Thurnday, April 15, 1937 The Gold Hill New», Gold Hill, Oregon A sk M e A n o th e r THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE # Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Y B A H - I WiUOlN vie dehti * t W B L L -T h S M - 1 ÍX D M t T o H A V E IT o u t IF IT S T A R T E D I t » M UST A G A IN J A you gbt that T ooth r-^ f*' - I PULLED tO O K if W e ll-D O C , YOU O LD A B o r e - i G u e s s T h is B c JM T ooth w ill have T o — , COME out Y E A H - P L E A S U R E ( A S Y O U KNOW, I O H L Y CHAfcSÉ ID W HAT a r e Y o u S o iM O - y o u T H R . e e L DO LLARS , T o C H A R G E FOR T h is O P E R A T IO N 2 come r ig h t I-------J Yöt»/ IM — P L E A S U R E TÜ S E E YOU I ROBBeR/ A M Y ItL TELL You O U T R A S e / 3 1 vVWAT I C A M DO — B U C K S F O R I IL L PU LL IT P E A L 3 M IM U T B S / S L O W - T A K E HALF .V W flK / / am H O U R - s o Y O U > Z gbtt y o u r M o n e y s Y T j Z V - . v fO R T rt r- Z * v w — - /M p é n îis t T U S T F'U-S if4 THÊ T / m S’MATTER POP b r A General Quiz 1. W h y does a c a t a lw a y s fad on its feet? 2. W ho w as Seneca? 3. W ould the w a te r w h ic h w as used to m a k e a p iece o f ic e oc c u p y the s a m e space as the fro zen block? 4. W h a t a re the la rg e s t trib e s of In d ia n s ? 5. W h a t is m e a n t b y "d og L a t in " ? 8. F o r w h o m w as the s ta te of G e o rg ia nam ed? 7. W h a t q u a lity does " s a c c h a r in e ” m ean ? 8. W h a t c ity is c a lle d the C ity o f F iv e F la g s ? 9. W h a t c o u n try has n e ith e r a r m y n o r navy? 10. W h a t is the g re a te s t h eig h t of a w a v e a t sea d u rin g a s to rm th a t h as been rep orted ? A n s w e rs 1. A c a t has an a c u te b a la n c in g sense and v e ry fle x ib le m u scles. In s tin c t teach es it to tw is t its e lf so th a t its fe e t w ill re a c h the gro un d b efo re its body. 2. R o m a n p h iloso ph er, b orn By C M. PAYNE 4 B . C. 3. S c ie n tific in v e s tig a tio n te lls us th a t th e size o f th e b lo ck o f ic e is a c tu a lly g re a te r th a n th e a c tu a l d im en sio n o f th e w a te r , be cause w a te r e x p a n d s as i t is fro zen to fo r m ice. 4. T h e la rg e s t trib e s a re the N a v a jo , th e Sioux a n d th e C h ip p e - w as, w ith re s p e c tiv e counts o f 44,078, 35,412 and 26,127. 5. B a rb a ro u s o r m o n g re l L a tin . G e o rg e I I o f E n g la n d . 7. S w e e t. 8. M o b ile , A la . O v e r it has flow n the flag s o f F ra n c e , S p a in , E n g land , U n ite d S tates and the Con fe d e ra c y . 9. Ir e la n d . 10. E ig h ty fee t. E n c o u n te re d in the N o rth A tla n tic b y the B ritis h s te a m s h ip M a je s tic in 1922. 6. MESCAL IKE Isn’t That Just Like Muley? 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I f y o u a r e s u ffe r in g fr o m c o n s t ip a tio n , e lo e p lo s s n s s a , t o u r s t o m a c h , a n d g a a b lo a tin g , th o r n I * q u ic k r e lie f fo r y o u In A d lo r ik a . M a n y r e p o r t a c t io n In t h i r t y m in u te s a f t e r ta k in g ju s t o n e doss. A d l o r i k a g i v e s c o m p le t e a c t i o n , c le a n in g y o u r b o w e l t r a c t w h e r e o r d t . n a r y la x a tiv e s d o n o t o v o n ro a c h . A BRONC PEELER— Wither* May Let Hi« Gun Speak - S o O ed B oeks is oh T his P an «» I ST i l l T h in k . Y e R CC a z y I have a F u e l in g , T h i s P is t o l FeR TAKtN' S lit h e r s o n T h is W il l P C o v c . ANO m o s t U seTU u V E R Y SOON a *— F J b u rJ O U P — V J lL L P l e n t y T R o u B l E —-H é r d i n ' H i h i » HA v F w it h o u t G i v e y o u r b o w e l * a r e e l c le a n s i n g w it h A d le r ik a a n d s e e h o w g o o d y o u fo o l . 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