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DAILY EAST OREGON IAN, PENDLETON,
OREGON, MONDAY, AUGUST 14. 1005.
PAGE FIVE,
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SPECIAL FOR
ALL THIS WEEK
200 COLORED S1IIKT WAISTS,
VALUES FROM 11.00 TO $2.00, BALE
EACH,
48 Cents
$2.2S TO $3.00 WAISTS, ALL NEW,
1905 STYLES, ON E.'.l.E 1 OH SAT
URDAY AND MONDAY,
97 Cents
DIG SHOE SALE GOES MERRILYON.
LEE TEUTSCH
n M. M. a""JL
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CITY BREVITIES
U C Rader. Nuf ted.
Carpets Rader Carpets.
Furnltu re Rader Furniture.
Pendleton Business College leads.
Call tor Ross Nichols' transfer to do
rour hauling. Phone Main (.
Lost All desire to use any other
than "Cleveland's Baking Powder."
It never falls to make light, whole
some food, "Cleveland's 'Baking
Powder."
Roustabouts attention; 4 per cent
discount on all caih purchases at Bos
Con Store.
For fine shoe repairing see Greena
wald & Headstrom. at Teutsch's De
partment Store.
Shoes repaired while you watt by
Oreenawald & Headstom, at Teutsch's
Department Store.
Innslst that your grocer gives you
"Cleveland's Baking Powder." If he
Hasn't got It, make him get tt.
For Rent Suite unfurnished house
keeping rooms In East Orogonlan
building. Apply at this office.
All the leading teachers of cookery
and writers on domestic science use
and recommend "Cleveland's Baking
Powder."
Salt glow, vapor baths and massage
treatments will be given by Mrs. P.
H. Sawtelle, at her residence at (20
Cosble street
For Sale or Trade Palace restau
rant and lodging house at Athena
Poor health cause of selling. F. O.
Lucas, Athena, Or.
Anyone wishing to go to Hldaway
Springs, leave orders at Tollman &
Co.'s. Stage will not leave with less
than four passengers.
What better evidence could there
be of Its high quality when the United
States government buys "Cleveland's i
Baking Powder" for Its armyt
Charles M. Schwab is credited with
the purpose of building several large
and completely equipped shipbuilding
plants along the Atlantic coast.
Near Beulah, Col., doors; e E. Brag
don was struck by lightning while
traveling along the highway In an
automobile. Three companions In
the vehicle were slightly hurt.
Special eastern excursion round trip
rates as follows: Chicago, $64.00; St
Louis, $60.00; St. Paul, $52.60; Min
neapolis, $52.60; Duluth, via direct
lines, $52.60; Kansas City, $52.50; St
Joseph, $52.60; Leavenworth, $62.50;
Omaha, $52.50; Sioux City, $62.60.
Dates of sale August 24, 25 and Sep
tember 16 and 17. Going limit 10
days. Stopovers In either direction.
For particulars, call on E. C. Smith,
agent O. R. & N.
t
X Watch and Clock....
Repairing
Is part of our business.
Tou run no risk here with
your repairs, as we do only
Good Work, such that we guar
antee. Our prices are the low
est. We solicit a part of your pa
tronage. Bo sure of the place.
LOUIS HUNZIKER.
.lEWELU AND OPTICIAN.
726 Main Street.
ICE CREAM
In preparing our ioe oream
we use no milk, eggs, starch,
gelatin or filling of any 0 ki nd 0 i n
our ioe oream.
We believe in using the
best and being liberal, giving
good measure, heaped up and run
ning over and at lOo a dish.
K0EPPENS
Popular Price Druggists.
A. 3. K0EPPEN & BROTHERS
Nuf scd. U C Rader.
Rader Carpets Rader.
Rader Furniture Rader.
Watermelons on Ice. Lyman Bros.
Roosevelt gives 4 per cent rebate on
ash purchases. Boston Store.
Headstrom Oreenawald. shoe
ma kersat Teutsch's Department Store.
Douglas shoes are good now. Bos
ion Store for harvesters or vacation
ers. For Sale or Trade Half section of
Alberta wheat, 60 miles from Edmon
ton. F. Q. Lucas, Athena, Or.
What better evidence could there
be of Its high quality when the United
States government buys "Cleveland's
Baking Powder" for Its army?
RETURN'S TO PENDLETON.
