East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, October 02, 1908, EVENING EDITION, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4

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    DAILY KAST OUEcJOMAN, PENDLETON, OHEGON, Fill DAY, OCTOHKH 2, 1D0H.
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IN, ON CUiC
In peace, Love tunes the shep-
herd's reod;
In war he mounts the warrior's
steed;
In halls In gay attire Is seen;
Love rules the court, the camp,
the grove,
And men below and saints
above;
For Love Is heaven and heaven
Is Love.
'Sir Walter Scott.
ECONOMIC, NOT PERSONAL.
In the name of partisan argument
much inane rot Is being Inflicted up
on the people just at present. But of
all the things that have been brought
forth fro mthe "Book of Arguments,"
one of the rankest Is the statement,
made with much gusto, that the lib
erties of the American people are
now fully and thoroughly protected.
Because the personal liberties of
men are not curtailed because they
are allowed to pass from state to state
without passports some orators and
newspapers believe that all Is well.
But the problems now up pertain
to the economic rights of men and
not to their personal privileges.
Though of a different nature these
questions are just as grave and they
are far more Intricate than those
which confront the American colo
nists before the revolution.
'When you take my house" you take
my tiff, for you take the prop where
by I live," said Shylock and he gave
utterance to an economic truth.
riJtoeracy does not care regarding
the lesser rights of the humble Amer
ican citizen. It Is willing to allow
him to breathe, to travel about and
to vote, so long as he does not Inves
tigate too much before he casts his
ballot.
As long as the trusts control con
gress and through doing so know that
their grip upon the economic affairs
r.f the country wil not be shaken they
do not worry about lesser matters.
They prefer to show great outward
deference for the rights of the people
and to pose as mk and abused crea
tures rather than as robber barons.
I5ASIS OF THE SMILE.
It is now announced that an eastern
business college will offer instruction
ir. smiling. The principal object of
the course will be to better fit young
rren and women for work In depart
ment stores.
The Idea of a course In smiles Is
c-trtuinly novel and it may prove a
good thing. It cannot be doubted
but that the man with the smile Is a
better salesman than he with the
sroutvy 1 "k.
Pu if the New York college expects
to produce the genuine article In the
Lne of smiling It will need a very ex
t' nslve equipment. Furthermore, the
course may require more time than
Is needed to teach gentle fingers the
art of stenography.
A smile not a matter of the face
a'.one. The real article Is produced
only when body, mind and spirit are
In perfect tune.' It will be difficult
to adjust these through a six weeks
curse in a commercial school.'
The only smile that's worth while
Ik t.hat from the man who really feels
good and likes his fellow creatures.
The smile that comes from the face
only Is a fake that Is easily detected.
Dogs and babies readily distinguish
between It and the genuine article.
T'nless this business college has some
thing better than the artificial varie
ty to offer it had better leave the sub
ject alone.
m:v VOItK KOOKTV.
The most torrid roast New York
society has received In many months
has Just been administered by Ethel
Darrymore whose entree Into society
In both hemispheres Is said to be un
questioned. "There's no occasion for brain In
our Boclety, at least not In that of
New York which I have seen, and
consequently girls don't prepare
tl eniselvos or cultivate their capa
bilities," Miss Barrymore Is quoted.
"They have enough for what Is de
manded of them and they don't at
tempt anything more difficult. If
ou can Join gracefully In the Inani
ties of an ordinary dinner table, you'll
pass muster, but If you should hap
pen to touch on anything that the
ual men of our country are doing,
you would be shunned as a frightful
be re.
"The women of wealth are merely
sdfish and piggish and are utterly
cement with comfortable living quar
ters, a good dinner, a little polo or
1 ridge, or a rapid automobile or two.
They are empty shells and perfectly
meaningless and useless to the coun
try. "If a plague were to wipe out the
entire society element of New York,
the city would be none the worse for
It nor would they be missed. They
accomplish nothing and give nothing
to the world."
This criticism Is doubtless Intended
for the people of Gotham's, upper so
cial circles the set where they have
monkey dinners and bllllon-dollar
divorce suits. But these people have
niver stood high in good society.
JAPAN'S SYSTEM.
An insight into Japan's remarkable
success in war may be had from the
following statement recently made by
a Russian general who visited the Mi
kado's empire:
"In their military school, where I
saw a Spartan system of education,
the exercises of the cadets with pikes,
rifles and broadswords were not ap
proached by anything of the kind that
I had witnessed in Europe it w;is
fighting of the fiercest character,"
says he. "At the end of the strug
gle there was a hand-to-hand combat,
which lasted until the victors stood
triumphant over the bodies of the
vanquished and tore off their masks.
In these exercises, which were very
severe, the cadets struck one another
fiercely and with wild cries; but the
moment a prearranged signal was
f,:ven, or the fight came to an end,
the combatants drew themselves up
in a line and their faces assumed an
expression of wooden composure.
