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TWELVE PACKS. DAILY EAST OUE ROMAN, PENDLETON, OUEGON, SATUltDAY, SEPTRMnEIt 17, 1001. PAOE FIVE. THE SNIPE'S DRUMMING. ,.,,,!. Tl.enrj n. to IImt 1i.e .ii-miited whether the snipes " mine curious noise, suggestive mln!L , .hnhlue machine-is no " i.!rrt wUl Its win, or by BJ f0" l,r both wines nnd tnll. If, (all or . incline mo WrTo I'clleve thnt the tnll plays. J rite the more Important part, it "J'0, ' ,rL. the bird flies !,Br'Dt l elcht round nn.l ronml In 'rl ., mC circle. At Intervals L JSf a sudden nml rapid descent. WswInespnrtlrflexcHlnndhls fead to It. full extent The out '!!Sl feather on either side points 'Cnl at a crcatcr anple than those Si I that when the bird Is SKS throuch a pood field plnw day " i between It and the next. Suramins wmid I" 1 tI,e rush of iHStot r minted feather. The ta" feathers seem so puny thnt f, at first dimciilt to believe thnt Lr can proJuce so proat a result. But Kuterone he takcn-lt Is slightly Mbaltcr fhiilHHl. with the outer web Zh reduced nnd swunp rnpldly Zoxrh tV "!r tl,e '"utnmlnp noise Tr b" .lis.nctly heard, thouph it In, but a very faint echo of the Ll tliroblmiP hum that startles one rtoii Jt HiWcnly descends from nn fthe'Cil Iiei-rlit and the small bird Is iW'Hi nl"ri' thnn n speck to ,h. natc.1 err. i ircllnp round in wild nml ni'W nnd then swoopln heaUionp downward and thrilling the? glr wi:h t s we.r,i music i-unuuu su ture THE LITERARY DETECTIVE. In One Thnl Add plee to Ills nrndllic There Is a certain type of literary mm wlm seems content to take little part In the stnipcle of letters beyond keeping an eye on his contemporaries and pouncinp down on mem every now and then to accuse them of having riren a meaning to such nnd such n iron! which that word should not pos ies. It Is strange that the number of tine literary detectives Is not larger, lor there are few more fascinating oc j ttpatlons than this, It lends a spice to one's reading. The dullest nook be- I tcc as rendnble ns the most deftly Tftttn novel, Certain words have tak- 1 a to themselves meanings in the 1 tBEK of time which they have no I ijit to possess. "Phenomenon is n wi hardened offender. To use this ' ni as meaning something "strange' fatnd of something "thnt appears tails visible" is to Insure arrest at the badi of the detective. Lately the wrd "temper" has been exposed TbOTfh long Impunity it has come to bp!i bad temper, wherens. If It had fcj rights. It should mean just the re lent Vie strongly advise every one too desires a never falling source of soasement to read the next novel he Uses up with the eye of the detective, farting with the easier words, like I "Thenomenon." the novice may go on ham strength to strength until before lies nothing can escape him. The ex I Rise, moreover, Is not only a pleasure, I nt a duty - London Globe. O'Cunnrll'K Wonderful Oratory. Daniel O'Connell, the Irish orator, ppoke In Covcnt Garden, Iximlnn. many yenrs ago, and .lohn Coleman, an old English actor, pictured him as follows: "The audience hung spellbound on the words of the great orator. Ills reso nnnt and magnificent voice, flavored with Its rich Hibernian accent, held both soul and sense captive. As for me, my Celtic blood took fire, my heart throbbed with passionate Indignation or melted into tears aR he dwelt upon the wrongs of my beloved country. Never, surely, was such a born orator! Stern men cried one moment and laughed the next. Strange to say. they never laughed In the wrong place, though once at least he afforded them n unique opportunity. As he approach etl the end of his oration, carried away by ids theme, ho took his wig off (n brown 'Jazey'), put It In his hat and mopped his beautiful bald brow with a great dinning crimson bandanna. The action appeared so natural nnd appro priate that no one seemed to think It absurd or even Incongruous." lAAUiliiiiiiiitiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiAiiiAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jTYYVyTMyyvVYYYYYYYVYyTyYYTTYYYYYYyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYI Illi llnnl llmiinn Hnr n Deformity. "While the ears of animals," said a naturalist, "are erect nnd comely,- the human ear Is crumpled, crushed and flattened. It is man's Intelligence that Is responsible for this deformity of his ear. Man's brain, you see, has made his head top heavy. An animal's neck alone furnishes enough support In sleep, but man's neck Is too weak to sustal.i his brain weighed skull, which in consequence must be laid, with the car underneath, upon a pillow. Man, I have no doubt, had an erect, smooth, shapely ear In the beginning, but his head, with Its developing brain, out grew his neck's power to support It. Thence came the headrest or pillow with Its consequent crushing and i.minmllflf ,f flu. ,mf nml flintwi.. 