Musical Instruments Violins, Guitars, Banjos, Mandolins, Accor dtans, 'Concertinas, Zithers, and Atrtoharps We handle none but the best makes, and our prices are the lowest .... Brock & MeComas Company gj Ifoa&t (fivTOM MONDAY .NOVEMBER 3, 1901 FOUND A LAUGH. In taking nn Inventory of his stock ' last jeek, the Eastern Oregon farmer) found, among his moral, financial and. sniritual helnnrin ..n., ,Pnrtv , v. ...uul . " j ...... laugh, which covered the entire facial territory 'from ear to car. It was non-assessable, exempt from nlithe ivexatlons of citizenshlp.unen- cumherbd rnf . lntlHl,IPn rosnnr f his good nature; which all the world might covet. Back of it he found a story, short, but inexpressibly .sweet. Considered in the light of the market reports, the story was a .masterpiece and the laugh was worthy of It. Wheat was fiO "cents per bushel. Before he could get to the end of the little legend, he was a different man. He had grown in stature from a mortgaged bondman to a free man. in that instant of unalloyed happi ness. He saw visions of new ventures all about him More beatific dream he has not enjoyed In years. More hap py returns for work and worry have not visited his, pocketbook, since It has borne hisearthly treasure from one debt to another. While in that happy mood he plan ned more improvements, more lux uries, and more enjoyments than he ever dreamed his vocabulary contain ed. It was a laugh that was heard across the state. THE GREAT AUSTRIAN SURGEON There is a refreshing, human at mosphere in the story of Dr. Lorenz. who is now on the Pacific Coast. Successful in the -highest degree a sa specialist in his profession; modest "torn fault: rich and learned: sought after. th- world over; the most promi nent professional man now before the rouhtry, he is giving away to the poor people who flock to his clinics, treat ment and service, which might earn him millions ir he were disposed to he mercenary. If he would refuse to treat free, many of these poor people would, in some manner, raise money for payments; in the extremes of hu man feeling, there is found a way to meet the demands. Many of these people would sacrifice the last earth ly comfort homes, wages, every thing that could be turned into money to :Pay for the health of a suffering child. This doctor, being in the legi timate pursuit of his calling, might take the fees and feel no compunc tions foi the suffering he could not But instead, how humbly does he use thib magnificent skill; how thrill Ingly does he say that "I am my brother's keeper." The touch of his genius is welding the world together. It is so refreshing, -so keenly human and ho far removed from the specta cles in the business -world, that are before us constantly, that the action of this great man appeals to every- one. His visit to tne rocinc coast a Innrimarlr I THE BOER MISSION A FAILURE. General Botha, now In Europe sollc ing funds with which to redeem the ruined farming districts of South Af rica, has announced that his mission l. nl1, Tt fa nlrt atnrxr flvm. ir::::.Z. .;;, j'uixjy, jii.e ucnui, to win., terns of measurements of various deep," The Europeans have troubles J laaie that have come down to us of their own to attend to. While from the middle ages, or oven from tbnlr sympathies may be with the de- the old -Roman empire, are becoming ' . . ' thntr nr.nr.Mni onnrti. 1 numerous. The most noted of them, feated Boers, their financial condh app,ylng tho metric 8yfltem tlon Is such that they cannot add,,0 Bll sortfl.0f weight and measure greatly to the fund. Their resources j monts of material objects, has so far are under the strain of a Btupendous advanced that Us ultimate adoption military expense. Royalty is a costly throughout the civilized world seems .which nt. The fichtlnc attitude those nations must nialntalu constnut drain upon their flnan- CCS. They are so deeply engrossed i In the concerns of war, themselves, that they have aio time nor money to j apply to the conquests of peace. They can cheer the Boer, but, they cannot l'a" hs bills. . " If the coal oporaton wish to hold 'the respect of the American neoule and of the arbitration boa'rd. they will let the investigation take Its course. without any meddling. - If arbitration " lu UB au-l.Teu ami jupgieu oj meir lniencrence, wnere will it end? What will it settle? Public sentl ment demands that the miner and the operator stand aloof. The board will seek Information In its own way and Trom authentic sources. -There has been plenty of meddling In the coal regions -; already. The people want a settlement 'that will last. It Is due them. Tom Johnson's accomplishments do not stop with being an expert au tomobllist, a ringing orator, a friend of the masses, a politician of ability and sagacity, a public official of hon esty and originality, a common, every day, straightforward democrat, but he can defend himself from insult with a hand that is as swift and heavy physically, as it Is proverbially. The man who called him a liar might successfully "star" in a museum, as "the man whom. Tom Johnson hit." That morbid tnste which assembles' a crowd of 4000 spectators together to witness the burning of a negro fiend, however outrageous his crime, is one of the most destructive eue mles of higher sentiment and staunch'j Americanism. If justice must be thusj meted out, in the name of heaven, let it be attended with less pomp and ceremony. Let it be just an informal burning, with no invitations. J. P. Morgan. In buying the Staf-j fordshire, England, coal mines. Is nreDarinc against the possibility of another coal strike In the United' States. Until the cold commercialism of the world is supplanted by a sem blance of justice, Morgan will he within a strike zone. The perpetual motion of Umatilla county goes on. No sooner is one crop In the warehouse, than nature, the bountiful giver, sends the rain that starts the plow that turns the sod that sprouts the seed that ripens o another harvest, to fill the empty granaries a year hence. In Delaware, the official ballots, awaiting distribution to the various voting precincts, are guarded by arm ed deputies, sworn to keep them from all violating bands. It is strange to think that the plain progress of gov ernment cannot go on without armed guards being placed over It. The palmist who has predicted the nomination and election of Qrover Cleveland, In the next presidential election, must remember that It Is not always what we have In our hand, but how we play it, that wins. ine coimpise oi a.ninuauiuu ui ball game In Chicago, resulting In the Injur- of 17 people, reminds us that almost as much danger attends the spectator as does the player. A REFORMED CALENDAR. Projects for reforming the old sys- to be assured. In fact. America and i Great Britain are about the only na tions of importance where It Is not . already In general use. Ixss success has been attained In the movement toward ridding our time measure ments of old difficulties by number ing the hours consecutively from one to 24. Even in that direction, how ever, something has been achieved and perhaps the time Is not distant when that also will be well night the universal custom with respect to marking the hours of the day. In none of these projects for Im provement has there been less favor obtained than In those advanced for a reformation of the calendar. Our system of dividing the year Into months Is truly venerable. It comes down to us from the ancient empire of Rome and Is a remnant of the dic tatorial sway of imperial Caesar. It has also the sanction of the Roman pontiffs, and, furthermore. Is deeply rooted in the customs and the minds of every great people on the earth. Thus every effort to change It has been abortive. The philosophers of the French revolution formed a new calendar system for their new-born republic and It was used for a time, but Napoleon swept It away and re stored that of Caesar. Now comes a new effort. Twenty members of the chamber of deputies in France have united to urge the adoption of a law making what is called 'a rational calendar" compul sory in France. The author of the system is Camllle Flammarion. He: would start the year with the vernal equinox and have a year of 364 days. The odd day he would make a fetei day Independent of the year.- He would name the months after the stars. Flammnrion points out that the main advantage of his plan lies in the fact that the same dates recur on the same days of the week. so that there would le no need of chang-, Ing the cnlendars every year. San Francisco Call. . Aunt Arthur, how does It happen! that Willie Jones Is promoted at! school so much of toner than you other boys are? Arthur Huh' His father's a promoter! Chicago Dall News. i CATARRH: Often begins with u cold in the head, i but it never slops there. The tendency ij I always from bad to worse. The simple j cold becomes a protracted, stubborn one, while the discharge from the nose grows more profuse and offensive. The infiam-. mation extends to the throat anil bron- chial tubes, causing hoarseness, a tickling I