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THURSDAY, APRIL 17. 1902, UNBEARABLE ITCHING yett It "Would Be a. Itellef to Tear Skin From Back. Cured by CUTICCKA. 1 had a breaking out all over my back. The Itching waa almost unbearable, aod at time I felt that It would be a relief to tear the ekln ofl my back. I tried doctors' pre icripiioru. ana several remedies, without even relief. I read of yonr Cltihuka reme diee In tlio Indianapolis JTaet. After three application, my back quit Itching, and bj- the time the box of CtmcunA Ointment wa half ued the breaking ont had all disappeared. J. II. THOMAS. 2310 Cornell Ave., Indianapolis, Ini CUTICUR A THE SET SI.25 Complete External and Internal Treat ment for Every Humor, cotwinting of to cut,i Soap (c), to elearwe the ikln of ernu and Kales, Ccticcoa Ointment (50c), to Uay Itching, and nothe and heal. Ccncnm Bxsoi TEST I JOcO, to cool nd clean the blood. Sold thronont the world. 1'OTTr.ttDnro akdCttek. Co nr., Pole Iro., Boston, "How to Curt ilrnlris HcmoTi," tree. Tinntrpr nf TCplnffnP' 4"nfiP,-' ,and- Immediately everything uanger 01 neiaimg haiku , Dcniocratlc Hor?cs wunt DoIiM) rlntPR nn t.Vlfi Rtnmn. I Mules wont Democratic. j one of his favorite passages bo i Un. XoS : year j bis way a, Benton j mime strange perversity the nsvcrsHy " m-Wil people carried the election for tin ( Uawkiu. ana u- " was miller Benjamin Harrison. Up in reached the high water nrosnerity. In that TESTS ROADMATERIAL. . nondmakerii' v.m.ble Wort ,,,e Laboratory the cost ot people currit-u iuc i'' i - . , i.ntti-bt ( Democrats and elected Orover Cleve-. thrtu?hont h otvn boHi i. . i. ..... ,P.i.in. n-Mit niw hot day Colonel nemoa IXJCAL nnd CLIMATIC Kothinc bat a local remedy or change of Climate will cure CATARRH. The Spoctnc is Ely's Cream Balm It it qnickly absorbed. Olves Relief at once- Opens and cleense; CATARRH Humorous Tales Told by Public Speakers Must Be Brief and Snappy, j What the Old Farmer Had Forgot-j ten Wit and Sarcasm of Charles j went inocratic. Cattle, bops ntiii KtiPfii went Democratic Wheat . i ...... ... .a., r laim. l-ln. nn t lw Cl'Hi"!? corn. oats, ua; uuu wuuu ..... . ---- - .... f rh -rout ex fi Kr ti, a..P..r trees In tin- denlv rose In the m.dt of tne " .liltlV -.5- . Wabash valley went Democratic to such an extent that the sap ref used to run." And I never saw an audience that that bit of extravagant humor and sarcasm did not set to shouting. Lan dis has a most fetching style of dellv 1 -.nn" tn experts. buildine the best sort of macadam road bnildlng the poorest is about ?S,000. .. 1 isst some thirty years IT .--- ,,, ,, tree In the courthouse square at j orJlnarv the loortot twh B. Landis Governor Ball's Apt II lustration-Lack of Beauty as Po-1 ls B!ls . I: ' X. ' w iV j i. i s cry. uuu uis uiuuiiui iuiu I .peaking to vt taoltltnde tder tbe Indon. "Hoi.t John" Hawkins , .Ire re,lrs after about two Ivinr on the rrass Hsteainc He (-nc- sometimes have to be iWyroselnthemW.tofjne.tex- th, five or six senator speech and at the to, .of hi; urtirol. voice yelled, "xom ieu.. - ' S ed vs The Saturday Kvenins rbu second choice for povemor of M Nsourt . -' b ter materials are easily for 30 years:- Benton stopped and. Of. en he r 1 than , , .. tunot mnnner. sain IH HI- u,r I"""" " "Mav 1 Imiulre who is yon, choicer1 "Any man In the sta .t rot nrn not select- who Is your nrsr , tr?