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ponl to the department, but nothing
hiiH been done. The colonel In anx
ious thnt his court murtlitl bo ordered
Boon, iih the men he wlKheH to call aH
witnesses In his behalf are growing
old a ml dentil may Interfere with his
pliinH. Acting on the advice of
friends. Colonel Stewart todity de
clared that lie wouldn't accept a fur
lough of four months, to which ho In
entitled. Ho wild that he would serve
continuously unless forced by Illness
in hlo family to ask for a leave of
absence.
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ASTOR MPS SOCIETY FREAKS
Mrs. William Astor, the oldest liv
ing member of the Astor family, who
has Just retired as supreme head of
that exeliiHlve Hot known as the New
York "Four Hundred," gives to the
October Issue of the Delineator her
first Interview on public affair!) In
fact, it Is her first .public utterance.
When the question of selecting the
New York Social Register became a
matter of necessity, the Astor family
was found to be the oldest In New
York, and so it was given precedence
and Its oldest member was naturally
the social leader. Ry virtue of this
position she was simply Mrs. Astoi1,
It never being necessary for her to
use or sign any other nany. Indeed,
It would have been a breach of one
of the old rules of social etiquette.
Mrs. Astor was Caroline Webster
Schermcrhnrn when, In 1855, she
married William Astor, a grandson
of the first John Jacob Astor. Mrs.
Astor writes:
"I am not vain enough to think
New York will not be able to get along
very well without me," said Mrs. As
tor. "Many women will rise up to
take my place. Rut I hope my Influ
ence will be felt In one thing, and
that Is In dlscoiintonncliig the undig
nified methods employed by certain
New York women to attract a follow
ing. They have given entertainments
that belonged under a circus tent
rather than In a gentlewoman's home.
Their sole object Is notoriety, a think
that no lady ever seeks, but rather
shrinks from. Women of this stamp
arc few In New York, but, alas, they
are so appallingly active. They have
done untold harm to the good name
of American society In the minds of
foreigners. When a distinguished
man arrives from the other side, he
Is seized upon relentlessly, although
possibly a total stranger to his host
ess, and plunged Into a mad whirl of
extraordinary festivities. He enters
upon them with much the same spir
it that we would have as spectators
of an Indlau war dance. And thus
he forms his opinion of all of us. I
have never entertained a foreigner In
my life unless he came to me with a
letter of Introduction.
"The best women in New York so
ciety, those of the gnntest Influence
and those who give It Its true tone,
are almost unknown outside of their
own circle. Society newspaper no-
vatlve ones. And they ore full of
health and abundant spirits, embodi
ments of the new age of athletic de
velopment and out-of-door sport. It
Is perhaps true that they frequently
go Into excess In amusement, but they
are not degenerate and they are not
vicious. Our young men enter se
riously upon the business of taking
care of their large financial Interests,
and they often take up Individual
business or profession In addition,
going In for healthy sports only as a
well-earned diversion.
"Our young women are easily
trained In domestic matters and
taught to appreciate their responsi
bility toward the poor. There are no
such barriers between the very rich
and the very poor, us some newspa
pers would have the world believe.
All of my friends do a great deal for
the poor, and their daughters are
brought up from Infancy to look up
on their charity work as an Import
ant part of their lives. When our
girls marry they take up the manage
ment of establishments In town and
country, they rear large families of
children and personally supervise
their education at home during the
critical early years. They are in love
with their husbands and devoted to
their Interests. Yes, I have heard
that our young women smoke and
drink mid do other terrible things. I
know a great many of them, and know
them very well; I have known them
since they were born, and I am quite
sure there is not one In my circle who
Is a cigarette fiend or who drinks to
excess."
Washington, Sept. 18. President
Roosevelt authorized the assignment
of these names for 10 torpedo bout
destroyers authorized by the act of
May, 1908: v
Hiram I'nuldlng, Perclval Drayton,
Francis A. Roe, Edward Torry, George
II Perkins, . Andrew Steritt, Edward
R. McCall, William Rurrougha, Lew
Is Warrington, John Mayran.
The 15 new submarines will be
named Stlngeray, Ronlta, Snapper,
Norwhal, Grayling, Salmon, Carp,
Barracuda, Pickerel, Skate. Skip
Jack, Sturgeon, Thrasher and Tuna.
The colliers recently authorized will
be named Jupiter and Cyclops; coir
Hers to be purchased: Vulvan, Mars
and Hector.
