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DAILY EAST OREGOXIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON. SATURDAY, MAY 9, 1908.
FAam urvcf.
PARIS IN 1869.
Use A
NEW PERFECTION
Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove
Because it's clean.
Because it's econom
ical. Because it saves
time.
Because it gives best
cooking results.
Because its flame
can be regulated
instantly.
Because it will not overheat your kitchen.
Because it is better than the coal or wood stove.
Because it is the perfected oil stove.
For other, reasons see stove at your dealer's,
or write our nearest agency.
Made in tW" i7 M fully warranted.
The
-i cannot be equaled
limp tot iti bright and
" steady light, simple construction
and abeolute aafety. Equipped
with latest improred burner. Made of brasa throughout
and beautifully nickeled. An ornament to any room,
whether library, dining-room, parlor or bedroom. Every
lamp warranted. Write to our nearest agency if not at
your dealer's.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
iimvirtaiTit)
THE
iconomy Motor Bug
Is just what you have been look
ing for. A great hill climber
goes anywhere.
1 0 Horse-power, two-cylinders, and
economical to run. Price in reach
of everybody, only $450.00
For Sale by
issen Imp
ementCo
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PROFITS
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1 HEN you advertise you expect to get something
out of it more than you put in it ; if you
don't, it's a losing game and losing money
is poor policy.
But it's not how much an ad costs it's how much
profit it brings you.
Net profitthat's the main thing.'1
ADVERTISING is not a magic art. All it is, is
putting into print effective selling arguments a good
salesman would use orally. Write those arguments in an
attractive style bring out the merits of a proposition so
that the other fellow feels an instinctive desire to possess
it tell him why he should buy it and then finally satisfy
him that tho price is right.
To get the best results, cater to the largest number you
. can reach among those who make good wages and live well
people who can afford to buy what you have to sell.
The East Oregonian's readers are composed of that class
who willingly pay 65 cents a month for it in preference to
buying the cheaper papers. Net result they are people
who can afford to buy what you have to sell.
They are not penurious.
They are net paupers.
Never Had the Empire 8emed More
Assured, ths Court Mors Brilliant
Tbe last flicker of the candle, the
last flame of tbe dying fire, la ever tbe
brightest, and no It was wltb Paris In
I860.
Never bad tbe empire seemed more
assured, tbe court more brilliant, tbe
fetes more gorgeous. Tbe light heart
ed ParlHlans reveled In tbe dally sights
of royal processions and ctfvalcadea.
Tbe Dots do Boulogne and tbe Champs
Elyeees, where we were living at that
time, were crowded wltb splendid
equipages. I remember often seeing
tbe Empress Eugenie, then tbe hand
somest woman in Europe, driving In
ber da u mon t, tbe green and gold liv
eries of the postilions and outriders
making a brave show. Nor were four
horses and postilions tbe privilege of
.royalty alone. Princess Metternicb,
tbe wife of the Austrian ambassador,
pften went out In similar style. Tbe
beautiful Mnie. de Canlsy and the
Ducbesso de Moucby, tbe empress'
greatest and perhaps only Intimate
friend, and a host of court ladles habit
ually drove out In great state and help
ed by. the magnificence of their ap
pearance to give to Paris that air of
elegance and distinction which could
neither be surpassed nor emulated by
any other capital In Europe. Even
among those who bad forebodings of
tbe gathering storm no one bad de
scried tbe black shadow cast on the
blue sky by tbe approaching figure of
Bellona, ber fierce eyes fixed on happy,
smiling, tranquil France. Lady Ran
dolph Churchill In Century.
There's this difference between
the cocoa habit and the coffee
habits Cocoa maKes you healthier,
stronger, steadier, better able to
do your share. Does coffee?
QUITE A NICE GAME.
Why
Lost
LESS THAN A CENT A CUP
the Girl Who Proposed It
Her Temper.
Tbe other day Miss Fannie Lower
ran across tbe road to see an intimate
friend. As is usual with youn? ' j
dies, tbey bad a good deal to tell ;
another. In the course of tbe con v.
satlon Fannie said:
"I used to think that Gus Simpson
was a nice young man, bnt I Just bate
him now."
"Why, what has he done?"
"He's treated me shamefully."
