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DAILY KA8T UHEOONIAM, PKNDLfiTON, OREGON. FRIDAY, APItIL IT, 1908.
Lard Laden
Stomachs
"Necessity" is the mother of invention. Lard is
the father of indigestion.
More than half the indigestion in the country
to-day is directly attributable to greasy, indigestible
food prepared with lard.
Coltolene is the original anti-lard product. It
was the first, and it is the best. It is purer, more
healthful, and will give better results than any other
shortening medium.
Just as the original is always
better than the imitation, Cotto
lene is superior to its imitators.
Ask your grocer for Cottolent,
and see that our trad .-mark, a
steer's head in a cotton-plant
wreath, appears on the pail.
Cottolene is never sold in
bulk; therefore, is a cleanly prod
uct, absolutely protected from
all the odors and dust to which
lard is usually exposed in the
ordinary grocery store.
Nature's Gift from the Sunny South
EUROPE NEEDS
FOREIGN' PURCHASES HAVE
DOCBLED IX 20 YEAIiS
Annual Requirement of Wheat In
Europe Is 475,000,000 Bushels
United States and Canada Furnish
ed 103.260,000 Bushels of This
Amount All Prices Have Ad
vanced. According to special reports to the
bureau of statistics of the department
of agriculture, Europe has increased
its average purchases of foreign
wheut during the last 20 years more
than 100,000,000 bushels, or about 80
per cent and has doubled its annual
purchases of corn.
The annual requirement of wheat
from foreign sources are now 190,
000,000 bushels a year more than
they were 20 years ago, this mostly
in northwestern Europe. For the
year ending July 31. 1907, all Europe
purchased 4 75.000,000 bushels of for
eign wheat and flour (reduced to
wheat) of which the United States
and Canada furnished 193,264,000
bushels.
To meet foreign buyers on a parity
with other producing nations, the
Bxain nrnducers. dealers and export
ers of the United States, have now the !
same"futures" system as other con
tinents. The practical workings of this sys
tem was explained to a prominent
member of congress from Illinois
thus: A Glasgow miller buys 100,
000 bushels of wheat in San Fran
cisco, say at $1 per bushel. To pro
tect, or in popular phrase, "t hedge"
his San Francisco purchase dtrlng
the time the wheat Is In transit to the
port of Glasgow, he sells the same
quantity of wheat in the Chicago or
other leading market at relatively the
same price which he paid for the
100,000 bushels of wheat in San
Francisco.
If the market during his "in tran
sit" period advances 10 cents per
bushel, the San Francisco purchase
price is all the while maintained as
a basis upon which he can make his
sale of flour in Glasgow therefore, I
think the statement Is absolutely true
"that he can sell the flour on the ba
taf of the price at which he bought It
in San Francisco.
The fall In prices of articles im
ported and the advance in prices of
articles exported, which form a
marked characteristic of the January
price statement of the bureau of sta
tistics of the department of com
merce and labor, is equally apparent
In the February figures of that bu
reau, which have Just made their ap
pearance. in nearly all of the Important ar
ticles Imported for use In manufac
turing prices show a marked decline
in February, 1908, when compared
with the corresponding month of the
preceding year.
COST OI ADVERTISING.
Present Age Recognizes the Ad as
tlie Great Trade Getter.
New York, April 16 Advertise
ments in the United States have a
circulation of more than a quadril
lion readers annually and the nation
al bill for advertising, according to
figures collected by Appleton's
magazine, reaches the enormous sum
of ICOO.000,000. The paper upon
which these advertisements are print
ed would .cover all the New England
jtatee and part of New York, while
TEA
Good tea and tea are
quite different, both grow
on the same bush.
our grocer nstafM your roonejr If you doo'
Ike Stirling ' Lctl wc pay ..tu.
MEM MM
mm
the ink used would make a lake large
enough to float the fleet which is now
In the Pacific.
