The Gold Hill N ew s, Gold Hill, Oregon
T hursday, M arch 21, 1940
C L A S S IF IE D
DEPARTM ENT
Fun for the W h o le Family
PO U L T R Y
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I » o n . H o ll y w o o d . L e g h o r n » . A l» o T u r k e y »
W la k a F a a l t r y F a r m , M , M i n n , H U . O « » .
BA BY CHICKS
U w » l P rieto (nr Qoaltty Hollywood.
White Leghorn. New H nnpehire storied
i and Pullet Chick» Bronze and Naraganaett
1 Poult». Layer, Beate 1, Teegent, Oregew.
By ED W H EELAN
B IG T O P
A ND
IU ST A S THE PARADE WAS HoUMlNG TO SHOW IN D A R M S ftO R O .
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NURSERY STOCK
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O u r new 40-page descriptive ca ta
logue 1» fu ll o f valuable In fo rm a
tio n fo r home or orchard planting.
M or» than 700 varieties P»achea.
Cherrlea. Apples. Pear». Prune«,
plum s. A pricot». Rosen, Shrubs, etc.
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welders
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low ra te n ig h t clans
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S ’M A TTER PO P— A m brose W as to a Broadcast Once
Dining Boom
She Tried Hard
middle-aged woman stopped in
at a cigar «tore to buy som e birth
day cigar« tor her husband. Not
knowing Ju»t how to proceed with
the purchase, she stood hesitatingly
for a moment.
"What can I do for you n u 'im ? ”
asked an approaching clerk.
"I want som e cigars for m y hus
band,” she replied.
"Just what kind, please,” he in
quired.
"I don’t know exactly,” she said,
"but he is 45 years old. weighs 150
pounds, and wears an 8^ -size shoe."
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P O P — It’s F in al!
I'L L N E V E R A S K
ANOTHER W O M A N .
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SPRING BONNETS ARE
SMALLER ANP FUNNIER
THAN EVER
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oth er w ’y and not p a ssin g the
’o r s e ? ” sa id a London ca b m a n w ith
ex a g g e r a te d p o liten ess to th e fat
la d y w ho had ju st paid a m in im u m
fare.
“ W hy?” sh e inquired.
“ B e c a u se , if ’e s e e s w ot ’e 's been
c a rry in ’ for a sh illin g 'e ’ll ’a v e a
fit.”
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I FOLKS HEXT DOOR
By
GLUYAS WILLIAMS
W NU— 13
O N
RO O STS
12—40
Sharpens Onr Skill
Our an tagon ist is our h elp er.—
Burke.
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Watch Your
Kidneys/
H elp T h em C leanse th e B lood
o f H arm ful Body W aste
Y o u r k id n e y s a r e c o n s t a n t l y filte r in g
w a s t e m a tte r fr o m t h e b lo o d s tr e a m . B u t
k id n e y s s o m e t im e s la g in t h e ir w o r k — d o
n o t a c t a s N a t u r e i n te n d e d — fa il t o re
m o v e im p u r itie e t h a t , if r e ta in e d , m a y
p o is o n t h e s y s t e m a n d u p s e t t h e w h o le
b o d y m a c h in e r y .
S y m p t o m s m a y b e n a g g in g b a c k a c h e ,
p e r s is t e n t h e a d a c h e , a t t a c k s o f d iz z in e s s ,
g e t t i n g u p n ig h t s , s w e llin g , p u ffin e ss
u n d e r t h e e y e s — a f e e lin g o f n e r v o u s
a n x i e t y a n d lo ss o f p e p a n d s tr e n g t h .
O th e r s ig n s o f k id n e y o r b la d d e r d i s
o r d e r are s o m e t im e s b u r n in g , s c a n t y or
t o o fr e q u e n t u r in a tio n .
T h e r e s h o u ld b e n o d o u b t t h a t prompt
t r e a t m e n t is w ise r th a n n e g le c t . Use
D o o n 's P i l l » . D o a n * s h a v e b e e n w in n in g
n e w fr ie n d s for m o re t h a n f o r t y y e a r s .
T h e y h a v e a n a t io n -w id e r e p u t a t io n .
A r e r e c o m m e n d e d b y g r a te fu l p e o p le the
c o u n t r y o v e r . A » k gonr neighbor I
Collective
E n g lish E x a m Q u estion — G ive
th ree c o lle c tiv e nouns.
S tu d en t F la tt’s A n sw er—F ly p a p er,
w a ste b a sk e t, and v a cu u m c lea n er .
Hard W inter Coming
J u d g e—W hat m a d e you ste a l those
so ck s?
A ccu sed —I don’t know , sir —I
m u st h a v e been w ool g a th erin g.
N ot an E m p ty
W ife— W here did all th ose em p ty
b o ttles c o m e fro m , John?
Joh n —S ea rch m e ! I n ev er bought
an em p ty b ottle in m y life.
Q
S P R E A D
• "»UCK LIAT 4TJ
FRED PERLEY, lOST ON HIS WAY TO A
COSTUME PARTY IN THE NEW PART 0TTOWN,
SPREAD CONSTERNATION WHENEVER HE
STOPPED ANYONE To ASK DIRECTIONS
T h « » « Il Syndicat»
Ine —WNU Sorvien
D oans P ills