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DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 25, 1908,
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Pi'OHbyterlun Ouirdi.
Corner College and Alta. W.
Van Nuys, pastor. Sermons 11 a.
and 8 p. m. Bible school at 10 a.
Young people's meeting at 7 p. m.
Clu'tHtlaii Science.
Conerciratlonal church, corner
Wi-bb and Johnson streets. Church
service at 11 a. m. Subject of lesson
sermon, "Truth. Wednesday meet
ing at 8 p. m.
IiaptiMt Church.
Baptist church, corner East Alta
and Johnson streets. Rev. R. E.
Strong, pastor, 802 East Alta street.
Morning and evening worship. Ser
mon at 11 o'clock, "Whence, then,
hath this man all these things, or
life more than kindred and place."
Sermon at 8 o'clock, "Jesus a taxpay
er, or what docs the church pay?"
Special music at both services; male.
quartette In the evening. Bible
school at 10 o'clock, with classes for
all. Young people's meeting at 7
o'clock.
J low in Slake Anilirosla,
C1 KuniiiHT Drink.
One large ripe pineapple, six
oranges, one cup of sugar, one
gldKH of sherry. Slice one large
ripe plenapple and six oranges,
sprinkle pulverized sugar over
them then one layer of pineap
ple, alHo sprinkle with sugar
one layer of oranges; sprinkle
with sugar; continue till all the
fruit Is UHed. Pour a wine
glass of sherry over the top.
It It stand about two hours be
fore serving. This Is a delic
ious cool dessert.
TIT MIXED DINNER OF MINE
Church of the Redeemer,
There will be a celebration of the
Holy Communion at 7:30 p. m. Di
vine service with a brief address at 11
a. m. There will be no evening service.
. Say, Mr. Editor:
JJid you ever chute the chutes? If
you ever did you didn't get Into any
more energetic action than I get Into
a-chucklng the chuck. If an old maid
should see me chucking the chuck,
Bhe would most appropriately describe
it as "Just awful." You and I and
others, too, have seen people whose
organs of speech and organs of sight
are uncontrollable, but I don't be
lieve I ever saw a person with uncon
trollable organs of chewing, for I
never could find the time to look In
to a reflector while engaged In my
most enjoyable pastime, that of
chucking the chuck.
Well, one night not long since I
went down to a popular chuck resort
In this town arid ordered a mixed
say, you know of course what "mix
ed' means? You have used the word
so often In getting a drink oh-h
beg-g-g poddon beg poddon, Mr.
Editor, I only meant to tell you about
my ordering a mixed chuck order the
other night down here. Yes, sure, a
fellow can order a mixed supper If
he wants it, can't he?
The hasher came a-sllnglng around
end sung out In a verbal string so
many good things and held them up
for my admiring Inspection, that I
JUBt up and decided that I would
take a mixed supper that night and
fool 'em all. The hasher didn't know
at first what I meant,' but I finally
made him understand. I ordered a
small side of rare T-bone well done,
a big slice of beef ham, three lightly
fried over after being cooked well, a
big porterhouse fried In small places,
a half hind quarter of veil cutlets
rolled In cracked crackers, hind leg
of an old sow with a side of "ham
and" to come along, all well done,
a platter of breaded biscuits butter
ed with this new fangled "greaseless"
butter, a half basketful of toad-frog
legs cooked to a crisp whee jlzzl
kers! old man, you don't know whats
good till you try that last named
Item and In the drinking line I had
almost everything nameable 'ceptlng
this city water golly, take that stuff
to the coal house and pour it out the
back window ugh! Who won't sec
ond that motion?
1 won't try your patience with a
full list of the drinks, but there was
one I was about to leave out along
with Pendleton's main asset of un
healthlness until the hasher told me
how to fix It to keep It from giving
the stumlck hurts. That was this
dope they call "nearer my (mother-in-law)?
to thee." The hasher told
me to put a compound composition
of Durompaetlc-aromadlec-lilllcon-tistiaec
(now say, old head, If I see
you coming toward me tomorrow
like you are unable to pronounce a
certain compound word and are look
ing for help, I swan! I'll run away
from Pendleton and never come back)
hasher told me to put that Into the
foamy article and It wouldn't hurt
me. Just try it once, Cap, and quit
pending your money with the O. R.
& N. going to Walla Walla Ach!
Poddon again.