Newspapers alone, according to
these statistics, receive nearly 1200,
000,000 annually for advertising,
while monthly periodicals, whose de
velopment is peculiarly American,
print every year 30 times the equava
lent of the contents of the bible and
all the dramas of Shakespears com
bined. The present year marks the fortieth
anniversary of magazine advertising
which Is much younger than newspa
per advertising. It was in 1868 ac
cording to the Appleton article that
magazine advertising first received
any serious attention, and even after
that date editors for years strenuous
ly objected to having space in what
they held to be purely "literary pub
lications" encroached upon by ad
vertising. Today a magazine without
advertising could hardly exit.
The first magazine advertisement,
it is recorded, appeared in a Philadel
phia publication, and curiously enough
was prepared particularly to reach
women, the originator of the whole
tremendous fabric as is exists today
being inspired by one line of a jingle
commenting on the proclivities of the
fair sex fo 'the effect that they were
the ones who spent the money.
While a classification of all kinds
of "ads" and their number would be
a herculean task, it is certain that the
want ads of the dally paper lead all
others In its own peculiar field, the
number of this latter day develop
ment for reaching the purchasing
public running far into the billions.
In this fact and in the wonderful
growtn of magazine advertising in the
I fur decades Is found more than
sufficient proof of the right of Am
ericans to the title of the greatest ad
vertisers on earth.
CLEARING HOUSE AT YAK I. HA.
First Day's Clearing Amounted to
$35,000.
The North Yakima clearing house
opened Monday at 11:30, says the
Yakima Republic. At that time the
clearings of the associated banks
were made, totaling the neat amount
of $36.17.88. Tuesday is generally
considered among the bankers to be
the lightest day of the week, and the
clearings of today are not up to what
they will be as a rule.
The bankers and all Interested are
greatly pleased with the work accom
plished thus far. At a meeting held
recently H. C. Lucas of the Yakima
Trust company was elected manager,
George Donald of the Yakima Na
tional bank Is president. W. L.
Steinwig of the First National bank
is vice-president and C. R. Heath of
the Valley bank is secretary and
treasurer. The association is com
posed of the four banks above men
tioned. Clearings Made Dally.
Clearings will be made each day at
11:30. Merchants and all business
men unite In declaring the clearing
house system the best barometer of
prosperity. Tlie fact that a clearing
house Is established here and In oper
ation will cause North Yakima to be
classed with such cities as Spokane,
Seatle, Tacoma and other money cen
ters. Wherever there is a money
center of any importance there Is al
so a clearing house because the work
is facilitated greatly.
There Is nothing better thtn Kodol
for dyspepsia, Indigestion, sour stom
ach, belching of gas and nervous
headache. It digests what you eat
Sold by Tallman ft Co.
lawyers Agree on Prices.
The bar association tonight adopted
a uniform schedule of prices to be
charged In the Justice court,. In the
district court and for appealed cases,
says a Coeur d'Alene Item. Attorneys
seen after the meeting refused to give
out the figures decided upon, but It
Is understood that the least charge of
any case will be $2. Heretofore the
charge for consultation alone has
been from 60 cents to $5. All the at
torneys are In the association. The
lawyers also took up the matter of
having fewer precincts, all agreeing
that there are now too many. The
date of the banquet to county attor
neys, the district Judge and visitors
was set for April 26.
Babes Bait
"Wot do ye think," said the sailor,
"of usln' live babies for bait? We
done It In Ceylon."
"Babies for bolt? Fishing for shark V
"No. Crocodile. Baby bait Is the
only thing for crocodile, and every
body uses it. Ye rent a baby down
there for half a dollar a day. Of
course," the sailor wcut on, "the thing
ain't as cruel as it sounds. No harm
ever comes to the bnbles, or else, o
course, their mothers wouldn't rent
'em. The kid Is simply sot on the soft
mud bank of a crocodile stream and
the hunter lays hid near him, a sure
perfection. The crocodile Is buy. He
basks In the sun in midstream. Noth
ln' will draw htm in to shore whero yo
can pot him. But set a little fat naked
baby on the bank and the crocodile
soon rouses up. In be comes, a greedy
look In his dull eyes, and then ye open
fire. I have got as many as four croco
diles with one baby In a morning's
flshln'. Some Cingalese women wot
lives near good crocodile streams make
as much as $2 a week reglar out o'
rentln' their babies for crocodile bait."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Has Job Waiting.
