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SIDELIGHTS OF NF.W YORK'S flfflll
(By Glenn Guernsey.)
New York. Aug. 22. The late
Robert G. Ingersoll once let fall a
few remark touching on and apper
taining to the "foot friends" of re
serve to prove that men are the orig
inal easy marks when they go shop
ping. "Are men more successful shop
pers than women?" sniffed the buyer
form movements, whose word and to whom I had addressed the qoes
actlons served to hinder the cause with ! tlon. "Well, not so you could notice
m-hlch they had allied themselves. J It. Here's an example," he said,
and who "are so friendly that you
cannot kick them."
1 am convinced that the disciples
of Marxian socialism, and even the
"opportunist" socialists who are
principally concerned with political
methods, entertain much the v same
tender feeling for the Christian so
cialists. These exponents of kid
gloved reform, who Insist upon open-
pointing out In an advertisement of
the store the following cryptic de
scription of a feminine government:
"Made of best quality muslin, wide
umbrella ruffle, deer hem and three
embroidered tucks, specially priced
at 29 cents."
The buyer continued: "We have in
stock a similar garment for men,
containing no more or no better ma-
Churches
Christina Science.
Congregational church, corner Webb
and Johnson streets; Church service
at 11 A. M.; Subject of lesson sermon;
"Mind". Wednesday meeting at S
r M.
The Church of the Redeemer.
There will be a celebration of the
Holy Communion tomorrow morning
at 7:30 o'clock. Sunday school at 10
A. M.
Divine service at 11 A. M. to 8 P. M.
The public Is cordially Invited.
Charles Qulnney, Rector.
M. E. Church.
First M. E. church, corner of Webb
and Johnson streets. W. T. Euster
pastor residence next door to church.
The subject for Sunday morning will
be "The wonderful personal influence
of Christ oer those who sojourned
with him In His public ministry and
those who have communed with Him
since."
In the evening the subject will be
"The fivefold chain of evidence which
cannot be broken and which every age
since the time of Christ's public min
istry has endeavored to brek."
Sabbath school at 10 a. m. Epworth
League at 7 p. m. Prayer meeting
Wednesday night. The choir will
soon assemble and the music arrang
ed for sabbath services.
Ing the social revolution with prayer, ; terial, and costing not so much In the
will again occupy the limelight next workmanship. Tet It sells regularly
week, when they will hold a general : for 75 cents, and Is never priced be
conference at Asbury Park. j low 59 cents."
PftKor With Socialists. i Responding to my question as to
The Rev. John D. Long, D. D., ; the reason for this unjust disparity
pastor of the fashionable Parkside ; In prices, he said:
Presbyterian church of Brooklyn i "There Isn't any reason, except that
all ministers who get Into the news-; the manufacturers of men's garments
papers are pastors of fashionable j charge more and make bigger prof
churches Is the leader In the Chris- i Its, because the men are easy marks
tlan socialist fellowship movement j and will stand for It. If women were
For some monthes he has been en- i regular patrons of saloons, do you
gaged In organizing the socialist min-1 think they would pay 15 cents for a
lsters of the country and hundreds of i little swig of whiskey that costs less
Tvprnd and Heht reverends are ; than a fourth of that sum? Not for
now said to be enrolled on the mem- a minute. Everything that Is soid
bership list of the followshlp. ! exclusively to men commands a high-
Among the rank and file of the red ; er price than it would If women were
flag followers of New Tork, however, also Its purchasers. Men shrewd
the accession of the holy men Is not ! shoppers? Oh, fudge."
viewed with any nticeable degree of) All of which is Illuminating, if not
gratulation. Socialism, those unre- j exactly calculated to add to maacu
generate ones Insist, is an economic ; line conceit,
system, and not a church. They fearj A Just Judge,
that with the growth of the move-; There is at least one Judge In New
ment, internal dissension will arise, ; York and he has rendered a decision
and the party will be divided into! which must be hailed with delight
warring sects of Baptist socialists. ' throughout the country, as establlsh-
Presbvterian socialists. Mother Eddy Ing a righteous preecaenu
socialists and high church and low
church socialists.
And the soffers Inquire, more or
less pertinently, why there shouldn't! not. So says the law, as Interpreted
XO MEETING PLACE YET.
A) Nature
intended man
to be happy and
to be able to give
n
V
Smile All the While
Look at healthy children look at the healthy
man nr woman and vou see the pleasures that come
from perfect health the protection1 that wards off the
excesses of life to-day
Ghirardelli's Cocoa
the perfect food drink braces up the system
strengthens the body and enthuses
the brain into perfect activity
besides it pleases the palate,
too.
Can a man be legally forced to pay
for a cup of coffee which contains a
pestiferous fly? Answer: He can-
CoHrcgatlon or Uio Cliristlun church
uill ltuld meeting next Sunday
Evening to Decide.
A meeting of the members of the
Christian church will be held next
Monday evening at the home of Mra.
M. S. Whitman, 206 Grange street, to
decide on future qlans for the church.
At that time a meeting alaco for the
next few months will be selected. The
M. E. church has been tendered them
as well as other churches of the city J
and the congregation will not be with
out a house of worship during the con
struction of their new church.
Aside from the entire library be
longing to Bev. Meldrum about half
of the large and valuable library be
longing to Rev. Victor Dorrls was also
burned.
Rev. Meldrum who Is now in Scot
land, In answear to a cablegram an
nouncing the destruction of the church
and the loss of his library, replied, the
answer having been received by Fred
Taylor this morning: "Courage. God
lives."