Rpor Almfral Hiram Paulding was
distinguished for gallant service In
1812 and was assigned by President
Lincoln to put the navy In a state of
efficiency In 1861.
Captain Perclval Drayton was Ad
miral Farragut's fleet captain in Mo
bile bay.
Rear Admiral Roe saw important
service in tne uniiiu seas ana tne
civil war. Commander Edward Tor
ry was commended for service during
the civil war at the battle of Mobile
bay.
Rear Admiral Perkins was com
mended by Admiral Farragut as an
efficient ofiticer.
Lieutenant Andrew Sterritt com
manded the Enterprise and captured
a Tiipolltan cruiser in 1901, threw
he armament overboard, gave her
crew one spar and a sail and let them
go.
Captain Edward R. McCall, Lieu
tenant Hurroughs, Captain Warring
ton and Midshipman Mayran saw dis
tinguished naval service, for which
they were publicly commended.
1 COMING
general jioiseci.eanixg j
IN EXECUTIVE CITY;
Vacation 'lime End-d Willi Ircl-!
dciifa Return and Washington Of-J
flelals Get Down to Work Cabinet
Officers Returned ami Returning
Kcunt Revenues Must Ro Stretch-j
ed to Cover Heavy Expenses for;
Year.
ARE YOU A RACHEl.OR?
IK SO, HERE'S A CHANCE
San Francisco, Cal , Sept. 19.
That she is seeking a husband that
will help her spend some of the mil
lions she says were left by her de
ceased husband, was the explanation
for her ride to Golden Gate which re
sulted In her being taken to the hos
pital suffering from an overdose of
absinthe and possibly drugs.
"I would never have gone to the
beach," says Mrs. Lawrence "but for
the fact that I am seeking a husband,
a man young ond handsome, you un
derstand. I have never known what
true martial happiness Is.
"I married an old man for his
Churches
torlety Is Interesting to them as It Is money. He Is dead. I am so anxious
to me, as a study, a very amusing one,
ton, sometimes, as one gains so much
Information about certain women sup
posed to belong to us. but whom we
never see and do not know even by
Sight.
"I believe in a republic, and I be
lieve In a republic In which money
hns a great deal to say, as In ours.
Money represents with us energy and
character; It Is acquired by brains and
untiring effort; it Is kept intact only
by the same means. It were well If
Europe were Imbued with the Ameri
can Ideas of money power I do not
say Ideals that Is another thing. Rut
American Ideas about developing the
natural resources of the country and
their common sense notions about
work would bring about gront things
In Europe. Rest of nil, there Is the
American Idea demonstrated about
us every day, that each man can bring
happiness and comfort to himself and
to those he loves if he will only set
about It, and that education, books,
pictures, travel, are all within his
reach.
"I can speak with authority about
our young people. I have always
kept In close touch with them. Tbcy
are of a new age nnd often have Ideas
different from my own old, conser
to meet a man closer to my own
years. I am only 20. This is the se
cret of my wanderings through the
park and ulong the ocean beach."
Since she left the Fairmont "by
request" Mrs. Liwrence has been liv
ing at the Alexander under the name
of Mrs. Lewis of New York. As to
her Identity or where she comes from
further than her unconfirmed state
ment that she Is the widow of J. M
Lawrence of Los Angeles, Mrs. Law
rence Is non-coinmltal.
First M. E. Church.
First M. E. church, corner Webb
and Johnson streets, W. T. Euster
pastor; residence next door to church.
The subject for Sabbath morning will
be, "The great Master left alone after
the sinners had gone out beginning
with the greatest unto the least." In
the evening the subject will be, "The
greatest miracle of all the ages and
the usciessness of asking to see other
miracles as long as this one is neg
lected." The morning anthem will
be, "Thou Didst Love Thine Own," by
Searls. Everting anthem, "My Soul
Looks l'p to Thee," by a famous au
thor. The first meeting of toe new
board of stewards will be Monday
night. It is quite necessary that all
bo present nt this meeting. Sabbath
school Ht 10 a. m. Junior league at
3 p. m. Epworth league at 6:30 p. in.
Topic for Wednesday night. "How to
arrange for a great revival of rellg
Ion."