W. II. Dliullngcr Will Re Employed
In the Teutsch Department Store.
W. H. Dlndtnger, formerly of the
firm of Dlndlngor & Wilson, which
recently sold its stock to Lee Teutsch,
has accepted a position In the Teutsch
Department Store, and will arrive
here within a short time to enter upon
his duties. Mr. Dlndlnger, who Is a
dry goods and shoe man of much ex
perience and recognized ability, will
be employed in the dry goods and
Indies' shoe departments of the
Teutsch store.
Since leaving here a few weeks ago,
Mr. Dlndlnger has been In Portland
for the greater part of the time, but
has also spent some little time at
Salem nnd Albany, where he former
ly lived.
ELECTRIC HAND IRONS.
Pendleton Steam Laundry Initialling
12 New Appliances In Its Well Con
dueled Business.
Twelve new electric hand-irons are
being Installed in the Pendleton Steam
laundry today, the other Iron of this
kind Installed some time ago, being
a decided success.
The electric Irons do awny with the
old method of heating Irons on a
stove nnd make nn Ironing room
much cooler than where the old
kind Is used.
Cashing Checks.
Should a check be drawn on an
other bank, it Is not necessary for
you to present the check to that bank
for payment we will gladly do so for
you, without charge. We cash drafts
on any city In the United States or
Canada, and handle Items on any city
In the world.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK,
Pendleton, Oregon.
Real Estate. Transfers.
J. II. Koonta and wife to the Butter
Creek Telephone coinpnny, for the N
1-2 of lot 7, nnd the N 1-2 of lot 8,
In block 2 of Koonlx's addition to
Echo. Consideration, $100.
J. H. Samuel and wife to John Rlt
ter for lots 7, 8, 9. 10, 11 and 12 In
block 86, of Frccwatcr, togethor with
Irrlgutlon rights. Consideration, $300.
Japanese Sulwerllier.
Rill Aklynmn, the well known Jap
anese cook who Is now in Pocatello,
has subscribed for the East Oregon
Inn, to keep fosted on current events.
Chung Lee, the Chinese lnundrymnn
of Umatilla, Is also a regular sub
scriber and a number of Umatilla In
dlnns read the paper regularly.
Henry Holland shot and killed An
drew P. Anderson near Lost Cabin,
Wyo. Anderson Is said to have be
gun the shooting without any provo
cation worth mentioning.
PERSONAL MENTION
H. C. Willis, of the Echo News, Is
In town today.
A. H. Sunderman Is In the city from
his sheep range on Meadow creek.
Roy Leezer was here from Echo
yesterday and left for homo last night.
H. V. Stevens of Echo, came up yes
terday from that place for a short
visit here. -
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wall loft this
morning for Walla Walla for a day's
visit there.
B. E. Kennody, manager of tho Bu
kcr City Herald, came down yesterday
for a short visit.
Miss Mary Williams returned lost
evening from Athena, where she had
been upon a brief visit.
Miles Overholt, editor of the Free
water Times, wa In town Saturday
evening for a short time.
Will Peterson was In the city for
short time Saturday afternoon at
tending to business matters.
Mr. and Mrs. George Fiedler, of
Pilot Rock, came In lust night from
that place for a short visit here.
James Sturgls has been employed
as a clerk In the First National bank
and entered upon his duties today.
Harry Gibson and family, will leave
this evening for Cambridge, Idaho,
where Mr. Gibson has a homestead
claim.
Fred Hnrtman returned Saturday
evening from the Hartman farm near
WeBton, where he had been staying
for a week past. .
Misses Rosa and Julia McCarthy
returned from Portland this morning,
where they have been attending the
fair for several weeks.
Clyde C. Hunt of Ontario, Ore., Is
here today upon a business trip. He
is a son of G. W. Hunt, and Is Interest
ed In land near Nyssa, Malheur coun
ty. Frank Hayes has recovered from
his recent Illness and Is again upon
the streets. He was taken with a se
vere attack of appendicitis two weeks
ago.
Mrs. E. M. Churchill went to Wes
ton today In the Interest of Pendleton
Business college, and will return this
evening to Join Mr. .Churchill at Echo
tomorrow.
Mrs. E. A. Johnson and son, Ward
Johnson, of Walla Walla, and Mona
L, Johnson, of Dulce, N. M., nre In
town today and will leave this even
ing for Walla Walla.
