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DAILY
EAST OREGOMAN, VEX DLETON, OKBGON, Tl'ESDAY, AI'flUST 11, 1908.
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srnsruiiTiON bates:
Pally, one your, by mall $5 00
Pally, tlx luouiua, by mall 2.50
Pally, three montha. by mall 125
Pally, nne month, by mall 50
Pally, one year, by carrier T.60
Pally, all month, by carrier 8 75
Pally, three montha, by carrier l.M
Pally, one month, by carrier 05
Weekly, one year, by mall 1.50
Weekly, all montha, by mall 78
Weeklr, four montha. by mall 50
eml VecUv, one year, by mall 1.50
Bern! Weekly, alx montha, by mall... .75
Benil-Weekly, fuur mouth, by mall.. .50
The Dallr Eat OreRonlan la kept 00 Ml
at the Oregon Newa Co., 147 6th Mreet.
Portland. Oregon.
Chicago Bureau. 901) Security balldlng.
Waablnpton, 1. C, Bureau, 501 Foor
teentb atreet. X. W.
Member United Preaa Aaaoclatloa.
Telephone Uala 1
Entered at the poatotflca at Pendleton,
Orejron. aa aeeonci-clasa mall matter.
.UNION jJBEi
My Ideals I sot anew each day
All in a row a brave array;
And though Fate knocks them
down so fast.
The welcome night descends at
last!
I cherish one that's withstood
the strife
And stands a victor in the bat-
tie of life.
And consoling hope, sincere and
deep.
Steals over my soul as I fall
if asleep.
For today s ideal I may ever
borrow
To surt afresh my life tomor-
row !
4 Maud Clum.
TRAIX1XG nR AVTOISTS.
When you see a man on the rlt
hand side of a locomotive handling
the throttle and managing the mon
ster machine, you may be assured
that that man has passed through a
long course uf practical training which
fits him for that position and for the
responsibility.
The railroa 1 companies do not pro
mote nu n to these positions until they
are assured by thorough examinations
that qualifications are actually pos
sessed by engineers.
A modern locomotive costs from
16000 to $9000 and is run on a track
over a prescribed route each trip, and
the public has warning of the dangers
by the presence of these tracks.
How vastly different the practice
of the country with regard to the au
tomobile. With half a day's "train
ing" any man may take out an auto
mobile costing from $1000 to $3000,
and run it up and down the public
roads and streets where the public
congregate?, passes and travels back
and forth.
There is no actual trainln, no ex
amination, no requirements for an
autoist. And yet he exposes the pub
lic to dangers a thousand fold greater
than the locomotive, because he roams
at will over every road and street
with few restrictions as to speed and
no restrictions as to his routes.
Would It not be good sen.se for the
states to require a course of training,
a little practical experience, a little
knowledge and a little judgment from
autoists? Every day you read of some
fellow becoming "rattled" as is said,
and through absolute lack of knowl
edge and experience, he dashes an
automobile over a bank, killing from
one to half a dozen innocent people
ir an Instant.
Would It not be good sense for the
states to imitate the railroad compa
nies and make a man show that he
appreciates his responsibility before
he is allowed to dash Into the public
roads and streets with a machine ca
pable of running down and murdering
people by the score?
. VfKL A XI) WOOLUrYERS.
A few days ago the East Oregonlan,
published a news Item from Montana
showing that the same quality of wool
had sold in that state at from four to
seven centa higher than In the early
sales in Oregon and in the article in
question drew the conclusion that Or
egon growers had been kept out of
the possession of at least $680,000
wtiich rightfully belonged to them, on
their 17,000,000-pound clip.
Subsequent sales in Montana have
proved that the East Oregonlan waa
absolutely right in its conclusion and
yet this paper hag no malice for the
woolbuyers who represent Immense
commercial Interests and who play the
commercial game as It Is played by
every competitive Industry In the
world.
The Tribune on Sunday morning
published what It said waa an inter
view, with the name of the spokesman
concealed, but the article In, question
denied the facti presented by the East
Oregonlan and the Tribune In lt
Introductory to the article referred to
the atory a published by thlj paper.