-r " nf tue road. te who s i owin? 10 m n 1 1 nntnn can ieat oioh f thir f-norance. for which tue tax- -Honest John." to the severely, the government the audience. "Honest John hit the , V": ,f destroy. Abont a bull's eye that time dead sure pop. aZ, ";.Mihnd In the bureau for which the tax- K.itw ) imlklers. wstn tue laugnter auu umuusi: what he said, perhaps more. If nnulfrint of Farmlno. . in our debates Mr. Landis would I that time u an ik tf cstabH,hc(1 ln the 1)Urenu sometimes hop on to Bryan about turn- A Nsw Way of Getting Elec.ed. 1 cheaj,stry of the agricultural de- 1ns farmer. He alleged veiiemenuy lnipossiuie if j"""- , jmrtnient a 'Toaa material luiru...., litiea' Capital His Second Choice. Copyright. 1W2, by Champ CIark.1 j Tersons who have not experimented, with telling nuecdotcs may not know. It, but It Is never the less true, thatj there are at least a score of anecdotes 1 amusing when you read them to where ; ... lin .,f1 nnt k.nmr nnvtllin. abom cCem and unprecedented as It mtdount- , . business of which is to test determine uieir under the ron- hen samples with hTs hired man jiottering about tbt j the race to secure it. . of flH ne rocfes nvnilable in a given farm. Bryan waved his hand toward ; In 1SS2 Judse John A. Mnckey. Judge ; JocJlUv flre sent t0 lt- j, wl) Uetermiue a .field of growing grain and said, 'Bill.t William A. Guun and Mr. J. D. nn .jjj,",, tue ,est results under will soon have to get into that were having a reanoi iiuer " . conditions of rainfall and tempera- uiere is one m 10 ten in a iiuunc mk.-w.ai. ; tiI1t.,r nmi to nrove It he said: "A edl.v was, one i'ikc coumj 'nmw seut it and The latter class must be short, snappy; f Iolltic.ar,s ylslted Mr. Bryan made his calling and election to a cov-. - roadbuilding nnd to the point. Esiecinlly Is that, , fa d f , uim , company eted ollice sure by withdrawing from . , w MM true ln congress. In that arena niaiiy would be humorists fall down by! spinning an anecdote out to too great! a length. One day Mr. Reeder of Kail- j sat! consumed at least ten minutes in ; elaborating something which he unwise- j ly deemed nn nuecdote. When he had 1 concluded, Mr. Thayer of Massachu-j setts very pertinently and innocently , inquired, "Whnt is the point to that' etory T' house. . i .ai. 1h Wa litmln, wheat.' whereupon Bill replied. ' ny. ligbt tor represenwuM: . j gaining there. Mr. Bryan, that isn't wheat; tnat sjture. r or weess xue r a ' vn materiai sent in is tested for abra- nompntntlon and tousrhness ana oats:' Governor Ball's Story. My old law partner, ex-Lieutennnt Reeder's "anecdote" bored the I Governor David A. Ball who was ex- but Thayer's question con house canvass. One flue morning, to 1 the surprise of all. Judge Gunn an-, - i,.in"iis soon as nounceo Ills renreimrui nuui uc . He did this In perfect good faith. There A GOOD FRONT brines many a deserving wno, ju-ciaa, mignt iail. Our in makiLg your apparel what H ku ire cuubitjia in KeeDlDP vonr 1:. was bine and ironinc them u,.Jz titer uriuu our woik. nti c'J'i THE DOMESTIC J. F. Hobinson, Prop. the proier machines can be built. The nwifnup determination or iiaraness. i VIU I -A JV7 AJUI U - ----- r . Tt t.Al HiHtnlr I Congressman Alexander Monroe Dock- 5 no trick awuu u. - uo , of far ,ess iln,M)rtan(.e than i . . . - it . I i-rmni u'eftrr of the contot. All tue ' . . ' . , vulsed It. j "Ma Left Out" . . Anon I lioowl rnlnnol 1 1 if. A TPrv. ! 1. 1 1 111... i, vuw a k v. vv.w.w. . ' i run QTiiiiin. hi uiss tswtefiiL iir iuui-i - . . .tfAJWiJJSSSt. rfil n If HFAH one of my constituents, relate In a tbe bsurd preaicnn.ent In which : many admirable qua! Bons 'or tnr , " w- w - -- niililln CT I iil-i rt TltO Till! 1 r 1 ' ' that of the other qoalities named. 