"I bear you're getting to be a real
sport," a veteran In that line remarked
to a youthful acquaintance of the con
servative sort recently married.
The young man repudiated any such
intention.
' "Just placed a little bet among the
boys In the office, you know," he add
ed "Put in 11.50 and won $40 in a
trifling pool."
"Well, that's a good beginning, any
how," said the veteran. "You'll grow
np after awhile. What did you do
with the 40 put It on the races or
open wine?"
"Bought a ton of coal and a set of
false teeth for my wife," was the re
ply. When the veteran revived his young
friend had disappeared. ft
"Gee," he soliloquized, "that's a new
one in sport! If I win tomorrow guess
I'll buy my mother-in-law a new cork
leg and some darning cotton." New
York Globe.
Given Her Choice.
Little Harry's experience with death
was limited to the decease of a pet
canary which had been sent to a taxi
dermist and now adorned the parlor
mantel.
His grandmother, of whom he was
very fond, was taken suddenly 111. For
some time after he learned of her con
dition be sat in a brown study. Then,
as if coming to a sudden resolution, be
tiptoed into the sickroom and, cau
tiously approaching the bed, fixed bis
serious big brown eyes upon his dear
relative and said, with a little quiver
In his voice:
"Say, grandma. If you die, which
would you rather be buried or stuff
ed? 'Cause If you're burled we can't
see you no more, but If you're stuffed
we can set you In the parlor."
Grandma Immediately began to
mend. London Scraps.
Matter of Fact.
A visitor from London found In a
cafe at Rotterdam a Dutchman who
had been about a bit and who spoko
English perfectly well.
This Dutchman was smoking a china
pipe of remarkable size and beauty,
and the Londoner, an admirer and col
lector of such bric-a-brac, took the lib
erty to comment upon It.
"You could not stumble upou a pipe
like that every day," said the English
man. The Dutchman took three or four
whin's nt the pipe and then slowly re
moved It from his mouth.
"Certainly not without breaking It,"
he sold, gravely. London Chronicle.
Soft and Light.
A lady famed for her skill In cook
ing was entertaining a number of her
friends at tea. Everything on the ta
ble was much admired, but the excel
lence of the sponge cake was especial
ly the subject of remark.
"Ob," exclaimed one of the guests, "it
is so beautifully soft and light! Do tell
me where you got the recipe!"
"I am very glad," replied the hostess,
"that you find It so soft and light. I
made It out of my own head." Illus
trated Bits.
Hew It Affected Him.
Mrs. Myles When are you coming to
call on us?
Mrs. Styles Oh, I really don't knowl
"But you said you'd come soon and
bring your husband?"
"I know I did, and I asked him last
night to come over, and be said he'd
Ilk eto dream over It, and, do you know,
dear, be bad an awful nightmare last
night!" Yonkers Statesman.
Something Lacking.
"These big hotels are not so com
plete." "What's lacking?'
"The express elevator gets you to
the fifty-second floor all right, but
there a half mile corridor confronts
you and no cabs." Montreal Star.
Had Heard It Before.
"She looks very young to have a
grown daughter.''
"Yes; she was Just telling me"
"I know. That she was married
when she was Just barely fifteen years
old."-Plttaburg Post
Didn't Affect Him.
Stella Mrs. Jones wants a new coat
because Mrs. Smith looks so well In
one. Jack Yes, but Jones won't sign a
check merely because Smith looks so
pretty when be Is writing one. Har
per's Bazar.
it is sometimes advisable to employ
a night watchman to look after men
who are as nonest as the day is long.
St. Louli Globe-Democ-nt
' All the news all jh Ww
Ehpi oregonlun
HUMAN RACE AFFLICTED
WITH QUEER DISEASE
Cooper Says Internal Parasites Cause Much
Suffering Everywhere.
The following remarkable statement
was recently made by L. T. Cooper.
It concerns the preparation which has
been so widely discussed throughout
the country during the past year, and
has sold In such enormous quantities
in leading cities:
"It Is now a well-known fact that
wherever I have Introduced my New
Discovery medicine, hundreds of peo
ple have brought internal parasites,
or tapeworms, to me. In many cases
these people did not know the nature
of the parasite, and were consequently
extremely nervous until I explained
the matter to them. In some cities so
many have had this experience that
the public generally became t.larmed.
