T hursday, Sept. 19, 1940
T he Gold fliU N ew s, Gold HUI, Oregon
C L A S S IF IE D
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Dodge Service in Army
L O N D O N .— H e r e a r e so m e resu lts
in th e c o u rt fo r conscientious o b je c
to rs to w a r s e rv ic e :
1. A llo w e d — " I th in k a w o rld ru n
b y N a z i G e r m a s y w o u ld b e a f a ir ly
h a p p y a n d p e a c e fu l p la c e .”
2. A llo w e d — “ M y son w ill n o t e a t
fish o r m e a t because i t has been
k ille d .”
3. D is a llo w e d — " W ith th e £ 8 ,0 0 0 ,-
000,000 w h ic h th e la s t w a r cost w e
c o u ld h a v e b o ug ht a £ 5 0 0 house fille d
w ith £ 2 0 0 w o rth o f fu r n itu r e an d fiv e
a c re s o f g ro u n d a t £ 2 0 p e r a c re fo r
e v e ry f a m ily in th e U n ite d S tates,
C a n a d a , E n g la n d , A u s tra lia , W ales ,
Ir e la n d , F r a n c e , B e lg iu m , G e r m a n y
and R u s s ia .”
S a id th e ju d g e :
" Y o u r c a lc u la
tions a r e nonsense.”
Fixing for Night Work
By S .L HUNTLEY
SysSuo««. Ua
By C. M. PAYNE
The Extra Two Were on the House, We Suppose
Steeplejack Atop Stack
Clings Long in Danger
L O N D O N .— A yo un g s te e p le ja c k ,
E d w a r d T e a g le , 23. h a d a t e r r if y
in g e x p e rie n c e fo r m o re th a n h a lf
an h o u r as h e clu ng to th e to p o f an
80-foot c h im n e y w ith no m e a n s o f
descent, w h ile his m a te la y d e a d
on th e g ro u n d be lo w w h e re he had
fa lle n .
T e a g le an d J a m e s B ra h a m , 45,
w e re sta n d in g on top o f th e c h im
n e y k n o c k in g a w a y b ric k s w ith h a m
m e rs an d chisels.
B ra h a m lost
h is b a la n c e and fe ll. C lu tc h in g the
la d d e r as he fe ll, he b ro k e o tl th e
top p o rtio n , w h ich w e n t w ith h im .
T e a g le th us w as s tra n d e d .
F ir e m e n , using e x ten sio n lad d e rs,
fin a lly rescu ed h im . T w o d ays la t e r
T e a g le w a s b a c k a t w o rk on top o f
th e c h im n e y .
Drown* in Vain Effort
To Save Hi* Fishing Pal
M U S K E G O N , M I C H . — C e c il V e n n e ,
15 y e a rs old. s m a ll fo r h i t ag e an d a
w e a k s w im m e r , d id n o t h e s ita te
i w h en h is fr ie n d an d fis h in g co m
pa n io n , C la r e n c e V a n O r m a n J r ., 11,
f e ll fr o m a d o ck in to 30 fe e t o f w a
te r in M u s k e g o n la k e . H e ju m p e d
in to s a v e h im .
B o th boys w e re d ro w n ed .
The
body
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a n o th e r
yo u th .
C h a rle s W . R ic h a r d s , 15, also w as
found in M u s k e g o n la k e . T w o w ee ks
ago h e an d W illia m M o rg a n , alps
15, w e n t fis h in g in a h o m e m a d e b o a t
an d w e re lo s t
T h e M o rg a n b o y ’s
b o d y w as fo un d a w e e k ago.
S u s p ic io n 's T o n g u e
See what a ready tongue suspi
cion hath!—Shakespeare. '
Is your child a
NOSE PICKER?
It m »r be just a nasty habit, but sometimes
nose picking is a sign of something nastier.
It may mean that your child has round
worms—especially if there are other symp
toms, such as fidgeting, finicky appetite,
restless sleep and itching in certain parts.
M any mothers don't realize how easy it
is to ' catch'' this dreadful Infection and
how many children have it. If you even
suspect that vour child has round worms,
get JAYNE'S V ER M IFUG E right awayl
Drive out those ugly, crawling things before
they can grow and cause serious distress.
JAYNE'S V ER M IFU G E Is the best
known worm expellant in America. It is
od by
by- m odem scientific study and has
backed
been used by millions for over a contury.
J A Y N E 'S V ___________________________
ER M IFUG E has the ability
to drive Out large round worms, yet
tastes good and arts gently. I t does not
contain santonin. If there are no worms it
works merely as a mild laxative. Ask for
J A YNE'S VER-MI -FUGE at any drug store.
FREE: Valuable medical book. “Worms
Living inside lYoti.” Write to Dept. M-Z.
Dr. D. Jayne A Son. 2 Vine S t . Philadelphia.
By the W ill
’Tis the will that mokes the ac
tion good or ill.
Miserable
with backache ?
H E N kidneys Function badly and
you suffer a nagging backache,)
with dizziness, burning, scanty or too
frequent urination and getting up at
night; when you feel tired, nervous,
ad u p set. . . use Doan's Pills.
Doan's are especially for poorly
working kidneys. M illio n s of boxes
are used every year. They ere recom
mended the country over. Ask your
neighbor!
W
HAVIM6 BROKEN A BRIDGE DATE WITH SOME NEIGHBORS BECAUSE
VOl) WAtTfEP To SEE A CERTAIN MOVIE, VOU DISCOVER -THAT THE
BILL HAS CHANGED, 1HAT WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG VOU IK
1b SEE THE CURRENT PICTURE, AND THKi VOU'VE 6 o TT o 6 0 IN ANV v UAV,
1b AVOID SAID NEIGHBORS WHd HAVE JUST TURNED THE CORNER
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