3 nn the Eense oi Taste and SmelL No Uercury. Ho Injurious Drug. Regular iie -5Cc : Family siia J1.00, at DraeeltU or by mail. LT BBOTflERS fid Warren St., cw Tork. public pp"ech the , . . riii- . i. , t 1 crown cry s ODPoneni m ivw tor tue uciuw - - , . jj ; teat or me otm f . . .. - .j. i iion-cnnnnrf ran; oni 111 uouiw i.-ovin . . ... , t. crauc nominauon lor governor oi jus- 7T , ,,, , The abrasion tost aeterniiues 10 uai a or oG eauonnis mmai, - m-,rl will te worn forth m extenso nis , - .t.,.,.. away oy a given amouui ti iuuvub, rinding, shaking togethc. and so on. souri, Is a capital story teller on or oG j skies and setting P10" a gold Democrat would find himself in ' pJoce. Some of the editors wrote w.rb , NOW IS THE TIME to have your homes or plnces of business papereti, painted and put in shaje,for house cleaning time is uear at hand, eo dout delay. Our st-nrk of Wall Paper, Paints and Mouldings is com plete. The newest styles of Wall Paper are at our store and -sve have expert workmen to do the papering and decorating. Come and let us figure on your work. We will save you money. ARTISTIC DECORATOR anecdote which he declared that he fo. Presiaent McKlnley he told 5 ?tee tte i..t-n.1 from enmo Totns Ktntpsmau ... b . i tnis ii l n s honnm and expected their B1MK l" " v- at xne lvausus uuv cuuvt-unuii. j.u, tnp uouse illustrate tue imiwrtunce, even tue uu-; nn old fejiow- who undertook to solute necessity, of Incorporating the mmmlt ellicifie hr hancint: himself 1 ense. bimetallic plank In -the Democratic; platform Colonel Avery said: j "Near Troy, where I live, resides a I prosperous farmer. One evening when It is obtained by placing fragments of they , . - .i .i .i are s?iiarea. or uiucu:ueit m laic "Up in Pike county there j HwS " , which ordinarily is no: sufficient to man to w mbcu - i - . . to their amazement and j orea mem, ano tneu m-.ulv. stmed their re-1 amount oy wnicn inej are reuui iu vim Thn rpmpiitfltiou test IS to (11S- Bi:t. with a blind bridle. Abont the time he was gong off they cut him down and rubbed him till he came to. He rubbed ! man. h nnil bi wif w..r.- enmlnr to tni!",D l-"' notiHons beseechlBS nun to re-enter memeu uipeuirr i-y mu ... ...ii ,.wj. n,,t i; in H,ir ! said, 'John, if you bad let me alone .. Vn th rnd. aiwiir a rolline or trampling of fn,iiv smmlies his daughters ave him! tt m,mUe ,0DSer 1 wou,.d. ave been in . . to - j, m rmuer luau m- j obUiued by subjecting -w., iir ..f nini,w -hi..i. thv heaven: The boy repuea: les: yon ; . .r mmhvr mnnhr of Vik . formed by mixine the tired he eho'dd purchase for them. Ar rived In town, he went to a drugstore nnd drank n bottle of beer, as was his enstom. Tl?n he proceeded to buy the things which his danghters had writ ten down tn the list. As he bought he checked them on the paper. Having finished that matter, he went to the drugstore and drank another bottle of beer. Then tre hitched up his team and started home. On the way he bad a knows. Governor Dockery is a large. would have cut a devil of a figure in heaven looking through a blind bridle, wouldn't you?' ThatV the way u Dem- j ocrat would look voting the Republican , ticket tinder any circumstances," con- j eluded the governor. j Won on His Looks. . Governor Ball is the only man 1 ever ; knew who made political capital out of ! bis laqk of beauty. As everybody distrust, the people con: mrirc lit Km! v and ffreaur mourneu ' the los of tbe service of so worthy