Wwtl i ORECONIAN, PENDLETON, OREOON, MONDAY, JANUARY 4, IBM. DAILY EAST m 'Jt!.. yjj - : Plj (fee j -.V. ruiii.ii-.l trmrj aturuuon (except Sunday) at ivnuietoa. urestm, oy mr EAST GREGONIAN PUBLISHING COMPANY. rtuiue. Alain tt. SUllSCKtlTION KATES. liallt our jmt by mall 5.00 IWilly. alt tuontua by mall "-AO lially, tbrre months by mall !- (tatljr, one month tJj mall SO Hally. per month bj rarrl.fr 05 Wrvkl;. nut year by mall 1.00 Weekly, air months by mall UVbL.It- 'our montha bjr mall 50 Sml-Wekly, one year by mall .... U.UO feral-Weekly, all moutba by mall . . 1.04) nl Weekly, three, montba by mall . . .50 The Ra.u Oregunlan la on .He at tt. II. Illeb'e News Stands at Hotel Portland and Uotrl Perklna, Portland. Oregon. Member Scrlppa Mcltae Newe Anocla tloa San Tranclaco Mureau. IS Fourth St. Chicago Ilnreau. m Security llulldlnr. Washington. 1). C llureau. MU 14th 8t.. . W. entered it lendleton pootofllce aa aeccond class matter. UWIONItlLBEr Are you wearie" and worn on the pathw:i of strife" Do you yearn for affection to sweaten your life? Remember this truth has ofttm been proved You must make yourself lova- ble would you be loved. Though life may appear as a desolate track. Vet the broad that we cast on the waters comes bark. This law was proclaimed by f heaven above: That like attracts like, and love begets love. 4, , 1" 1 4, 1 , A .1 One of tho certain signs of dullness , in Pendleton Is a scarcity of drunken j Indians Even the "bootleggers" feel 1 the jKist-hollday depression. Pendlston boasts of an empty city jail on the beginning of the new year. Tho average daily attendance for the year, however, will not be so small. Grovor Clevelnnd has about as much chance of being president as Mark Hanna, and would be just about .as acceptable to the common people. The creamery company which pro poses to build a creamer' in Pendle ton, will gather the separated cream from the farmer's door, doing away wlth the old wearisome task of deliv ering milk every day. The city council did n gallant ict which will meet with the hearty ap proval of Pendleton, In reappointing Thomas Fitz Gerald to be city record er. Judge Fitz Gerald has filled Us office ably, justly and gracefully, be ing a terrop to wrong-doors and a watchful Fiiardian of the city's Inter ests. The height of President Roosevelt's ambition, as evidenced in all his printed books aud repeated utteran ces, is to stimulate the warlike spirit among the people ano create a pop ular demand for a larger army and navy, and to be ever on the alert for a chance to fight. War is a shameful, 3enseless waste of energy, money and life and the American nation should frown upon all attempts to play the mock heroic role In an age of en lightenment. From all present indications a fe.r lives and a few million dollars will he sacrificed by tho United States in a skirmish with Colombia over the Panama canal and the republic of Panama. Had the United States lis tened to Senator Morgan, a canal would now be In operation on the Nicaraguan route, owned by the United States, manned by hor forts and costing incomparably less than the Panama canal If It ever U built. The transcontinental railroad compa nies arc thought to be backing Colom bia in obstructing the Panama canal, as the building of any canal means a SO per cent reduction in continental freight rates. Senator Fulton fears tnat the te publican vote of Oregon will b !m paired by the action of Secretary Hitchcock lu probing Into the land frauds of the stato and thinks that the secretary is weakening Iloce velt's chance of carrying Oregon. The action of Secretary Hitchcock in bringing the corruptionlsts to Justice is meeting with the hearty approval if the people of Oregon. Irrespective of party, and it is the politician who would cover up the frauds, after all ttholr disgusting exposures in Oregon, 'that' 'Is the truo enemy of his party just now. Turn the llgut on Oregon. .Ifjresculng tho atato from fraud dis rupts ovory party organization In Or egon, the peoplo will not grieve. Hon esty Is what they want, to the winds with