SIGHT PAGES. s -ANY $ 1 2.-50 TO $ 1 7.50 gii's Spring Suit in our store for only We can fit you and please you our prices are lower all through the store Workingmen's C othing Co. TO CELEBRATE FOURTH PREPARATIONS ARE BEING MADE FOR BIG TIME Fifty Dollars Has Already Been Sub scribed Ladles Aid Clear .Thirty five Dollars on Social Other News Notes. (Special Correspondence.) Holdman, Ore., May 16. Holdman Is determined to be In the front rank for a Fourth of July celebration, "over fifty dollars having been raised at this time, so that a regular old time fourth with spread eagle orations, sports, racesr-gceased pig and all other ac cessories is assured. Miss Maud Bently returned home Saturday from Pendleton where she had been visiting during tne week. The Ladles Aid at their recently given dinner and ice cream social, cleared thirty-five dollars, after do nating dinner to the two ball teams. The money Is being applied as part of their pledge on the recently erect ed church. George .Stangler of Pendleton, who was quite seriously Injured here on May 8, Is reported out of the hospital and able to travel with the aid of a pair of wooden legs. Chester Deal' was a visitor to Pen dleton Saturday. Will Deal and Miss Ruth Keller have been visiting for a .few days with friends and relatives In Pendleton. Quite .a number of people went from Holdman yesterday to Hermte ton to see a ball game between the home team and one of the Hermlston teams. The game resulting in a score of 12 to 5 in favor of Holdman. F. S. McCrea, our merchant has ad ded quite an extensive line of dry goods to his stock and Intends to catch the trade. . Clarence Comer of Helix, president of the Farmers' Union, addressed quite a gathering at the hall Saturday night, and all were well pleased with his address. Mr. and Mrs. Gentry returned from the Athena picnic Saturday evening and report a general good time, but narrowly missed getting their little babe Injured or killed. As Mrs. Gentry was preparing to put It In the baby cab to sleep some of the seats foil crushing the baby cab flat with the ground. One or two pieces of early wheat in heading out and will soon be ready to cut for hay. Miss Hattle Holdman starts for Mil ton this morning where she will visit with her sister, Mrs. Bruner. The las few days have been very warm and - unless some rain comes soon people here will have to Import garden truck as gardens are suffer ing for moisture. Mrs. Beddow of Pendleton, return ed home this morning after several days visit with Mrs. Frank Beddow of this place. .. Mr. Fraker, the father of Lester Fraker Is visiting here for a short time. Deceiving the Widow. A bealtfay looking woman dressed Id 4eep mourning stepped on to tbe plat form scales and requested- tbo grocer's clerk to ascertain her weight. He looked and said, ."One hundred and' forty pounds." ' ' "You made a mistake of twelve pounds In that woman's weight," said another man who had also watched the scales. "She weighed 152 pounds Instead Of 140." "1 know that," said the clerk, ."but tbo never would hnve forgiven me if I bad told her so. That woman's hus band died about els weeks ago. She has gained seven pounds in tbat time, but to keep her in good hutuor with herself I had to make her think she had lost five. I don't know why It is, but anybody who has suffered bereave ment seems to consider It a disgrace to take on flesh. Tbut woman has been welched three times since her husband died. She would be shocked If she knew she had gained right alpng. . for tunately she is too nearsighted to read the scales herself, so' It is easy to make her think she Is wasting away." New York Tress. ASSIBT NATURE. Tbers are times when you should aalat nature. It Is now undertaking to clean your system if you will take Hood's Ssrsaparllla tbe under taking will be neeeaarul! This great med icine purifies and builds op as nothing else does. Ill F. A. CLISE. the only Exclusive Op tometrist located In Umatilla county. Office John Schmidt building, Pen dleton, Ore. Over 80 years practice fitting glasses. Remember I grind my own glasses. Byes carefully ex amined and glasses ground to fit. Phone Main 550. OLD IXDIAV WARRIORS ARB GRANTED PENSIONS Washington. An echo of the Indian wars was heard In the senate a few days ago. when Senator Dixon of Montana, called up the cases of Bull Snake and Old Coyote, Crow Indians with war records but no pensions. A committee recommended that Bull Snake and Old Coyote be paid $13 each a month, but Dixon Insisted oh making the rate $20. "Old Coyote and Bull Snake," he said, "these two Crow Indians, were wounded in battle with General Crook on the Rosebud reservation fighting the Sioux thirty-four years ago this coming June . 