"I take this opportunity of explain
ing what these creatures ore, and what
I have learned about them In the past.
"tapeworms -re much more com
mon than would bo supposed. I ven
ture to say that ten per cent, of n!l
chronic stomach trouble, or what Is
known as a 'rundown' condition, Is
ranaort hv thpm An Individual may
suffer for years with one of theBe great
parasite and not be, aware eu u.
OREGON IF LOSE
W. H. Odell of Salem, former clerk
of the state land board writes the fol
lowing timely communication to the
Salem Statesman concerning a serious
loss which the state of Oregon may
sustain through misunderstanding of
Klamath Indian land Withdrawals,
Mr. Odell .says:
Under date of January 30, 1908, I
forwarded to Congressman Hawley a
draft for a concurrent resolution, the
purpose of which was to protect the
state's claim to the owamp lands sit
uated within the boundaries of the
Klamath Indian reservation.
I also briefly stated the facts rela
tive thereto, In substance as follows:
By the act of March 12. I860, con
gress granted to the state of Oregon
all the swamp and overflowed lands
within the state not heretofore dis
posed of; by the terms of the grant
title was conveyed by a brnnt In pre
senti, and It only remained for the
administrative officers of the govern
ment to specifically segregate such'
lands and Issue patents therefor to
the state.
On Ocober 14, 1864, the superin
tendent of Indian affairs for Oregon
entered Into a treaty with tho Klam
ath, and a few minor tribes of In
dians, esabllshing what Is known as
the Klamath Indian reservation,
within the boundaries of which there
was a very considerable body of
swamp and overflowed lands properly
inuring to the state of Oregon by the
grant of March 12, 1860, more than
four years prior to the establishment
of the reserve.
During my term as clerk of the
state land board, after seeing a pub
lished notice that the Interior de
partment contemplated making al
lotments to the Indians in severalty
upon said reserva'tlon. I addressed a
letter to the honorable secretary of
Indian affairs protesting against the
allotment of any lands upon said n.
ervatlon insuring to the state of Ore
gon under the grant of March 12.
Presented State's Claim.
In 1900 the commissioner of In
dian affairs called upon the governot
of Oregon for a list of the land claim
ed by the state, with the proof of the
swampy character. A, list was made
and duly verified and he proof sub
mitted embracing about 100.000 acres,
There has been no questioning of
the quantity or character of the lands
as claimed by the state, but the sec
retary of the Interior rejected the
state's claim on the ground of the
prior right In the Indians.
An appeal was taken to the supreme
court, but was rejected on demurrer
based upon the ground, "That the
case Is not a proper one for Injunc
tion because the legal title to the
lands sllll In the United States and
subject to the control of the interior
department."
State' Loss Muy bc'GrrtW.
The decision of the supreme court
was not upon the merits of tho state's
claim, but was ruled out on technical
grounds upon demurrer. It Is evi
dently the Intention of the Interior
department to make allotments to In
dians of the choice portions of these
lands, and utterly Ignore the state's
COLUMBIA BAR.
632 Main St.
Fine Wines and Liquors.
Fancy Drinks a Specialty
Hot Lunch
Pool and Billiard Parlor
Gentlemen Only.....
First Class Rooming House In Connection.
CORRIGAN BROS.
PROPRIETORS.
"Contrary to general belief, the ap
petite Is not greatly Increased It only
becomes irregular. There is a general
feeling of falntness, however, and a
gnawing sensation In the pit of the
stomach.
"People afflicted with one of these
parasites are nervous and depressed.
Their chief sensation is one of lan
guor, and they tire very easily. Lack
of energy and ambition affect the body,
and the mind becomes dull and slug
gish. The memory becomes not so
good, and the eyesight Is ganerally
poorer.
"The New Discovery, In freeing stom
ach and bowels of all Impurities, seema
to be fatal to these great worms, and
almost Immediately expels them from
the system. I wish to assure anyone
who has the exierience juBt related
with my preparation, that there is no
cause for alarm In the matter, and
that it will as a rule mean a speedy
restoration to good health."