For that reason the East Orcgonlan
took occasion to defend Its first story,
to ofer more evidence of tho correct
ness of Its conclusions and to Induce
the Tribune by a perhaps too cruel
taunt, to divulge the name of Its in
terviewed sheepman.
Because the East Oregonlan de
fended Its position successfully and
put the Tribune in a position where
it was forced to how down, Us aged
and f.istly falling editor files Int.) one
of his usual spasms of rage and ex
hibits still further evidence of senile
decay. The East Oregonlan has noth
lug but pity for the weakness of tho
old gentleman. T. T. (leer, and has no
fight with the woolbuyers, except to
force them to puy to Oregon sheepmen
every cent which the market will Jus
tify, for Oregon wool.
So the East Oregonlan accomplish
ed what It set out to accomplish: It
forced the Tribune to divulge the
neme of its sheepman and Is now sat
isfied. J. M. Keeney, who gave tha
Tribune the Interview, Is one of the
East Oregonian's best friends and be
cause he differs from this paper will
not lessen that friendship. The Inci
dent is closed except rerhaps that
further evidence of4a combination of
woolbuyqrs will be presented by the
East Oregonlan.
THE MARVELS OF TRAVEL.
When the magician sat on his
magic mat 'and by a wish was Imme
diately transported to any distant
place desired, he little dreamed that
his vision was a forerunner of modern
electric cars.
Go and sit In a union depot any
where today and read the names of
the railroad lines which you ride up
on at almost any place desired, and
you will see the fulfillment of the ma
gician's vision.
Go to Portland, Seattle, or any
other modern city and stand on a
street corner and read the names on
the stret cars: "Woodlawn, Sunny
side, Vancouver, The Oaks, Council
Crest, City Park, Oregon City, Wood
burn, Salem, Estacada," and you see
the verified vision of the magician.
You can step Into any of these cars
and be transported to any place de
sired, but this feat far surpasses that
magic transportation of the fairy
story, because It Is real.
So the dreams of the old story writ
ers were really forerunners of many
modern conveniences and comforts.
Those old geniuses caught a gleam Of
today through the Intellectual "mists of
their age.
Fl LTOVS REPUBLICANISM.
The Oregonlan says that It will be
Impossible fr a successful rnmpaign
to be carried on for Taft and the re
publican ticket in Oregon under th
leadership of W. M. Cake as chairman
of the republican state committee,
"for the reason that the Fulton fol
lowers will not stand for it" (Cake's
i
leadership.)
If this Is the quality of Fulton's re
puhlleanlsm it is time honest and
sincere members of the party were
finding It out. "
If Fulton and his followers are sin
cere In their desire for the success of
republican principles they can work
with anybody as leader. If they wish
tr.e party to succeed they will not
stop to ask who is chairman before
getting into the harness.
From the way Fulton Is acting the
members of the party In Oregon
would be Justified In believing that
he Is a bigoted, self-seeking politician,
with no higher ambition for the party
than his own personal triumph.
Oregon Is being made a democratic
stite by Fulton.
LESS AXB LESS MEDICINE.
Orlsen Swett Marden, the brilliant
writer of Success Magazine, says of
the growing tendency among the more
thoughtful physicians to use more
suggestion, more mental force and
less and less medicine In tflelr prac
tice: Many of our best physicians who
only a few years ago ridiculed men
tal healing, are beginning to adopt the
principle so far as they know how
In their practice; especially the power
of suggestion.
They are finding that their patients
are often more' affected by mental
medicine, by their "calls," their en
couragement and good cheer, than by
their pillfl. They are finding, too.
that the mental attitude of the pa
tlent hag everything to do with the
effect of the disease, that it often
proves the turning point In a critical
crisis. The result of all this mental
Influence Is a very marked falling off
In the use of drugs.
Many of our leading physicians give
but very little medicine, because the?
have very little faith in It. It Is now
well known that scores of' eminent
physicians employ metaphysical heal
ing in their own families and often for
themselves. Even tlie regular medi
cal schools are taking up the subject
of mental medicine In their lecture
courses.