politics. Tho rigid restrictions which Chica go will imposo ttnon future thcator- -jiiildors will discourage the Industry 'tuoro. AmoDK the improvements wm u.re hereafter are steet rol curtains, wide exits, no : eomhustll.los of any kind on 'tho ' stage, absolutely fire proof scenery, no calcium ugnis. automatic hkviiriuk to permit tho ogress of smoke, wide stairways loading to exits and tin- locked outsUle doors during all per formances. It has developed In the Investigation of the Iroquois Are that tnere was no connection between tho theater niu tho city lire nlarni ays teni, no air slmft from tho singe to force flames away from the auditor ium, aud tnat throe of the exit doors were locked on the outBlde with pad lochs. The price of this negligence is most terrible and tho city should abolish tncaters entirely or enforce her nrdlnaucea for safe-.'. After 35 years of active service as railroad manager. H. 0. Hurt, presi dent of the lTmon I'ncille. has resign- I ed. presumably to take a 'well-canted I rest. Hut under the outwnrd slate I mont that Hurt Is in need of rest, are i many facts with which the public is I not famillnr. It is a fact that rhe long drawn out and costly strike ofjij- about gossiping, hut n crowd 'f ' ! the Union Pacific iHillermnkers. re sulting in the complete demoralization of the motive power of that great sys- i tern, nnd yet unsettled, was directly due to Hurt's obstinacy and refusal ' to deal fairly with the men. The 4- strike of the bollermakers touched a sympathetic cord among other rail- ..,.u uiuuia .......p. in tut- iiiii- down and dangerous condition of 'lie Union Pacific engines, about a year ago. the engineers auij firemen of the entire systom threatened to strike If engines were not put In a safe comll- tlon by rompotem men. Tho trouble was finally taken to Harriman at New . York, over Hurt's head, in an effort to get 3 permanent settlement and secure comptont men to go into the Utiiler shops. The rumbling among the Union Pacific labor forces is vet distinctly heard and Hurt's much needed rest Is also very necessary to the pacification of a large body of employes whose survlces are badly needed by the company. The greatest industrial promli-e be fore Umatilla county, likely to be le alized In near future, is the pro. pect of a beet sugar tnctory at Home point in the county. The Mormon has spoken and his word in as good as a bond. If beets will grow in the Athena district or lu tho irrigated dis trict at Echo, a factory will be built. A test crop will be raised this year and on the result of that crop hangs the Investment of half a million dol lars in a factory and Its necessary appurtenances, and the introduction of an industry which has raised farm ing land values in "" '-n county from 135 per acre tour vears agu, to ?f.f. to "' at the present time. There is nu doubt about the success of the! I crop. The warm, sandy soli, the long seasons and the warm growing nights of Umatilla county guarantee the success of the beet crop in advance. The greatest disadvantage to beat growing in Union county Is the cold weather in the spring, which rots the seed in the ground before it sprouts. In an altitude 1,600 feet low. er than Union county- with a three weeks' earlier spring and a three weeks later fall, Umatilla county promises to surpass tho Union county beet belt in every particular. Every condition here booms lavura ble. The soil, climate, seasons and facilities for reaching into the re motest corners of we county by rail, all add to the feasibility of Umatilla county as the real sugar beet bolt of tho West. The certain forerunner of tho factory Is the test crop that Is to be grown this year. DRIFTWOOD. A writer In a recent number of Suc cess has this to say about recont hap penings In the Far East: A standard gauge railway has Just reached Horns the budding Manchester of Syne. No greater excitement has prevailed in that town since in C36 A. D. the hosts of Islam demanded its surren dor. Now It is learned that, next season, landaus and victorias will ho run between Horns and Palmyra, thus