Mrs. H. J. Markham, F. H. Mark
ham and Lawrence Johnson, of Chi
cago, came In last night from Pilot
Rock, where they have been visiting
for a short time past.
Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Collier of Fossil,
arrived here this morning from Port
land, where they have been visiting
the fair during the past week. After
a short stay here they will return to
Wheeler county.
Jnck McLaughlin, cashier of the O.
R. & N., has returned from Portland
and resumed his duties after two
weeks absence. Mrs. McLaughlin
will remain In Portland for a short
time before returning home.
Rev. M. V. Howard of the M. E.
church. South, will leave for Milton
this evening In the Interest of Colum
bia college, which is preparing for
one of the best years In Its history the
coming winter.
T. Walsh, assistant superintendent
of the O. R. & N. for the Washing
ton division, accompanied by Mrs.
Walsh, passed through the city this
morning from a visit to their old
home In La Grande, In Mr. Walsh's
special car, No. 04.
Dr. nnd Mrs. E. A. Mann, former
ly of Pendleton, now located at Con
don, passed through Saturday even
ing on their way to Bingham Springs,
where they will rest for a short time.
after which they will visit friends
here before their return to Gilliam
county.
Walter Maiklmm, manager of the
Pendleton Ice & Cold Storage compa
ny, and John B. Benson, manager of
the Columbia Produce company, who
spent Sunday at Ulnghnm, returned
on the delayed train this morning
after enjoying a pleasant outing at
the mountain resort.
MRS. KASPAR VAN DRAN DEAD.
Wife of Former Pendleton Mnn Pois
oned Accidentally.
The Oregon Sunday Journal gives
the following account of the death of
Mrs. Kn.spar Van Dran, which occur
red In Portland at 9:30 Saturday
night:
"Mrs. Kaspar Van Dran, wife of
Kaspur Van Dran, who was shot and
duugerously wounded by Joseph
Young a short time ago, died from ac
cidental poisoning at her home at 33
North Seventeenth street about 9:30
o'clock Inst night. Mrs. Van Dran
and her sister, Miss Montelth, return
ed from a walk and Mrs. Van Dran
wont Into the pantry nnd took a bottle
of ginger ale off tho Ice and emptied
It Into two glasses.
"She took one glass uud drank
about one-third of tt when she no
ticed that that tt had a peculiar tusrto
and smell. Thinking tnnt It might
contain some poisonous acid, she call
ed to her sister not to touch tho other
glass, then ran towards the kitchen
to get some water.
"She had taken only a few steps
when she fell and died five minutes
later. Miss Montelth had sufficient
presence of mind to summon Dr. Wll
llam Jones, but Mrs. Van Dran was
then past recovery. A message was
sent to Mr. Van Dran at his saloon at
430 Washington street, and when he
arrived at his home and learned of
the tragedy he swooned away.
"Coroner Flnley removed the body to
his undertaking rooms. Mr. Flnley
took what remained of the ginger ale,
emptied each glass Into separate bot
tles and will have It analyzed by Dr.
R. C. Yonne. Mr. Flnley, upon In
quiry, learned that tho ale had boen
taken to the house by Van Dran. He
usually brought home two or three
bottles every day.
"Ho did not know It the bottle that
carried death with it was one of a
case he bought yesterday morning, or
whether It had been In his saloon
some time. Mr. Flnley said the bot-
tlo, was either overcharged at the soda
works and a poisonous acbl produced,
or it might have been tampered with
after It loft the works."
Mac Montelth, the well known
liquor dealer of Pendleton, Is a broth
er of Mrs. Van Drnn and Immediately
left for Portland on receiving the
news of his sister's death. Matt Mon
telth, another brother In San Fran
cisco, also came up to Portland to at
tend the funeral.
"SHOW" INDIANS RETURNING.
UnuttllloH Who Went to Mlrhiguii Are
Pining for Tlielr Native I'niutlllu
Hills Again.
One by one the Umatilla Indians
who went to Grund Rapids, Mich.,
lust June to Join a. wild west show ure
returning to Umatilla as the home
sickness drives them back. The price
of a ticket Is perhaps the only barrier
that prevents the entire 18 from com
ing at once.
