The Gold H ill N ew s, Gold H ill, Oregon
C L A S S IF IE D
DEPARTM ENT
OUR COMIC SECTION
TRUCK PARTS
H e a v y -d u t?
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TRUCK WKECKINO COMPANY
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All or Nothing
Shyly the young man stood be
fore the father of his adored.
“Mr. Jones,” he stammered, “I
—er—will—er—what I want is to
ask you for your daughter’s
hand.”
The old man frownhd as he took
his pipe from his mouth.-
“Can’t do that,” he growled;
“you must take the whole girl or
nothing.”
R A B B IT SA N D SK IN S-
F G U I / I B Y A N IJ B A 1 IB IT M W A N T K l l
G ood w h its f r y e r ra b b it sh in s I I 10
p a r lb W r it e p o d te a rd f o r p r lr a a a n d
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25c
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Considerate
The growls of a bear were
Tom—Hi, what’s the idea of
broadcast the other afternoon wearing my raincoat?
from a zoo, and in some homes
Tim—Well, you wouldn’t like
tiny tots were heard to remark your new suit to get wet, would
that Daddy had come home early. you?
C O M M IT
P o r lla a d . O ra .
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P R IN T S
ANU TW O
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M K N T M I t o — M a d e by I'o r lla n d 'a la r a -
a a l r e t a il ko d a k fln la h a r.
H al la f no
tio n g u a ra n te e d
Q u a lit y B lc ta r a Oo.
B o a W 3 8 7 3 . P o r tla n d . O regon .
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Slight Slip
HELP WANTED
# arced to put on h it brakes suddenly,
the driver of the ¡ports car found it
shooting crabwise arrott the road, just
m iltin g a lam p-potl before it ¡topped.
Up ¡trolled a policeman.
“IF ell," he rem arked genially, “you
got a nice skid there, sir."
“Pardon me, officer," was the haughty
reply; “this lady i t m y wife."
W A N T E D 2000 H O P P IC K E R S
I I A I I V K M T H T A IIT M T I I K R A T E P A R T
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A r r a n a f b la b t r a llla a d hop«. K a r e l-
le n t oninp», b la c ro p Io n a »eaaon.
A l l a ro o n n n o d a tlo n a In a d d itio n to
d a y n u ra e ry f o r c h ild r e n fu rn la h a d
f r e e to p lr k a r a
K e g la te r In peraon
a t R a n c h O ffic e , o r w r lt a la B
O L i a i l l X O I I T O O . IB S B B B B -
D B B G B , O B IO O B , fo r f u ll p a rttc u -
lara.
Still One
Stranger (watching boy Ashing)
—How many have you caught,
eonny?
Sonny—When I get another, I’ll
have one.
HOP PICKERS WANTED
W IG R IC H R A N C H lo ca l ad f iv e l t d lea
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r e a ta u r a n t,
c ab ln a ,
ta n ta , atn v ea . wood, r u n n in g w a te r,
a la c tr le lig h t» dunce h a ll, n u ra e ry .
e l r a w , a h o w ara . V is it ra n c h o r w r lt a
f o r Job
A d d re s s :—
W IO B IC M
A man met a friend who owed
him $5. The friend saw it was
impossible to escape. ” My dear
fellow,” he said, ”1 owe you $5
and an apology. Please accept the
apology now.”
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FOR SALE
O B O O B B Y . I. A R G E M TO C K A N U F i x
tu re s , 120 0 0 , asm s o w n e r e ig h t yen ra.
R e n t SOS; heat a nd w a te r fu rn la h e d .
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Il r a f lt n Pan». A ged w id o w m u a t r e
tir e .
P le a s e do not ane. un le ea a b le
to fin a n c e . W r it s 000 T y le r B a g s a e ,
O re g o n .
F o r M ala.
G ood G ro c e ry s lo c k a a d
f ix t u r e s .
K at. I t y ra . In m a in p a r t
o f good o o lle g e to w n .
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re q u ir e a b o u t IttO O
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S u p p lie s .
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F o r Male.
C o n fe c tio n e ry
fo u n ta in
B ae r a n d w in e business. Good cold
s to ra g e . Good p a y in g business. M r s .
B . Q . M o e . T b s M is s io n , D a y to n ,
W a s h in g to n
y e s ! I CAN READILY SEE
WHY YOU W O ULDN'T LOOK
IN T O WHAT
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SELL.
Mall o r L e ase— 1110 A . stock ra n o b on
r iv e r .
I r r . b o tto m ; w h e a t la n d , exo.
ra n g e . K lee, a v a il. Good cond. B u y
p e rs o n a l
Age.
X . M a n a e n , B ook
C re e k . O ra g o a .
IttO O .
G ro c e ry , bear, a e rv lc a a ta tlo n .
h a y . feed , liv in g q u a r te rs .
*1100
m o n th ly tu r n o v e r . H m a ll to w n , good
schools.
O n m a in h ig h w a y .
S ic k
ness cau se o f s e llin g .
S ta n d a rd
B e rrio s , A th o l, Id a h o .
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c o m p e l.
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J. M illar W att
P A C IF IC
UNIVERSITY —
P r e a ld e a t
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■4 Century o f (iantinuoui
Servire lo thè ITelt
For In f o r m a t io n w r lt a
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to
P R IC E , D ean
Borea« Orova, Oregon
SO M in u ta i W e s t ad Bortnad
s
Watch Your
K idneys/
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H e lp T l i r m C le a n s e t h e B lo o d
o f H a r m f u l B o d y W a s te
Your kidneys era constantly Sharing
w aits m attsr Ir o n the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag In thslr work— do
not set as N ature Intended— fell to re
move Impurities th a t, II retained, may
poison tho eyetem and upset the whole
b o d y narhinory.
