Image provided by: Central Point School District #6; Central Point, OR
About Gold Hill news. (Gold Hill, Jackson County, Or.) 1897-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 27, 1939)
Thurrday, July 27, 1939 The Gold Hill News, Gold Hill, Oregon THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE C L A S S IF IE D DEPARTMENT PHOTOGRAPHY Clean Cómics That W ill Amuse Both .Old and Young By ED WHEELAN ,FTCB GIVING O R D E R S TUTMe TUO CAMvWSMCN ¡ e r r {* a k A 9 w eH T T b T w t R in ^ m a s t e r - S U X “ A F T E R THE SHOWS. TDNUÎHT, I WISH YOU D \ COKC TO F»V CAR AND WELL STTTLE TU i S «PJF6TION CF < alta once a n d for x a i l ;: J ' LOOK.CHU.DREM, > «.Et H O * TAMfc SHE )£ • THERES . A í CTVMG TO P«. y fc >. a f r a id OF / N O . h O V S ,T H E R E WAS NOTHIN«; definite decided about alta last night but swe ' s to ee y /c ,rt\ \ REFT OUT CF tv « SHOW r- J M VRA \ twatv o k . with M C .3ÏF F L I LL BE v ' k THE«? J \ TO W */ AND STATIONED 7 . f DO VA n V IN FRONT OF THE < I THINK THATS Z» EMG T o p •• s ' ' S SAFE j TD «A, whee Z am By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA —We Can Almost Hear the Wedding Bells L ala ANO SO NZALES ARC ELOPING WHILE HER BROTHCR, VINCENT. CHASES T H E M , BEARING PERHAPS MISTER VINCENT HAS SOME INFORMATION ABOUT GONZALES BY NOW -IN FACT, HE MIGHT BE TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH US - MADAM, PM \ i LAZ. I DM I m-A, APRAIO WE’LL 1 HIVES - WHAT’S HAVE TO STOP fl A FEW TRUNKS ANO PICK UP M TO A WOMAN s W IT H MY J THOSE TRUNKS DOUGH ÖAOL I I C , "C MUST OCLAY •lOMEHOW - LOOK! THAT BRIDGE GIVES ME AN IOEA Flyinfi Is Risky Business, As Viewed by Pedestrian K pedestrian crossed a traffic- filled stre e t while looking up at an airplane overhead. T hree buses shaved him so closely th a t his beard diun’t appear again (or a week, the wind from six passing c a rs raised the nap on his last y e a r’s suit, one five-passenger c a r rem oved the shine from the back of his left shoe, and the d riv ers of seven other assorted m akes, while stripping their gears in an effort to avoid him , stripped their vocab ularies of high-powered adjectives. A fter stum bling over the curb stone on the fa rth e r side of the road, the pedestrian w as heard to m urm ur, “ My gracious, those a ir m en lead dangerous lives.” By burning 25% s /o w e r than the average of the 15 other of the largest-selling brands tested "s lo w e r than a n y of th e m -C A M E L S give smok ers the equivalent of HURRY UP, VINCENT - LALA’8 GETTING CLOSER T O THE JUSTICE OF T H E PEACE IN S T O O G E V IL L E - VIN C E N T IN HIS WEttD SPEED-WAGON By C. M. PAYNE SM ATTER POP— Right Out of a Clear Sky! - A v jr i SW EATS A ]3 > 6 -A Í SCRATCH TlîAMIOkIA I f 11 I KK Someone Overlooked a Good Bet MESCAL IKE y H IT S J E S T A caimjesovu - W IT S J E S T UP TWA« T w e n s ALL . WIT O O J T ADVERTSE A O A O & U M M EO > TWlKIG» I i l l « 1 1 AyTORB sm o k in g -¿ ette r sm oking— th riftie r sm ok in g...W h ich cig arette offers a ll o f them? Read 3 im portant cigarette facts revealed by scientific tests o n 16 o f the largest- selling brands: IVL By J. MILLAR W ATT P O P — W h y T h e re A re W a r» AW Y £ S ! w e ' havs some - of GREATEST UNTHINKERS TH E W ORLD HAS EVER. k SEEN* COUNTRIES f ITS UNTHINKABLE CA M ELS B U R N E D S L O W E R THAN A N Y O TH ER BRAND TESTED - 25% SLOWER T H A N THE AVERAGE TIM E OF TH E 15 OTHER O F T H E LARGEST-SELL IN G B R A N D S 1 By burning 25% slower, on the average, Camels give smokers the equivalent o f 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK! 2 ‘■r- :-\;X » In d ie same tests, CAMELS HELE TH EIR A SH FAR L O N G E R than the average for the other brands. 3 8 A N O V E R S IG H T Cheerful News REDS'ACTIVE IN LABOR UNION W i t BREAKS OUT AT NAZI PICNIC FAUSTS GROUP ORGANIZED By GLUYAS WILLIAMS correspondent sent the follow ing ex tract from a friend’s letter: "The natives of North Zululand have come to the conclusion that the white m an is, after all, a fool. Recently a telephone squad was in that district, and the. native’s ver dict was: “ White m an a fool. He puts up a wire fence ; the cows can walk under it.” A RADICAL LEAPEes INCITE WORKERS L A K IS lO t turnes« HoiWAiN FLYtQ Ho. n n n T m - & ilftlHO ltW [ ñ t . v»P H i« B e in g P o lit e AU EN RADICALS' POLICE PAID BEO MEETING LEAP MEETING WE OUGHT TO QO SOMETHING ABOUT (T SHIPLOAD OF RADICAL ALIEN S SENT BACK ID EUROPE Little G reta cam e into the kitchen while m other was talking to the m ilkm an. She ju st stood and stared. Mother—Well, G reta, what do you say to the gentlem an who brings you your nice milk every day? G reta (shaking hands)—I am very glad to m eet you. And how is your cow?—Kora lie. No Chance Yet T eacher—Smith Minor, w hat do you know about Cleopatra? Smith Minor—Nothing, sir. The film has not been to our cinema yet.—Moustique. wiTrf five minutes to so before train T ime , T he HEAD OF T he CAMP, WHO HAS JUST DISCOVERED THAT HE HAS ONLY Ift TICKET'S FOR IB BOYSj IS REQUESTED To I 1kKE CARE OF 6E0Rfe£'S TRUNK KEY, To REMEMBER THAT ALBERT CANNOT EAT TOMAT o ES, AND SEE IF HE CAN 6ET SOMETHING OUT Of JUNIOfe'S EYE * _ CAMELS w ere found to contain MORE TOBACCO B Y W E IG H T than the average for the 15 other o f the largest-selling brands. 1 Thanks to Camel’s econom y, everyon e can enjoy the real thrills in sm oking... the cooln ett, m ildness, delicate teste... the added bonus o f Camel’s costlier to baccos. D on ’t m iss the sm oking Amer ica rates N o . L
