Thursday, October 20, 1938
The Gold Hill News, (¡old Hill, Oregon
C L A S S IF IE D
DEPARTMENT
for the Whole
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PLEA D S W IT H
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THE RINGMASTER
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T R A IN E D .
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A L T A .D E A R .\N H A T H A S *S IL K * S
F O W L E R D O N E T o YOU TO C H A N G E
VOU SO ? WHEN DADDY WAS ALIVE /
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Homage of Vice
Hyprocisy 1« the homage which
vice render« to virtue.—La Roche
foucauld.
HELP KIDNEYS
LALA PALOOZA
W E M U ST LEAVE
NOW, G O N Z A L E S -
I H A v e A F IT T IN G
FOR M Y T E N
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NEW GOW NS
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I M UST TELL
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
IN T H R E E H U N D R E D Y E A R S
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I G U E S S Y O U ’ RE
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TO H A N D L E
S M A L L SUMS
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Y O U S H O U L D N ’T
BOTHER A M A N
L IK E G O N Z A L E S
W IT H SU C H
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Y o u r kidneys help to keep you wail
by ror.etaa.ty «Harin» w a » . n a t u r
Ir o n t h . b l . M M f I , your kidney. ( a t
lu n n lonally .llaordarad and fall to
r a n . . » , «areaa Im p urlibu. there may ba
K T - J . 'duu^r Wb<4* ~
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Hunting, aranty or too frwquant uri-
“ V?® » • » }“ • » » 'a lo « of aen u kidnap
ar bladder disturbane,.
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para Iatan t haadarha. a lta rk a af dlaainaaa.
gatllng up algkta, awaiting, puffin taa
under tha ayae—faal wank, nar veua, all
■■MM out
»urh r a a » it * b a t u r to roly on a
n a d lrtn a th at baa . o n rounlry-w tda
a r r u iu i I ban on » n a lk i n « Ima l.v o r -
aM y known. Uaa I to t a 't fiU a . A n u l l l -
tuda of grata,u, peonia rarunuoaod
D oans P ills
O r E ls e —
The man*« conduct wna suspi
cious. and the watchman asked
why he kept hanging about tha
gunpowder foctory?
“ I want to make myself give
up im oking,*’ replied the man.
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By C. M. PAYNE
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Answer to a correspondent: Al-
way« help your w ife. When she
mops the floor, mop the floor with
her.
A Crying Need
Tommy (to mother standing on
p ie r)—What'« that there, ma?
Mother—A lighthouse.
“ What for, mo?’’
“ It keeps «hips from getting on
the rocks.”
“ Well, why don't you get one
for dad?”
MESCAL IKE
And So Home to Bed
HE A T E S O M UCH
H E C A N T VtZALK .T H E T 5
HOW COME 1 G O T T A
HAUL H IM
\ home
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to
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ask
HOPE
FOR. S E C O K IO H E L P lM G S
H E D lD M 'T D O T U A T ^ z
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NERVOUS?
< MO, M A 'H , H
D 'D M T T j- A M
TW ETS T H ’
^TRO UBLE _
P o you liu-l so n erv.ua you want to » re a m »
Are you e r o » and Irritable? In . you acold
those dearest to you?
I f your n erve . am on edge and you ,eel
F ”’. n“.7* ? ,« !’?** genera, system tonic, try
l .y d la K . r in k h a n t's Vegetable ('o m im u n T
m ade rapeciaUg /o r nannaa.
For over UU yearn on« «o m an haa told an-
olh ar h<>» to go "amUIng th ru " » U h rattabla
etakh a m a t om pound. I l halpa natur« build
up m ora phyalral rm la ta n r. and thua halpa
ealm quivering nerve, and lewaen d l » im forts
?rem annoying sym ptom s w h lrh ottaa ae-
aorapany fem ale funetlonal dbmrdera
W h y not give I t a rhanrw to help Y O U ?
O ver one m illion women have w ritten In
reporting wonder,ul lieneftta from rin k h a m 'g
f
fC«»» right.
'lymnwim.l
Outawimming H it Shadow
Revenue From Autos
It is estimated thnt 15 per cent
of ull government tax revenue, lo
cal, stale and national, is contrib
uted by car owners.
T H A T 'S ME
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By J. MILLAR W ATT
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TR 0U Ú N T
O F TW AT
W A T
ABOUT
Y O U R R E P L E C T IO N
IN T H E
IT
W O U L D N 'T BE
T H E R E T IL L A
SECONDS
HE A AQH E ?
Conditions Duo to 9iuaa<«h B ow ols
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frmhing. Invigorating. Dependable relief from
ulrk hfladaehea. blllou« him -H a , tired feeling when
aaeoelflted with onM lIim tl""
Y V Itn O U l N IS K ,i ugghrt. Make the t m t - ih e n
If not delighted, return the I m ix to ua. We will
refund the purehaae
ALW AYS C A R R Y
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th in g a ro u n d th e
h ou se you w ould like
to trade or sell? Try
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cen ts and there are
p r o b a b ly a l o t o f
folks looking for ju s t
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O FF AND ON
Horse-owner—I ’m afraid, sir, I
must ask you to pay in advance for
the hire of the horse.
Am ateur Rider—What’s that for?
Are you afraid I shall come back
without the horse?
Horse-owner—O, no sir. But the
horse might come back without you.
I t ’s the Only Way
“ What is the best way to make a
woman keep a secret?”
“ Give her chloroform.” —Philadel
phia Bulletin.
F ille r
” Th’ baby’s swallered a bottle of
ink I ”
“ Incredible!”
“ Naw. Indelible.”
B IG A P P L E ?
“ Do you mean to tell m e,’ de^
manded the judge, incredulously,
“ this defendant strangled a woman
right on the dance floor? With hun
dreds of people present?”
“ Yes, your honor,” replied the
witness. “ Everybody thought they
were dancing.”
a a a
Pepaodent alone o f a ll tooth pow dtra contain»
rem arkable Irium ! *
• 2? million salts p ro rs tiiat Papaodent
Tooth Powder containing Irium has
taken the country by «torm I
Facte are fac ia l F o r Iriu m help«
Pepaodent Powder quickly to bruah
•w ay stubborn, clinging surface - stain«.
And once this is dons, Pepaodent co.
taining Irium can polish your teeth to
brilliant, natural radiance I
Pepaodent Powder ia fast, thorougl
and SAFE in ita action on teeth, Contair
N O B L E A C H , N O G R IT . T ry Itl
•B ep ao d en r'a ira d e m a rk for H * h r in d o l P a r i / M Afky? S a /A fa