Yesterday August Alexander, a full
blood, who went with tho party, ar
rived homo from Grand Rapids, and
he says that most of the boys desire
to return. Tho management of the
show did not treat them right and for
the first month did not pay them their
wages, although they worked every
day.
Alexander tells Interesting stories
of the exciting game of "chyuse,"
which Is played by men on horseback,
on a track 300 yards In length. Each
rider carries a bucket full of potatoes
on a 12-foot polo, and the object of
the gamo Is to see who can reach the
goal with the most potatoes In his
bucket with every other rider trying
to knock his bucket off the pole.
The game was played at the lake
side, where a large summer resort
park was running and where the In
dians gave roping exhibitions, broncho
busting exhibitions and played "chy
use" all day long.
He thinks Michigan Is a poor place
for a Umatilla Indian and will not
venture so far away from the reserva
tion again unless ho has sufficient
money with which to return with at
any time. Wages are very low there
and the farmers are suspicious of In
dians and few of them could secure
work on the farms although they had
letters from various Umatilla reser
vation farmers to the effect that they
were responsible men and good work
ers. QUIET SUNDAY IN PENDLETON.
Just Outside of Pendleton the Quiet
uilo Was Less Oppressive,
Yesterday passed very quietly In
Pendleton, at least as far as the city
Itself was concerned. In compliance
with the orders of the district attor
ney, none of the saloons opened for
business, and as a result there was
a noticeable absence of groups of
loafers In front of the various Main
ctreet resorts. The cigar stores, ice
cream parlors and other small stores
were all open for business as ttsual,
tut the larger mercantile houses did
not keep open even during the fore
noon, as Is their usual custom on
Sundays. Just why this was done Is
not known, as it is said there was no
understanding to that effect among
the merchants.
Most of the excitement during the
day, especially in the afternoon and
evening, was In Klne's grove, where
the Eagles held their picnic. During
the day hundreds of people thronged
the grove, many going to see what
was going on. The various booths on
the ground and especially the one
where beer was sold, did a rushing
business, and consequently consider
able money was netted by the lodge.
The quantity of beer used during the
day was variously estimated at from
23 to 40 barrels, and the effect upon
those In attendance was in accord
ance. During the afternoon and eve
ning the pavilion was used for danc
ing purposes and was generally filled.
MISS COHEN APPOINTED.
Temiorarlly Fills the Position Vacated
by Charles Robinson.
In compliance with Instructions re
ceived from the department, Majo.' J.
J. McKoln has appointed Miss Cohen
as stenographer for the office at the
school, where the entire business of
the reservation Is being conducted.
The newly appointed clerk will tem
porarily do the work which devolve!
upon Clerk Robinson before the latter
was suspended a few weeks ago.
Although Inspector Valentino has
been gone for over a week, noth
ing has been received here coneernlis
the action that will be taken regard
ing affairs at the agency. Meanwhile
rumors and suppositions concerning
the probable outcome are rife. This
morning it was reported that Mr. Rob
inson had been permanently removed
from his position, but Inquiry at the
office at tho school failed to verify
the report.
MANY FARMERS HOLD.
They Are Reluctant to Sell Wheat nt
Oio Present Prices.
In spite of the fact that many far
mers were In town Saturday, compar
atively little whent chnnged hands,
most of the growers still refusing to
sell for 60 cents. However, some
wheat was purchased by all of the
buyers, tho largest quantity reported
being 136,000 bushels by A. L. Knight
for the Interior Warehouse company.
Much of this, according to Mr. Knight,
was bought of farmers from the sec
tion noth and west of hero, and who
havo so far sold but little of their
grain.
Study Grand RoiRle Irrigation.
Colonel R. C. Judson, Industrial
agent of the O. R. & N., and A. P.
Stover. Irrigation expert who has been
In the Echo district for the past four
months, left here for La, Grande yes
terday morning to study Irrigation In
the foothill district of Grand Ronde
vnlley. Colonel Judson Is very anx
ious that Mr. Stover secure data on
all phases of irrigation in Eastern
Oregon before returning to Washing
ton to report to the agricultural de
partment. Walter Ferral, a prominent lawyer,
suicided With carbolic acid at Red
ding, Cal., under the Influence of despondency.
A Solemn Dufy.
A solemn duty which we owe society, our children and our
selves is that nothing which can be done to assist nature
at that lime when our wives are to become mothers
should foe left undone. Of all the countless details to be
observed at such a time, no single one is of more
importance than the bodily wellare of the expectant
mother ; she must not experience undue suffering
through any lack of effort on our part.