Washington, Sept. 19. "The boss,
Is coming' back get busy!" This Isj
the word that has been passed about
among the employes of the White
House, and as a result the cleaners;
and dusters and gardeners and men of
all work have been laboring overtime .
during the last week. The executive j
mansion has now assumed a spick and
spun appearance and will be ready I
for Its occupants when the president
and his family arrive from Oyster Bay(
three days hence. i
A lot of pleasant official vacations
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Ill repieni uei liit ueen tui
short. The president Is returning. All
the others of his executive force must
govern themselves accordingly. Itj
seems to have been overlooked that'
the president might return to be pres- J
ent during the sessions of the tuber-:
culosis congress. When he departed,'
however, It was generally understood,
that the White House doors would
not swing open for him and his famllyj
until October 1. That was the date'
of his return lis summer. So the big' ,
and little official vacations were,
bullded around that date. j
Postmaster General Meyer formed j
the advance cabinet guard Washing-
tonward this year. As he returned :
Secretary of War Wright
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Emmett. Idaho, Sept. IS. Ill Hen
ry, the well known veteran minstrel
man, who lias mining Interests at
Pearl 'and Horseshoe IScnd, making
his home at the latter place, was
tilricken Tuesday with apoplexy, nnd
little hope is entertained of ills re
covery. Dr. Piatt, of Mnrsh, was
summoned and Is doing everything
possible for Mr. Henry, but states
that ills patient Is In an extremely
critical condition.
Dr. Piatt reports that Mr. Henry's
right side is entirely paralyzed and
he Is entirely helpless. He Is not
responding to treatment and steadily
growing weaker, his age being a
strong influence ngainst his recovery.
HI Henry was one of the best
known men In the minstrel business
In the I'nited States. For many
years lie toured the country nt the
head of a largo and successful min
strel aggregation.
Some eight or 10 years ago Mr.
Henry became interested In a mining
property at Pearl and In the follow
ing years invested heavily, develop
ing ills property.
STEWART WILL FIGHT
RETIREMENT PLAN
Washington, Sept. 13. The war de
partment may have a gigantic task
In Its effort to retire Colonel Stewart
) nnouneed yostorduy, according to
friends of the army exile, who de
clared that the man who Incurred the
secret displeasure of the department
is physically able to resist any at
tempts on that score.
Colonel Stewart will resist retire
ment before he reaches the age limit.
He declares that he enn prove him
self fit for service if given a court
martial nnd that he will never sur
render until he is given a hearing. He
has applied for court martial three
times, and his wife has made an ap-
lh'oshyteiinn Church.
Corner Alta and College. W. L. Van
Xuys, pastor. Hlble school, 10 a. in.
This Is a study hour for all classes.
Morning worship, 11. Sermon, "The
Significance of the Commonplace."
Young people's society, 6:30. Even
ing worship. 7:30. Sermon especially
for young people "Apple Rlossoms
In September." The choir Is reor
ganized for the year's work and pre
pared to assist In the services of to
morrow with special music Including
an anthem, "A Song of the Home
land," and solo by Mrs. Claud Hale.
"Far From My Heavenly Home," by
Tours. The Men's club will meet at
the close of the morning service.
Christian Church.
Meets in old Episcopal church
building, liihle school, 9:4"). Come,
bring your Rible, be on time. W. F.
Taylor, superintendent. Communion
and preaching, 11 a. m. T. S. Hand
siikcr, a noted evangelist now at Wal
la Walla, will be with us both morn
ing and evening. Young people's so
ciety, 6:30. Sermon, 7:30. Wednes
day evening, prayer meeting. Fri
day evening, teachers' training course.
You are welcome to all our services
Church of the Redeemer.
)lvlne service with a celebration
of the holy communion at 11 a. m.
iSundav school at 10 a. m. Evening
service at 7:30. All are cordially In
vited. Charles Qulnney, rector.
German Evangelical Lutheran.
Services nt Pendleton Sunday, Sep
tember 20, at the Presbyterian
church, cornejr Colleg and Alta
streets, nt 2 p. m. All members are
cordially Invited. George L. Spratt
ler, pastor.
Horso and Rnggy for Rale.
For sale -7-ycnr-old mare, gentle;
woman or child can drive anywhere;
also rubber-tired buggy nnd harness.
Call at 317 College street.
Roptist Church.