"In all the public schools proml
iience was given to military exercises,
and the scholars took part In them
with enthusiasm. Even In their walks
they practiced running, flanking anl
surl,!en. unexpected attacks of one
nnrtu on another. The hlstorv of
Japan was everywhere made a means
of strengthening the pupils' patriot
ism and their belief In Japan's Invin
cibility. Particular stress was laid
upon the country's successful wars,
the heroes of them were extolled, and
the children were taught that none of
Japan's military enterprises had ever
failed."
There was class to the liluniinnted
parade last night and those who did
not see It missed something good.
Tietween the Best People on Karth.
the scorching autos and the bands,
there was something stirring.
Pendleton has splendid hotel and
lodging house accommodations. Hut
last 'night they were overtaxed. The
fair is popular.
The newspaper that
anything positively and
never says
never hurts
anvone's feelings Is not a newspaper. !
I
thi: GIKI. WHO SMII.IX
The wind was east and the chimney
smoked,
And the old brown house seemed
dreary,
For nobody smiled, and nobody joked,
The young folks grumbled, the old
folks croaked;
They had come home chilled and
weary.
Then opened the door and a girl came
in;
Oh, she was homely very!
Her nose was pug, and her cheek was
thin
There wasn't a dimple from brow to
chin
But her smile was bright and
cheery.
She spoke not a word of the cold or
damp,
Xor yet of the gloom about her.
But she mended the fire and lighted
the lamp,
And she put on the place a different
stamp
From that It had without her.
They forgot that the house was a dull
old place.
And smoky from base to rafter,
And gloom departed from every face,
As they felt the charm of her mirth
ful grace
And the cheer of her happy laugh
ter. Oh, give me the girl who will smile
and sing,
And make all glad 'together!
To be plain or fair Is a lesser thing.
But a kind, unself'sh heart can bring
Good cheer In the darkest weather.
Woman's Life.
It does not pay to do things just
to be doing, or to say things Just to
be saying.
tlon
Since Biblical times, the hog has had the reputation of being a very un
cleanly animal. How then can hog fat, from which lard is made, be clean and
wholesome, and make healthful, digestible food? simply cannot, and docs not.
Now let us consider the ingredients of Cotlolcnc just pure, refined cotton
seed oil, and the choicest of beef suet. Do they not appeal to you as preferable
to the fat of the swine?
Cotlolcne is an absolutely pure product, and will make palatable, digestible,
wholesome food. Cottohnc is the best frying and shortening medium made
today. If the best is none too good for you, ask your grocer for Cottocne, and
do not let any prejudice stand in the way. The only way to
know Cottokne is to test
COTTOLENEIS Guaranteed Your grocer is hereby au-
thonzed to refund your
money in case you are not pleased, after having given ColtoUne a fair (test.
Never Sold in Bulk ''Jet"et in p?iIs,wit,l B1! a,ir"
tight top to keep it clean, fresh ami whole
some, and prevent it from catching dust and absorbing disagreeable odors,
such as fish, oil, etc.
Cook Book Free ror a 2c s,amP to i? vk we win man
wui uuui rice yoij ourn!W ..rl-RK F00I) C00K noOK"
edited and compiled by Mrs. Mary J. Lincoln, the famous Food Expert, and
containing nearly 300 valuable recipes.
Made only by THE N.
"Nature's
15F.AITY.
There has been fl beauty doctor
Olvin' lectures In our town
An" ma hired a stenographer
Ter take his lingo down.
An' the things that she's a-huyln
Fer to rub Into her face,
Comes In boxes, Jugs, an' bottles.
An' are all around the place.
She t.ikes heie face o' morning's
An' steams it o'er n pot,
Then she rubs some dope stuff In It
Whik It's red and sizzlin" hot.
Then she lays some hot cloths on It
Fer to drive It further In,
Then she plasters It and rubs It
Fer to beautify her skin.
Then she's got a rubber dingus
Thet she fastens ter th' door,
Then she grabs and bends down baek
ards Till her head's most on the floor.
Then she doubles over forward
Till she nlmost busts in half.
Then she spanks us chll.lren awful
'Cause we can't hold In our laugh.
! f-'he has bought a jar of ointment
An' the label on it said
It would kill hair on her features.
Rut would grow li on her head;
An' the shelves arc full of sum-fond,
And o' ointments an' o' creams,
And she dopes her face o" daytimes
An she masks it while she dreams.
She has got some stuff In bottles
That, when It Is well rubbed In
Will make thlnnlsh women stouter,
An' make stoutish women thin;
An' gran'mother's gettin skittish
flran'ma hasn't got a tooth
An' she's bought a j.'ir o' ointment
That Is labeled. "Hioom o Youth."
An' pop says th' world's gone crooked
Since that feller came to town,
An' ma hired a stenographer
Ter take his lingo down;
Ma tells pa his talk was gratis.
That It didn't cost a cent.
Put th' druggist 'round th' corner
Kin te! you what paw has spent.
Houston Post.
the sornri:.
A molecule, Invisible, the work of the
t'nseen
'drew weary of its silent task, bethlnk-
j lng it were mean.
"Shall I, Inanimate, confined, be de-
stlned thus to share
i Tho fate of my chained brethren the
slaves of earth and air?