1,1, tw. the ear of today a deformity which. being universal, Is not deemed a de formity nt all." whr Windmill Darned Dom, Of the production of tire bv the fric tion of wood ngalnst wood windmills f the old construction gnve on n large ale some disastrous examples. When the force of the wind iucrensed the miller was obliged to bring each of the I nus in succession to the ground in or w w unclothe It, but wheu BUdden squalls came on this was impraetlcn- ana we tn'll In extreme cases ran I away -that Is, could not he Ktnnn..,!. I T' , . i 1.1 ermine was now done to Increase ttie crip of the wooden brake round the srai wneei ou tlic driving BUttft nnd wter naa poured copiously over them, Dt in spite of all this Humes would wmetlmes burst out from the Intense w,un ,Da tlle ,, ,)e ,,robab, burned down ns the result. The beau mul machinery nf i .i Ittlll, by Rhicb the miller controls the action of ibo niii. r .i... . thni.,ii,, "lienor oi w B& lm." rrtUMd tl,Is dnQ8er .luira unu yuerii's. Meim,rr, mere are 100 ,!ht,... . ... tt7"."- we cannot alto- cn00J which we will nossess. rm. oV7 r hen r the l'rn anvtmnr, . ,"1 "vtM' ? to read ; "J:,"n ue8t plnn h'thout . cr , r " iay " nteneo ,a 'u lue next a upoo nn,- v, "'-r .'r,""nce.r "wnetnlxr V 1 " lenrnea ana Uwlcf., r ,rCndln8 tl,roUSu " AfTJ ."",' read,nK two 1'.Lbeorr(1,,;d eone over at away i'ression will fade did apat"' i widi; : . w .me rroni? nigh. oowan,i lZ.ot '"KlilsrfJers nt Luck- 'ocked T. Ule PPle of Knglnnd lth, "lu ,or "owe way to show "-a T that HPalB were adop. i , r at,PtIon. so they cn e cna "ve been commonlv UlrU Dre- T'""e s" t!ablunt r "" 860 you at the my r J "n" night, dear. - iu uc nine to go 1 ,n"aUon. v.. , Know Public D3,Kremited.-St. LouU do -Atchl. r.,".' h ',aia- tO Jot"that u,n to ki :wwla 1,16 eradle has lor woman-e rights. A Silver Library. There Is In the royal library of Ko nigsbcrg a silver library consisting of a collection of twenty books, mostly theological, bound In pure silver and having a rich, symbolical ornamenta tion partly In gold. The library has been In possession of this treasure since 1011, These books were mnde by order of Albert, the lirst duke of Prus sia, in the latter half of the sixteenth century. It Is supposed thnt they were mnde at Nuremberg, where Albert wns stationed for three years. Through the efforts of Ostander and afterward Lu ther, Duke Albert became a friend of the reformation. Copies of the silver library nrc made accessible to students by taking hellogrnphlc copies of the snmc. A !nlnter fletnrt. Shortly after Franz Lenbnch had painted the portrait of Ktirperor helm I. n privy councilor called on him to express the emperor's satisfaction. There was only one criticism to make would the professor be so kind as to paint more distinctly the buttons on the uniform, which were only Indicated vngueiy? Lcuhach looked nt him a moment over his glasses and said: "Look here. Mr. Councilor, I paint heads, not buttons (Ich mal' nur koepfe, nber kelne knoepfe!) Tell his majesty thnt!" The emperor, when this an swer was brought to him, laughed heartily. Ti-HTellnr Wlinle. The whales that swim about the is lands which lie off the coast of Norway nnd Finland in March and April travel Immense distances. In May they turn up nt the Azores or even nt the Bermu das nnd sometimes pay a visit to the Antilles. They swim fust, for In June they are back off Norway. Some of those whales have been known to bring bnck evidences of where they havo been, for harpoons of the peculiar kind used off the coast of South America hnve been found stuck In them. An OntraKP, When Major General Sir John McNeill, V. C, was badly wounded at Essaiuan, In the Ashnnti war, he emerged from the bush exclaiming, In angry nnd Indignant tones, as if some one had deeply lusuitetl him, "An Infernal scoundrel out there has shot me through the arm!" A Truce. The counsel for the plaintiff had been bullying the witness for nn hour, when he finally asked, "Is it true that there are traces of insanity In your family'" 'Very likely," answered the witness. "My grandfather, who was studying for the ministry, gave It up to become a lawyer." Do Their Ovru Sweet Will. Visitor I seo you haVe water bugs In the house. What do you do for themV Hostess GoodnesH me! I don't have to do anything for them. They are per fectly competent to do for themselves. They own the whole house and every thing In It. Uostou Transcript. 