PAGE FOVK EIGHT PAGES. DAILY EAST OREGOXIAX, PENDLETON, OREGON, MONDAY, APRIL 18, 1910. AX INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER. Pwtllabed Pally, Weekly and Semi-Weekly at Pendleton. Oretrou, br the AST ORKUOMAN l'LULISUlNl CO. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Dall;, on year, by mall 5.00 Dally, ill montha, by mall 2.60 iU.T, three montha, by mall 1.25 Dally, one month, by mall 50 Itelly, one year, by carrier 7.50 Iaily, alx -montlia. by carrier S.75 Iily, three montha, by carrier 1.05 Dally, one month, by carrier 3 Weekly, one year, by mall 1.60 Weekly, sli months, by mall 75 Weeklr. four montha, by mail 60 Kami-Weekly, one year, by mall.,.. 1.50 nl-Weekly, alx mom ns. by mall... .75 ttetnl-Weekly, four months, by mall.. .50 The DallT K&st Oregonlan Is kept on aala at the Oregon News Co., 147 6th street, Portland. Oregon. Karthwest News, Co., Portland. Oregon. Chicago Bureau, Ooft Security Building. Washington, D. C, Bureau, 501 Four teenth atreet, N. W. Member halted Press Aaoclatton. Entered at the postotflce at Pendleton, Oregon, as second class mall matter. Telephone Main 1 Official City and County Paper. Us. ON WjLA8EL It will never pay to frown When you're blue; Fortune still may have a crown Made for you; Don't expect to win men's pity or to gain the strength you need By appearing heavy-hearted you are far astray, In deed, If you do. When your woes are hard to hear Do not mope, Do not seek a cellar where You may grope; Take a walk out in the sun . ligrht, shun the corners that arP murk; Breathe the sweet air of the hillside, then go whistling back to work,' " And to hope. 5. E. Riser.' 4 EDISON'S NEW CAR. Thomas A. E-lison has perfected his storage battery electric street car and if accounts of the same are to be rtlied upon it will not be long until the gasoline motor cars such as the one now running between Pendleton nd Umatilla will have to go upon the shelf, being replaced by a better car. According to a story in the May is- ue of Technical World magazine, n began upon his storage bat- J Ediso tery car two years ago, just after he had perfected a storage battery for use on drays and delivery wagons In 3few York City. The car which he made has been subjected to all sorts o! arduous use and has been found a complete success. . "The storage battery car is cap- ; able of running one hundred and fifty miles without recharging at a cost of one cent a mile, and of climbing any ordinary grade," says the Technical TVorld. "It saves twenty-five per cent on the cost of line construction, for there are no overhead wires, no poles, no transmission cables and no track bonding. There is also a ma terial saving in the cost of power plant, too; for on a trolly line the power plant must be large enough to move the maximum amount of traffic, which continues fo? only a short time; the rest of the day there l a large surplus of power that is not used. The power station for charging storage batteries can be run it Its most economical gait every hour in the twenty-four, "The greatest saving is in the cost of operation. The Edison patent storage battery car weighs only from one-half to two-thirds as much as the ordinary trolly car of the same ca pacity, yet the Edison car Is the stronger. As it costs one hundred Jollars per ton per year to run the Average street car on the average Rtreet railroad it may be seen that this saving Is of some consequence." The Edison car should be especi ally valuable for interurban Bervlce. This because the storage battery cars would do away with the necessity of trolly equipment which Is an especi ally strong item of expense on Inter urban roads. Perhaps in a short time the Edison cars will be in general use on interurban electric lines and It will not be surprising if they replace the gasoline cars now being used by Ihf Harriman system. THE LAND OF LIFE. Is the climate of the arid and seml arld west peculiarly adapted to the aevtlopment of men of physical and mental vigor? There are many rea sons for believing this to be the case. It is a fact often remarked upon that children reared. In eastern Oregon are larger and stronger than those reared In the humid Willamette valley. Foot twill coaches In the colleges of the northwest look for their most prom ising materia! from among the stu dents who hall from cast of the Caa--rad mountains. Dr. E. L. Munson, a writer In the May Pacific Monthly takes the view that the climate of the arid country Is good for both physical and men tal development. He has the follow ing to say along this line: "And this stimulant influence of fine weather and climate upon the mind and body, like a dose of medi cine, is Immediate. A clear, breezy, sunny day in spring or fall, especially after a rain has reduced the atmos pheric humidity, brings every New