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'db Enjoy Bowling to Get the Benefit
la aa exercise that bring (Mo play atT the muscles,
the system and la raooaaaended by pfaatdaas
i athletloa everywhere.
billiard hall Id connection.
"Get in the Game
Urri mi lid for prlrate parties If spoken far In advance.
Brunswick Bowling Alley
WADE SILER, Prop.
Getting Wise
to Woman's
Wyar
The Hardworking Domestic
Partner Always Has Some
thing New to Spring
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Mia Son," as Otorvt Uontm Lorimtr.
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T. C. TAYLOR
HARDWARE MAN." 7-11 MAIN STREET.
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Ping to Move
JJr February 1 we wlU be found In the
J" room of the Keun building, oorner of
Cottonwood streets, with a complete
01 and fancy groceries.. Special
mniWm W he giTen on groceries until we
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I'm still learning bow to treat an old
wife, and so I can't give you many
pointers about a young one, for. while
I've been married as long as I've been
in business and while I know all the
curves of the great American hog.
your ma's likely to spring a new eue
on nie tomorrow. No man really knows
anything about women except a wld
ower, and be forgets It when he gets
ready to marry again. And no woman
really knows snytbing about men ex
cept a wtilow, and she's got to forget
It before site's willing to marry again.
The one tblng you can know is that as
a genera', proposition a woman Is a lit
tie better than tbe man for whom abe
cares, for when a woman's bad there's
always a man at tbe bottom of It, and
when a mans good there s always a
woman at the bottom of that too.
The fact of the matter Is, that while
marriages may be msde In heaven.
lot of them are lived In bell and end In
South Dakota. But when a man has
picked out a good woman ba holds
four hearts, and he needn't be afraid to
draw cards If he's got good nerve. If
be hasn't, he's got no business to be
sitting In games of chance. The bast
woman in tbe world will begin trying
out a man before she's been married
to him twenty-four hours, and unless
he eon smile over the top of a four
flush and raise the ante she's going to
rake in the breeobes and keep them.
Tbe great thing is to begin right
Marriage is a close corporation, and
unless a fellow gets the controlling
interest at the start be can't pick It up
later. Tbe partner who owns 51 per
cent of tbe stock In any business Is
the boss, even if the other Is allowed
to call blinself president. There's only
two Jobs for a man in bis own boose-
one's boss and tbe other's office boy
and a fellow naturally falls into the
one for which he's fitted.
Of course when I speak of a fellow's
being boss in his own home I simply
mean that, in a broud way, he's going
to shape the policy of the concern.
When a man goes stMiing his nose In
to the running of the bouse he's apt to
get it tweaked, and while he's busy
drawing it back out of danger he'a go
ing to get his leg palled too. You let
your wife tend to the housekeeping,
and you focus on earning money with
which she can keep house. Of course
In one way it's mighty nice of a man
to help around the place, but It's been
my experience that the fellows who
tend to all the small Jobs at home never
get anything else to tend ta at the
office. In the end it's usually cheaper
to give all your attention to yeur busi
ness and to hire a pliunber.
l'ou don't want to get It Into your
head, though, that because yeur wife
hasn't any office hours she has a soft
thing. A lot of men go" around sticking
out their chests and wondering why
their wires have so much trouble -with
the help when they are able to handle
their clerks so easily. If you really
want to know, yoa lift two of your men
out of their revolving chairs and bang
one over a forty horsepower cook stove
that's booming along under forced
draft co thut your dinner won't be
late, with a turkey that's gobbling for
basting In one oven and a cuke that's
gone back on you In a low, underhand
way In another and sixteen different
things boiling over on top and mixing
up their smells, and you set lbe other
at a twelve honr stunt of making all
the beds you've mussed and washing
all the dishes you've uwl and cleaning
all the dust you've kicked up, and yen
boss the whole while ,the baby yells
with colic over your arm you Just try
this with two of your men and see
bow long It Is before there's rongb
bouse on the Wabash. Yet a lot of
fellows come home after their wives
have bad a day of this and blow
around about bow tired and over
worked they are and wonder why
home Isn't happier. Don't you ever
forget that It's a blamed sight easier
to keep cool In front of an electric fan
than a cook stove and that you can't
subject the best temper In the world
to GOO degrees V. without warming It
up a bit. Apd don't you add to your
wife's troubles by saying bow much
better you could do It, but stand pat
and thank the Lord you've got anap.
business along the nauarrut "they soon
fade away for lack of nourlabment.
First and last every fellow gets a lot
of unjust treatment in this world, but
when he's aa old s I am and comes to
balance bis books with life and to
credit himself with the mean things
which weren't true that have been
said about bim and to debit blmael!
with the mean things which were trot
that people didn't get on to or over
looked be'U find that he's bad a to!
erably square deal. This world bat
some pretty rotten spots on its akin,
but It's sound at the core. From "Oia
Gorgon Grabam: More letters From
a Self Made Merchant to His Bon," DJ
George Horace Iorlmor.