"In what wayr
"Why, tbe other evening at a party
I said to him: 'Let's play tbe old game
of temptation. If I say "Tea" or ".No"
to your questions, I'll owe you a box
of gloves, and If yon say "Yes" or
"No" you'll give me a box.' "
"Then whatr
"Weil,- after the party be took me
borne, and all tbe way there be talked
as sweetly as could be about love and
that men should not live alone, and all
that And when we got to the front
gate be said, 'Fannie, I have waited
for this opportunity a long time will
you marry me?" I whispered 'Yes' In
a low voice, and" (Here ber sobs '
choked ber voice).
"And what did be do thenT Inquired
her listener eagerly.
"He Just-chuckled and said, You
have lost, Fannie; I take No. O's,'
then laughed with all his might
That's what he did." London Answers.
Is made .with scrupulous, con
scientious care and old-fashioned
attention to cleanliness, purity,
goodness and quality. No cocoa
at any price can be better or more
delicious. Your grocer sells and
recommends it.
D. GMrardelll Company
Saa TVaacUco
Positively No Change In Date
CIRCUS DAY AT PENDLETON
THUR.RD AY, MAY 14TH.
AT 2 AND 8 P. M.
PERFORMANCES
A Tennyson Growl.
In Walter Crane's autobiography be
gives an interesting picture of Tenny
son. It was at a dinner party at the
Kev. Stopford Brooke's and the poet
was reading to the company bis "Bal
lad of tbe Fleef "In bis deep. Impress
ive voice in a way which reminded
me of bis own description In the 'Morte FJs
d Arthur' of how the poet Everard
Hall (which may have been himself)
"Read, mouthing- out bis hollow o's and a's, '
Deep chested music"
When the reading was finished and
when the applause and gratitude of
tbe small audience bad subsided the
laureate growled out, 'Yes, and to
think that these wretobed fellows of
tbe nineteenth century gave me only
$1,500 for it' "
Marriage as a Failure.
There Is more nonsense talked In
the abstract about marriage as a fail
ore than is talked about any other
branch of tbe conduct of life. If a
census on the subject could be taken 1
am sure It would be found that the
majority of married people jog along!
very comfortably and are much hap
pier in tbelr united state than tbey
possibly could have been bad they re
mained unmarried. Tbe number of di
vorces is usually quoted to prove that
marriage is a failure, but what, after
all, is the number of divorces In pro
portion to a population of many mil
lions of married people?-Mme. Sarah
Grand in London Chronicle.
LENGTH
R. R. CARS
Thoughtful.
Mrs. Greene My husband is such a
thoughtful man! lie always goes down
Into the basement kitchen to smoke.
Mrs. Gray And lets the smoke come
upstairs into the dining room through
the dumb waiter. Mrs. Greene Yes,
but thafs because be is absentmlnded,
poor man! Tbat has nothing to do
with bla thoughtfulness, you know.
Boston Transcript
1
Mixed.
Earnest Female Professor, I hear j
you are a great ornithologist Profess
or I am an ornithologist madam.
Earnest Female Then could you kind
ly ten me the botanical name for a
whale ?-Punch.
His Protest
Tbe milk dealer fined for selling a
watered article protested. "Why," he
exclaimed indignantly, "If I didn't wa
ter tbe milk half of my customers
wouldn't get any." Philadelphia Ledger.
Tbe attitude of unhapplnesa la not
only painful; it is mean and ugly.-James.
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Miiny Ilomrscckcrs at llolsc.
Reports from trainmen and offi
cials at the depot are to the effect
that more emigrants are arriving In
the city this spring than ever be
fore and all seem to be seeking loca
tions to engage In business to get
lands under some of the Irrigation
nroiects now under construction
I says the Boise Capital News.
H is evident from the number of
strangers seen on the streets and
from the reports of real estate deal
ers that the fame of Idaho climate,
soil and opportunities are becoming
known to the world and are attract
ing attention to the Gem state and
particularly to the Boise valley, the
greatest prune belt In the world.
Many of the strangers Interviewed
are greatly surprised at the wonder
ful productiveness of the soil, th
delightful climate and the advantage
here for Investment
Kodol completely digests all eta
of food. It will get right at the troo-,
ble and do the very work Itself for
the stomach. It is pleasant to take.
Sold by Tallman ft Cw .