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PERSONAL
MENTION
Newsy Notes
of Pendleton
TREAT FOR MUSIC
LOVERS OF CITY
ACADEMY FACULTY -fTO
GIVE BECITAIi TONIGHT
Annual Affair in -Connection With,
Commencement Class Day Exer
cises Tomorrow Students, of School
of Mnstc In ReclUI Tomorrow Evening.
At the Presbyterian church this
evening occurs the recital by the fac
ulty of the school of music - at the
Pendleton academy. The program
will be followed as published Satur
day and the affair is being; looked
forward to with Interest, especially
by music lovers.
Tomorrow afternoon will occur the
class day exercises for the academy
and in the evening a recital will.be
given by the students of the school
of music. The detailed program for
that affair will be as follows:
' Program.
The Squirrel's Lament .Maxim
Deloa Sloan.
The Giraffe -Maxim
Madeline Burgess.
Hunting Song Gurlltt
Lois Curl.
Joy and Sorrow Goltcrmann
Beatrice Weatherston.
Fur Elise Beethoven
Bertha Bleakney.
' Theme and Variations .... Beethoven
Olive Gwlnn.
(a) Fantasia I Mozart
(b) Air de .Ballet No. J . .Chamlnade
Nona Johnson.
Gondoliera . . Moskowskl
Ida Cherry.
Valse . ... Schmitt
Jeane Anderson.
(a) Hark! Hark! The Lark!
Schubert- Liszt
(b) Valse Durand
Ruben Beckwlth.
Impromptu Schubert
Sadie Toung.
Rondo Capriccioso Mendelssohn
Lonie Mlrmis. .
Cradle Song Brahms-Beridel
Edith Raley.
March Hollander
Annie Tullls.
"I am a man devoid of lightness and
frivolity, and I am patient In bear
ing afflictions!"
"Aye!" said the. woman, "wert
thou not patient in bearing of afflic
tions, thou hadst never endured thy
nose rtlvese forty years!"
All .of which is more witty than
kind- Hardly less sharp is this next
tale: Bahlul, we aretold, once came
into the presence of the famed Caliph
chid. One of the viziers accosted him,
saying, "Rejoice. O Bahlnl, at these
good tidings! The Prince of the
Faithful has made thee ruler over
apes uid swine!"
"Take my orders, then," quickly re
torted Bahlul, "for surely thou art of
my subjects!"
Again there is .. spice of national
hatred In such a tale as this: O Hurk,
says Jam! being asked which he would
prefer, plunder in this world, or Par
adise hereafter, made answer thus:
"Let me today engage tn pillage and
carry off all that I can rind, tomor
row I shall be willing t enter hell
J fire with Pharoah the persecutor!"
For some reason or other, the Man
of Jam seems to have a deep detesta
tion of school teachers, If one may
Judge from the many sharp jests he
directs against them. For example,
this: A teacher, he' says, whose son
had fallen ill and was at the point of
death, bade them send for the wash
er of .corpses to wash his son. "But,"
they objected, "he Is not dead yet!"
"Never mind," said the teacher; "he
will be dead by the time they have fin
ished washing him!"
Again, they said to the son of an
other teacher, "What a pity thou art
such a fool!" "Else were I no true
son of my father!" he replied.
Charles Johnston, In Harper's Weekly.
One Marriage Licence.
Today a marriage license was Issued
to Walter E. Bnrmore and MIssBer
th Elma Whitney, both residents of
the west end of the county. . "
Faces County Jail Sentence.
Charged with Indecent exposure F.
W. GilUgham, a waiter, is now locked
up In the county jail and will prob
ably be given a hearing soon. In the
justice's court. Several offenoes are
charged against Gilllgham.
W, E. Barmore of Hermlston, is a
visitor In town today.
Earl Gillanders of Meacham, was
visiting with friends In town yester
day. .
Msis Maggie Mummwas a passen
ger on the incoming Northern Pacific
train today.
Van Bowman, of the city, dye works,
was a passenger, on the westbound
local ;train ; today.
Hubert V. Brownell, son of D. C.
Brownell of Umatilla, has been in the
city upon a short visit
G. 'D. Roe, . representative of the
I'nderwotMi Typewriter company, has
been in the city today.
Henry Hill is now here. He came
over from La Grande and until re
cently :has been In Idaho.
Ed Thompson of Walla Walla, vis- Carpenter Divorce Beds,
ited In the city yesterday as the guest! Suit for divorce has been filed by
ot his mother, Mrs. M. A. Thompson. Martha Carpenter against Charles
' f.M.,A. .V.A . 1.., 1 ..I
S. a. Barnes of Weston was araonei""'"'""1 imvms-
Enjtle Fimrral Todny.
