HOTSU. CAUSE OF WRECKS GOING 00T OF HOTEL PENDLEU MONDAY. JANUARY 19. 1903. EDITOR OF THE PHILISTINE HAS A THEORY. BUSINESS! 1 Hi ft I Raliev&s Dandruff Immediately and causes thick, glossy hair to ap plantthcfannerthta,brittlegrowth. performs Its work on the principle, " Destroy the cause, yon remove the effect," and consequently it reaches and kills off the CTer-busy microbe, which is responsible fur all scalp diseases. It thus makes dandruff and falling hair impossible, and promotes a luxuriant growth of hair that soon becomes the pride of the owner. Even on bald spots it soon produces hair as thick sndhixuriant as anyone could wish for. One bottle wm rarrinoo Sat It k tbe For Sikbyall Rrrt-Clm Ores Stmt. Pendleton Fish and Poultry Market 310 Court Street Everything ihe best. Prices sight. We handle Fresh Fish, which we receive daily. Lobsters, Shrimps, Crabs, Oys lers and all salt water foods. Ranch and Creamery Butter, Fresh Eggs, Game in season, Produce of ail kinds. Goods delivered to all parts of the city. We pay cash for country pro duce. A trial order is solicited. L M. Lyman, Prop. Phone Bed 591 Ltsmbe?, Lcmber, Lumber. All kinds for all purposes. Sash, 1 Doors and Blinds. Planing of all descriptions done M otder. Don't place your order lot Snilding Material until you have C&gsnlted us. Says Railroad Wrecks Are Caused by the Mental Condition of Employes Contented Men Make Better Rail roaders Than Those With Family , Troubles. "Do you know the cause of most Tailway aculents?" 'asked a division superintendent of the Lake Shore, of rue tho other day. as we were waiting on the platform at Ashtabula. "What causes most accidents? "Why disobedience of orders." 1 answered. "No; It is domestic infelicity. "Dis obedience of orders," you say, and this is partially right, but the cause lies deeper "Why should a railway employee disobey orders? "Why should an engineer run past the station where he is ordered to stop? It is bis cwn life he endangers most. "Why chould a train despatcher send out two trains facing each other, on the snmn timn nn nnp track? Or why ! should a switch tender throw a switch right in front of a fast express? "You call these things accidents, hut that is not the word. Th'er are the result of mental conditions, and it j is fot the general manager to be on' the lookout for these conditions, and every good railroad manager now Is. i Do you remember when two passen er trains met head-on, out in Indiana last year? The engineer of one of those trains had in his pocket nn or der to take the side track at a cer tain station. He ran by that station at the rate of 50 miles an hour, and in five minutes there was a crash tbat snuffed out 54 lives and $100,000 worth of property. "The cause of that crash was mari-i tal trouble. I knew, the engineer. Let us call him Hank Dristol, for tbat ! wasn't his name. He was married to a smashing, dashing, beautiful creat-j trre. and they boarded at a hotel, j They had no children. I boarded! there too; and we alt made eyes at! Hank's beautiful wife. She used to! play the piano, and sing a little, and recite. The love of one plain, honest man was not enough far her. She craved the flattery of male friends and the admiration of the clever. She was not a bad woman just an idle wo-i man. who spent every spare cent Hank earned on fine clothes, and. of' course wanted the finery and her shape to be admired. Hank was proud of her. too. One evening hei kissed the dear creature good-by, and went out to make a night run. Hei went to the roundhouse, and at the' lest moment the Old Alan decided toj save Hank back, ana let him take out a special, carrying the president and directors of the road, in the morn ing. Hank was tickled, for It was a great compliment to him. He went home to tell his wife. He used to tell her everything. "But when he got home she wasnl there. She had gone to the theater with a boot and shoe drummer. "Hank went away, and walked the street all night His wife never knew, and I believe she doesnt yet. He walked the streets all night, and ran out the special in the morning. "But, after that, he was never the same He used to confide in me he just had to tell some one to keep his heart from bursting. "He grew absent-minded, lost flesh, appetite was gone, and he was nerv ous. The doctor said he should quit coffee, and cut out half the tobacco. "I knew what was the matter he was Jealous. I told him so, and he laughed a laugh that gave me goose flesh. 