Gold Hill news., April 08, 1937, Image 3

Thurnday, April 8, 1937
The Gold Hill New«, Gold Hill, Oregon
Chlmpuasres N e s rn t to Maa
Of all the great apei, chimpanzees
are nearest to man In intelligence
and appearance. Experiments at
Yale university show they act like
people, even when asked to share
food. Some beg, gome refute to
beg; some are generous, and others
keep all for themselves.
W O R L D ’S B E S T C O M IC S
L i g h t e r S id e o f L if e a s D e p le t e d b y F a m o u s C a r t o o n is t s a n d H u m o r i s t s
THE FEATHERHEADS
’’M erre’* Means “ Headhuid”
The Spanish word "morro” means
"headland.” I t usually commemo-
rates a aaiot. The famous fortress
at the entrance to San Juan H ar­
bor, Puerto Rico, is commonly
called Morro Castle, but Its com­
plete name is “Castillo de San Fe­
lipe del Morro.**
W aste S p ace
-R U M K
PLEASE U * e
MV S C A T
M A PA M F>
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JUST 'M H ER E
51 WAS Ÿ O U R
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f
coucTesy
I« A
Always Has One Message
"A speaker always has at least
one interesting message.” said Hi
Ho. the sage of Chinatown. “ Even
if he has no facts to communicate,
his turns of idea and even his pro­
nunciation will offer revelations of
his own personality.”
M iR T U e
AMD
M lftT ü É
IS t'es O M
rew ard
Language "Discovered”
The Sumerian language was “dis­
covered” about the middle of the
Nineteenth century when scholars
examined baked clay tablets from
the library of Ashurbanipal, king of
Assyria.
This script originated
about 3500 B. C.
> M ATTER POP— The P o o ch M iyhtJhlave^Learned^Sonw thinw
Levees Required by Law
By 1812, when Louisiana was ad­
mitted to the Union, 340 miles of
levees had been raised along the
river. The policy begun by the or­
dinance of 1743 required property
owners to erect levees in front of
their farms.
By C. M. PAYNE
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To W A 6
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MESCAL IKE
Rare Metals in Canada
Four of the rarer metals pro­
duced in Canada are cadmium, se­
lenium, tellurium and titanium.
The first three are extracted in the
process of refining zinc and copper,
the fourth is shipped in the form of
ore.
U P AH
y
Ceorage and the Daily Task
Courage to do the daily task
might be readier with many if
they could be convinced that do­
ing the task mattered.
A B rea k for M u ley
- 1 UJA3 o e a r
o v e a to s e e
tu ' LA sarveta.
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The Salvation Army
The Salvation Arm y wa. organized
in 1865 under the name of the East
London Mission and adopted i t s
present name in 1878.
(
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/ PROVE V U M R t A M O R O M )
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Coney Resembles Elephant
The coney, an animal approxi­
mately the size of a rabbit, resem­
bles the elephant more nearly than
any other animal.
FINNEY OF T H E FORCE
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BOW L O '
CHOW DER
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CHOW CR-
M A K E IT
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M E — T H E B O S S IS*
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I'LL C A L L H IM
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w h a t ’ s t h e
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Stomach Gas
So B ad Seems
To H u rí H eart
T . . . y . ! , on m y s to m a c h w a s so bad
I c o u ld n o t s a t o r s le e p .
Even m y
h e a rt seem ed to h u rt.
A f r ie n d s u g ­
g e s te d A d k - r ik a . T h e f ir s t dose I to o k
b r o u g h t m o r e l ie f .
N o w I e a t as I
w is h , s le e p f in e a n d n e v e r f e l t b e t t e r . ’*
— M r s . J a a . F i ll e r .
A d le r ik a a c t s o n B O T H u p p e r a n d
lo w e r b o w e ls w h ile o r d in a r y la x a t iv e s
a c t on t h e lo w e r b o w e l o n ly . A d le r i k a
. y o u r s y s te m a t h o r o u g h c le a n s *
b r in g in g o u t o ld , p o is o n o u s m a t t e r
y o u w o u ld n o t b e lie v e w a s in y o u r
■ y o te m a n d t h a t h a s b e e n c a u s in g g ae
p a in s , s o u r s to m a c h , n e r v o u s n e s s a n d
h e a d a c h e s t o r m o n th s .
