Happy Hulda Goes
On Dishpan Duty
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old
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By C. M. PAYNE
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P a tte r n 1383
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H a p p y H u ld a , as chief-co ok-
a n d -b o ttle -w a s h e r, in v ite s you to
cross s titc h th is set o f seven tea
to w e ls (8 to the in c h cro sses),
in th e g ayest floss you can find!
P a tte r n 1383 con tain s a tra n s fe r
p a tte rn o f seven m o tifs (one fo r
each d a y o f the w e e k ) a v e ra g in g
ab o u t 8 by 814 inches; m a t e r ia l
re q u ire m e n ts ; illu s tra tio n s o f a ll
s titc h e s u s e d ; c o lo r suggestions.
Send 15 cents in s ta m p s o r coins
(co in s p re fe r re d ) fo r th is p a tte rn
to T h e S ew in g C irc le N e e d le c ra ft
D e p t., 82 E ig h th A v e ., N e w Y o rk ,
N. Y.
W r ite p la in ly p a tte rn n u m b e r,
y o u r n a m e and address.
c u t a rq s e e _
UncLe P h il
Not to Be Regarded Lightly
MESCAL IKE
W h en w e g iv e a p ro m is e w e
c o n s id e r it a s m a ll o u tla y , b u t
o fte n la rg e d em a n d s a re m a d e
upon it .
T h e w a s p m a k e s no honey, b ut
It is q u ite as busy as the bee. T h e
bee, you see, understood how to
g e t th e p ra is e a n d p o e try o f m a n .
C iv iliz a tio n is s e lf-c o n tro l. S e lf-
e x p re ss io n ,
as
in te rp re te d ,
is
m e r e ly “ le ttin g y o u rs e lf go” and
m a k in g a m ess fo r y o u rs e lf and
(UopyrHU. ’ W , t r Th. B.I1 « r n jic u . |pc )
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HUNTLKV
Maybe He Ran Too Fa»t
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W C W A J A C U A S IM
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s w iiT w e c s '
'M O U M G ’U KJ .
L o lly G a g s
w n e n le n ip ia iio n refuses to p u r-
sue you, it know s you don’t c a re
m u c h fo r it, a n y w a y .
Unfitness of Things
Shoes th a t a re too s m a ll do not
d e c e iv e th e o b s e rv a n t.
T o be “ up and d oin g ” is in te r
e s tin g , no doubt im p o r ta n t; b u t,
goodness, a re w e n e v e r to c u lti
v a te repose— and do a little th in k
ing ?
W e w o n d e r i f s ilv er-to n g u e d
o ra to rs a t tim e s h av e d iffic u lty
in fin d in g s o m e th in g to be s ilv e r y
a b o u t. '
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A S FAR A S
G FC E M LAME 2
D r. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets made of
M ay Apple are effective in removing
accumulated body waste.—A d v.
Fast Friends
Û I W UZ. H E L D u p
IM T h ' STHAT i OM h o u s e
— m e M IS S U S W IL L b e
H A V lM ’ M E D IM M E R .
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M O IL E S
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H A V E T O G iv e Y e z A
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CARE HOVJ
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V J H A B 3 B L IT H E R S P
HE A i MT W C V tR
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W ork . -T b o
A Few Stray» Go Further Astray
F b r C osh - s a k e s , P E te - x G rT
Y tf? M IN O 'F ore T h is c a l f -
hoof O o j n YfcR. e i t , r-iou-ru
— I S e n t M in ovei ? -To c»oe
F e R -S T R A Y S .
By FRED HARMAN
C eo B oles — iu c u a c n e o
HE s o n -T his R ance
A mo i l l g et H im »—
B .e io iiu E « W ithers
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U H -6 Y J ou -Y.'~ YJH o A p t TH os C MEN ?
T H E Y O on T ftCLPMfc < o O u ft O U T F IT . ’
B u f T h e y a r e o c h in g o u c cattle .
s t e a l in g
— that ’ s
D iffe r e n t Ups
Y o u c a n ’t k e e p a good
d o w n ; n o r an im p u d e n t one.
Don’t irríta te
Gas Bloating
1» you w a n t to ro s ily G E T R IO O F
G A S and ts rr lb ls b lo a tin g , don’t ex poet
to do it by Just do cto rin g y o u r s to m
ach w ith ha rsh , ir r it a t in g a lk a lie s and
“ gas ta b le ts .” M oat G A S is lodged in
th e stom ach and up per in tes tin e and
la duo to old poisonous m a tte r In th e
constipated bowels t h s t a re loaded
w ith ill-c a u s in g b a c te ria .
I f y o u r c o n s tip atio n la o f long s ta n d
ing, enorm ous q u a n titie s o f dangoroua
b a c teria a c c u m u la te . T h e n y o u r diges
tio n is up rn t. G A S o fte n presses h e a rt
and lungs, m a k in g life m isarabla.
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T o u r head
eoties. Y o u r b ack aches. Y o u r com
plexion Is sallow and p im p ly .
Your
b ra a th la fo u l. Y o u a re a alck, grou ch y,
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i T ell b r o n c P e e l e i ?.
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W N U — 13
ALL
The Curse of Progress
DENTIST
H a rd Luck
T h e d in e r in the cheap re s ta u ra n t
g av e an e x c la m a tio n of annoyance.
“ A n y th in g w ro ng , s ir? ” asked the
w a itre s s .
“ W r o n g !" he e ja c u la te ^ , “ I should
s ay so. T h is egg is as h a rd as a
b r ic k .”
S o r r y ! ” re p lie d the w aitress.
“ W e used th e e g g -tim e r fo r i t . ”
“ O h ! " he g ro w le d . “ I thought
yo u 'd used a c a le n d a .,”
SUBURBAN HEIGHTS
COMFORTS
AT RATES
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
ALL
CAN AFFORD
bow led o v e r )— I t w as y o u r own fa u lt
e n tire ly . I h ave been d riv in g a c a r
fo r ten y e a rs , and I a m tho ro ug hly
ex p e rie n c e d .
. P e d e s tria n — I a m not a b eg inn er,
e ith e r.
I ’ve been w a lk in g fo r 50
y e a rs .— L . & N . E m p lo y e s ’ M a g a
zine.
BROADWAY
6- SALMON
SALMON
& PARK
harry e heathman
P ir a t e ’s R a te
M is s Gush (on sh ip ) — C a p ta in ,
w e re n ’t you e v e r b oard ed by p i
rates?
, „ C a Pta in — Y es, th e y c h a rg e d m e
$3 a d a y , and th e food w a s te rrib le .
ABWY ALL lf»CRE IS To DO THIS TÍME OP TEAR IS To 60
OVER -1&1UE vacant toT and speculate 61 oomilv hqw socn
WS tO H U P STOP BEIH6 A LAKE AND BECOME A BASEBALL toAMOND
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