a f fiover the adhesive power of the dust They delueed Jndge Gunn with gronaa rrom tne Buosxauce auu UUU I'V ut' the road. It is little cylinders. dust w!th dis tilled water, to the continual blows of a weight falling through a Lt-d d.s tanee. Some substances will i.e shat tered at once, but otbars will sustain j rw wur 1IIW a.lla W 1 1 W T I in 1 Jaa Billiards at GoIdcnJRtfle A. tllf 1 CLUU U WILLlAAlh&WlLL AAIS. 213 Court Street. like Bacbel. mourning and refusing to be comforted he yielded gracefully to the Inevitable, reannooneed his candi dacy the succeeding week and usirubu dlctu, walked off with the nomination, as many aa 2.000 exactly similar blows He was duly elected and re-elected and before falling to piece. This shows I A. W Jfc. tV Eerved his people faithfully and well. CnAia Ci-akk. the ability of the material to repair it self when pat on a road. BUY YOUR LUMBER AT THE Oregon Lumber Yard AJta St., opp. Court Honse. PRICES AS LOW A5 THE LOWEST For All Kinds of Building Material, Including Doors Windows Screen Doors and Windows Building Paper Lime Cement Brick and Sand And Don't Forget Our Wood Gutters For Barns and Dwellings very pronounced feeling that he had forgotten something. Yon have all ex perienced that feelins and know how it worries yuu. He racked his brain tc discover what it was that he had for gottfti without avail. He finally .stop ped his wagon, unwrapped the various iwctwdgi's nf goods nnd carefully com pared theui with the list. Everything tallied exactly. He drove on, still pos sessed with the idea that he had for gotten something. When he reached home, the girls ran out to meet him and were delighted wltlrthe articles he had purchased for them. lie asked them If nil the things were there, nnd they de clared they wore. Just then one of them looked at the empty wagon auri Inquired. 'Pa, where is ma?' 'By Jove," the old man exclaimed. 'I knew I hnd forgotten soinethlug. and it Is your ma'.' So," continued the colonel, "when anybody writes a Democratic platform and leaves out bimetallism, as sure ns you live be has 'forgotten ma,' and we can't get along without her." "Everything Democratic" in the debates which I had ln 100O with Hon. Charles B. Landis be handsome inau. The Globe-Democrat some years ago declared that he -was "the mote pulcbrltudlnous member of the Missouri delegation in congress." Ball Is a small, wiry man, not especial ly handsome, not very ugly. In his speeches lie magnifies hk ugliness for the humor of the thiug. He says: "Not lone since I was up at Pleasant Hill campaigning. I didn't know a soul in the town. So I started out to get ac quainted. The first man 1 met was a tall, good looking man. I walked up to Morals of tbe Child. The moral development of tne child begins almost as son aa its mental, i n and the two march hand in band. The " home is the place where correct mora! principles should be first instilled in the mind of tbe child, and neglect of GOOD ROADS ARGUMENTS. Ella Wheeler Wlleox Would lavrore Our Highways. It appears that Mrs. Wilcox has he come a good roads convert in earnest. this may mean endless suffering for "l"f , k,m taa ! B"ffto WV of practical modem i method of road Improvement, says I iood Roads Magazine. The following ' are some of her good roads arguments: l "Between a bad road and a good road I feel the same difference that Is parents and child. Too often this Is left to the servants, relatives or the teacher later. The parent who can neglect this side of the child's develop ment and trust it to somebody else is not worthy of the responsibility that I him and said: 'Good morning, sir. My 1 lect Is not altogether intentional, but name is Ball.' 