15. When Crook was hemmed in by the Sioux on the Rose bud he sent couriers to the Crows for help. They sent 120 of their young men and these two Indians. Old Coy ote's' shoulder blade was shattered. For thirty-four years the old men have dragged oyer the country with out pension, without reward of any kind from the government. Both of them are old men at this time, and I do think $20 a month under these circumstances is certainly a pitiful al lowance for this great government to render to these old men who were shot In battle under these circum stances." ' On that showing the rate asked by Dixon was granted by the senate. Law and the. Queen. The qualntuess of many provisions of British law is curiously illustrated In the status of the queen of England. So far as ber majesty's private busi ness is concerned, she is not regarded by the Inws and customs of England as a married woman at all. She is the only woman In Great Britain who does not come within the scope of the mar ried woman's property act. Tbe Idea In all this is that affairs of state con same all tbe time of tbe king, and therefore no responsibility for the queen's private business rests upon him. If tbe queen contracted debts in her husband's name he would not be responsible for them, as any other husband In tbe United Kingdom would. The king cannot be sued for debt, but the queen can be. Should the king die, some authorities hold that the queen could not marry again, In case she wished to, without the license of the king's successor. New York Tribune. Don Law In Constantinople. "When one of the street dogs of Con stantinople gets too old to be of use to tbe baud the captain dog decides that he is to die," says Albert Bigelow Paine in Harper's Weekly. "A day comes when the captain Issues an edict that he is no longer to have food From tbat day until his death not a morsel passes bis lips. With longing eyes be looks at tbe others eating, but he makes no attempt to join them. Now and again a bit of something falls bis way. Tbe temptation is too strong be reaches toward the morsel. J The captain, who overlooks nothing, gives a low growL Tbe dying creature shrinks back without a murmur. He knows the law. E'erhaps he. too, was once a captain. The minister's wife told me that she bad tried to feed one of those dying dogs, but tbat even wben food was placed In frout of hiui be would only look pleadingly at tbe captain and refuse to touch It" Boys Will Be Boys and are always getting scratches, cut sprains, bruises, bumps, burns or scalds. Don't neglect such things they may result serious if you Co. Apply Ballard'a Snow Liniment ac cording to directions right away and it will relieve the pain and heal the trouble. Price 25c, 60c and f 1. A. C. Koeppen & Bros. FRESH MEATS 8AU8AGE8, FISH AND LARD. ' X Always pure and delivered X promptly, If yon phone the Central Ueat Market 108 E. 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Eld ridge, best' known authority on good roads In this country, will speak on that subject at the following points on the- dates shown: Baker City May II. Enterprise May 18. La Grande,' May 19. Heppner May 10. Pendleton May tl. Condon May 28. Moro May 24. The Dalles May 25. Hood River May 21. Dallas, May 27. Portland May 28. . McMlnnvllle May 80. Forest Grove May II. Oregon City June 1. Salem June 1. V Albany June 8. Corvallls June 4. Eugene June I. Roseburg June 7, . Grants Pass June I. Medford June I. Ashland June 10. T. F. O'BRIEN, Agent. Pendleton, Oregon. WM. M'MURRAT General Passenger Agent, State cl Otilo, City of Toledo. Lucas Coos- ty, m. " Frank J. Cheney makes oath tbat he It senior partner of ttaa firm of T. i. Che ney Co.. doing boalaeaa la the City ol Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that wld firm will pay the sum of ONI HUNDRED