After washing up things with a half
gallon of consumptive dairy product,
I waggled across to the St. George
now Mac. honest; old Fel', this Isn't
an attempt to, hurt your fine business
and purchased the right of way to
and Into a swell two-bit room up the
second flight over the restaurant cook
stove. The added weight of the mid
dle portion of me body soon pulled
me off Into the shades of slumber
land, and It was sure a shady land
where 1 went. .The day had been
one of these days that make a fellow
think he Is living in times that are
akin to the place where you and I
and all the other swells are going i
some day, away over yonder In the !
great Beyond.
The day had been so tarnntlng wide
from north pole temperatures that .
the only pleasant thoughts that I had .
had running through my Bkull the.
whole day were of the beautiful park, I
on the old cemetery site that would,
some day adorn this "city.' Conse-,
quently In slumberland these same '
thoughts followed In the form known
as dreams. But I didn't dream alto-'
gether of cool shady trees and wav-,
lng green grasses. I dreamed that I ,
had been' dead and burled In Olney ,
cemetery for all time since Noah,
came floating along over the country (
now known a Umatilla. I dreamed,
I had ben one of Noah's niggers that
the Great Supreme gave him to raise ,
future slaves from and a big whale
had gotten hold of one of my hind
feet and pulled me out through a
crack In the. bottom of the ark and
souccd me Into the mud of Olney,
where I had been lying ever since. I
was passing and kept passing and
probably would have continued to
Hint Methodist.
Corner of Webb and Johnson
streets. Sunday school at 10 o'clock
a. m. Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8
p. m. by Rev. Bleakney. All are
Invited.
Hundreds of people who suffer
from backache, rheumatism, lama
pass along the countless causeways back( lumbag0 and 8lmiiar allmenta
of this terrifying dream forevermore are not aware tnat theBe art merely
or until Mac came, if I handn't j iymptoma of kidney trouble. Pin
dreamed that I saw your head and 1 euies for the kidneys act dlrecUy on
pleasant countenance stuck on the tne kidneys, bringing quick relief to
shoulders of one of these dairy milk ! backache and other symptoms of kid-tuberculnslg-sls-zlz-z-z-zlter,
oh, turn ney and bladder derangement 80
d'hoz on me germs coming across days' trial $1 and guaranteed or mon
Umatllla river bridge toward the park J ey back. 8o!d by A. C. Keeppen 4k
for a walk. The sight so terrified me Bros.
that I tumbled out of bed and
through the window out on top of the
cook stove chimney and fell down, St.
Nicholas fashion, on the stove where
' Brewery Workers Protest.
Milwaukee, Wis., July 25. A mam
moth demonstration against the "de-
the little Jap was wiping things up structlve Inroads upon national pros
preparatory for the day's work. I perlty" made by the prohibition and
Things would have ended well sooner ' anti-saloon movement will be made
than they did If I could have held tomorrow by the Brewery Workers'
back the swarms of of o' well,. I ! union. Thousands of brewery work
will let you say that word this time J men and members of various other
but I mean the awarms of those labor unions are expected to partlcl
germs that the city physician has 1 pate. Prominent labor leaders will
warned us all against and which I speak at Pabst park upon the prohi-
took into my miserable hulk the night bitlon issue.
before in that half gallon of dairy
product.
They had increased till there were
several bushels of them came rolling
out there in front of the little Jap ! dollars in wages has resulted.
It is declared that there are 600
laborers idle in Milwaukee as the re
sult of the spread of prohibition and
that a loss of nearly half a million
right on the stove ready to be cook
ed for the hungry patrons, and the
little Jap, taking it all in with the
quick understanding for which his
people are noted, and also being
prompted by the desire to be cour
teously grateful, another peculiar trait
of his nation, he started to embrace
me with thankfulness, but I said "no,
that's all right, sure!" and went for
the bar-room door and exit. I tum
bled Into the basement across the
street, wrapped my miserable hulk in
some of your goods and skipped for
home, where I had been too full the
night before to go.
Most sincerely, respectfully, yours
truly,
JOHNNIE G ETCHER.
P. S. I shall present my bill to
the restaurant proprietor the 1st.
Operation for Piles will not be ne
cessary it you use ManZan Pile Rem
edy, guaranteed. Price 60 cents. Sold
by A. C Koeppen A Bros.
Prohibition Winning.
Dallas, Tex., July 25. Early re
ports indicate that today's democratic
state primary will result in a demand
upon the legislature to submit an
amendment to the constitution pro
viding for state prohibition of the
manufacture or sale of intoxicating
liquor.
Soda Fountain Needed in Wale.