TO PROTECT CITIES
SENATOR riEIUK'K BILL,
FOn RELIEF MEASVKES.
Enables Cities to Appropriate Any
Private Property Needed to Prevent
Water From Overflowing; a Stream
Is a Purely Protective Measure
for Cities Emergency Declared to
Exist, and Law WlU Go Into Effect
at Once.
Monkeying With
the Truth
TelHag It on the Installment Plaa
h Safe For a. Very
Short Tims
'Old Oortos Grata : Mora
hetttrt From a Orlf Made Merchant M
Hit Son," H Groroe Horn Lorimer.
Bt ptnsiMtos at PoxtMay, Pag 4
Co., Pnollakrra.
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WE WANT YOC
to listen to lumber quotations.
They are well worth consider
ing when you are about to
build. Builders and contractors
wlU find that they get a better
grade of lumber at a lower es
timate at this yard than they
can find at any other dealers'
In Pendleton.
PcDSetcn Planing MDIs
FcltitTcrttcr.Proa.
iBLATOTCQ Write ths Eaft Ore-
Getting a. Square Dea.1
ftstlnt Sptt. th WoiiJ, M Its Cera
la Sottas'
4 fcB tcoIt &Iwvfl kept to itock.
It's pretty hard to know bow to
treat a He when It's about yourself.
You can't go cot of your way to deny
It, because that puts you on the defen
sive, and sending the truth after a lit
that's got a running start la Ilka trying
to round up a stampeded herd of steers
while tbe scare Is oa them. Lies are
great travelers and welcome visitors
In a good many homesv and no ques
tions asked. Truth travels slowly, has
to prove Its Identity, and then a lot of
people hesitate to turn out an agreeable
stranger to make room for It
About the only way I know to kill a
He Is to live the truth. When your
credit is doubted don't bother to deny
the rumors, but discount yonr bills.
When you are attacked unjustly avoid
the appearance of being too good-that
Is. lietter than usual. A asa can't be
too good, but be can appear too good.
Kurmuw and eunpidon feed on the un
usual an dwhen a maa goea about bis
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5CHANER
Your first report looks so good that
I'm a little afraid of it Figures don't
lie, I know, but that's only because
they can't talk. As a matter of fact,
they're Just as truthful as the man
who's behind them.
It's been my experience that there
are two kinds of figures educated and
uneducated ones and that tbe first are
a good deal like the people who have
had the advantage of a college educa
tion on the Inside and the disadvantage
of a society finish on tbe outside
they're apt to tell yon only tbe smooth
and the pleasant things. Of course If s
mighty nice to be told tbat tbe shine
of your shirt front Is blinding the floor
manager's best girl, but If there'a a
hole In the seat of yenr pants you
ought ta know that too. because sooner
or later you've got to tnrn your back
to the audience.
Now, don't go off balf cocked and
think Tm allowing that yon ain't truth
ful, because I think you are reason
ably so, and I'm sure that everything
yon say In your report Is true. But Is
there anything you dou't say In it?
A good many men are truthful en the
Installment plan that is, they tell theii
boss all tbe good things hi sight about
their end of tbe business and then
dribble out the had ones like a fellow
whe's giving you a list of his debts.
They'll yell for a week that the busi
ness of their department has Increased
10 per cent and then own up In a whis
per that their selling cost has Increased
2a In tbe end thnt always creates a
worse impression than If both sides of
the story bad been told at once or the
bad had been told first. It's like buy
ing a barrel of apples that's been dea
conedafter yon've found that the
deeper you go the meaner end worm
ier the fruit, yon forget all about tbe
layer of bit;, rosy, wax finished pippins
which was on top.
I never worry ubont ifhe side -of a
proposition thut I can see. What
want to gt a look at Is the side that's
out 'Of sight. ' The bugs always snug
gle .down on the underside of the
stoue.
The best -year we ever had. In our
-minds, was one -when the superintend
ent ef the packing bonse -wanted an In
crease In his salary, and. to make
big showing, -swelled up his Inventory
like a poisoned pup. It look us three
months to wake up to .what bad hap
pened and a year to get over feeling as
If there was sand In our eyes when
we -compared tbe second -ehowlng -with
tbe first. An optimist In as bad as a
drunkard when he comes to figure up
results in business; be sees double. I
employ optimists to get results and
pessimists to fignre them np.
After I've charged off In my Inven
tory for wear and tear and deprecia
tion I deduct a little more just for luck
bad luck. That's the only sort of
luck a merchant can afford to make a
part of bis calculations.