Hampered as this great movement
I." by the errors and extravagances of
over-zealous followers, and also by
the fraud of charlatans, who take ad
vantage of the opportunities It offers
to Impose on" tho credulous and Igno
rant, there Is no doubt that the basic
principle of this metaphysical move
ment has opened up many possibili
ties of mind building, character
building, and body building, which
are destined to bring untild blessings
to the world.
NICKNAMES OF STATES.
Alabama. Plan tat inn State.
Arkansas Hear State.
California Golden State.
Colorado Centennial State.
Connecticut Nutmeg State.
Delaware Hlue Hen State.
Florida Peninsula State.
Georgia Cracker State.
Illinois Suoker State.
Indiana Hoosler State.
Iowa Hawkeye State.
Kansas Garden of the West.
Kentucky Hlue Grass State.
Louisiana Pelican State.
Maine Pine Tree State.
Maryland Old Liuo State.
Massachusetts Old Bay State.
Michigan Wolverine State.
Minnesota Gopher State.
Mississippi Bayou State.
Missouri Bullion State.
Montana Singed Cat State.
Nebraska Antelope State.
Nevada Silver State.
New Hampshire Granite State.
New Jersey garden State.
New Tork Empire State.
North Carolina Old North State.
Ohio Buckeye State.
Oregon Beaver State.
Pennsylvania Keystone State.
Rhode Island Little Rhody.
South Carolina Palmetto State.
Texas Lone Star State.
Utah Honey Bee State.
Vermont Green Mountain State.
Virginia Old Dominion.
West Virginia Panhandle State.
W.'xhitigtiiTi Evergreen State.
Wisconsin Badger State.
CHICAGO-NEW YORK RACE.
Herbert Gabriel and Charles Mot
zer, cowboys from the Powder river
district in Wyoming. till attempt to
ride from Chicago to New York in
ten days, covering at least 100 miles
In each day, to settle a dispute be
tween Jim O'Leary, the gambling
king, and Harry (Jill, a south side
sport, says a Chicago Item.
Gill was of the opinion that no
horse could travel 100 miles a day
for ten consecutive days. O'Leary
thought differently, and a wager was
the result. O'Leary has announced
that if he wins he will present $1000
and the horses they ride to the cow
boys. Gabriel is said to have taken a
1500-mlle ride over the Rocky moun
tains to demonstrate to purchasing
agents of the British army the pow
ers of the American horse.
A Welch College Yell.
The sooner the college yell Is In
troduced Into England the better it
will be for the ynuth of the land. In,
Wales they have it. and see how
Wales always beats all opponents at
football! This Is the cheery shout of
the Aberytwyth students when their
men are engaged in any athletic con
test: "Hip. hip. hurrah! Hip, hip,
hurrah! Hip. hip. hurrah! ' Boom
Warra! Ishmabo! Ishmabo! Kee
zb keezle, wagga, wagga! Keezle
keezli wagga. wagga! Ishmabl!
Keezle wagga! Boom! Wa! Tla!
Tsetiz!" Now, that Is something like
a yell. One can see at a glance that
It contains, at any rate, some of the
elements which go to make up a yell.
It would inspire a caterpillar. A pew
owner who had that shouted In his
ear would sprint out and die for his
country. London Globe.
It Is much easier for a bad man to
live down to his reputation than It Is
for a good mnn to live up to his.
Making Good.
There Is no way of making lartlnr)
friends like "Making Hood;" and Doctor
Pierce's medicines well exemplify this,
and their friends, after more than two
decades of popularity, are inirnliered by
the hundreds of thousands. They have
"made good" and they have Tiot mudo
drunkard.
A good, honest, square-deal medicine of
known composition is Dr. Pierce's Oolden
Medical Discovery. It still enjoys an im
mense sale, while most of tho prepara
tions that have come Into prominence n
the earlier period of Its popularity havn
"gone by the board " and are never more
heard of. There mut bo some reason for
this long-time popularity and that is to
be found in Its superior merits. When
onco given a fair trial for weak stomach,
or for liver and blood affections, Its supe
rior curative qualities are soon manifest;
hence It has survived and grown in pop
ular favor, while scores of less meritorious
articles have suddenly Hashed Into favor
for a brlof period and then been as soon
forgotten.