Englander out of doors to forget his troubles; children shout at their play, and even the dogs bark and scamper. Such brilliant, bracing days are the rule and not the rare exception In the favored West. "Hence, reasoning from the fore going we would naturally expect to find the character of the typical Am erican of the arid West what in fact ropular opinion really recognizes It to be cheerful rather than gloomy; optimistic rather than that dubious frame of mind which hopes for the best and expects the worsf; forceful and courageous, rather than shrink ing; initiative and self-reliant rathe than dependent on precedent and custom; progressive rather than con servative; frank rather than secre tive and suspicious; generous rather than the opposite; charitable rather than critical; Impulsive rather than cautious; broad-minded rather than narrow and bigoted; Impatient of senseless convention, hypocrisy and sham; a friend to value and a foe to fiaT, playing the great game to win, but playing It fairly." This is the country In which to I've. It is the land of sunshine and of life. From appearances about two thirds uf the population of this place will get counted. The other one third will be passed up by the enumerators because they could not be listed the i first time the enumerators called. As ja result Pendleton will not make the j showing Its population really justl- Ties. More paved and macadamized streets, permanent cross walks, more concrete walks with more parking and more street grading would help make this a better place In which to live. A new theatre would also help the situation. It is said that Taft proposes to send a squadron of 21 battleships and fr.ur armored cruisers around the world Iti 1912. That is a good way to find out whether or not our ships are seaworthy. In the increasing business Pendle- lon is securing from its outside terri tory mere is great opportunity for progressive merchants. . There is not much chance for the "hookworm" while the "baseball bug is busy. Possibly the Washington-Oreeon company has been waiting for Edi son to develop his storage battery car. -All roads lead to Pendleton." PHILOSOPHY. (Washington Post.) Many questions are unasked be cause of fear of the answer. Bad pennies turn up heads just a often as good ones. The man who takes victory as a matter of course makes the most ex cuses in defeat. A poor imitation of good manners is better than none at -all. Most women would rather wear an unbecoming new dress than a becom ing old one. Man's most Inconspicuous part is as a poor father-in-law. Men sleep soundest when there are unusual noises In the house. People are laughed at most who take it the worst Prosperity soon gets to thing It has been so always. I! INFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. (New York Press.) Female figures are made, not born. It isn't safe to make love, even to an engaged girl, for she can break it Off. ' r t is A man starts out expecting to get rich, and ends up thinking he Is lucky to keep out of the poorhouse. The longer a man can .stay away ir;m nis lamiiy the more he can lie ahout how he misses them. The more money a man will spend on flowers for his wife the less he ..111 want to spend on necessaries for her. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. (Chicago News.) A female diplomat is a woman who can say mean things In a pleasant way. .Never put off till tomorrow the tning some other chap will do for you toaay. If the fool and his money were In separable, there would be no get-rlch-qulck schemes. It's difficult to arouse a man's en thusiasm by showing him a photo graph of himself when a baby. Of course women are a trifle vain, but did you ever see a man pass up an opportunity to look In a mir ror? "Dawson Is one of the most devoted fathers I ever knew." "How so?" "He's proud of-his children. Why, say. he often lies awake half the night trying to think up clever things that he can credit them with saying.' NEW YORK'S FIGHT. "No TTncared-for Tuberculosis In New York state In 1915!" This Is the watchward In the cam paign for the prevention of tubercu losis In the state of New York. "No tuberculosis in 1920" Is the hope. How the people of the Empire state have rallied for the fight against this dis ease In almost every city, village and hamlet In that commonwealth In the short space of two years Is a story that will doubtless be of Interest to the citizens of every other state In the union, for the crusade against consumption Is not confined to the limits of any state or of any nation. In the words of Prof. William H. Welch, of Johns Hopkins University, the leader of scientific medicine In America, "The people have recogniz ed their true foe In tubereuolsls and are stirring to the combat through out the civilized world." This is be cause enlightened