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THURSDAY, AUG. 28, 1941
The Gold Hill N ew s, Gold Hill. Oregon
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C L A S S IF IE D
D E PA R T M EN T
OUR COMIC SECTION
TRUCK PARTS
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FAST SERVICE
B o ll D evelop ed and T w o P rin ts front
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B ach Good K « ( » t i n
25c
PWOTO COMPANY
Portland. O ra
t P R IN T S A N D TW O E N L A R G E
M ENTS 25o— M ads by P ortland's larg
est reta il kodak fin ish er.
S a tis fa c
tion gu a ra n teed. Q u ality P ictu re O a
Box W3S73. P ortlan d . Oregon.
HELP WANTED
HOP PICKERS WANTED
W 1ORICH RANCH located fiv e m ile s
S ou th o f Independence, Ore.
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a c r e s rood p ick in g no se e d le ss hops.
H igh w a g es paid
Modern sh ad y
sa n ita r y policed cam p, w ith store,
butch er shop, restau ran t, ca b in a
t e n ta sto v es, wood, ru n n ing w ater,
elect rio lig h ts dance h all, nursery,
stra w , sh ow ers. V isit ranch or w rite
fo r job.
A d d ress:— WTOBICM
RANCH . B ox B, Independence, O ra
FOR SALE
M onkeys, P a r r o ta L ove B irds. P ln c h e a
S u p p lies.
W h o lesa le and reta il.
C an aries w anted.
M on tavllla P et
Shop. 423 S. B. 8 1 st A v e , P ortlan d .
O regoa
F or Sale.
C on fection ery fou n tain .
B eer and w in e b u sin ess. Good cold
sto ra g e. Good p ayin g b u sin ess. 1
X . O. Moe, T he X lss lo n . D ayton,
W s s h ln g to a
1 1 0 - A C R E F A R M . «0 CLEARED .
M O DERN iio u sa
P rank O liphant,
307 B . 5th A v s , O lym pia, W ash.
GOING B U S IN E S S .
F lo w ers, bulbs,
p eren n ials.
F our acres on P a c ific
H ig h w a y near C apital C ity. Seven
room m odern house, w ater sy stem .
J1.500 ca sh w ill handle.
A d d ress
O W NER. B ox 378, O lyfapla, W ash
DENTAL PLATES
A N O A LL B R A M C M C S O F
D EN TISTR Y on
CREDIT TERMS
ro h > 5, IO, IS Months to P a y
D r . H arry S cmler ,
m S K I B l O C . - * MORRISON • PORTLAND OR!
“ What makea you so nervous and
scary all the time?”
“Since sables and sealskioa have
gone up so in price, I ’ve become a
fur-bearing animal and it’a open
season for me the year around.”
The census bureau estimates
that there are 80,528,000 American
citizens eligible to vote. The total
number of persons 21 years of age
or over, however, is 84.178,000, but
3,200,000 are aliens and 450,000
maintain their residence in the
voteless District of Columbia.
Counted in the voting eligibility
figure, but who arc non-voters be
cause of illness and because they
have forfeited their voting priv
ilege are the 563,321 occupants of
our mental institutions, and the
161,000 members of America’s
prison population.
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As One Heart
Men are tattooed with their spe
cial beliefs like so many South Sea
Islanders; but a real human heart
C. M. Payne
Considerate Sister
Big Sister—Why did you tell Moth
er you saw Paul try to kiss me?
Billy—Well, dat's all I saw—I
came away from de keyhole before
he did i t
Very Low
Dzudi—Bilge is down and out,
isn’t he?
Dinocan—Yes, he told me the oth
er day he has to pay cash for every
thing.
Rejection Slips
"Is there any money in writing
for the magazines?”
“Sure. The postal department is
about half supported that way.”
T arget P ractice
“ Whatsa m atter with you, are you
blind?” said the pedestrian.
“Blind?” snapped the driver, " I
hit you, didn't I? ”
Lively
"So Joe was the life of the party?”
“ Yes—he was the only one who
could talk louder than the radio.”
P LA YIN G SAFE
W N U -1 3
Coward and Hero
This creature man, who in his
own selfish affairs is a coward to
the backbone, will fight for an
idea like a hero.—George Bernard
Shaw.
with divine love in it beats with the
sam e glow under all the patterns
of all earth’s thousand tribes.—
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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AMERICAN
CUSTOM
TROTTING RACES
art distinctly Anarknn. They
Satan anriy in ike 190» Cantury
and tinea 1959 Save tain flit
mast papular span a t caunty
fain. Suikits a rt unknawn in
lurapa.
ANOTHER GRAND American
custom is daily enjoyment o f mild,
fragrant King Edward cigars. For
• real winner in smoking pleasure,
try King Edward today.
KING EDWARD^
LigCtiS
W O R LD S LARGEST SE LLE R
By
J. M illa r W a tt
HIGH PRICES
Do
W NIl,
N o t G o
W ITH A D V E R T IS IN G
Advertising and high price* do not go together at all.