For a torpid liver with Its attendant
Indigestion, dyspopsin. headache, per
haps dizziness, foul breath, nasty coated
tongue, with bitter taste, loss of appetite,
with distress after eating, nervousness
and debility, nothing is m good as Dr.
Pierce's Moldmi Medical Discovery. U'
an honest, square-deal medicine with all
Its Ingredients printed on bottle-wrapper
no secret, no hocus-pocus himimig,
therefore don't wrrif, u nubstUnte that
the dealer may possibly make a little big
ger profit. Innmt on your right to have
what you call for.
Don't buy Dr. Plerce'i Favorite Preacrlp.
tlon expecting It to prove a "cure-all." It
Is only advised for woman's ;x'ciI ail
ment. It makes weak women strong and
sick women well. Less advertised than
some preparations gold for like purposes.
Its sterling curative virtues still maintain
Its position In the front ranks, where It
stood over tftvo decades ago, As an In
vigorating tonic and strengthening nerv
ine It Is unequaled. It won't satisfy those
who want " booze," for there Is not a drop
of alcohol In It.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the vriifl
nal Little Liver Pills, although the first
pill of their kind In the market, still lead,
and when once tried are ever afterwards
In favor. Easy to take as candy one to
three dose. Much imitated bat never
equaled.
Read the East Oregonlan.
Tho Old Stand-by
The Pendleton Savings Bank
COMMERCIAL BANKING
. Capital, Surplus and Profits
$250,000.00
4 per cent. Interest on Time Deposits.
Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent.
"The Friend of Farmers and Stockmen'
THE FIRST CHAPTER.
President Ropsevelt will get a dollar
a word.
We saw (two plunks) a buck (that's
four).
And then( six dollars please. )
I fired (that's eight) a shot .(two
more)
And brought ilm to his knees.
The hunting scene (that makes nine
teen) Is really something fine;
The Jungle's all a vivid green,
(I think that's twenty-nine).
To night we lie beneath the sky.
(One, two three, four, five, six);
It's great( seven, eight); the moon
is high,
The woods full of big sticks!
So when we do (that's twenty-two)
Let's do with all our might.
(Come, Kermlt. count, whate'er you
do!
Yes, twenty-eight Is right!)
It Is great sport ( my words arc short,
But why should I waste Ink?)
I thought I heard a rhino snort,
In coming down to drink.
I'm on his track (Kermlt, go back
And count these words again).
The night Is still and raven black!
(Loeb, come and hold my pen).
Bang! ,Bang! Bang! Bang! They'll
hate to pay
For four bangs In a row,
A dollar each, but that's the way
The contract reads, I know.
(Loeh. skin the rhino while I add
(These words). What heavenly
breeze!
We're off to bed! (And, Kermlt, lad,
Mali this first chanter rilenseM !
J. F. Foley In New York Times.
Shot a Bandit.
At Sandpolnt Tuesday evening a
lone bandit attempted to hold up and
rob the Horse Shoe bar, when the
bartender, Geo. Fitzsimmons, fired at
him, the ball penetrating tho heart.
The fobbor was a man about 10 years
of age, and seemed to have plenty of
COOL OFF!
to turn your kitchen In a
breezes all summer long. The
sultry August days will be
almost unbearable unless
you supply your homo and
"office with
KI.FCTKIC FANS
to stir the air. We can fur
nish Electric Fans and every
modern Electrical appliance
at wonderfully small cost.
Electrical and Gas supplies of all
me for estimates.
ttttM- I 0
J. L. VAUGHAN,
The Reciprocating Churn
This churn Vocks back and forth,
with every revolution of the crank,
the dasher working In and out ver
tically at the same time.
Made In 2 gallon and 4 gallon
sizes, will produce butter In from
3 to 5 minutes.