men and women throughout the civilized world are beginning to appreciate the full sig nificance of Pasteur's words, "It Is within the power of man to cause all germ diseases to disappear from the earth." The striking thing about tubercu losis is that while scientists have known for a quarter of a century how to cope with it and indeed a few of our. larger cities have been successful ly coping with it for the past twenty years nevertheless the "civilized world" has only just begun to stir It self to a systematic combat. Already, however. In the way of education great strides have been made. He would be held an Ignorant person who should learn now for the first time that tuberculosis Is a communicable, and therefore a preventable, disease, and that In most cases, If properly treated in the early stages, it Is cur able At least. It Is reasonably cer tain that there are comparatively few people in New York state today who could not "back" the book" -and recite for you these essential facts about tu berculosis: Tuberculosis (or consumption) causes more deaths than any other single disease. In the civilized world there are not less than a million deaths each year, or two a minute which are due to this disease; in the United States this scourge claims no less than 200.000 of our citizens annually, and In the Empire state we sacrifice to it an av erage of 16.000 lives each year, or one every thirty minutes. One third of all who die between the ages of fifteen and forty-five, just at the time when they are repaying to society their debt for nurture and education, die of tuberculosis. From "No Tuberculosis In New York State in 1920!" by John A. Kingsbury. In the American Review of Reviews for April. OHICIN OF PKJTAIL. The report that the Chinese depart ment of state affairs contemplates is suing an order directing officials, sol diers and police to give up the queue and to wear their hair short recalls that the queue was introduced Into China by the Manchu dynasty nearly three centuries ago, says the Japan Mail. It is said to have been origin ally suggested to the Manchus by their sense of gratitude to the horse, that animal having played a great part in the Tartar conquests. In short, the "pigtail" was a method of establish ing a relationship between human be ings and horses. ItefU-ctlons of a Bachelor. Most people never forget to pose except when they are home wltn the family. About the time a man has gone broke on an automobile he has learn ed a little about running one. A man can easily get an Idea he wants to do something for the world if a good salary goes with it. You can tell a woman who has a natural complexion by the way those who haven't hate her for It. A girl likes to have a man give her flowers; but she likes a thousand times more to have him beg f.r one back to carry in his watch case. Now, and later, people can see that the "hard" winter was a good one. "A Sure Tip." 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"The 'boss' who disdains to accept an occasional hint from a subordi nate Is bound some time to have his egotism come a cropper," remarked Wait McDougall, according to "Llp pincott's." "I once had a controlling Interest," he went on, "In an up-state amusement park. "Rrlglu and early one morning I arrived at the park, where I found a man, Idly watching. " 'Come with me, sir!' said I stern ly to the workman. "He followed without a word. " 'Mr. Jones, pay this man off,' I abruptly ordered the manager, when we arrived at the local office. The Housewife's work will be lessen-, ed when Elect ricty and Gas come into the home COOK WITH GAS Make the work easier for her and save on your fuel as well. No dirt, dust and excessive heat. No fuel to hand? and fires to kindle and It costs leas. For Her sake, put gas In your home befo:e thehot weather arrives Northwestern Gas & Electric Co. Phone Main 4. THE G R H N D PENDLETON'S DIG, POPULAR VAUDEVILLE AND MOTION PICTURE THEATRE. New Performers, Acts and Pictures twice each week, Sunday and Thursday Matinee Every Saturday and Sunday Afternoon. CHILDREN 15c. Doors Open at 7 p. m. Orpheum Theatr . P MRPKRNACII. Proprietor HIGH-CLASS UP-TO-DATE MOTION ' PICTURES For Men, Women and Children! SJU: I'lWUIlAM IN TODAY'S PAPER. Program Changes on Sundays, Tuesday's anil Friday's. Byers' Best Flour WMSE A. C. KOEPPEN A BROS. CURES " 'But, Mr. McDougall ," " 'That will do,' I replied with In creasing indignation. 'Give him a day's wages at once;' "When the fellow was paid and had vanished with amazing celerity, I de- mnnded! ! " 'Now, sir, perhaps you can give j me some reason for hiring such worthless vagabonds.' J " 'Why, Mr. McDougall,' he "was finally able to explain, 'that fellow j was never in our employ; he was merely a spectator!" 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