'Dave Ball?" the stran ger asked. 'Yes; Dave Ball of Pike.' 'What! Are you the man who Is running for governor?' "Yes; I am the man.' The tall one looked down on me for a moment nnd said, 'Well, I'll be ever lastingly luirnswaggled! After having relieved himself In that way and re covered from his surprise he took me all over town and Introduced me to. the entire population." Dr. Buckner's Question. It takes a man of infinite good na ture nnd nn exquisite sense of the ri- UL ! nAM.u.r.iKIA 1 1 . .1 has been conferred upon her. The neg- 'rT , 4 u'Kur auu Iuuueu diculous to relate an anecdote lu public tiki not tell many anecdotes, but hei : tue point is against ctmseir. rni managed to work a good deal of wit. j Bn!1 delights to do. in Pike county humor and sureasm Into his speeches, i ,,ves n maa of Preat Intellectual bril- ' llnnov nnrno Tit Kamiuil W Itimbnar' 1 more often due to lack of energy and ! , lu, "l a forethought. The work does not begin ! warrlor' bnt Be proof ,of true eat early enough, and the little mind get ' ??Ja man interest In warped before tbe lemons are taught.- ! 'f1 flDe IT? 8"d in J,laatinS Woman's Home Companion. 1 shade vnich ae kaew be mm ; not live to enjoy. BOeet of TlSUt Clothing. I "Jfjf J " T' . . . , , , to me we sbonid build good approaches Wy red hands are often caused by it0 them Allleriea UtJlUPPIn coll. tlcbt stays snutr s.eeves or pmchlng t 8tfa?tins ,uxnrious coaches shoes. Choking collars will occasional-1 nA ..,.., vm.mv 11 uui tr.viiiiiu iy be tile cause. Tbe body must be com fortably dressed. No matter how triv ial the discomfort, tbe effect will show ..USE PURE.. Artificial iceiff more time, labor and money in ierfect ing wagon roads? "It is a oMflt nUr- it,., . V. . in the facial eapre-alon. A hairpin that . me;: 7 ZZ 17" 1 " "rrvrm' guiu of money for the biUldiug or roads all weary and worried look. Strange, isn't j " t .1.V1 7 . ' " lLauj It? There Is many a beauty i!Uh can T1LJ has gone into the scalp an inch or two will make tbe most angelic face wear a The Columbia Lodging House KEWIiY FURNISHED BAR IN CONNECTION IN CENTER OF BLOCK BET. AXTA & WEBB BTS F.X. SCHEMPP,Prop. He is a brother to Judge A. H. Bnck ner, who for 12 j-enre represented this district In congress with signal ability. Buckner is decidedly abseiitinind He nud Ball are great cronies.. Ids stump fipeaohe Up relates this lodicrous Incident: "One day as Dr. Buckner and 1 were walking a! our the street I told him I was thinking of ernor and asked him what he t bought of It and said: 'I would artt im- yon to rnr. teach. traced to some silly, useless little 1 on marshaled its inmates in line and uuu... .vu. uwr uuu UiU&ee 1. r. rule IO ant Kom t , eat food that is hitrblv anieed nr r. , 861 .lhem to work even tb ,uots stimulating Is llkilv t 1- t. y5r tae highways. with a very fiorid complexion or coarse red bands. Crisp green vegetables, lean broiled meats, n diet that Is geu orally simple and enbatantia). is the first law of all beautifying. what double good wi uld result-trooii to the traveling pubi.e and good to the t nnfortunate bfiugs to whom sun and tresn ar are better and more human like than tracts and sermons. "Every farmer. Uif-rcUaut. railroad Dirty I'ainRonlo. ! venlle a.uker. automobile or bl- "Patagonjaus are not L-ian's cycl 0WDer- manufacturer or pleasure Ho seemed to tafce to the Idea , have supposed and as tlie gectgrapUies ' w ongnt t0 s!St a pedtlon asking Id: 'I would & m- yon to rnr. teach." said a man who "tJ tp-oi.