making accessible those wonderful " 1 ruins which thus far to the truvollng public have been as a closed book. In two or three years Yankee tourists will cross the desert in automobiles, Kvtu sir.n tho disappearance of the Human chariots and tho gallant les ions of Aurollau, which swept these plains In 272 A, I)., tho camel and the flory Arab steed have reigned mi prome In Queen Zenobln's realms. A horseless carriage Is suro not to Impress the beul'thted Ilodnuln ns a cheerful sight. It Is apt Indeed to give hint n bad spoil of the blues and drive him still farther back Into the Syrian and Arabian deserts, a moro cordial hater of civlllbzatlon, or, as he would call It, degonoration, than over before. Ho will probably pray to Allah that the whirling saudstnrms of tho desert may swallow and bury It forever. It seemed to him trying enoiign to witness ills lleot dromedar ies condemned to rush like tho tiro less winds of the Caucasus across these beloved prairies carrying mall aim mouern corruption from Damas cus to Haguad. n was humiliating, destructive and portentous. Hut when It Is noised abroad (hat I the railroad is co.nlnB down through SStK'p-SinU -.SSSSS'S . A1)rnBm 'UVOn old r of U,c chnldees, to ho sure, the end of nil things Is near i ! Society, j ' ,IUl1u,,ln?r"E' I lit I' U Make a little cocolato fudgo. Then go find your hat. Say you've had a Jolly time. As she waves her fnn. Now, Isn't that exciting sport, To tempt a healthy man? The above little quotation Is from a little book "Hedoctlons of tho Morn Ini- After" hv Herntnn I.oo Mender. nnd the entire book averages up fair-, ly well with the quotation. The ait-1 thor exiilalus the nppenrnnce of the 1 book as follows: "The fallowing , thoughts wore never Intended for publication. They wore scribbled j down from time to time for tho same j reason that a ninti leans over tho rail of a ship on his llrst son voyage. He ; Is not Inteiested In fish culture, nnd i has no grudge against the ocean, but , simply feels be hns something he must give up." A few of the thinks are given In low: "Men criticise women very harsh fcllows in tno cafe or a smart emu ,rlli inclinations on a larger scale 11 ; will make the conversation ut n wo- permits the generous man to be n man's luncheon sound like table ':iM ! philanthropist, elevates the loafer to) in a mute asylum." I a Mieioty swell, nnd transforms the , "When the gay boy with a change , Si; ttito a bon Vivnnt." of striped shirts and a golf club gois on tho Inst page of The llellec ' back from u summer outing at a ' uimR over a grinning death's head the man-forsaken hotel nnd tries to re- nutlinr gives his excuse, pent his triumphs In the city, ho gets . "Wlmt was the use of publish!' uboiit tho same sort of n Jolt as "he , n t,R7 i.ots of hrnlnlcr men have fat fellow who steps on n bnmna rxi ressed themsulves on the snm" ' peel." sublecls Yet. nfler nil. bow little vo "Life's longest span is short. The ; , K of any real value; the best .vo mystotles of what wont before am! ,-aii i,Hp(. for is to be kept ngreeablv what may follow remain unsolved, decupled. Preparing this manuscript hut we ' know that fate deals out ,aK i.ept me so. and I trust that road more pnln than joy. so lei no plonsme K h. )0ok has done the same 'or nass untasted." "A Jag Is like a racing stable no poor man has a right lo one. Individ iml liberty lie damned when a wife aud children are deprived to cuabble a fiithor to blow in bis week's pay boozing up with tho gang on a Sat urday night." "A man reproaches himself for '11- t Juring his health, ho regrets sqmui- dering his money, nnd ho swears If the rain spoils his new straw hat but the most precious asset he has his time, he wastes away without a cant." "Some women honestly wish lo J respected, nut a fnr greater nunib -i prefer being loved. This preference of tho majority mnkos man's lile worth living." "A woman who once yields " ' natural Impulses of a great love is an outcast from society, but to gain wealth and social position she grants herself for life to n man she even bates. A clergyman's beiiedlcMon makes hor a respected matron." 