The fellow who as id you rant make
a silk purse out of a sow's ar wasn't
on to the parking business. Tou can
make the purse, and you can fill it ton,
from the same critter. What you can't
do Is to load up a report with moon
shine or an inventory with wind and
get anything more substantial than a
moonlight sail toward bankruptcy.
The kittens of a wildcat are wDdcata,
and there's no use counting on their
being Angora.
The following bill, designed to give
cities protection aganst freshets, over
flowing waters and floods, has been
Introduced by Senator Pierce of this
county.
It empowers cities to condemn any
property needed to protect the public
from high water and Is a much need
ed law in Oregon:
A bill for an act to amend section
6108 of the codes and statutes of Ore
gnu, as compiled by Hon. Charles B.
BeUlnger and William W. Cotten, on
the subbed of appropriation of land
fo.- r r i fete purposes.
Be It ei --acted by the legislative as
sembly of the state of Oregon; also,
be it enacted by the people of the
state of Oregon:
Section 1. That section B108 of the
codes and stntutes. as complied and
annotated by Charles B. Bellinger
and William W. Cotton, be amended
to read as follows:
Sec. 5108. Any Incorporated city
or town of this state shall have the
right to appropriate any private real
DroDertv. water, water courses, and
water and riparian rights, to any pub
lic or municipal use or uses, or for
the general benefit of the people of
M n tfin-n nr In nrotent Raid
city or town from overflow by fresh- j
ets, and any such property or rights
may be entered upon, surveyed, exam-'
Ined, and selected for the purpose or
constructing any ditch; dike, canal,
flume or reservoir, or laying or con
structing any pipe or aqueduct, in
the mode prescribed by this chapter
and the statutes of this state for the
appropriation of land for corporate
purposes', and such appropriations
may extend beyond the corporate lim
its of said city or town, to or along
and Including any adjacent or neigh
boring lake, spring or stream; and af
ter the selection of such rjghts and
property In such manner as the coun
cil may provide, the city or town
seeking to make such appropriation
may proceed In the manner prescribed
In this act to have such property ap
propriated and the compensation
therefor determined and paid, and
not otherwise; except that the com
pensation In the case of such city or
town Is to be puld by a deposit in
court of iar. order duly drawn upon
tlie treasurer thereof for the amount
of such compensation:
Provided, however, that In all cit
ies continuing less than 16,000 Inhnb
Hnnts. no action for the appropriation
of -prrvjite property or for the pay
ment therefor, as utloued by this act.
Mum be taken by the council of such
city or town, except a majority of th
tnxpuyers of snld city or town, voting
at un election to be culled nnd held
for that purpose, have voted In favor
of said action, but said provlf.o shall
not apply to cases where private
property Is sought to be obtained for
the purpose of protecting such city
or town from overflow by freshets,
but In such cases the common coun-
ell shall have the power to Institute .
action for the appropriation of prl- j
vate property for such purpose nnd
to provide for the payment thereefor
Inasmuch as the public health is
endangered by reason of the inade
quacy of the present lows to provide
for the protection of cities and towns
from ovreflow by freshets an emer
gency is hereby declared to exist
therefore this act Bhall be in full force
and effect forthwith upon Its ap
proval by the governor.
RESTORED TO HEALTH BY VI-
NOL AFTER EVERYTHING1
ELSE HAD FAILED.
Mrs. Schaner'a Iftter Published by
Request of rhe Brock A McComaa
Co.
Mrs. Schaner writes: "Our bahr
had been 111 for months, was frail,
sickly, and could not digest Its food,
and 1 want you to accept my slnoara
thanks for recommending Vlnol. The
effect was all we could hope far.
After the first dose our baby com
menced to retain Its food, and si not
taking Vlnol has gained 20 pounda.
We consider this a remarkable rec
ord." In talking to a reporter, Mr. Brock.
of the Brock A McComas Co., assur
ed him that this is only one of many
cases that have come to hie attentioa
where Vlnol has restored health aa
strength to children after everything;
else has failed, and in many cases
actually saved lives.
"You know." continued Mr. Brock.
"Vlnol Is not a patent medicine, bat
a cod liver oil medicine which con
tains all the curative strength creat
ing elements of cod liver oil, baft
without a drop of oil. It Is dellrlowa
BABY 07 MRS. P. SCHANER.
to take, and will make pure, rich, ret
blood, sound flesh and muscle tissue
and create health and strength more
surely and quickly than anything we
have ever sold in our store.
"In the strongest manner we un
hesitatingly Indorse and guarantee
Vlnol to Increase the appetite, cure
stomach troubles, give strength and
renewed vitality to wenk, puny child
ren and the aged, build up the run
down, tired and debilitated, make
the weuk strong, cure chronic cougha
and solds, or return, every dollar pal
for It.
