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Extra Special Ribbon
SALE
TUESDAY ONLY
60 pieces Ribbon 5 inches wide in all colors.
Good grade of Taffeta Silk.
Its worth 25c and 35c yard
Tuesday only your choice
1 3c yard
This is the best Ribbon purchase hf the season.
Teutsch'sDep't Store
CITY BREVITIES
Rader's rug sale Saturday, April 13.
Peacock coal, Oregon Lumber
Tard.
All kinds of good, dry wood. See
Mlnnls.
Private room and hoard, 3 It South
Main street. '
BeBt bargains you ever saw at Ra
der's rug sale, April 13.
For Rent 3 -room furnUhed cot
tage, 126 Thompson street
See MInnli for good, dry wood that
burni. Lota of It on hand.
Try Walters' new "Hard Wheat"
flour, now on the market.
Leathera Transfer Co.. day and
night service. Phone Main til.
Furnished housekeeping rooms for
rent. Enquire 205 W. Webb st.
Nlc furnished housekeeping rooms
for rent Inaulre 30) Logan street
Peacock brand coal, burns the best
and lusts longest. Oregon Lumber
Tard.
Special panel photos, 31.15 dosen.
Bowman studio. Finishing for ama
teurs. Peacock brand coal, the kind that
holds heat nnd burns clean. Oregon
Lumber Turd.
For sale Cottonwood, cottonwood
posts end work horses. P. Schnei
der, Nnlln, Oregon.
Full-blooded Scotch collie pups for
sale. Good workers. Price $5 each.
Address Charles Taylor, Pendleton,
Ore.
All kinds of repairing on furniture,
bric-a-brac and sewing machines. All
kinds of saws filed. All work war
ranted. Anton Iiannellck, corner
Webb and Franklin streets. No. 1101.
Or leave orders at Fred Weber Im
plement store.
Wanted A young man, single or
married, to work In grocery store out
side or Inside. Must not be afraid
of work and a hustler, willing to
work for advance. One with a little
experience preferred. Good wages. Ad
dress the B. O. office.
IF YOU HATE ANT
EYE TROUBLES
bring them to us as we are reliable
opticians. No charges for the exam
ination and a very reasonable one for
the best kind of glasses. All work
guaranteed. Tours for good goods
and good results.
Louis Hunziker
Jeweler (Sb Optician,
716 Main St
G. W. Ivens
TRANSFER
and BAGGAGE
Office 'phone, main 117
Residence 'phone, red 1441
STAND, ALT A MAIN ST8.
On Savings Bank Corner.
, What Ailed the Speech.
At the close of one of the sessions In
the trial of Warren Hastings when
most of those engaged bad gathered In
the anteroom Dr. Parr stalked up and
down the room In his pedantic, pom
pous way, growling out praises of the
speeches of Fox and Sheridan, but say
ing not a word about Burke's. Burke,
sensitive at this omission and anxious
for some commendation from the great
authority, could at lost contain himself
no longer and burst out:
"Doctor, didn't you like my speech?"
"No, Edmund," replied Dr. Parr,
calmly eying bis excited questioner.
"Your speech was oppressed with met
aphor, dislocated by parenthesis and
debilitated by amplification!"
His Shaky 8at
A small Canadian ventured Into the
room while bis eldest sister was en
tertaining a masculine caller.
"Mr. Harris," the youth Anally Inter
rupted, "I wish you would take me
with you some day."
"Take you with me!" echoed the call
er. "Where do you want to go. Bob
ble?" "I heard Mr. Grant, next door, say
you were on the water wagon and he
guessed you'd Boon fall off. I'd love to
help yon drive." Canadian Courier.
Eloquent 8ilenee.
There are Blleuces of all sorts,' as
there Is speech of all sorts. There are
silences that set one's teeth on edge
It Is always a relief to break them
and there are silences that are gen
tler, kinder, sweeter, more loving, more
eloquent than any words and which It
It always a wrench to Interrupt Ma
rlon Crawford.
Not to Be Fooled.
"He wanted me to order a basket of
champagne," declared Indignant Mr.
Nurltch.
"Well?"
"I may be Ignorant, but I know that
champagne comes In bottles." Wash
ington Herald.
Th Brida's Way.
Friend Is the brldo you're working
for getting to be a good housekeeper?
Cook No; she hasn't learned to keep
out of the kitchen yet Detroit Free
Press.
The Seerat of Human Society.