'If you come away from a masquer ado ball with a pink and tinsel fairy 1 nnd on bidding her good night at a ' rear noor nnu sue nas cnappeu nanus that smell of pots, precious little lo - nance remains to your adventure Hut what a shock it must be to a mnn who has never seen bis fiancee except In roguish bathing suit, stun-1 nlng tailor made or exquisite ,ieco- lette gown, to wane up some morning , , , , , . , 1 ,,1 nnd behold his wife crouched before the mirror In a rumpled nightie try-: ui iu iui ij 1 j iivi iuniiuvt:ii;ii nun. 'vhou nature has provided petito brunettes, statuesque blondes and an Infinite variety of composito types, as -v.-ii e;.- ' a --ei: noaed old tlpplo IO',... raf-- ' ougl. a wine cellar wifunt samp'.u-g all the casks as 'for a n;;i:'aml one-dollar sue to bo conli:- with one." bottles. You may "A married woman tllrtlug with a dozen men and boys is supposed lo be away for her hcnlth, and hor hus band endeavoring to quench the thirst of a roof garden soubrette is supposed to be slaving away in town because he can't leave his business." "Lovers are silly and a newly-married pair are sickening, hut nn old white-haired couple still lu love w IT'S SO EASY To keep the stomach healthy, the ap petite good, tne iireatli sweet anil the bnwejiiopen. Just take a dose of Ho tetter's Htoniaoh Hitters before meals and st-e for yourself. It Is also a sure cure for Poor Appetite, Dyspepsia, In dlgestiou. Heartburn, Liver Com plaints, Chills. Colds aud Malaria. Try a bottle today, also get a copy of our 1D04 Almanac from your druggist. It Is free. HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS. I Tender Beef Prime Pork I 5 Fine Veal J J 5 Best Motion 5 j Delicious Lamb The proprietor of this meat 3 ( market is a stock raiser on 3 Butter Creek and will he able I to furnish the best meats in jj the market in any quantity S. WARNER, Propr. 5 New Milarkey Building Vest Court Street f Phoue Main I'M j best meats"; each o thor Ut ho most beautiful slKl.t "Wh -n waUos Nnarr od ldl eliih hills must seem nuo canni mmiu An ni,t snre-head Is like n volcano ti,nt u nimost extinct. It rumlilos away, but Is too much spent to mn.te an eruption, nnd so tho sour old fnll ure growls and grumbles at every thing nnd everybody, but accomplish es nothing." "A man may be so willing to please that ho retires enrly rather than keep the bedbugs waiting for supper, and yet never satisfy anyone. He who tries to please everybody Invail ably pleases nobody." "Nothing Is more unsympathetic limn nilBorv Itself; a hobo will fol 0W n cop n round tho pnrk slinking ,Vtb glee until the last poor sleeping iinm i,nK iioon whacked ncrofis tho aoles of Ills feet." t0 Minl;o money dealing In stocks n n margin Is ns easy us putting your trousers on In nn tipper berth J,f n sleeper " "There are two elements In n great temptation a strong desire nnd tho onnorlmiltv to grntlfy It: Until n Ilmn has come nwny from such n commniition wun unsoiieu uugom. m dare not V (no certain of his hon esty." "Monov never ruined any man. 't sirniily ennbles him to pursue his .mt- vnu li not. nluase turn bnck utid read oxer the foreword before cursing t ncthor." Tutiillla. Jan. 1. Are brave men men If conscience ards of us all"' necessarily doth make bid row r nr. TL v., ;fi I J 1 i 1 j 1 1 UlltJil lllfj lYIUIICJ S Hit Weakened by Oyer-Work. Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Uluod. It used to tic considered that only urittarv and bladder troubles were to lie traced to the kidneys, J but now modern , science prove that , nearly all disease have'their In-ginning . in the disorder of 1 these uiih.1 imxrUmt ; org-uis. The kidneys filter and purify the blood t that is their work. 1 Therefore, when your kidneysurc weak j nr nut nf order. 011 can understand how quickly your entire Uxly is affected and 1 , now e cry orgun nwiii m 1.111 i" iu jduty. If you are sick or " feel Icully," liegiu taking the great kidney remedy, Dr. , Kilmer's Swamji-RiKit, localise as hoon yur k'ducys are well they will help all the other organs to health. A trial ! w' convince anyone. If vou are sick ott can make 110 mi!