Symptom« may ba nagging backache,
para ¡stent headache, attack« of diaainaaa.
getting up nights, «welling, pu'Iln«ya
under the «yea— a feeling of nervous
anxiety and lose of pep end strength.
Other eigne of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
(oo frequent urination.
There should be no doubM hat prompt
treatm ent la wiser than neglect. Use
Doan s / ‘ H it. Doan’» have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputatfoa.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. A ik your neighbor I
D oans P ills
WNU—13
No Waiting
Kidder—Which end of a cow gets
up Arst?
Chugwater—My experience in
buying beef is that both ends of
the animal rise at the same time.
ASK MF
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ANOTHER
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? A General Quiz
?
The Questiona
NEW EFFECTIVE HAY FEVER
RELIEF
Hay fever, which annually causes
more sneezes, more inAamed noses
and more red, streaming eves than
any other scourge, may have its
Anal big fling this September, all
because a Pennsylvania electrical
engineer was served a dish of corn
m eal mush which was entirely too
salty.
The engineer, sneezing, and with
all other hay fever manifestations,
stopped at a hotel where he was
served a dish of mush which he
considered sending back as it was
much too salty. Finally he ate it,
however; the hay fever attack
lessened, ultimately ceased. Next
day he had three m eals, all over
salted, and experienced his most
comfortable time in years in the
”hqy fever season.”
His analytical mind quickly
grasped the possibility that the
saline substance in his food was
responsible for his relief.
ALout this time, Df. E. E. Sel-
leck, a graduate of Columbia Uni
versity, m et the engineer, made
notes, and when he returned to his
home, began experiments. Today
Dr. Selleck declares he has found
a certain means of relief for hay
fever and is supported in his con
tention by other medical experts,
and a nationally known ohemical
manufacturing concern, the Hol-
lings-Smith Company, at Orange
burg, New York, has taken over
making the remedy, which is called
Nakamo Bell.
Describing the experiments, Dr.
Selleck said, “After I was sure I
had found a means of quickly re
lieving hay fever through the
chloride group, I tested it in the
m ost practical way I knew. I held
a three day clinic, to which many
hay fever sufferers responded,
from ages ranging from 10 to 60
years. Each person was given two
tablets with a little water. Some
relief came to all within ten min
utes. Reports on these cases dur
ing the ensuing weeks showed
practically a complete cessation
of symptoms.”—Adv.
1. “Sail on, O Ship of State!
Sail on, O Union, strong and
great!” is a quotation from what
American poet?
2. Over what country did the
Incas reign?
3. Approximately how many
miles of railroad are there in the
United States?
4. How many vestigial organs
has man?
Bearing Reproof
5. Is sunburn caused by the
Fear not the anger of the wise
heat of the sun?
to raise; Those best can bear re
6. Where was the Tower A t proof who merit praise.—Pope.
Babel?
T h e A n a w e ra
a K IL L !S i
34—41
All the M e
Would Bear*
• There was a time in America
when there were no set prices.
Each merchant charged what
he thought “the traffic would
bear.” Advertising came to
the rescue of the consumer.
It led the way to the estab
lished prices you pay when
you buy anything today.
By
k
Â
LICE
1. Henry W. Longfellow ( “The
Building of the Ship”).
a-A-Ä-r ... i
2. Peru.
L«aU t-«lA C K L £ A F « -J
3. Approximately 236,000 miles.
4. Man possesses no less than OR S P R E A D O N R O O S T S
180 vestigial organs that, although
probably once of vital importance,
are now of little use to him.
Close Relative
5. No, sunburn is caused by the
Indecision is a very near rela
ultraviolet rays of the sun.
tive to unhappiness. — Stanley
6. Babylon.
Mills.
Leaf40
W . *1. OXBBBBAOB.
DB. H.
The Glutton
“Ladies and gentlemen,” shout
ed the street performer, ” in a few
moments I will astonish you by
eating coal, stones, and nails. I
will also swallow a sword after
which I will come around with the
hat, trusting to get enough for a
crust of bread.”
“ What!” cam e a voice from the
crowd. “Still hungry?”
It's A GOOD
AMERICAN
CUSTOM
SATURDAY H /G H T
BATHS have been an dm tri-
can eastern since f i t firs t
settler's wife painted f t the
ta t aad said: "Climb ia aad
wash same a f that sad a ff pear
hidt." Ohjactars caasidarad
sad frequent hathinf harmful.
SM O KING K IN G E D W A R D
Cigar« is x tr u ly pleasurable custom,
en joyed b y w ise sm okers e v e r y
where. America's favorite cigar
w/, Ä
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KING EDWARD**
L/gCtTS
W ORLD'S LARG EST S E L LE R
C. M . Payne
WNU
DAMAGED ENOUGH
Imitate Kangaroo
SHORT LIVED
A weak but ambitious young man
once ventured to approach a great
merchant and inquired, "May I ask
you the secret of success?”
“There is no easy secret,” replied
the merchant. "You just jump at
your opportunity.”
“But how can I tell when my op
“ Your opponent is entitled to portunity com es?” >
dam ages.”
"You can’t,” snapped the mer
"Fame is easier to gain than it
"Don’t you think he’s been dam chant. “ You have to keep jumping used to be.”
aged enough already, judge?”
until you stick.”
“ Yes. but it isn’t so lasting.”
"1HE PUB LIC nature o f advertising bene
1 i fits everyone it touches. I t benefits the
public by describing exactly the products that are offered. I t
benefits employees, because the advertiser must be mote fair
and just than the employer who has no obligation to the public.
These benefits o f advertising are quite apart from the obvious
benefits which advertising confers— the lower prices, the higher
quality, the better service that go with advertiaed good« and firma.