3E st - It 4k. O 4 4 k. 4k. 4t 4 k. JC 4 k. MOVED! MOVED! SULLIVAN ,M HOX1) HAVK MOVKD TO THKIU NUW 1U)MH IN TIIH AIATLOCK ,V llUOWNI'IKIil) iu'ilding. wi: mavi: iu:i:n woukin; n.vun i'Npacking coons in orit xnv sitnti: roit thh past TWO WKHKS. AMI VK Ml'ST SAY IT IS ON'K OF TIIH UltHJUTlCST, HHST SKMCITKI) STOCKS OF MF.Vs WKAH1NG APP.MtKL KVKK SHOWN IN PKNDLFTON. VH DON'T IIAVK TO CALL Ol'ltSFLVlCS TIIH LIT- Ti.i: stoui: now. wi-: havi: a laugf room and it is ffll to thh cf.iling with niav ffkxisii i;s i 'ou mi:n. OPEN FOR BUSINESS IN OUR NEW STORE MONDAY MORNING NOT OOINC TO I1UAG ON OUK GOODS TOO MUCH, HUT WH WANT HVKItY MAN, WOM N PKNDLKTON AND UMATILLA COUNTY TO COME IN TO OUlt STOItU AND INSPKCT Wi: WANT TO .MAKE A CUSTO.MEU OF YOU AND WILL THY TO MAKE GOOD MEHCHAN- WE A HE AN AND CHILD 1 OUlt STOCK. DISH AND PIMCICS DO IT. MEN, IF YOU AHE GOING TO BUY A SUIT OH OVHKCOAT THIS FALL, DON'T BUY UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN OUK LINE. YOU KNOW ITS NEW AND THIS SEASON'S STOCK. ALL WE ASK IS YOUK IN-SPECIION. TRUNKS, VALISES, SUIT CASES AND SHOES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO OUK LINE. AND WE CAN EASILY SAY THAT IT HAS ALL BEEN VEKY ED AND TO GET STAKTED WITH THESE NEW LINES HAVE AI.MED TO KEEP Till OUK MOTTO OF "GOOD GOODS FOB LITTLE MONEY" WILL BE CAKHIED OUT IN WE DID IN OUlt FOKMEIC LOCATION, AND WILL CEKTAINLY MAKE IT WIN. CAKEFULLY SELEOT : PKICES VICKY LOW. THE NEW STOKE AS Watch for Our Page Advertisement Monday Evening SULLIVAN & BOND Progressive Clothiers 52 1 -523 Main Street, New Matlock Building t Ik. 4 k. 3 3 3 4 a. f 4 k. 4k. it 4 k. 4 "4k. 3E 4 k. t i 4k. t It The ItoneH. Poet I can inaku no mlstnke In say ing her checks are like the rose. Friend Hut you have never met her. Poet That tnnfters not. If sho Is rosy tiore lire red roses; If she is pale, there are white rosea, mid If Hho Ik sallow, there are yellow rosox. TyTTVyTTVVTTTTTYTTTTVVyTTTTTVTTTTTTTTTTVTTTTTYTTTyyTTVVTTTTYTTYTTTTTTyTTTTTTTTTTTVTTTYTVTVTTyTTTVyB FRAZER THEATRE K. .1. TAYLOK, 11'ih J'ruKrehH, Mrs. Snlffen-I'id that Luuituni iclrl over Kuccood In reforming Iier husband? Mr. Sulffon Not completely, although I hear that she has reached that polut where he can resist ovorythlng but temptation. Collier's Weekly. It Is not our wront ncttoua which It requires courage to confess so much as those that are ridiculous and foolish. Rousseau. Lewo and Milliliter. One Night Only : Tuesday, Sept. 20 Hoyt'H Masterpiece, A Texas S teer WILL 11. BltAY, MAY STOOTON, Ic k lliumler," and 20 others I icliidln "The Original Mlnlitcr to Dalioiney." us "Bos-ij:" 1IAKKY B. lO-MEKY, n-. "Miner- tho fniuous '"I'EAAS sti:i:k" quaktet. Seats on halo Monday ut Talliiian'H. PBICICS 'ioc, 50c, "5c and $1.00. Carpets Cleaned by Steam Wo havo arranged to open a steam carpok olcnnln,,' shop In Pondloton, where wo will bo prepared to clean carpota of nil d scrlptlons Jn the most lmprovod manner. All work guaranteed, Ily our process all dirt Is removed nnd carpets uro restored to their original brilliancy. Wo want a trial ordor from you, All work call ed for and delivered. Prices reasonable Wilkinson &. Edmmsfcen Telephone Main 741. 311 Court Ctrcet. The bubonic plague lias appeared i at Asuncion, Paraguay. 1 CRUSHED FRUITS A fine line Just received to be serv ed with Ice cream at our fountain. We have, Peach Marine, that refresh, inir drink. mnc,t .nmniaf a nnd un-io-auie line oi iaHiiionauie millinery ai popular prices ever shown In Pendleton, Is now on display at my store, I , Tf XJJ7 f ARTlVJp"Tf Havo the largest stock this season I have ever carried. , le4 - Candles, tsoaa, ice i -eam, cigars and Itult in season, ' 209 Court St., II. J, Wilkinson, Prop, EXQUISITE MILLINERY Mrs. Rose Campbell Expct-t CoIIectots We have located a branch office in Pondloton, and will make collecting defunct bills a specialty. No ac count too old for us to handle. Our plan is; "No collections, no charges. Suits Instituted, Judgments advertised. Tho Vun AUtliie-Goiilon & Co., Mer cantile Agency, 11. V. J Ape & Co., Mgrs. liu K. Court St. Telephone Mula 311. 1