MOTHER'S FRIEND
should lie the recourse of all real nu n and women at such times j it is
easily obtainable, and it is a positive crime not to procure it. Its offices
are to re! ix the muscles and tissues intimately associated in this greatest
of the Creator's phenomena, and by simple external applications a result
is obtaired which at the appointedtimc, permit the moUicr to undergo her
greatest joy with fortitude, and'bring into the world a child worthy of its I
parents. 5 i.oo, all druggists. Our I took " Motherhood " sent free.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta, Ga.
HAND DRILLING RECORDS.'
Ilriidshntv, of Tonopali, Holds the
American Championship.
Hand drilling contests are of Inter
est In so far as they show skill In us
ing tools, and prove to some etent the
physical strength bf the one who
wields the hammer, the Mining
World reminds us. Of course, a de
fect In eyesight may quickly Incapaci
tate a contestant, while a temporary
aberration of mind would result dis
astrously. Nervous men stand little
show In this field of Bport for gain.
To the brawny arm a drill contest is
an excellent lubricant, and to the big
chested miner It Is a tome. In de
ciding who shall wear the ribbon of
victory, . however. It Is essential to
consider first, tho character of the
rock to be drilled, and then the period
of time In which a certai l depth has
been reached. Recently single and
double-handed drilling contests were
held In four states, the time allowed
being 15 minutes. The records were:
Single-handed contest W. Brad
shaw at Tonopah. Nev.. 25 1-8 Inches;
F. Yokey at Boulder. Col., 24 Inches;
J. Mingerottt at Eureka. Utah, 20 3-8
Inches; O. Dahlln at Prescott. Ariz.,
15 1-2 Inches. Double-handed con
test W. Bradshaw and W. R. Ross at
Tonopah, 40 5-8 Inches: E. Lewis and
J. Mlngerottl at Eureka, 37 1-2 in
ches; Collins and Dopp at Boulder,
33 7-8 Inches: G. Dahlln and A. Ny
berg at Prescott. 30.7 Inches. Evident
ly the new mining district of Nevada
holds the banner, while Utah comes
second, and Colorado and Arizona fol
low. All participants have done good
work and are worthy of special men
tion in this branch of mining athlet
ics. Railroad Laborers Scarce.
Ben Dill, of the firm of Dill Eros.,
returned yesterday from a trip to Rl
parla where the firm Is supplying
meat for the contractors engaged In
the construction of the railroad from
Rlparla to Lewlston. Mr. Dlil states
the contractors now have a large
amount of equipment and horses at
Rlparla but on account of the scarci
ty of labor It Is Impossible to carry on
the work except In a small way. About
50 men are working and new men are
arriving dally but on account of the
extreme heat and the better wages
being paid In the harvest fields, the
men only remain In the camp a few
days and then go to the surrounding
farming country. Mr. Dill states the
contractors believe by September 1,
the labor will be more plentiful .and
the camps can then be opened at num
erous points along the line, i
Mr. Dill states the low stage of wa
ter will handicap the railroad con
struction unless the steamer Mountain
Gem Is able to navigate the stream
during the entire season. The distrib
ution of supplies and equipment for
the contractors must necessarily be
done by the water route, and utiles
a boat service Is maintained the con
struction work would necessarily be
delayed. Lewlston Tribune.
Remodeling Has Begun.
This morning work was commenced
upon the remodeling of the court
house, and as a result the building Is
in considerable confusion and will be
for several weeks. Tho main stair
way from the first to the second fl lors
Is being torn out, the circuit court
room cut In two, a new roof placed
on the building, and the cupolas on
the roof are to be torn away. The
work Is being done under the direction
of Architect C. E. Troutmnn.
Miners Overcome hy Smoke.
Six miners at the Morning mine
were overcome by smoke which was
blown Into the workings from a for
est fire burning at the mouth of one
of the tunnels. The men were carried
frjm the mine In an unconscious con
dition, but they were revived upon
reaching the surface It Is believed
all will recover. The forest fire burn
ed Its way up the mountain tilde and
destroyed a number of buildings at the
mouth of tho tunnel. Boise States
man, (Mullan cor.)