DOLLARS for sack and every raae of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ue use of Hall's Catarrh Cere. "BANK J. CHUNKY. Sworn to before ne cad sutacrlbed la my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D 18SS. A. W. ULBASON. (Seal) Notary Public Hell's Catarrh Cure Is takes taternaU- end acts directly oa the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Bead for testimo nials free. r. J. CHBNBT CO, Toledo, O. Sold by all Dr imam ta. TBe. Take Hall's Family Pills for coastlps Hob. IRST ALFALFA CROP READY FOR SICKLE IIICKMISTOX I 'A KM KHS PREPARE FOR HARVEST By Middle of Week Will All Be En gaged In Slaking Hay Hermlston Hoys Suffer Defeat Other Jfews Notes from Project Town. (Special Correspondence.) HermlBton, Ore., May 23. The mid dle of the week will see most every farmer around Hermlston busy cut ting his first crop of alfalfa. The flrnt crop is fine and prospects are good for three other good crops. Yesterday the local boys met defeat from the Umatilla team, thus break ing the hoodoo which has nun over the latter. The feature of the game was a home run hit made by one of the Umatilla boys, thereby winning the game for them. Everyone here is glad to see Umatilla get a game, " even though they had to take it from the top notchers. Wm; Rath and daughter of Avoca, Minnesota, were here yesterday look ing over the project under the guid ance of the Columbia Land company. Mayor George Coe of Stanfield spent several hours in Hermiston yesterday. John Intlekofer, recently- of Iowa, has a force of men building a fine cottage on his ranch north of HermlS' ton. J. W. Wled has returned to his home in Jefferson, Oregon, after upending a few days here on business. W. P. Littlefleld of the Littlefieid Campbell company, has returned from a six weeks' stay at Seattle, Wash ington. This week will see much improve ment work done around the oriice and warehouses of the Inland Empire Lumber company. f F(fl)p The Pastime. The following new program for Tuesday's change: "Paplnta." Selig. Drama. 1000 feet long. A story of love and jeal ousy with a lively elopement and mar riage and the escape of the fleeing pair through the aid of a friendly surveyor. "The Miner's Sweetheart." Dra matic. Length, 1000 feet. It is one of those pictures possessing a subtle power that holds one's sympathies throughout the length. "Love and Marriage In. Poster Land." Comedy. A unique and al together delightful comedy. "The Senator and the Suffragette.' Comedy. ... There are some hearty laughs concealed in this and it is sure to please. FAC-EIS Liquid Foot Ease. Relieves tired, aching and sweaty feet. Happiness for every one-at lit a bottle. First Class Drug Stores. Read the "Want" ads today? How They Get 'Em. The sad looking man climbed luto tbe bootblack's chair to have his shoes shined. k "And Is your father a bootblack, too?" he "asked, by way of making con versation. "No, sir," replied the lud. "My fa ther is a farmer." "Ah, a farmer!" cried the siid look ing man as a spasm almost akin to Joy spread over his features. As he reach ed Into bis pocket for a notebook and pencil he began to mumble a sort of gibberish. It souuded like this: "Farmer, hey? Farmer hay. Son. bootblack. Son shines. Ah! I nave it Your father evidently believes to making bay while the son shines." Perhaps it is needless to explain that Instead of being a mild . lunatic the sad looking man was one of those pro fessional humorists who write funny pieces for the papers. Philadelphia Ledger. Laughter Saved the Ship. Humor has been credited with the saving of many things, but perhaps never before has a ship been saved by Its judicious application. In a great storm many years ago a ship's crew were all at prayers when a boy burst into a fit of violent laughter. Being reproved for his ill timed mirth and asked the reason for it, he said, "Why, I was laughing to think what a hiss ing the boatswain's 'red nose will make when it comes in contact with the wa ter." This ludicrous remark set the crew laughing, inspired them with new spirits, and by a great exertion they brought the vessel safely into port Liverpool Post Two Narrow Escapes. An Irishman, seeing a vessel very heavily ladeu and scarcely above the water's edge, exclaimed. "Upon