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a maternity ward. Ward charges,
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No one Is Immune from kidney
trouble, so Just remember that Foley's
Kidney Remedy will stop the irregu
larities and cure any case of kidney or
bladder troubles that Is not beyond
the reach of medicine. Pendleton
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:
being
who
be a Christian republican party or a
Christian democratic party- The
horny-handed eons of toil Insist that
the ministers come out flat-footed
for Karl Marx and Eugene V. Debs
and drop their affectation of select
superiority, under penalty of
deprived of their red tags.
College Walters.
Those ambitious young men
work their way through college by
the sweat of their brows are often
the recipients of effusive commenda
tions and sympathetic encourage
ment. In these sentiments, however,
J. Davis Secor does not share. Mr.
Secor owns a summer hotel out on
Lng Island, and recently tried the
experiment of employing 15 worthy
young college students as waiters.
His opinion of the ability of the
youngsters In question may now be
expressed in a row of Jim-dashes.
Mr. Secor asserts that his student
waiters were assiduous In their at
tentions to the young lady guests, but
that the men and the older ladies
found it almost Impossible to attract
the attention of the scholarly grub
sllngers.
Moreover, the dinner dishes were
left unwashed while the collegians
spent the evenings on the rustic
bridge in the dim distance, singing
love songs to the fair listeners. For
all of such grievances, and for the
additional reason that the colleges
the young . men attended
taught them the difference between
a golf stick and a soup ladle, Mr.
Secor fired his collection of student
waiters and made a solemn vow,
"Never again."
Easy Marks.
. Humorists of the daily press fre
quently take occasion to pass sar
castic remarks upon the bargain
hunting proclivities of the fair sex.
Incidentally implicating that men are
'superior as shrewd shoppers. I hesi
tate to blast so fond an Illusion, yet
the recitation of a single instance,
pointed out to me by the buyer of a
big New Tork department store,
by the Just Judge aforesaid.
It was a highly Indignant restau
rant proprietor who appeared In po
lice court and accused a well-dressed
young man of larceny In failing to
produce a nickel" for a cup of coffee
the latter. had ordered.
Questioned by the magistrate, the
grub dispenser admitted that a fly
had fallen Into the coffee after it
had been served, but declared volubly
that it wasn't his fault and that he
was not supposed to protect custom
ers from inquisitive Insects.
Then the culprit was heard in de
fense. He alleged that he would
have entered no objection If only one
modest, well-behaved fly had used
his coffee cup as a swimming pool. He
asserted, however, that no less than
three had taken a dip Into the surf
at his expense and that he entertain
ed strenuous objection to maintaining
a miniature Coney island for the ben
efit of the restaurant proprietor's In
The objection waa maintained by
the Judge and the accused walked
forth a free man. And the learned
'and Just Judge has earned the respect
of all honest men, except restaurant
proprietors.
Red Wing Coming,
Red Wing, Minn., Aug. 22. Many
former residents of Red Wing are
here to take part In the homecoming
hadn't! celebration, which will be In progress
during the next three days.
will
Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure
any case of kidney or bladder trou
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medicine. No medicine can do more.
Pendleton Drug Company.
To Name Delegates,
Phoenix, Ariz., Aug. 22. A repub
lican nominee for delegate to congress
from Arizona will be named by the
territorial convention which met here
this morning.
DeWltt's Little Early . Risers, safe,
easy, pleasant, sule, little liver .pills.
Sold by Tallman ft Co.
Caldwell Freak Is Between a Tomato
and a Plum.
A new kind of fruit that is attract
Ing the attention of quite a number
of people Is the prunisamonl, which
Is being placed on the market here
in Caldwell, says an Item from Cald
well.
It is said that John J. Tule of Pay
ette claims that he propagated and
named It and that It was first Intro.
duced to the world here In Idaho.
When ripe It has the color of a to-
mato and at first glance It looks like
one, but It more closely resembles a
Dlum. but does not have the same
flavor.
It has a pit like a plum, but Is
much smaller according to the size
of the fruit. It Is very delicious and
much sought after because of It be
ing a new fruit and because of Its
flavor. People sometimes do not like
the taste at first but In a short time
learn to like It and then they prefer
it to any other fruit of Its kind.
It grows on a tree resembling a
prune tree or plum tree and seems to
be specially adapted to this country.
It will" without a doubt .become a
great factor in the export of this
country some day. s
Sidelights of New York's history
Fruit.
Two young people of Plum Grove,
this county, were married recently.
The two from Plum Grove became a
pair, although he no doubt thought
her a peach. Hale (Mo.) Hustler-Leader.
Minnesota Tennis.
St. Paul, Minn., Aug. 22. Minne
sota state tennw championsnips in
singles and doubles will be decided
by the tournament commenced today
on the courts of the Town and Coun
try club,, to continue through next
week.
FJo Guesswork
If men who doubt the value of
Rervlta Tibials could only look
over our order files and read the
tetters we receive from those who
know thilr value, no man who is
weak and nervous would hesitate ,
a moment, hut begin at once to
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Gentlemen: Some sir years ago I bought your
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timethey certainlydid all you claimed they would
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Your truly, Reg. 11. Hollands, Cat i
Dec 12, 1W.
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Pastime Parlors
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Nominate Congressmen.
Waco, Tex., Aug. 22. R. L. Henry
was nominated aa tne aemocrauc
candidate for congress from the
Eleventh Texas district at the con
vention held here today.
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