1 jealous? "Why Bill, you do not Pendleton Planing Mill and Lumber Yard. ROBERT fMSTER, Proprietor READ ALL OF THIS. Most Extraordinary Bargains Ever offered in Eastern Oregon Sale Starts at Once Everything must go. The sooner we close out the stock the better pleased we will be. 70 Sets of Buggy, Hack and Team Harness. 40 Stock Saddles. Chaparejos, Leggins, Collars, Halters, Curry Combs, Brushes, Sweat Pads, Horse Blankets, Harness Oil, Gloves, Buggy Whips and everything in the entire stock, which is complete. EXTRAORDINARY BARGAINS Every article in the store Cut, Slashed and Slaughtered. COST CUTS NO FIGURE Our object is to sell everything in the entire stock as we will positively retire from business. The goods must go and now is the chance to get Bargains. JOE ELL, The Harness Dealer iWfl tR Pgj Headquarters for Tmj Rates $2 &$2i Special rates by week or exswJ excellent cuisine. Prompt Dinlngroea; Every Modern ( Bar and billiard room ia cot Only Three Blocks frea GOLDEN RULE I Comet Conn and Johnvm Simu. I ttudirtoo.OitfcB. j M. F. Kelly, Proprietor! hear the engine give three soft toots, and over to the left, a woman will come out of a white cottage, and wave her apron." The conductor called "All Aboard!" the bell clanged warningly, we step ped aboard the coach, and the train started. "We had reached the out skirts of the town, and were skimming along at a rate of 30 miles an hour. The engine gave three short, soft toots, and I saw the white cottage, a woman standing on the back porch with children holding on to her skirts all 'round. She was waving a big check apron. "What did I tell you?" asked the If you are troubled with impure blood, indicated by sores, pimples, headache, etc., we would recommend Acker's Blood Elixir, which we soil uiidera positive guarantee. It wll lal wcys cure scrofulous or syphilitic pcisons and ail blood diseases. 50 cents and 11.00. F. W Schmidt Co., druggists. LET US FILL YOUR BILL HEATED BY STEAM LIGHTED BY ELECTRIC!?! Amurli-un l'lan, rnteoSl .35 to$t iHjr any. Euroiwjiu 1'Ihii. sue. TSc. Sl.a Sjx-clnl rote by week ur moutb.M fa Free 'bus meets all trains Commercial trade solicited Fine sample r Special Attention Given fonntrjl A dispat-h from Caracas says five; bakers have closed their shops owing to the scarcity of flour , know me? I Jealous? the idea! No. I superintendent. "That man's heart is am only mad at myself, Bill, because at rest He will never forget an or I am married to a damned fool of aoer: cis mind is free, so he !e? bis woman, who makes my heart eat Itself ; wrk properly." -Elbert Hubbard out with grief, because she lives on' the fringe of folly. "Why dnct I leave! Sick Headache absolutely and per-' her! My God. Bill that is the trouble ! ,. What Shall We Have for Dessert? doors FOR LUMBER We can supply you with Building Material of all descriptions and save you money. HOTEL ST. GE0RG1 CORNER MAIN AND WEBB ! '"3 This question ar -very day. let u-- vs in the family ?. :r it to-day. Try WINDOWS i you Never Know the Moment When This Information May Prove of In finite Value. It h worth considerable to any seeder to know the value of and use ot a medicine, for if there is no occa sion to employ it in the meantime, irsil humanity is subject to many in fluences and unlorseen contingencies that the wisest are totally unable to gauge the future. Know, then, that Doan's Ointment will cure any case of Hemorrholdes, commonly known as piles, or any disease of the cuticle or