City Attorney Taggart. of Aber
deen, has undertaken the collection
of delinquent street assessments
amounting to about 125.000. The as
sessments run back 12 and 15 years
and nre nn aftermath of the hard
times of 1893. and since then largely
of wilful neglect following the belief
that no city attorney would ever have
the nerve to undertake the collec
tions. The city Is liable to the con
tractors who built the streets, for the
entire amount, nnd Is subject to suit
nnd levy on Its resources If it does
not collect from the property owners.
We Are Headquarters
FOR KODAKS AND CAMERAS. DRY
PLATES, FILMS, PHOTOGRAPHIC
PAPER AND CHEMICALS.
Brock & McComas Company
DRUGGISTS
SEIZED THE INFECTED FRUIT.
Walla Walla Inspector Found 1000
Pounds) on Kale in tlie City.
Following up a warning sent out a
few weeks ago that all Infected fruit
would be confiscated, County Fruit
Inspector Will Rltz this morning
made the rounds of grocery and fruit
stores and condemned over 1000
pounds of fruit affected with San Jose
scale, says the Walla Walla States
man. The fruit seized consisted
mostly of apples, pears and crab ap
ples. "In only a few instances did mer
chants make any protest against my
action in confiscating the fruit found
affected with San Jose scale and even
these when fully Informed of the
necessity of destroying the stock took
the matter In good part." Mr. Rita
said this afternoon: "The fruit seiz
ed will be burned together with the
boxes It Is packed In. The law re
garding affected fruit must be obey
ed to the letter and I believe that
hereafter merchants will scrutinize
fruit offered for sale pretty close be
fore buying It."
Timber Fires In Union.
Heavy timber fires have been rag
ing on the head of Little creek, la
the High Valley section, this week,
and four sawmills have been In more
or less danger therefrom. The fire
started from a homesteader's claim,
where fire was set out to make a
clearing and got beyond control. Mill
and timber men have been fighting
fire this week, but It Is a hard propo
sition. Fire Is reported also on Little
Catherine creek. Union Republican.
Dartmouth fnlvcr.lty.
In a copy of the Portland Gazette
rOoiisherl in 1R17 there Is nn allusion to
"Dartmouth university." Dartmouth
college was founded by a charter grant
ed before ths Revolution, and tlie stufe
of New Hampshire sought to take
away the charter rights and use tho
property as a part of tho new uni
versity, which was chartered by the
legislature. The point was raised that
the legislature had no right to do this,
and It was so decided , by the . United
State 8tipr-uie court after a memo
rable exposition of the case by Daniel
Webster. The Gazette pokes fun at
the university, which. It states, "has
one student," who "may serve as a
nest egg."
A Blno-olnr Betrothal.
The way the Sinhalese and Tartar
tribes have of popping the question
is singular. The umi sends and pur
chases th lady's wearing apparel. Of
course if she does not like the gentle
man she need not part with the con
tents of her wardrobe, but If he Is the
favored one she readily does so, know
ing that when the evening comes they
will be returned to her by the suitor
in person. He spends tlie night be
neath th same roof with her, and the
next day, after a certain amount of
feasting Is gone through, the couple'a
thumbs are tied together, and thence
forward they nre man and wife.
Chlaeae Deities.
The Chlnniuttn has a deity who opens
the oye. of his worshipers In the morn
ing au.1 another who closes them at
night. He has gods of rising, standing,
walking, running, crawling, swim
ming; gods of spitting, chewing, swal
lowing, sneezing, coughing, choking.
There nre gods who preside at the
birth of a Chinese hnfoy and gods who
honor the occasion when a Chinaman
dies, or, In his own Idiom, "sticks up
his pigtail."
The Hat The? Hlaa.
"Dora's a lot ob you Que women
folks," said an old negro preacher at
Excelsior Springs one Sunday, "dat
comes to chu'eh nn' see9 every hat In
de eongregashun every hot but one,
and dat one de Lobd passes right un
dah yob nose to' help In his cause an'
to sabe yoh black souls." Kansas City
Journal.
A Doi'i Life.
"I pity the poor sailor," said the sen
timental boarder. "Hl9 Is a dog's life.'
"Yes," rejoined the cheerful Idiot "ha
goes from one bark to another, as It
were.1 Columbus Dispatch.
Qualified.
"Has your music teacher a dellcata
tonch?"
"Exquisite $10 a lesson." New York
Times.