my owl, if tbe river was but a little high er the ship would go to the bottom!" "See there!" exclaimed the returned Irish soldier to the gaping crowd as he exhibited with some pride bis tall hat with a bullet hole in it "Look at tbat hole, will ye! Ye see, if It had been a low crowned hat 1 should have been killed outright" Notice to Public. Dr. I. U. Temple wishes to an nounce the removal of his office from the John Schmidt building to the Am erican National bank building. His Temper. "My dear," said a lady to her bus band, "there must be a lot of Iron In your system." "Why do you think tor "Because yon invariably tamper wben yon get hotr kmc your Dieoo varies, 8o many famous discoveries have turned out ro be re-dlscoveriea that we become cautious about asserting that any event or lu'lilevi-ment was the first Of 'lis kind .Mm Diske. . Roadmakers need mighty few guide posts through .this wilderness. S2 tard SSIFJG Yilliam Henry Campbell. William Henry Campbell, aged 63 years, of Baker City, Oregon, whose photograph and description appears on this circular, disap peared from his home, April 28, 1910, at 11 A. M. Name, William Henry Camp- hell; color, white; occupation, farmer; age, 63 years; height, 5 ft. S in.; weight, 135 pounds; build, medium; complexion, flor id; color hair, brown, not gray; eyes, brown. Remarks: Sandy mustache; when beard grows sandy, mixed with rrnv. When last seen wore soft, black hat and working clothes. T.ame in right foot. The above reward is offered by Ed. "Rand, sheriff of Baker Coun ty, Oregon. If necessary hold him. Any information should be ad dressed t ED. RAND, Daker Gily, Oregon Ffhrriff of Baker County. - About 1 5,000 Acres of Sherman County, Oregon. (BBBAOFJ s now under Crop Leases in . varying sized parcels re newable or subject to can cellation at buyers option. Price about $40.O)(D Per Acre . (Crop rental 1910 reserved) - Terms Part Cash ' Part on Time Apply to Eastern Oregon Land Company Care of Balfour, Guthrie & Co. Board of Trade Building . Portland, Oregon "Jes Put It, In Ma Pocket" ADVERTISING TALK NO. 5. A story is told of a traveler who, while walking through a lane in one of Kentucky's rural districts one hot summer day came upon three boys sitting on the fence of an adjoining field. Their heads were hanging wearily and their eyes were barely open. Such don't-care and woe-begon expressions he had never before seen on the faces of mortal men. "Well, you're a sorry bunch," he exclaimed. '"I think you are the laziest individuals I ever saw in my life. "I'd just like to find out which one is the laziest, and I'll tell you what I'll do. I am going up the road here a ways and when I return I am going to give a five dollar bill to the cne who looks the laziest" Then the traveler vent his vay and in about an hour he returned. All three boys had fallen off the fence. One had managed to crawl partly under the shade of a nearby tree where he lay apparently, fast asleep; another was reclining against the fence. But the third boy had stayed just where he fell. Sprawled out in the dust, his legs and arms limp as rags and the sun of a midsummer's day pouring its merciless rays down upon him, he presented a spectacle of despair. The traveler walked over to him, partly roused him, and said: "I've decided that you're the laziest; here's your five dollars." Without shifting position and the muscles of his face barely moving, the boy drawled, "Jee put it in ma pocket." Now isn't that just about the limit? But, don't you know no offense intended some business men's appreciation of the value of advertising is on a par with that boy's appreciation of his good fortune. They won't do anything to go after trade. Maybe they have advertised one or twice, failed to get results and then quit, declaring they will never try it again. Don't expect to have money handed to you a silver platter. Advertising is the hammering part of business building. If you were building a house, you would expect to keep right on pounding until the last nail was driven, wouldn't you f It's the- unsuccessful merchant who tells you hi9 adver tising didn't pay. Of course not ; he didn't make it pay; he didn't keep on hammering. To succeed yon must keep in action day after day and month after month.