- . '... At .1 -.,.: ...... r t-iil.ievu Tll(. mifd oml the L.xtraSrlfilulrj-effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy, i soon reulucd. It stauds the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases, and is told la ...wriftf l.f nil (druggists in fifty-cent ....o . -j .... IIL have a suniple Isittle iionMctavunp-aoot. by mail free, also a ximphlet telling you how to Gud out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writingto Dr. Kilmer & Co., lling bamton, N. Y. Vi-i'l make ntiy mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad dress, llitighamtou, K. Y. , on every liottle. MIESCKE'S MEAT MARKET Will meet the lowest prices quoted by anyone on meat You alwayri GET GOOD MEAT whtu Mieaoke fllla your order 3J6 COURT ST. Doa't nils the pUee. MAKE YOUR MARK IN THE WORLD Dou't 1 satisfied to move along In the same old way for low wages. We can help you carve out a successful career. Thousands have Incteaced their salaries by following our plan. We can train you hi spare time and at small eo.t for auy of the following positions : or Civil lfnulocr. ICliotrloluo. or. T..olior. Hliow C.rd VVlt"r Window Ur.i.or, or AU. Wr tlr CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS Box 709 SCRANTON, PA. ir r""inOBrM'oefl' "Pmtnta. New Year's Greeting Sec the beautiful line of GIFTS Suitable for this occa sion we. arc showing. Don't Forget We handle exclusively in Pendleton the Chase A: Sanborn Teas and Cof fees, recognised as the highest grade on the market. i C. ROHRMAN IRtKKR C'OITUT STREET I T HEADACHE "Until ntr " lie unci inyxelr Iimtc hern aalnu t'A-l AKI Li ami the) arc the beat 1 oiedK-me to hurc cvoknU In the house Last I wooK my vtlto wns Jr.nn. with hendache tor iwoiUi5 sin- triee nonionf yourCASCAItKTS, I in.t r- llevi il Hir ki n In her heuit almoil iniuirulatoly Wo Willi recommend Caacareta." . Ciias STiliirniit), ' J'lttaliurg Sutc .t Uopoult Ca l'ltuburif. Pa. 1 CANDY CATHARTIC nri iw Txaot mark RiaiSTiafo I'lanont I'ntatahle liupnt Taiip Onod. no Qouit, Mi?er Mt-Jti.it W i-ukeit or irl.e. tuv Jjc iVlc ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... . iL.lMf U.M-r ImimIi Ifckto, UMir.il, l.rl. 1lT ' tin.Tfl.RSR HuM unit liaanld lij all druj. Yoar ELECTRICAL WORK Will he properly and prompt ly done if entrusted to us. We can fill your wants for electrical supplies of all kinds Electrical rortractitig; is our specialty r.nd We would like to figure with you. Sole dealers in the old reli able Edison Lamps. Good Work Right Prices u J. L. VAUGHN West Coert Street Near Nattkick BIdb'. i' ii GOOD DRY WOOD All Kinds 1 have good sound wood which is delivered at reasonable prices For Cash. W. C. MINN1S !' Leave orders at Neuman's Cigar Store. BEYOND CONTROL Awar ipln the bortea, round ipiQ Iberun-aboat-Bmaahl Baiifl Crubtll II 11 Un'! total wreek, bring the lamalmol yourteblcle here and we will do a good Job of repelling (or you and chatKfl you no more tbaa U ,fu' ualng good materials and pulllur in work Kjouhave bad no accident and yuor conveyance li merely "ran down,"eiue ad-Tlce-bilnf It here lor rr)UTenatlon. We banJle eicluWelT lo fendleton the celebtated Win ona buitflci and wanoui. HEAGLE BROS., THE BUCKSM1TUS YOU Should have that best of WOOD DRY ami FINE, that you will find with P. P. COLLIER1 Also your Christinaa t-'Oau-E I 01 a hnn... . s. 'i Co. b.l" J i ana she t !'' month. AH kinds ofrujl sale. Has Real Etbttfl DEAL ECTinl I I HU1USUH& fanirlnw k nioat nioda,! equipped mis Inlk.lU,. . orPendta.1 (ami nf 1 i. good illili 1 thousand! tfi wheat land. Addmi C. D. BOYD. 1IIC LET US SUPR WITH J j Building.. Ml rvIMENBIOXt If ill iktfripti Door, Blu ing, Bulldino Bring Your B Get Our Fij i.urays llaruori . ' M a CO Let us nil bin witH ROCKSPI Recognizto i and most etc We aie pttp tract with J 1 winter's snpp? liver coal of part o! the or- Laatz Main Street THE! is THE C .nil need P"', 1 and M fjJ poaltrr Jn r P Colesw Agtut for V 1 S5BS .tAfNi " xry it. oni It TIIT!.ll!lll!ll?ri?TITTTT