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DAILY EAST OKBOONIAN. PKXPLgTON. ORBQOX. SATOKDAY, MARCH 28, 1010.
EIGHT PAGES.
OREGON THEATRE, Tuesday, March 29th
MOR.T H. SINGER Presents
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A Stubborn CSmte
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With Homer B. Mason and
Company of
7--Gomedians, Singers and EBamceirs--? DncEaading)
The Worlds Most, Beautiful Women. A whirlwind of Life, Fun, Music and Pretty Girls.
THIS ATTRACTION COMES DIRECT FROM THE BUNGALOW, PORTLAND, ORE.
PRJCEf-Boxes and first 3 rows $2.00; Lower Floor $1.50; Balcony $1.00;
Gallery 75; Children 50c. Seats Monday at Pendleton Drug Co.
A "CELL"' OX MASOX TS
"A STTBBORX CINDERELLA"
Homer B. Mason, the star' of Mort
H. Singer's "A Stubborn Cinderella"
Co.. is a big, strapping fellow with a
humorous twinkle In his eye. and a
chap who enjoys a joke even when it
is played upon himself as the follow
ing will show.
"So you want a story? Well, here's
one, that happened to me when I was
in vaudeville. I was playing in St.
Paul. A friend of mine named Cal
Stone framed up a deal that I was to
come to a party he was giving at his
house that night, rigged up In my
regular burglar makeup, and do a
piano stunt. Well, I fixed myself up
and went to his back door and asked
for a bit to eat and told a hard luck
story.
"The girl was on and they got me
into the parlor where all the guests
were seated, and Stone asked me a
lot of freak questions and I faked the
answers, and finally ended up by do
ing my piano stunt. Nobody was on
but a couple of young girls who had
seen me do my turn at the vaudeville
theater but they kept mum and I went
out of the back door as much a bur
glar as I was when I came In.
"Well, that fellow Stone, by George,
had gone to the Chief of Police, who
was a friend of his, and put up a job
on me. so when I was walking down
the steps to my carriage, a big cop
Jumped out at me. I wasn't 'on,' you
know, and was sure scared to death.
' I argued with the cop.
" 'Look at my make-up,' says I.
" 'What do I care for your make
up,' says the cop. 'Don't you know
it's against the law to go about the
streets in disguise? How do I know
you're what you say you are? Tou
come along with me.'
"I told him to wait before he made
a fool of himself, but he would not
listen. I showed him my carriage.
That didn't phaze him.
"Then 1 said, 'See here, Just come
back into the house and my friend
Stune will tell you who I am.'
"The cou was agreeable, so we went
back. Stone came to the door.
" 'See here, Stone, this is a new man
on the force, I guess, and he wants to
and let me go home. I'm freezing to
death.'
"Stone gave me a glar and said,
'I don't know you. He looks like a
crook, officer. You had better take
him along.'
"Well, you can imagine how I felt
I cussed the cop, I cussed Stone, I
cussed myself, and then cussed every
body in general. To heap it on the
cop took me to the station in the car- '
riage I was paying for. The sergeant
would not believe me, and had me
searched. They found my pistol in j
my pocket, the one I used in my act. I
That was evidence against me, they I
said. The pistol was a fake and
would not go off at all, but he said I
that did not cut any ice, it was a gun j
Just the same. Then I began to get
sore. They gave me permission to
telephone Stone, and I told him he :
had gone far enough. )
"I guess he thought so. too, so I j
was released. That's the nearest I
ever came to languishing in a prison j
cell.
SUfcVTOOd.
Those who have used ours say It la
the best they ever saw. We make
three carloads each day at our mill.
If yon will contract your supply for
the coming season now to be deliver
ed by August 1, we will make you at
tractive prices.
OREGON LUMBER YARD,
Phone Main t.
TO CURB A COLD IN ONB DAT.
Tk LAXATIVE BROllO Quinine Tablets.
Drngglsts refund money If It falls to ear. B.
W. UROYE'S signature is on each box. 25c.
Ladies Soles Sewed.
With my new machine I can sew
your soles on for (Be per pair. They
will look better and last longsr.
A. EKLUND.
Thermometers- make more
than the big fish that get away.
liars
Notice.
To subscribers of the Pacific Tele
phone and Telegraph Co.
On and after April 1st. 1910, all
telephone bills will be payable in ad
vance on the first day of each month
and not later than the 10th, at. the
offlcs of the MimnuiT In the Matlock
hnlMInff Pflll at Rewmler wlnAnw
or mall check.
MANAGER.
Spring Humors
Come to most people and cause many
troubles, pimples, bolls and other
eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that
tired feeling, biliousness, Indigestion
and headache.
The sooner you get rid of them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
The Spring lediclne-par excellence
as shown by unequaled, radical and
permanent cures.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs.
NUT AND LUMP
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in any quantity.
We have the only real Rock Spring Coal in Pendleton
Also good dry black pine, yellow pine, fir, tamarack, slab
wood and split wood. -
Only good fuel carried here Prompt delivery
HENRY KOPITTKE Phone Main 1?8
A Swollen Jaw
is not pretty nor pleasant. Whether
It's caused by neuralgia, toothache,
or accident, Ballard's Snow Liniment
will reduce the swelling and relieve
the pain. The great and sure cure
for rheumatism, cuts, burns, bruises,
scalds any and all aches and pains.
Sold by A. C. Koeppen as Bros.
Of Interest to Ladles. '
Beautiful hair Is a crown of glory, i
and we have just received a new and
complete line the largest ever on
display In Pendleton. 30 inch braids
in all shades, coronet braids and tur
banettes. Call and Inspect them at
Mrs. Campbell's, leading milliner.
Df-pth is the faculty of discovering
run me In. Just tell him who I am 1 the obvious with an air of restraint.
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SMALL FRUIT TRACTS NEAR MILTON
Executors Sale of Real Estate at
PUBLIC AUCTION
Monday, April 4th, at 10 a. m.
Sale takes place at the G. M. Harrah place, known as the Ingle Homestead, between the stations of
State Line and Twilight., on the interurban car line, right in the heart of the famous orchard belt be
tween Milton and Walla Walla.
(55 Acres flBivided Onto 113 Tracts off
3 ito IB Acres Each
a 4r Afffl slx mes ' Walla Walla and four miles north of Milton and Freewater; on the
g,iUmi . interurban electric line; roads for each tract; close to good schools and churches; tele
phone and rural mail service; plenty of spring and running water. Abstracts up to date. Are so ar
ranged that parties so desiring can buy continuous tracts.
CaaSh" Tftn Per cent down and balance upon confirmation of sale by the
Come atany time and be shown over the tracts
someone always on hand to meet you.
Fd(& Laaoiidh) aft ITJedDDi
Wesley W. Harrah,
Executor of the estate of G. M. Harrah, deceased.
Fred Eiffert,
Auctioneer
Homer B. Mason and &Iaxguerlte Keeb-r, With "A Stubborn Cinderella,"
at the Oregon Theater, Tuesday, March 20.