The Cooper medicines are a boon
tn ntomaeh sufferers. We sell them.
1Pendleton Drug Co.
RICH II 10
claim, while It Is In evidence that a
wagon road company whose title to
lands upon the reservation Is based
upon grant made more than four
years subsequent to the act of March
12, 1860, hat been confirmed by the
courts and the company permitted to
take their lands, to the great benefit
of the company; yet the state's claim
is being lost by inaction: Involving a
minimum loss of $100,000, and. by
proper management, of a possible
16000,000 to the common school fund.
These facts have been furnished
Congressman Hawley and Senators
Fulton and llourne. but so far no ac
tion is reported.
I will not lomment on the whyness
or m herefoi ,-ness of these things, but
leave the matter as stated.
W H. ODELL
Clearing House Plan Is ;ood.
Hank clearings made this morning
at 11:30 show a gain of $16,161.65
over the .showing of yesterday, the
first day the house was in operation
In North Yakima, says the Yakima
Republic. When the clearings were
ascertained yesterday they totaled
$35,817.88. Today the clearings are
$51,979.53. And this Is between hay
lime and harvest, the dullest time of
the year. If these figures can be
taken as a'crlterlon North Yakima
banks are now doing a business of
about a quarter of a million dollars
per week.
When the fruit and berry season Is
at hand the clearings of North Yaki
ma's associated banks will. In all
probability, amount to nearly $100,
000 per day. This ranks North Yak
ima with some of the largest cities of
the state.
Notice to Public.
Having disposed of my Implement
store in this city, all parties knowing
themselves Indebted to me please
call and settle their accounts.
FRED WERER
I IOW IS YOUR STOMACH?
Easy Way to Strengthen ft ami Get
Well.
A good digestive system, one that
acts so that you do not know that you
have a stomach, is Ood's birthright to
every man to every woman.
If digestion Is weak, if food turns
Into gu, If you suffer after eating, If
you are sleepless, nervous and out of
sorts then the stomach is diseased
and prompt action should be taken.
W. A. Ennls, a well known builder
In Syracuse, tells an easy way to
strengthen the stomach and get well
when he writes: "Ml-o-na Stomach
Tablets have done more for me In
one week than all the doctors the two
years I was under their care. Thanks
to Ml-o-na, I can work once more, the
first time In over a year."
It is an easy thing to strengthen
the stomach and euro indigestion by
using Ml-o-na. Get a 60-cent box
from Tallman & Co. with their guar
antee to refund the money unles the
remedy does all that is claimed for
It.
Phone Main 90.
PREPARED
Litne and Sulphur
Spray
READY FOR USE
1 gal. makes 10 of Spray,
by mixing with cold water
The Pendleton
Drug Co.
PATRONIZE HOME
INDUSTRY
By Drinking the Home
Product, Uw
Famous $500
BEER
Guaranteed Absolutely Pore,
Try a case for family mm
For Mile at ail leading ban.
CITY BREWERY
SCIICLTZ 8TRICKHR
Phone Main 528.
FISH
Choice roasts, teaks and boil
ing meat fresh every day.
Lrd. smoked and cured meats,
wholesale and retail.
EMPIRE MEAT CO.
Phone Main 18
Get the Heat
Good
j Dry Wood j
and the
DEBT KIND OP GOAL.
PROMPT DELIVERY.
W. C MINNIS
Leare orders at
HENNING'S CIGAR STORE
X Opposite People Warehouse
PHONE MAIN
BREWERY SALOON I
J. P. Sullivan, Prop.
Distributor of the famous
CEDAR BROOK
and
OLD JOE GIDEON
iWhiskiea
Large stock of leading brands
of wines, liquors and cigars.
East Court street, next to
Brewery.
Our Specialty is
the Family Trade
We are fully prepared to fur
nish you the best of lard, sau
sages and fresh, smoked er
cured meat and fish each day.
Central Meat Market
Carney & Tweedy.
Telephone Main SI.
24 Bottles
of Beer
for $1.00
Delivered to your home
Purer Than City Water
Phone Main 550
John Gagen
Eagle Bldg. Court Street
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