At 2 o'clock this afternoon the fun
eral service over the 'remains of the
late John A. Engle were held at the
Folsom undertaking parlor. The ser
vice was conducted by Rev. Ralph E.
Storey, pastor of the Baptist church.
Harry was an only child and the
greatest desire of his heart was for a
baby brother,, or sister. He preferred
a sister and never failed to ask, for
one when he said his evening prayer.
Not receiving an answer, he remov
ed all restrictions by altering his pe
tion to the following: "O God," send
us a baby; I don't care whether it's a
boy or a girl, or black or white, if it's
only a baby."
Shortly after the Densmores, who
lived next door, had an addition to
their already large family, Harry's
mamma, noticing that the little boy
no Tonger prayed for a baby, said to
him one day:
"Harry, why is it you don't ask God
for a baby any more?"
"Oh It's no use," he replied, "if
one oomes along the Densmores'Il
gobble It up." '
SHERIFF CALLS BLCFF
OF JAMES COFFROTH
PERSLN HUMOR,
An exceedingly ugly man, says
Jaml, was once In the mosque, ask
ing pardon of Allah for his sins, and
praying to be delivered from the fires
of hell. One who overheard his
prayer said to him, "Wherefore, O
friend, wouldst thou cheat hell of such
a countenance? Art thou reluctant to
burn up a fact like that?" Once again
the story-writer tells us that a certain
person with a hideous nose was once
on a time wooing a woman. De- ring and placed the principals and
scribing himself to her,, and trying to James Coffroth, promoter of the Fa
make an attractive picture, he said, gen-Hagen 25 round bout, under ar
rest. The fight was nlanned by Cof
froth to provide material for a test of
; the state law governing boxing match
es. The bout had gone only a few
rounds when Fagen was floored by a
stiff right.
Redwood City, Calif., May 23-Ed-die
Fagens head had scarcely hit the
mat In Coffroth's arena In San Ma
teo county today, before Sheriff Chat
ham and his deputies climbed into the
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THE Jeweler I
Announcement,
Tonight is positively the last night
to see Roosevelt in Cairo at the Or-
phenm. This picture Is very clear and
plain. Same price or admission, 10
cents.
Attention Knight.
Damon Lodge No. 4 will work In the
first rank this evening also nomina
tion of officers for the ensuing term.
A full attendance desired.
W. I. GADWA, C. C.
R. W. FLETCHER, K. R. S.
the baseball enthusiasts who were
"here yesterday -for the big ball game.
G. H. Probett, formerly In the lum
bar business In this city, was a pas
Sanger onttoeO. R. & N. local from
Walla Walla this morning.
.Mrs. Thompson, sister of Miss Hazel
Weller arrived yesterday from North
Yakima and will .visit with her sister
during the remainder of the week.
R. Alexander has returned from
Eugene where h? attended the an
nual session of the Odd Fellows grand
lodge. He is a paet grand master of
that ,ordir.
Roy Kirkley, traveling salesman
for Haseltise & Co., left this mornjng
on the westbound local after havwg
passed Sunday with hie wife and sv.n
In the city.
John M. Crawford, preeminent lum
berman of Walls Walla, ad president
of the Commercial club at the time of
the Walls. Walla visit to Pendleton,
came, over on the morning local train.
George C, Bear, formerly a popular
high school student in this city but
now an accountant with the Wells
Fargo Co., In Portland, spent Sunday
here, returning last night. This is
the first return since his departure,
three years ago.
The Misses Eveline and Helen Cal
breath of Portland stopped off In the
city this morning for a short visit
while enroute home from Athena
where they participated In the Cale
donian program. While here they
were the guests of Mrs. Bishop.
filed Saturday evening by Fee & Sla
ter. The Carpenters were married
here In August im and the wife al
leges cruel and Inhuman treatment
against her husband.
Thirteen Were There.
Owing to the warm .weather, the
comet or some other benign Influence
the good roads meeting at the court
house Saturday -vening was not pro
fusely attended. Just 18 people, by
actual count, were psesent,' aside from
the two speakers and In point of at
tendance at least the meeting was a
disappointment. However, It was a
decidedly interesting session neverthe
less. Excellent addresses were given
by President L. R. Webster of the
good roads association and by Prof.
Eldridge of the government service."
ils pro-
Inherited.
"Where did i'lilyeni pet M
penslty for b-jlloonlncV"
'I don't know. Hit Mm prundfither
died In the n!r."
"Above tlie trepr?"
"No; under otn." New York Jonhinl.
The C.':at:si Financier.
"Who was I'.ie i.re:;t.'s; lliiaiicier
ever known?" . ,
"Noau. liiri iiii:-! lie tioatitl lib stcrfc
wheu the whole world was in liquidation."
Think of your wonderful immunity
from harm If you raiitl your own
business. l.oomin.