EaHlly cleaned and so easily op
erated that a child can churn with
It.
To take churn apart, disconnect
connecting rod from bracket and
churn dasher and lift churn from
hooks very simple, nothing to get
out of order. Call and see it In
operation.
Price $5.00 and $!.50.
Agents Wanted We sell state ot
county rights to agents for selling
the Reciprocating Churn. We re
serve the right of manufacture, the
churn being patented June 9, 1908.
We cater to the wholesale trade.
For. further particulars, address
The Reciprocating Churn Co,
S10 West Webb Street,
Pendleton. Cregori,
money. The bartender has not been
arrested.
It is bettor to have a poor opinion
than to have none at all,
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect it
I'rovnlenry uf Kidney Diamine.
Most people do not reali?e the alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalcncy
While kidney dis
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre
vail, tlicy are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and phy
sicians, We) C li-
m " lent tiKinnclrtt
ri'lh dtftoring the rffeftt, while tl.c vriy
iiuil dilate undermines the system.
What To Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's
Swatnn-Koot, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
If f.,,-r,.1u innliilitv to hold water
oii-l scalding pain in passing it, or bad
cnecis lonowiuj; use ui mjuvi, nn.
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cossity (if being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is. soon realized. It stands the highest
for.its wbnderful cures of the most d is
tressing cases. If you need a medicine
vou should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-doljar siax-s.
You tuav have a sample bottle and n
iwint- i i it ti- u nil ryv .
nbout it. both sent free
'lie mm 1. Address Dr. PferVriilH
Kilmer & Co.. llini"-
'bamtotl, N. Y. When Homeof Bwunp-Rnot
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember tl.
name, I'r. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, liinghamtou, N. Y.
KEEP COOL!
While doing your week's
Ironing. It Is not necessary
to turn your kitchen ' Into a
hake oven If you have one of
my
ELKCT1UO IKONS.
Inexpensive, simple to use
and always ready for use.
Price $6.00, guaranteed for
one year.
kinds. House wiring, etc.
See
122 W. Court St.
Phone Main 139.
' . J i vU 'I. ,'.71. '
The Best
Soda Icq Cream
and all
Fountain Drinks
at the coolest store in
town
THE
Pendleton
DRUG COMPANY
Large Qyantity of the Famous
Rock Spring
Cai
Now on Hand
The coal that produces heat
and not dirt. Also fine lot of
good dry wood. t
Dutch Henry
Office, I'endleton Ice A Cold Storage
Company. 'Ptione Slain 178.
Safes and Vaults
PACIFIC SAFE COMPANY
Exclusive agerts for
Herring -Ha II-Marvin
Safe Company
Manufacturers of
The Genuine
Hall's Safe & Lock Co's
Safes and Vaults
Tlie Standard for Seventy Years.
Correspondence Solicited
Office and Salesroom
909 Riverside Avenue
Empire State llulldlng.
SPOKANE, WASH.
.MY 1TICH DKINKS MAY
S.YKV YOl' A SICK SPFLL.
Near Beer
M Hottles to the case, Only
$1.25 per case.
Soda Water
All flavors, 21 bottles to tho
case, only $1.00 per case.
Delivered to any part of the city.
John Gagen
Eagle Hid. Phone Main 650.
GROUND BONE
FOR CHICKENS.
Also Fine Fresh Meats
Delivered Promptly at
Reasonable Prices.
EMPIRE MEAT CO.
'Phone Main 18.
Lice ! Lice !
Kill them with
Lee's Lice Killer
COLESWORTHY'S
got it.
At the Feed Store
127-129 E. Alta
Every Woman
, la Interested Mid nhonld know
, about the wonderful
Marvel
ueucne
Ask Yonr dramlit fhf .
H. If h. cannot innnl
Iht MARVEL. ucoDt na
tmteii honk-imM ft irtn.
Sarttcnltn and direction! InTalnaht
isUdlM. MARVEL CO., 44 1.23 St., NYf
Dm Or EiMt OrefooUn by carrier,
onlj 15 cent per week.