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T h u r sd a y . S e p t. 17, 1942 T h e G old H ill N e w s , G old H ill, O reg o n CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED OUR COMIC SECTION D E P A R T M E N T TRUCK PA RTS H e a v y -d u ty h.xllee, tiro » , M o to r» . » « e l» . hn lu t» »n<t ueeil p a rt» , tr u c k » P o r tla n d , O r» . " RABBITS A N D SKINS P O U L T IL Y A N O K A B H IT N W A N T E D Oood w h it» f r y e r r a b b it a k ln a »Oo to Otic per lb W r it » p o s tc a rd fo r rloee and In fo r m a tio n Baby * 8 a , »30 A. W . »»on«. P o rtia » « . Or». “ HELP W AN TED- ~ BLACKBERRY AND BEAN P ickers W a n te d O u r g r o w e r» need y o u r h e lp to h a r v e s t t h e ir cro p « A r m y B iid N a v y w a n t la r g e q u a n titie s o f b la c k b e rrie s a nd beans. H e lp s av e fo o d f o r w a r p r o g ra m ! OOOD OOOD O a O M P IC K r V O PBXOSB C o m e w e e k -en d « o r a fe w d r ye each w eek. L e t ue k n o w h o w m a n y In y o u r p a r ty . C om e a n y tim e ! Hut C o m e !! F o r In f o r m a t io n ph o n e S u m n e r 414. W a s h in g to n Packers» In c ., H urnner. W a s h in g to n . W A N T E D - F r e i g h t H a n d le r s f o r In s id e w s re h o u s e w o rk w it h o p p o r t u n it y fo r a d v a n c e m e n t In p e r m a n e n t. It a llr o a d w o rk . A g e s 18-51. H a t e 97c p e r h o u r. A p p ly »outh- e ro P a o lflo A g e n t, W. W. P a r k ft X o y t S tr e e t. P o r tla n d . O re g o n . f FO R SALE B O P T I IW K H T W a s h in g to n lo gged o f f land «, lu r g r o r » m u ll tr a c t» . A. W . H a m m o n d H n u tb Itr n d , W a s h in g to n . H O A C ItE H N o r t h H a k o la w h e a t ra n c h , tr a d e fo r W a s h in g to n o r O re g o n p ro p e rttn n . A W H a m m o n d . S o u th R end, W a s h in g to n . TW O 1 0 .to n H Y D H A U L IC IIO I8 T H w it h h in d p la te a . Id -In c h ram a , t r a v e l 101 f t . H alla e k W r o o k ln g Oo.. ■ a tta c k W a s h in g to n . B O -K O - E N O U G H TO K I I . I . O V F .I» too T R K IC H o r » p ro n ta . 11.60. Bo x o , J o n e e to w n . M ia » . T H A I ’ F O X O H C O Y O T E ; on b a ra g ro u n d or deep » now . W r it e fo r fre e liin a t n i t r i i c ir c u la r . IS Q- B n n o b , W s le h . M tn n e e o ta . F O R H A I.E — H a n d y I t l g R o m n e y . S u f fo lk . H a m iie h lr r , C o r rle d a le r e g is te re d am t u n re g la te re d ra m » an d ew ea A la n G r a d e a lie e p a ll ages. C o ffin B ro s , Y a k im a . W ash. R E G I S T E R E D HAMPSHIRE 1IOO8— S u rp lu s s to c k a t y o u r p ric e . C oine a nd m a k e y o u r bid Y e a r lin g sow s bred g ilts . E a ll plga. b o a r» a nd lits , 100 head to s e le ct f r o m . <!»t o u u d a tto n s to c k fr o m g r a n d c h a m - lnna. Oao. a. To ra at, B outs 3, o r v a llla . O re g o n . f £ R E G IS T E H E H H O I.H T E IN BULLS. O N E .M O N T H to .1 y e a r» , ty p e a nd bncked by h ig h p ro d u c tio n on b o th aides. A ls o fo r s ale , a e v e ra l r e g is te re d h e if e r c alv e» . J o h n O a a a ar, B le a r B o a « , Y a a o o u e a r, W a n h . 20 PICTURES W A N T E D — Standard oil view s—M t. RaU n ier. Diam ond H ead, others. T ra d e . C . W . B ., 1HM W ila e a , Baa M a r la « , C a lif. thu 6 k wreckino compahy lo t h A H . K H a w th o rn » . D E P A R T M E N T HEAD R E G IS T E H E H HAMP S H IR E R A M S C h o ice 125 00 The lo t tton no. o . W . Orssham , Band- point, Idaho. HEMORRHOIDS (Pile*) Hernia (Rupture), fissure er fistula Such dieotdure Im p e l! your h e a lth — elficieaoy — e a ra ia g power, For 3 0 yeere we have eueceeelully t r e a te d thou- eande of people for these a il- meute. No h o s p ita l op e ra tion. N o c o n fin e m e n t. N o loee of tim e from work. C e ll for e ia m in e tio a or «end for F R K K d es crip tiv e B o o k le t Open fre e in g $, Mon , Wed., f r i, 7 to 8 3 0 Dr.CJ. DEAN CLINIC P h y s ic ia n a n d S u rg e o n W. I. Cot. I. Barn.tda ead Greed Are. Tetepkoee X A .t 3018. Portland, Oregon "Come on, Joe, here'» a nice tat one Just coming out.” Zeppo M arx or the tamed 4 Ma r i men was the “ kid brother” who was ordered into the act by their moth er . . . Zeppo was too young to be trusted with valuable pieces of stage business or punch-lines—and so he merely tagged along, making faces or joining in the chorus . . . Of course, he was paid well . . . While Harpo, Chico and Groucho squan dered their coin on their families, fun or at dice games—Zeppo kept salting his away . . . Eventually, he wearied of hamming it and sud denly popped up as a Hollywood agent — buying into a prospering agency . . . Later he opened his own and represented many movie stars . . . H e’s rich today . . . His brothers aren't . . . In his spare time Zeppo fussed with mechanical things at home—while the brothers made whoofiee—and now and then he was laughed at for wasting his time at his "experiments” . . . So what? . . . Zeppo now owns a West coast defense plant! Afnn About T o ilm The Star-Spangled: Bing Crosby, rumored Washington-bound to enlist in the arm y, isn’t eligible. He went there for orders on the G reat Bond Drive . . . Ty Power, who w ill train for the gliders, proudly wearing the emblem of the marines as a bouton niere . . . D arryl Zanuck, who quit his 20th Century-Fox job (at $5,000 per week) considerably relieved. “ I felt,” he said, "that I was merely another actor—playing a p art” . . . Hazel Scott, who clicked so big in Hollywood, getting a $1,000 bonus from M G M for her fortnight’s work . . . Lieut. Burgess Meredith, Wm. Saroyan and G. O. Welles in the 1-2-3--dame hunters . . : M y m a Loy —The Myrna Lisa. Sounds-ln-the-NIght: At Reuben’s: “ Horace Greeley said: ‘Go West, Young M a n !’ and what did he do? He stayed in New York and got rich!” . . . At Mother K elly’s: “ On Broadway they keep telling you to keep punching—hoping you’ll knock yourself out” . . A t the P ark Cen tral Cocoanut Grove: “ He was once caught in e truth” . . . At the Aquarium: “ She was so lovesick she took the first pill that came along” . . . At Toots Shor’a: “ One of these days a check is gonna reach out and grab him I ” P S Y C H IA TR Y AND WAR fS u ii" l'd by f/ir propoial that, b t/n ri bring inducted, ull mrn in ihr armed lo rctl »hould undergo Irtli by pifchitlrnU .) CASE 3402: Subject’s name ia Paul Revere. Very impulsive type. Admits he likes to ride horseback at night. Prefers to do so alone. As a child played with lanterns, re jecting toys. First words as an in- funt according to parents was “ Gid- d ap!” Admits he liked to go around at night waking up neigh bors. Conclusion: E rratic, stubborn type with little emotional stabil ity. We think ho should be care fully watched, kept away from horse» and not trusted with any mission of Importance. • • • CASE 7629. Subject's name Is Israel Putnam. Admits he can't stand being left out of a fight. W ill drop everything to get into one. Highly Impulsive and quarrelsome. As a child he was left in his baby- carriage a few minutes by a nurse. He promptly took hold of the wheels and rode It down a steep flight of steps. Seems proud of the incident when reminded of it now and says he would do it again. Likes to ar gue. Very difficult to stop. Im pa ' tient of those who differ with him. Has sharp temper and is given to violent actions on occasion. Conclusion: Clearly a mental case. Keep In a cool dry place and perm it no initiative. s e e CASE 9720: Subject’s name ia George Washington. Exhibits many unusual trans and tendencies. As a young man he cut down a fine cherry tree without being asked to do so. When father asked him if he did it he promptly told the truth, in fact it was dif?’ '*'tlt to tell whether he was confessing or boasting. Liked to fight Indians although he could make good living as a surveyor. Openly says kings are over-rated. | ( Says he wouldn't be one if he could. I Conclusion: Schizophrenia or something. Plainly not type suit ' ed to position of leadership. • • • CASE 9277: Name, U. S. Grant. I Very unstable. Case history shows him indolent and disposed to let things slide. Careless about person al appearance. Difficult to draw into a discussion but very vehement when once aroused. Smoked cigars in gram m ar school. Drinks. When asked if he drank anything, he re plied: “ Anything!” Conclusion: Unreliable, intem perate and a little touched in the head. Suited only to Indoor work under careful watch, e s s CASE 6223: Benedict Arnold. Subjected this man to exhaustive tests. He met them all with pose and patience. Very intelligent. Has rem arkable self-confidence. E x presses self lucidly and seems well informed on everything. Is some what vain, a bit impetuous and rath er fond of money and position, but on the whole a charming, highly in telligent person. Conclusion: This man Is clear ly of exceptional character. We would not hesitrte to trust him anywhere. e e Dripping Audiences Much w ater must be removed from the atmosphere by air-con ditioning equipment to keep the humidity at a comfortable level in places where large numbers con gregate in summer, according to Collier’s. F or instance, an audi ence of 2,000 in a movie theater o il a hot night gives off from 24 to 36 gallons of moisture an hour, depending on the nature of the picture. How to stump your friends: Ask them what is the first bugle call of the day in the Army. I t ’s ten to one they’ll say “ Reveille.” They’ll be wrong. I t ’s “ First C all." Most of your friends know, though, that the cigarette that gets first call with Arm y men is Camel. And Camel is the favorite •with men in all branches of the service — N avy, Marines, Coast Guard, too. (Based on actual sales records from service men’s stores.) And a carton of Camels is their favorite gift. Local dealers are featuring Camel cartons for service men now.