--i I eonsr6 to take a larger Interest In The pay Is good, the p,sStin bonorabie I "They are large in companion with the 8 I"" ; and the duties light.' Then for setvral ' other South American natives- that f " " ' niinut-s he walked along in a brown all. Everything is relative rnn . An rhnt Strike. study, utterly oblivions to all tenwrrl al things. At last he stopped nml look- they can stand the cold so well. I havt "'' ;.nts which do most of their eu ine fiqun-eiy in ine tace. 1 nRKeti Telephone Main 105. No Sediment to Foul Your Refrigerator No Disease Germs to Endanger Your Health The East Cregonlan Is Eastern Ore-, representative paper. It leads, I the people appreciate It and show I . ilJertlsfni mX'moffscWI I A A UJluDALL CC ROSS blm what he was studying about. He j replied, 'I was just, thinking that if you were elected lieutenant governor nnd the governor happened to die what a devil of a fix the state would be in! " Always His Second Choice. The greatest fight for high office ever made by an old man in the history of this world was that of Thomas Hart Benton when he appealed to the people nnd ran for governor of Missouri In 1S30. At the advanced nge of 75 he traveled day and night and canvassed the entire state. That was before the days of railroads, and It wns a colossal undertaking. The old statesman laid on and spared not. His enemies adopt ed his tactics and raised blm at his own game Thev were n nmltlt nrlo - rf- .vwuic. Mill EllAir f-i . ... But they are very fat. That is why m Wack ants bnve nt- they can stand the cold so well. I bnve "nU Wbicb do most of tbelr seen Patngonian men and bovs running ' iTf .. tUOUl- 0nee lD ablle these nrouud unclad while I was wrapped In ' H l fe,Iows w eo ou strike, MV UlUL'Kh in' T r T AA. -1. ... w Wk VV L AlCllI off their food warm garments, with the snow falling 7 CK try 1 unon them in nuantirioe nr,i i "" t0 work by cnttlnsr blowing bitterly. They are kept warm !?mply; If. does nt succeed, they l.v their fat and iiiw p.... vrm attack the strikers in one of the dirtiest places imaginable. I ? B a f,ai.d and Wt nnother gang 0f Don't go there if you hate dirt. That ' ei,ows lnt the colony. But the Is my advice to nil who contemning Journey to the jumping off place of South America." "I would marry that girl but for one thing." "What's that-afraid to pop the Ques tion?" "No;-afraid . -.r m r '-Xew York Herald. Ab pe"p j. : formerly etti. IV 1 Krnn mnn ,....H .1 ... i ..... i . , . . hul i ii I """v'1 ""-" oi meet uegui io stay iy tt,, u, a. day -awi. " " "njuic ioua uu occusiuuai bn uioue. Icom5' 83 a rule, join tbe strikers. airibe enos by the "yellows" es caping and founding a colony for thein- ..TV." ?nlr Ch"nce They Have. All Joshua wonu," said Fanner Ccntossei wife, 'is a chance to show ui uv can do. Josh Is 0lit. of tll0se ,)Wipl( who ueyer eteia to git n chance to do anything t-tp, s.meiUng they cau't do," anlungton Star. "Have sold the two properties decribed below. Have others equally as good." $1,250 Two lots and house, Si.ooo, or will sell on installrr cuts. .nil i i u u n ti it i i k i ft. KiaJLlfaJ, A1 MOVED TO JUDD BUILDING. I nillll 1 1 U ir I-.4I ...aar..... U1A VAIiUluv ' Proprietor iiiri iintrh nen Pppri Yard. Cavalr)JHorseb fur Sale. . . rr irVK BEST? OF CAKk. TEAMS OVLL NgHT jm I I Not on Pasco, BUI vi' ntn?nr rJQl) ADDITION TO PENDLETON. for im. m aai mm r-cTATE 01 -Rulldluft