sensation ana an aggravating cough. The foul matter that is continually drop ping back into the throat finds its way into the stomach, resulting in a distres sing form of dyspepsia, nausea, and lots of appetite and strength. The JHE GATEWAY Ldia; i 11.11 jHJisuuB arc absorbed into the blood, and all the membranes of the bodv be TO CONSUMPTION.) come infected, and what was supposed to be purely a local disease has become con stitutional, deep seated and chronic. Sprays, washes, powders, salves and other external remedies give only tem porary relief, and the disappointed and disgusted patient finally jives up in despair and declares catarrh incurable. The onlv war to iret rid of catarrh per manently is to treat it through the blood. The system must be toned up and all im purities removed from the blood, and this S. S. S. does promptly and thoroughly. It ' expels from the circulation everything of ' an irritating, poisonous character, allow- ing me innamea mem- branes to heal when L the mucous discharges cease, and the damage ,9 ,9 done to the health is soon repaired. S.S.S. keeps the blood in such ft liealthy, vigor ous condition that cold, damp weather or sudden changes in the temperature are not so apt to bring on catarrhal troubles. S. S. S. is a vegetable medicine unequaled as a blood miriGer. and the best of all tonics just the remedy needed to thor-l oughly and effectually cure catarrh. ' The Swift Specific Ci Atlanta. 6a. Real Estate... For Sale Beau.iful residence property on Court street, two lots and dwelling, 12.500.00. Residence lots, well located, at prices ranging from $100.00 to J250.C0 each. Boarding house and one lot 14 rooms centrally located, $2,t00.00. Boarding house.19 room;,,$l,900.00 One lot with dwelling and stable, $700.00. One lot and house, $500.00. Two lotB, dwelling C rooms and stable, $900.00. One lot with dwelling of seven rooms, bath and sewerage, three blocks from Main t'.rcet, $2,500.00. And much other property, all ou easy terms E. D.BOYD, HI Court Street 17 kri 1 he favorite place Pi rot POULTRY and STOCK SUPPLIES -CALIi ON- Colesworthy -AT THt- CHOP MILL 17 and 129 Eat Alta Street BrVrWVI IN THE LIGHT of our experience In carriage and builucii Wfterrn fellln we rin nnt i. 1 1 .v.. uhiibn iw iar iui vro have talrlv well lumwl thA ...- custoraer-preent and proipetitre. Look m lung mm JUU mc, U lODg & YOU pie, tou'U Arid our oultmt fn 1. .1! ,vi. a -. .. ..,- lull vim r i he next da?, everjr day. onr winonaiiacxfare Juit the thlnn, well made, good looking, e,uj to ride In and ttrong Wo have lopa lor all kinds ol bugglea and own. lon and dubea lor nacki. Get our price on waconi. ungelei. hirki r,t. ..,u - - ... iMJuiig CU f tnet, plow, and taw mill. NEAQLE BROTHERS Wster Bt, er Mala, Feadleto. On.' I2 of economical buyers Families Can Trade Save the half of the coal yo have been throwing away One-half the carbon in soft coal is GAB. The cut Bhows how Colo's Original Hot Blast Stove burns th is gas half of the coal, which i allowed to pass up the chimney with all other stoves. This wonderful stove makes soft coal at $2 a ton equal to hard coal at $9 a ton. Same clean liness and eveu heat day and night. Fire is never out. Come in and see them TAYLOR the Hardware Man Come To Us For vour lumber and hnitrlinc material of all descriptions and ! you will save money and get first-class stock. We can sup- ,ply you with i i Doors, Windows, Screen doors and windows, i building paper, lime, cement, 1 brick and sand. We make a specialty of wood j gutters for barns and dwellings i Oregon Lumber Yard Alta Bt., opp. Court Ronse. Joseph EH, I WHOLESALE AND RETAIL HARNESS-SADDLERY SALE AT T0B EAST OBBOONIAK (s uuoaiea oi mewiBtUMn, COB u nJS 100 bl p.P, U. rt- talned (or 23 cent! bandit. . AH kinds fnr.u , Sash. Dftn-,, . ,l -a Planing of all dej to otder. Don't place ' KllilHInr, r-. . "6 "laieTiai tos -VH.UUCU US. Pendleton Pla Lumber vivoiU, mnnrni w w a.., mm ail n IS If VOU havp im7iS wmu uone ln.brst- then rnmp in . Our nric : , hut Invv T nt ... f- ua z you. U T HI CoortStred GOLDEN RULE U .1 . rivprvini ip w r city Btyle. Easttm ud xv ovstere wtu ue nriipr ptirprTRinmnM. a served by us are recenei FTim niir iiu-n imrx iti WACHS1B BROTHI PR nPRIEl Let Us Do VIC V . n Af Mll tmntif)& able prices. . :n u l our uui" Hcnrv l-eet'" - . . lint '..ic May, grain - -feed bought aw5 Horses for wir.f.iAM mtm. TTacC ft Successtor to nj- T have compfiteiit to locate Valuable Ttmhet Claims h line o-' forflrst-cos'"' m.T n -tiiZJ mi r-a n av 1 l.I-FV Have some