Why not a cloud, why not a star, why
not a rainbow I?
'Twere Joy to. be a sunbeam fair across
a golden sky."
The question asked, ere had the plea
ascended henvi nward
Thence fame as incense a reply,
though as a flaming sword
It pierced Its soul in ecstacy and.
piercing, healed the pain
Of longing for forbidden tools to
break the golden chain:
"O blind and feeble molecule," the
voice within It cried,
The voice was Ood the Infinite "Why
art not satisfied?
"Without thee life and love exist; su
naught, the sky, the rainbow
vain;
Without thee nothing could exist; su
preme would chaos reign
"Then I'm content, my Joy bursts
forth an ever-gushing spring;
Henceforth," It breathed exultlngly,
"lo I am Ood and King."
Selected.
rovK's logic.
Because your eyes look Into mine.
And read my heart and understand,
Withholding nothing, dear, they are
The fairest In all the land.
Because your lips, a budding rose
With half Its glories still unfurled,
Surrendered to my kiss, I count
Those lips the sweetest In the
world.
Because your heart still beats with
mine
Up all the thorny way I go,
Beneath the sun no other heart
Holds any secret I would know.
Reginald W. Kauffman,
-1
y op
Field! ?
it yourself.
K. FAIRBANK COMPANY, Chicago
Gift from tho Sunny South"
NO. 9228
The American National Bank
Formerly
The Pendleton Savings Bank
Capital, Surplus and Profits
$250,000.00
Savings Bank Facilities With National
Bank Securities.
4 per cent. Interest on Time Deposits.
Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent.
The American
Pendleton,
Report made to the
rency of condition at close of business,
September, 23, 1908.
Condensed
lUCSOLIltKS.
Loans and discounts 835,160.07
Overdrafts 8,648 08
United States bonds..... 25,000.00
Premium on U. S. bonds 1,078.13
Other bonds, securities,
etc 210"
Bank building 50.000.00
Other real estate 1,500.00
Furniture and fixtures.. 10,000.00
Cash In vault $135,868.49
Cash In other
bank 230,098.83 365,967.32
$1,297,663.85
I. J. W. Maloney, cashier of the
that the above statement Is true to
Signed: - J. W. MALONEY, Cashier.
Attest: E. L. SMITH,
H. C. STEPHENS,
Directors.
State of Oregon, County of Umat 11a, ss.
Sworn to and subscribed before m this 26th day of September, 1908.
(SEAL.) A. E. LAMBERT, Notary Public.
Off for the Pendleton Busi
ness College. The best in
Oregon. Come learn to be
an expert accountant or ste
nographer. Write to J. Glenn Miller for catalogue
and other information you may desire
National Bank
Oregon
Comptroller of Cur
MAIIIMTIES.
Capital stock $ 100,000.00
Surplus and undivided
profits 164,176.48
Due to banks 24,927.67
Deposits 968,459.70
11,297,563.85
above named bank, do solemnly iwear
the best of my knowledge and belief
YOU ARE
WELCOME
TO THE
Democratic
Headquarters
815 Main Street
Rest and reading rooms
for visitors, open all hours.
Interesting literature.
Meeting every Friday
evening at 7:30 o'clock.
Dr. C. J. Smith, Pres.
I T. Tweedy, Sec.-Treas.
Ten Good Reasons Why
You Should Stop at
"The Cornelius"
The Best in Portland.
Situated In the center of the
shopping district
One block from the clanging
street cars.
Not so expensive as some other
hotels .
8ixty rooms with private bath,
Long distance and local tele
phones In every room.
Writing desk In every room.
Carpeted throughout In the best
velvet carpets.
The rooms are furnished In solid
mahogany.
Every room contains a heavy
solid Simmons brass bed on which
Is a 40 or SO-pound hair mattress.
The furnishings and general ap
pearance of the public rooms must
be seen to be appreciated.
THE CORNELIUS. Park and
Alder streets. Portland's newest
and most modern equipped hotel,
solicits your patronage and assures
you good service and courteous
treatment. An exceptional hotel
for Eastern Oregon families who
,-ome to Portland shopping and
sight-seeing
When next In Portland give us
a chance to make you look pleas
ed. THE CORNELIUS Free 'Bus
meets all trains.
Europlan.
N. K. CLARKE, Mgr.
C. W. Cornelius,
Proprietor
The Ladies of
SL. Anthony's
Auxiliary
will be in charge of the
Restaurant and
Lunch Counter
at the County Fair.
Chicken Dinners Will
Be Served Every Day.
He will have to keep on digging
with his hoe If he does not get his
wagon repairing, machine work and
carriage painting done at Neagle
Brothers', where charges ere moder
ate and only skilled workmen are em
ployed. Winona hacks, Rex buggies,
Fairbanks engines and scales for sale.
We solicit your patronage.
NEAGLE BROS
: JOSEPH ELL
INSURANCE
; REAL ESTATE :
J Room 3, Savings Bank Building.
Phone Rlarb 2471 !
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