The Gold Hill News, Gold Hill, Oregon
Thursday, September 21, 1939
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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m issp elled w ord s and bad gram m ar
on, the Signs in your w indow s?
S to rek eep er Q u iggle — So people
w ill think I’m a fool and c o m e in
e x p ectin g to g et the b est of m e.
T hanks to th o se sig n s,, b u sin ess is
the b est I'v e had in y e a r s.
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dinner ton igh t, a re you prepared?
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P od sn ap — Is that an eighV day
clock?
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a little lon ger and find out?
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Cheerful News
By CLUYA3 WILLIAMS
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MYER TCH m i H i i T eb ’ V i OLEHT
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T ea ch er, to c la s s —I w ill u se m y
hat to rep resen t the p la n et M ars.
N ow a re th ere an y q u estio n s before
I go on?
T o m m y —Y es. Is M ars inhabited?
N a t u r e d e signed th e k id n e y s t o d o a
m a rv e lo u s jo b . T h e i r ta a k ia to k e e p th e
flo w in g b lo o d s tr e a m fre e o f a n excess of
to x ic im p u r itie s . T h e a c t o f liv in g — f «/•
fla e l/— ia c o n s ta n tly p ro d u c in g w as te
m a t t e r th e k id n e y s m u s t re m o v e fro m
t h e b lo o d i f good h e a lth ia t o e n d u re .
W h e n th e k id n e y s f a il t o fu n c tio n a a
N a t u r e in te n d e d , th e r e ia re te n tio n o f
w a s te t h a t m a y cause b o d y -w id e d is
tress. O n e m a y s u ffe r n s g a in g b a c k a c h e ,
p e rs is te n t h e a d a c h e , a tta c k s o f dixxineas.
g e ttin g u p n ig h ts , s w e llin g , puffiness
u n d e r th e eyes— fe e l tir e d , n e rv o u s , a ll
w o rn o u t.
F r e q u e n t, s c a n ty o r b u r n in r passages
m a y b e fu r t h e r e v id e n c e o f k id n e y o r
b la d d e r d is tu rb a n c e .
T h e recognised a n d p ro p e r tr e a t m e n t
is a d iu r e tic m e d ic in e to h e lp th e k id n e y s
t r id o f excess poisonous b o d y w a s te .
te D oom ' s P ills . T h e y h a v e h a d m o re
th a n fo r t y y e a rs o f p u b lic a p p r o v a l. A r e
endorsed th e c o u n tr y o v e r . In s is t o n
D o a n 's . S o ld a t a ll d r u g store s.__________
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H a p p in ess is w h ere w e find it,
but v e r y seld o m w h ere w e se e k it.
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