It Is only because each man Is so
different from his fellows that we are
able to endure one another's company.
-Florida Times-Union.
When the Yakima and Naches
rivers receded after the last big
flood, vast numbers of fish were left
t-aniliTl In pools, ,
PENBLETDN UKI1H STAGE
Dally trips between Pendle-
ton and Uklah, except Sunday.
e Stagn leaves Pendleton at 7 a.
m., arrives at Uklah at I p. m.
Return stage leaves Uklah at
p. m., arrives at Pendleton at I
p. m.
e Pendleton to Uklah, 33.04;
roun dtrlp, 35.00. Pendleton to
Alba, SI.7S; round trip, 31.00.
e Pendleton to Ridge, 33; round
trip, 33.50. Pendleton to Nye,
11.60; round trip, 31.60. Pen-
dleton to Pilot Rock, 31.00;
round trip, 31.50.
Get the Best the Genuine
See anything advertised comejhere and get it get the
genuine.
No "just as good" talk here.
We don't want to sell "something just as good." We
want to sell what you call forthe real article stand
ard and genuine.
ilA.C,K0EPPEN &BR0S PENDLnpN,OREj
. , "ssasasssMBMaaBassBB
THE DRUG STORE THAT SERVKS YOU BEST.
PERSONAL
MENTION
J. 8. GUlMford of Pilot Rock, was a
visitor In town yesterday. .
Judge O, A, Hartman came up from
Portland last evening.
Miss Mary Cowan of Spokane, Is the
guest of Miss Lulu Marple.
Mrs. John Estes went to Athena this
morning far a few days' visit.
Wlllard Bond.ltjft this morning for
wana walla, on a business trip.
Mrs. Charles Finch and Master Page
Finch came down from Boise yester
day.
Mrs. M. A. Ferguson came down
this afternoon from Helix on a brief
visit.
Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Lleuallen of
Adams, were visitors In the city Sat'
urday.
Oliver P. Morton returned to Echo
this morning after spending Sunday In
the city.
Julius Wagner, the Pilot Rock
sheepman, was In town Saturday upon
business.
Mrs. W. J. Irwin of Salem, matron
in the Insane asylum, has been In the
city today.
W. A. Gent of Freewater, Is among
those now here from the east end of
the county.
F. W. Lampkln, business manager
of the East Oregonlan, Is In Portland
on a brief business trip.
W. W. Pankey, manager of the But
ter Creek Telephone office at Echo,
was In the city yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Durham left this
afternoon for Echo, Ore., where they
will spend several weeks. Yakima
Republic.
H. C. Branstettor, the Stage Gulch
rancher, has been In town for the past
few days and Is a guest of the Golden
Rule hotel.
E. C.mlth, O. R. & N. agent, has
Just returned from a visit In Portland,
where his family will reside during
the summer.
Mrs. "Doc" Morgan is expected to
arrive home from Seattle In a few
days. She has been on the sound on
an extended visit.
Harry Jackson of Portland, passed
through the city Saturday on his way
to Helix, where he is visiting with Mr.
and Mrs. Roy Penland.
Douglas Ball of the Blake-McFall
Paper company of Portland, came
down from Walla Walla this afternoon
on a visit to the eastern Oregon counties.
M. C. Crank nnd wife returned to
their home In Missouri yesterday after
spending a few weeks with Mr.
Crank's brother. W. A. Crank, of this
city.
R. A. Porter, representative of the
Lovelace trap gun, used In the kill
ing of coyotes, Is here for a short time
nnd has a display In the window of
the Rador furniture store.
J. A. MeKlnnon, a veteran of the
second Oregon, having been a lieuten
ant In company H, has been In tho
city today. He Is with the Goodyear
Rubber company, of Portland.
Miss M. M. Slattery, principal of the
Standard Commercial college, arriv
ed this morning from Pendleton to
attend to urgent business relative to
her school In this city. La Grande
Observer,
G. W. Young, son of J. H. Young,
of the supply department of the O. R.
& N., Is In the city today from Port
land for the purpose of moving his
household effects to that city, where
he will reside permanently.
Mrs. Cora Pettitt arrived on this
morning's train from Baker City.
While here she will be the guest of
Mrs. Ida Hamblen, district deputy of
the Royal Neighbors, and will com
mence an active campaign for mem
bers for the local camp.
Miss Charlotte Layton, baby sister
of Miss Carrie Layton. Just past sweet
16, who has been visiting another sis
ter in .Pendleton, stopped off a day to
lslt her sister Carrie In Hood River
on her return to Portland, continuing
home on No. 7 Monday evening.