- Rnptlst Church, E. Alta and John
son street, Rev. R. E. Storey, pastor,
302 E. Alta. Morning worship at 11
with sermon by the pnstor, subject
"Hid In the Heart." Evening service
at 7:30, Gospel meeting, the male
quartet will sing. Sunday school at
10 o'clock with classes for all. Toung
people's meeting at 6:30. Praise and
prayer service at 7:30 Wednesday
night. Strangers are welcome to these
services and all are Invited.
away to attend some amy manoeuv-: flies are rapidly devastating great
ers at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., and forest tracts In Chippewa county,
there fore the old cabinet rule of one Hundreds of men are fighting the
man in Washington to keep down the, fire, every available person being
summer lid held food for a time. 1
Secretary of the Xavy Metcalf nnd'
Attorney General uona parte ure
among the early comers. The former
has ben away a long while, and
there Is it l'it of navy business await
ing hii attention, As soon as th6'
federal courts begin thoir October ses-'
slon Mr Bonaparte and his assistants
will have a quantity of legal business
to alien J to. Pome of this must have
attention In advance. Then there is
to be a new trust buster in charge
of that activity at the department of
Justice before long Attorney General
Wade H. Ellis of Ohio. In the mean
time Mr. Ronaparte must look after
much of that work himself. Mr. El
lis, as assistant to the attorney gen
eral, must also have a little time to
look over the pending cases and fa
miliarize himself with them.
The first official tasks In hand this
autumn after the linen covers nave
been removed from official desks and
the accumulated work disposed of
must be the preparation of annual
reports ami the making up of an
nual estimates. The latter promises
to be an embarrassing task. The rev
enues are scant. For the next fiscal
year, beginning July 1 next, these rev
enues will plainly be many, . many
millions less than the current ex
penditures of the federal -govern-1
ment Ry the timethis fiscal year has
passed and another Is at hand there'
Is every promise that the present sur-,
plus will be pretty well depleted.
The question will certainly be a
perplexing one for the next adminis
tration. President Roosevelt, al
though ho will be out of Washing
ton and probably In the heart of the
wilds of Africa by thnt time, can not
possibly Ignore it now. Rut whether
the heads of the various executive
departments will take note of this
condition or whether they will make
their estimates ns usual and pass the
responsibility on to congress is not
yet known. It will be practically Im
possible for Congress to put any new
scheme of tariff taxes into operation
in time to meet the situation for the
first half of the next fiscal year, which
means from July 1, 1009, to January
1, 1910. Congress, of course, might
levy some special internal revenue
taxes, but that would be exceedingly
unpopular and would not be under
taken except in a very extreme situa
tion. The logic of the situation points to,
a feverish effort at curtailment all
along the line during the late autumn ;
and coming winter, not as affecting
the expenditures of the last months
of the Roosevelt administration, i
w hich have already been fixed by law, I
but for the year of the admlnistra-
tion that succeeds.
pressed 'Into service. The flames have
reached within 200 feet of the fine
residence district on the outskirts of
Eagle river.
Home made bread and home made
Boston brown bread Saturday at In
gram's. Just a limited amount; send
in your order early.
ST!?
Mr. Merchant and
Think it Over!
Do You Live in
the Land of
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A Sure-Enough Knocker.
,T. C. Goodwin of Reldsvllle, N. C,
says: "Bucklen's Arnica Salve is a
sure-enough knocker for ulcers. A
bad one came on my leg last summer,
but that wonderful salve knocked it
out In a few rounds. Not even a scar I
remained." Guaranteed for piles,
sores, burns, etc. 25c at Tallmnn &
Co.'s and Pendleton Drug Co.
VEKY DIG STOKE in this city was once
situated in ''the Land of Perhaps. "
Every merchant carries, in lii niiml, a map
of this odd country. And no two of these maps
look alike.
On one map the Capital of the country is
marked ''Common Sense" ; on another it is
marked "Dreams."
"Determination" is a chief city on one man's
map ; and it is situated on the river of "Plans."
The other man's map shows the town of "Some
time," on the river "Not-Yet."
On one man's map of the Land of Perhaps is
shown a Trunk-line railway, named The Pub
licity Short-Line, making connections at the
Port of Hustle with daily steamers to the town
of Peal Thinirs which is in our own country.
On the other man's map is marked a railway
line called " What's-Your-1 Furry ;" One termi
nal of this road is called "Fonret-it." and the
other is called "What 's-the-Use." Xo tickets
are sold to the town of Peal Things.
Every merchant in this city owns property
in this Land of Perhaps. Those who use the
railway called "The Publicity Short-Line," no
vchates or private ear concessions will eventu
ally oct most of this property moved into the
town of Peal Tilings, which i-s a town very like
this one.
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