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to d o i t b y J u s t d o c to r in g y o u r s to m a c h
w i t h h a r s h , i r r i t a t i n g a lk a l i e s a n d “ g a s
ta b le ts .”
M o a t G A S Is lo d g e d i n t h e
s t o m a c h a n d u p p e r i n t e s t i n e a n d is
d u e t o e ld p o is o n o u s m a t t e r in t h e
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b a c te r ia a c c u m u la te .
T h e n y o u r d i
g e s t io n la u p s e t .
G A S o ft e n p re ss es
h e a r t a n d l u n g s , m a k i n g l i f e m i s e r a b le .
Y e u c a n ’ t e a t o r B le e p .
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A d le r ik a th e q u ic k , s c ie n tific w a y to
r id t h e ir s y s te m s o f h a r m fu l b a c te r ia .
A d l e r i k a r i d s y o u o f g a s a n d c le a n s
f o u l p o is o n s o u t o f B O T H u p p e r a n d
l e w e r b o w e ls .
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G et
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A d le r ik a d o e s n o t g r ip e
n ^ L h a b ,t f o r m in g . A t a ll L e a d in g
S im p le T r o th
T he e m p ty vesse l m ake s
g re a te s t sound.—Shakespeare.
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p o in tin g out a passer-by “ is Jona
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c o u n t r y ."
“ You d o n ’t m ean to te ll m e th a t
q u ie t-lo o k in g m a n is som e g re a t
c o m m u n is t o r ra d ic a l, do y o u ? " in
q u ire d the s tra n g e r.
“ N ot a t a ll, ” was th e re p ly "H e 's
a re tire d
a la rm -c lo c k m a n u fa c
t u r e r .”
L ife ’s L itt le T r ia ls
" P a , w h a t's the d iffe re n c e be
tw een a h ill and a p ill? ”
“ I don’ t know , m y son, unless i t ’s
th a t a h ill is hig h i. t d a p ill is round
—is th a t it ? ”
‘N a w ! A h ill is h a rd to get up
and a p ill is h a rd to get d o w n .”
IV r
GOOD SPIRITS
Y o u r k id n e y , h e lp t o k e e p y o a w ell
b y r o n M a n tly fiile r in g w a s te m a tte r
fro m th e b lood. I I y o u r k id n e y e r e t
fu n c tio n a lly diso rd ere d a n d
(a il to
re m o v e eac ea , im p u r itie s th e re m a y be
poisoning o f th e w hole a ystem a n d
b o d y -w id e distress.
B u rn in g , s c a n ty o r to o fre q u e n t u ri
n a tio n m a y be a w a rn in g o f som e k id n e y
o r b la d d e r d is tu rb an ce .
Y o u m a y s u ffe r n a g g in g backache,
p e rsis te n t h e adache, a tta c k s o f d izziness,
g e ttin g u p n ig h ts , .w e llin g , puffiness
u n d e r th e e y e .— f e d w e a k , nervo u s , a ll
p la y e d o u t.
I n such cases i t is b e tte r t o r e ly un s
m e d ic in e t h a t has w o n c o u n try -w id e
a cc laim th a n on s o m e th in g leas fa v o r -
a b ly k n o w n . D se Doan'o P iU t . A m u lt i-
peo p le reco m m e n d
D o a n , . A s k t o u r e ric A io ri
S u b stitu te
“ T o m m y , w h a t is a s y n o n y m ? ”
the te a ch e r asked.
“ A s y n o n y m ,” said T o m m y w ise
ly . “ is a w o rd you use when you
c a n 't sp e ll the o th e r on e.”
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