Hood River News-Letter.
P. G. McBroom, formerly of this
city, writes from his new home near
Salem that the spring Is very backward
In that locality but that the prospects
for fruit and crops are excellent. A
number of large prune orchards, one
of 80 acres, have been set out near Sa
lem this season and that Industry Is
thriving.
An Interesting Old Coin.
Seth Richardson of Fendleton has
a coin that Is of considerable Inter
est to unmlsmatlcs. He received It
about two years ago while making
chnngu with someone whom he can
not now remember, thinking It was
a silver half dollar, although It wit
a trifle smaller than a 50-cent piece.
It bears the following Inscriptions:
Obverse Gustavus III, D. G., Rex
Sviclne, surmounting a globe sur
mounted by a crown. Reverse
'aderncslandet, 1-3, I. 3., M. D. R.
L, 1(77, surmounting a head of
royalty wearing a laurel wreath.
Masonic Meeting Tonight.
There will be n special meeting of
Pendleton Lodge No. 52, A. F. & A.
M. tonight, beginning at 7:30, for
work In the Master Mason's degree.'
All brethren are cordially Invited to
attend.
Ill With Mitlnrlii.
Mrs. C. F. Colcsworthy Is quite se
liously 111 at her home on High street
with an attack cf the grip and ma
laria fever.
A RARE BIRD.
Why art American Showman Could
Not Get It For His Museum.
When the eminent French writer
Ferdinand Brunetlere visited the Unit
id States some years ago, lecturing at
Harvard and other leading universi
ties, be bad an amusing experience,
which be described in the recollections
of bis American tour which be after
ward published. The great litterateur
devoted much attention to the life and
work of Boesuet, who was often styled
the "Eagle of Meaux," on account per
haps of his lofty flights of eloquence.
This fact, with other pertaining to
his literary career, was mentioned by
some dally papers daring his stay in
this country. It caught the eyes of a
shrewd American showman, who, bow
ever, got somewhat mixed over the
meaning of the allusion. He wrote the
ronowicg letter to the French author
SlrI have just heard that a certain
tauix easis, very celebrated. It appears.
In your country, has become your ex
clusive property. Now, I am the man
ager of a museum la on of the largest
cities In th States. This Meaux eagle,
whose reputation has been enhanced by
your eloquence, would certainly not fall to
excite the curiosity of ray public. If you
will 1st me have the rare bird aod tell me
how to feed It, you can quota your own
figure.
Brunetlere politely explained that the
"rare bird" bad been dead for nearly
200 years.
CORDON BLEU.
The "Insurance" gasoline atovs
automatically controls the supply of
gasoline. It Is an absolute safeguard
against accidents from any cause, and
makes gasoline as safe a fuel as wood
or coal. Less than half as expensive
gas. Goodman Hardware Co.,
agents.
Origin of th French Title as Applied
to a Fin Cook.
The Order of the St. Esprit was cre
ated In 1587, was suppressed by the
revolution and was revived by Louis
XVIII. In 1814. To speak rightly, Louis
XVIII. considered that the order bad
never ceased to exist, for be had given
two collars during bis exile, In 1810,
the one to Francis I., king of the two
Sicilies, and the other to bis brother.
the Prince of Salerno, the father of bis
brother's wife, the Duchess d'Anmale.
The ribbon of this order was a light
blue color. It was worn aronnd the
neck In the reigns of Henry IIL and
Henry IV., but was changed by Louis
XIV, when It was worn across the
chest The Chevaliers of the 8t Esprit
were always known under the name of
Leg Cordon Bleu, and this was the su
preme honor during the monarchy of
France, it was from this that the title
of "cordon bleu" was given to a first
class cook. A gentleman one day de
clared after a good meal that he who
bad cooked the dinner bad proved him
self a "cordon bleu" among cooks In
other words, the master of bis art The
title became quite the rage and Is now
always used to designate a good cook
without the persons who use It know
ing what It means or still less the ori
gin of the title.
All the news nil the time In the
F'ist Oi'ojronian. '
FOREIGN HOTELS.
Thy Diffr In Many Ways From
Those of Our Own Country,
Hot water Is not "laid on" (piped) at
foreign hotels, says the Travel Maga
slne. If you hear a geutle tup on the
door In the morning, you may Inter
pret It as meaning that a copper ewer
of hot water has Just been set down
outside fur your personal use.