Alluring Surroundings. ,
A youug mail who had just gone to
Philadelphia to take employment ill a
business house was casting about for
a suitable roou for himself in Ger
man to wo wheu he chanced upon one
In a fine bouse overlooking -a ceme
tery He was a little doubtful about the
terms and more than doubtful about
the cemetery.
"Tour rate is pretty high," he mur
mured hesitatingly to the landlady.
"But consider the cheerful view, sir,"
ventured the mistress of the house.
"Cheerful view.1" exclaimed that ap
plicant for lodgings. "Is that what
you call a view that embraces a grave
yard?" "Why, certainly," was the response.
"Just think how comfortin' and cheer
In' It will be when you look out of
your window and think you're not
there!"-Clncinnatl Commercial Trib
une. . -
Arsenic
Arsenic Is mined in Japan, Italy,
Portugal. Spain, Germany, England
and, within a limited area. In the
United States. Its uses are many. . as
a poison it has been known from very
early times. The peasant women oi
Austria consume large quantities of it.
having faith In its virtues as a beautl
fler. and the men of the same region
are addicted to its use in the mistaken
belief that It Increases their bodily
strength and endurance.
flack From Grand Lodge.
Pendleton representatives to the
Odd Fellows grand lodge have return
ed from Eugene and they report a
very pleasant gathering. It was one
of the most successful sessions ever
held according to R. Alexander, past
grand master who was with the dele
gation from Pendleton. Others who
attended the grand lodge were J. T.
Brown, John D. Brown, A. M. Erb,
B. E. Coon and A. T. Perkins, repre
senting Integrity lodge No. 82; R. F.
"Kirkpatrlck and M.. L. "Warren, rep
resenting Eureka lodge No. 32. Del
egates to the Rebekah grand lodge
were Mrs. Armstrong and Mrs. New
berry. Memorial Day Committee.
Memorial day will be fittingly ob
served in Pendleton this year If plans
are carried out by a committee that
has been named to have charge of ar
rangements for the occasion. At the
suggestion ot parties Interested, Presi
dent Thompson of the Commercial
club, has named the' following com
mittee to make arrangements for the
observance of the day:, George Hart
man, Jr., from the Spanish war vet
erans; William Wells, from the G. A.
R.J C. J. Ferguson, from company L;
and Ben Hill from the Commercial
club. Memorial day occurs next Mon
day and members of the committee
are planning to ask for a holiday dur
ing the forenoon so that all may at
tend the services at the cemetery.
Uokfa This
Spaco
For
Opening Announcement
ol the
Busy Boston Store
In their new location, the most up-to-date
Men s Clotning and Furnishing
Store in Eastern Oregon. '
To Qulzz New Officers.
Captain Ferguson, of company, L
has received Instructions to the effect
that an examination will be held the
coming Tuesday evening for the pros
pective lieutenants of the local com
pany. They are First Sergeant
Charles C. Vlnler, selected for first
lieutenant, and Elmer H. Storle, who
is slated for second lieutenant, Cap
tain M. S. Kern will be the examin
ing officer. At the regular drill bjH
the company tomorrow evening uni
forms and equipment will be issued
to all new recruits and all such men
are Instructed to appear. Those hav
ing enlistment papers they have not
yet filed are asked to present them at
that time or before. By action ot
Captain Ferguson 15 old men of the
comnany have been dropped. Nine
of the dismissals were because 6f re
moval from the district and six for
the good of the service. The company
now needs 15 recruits to rm ineso
vacancies.
Baker cab stand, Hotel St. George,
Phone Main 18. ' '
CASTOR I A
For Infants (did Children,
lbs Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Everywhere
Every Day
Our work Is met with on the streets
of Pendleton. Especially mar we
make this claim, of the clothes worn
by particular men and 'women. If
you want to be assured .that your
clothes will come home right, send
them to
Pendleton Dye Works
Noblssss Oblige.
"What are yon staring at, Nelller
"Oh. please, ma'am, with your hair
like that and your diamonds you do
look so like Lady Plantaganet Olng-
"ham that I was own maid to! Are you
any relation, ma'am?'
'No at least no near relation. ui
you can have that pink silk waist of
mine, NellleP'-Llfe.
An Effort to Console.
"Yes." said Mrs. Flummerton, "my
ancestors were among the country's
first settlers." '
"Well." answered Mrs. Cnmrot con
sollngly, "the social and educational
facilities tn those days'must nave neen
rather crude, but 1 don't believs In
hen6ltj.n-Washington Star.
Flish Question.
"Some ons stole every blessed stock
ing off our line."
"What are blessed stockings 7"
"Those wblcb arc not darned, of
course." Exchange.
Great characters shins oat through
WALL SPOT MAKES SLEEP.