They are extremely Incompatible to each other. It 1*
AND DIDN’T HUG?
Doctor— What you need is an
operation.
Patient—Very well, doctor. Which
operation are you cleverest at?
35— 41
It's A GOOD
Terra Firm a Wanted
“Did you ever want the earth?”
“ Yes, once when I was fool
enough to let a fellow take me up
in his airplane.”
Moving Play
Said the first author: ‘ ‘Smith’s last
play had the audience in the aisles.”
"Applauding?”
“No, sleeping.”
7. What la Polaris?
Who waa secretary of state
In George Washington’s first cab
inet?
V. How much of Greenland's
total area (730,518 square m iles)
la ice-free land?
10. Where la the world'* largest
organ?
U. S. Voters
A. K. C. reg. sp rin g er sp an iel pups:
5 m o.; fin e breeding. B . A. Schm idt,
B sta ca d a , O regon.
FOR S A L E — Independent, estab lish ed ,
g o in g R E A L E S T A T E & IN SU R
ANCE B U S IN E S S w ith com bined
o ffic e and Modern H om e for Lease.
W rite P . O. B ox 348, Salem Ore.
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Information on various subject* J
1. In navy alang, what la known
aa an “ash can” ?
2. Which of the following la not
both in Europe and Aala—Kuasia,
i Turkey and Iran.
3. Which, Plato, Ariatotla or
Socrates first expounded his
philosophy?
r / ie A n a u /a r a
4. Where Is the original Bridge
of Sight?
1. A depth bomb.
5. The projectile called shrap
2. Iran.
nel Is named after a general who
3. Socrates.
served in what country's army?
4. Venice (connecting the pal
0. What are Klushlu, Shikoku
ace of the doge with the prison).
and Riukiu?
0. Britain (Henry Shrapnel.
1761-1842),
0. Islands of Japan.
Prolific insects
7, The North star.
8. Thomas Jefferson.
I). Only 31,284 square miles.
Every season the white ant or
termite proudly produces a million 10. In Convention hall In Atlantic
baby termites to swell the world's City. It contains seven manuala,
ant population. Toads and frogs or keyboards, 487 keys. 033 stops,
both have large families, the for 32 pedals, 7 blowers, with motors
mer in the neighborhood of 0,000 totaling 365 horsepower and 33,050
at a time, and the latter half that pipes, ranging in height from a
quarter Inch to 64 feet.
J number.
Snakes are three to four times
as prolific as rabbits, for whereas
the latter rarely produce more
than a dozen baby rabbits at a
birth, a snake often produces 40.
The king of the jungle, Lord
Lion, is usually the proud father
of quads, and his hereditary
enemy, the tiger, can boast of the
same number. Finally, the ele
phant, last descendant of the pre
historic monsters, rarely has more
than one baby elephant at a time.
FILM DEVELOPING
SPO R T 'S P E E R L E S S bred s e tte r a 1
y ea r old.
P ed ig r ees sh ow in g top
breeding. M ale and fem ale. Ready
fo r tra in in g for f a ll sh ootin g. V ery
b est o f se tte r b reed in g at a fair
price.
S torm s, B o x 734. Camas,
W a sh in g to n .
quiz with answer* offering
8.
POU LTRY A N D R A B B IT S W ANTED.
Good w h it« fry er rabbit sk in s *1.10
per lb. W rit« p ostcard for p rices and
Inform ation. B a b y * C o , 035 B. W.
F ron t. P ortlan d . O ra
Good b u sin ess.
A ll n ew equipm ent.
In f a s t g ro w in g S ou th w estern town.
S e llin g accou n t o f Illn ess
CMsh or
term s to d ependable party. Mildred
B o v e y , B m p lra O regon.
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T h a Q u a a tio n a
RABBITS AND SKINS
B A R B E R SH O P— O nly one In tow n.
Q u ittin g bus. B o x 105, W iley S t s ,
Y ak im a, W ash.
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H eavy-duty Mot ora a x e ls p a r t s ,
bodies t ir e s holet« and used tru ck s
TRUCK W RECKING COMPANY
10th A 8 E Hawthorn«. Portland. Ora
B o a W -4385
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Blind Drunk
For a long time the man had
been walking with one foot in the
gutter, and the other on the pave
ment. He wore a rather puzzled
look as his limp continued and did
not seem to be enjoying his stroll.
About a half mile down the road
he met the majesty of the law. One
whiff and the policeman said,
“ What did you say to that fresh “ You're drunk, better go home.”
m asher?”
The man breathed a sigh of relief
“ I told him to remember that I and said, “Oh! is that it? I thought
was a lady bug.”
I had gone lam e.”
only the product which I* unadvertised, which
ha* no established market, that costs more than you
can afford to pay.
Whenever you go Into a store and buy an item of ad
vertised merchandise, If doesn't make any difference
what, you are getting more for your money— more In
qualify and service— than you would get If you spent the
same amount for something which was not advertised.
“ Missed him !”
“ Missed m et”