Consul Jense H. Johnson, of Swan
sea, In reporting on the dearth of
soda fountains in Wales suggests
that this should interest American
manufacturers of that article. He
says:
In this district, where there are
quite half a million of people and
numerous pleasure resorts. I have
made special Investigations and found
only two very small fountains They
are owned by enterprising people and
are much patronized. There are
large quantities of soft or temper
ance drinks consumed in Wales an
nually, and Swansea has several fac
tories for their manufacture. To open
trade in this large field direct rep
resentation Is required In order to
thoroughly Introduce American soda
fountains. Responsible local agents
may then be appointed to expand the
business, for which there is a good
future.
"E. C. DeWltt & Co., Chicago, III.
Gentlemen In 1897 1 had a disease of
the stomach and bowels. In the
spring of 1902 I bought a bottle of
Kodol and the benefit I received an
the gold in Georgia could not buy.
May you live long and prosper. Yours
very truly, C. N. Cornell, Rodlng, Ga.(
Aug. 27, 1906." Sold by Tallman A
Co.
Dr. J. S. Courtney, a prominent
physician of Portland, has been held
to appear before the grand Jury for
performing a criminal operation up
on a 15-year-old girl which resulted
In her death.
yrupflgs
One application of ManZan Pile
Remedy, for all forms of Piles,
soothes, reduces inflammation, sore
ness and itching. Price 60c guaran
teed. Sold hy A. C. Koeppen ft Bros.
acts gently yet prompt
Iv onTae bou els, cleanses
me system effectually
assists one m overcoming
habitual consignation
permanently. To get its
beneficial effects buy
the Genuine.
f ianuf act u red by the
California
Jig Syrup Co.
SOLD BVLEADJNC DRUGGISTS -5H BOTTLE.
Hacks of All Kinds at
Wissen Implement Co.
Mountain
Hacks
1-2 Plat
form Hacks
Road
Wagons
Crank
Spring
Wagons
Georgia
Wagons
Boys'
Wagons
Farm Wagons of All Kinds
The Mitchell Wagon has been
in use for 73 years and is still
in the lead. Come in and see us.
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nun ina iaivbt ;(miinina. mmm isisi sis. at a. uiim. i'ab i u Tmota
tod a how much LnttAr thi rn. ttfttl til ft dittttr In wntm. Thfl
action la nevar attended br thai ll sronftalrk Anafttir.nth mlr sm
fel better tb m inn la yon Uka (bam. Thar brae you up and pnft nw llf
u " uis jiu jnni stcniinr inu iwtmr, ocmnmn triRj mrm oiaaa i ran
to a mira (ugMuro ijritoia, um dot will oodtIqc jq. m la im,
BETTER THIN PUIS FflD I IVFl HIS.
TS A. H. Uwii Medicine cif Hl"iT 'StLouIl.Ma.
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TALLMAN & CO.
PENDLETON, ORE.
HALF PRICE SAL
Ladies' and Children's
Wash Dresses
at
lHhlf Price
See Window Display
Alexander Dep't Store
Givers of Best Values
TIiq First ofionol ionli
PENDLETON, OREGON
Report of the Condition, July 1 5. 1 908
To the Comptroller of Currency.
CONDENSED
Resources
Loans and discounts....!
Overdrafts
U. S. Bonds
Other bonds, warrants,
etc
Real estate (bank build
ing)
S45.879.05
1S.S69.S5
190.000.00
27,120.29
20,000.00
Gash.
Cash on hand 143,049.71
Due from banks
S71.S81.84
Redemption
fund 7.000.00 621,431.65
Total $1,718,191.24
Liabilities
Capital stock $. 800.000.M
Surplus and undivided
profits 74,868.17
Circulation 10S.S40.8I
Due to banks 40,412.11
Deposits 1,298,981.12
Total 81,718,191.24
I, George Hartman, Jr., Assistant Cashier of the above
named Bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement
is true, to the best of my knowledge and belief.
GEORGE HARTMAN, Jr.
Ass't. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 17th day of
July'1908.
C K. CRANSTON,
Seal Notary Public for Oregon.
Op. Hotel Pendleton.
Pendleton, Ore.
Good
Trade
Is The
Best
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SEATTLE
City Property for Sale
Building lots from $300 to $1009
Five-room dwelling, one lot $1400.0
Two lots and" dwelling, chicken fencing and house $800.00
Seven-room dwelling and two lota $2000.00
Five room dwelling, barn and four lots $1500.00
A home In any part of the city.
FRANK D. CLOPTON & CO.
1 12 E. Court St, Pendleton. Ore.