on the 16th, the party Intends to em bark at New York for Hamburg, Ger many, and will spend the next four months in touring Europe. The elders of the party all left their native land twenty years ago to seek their fortunes In America and eventu. ally they came to Umatilla county where the soil and climate offered a big reward to thrift and Industry. Each has succeeded to the extent that they are now Independent, and are able to take a deserved vacation and pleasure trip to the land they have not seen for so long. Mr. Kupers In tends bringing his father and Mrs Kupers her mother back to Oregon on their return. The district about Nannlng in the Province of Kwangsl Is reported as having had an unusually prosperous year. The trade of that portion of China with Hongkong and the world through Hongkong la rapidly Increas ing. Your Entire Family Will Enjoy Seeing The Cosy PENDLETON'S NEWEST, COSIEST AND MOST UP-TO-DATE PICTURE SHOW. Only theatre in Pendleton with modern convlences. Change of program Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Baseball In Bloomers. Roosevelt In Messina. The Tramp Shows a (Jood Heart Returned to the Fold, Was She Justified. Illustrated Song: "I Wish I Had a Girl." Admission 10c Children 6c Winter Forgotten Old Jack Frost and Winter have been relegated to the past at this store all thoughts now are of spring Our entire store Is a busy scene of rearranging, displaying spring goods and preparing for the coming season, which we expect to eclipse all our past season's records. During our great sale, just closed, we succeeded In cleaning out all ' the old stock and are now showing nothing but the very latest all new goods. VISIT OUR STORE AND IMBIBE THE ATMOSPHERE SPRING. Be New Boston Store ELKS'INISTREIS' TO BE SIDE SPLITTING Let trumpets blare and torches flare and the voices of the people be raised in acclaim, for he Is come, Grubbs, the prince of modern min strelsy, the epoch-making entertainer with headquarters In Chicago, but with a dominion limited oniv bv the confines of civilization. Through long years he has devoted his ener gies ad consecrated his life Itself to the noble cause of making a multi tude shake with mirth, for he la a believer In the old adage which sars that he who produces a laugh in the system of one of earth's creatures Is greater than he who conquers- an em pire or forms a trust, and his fame In this distinctive line has been grow ing, swelling and broadening utntll now it Is bounded on the north only by the aurora borealls and the rec ords of Dr. Cook, on the east by the full glory of the rising sun, on the south by the one remaining hone of hardy explorers, on the west by In finity, aoove by the great blue arch or heaven and below by the shades of the river Styx. Thus comes he to Pendleton, the city of golden wheat and still more golden opportunity, attracted here by the local order of Elks to assist them In the making of a show which will startle the natives from their dreams of Elyslan bliss Into the reality of a supernno earthly enjoyment. The initial step was taken last night when Grubbs, fresh from Billings. Mont, wnerc ne scored a success that was a revelation to the residents of tnat town, met with a large number of local betrousered talent and instruct ed them In the first art of stirring the seat of laughter in an audience. The next meeting will be held tonight and on the 18 and 17 of the month a minstrel show such as has never been staged by amateur or profession al troupes In this city, will be dlsaed up to the Pendleton lovers of things enjoyable. Your Doctor Is Honest Honest in his knowledge of diagnosis and treatment. Honest in his endeavors for his patients' benefit. We put his medicines together in the most scientific way, under the best and safest conditions .. Your doctor'and;your druggist guard your health "We are in business for your good health." THE PENDLETON DRUG CO. MONEY: to Loan at 5 Per Cent. Payable on installment plan. You can make your rental money pay for your home. Call or write for particulars. TIIE STANDARD REAL ESTATE LOAN CO. J. II. Dolanoy, Agt., buX4,7 Umatilla County, Oregon OFFERS MANY ADVANTAGES I have a long list of wheat lands, Btock ranches, and di versified farms. I have resided in the county 26 years, know values, and enn show you some pood bargains. WADE Pendleton, OP The full cast has not yet been se cured but when It Is said that such well known Jokes as Jack Watson. Roy Buchanan, Marshall Spell, Jack Keefe, J. M. Scrable. Clarence Mohler, Dick Mayberry and Sam Rosenberg are to be seen on the end of the min strel row, some Indication can be had of the array of talent that will shine before the footlights. And then It ! whispered that Grubbs will drill Judge Fits Gerald and George Darveau In a tight rope cake walk. The plump figure of the latter to be encased in a hobble skirt. Such a feature would In itself bo worth the expenditure of several big flat and shining kopecs. LIMERICKS, A certain young man of great gump tion 'Mongst cannibals had the presump tion To go; but alack! He never came back They say 'twas a case of consump tion. A dentist who lives In Duluth Has married a widow named Ruth, Who is so sentimental Concerning things dental She calls him her dear second twoth. A man who loved fishing, named Tait, Took care In preparing his bait. When the fish gave a tug He would pull on the Jug. And the thing that he caught was a skate. There was a grass widow quite proper Who was formerly married to Hopper, But he got a divorce As a matter of course The grass widow Is now a grass Hop per. Said a youth who had stayed late In town, As his bedpost he grasped with a frown, "The banister's here. But is It not queer ( Some ass had to take the starrs downT" C. J. McCotter. J Temple Dig Oregon.