If you order a bath. It will be pre
pared for you accordingly, and a sweet
Voiced maid will give you notice when
It Is ready. You are not expected to
operate the water valves at all, and It
Is doubtful If you would succeed If
you tried.
. From a variety of vacant rooms at a
hotel shown you you select the one
yon prefer, with a definite agreement
as to price. Yoa are not required to
accept humbly and thankfully. In blind
faith, whatever room the clerk deigns
to assign to you, as In America. It Is
expected, however, that you will order
your breakfasts at the hotel, being free
to get your other meals elsewhere If
you prefer.
Electric light switches are not com
monly turned on by a push button or
a flat key, as In our buildings, bnt by a
small brass lever. Many of the best
hotels have a reading light In the
headboard of each bedstead.
Th Lsit Resort.
A man went Into an oculist's the
other day and, complaining of falling
sight got fitted with a pair of spec
tacles. "Is this the weakest glass for my
eye?" be asked,
"Tea," replied the oculist.
"Supposing I can't see with It after a
few mouths?'
"Get a stronger then."
"And If I still can't seer
"Get a still stronger."
"And If the strongest glass falls?"
"In that case I think If I were you I
should bay a small. Intelligent dog and
a couple of yards of string."
It Mad a Diffrnc.
"Good gracious!" exclaimed the vis
itor. "Hear those boys fighting and
yelling out there. Regular little hood
lums, aren't they?"
"I can't say," replied Mrs. Famley.
"I'm rather nearsighted, you know."
"But surely you can hear them."
"Oh, yes; but I can't tell whether
they're my children or the neighbors'."
Exchange.
Doing Up a Shirt.
"This bill Is too high," said the cus
tomer. "Too high?" ejaculated the
laundryuiiiu. "That's what I said too
high." "But, man, do you know how
long It takes to do up a shirt?" "Why,
about four washings!" Tonkers Statesman.
Th Bore.
"I think Jones Is one of the worst
bores thnt ever lived." "Why so?" "He
broke right In and began talking about
himself whllo I was telling about a
thrilling experience I onco had out
west" Indianapolis Star.
If you see It in the East Oregonlan,
It's so.
ITS A FACT
You can get more real bargains at The WoWr..th,an any pIace ,n
pnrtiotnn r,. ( .1 1 duzen perfectly fln-
Pendleton
lshed
We are now offering several hundr
Pearl Buttons
running In size from 14 to 22 line, each dozen on separate card.' The
regular price on this button Is 10c to 12Vc our Wonder prices are
5c per dozen
Any size. While we call your especial attention to these pearl buttons,
we would not have you overlook our 5c counter, which Is loaded down
with choice merchandise worth double the money we ask. Think of
getting
Lamp Chimneys, Hammer Handles, Milk Pans,
PoL Covers, Fine Combs, and hundreds of other
useful articles at 5c.
Come on and see for yourselves.
The Wonder Store
THE PLACE TO GET BARGAINS.
DESPAIN Sb BEAN
Many a
View
Disclosed to
You
From car window, via the Rock Island,
that you must not fail to see.
4 Go East via EI Paso and you see New and
Old Mexico and Arizona that tawny South
west land of sunshine, where sun and air
rejuvenate with marvelous power.
4 Go via Salt Lake City and Colorado and for
the better part of two days you ride thru the
finest scenery on the American continent
4 Go "Tourist" and in addition to the delight
ful scenery youll experience the added advan
tages of a restful trip made at a great
saving over first class, luxurious (but no more
comfortable) accommodations.
Our folder, "Acrou the Continent in a Tourist S Itpice
v-at, gives ruu miormitirmi asnt
upon request.
General Afent,
Rock Iiltnd-friteo Lin,
140 Third St.. PORTLAND. ORE.
"Love and a red nose can't be hid,'
but most people who have bargains in
Real Estate, either "for rent" or "for
sale," keep them hidden from the
public, though not intentionly, by neg
lecting to give them proper publicity.
East Oregonian
Want Ads
bring direct, certain results for the
least possible cost.
Oneline, one time 10c
One line, one week 25c
Four lines, one month $1.00
Byers' Best Flour j
Is made from the choicest wheat that grows. Oood bread Is asour-
ed when BYERS' BEST FLOUR Is used. Bran, Shorts, Steam Rolled O
Barley always on hand. X
PENDLETON ROLLER MILLS I
W. 8. BTKRS. Proprietor.
X
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