"I Just wish every mother in Pen
dleton who has a sick, puny, or ailing
child, every old person nnd every
run-down and debilitated person
would try Vlnol on our guarantee ta
give them back every cent they pay
us for Vlnol If It does not give entire
satisfaction." llrock A McComas,
druggists.
Bow Some Husbands Wind Up.
There are a lot of womea In this
world who tblnk tbat there's only one
side to tbe married relation, and tbaf s
their side. When one of them marries,
she starts right out to train her bus-
band Into kind old Carlo, who'll go
downtown for her every morning and
come borne every night, fetching a
snug Utile basketful of money In bis
mouth and wagging bis tail as he lay
It at her feat. Then It's a pat on the
bead ana "Nice doggie!" And he's
taught to stand around evenings, re
trieving her gloves and handkerchief
and snapping up with a pleased lick-
tng of bis chops any little word that
she may throw to him. But you let
nim start in to have a little fun
scratching and stretching himself or
pswing ner, and It's "Charge, Carlo!"
and "Bad doggier'
Of course no man ever believes when
be marries that be'a going to wind up
as kind Carlo, who droops bis bead so
that the children can pull bis ears and
who sticks np bis paw so aa to make
It easier for bis wife to pull bis leg.
But If s simpler than you think. From
"Old Gorgon Graham; Mora Letters
From a Self Made Merchant to HI
Bon," by George Horses LoHmer.
The county court has appropriated
tlOOS to be expended In setting forth
the advantages and resources of Wal
lowa county at the Lewis and Clark
centennial Joseph Herald.
ISO MORE VAI'DEVFIjIjE.
Judge Ilogne of Portland, Enforces an
Old Iw.
Vaudeville entertanment In saloons
will cease In Portland, siys the Ore
gon Dally Journal.
The song-and-dance artist and the
funny man and the prima donna who
perform In theaters where drinks are
sold are vagrants, and have no lawful
occupation, according to Judge Hogue
of the municipal court, and muat
seek other means of livelihood.
Women must not visit saloons,
either In the capacity of performers
or visitors, according to the ruling of
the Judge. An order to that effect
was Issued by the court this morning,
and the police were Instructed to put
it Into effect at once.
If the ruling Is observed, It will
close the big concert halls of the north
end, and, Indeed, all vaudeville shows
given in places where drinks are sold.
The rulings were the result of the
discovery of a section of a city ordi
nance positively prohibiting vaudeville
performances In saloons. No effort
has ever been made to enforce the
ordinance, but it will be rigidly en
forced In the future, according to
Judge Hogue.
Inaugural Ball at Olynipia.
Olympla, Wash., Jan. U. The In
augural ball Incident to the Induction
into office of Governor Mead takes
place tonight and promises to be an
event of unusual brilliance. Many vis
itors are here from Seattle, Spokane
and other points throughout the state.
' Cecil Rhodes Museum.
Cape Town, Jan. IS. The authori
ties have decided to put the cottage In
which Cecil Rhodes died In a state of
repair suitable for the reception of
visitors and to keep It permanently
open. It will be furnished with
Rhodes souvenirs.
The total area of the British Em
pire Is times that of England. Ire
land, Scotland and Wale.
WHERE'S THE GAME? t J
Not hard to find if you esme here
when you are hunting for the best
place In the city to buy coal and wood.
Highest grade soal and best sound
wood. Prompt delivery. Large and
small orders solicited.
Let as keep yoa warm.
Henry Kopittke
DUTCH HENRY.
Office Pendleton Ic A Cold Storage
Co., 'Phen 1711.
Osteopathy.
CONSTIPATION AND ITS CURE.
The causes of constipation are Im
proper diet, lack of exercise, perni
cious drugs and pressure of bones,
muscle or ligaments on the' nerves
to the digestive tract.
The treatment In the first three In
stances Is evident. Correct the ha? Its.
Just as evident is It In the last. Re
move the pressure from the nervea.
This Is accomplished by the Osteopath
through the replacement of slightly
displaced vertebrae, ribs, or pelvis
bones; by relaxing contracture
muscles and stretching thickened lig
aments. Tbe nerves are then free to
carry the normal nerve forc to the
Intestine. The glands resume their
secretion for the digestion and mois
tening of the food; and Intestinal
motion la regained, propelling the
content onward. Thla la a natural
stats and consequently a permanent
state. If your body was once right It
will now be right again. Nature's
way Is the only way. Osteopathy's
success In curing this trouble certain
ly makes modest any claims it may
advance.
What Is here said of constipation
Is applicable to all digestlvs disturb
ances. The causes are similar and
the treatment Is always remove the
cause. .
Drs. Holslngton, Pendleton, are
graduates under Dr. Still, the founder
of Osteopathy. They welcome questioning.