—Adv. s ’M A T T E R P O P a tip A deltctous cereal that supplies per serving (1 eg.)r the fu ll minimum da ily need o f vitamin D i 1/4 the daily need o f vitamin Bx. Sentinels" o f Health O D on’t N eglect T hem ! By C. M . Payne y WHO The B ell Svndicute In c — W N U Service • T IM E OUT! I t ’s bad enough to lose the key To my front door, but worse Is when I ’m with the wife and she Has put It In her purse! —M e rrill Chilcote. e • e Do You Remember— Away back when if the railroads were doing capacity business both in passengers and freight they could make money? e « a Impending Battle: When the WAAC who never forgets finds she has to salute the captain who once said she had no style sense. a T a lk in ' to a fe llo w th e o th e r day. I c o u ld n 't h e lp t h l n k ln ' t h a t lo ts o f fo lk s c la im th e y ha v e a n open m in d w h e n th e fa c t o' th e m a tte r Is It's o n ly v a c a n t. W h ic h re m in d s m e t h a t I f you re a lly t h i n k s tra ig h t a b o u t v it a m in s , y o u ’l l see w h y I keep t e lll n ’ fo lk s a b o u t K E L L O G G 'S P E P . A n ’ th a t's because th is s w ell cereal Is e x tr a -r ic h In th e tw o v ita m in s m ost o fte n s h o rt In o rd in a ry m eals — B, a n d D . A n d b e liev e m e, PEP Is a m ig h ty s llc k -ta s tln g cereal. W h y d o n 't yo u t r y I t to m o rro w ? he ' s GOT HI S' mother ' s eyes - ANO H1S FATHER S HAIR ! H IS GRANDFATHERS H O SE - s W N U —13_________________ 37—42 A SUPERB H O H L IN SAN F R A N C IS C O a • Add similes: As funny as a poli tician urging that politics be dropped for the duration. a a a Im a Dodo watched the recent total eclipse of the moon. I t lasted an hour and a half. “ Gosh!" she ex claimed. “ For a time I was afraid it wouldn’t get out of it.” a a a Secretary Stim»on announces that the army will now lake men 50 yean of age. Bring your pill», liniment», arch tupport- ert, brace and Irutil 0 K D oans P ills We hear that every time our fleet commanders hear Alex Severesky on the a ir they check up to see if they still have any vessels left. a a a 500.000 typewriters are wanted for the arm y and navy. We de plore this. The army and navy have enough troubles without having to master the job of changing a typewriter ribbon, s Nature designed the kidneys to do a marvelous job. Their task ia to keep the flowing blood stream free of an excess of toxic impurities. The act of living— It/« •tielf— is constantly producing waste matter the kidneys must remove from the blood if good heath ia to endure. When the kidneys fail to function as Nature intended, there la retention of waste that may cause body-wide dis tress. One may suffer nagging backache» persistent headache, attacks of dixxineaa, getting up nights, swelling, puffineee under the eyes— feel tired, nervous, all worn out. Frequent, scanty or burning paaaapa are sometimes further evidence of kid ney or bladder disturbance. The recognized and proper treatment tea diuretic medicine to help the kidneys rid of excess poisonous body waste. i Doon'« Pill». They have had more than forty years of public approval. Are endorsed the country over. Insist on Doan’». Sold at all drug stores. 0 » Can You Remember— Away back when woman’s place was said to be in the home? • on The question every g irl with a sweetheart in the service asks when ever any other male of the same age is observed in civvies, “ Why isn't he in uniform?” J. Millar Watt Convenient to b u tin e » . shopping and theatres. * * Dancing nightly to tho muiic of n a tio nally known orchestras. F O F U IA R F R IC f D A L IT T L E CARP The Hunt Having dined in a restaurant with her husband, a woman missed her gloves when she was on her way out. Murm uring something to her husband, she hurried back to the ta ble to look for them. Not seeing them on the table, she lifted the cloth and began to grub about on the floor. Just then a w aiter came up. “ Pardon me, m adam ,” he said, “ but the gentleman is over there by the door.” E S T IM A T E RESTAURANT SIN G LE FR O M $ 4 O O U I IE ( T W IN BEDS) F R O M $9 SUITES F R O M $ 1 0 Special 25% Oiicount for man of the armed forces ond their families. A generally lower scale o f r a t « for long form occupancy. “ I get paid fox what I know, not for what I do.” "A ren ’t you always overdrawing your salary account?” < - I dinodil V Rit mrn