Skin, generally termed eczema. One application convinces continuation cures. Head the proof: , T. H. Thomas, attorney, of BOO East j Bennett avenue. Cripple Creek, says: "1 Just as emphatically endorse Doan's Ointment today as I did In the month ol June, 183D. At that time I went to tho drug store for a box which 1 used jor itching hemorrholdes. A lew ap plications gave wonderful relief, and x short continuation of the treatment cured me. There have been symp toms of js. recurrence since, but a few applications of the remedy never falls to bring positive relief. My opinion of Doan's Ointment, then expressed. Is the same today as it was when H was first brought to my notice." For sale by all dealers, price 60 cents. Foster-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. K. Y., sole agents for the TJ. S. Remember the name DOAN'S And take no substitute. I I can't' 1 love her! "Hank didn't work on our road, or I'd never have left him touch a throttle-valve, even If he'd been my brother. I knew it would come He was found under his engine, the order that he had disobeyed In his pocket, and a -picture of the woman who caus ed the disaster in his watch. No, it A pleasant herb drink.- Cures mn-i stipation and indigestion, mak'-s vou f-ct. sleep, work and happy. 25 cents! anil 30 cents. Write to W. H. Hook-i er & Co., Buffalo, N. V. for a freel sample F. W. Schmidt & Co. gists a delicious and heait'ifu! dessert. Pre pared in two minute. No boiling I no baking! add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors: Lemon. Oranrre. Rasrv. drug-1 berry and Strawberry. Get a package I at your grocers to-day, to cts. B4u i ldin g paper, lime, cement, brick and sand. Wood gutters for barns and dwellings a specialty. Oregon Lumber Yardi Alta St., Opp. Court House! probably has never dawned upon this ; IIUWS5a.'L"iTi.;.,n3 4,j So . -woman that she caused the wreck ' She wore deep mourning, and the- S cutest little black bonnet with a whit. 3 fetching I w "-"--v-vni.vtVtWVfiiCIgvtlAC ll ruche She was the most vidow you over saw, and she knew St "Yes. that Is what I said marital infelicity' causes the railroad wrpc V and most others, too. "The only safe man is the on whose heart Is at rest lie who has a home, and a wife who stays therr and minds her business, looks after g uttr ucsuim. i. uk iiu Hwrns, ana uoea not make eyes at other men that o the kind I kno wevery man ha works for me. and I know a disturbed rlfatrpflsipri nnrl foalniitx min t trafn length away. My heart bleeds for 'em f but I serve the public, and none iiueh . can run an engine for me. f "Do you see that man in the blur I s overalls, down there at the end of tuejSj platform? Well, he is the engineer j tbat will take out this train. See hou $ calm, satisfied and self-possessed licl! is: he has no cares, no anxieties W . f yond the desire to do his work welL 1 St See him now walking around his en-ig gine, lovingly loosing it over. He is not so awfully brilliant, but he will never disappoint employers. Now, at a point abcut two miles out, you will Monuments si Anyone thinking of mark- ing the last resting place of their relatives or friends should call at our Marble and Granite Works on Main St. g and see the monuments. We are going to move our works to Court street and 'desire to save handling the monuments we have in stock if 'and have reduced the price K to nearly cost. This makes a rare opportunity to get g beautiful monuments at a low price. j We guarantee satisfaction. MONTERASTELLI BROS , MARBLE 'SEEL- GEO. DAnVEMUrcp. Elegantly Furnished Steam ne PiimTVjifi Plan. Sample room In cosoectie ROOM RATE 50c, 75c thc pn BTLAKI . PORItAND.ORBGp etrrt. Sirll itr reur u , ffcntlrmrn The mat. M m noder Turkish J$aA PENDLETON-UKi CTAHF LINE WUBDJVAM'JBBOA J3 t7lT in .lor bklftfc U&JkZi aitw.Tnl-jlotr.oc. w I '-JJ rent inn.. 1 2S: To Hit. ti A SZJ el To Klde, 1 It: lo K!Of j '"V iVft "1 Office in Qolden Kuien"" ine """K" -r urn and the people appreciate it