Some months ago a friend Inform
ed me that he was a great sufferer
from' sleeplessness. He had experi
mented with all manner of remedies
baths, drugs, exercise, dieting but
could find no relief.-
"How about the 'spot on the wall'
cure?" I asked him. .
"I haven't heard of that. What is
ItT"
"It's very simple," I told him, "yet
very efficacious. I presume that some
light from the street lamp or the
moon usually gets Into your bedroom T
Well, where it strikes the wall you
will be pretty sure to find spots that
seem to stand out vividly from the
dark background. Select one of these
patches of brlghtness.one preferably
not much larger than silver dollar.
Settle down comfortably In such a way
that it will be within easy range of
your vision without straining to see it
Then gaze at it steadily.
"Do not, however, try to stare it out
of countenance, so to speak: Instead
let the muscles of your eyes relax until
the spot appears to have a confused
outline. At the same time, If possible,
thing of nothing but the one Idea
'I am going to sleep!'
"Before long your eyes will begin
13 feel tired, and they will gradually
close. Open them, .and once more
gaze at the. spot on the wall. Again
they will close. Again open ' them.
Presently you will find It impossible
to open them, and the next instant you
will be asleep."
Recently I again met him, and
found him full of enthusiasm.
"That was a splendid scheme," said
he. "I sleep like a top nowadays
es asleep almost as soon as I touch
the pillow. But I can't for the life of
me understand why that should have
It "worked" for the reason that I
had succeeded in lodging in his mind
the idea that it would work. Chronlo
Insomnia, such as my friend suffered
from, Is in many cases nothing mors
than a habit, and may accurately be
described as the result of a frame of
mind. It Is distinctly a psychical
rather than a physical malady. De
lineator. -,
WHAT'S IN M'CLURE'S.
"How Taft Views His Own Admin-.
Istration An Interview With the
President" by George Klbbe Turner Is
only one of a number of features of
unusual importance in the June num
ber of McClure's Magasine. Senator
Piatt begins his autoblograhy by tell
ing the inside story of the two nomi
nations of Roosevelt; Asher C. Hinds,
parliamentary clerk of the house, ex
lans the tremenous power of the
speaker and when and why it was
given him; John M. Gitterman writes
about "The Cruelty of Our Courts;"
M. Paoll gives his reminiscences of
the King and Queen of Italy; and
Theodore Schlemann, professor of
history In the University of Berlin
and a friend of the Kaiser, has a pa
per on the strained relations between
Germany and England. The fiction
Includes "The Blue Sequin," another
of the John Thorndyke detective
stories; "Neighbors," by Octavla Rob
erts; "A Text-Book Soldier," by Don
ai Hamilton Haines;" "The Orlswold
Divorce Case," by Frederick Taber
Cooper, and "Justice While Ton
Walt," by Owen Oliver.
Penitentiaries are overcrowded
simply and only as a result' of a gen
eral epidemic of "overcrowding."
worked when everything else failed.
Do yon take the Bast Oregonlan T
Caledonian Picnic Comes to Close.
With a monster crowd inai mieu
the park to overflowing me mS
Scotch picnic at Athena which had
been going, on for two days came to a
close Saturday evening.
The day was perfect and the vast
throng of people were all happy and
of the , opinion that tne eievenm an
nual picnic was the best yet.
" While some of the visitors return
ed" to their respective homes at the
close of the day's events, yet many
stayed to participate in the pleasures
of the evening.
The program for the afterpoon ena-
ed with a ball game oeiween i
Athena league team and a picked
toom from Adams, which resulted In
vlrUry for the former by a score of
10 to 7. ..
The battery for Athena was wnson
Stone and Lieuallen and for Adams.
La Fave, Milne, Lewis and Lieuallen.
Umpire, Cartano.
GIFTS FOR THE
Graduate
In my window are dis
played many articles
suitable as gifts to
the graduate
ROYAL M. SAWTELLE
Jeweler
pendleton, oregon
S UC C ESS
Is Gained By Doing Things
A few weeks ago we gave away 1 00 watches. One
with every purchase of 7.50. They took so well that
we duplicated the order and we are now ready to again
Give a Guaranteed Watch
With Every $7.50 Purchase
WORKINGMEN'S CLOTHING CO.
Byers
Best
Flour
Is made from the choicest wheat that
grows. ' Good bread is assured when
BYERS' BEST FLOUR is used. Bran,
Shorts, Steam Rolled Barley always on
hand.
Pendleton Roller 'Mills
Pendleton, Oregon.
Strawberries IOg a Box
Pio Cherrios and Eating Chorrids
orders will be taken for gooseberries to be delivered
PnAAftlinvvirir) the corning Saturday or next
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Fullline of all kinds of fruits and Vegetables in season
INGRAM'S GROCERY
mall crevices. '
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