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a d J it U * to totortfwW clmui««,
r W w » i bar I aria n H cg U r baaUH.**
« ¡ s p u r b o w e ls a R E A L c le a n s in g
w it h A d le r i k a a n d see h o w good y o u
fe e l.
J u s t o n e s p o o n fu l r e lie v e s G A S
and
s tu b b o rn
c o n s tip a tio n .
A t
all
L e a d in g D r u g g is ts .
BRONC PEELER
W ither» O v erh ea rs « N a m e
/Vow L isten — f t r e - —
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By FRED HARM AN
vJrWECS IS n T A BAO CHAP —
HE JiST GdT UNOtB TER HiOE
WHEN HE" C 00E THAT WILD Ho5l
J I ST SQUINT AT T H I S - \
rt propped out or blithers '
P ocket . J ist why woulo he
Be CARRViN ATtN YEWROL* ,
rew ard
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TH FE l L e Q /THAT CTWHS
-TH’ ou TF i T ÔIST
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of o u r s .
RED B O L E S / *
- the
same person
i have B een - trailing
FÖR T tN I p NA 'ttACS-
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In ju rin g Friendship
H e takes the greatest ornam ent
fro m friendship, who takes mod­
esty fro m it.— Cicero.
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'S - T H IS RANGE".
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should
A S s young man the
Isle D r. R. V. H e r «
practiced medicine I t Fa.
After moving to R iffalo,
V -sE
N - V „ he gave to the drug
(nearly 70 years
ago) D r. Pierce's Favor-
ite Prescription. Women
who suffer from “ nrrves,"
•T T .
. i r r i t a b i l i t y and dtscom-
lated w ith functional disturbances
this tonic. I t stimulates the sp-
this in turn Increases the intake of
ng to upbuild the body. Buy oow l
liqu id »1.00 and »1.35.
W N U — 13
Tax T hat’s Collected
The Curse of Progress
WH bn tub cuirwTON TrCivrs
O u tuat mqu M usi Be- at
-L a T iSveN5T % q,'rTh
lo v e TWAT ESM t T O O -L C C k S
IHeW T O D 'lt UAVP- TO C U T
IT O U T ’
Oversight
" T h a t letter I gave you thi* morn­
in g - d id you post It? ” asked the
w ile.
‘W ell, no, b e a t,” said her hus­
band.
“ O f course you didn’t. And 1 told
you is was im p ortan t that it should
go to day.”
“ Yes, d e a r.’’
“ And you forgot to post it. I f that's
not just like a m an I ”
"B u t, d ear— ”
“ Don't ’but’ me. I ’m an g ry.”
“ But, d ear, look a t the letter. You
forgot to address it I ”
An A rt E x.ierim en t
“ L a d y ,” said Plodding Pete, “ kin
1
lang
around
the
barnyard
aw h ile? ”
“ W hat tor?”
” 1 have been studyin' up on in­
te rp re tiv e music an ’ if dere is any
way of m a k in ’ sound take de place
of re a lity 1 w ant de benefit. Lem m e
stop an listen to de pigs grunt an’ de
hens cackle, 'cause sumpin' tells me
d a t’s as near as I ’m goin’ to git to
real ham an' eggs.”
Someone w ants to ta x sin W ell,
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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Watch Your
K idneys/
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THERE'S -M t B i l l M AIN
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who , thews a < w
he
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W W O U lO M S f R o H « -
MINDEP W H T ALICE, AND SHE
WOUtDN'f -MlNK Ot CDMIHé IIP
-ÈM E N liR S tR Y M N A P -M iE
•W T NERVOUS FlOfrtRV RlrtE
IS 1 « WOMAH NtAf POOR,
VAIO IS A lu W S RVNNNfe IÜ
■ft BORROW S0ME1UHB
AH,-MERE'S ONE HE KNOWS
ONE IONB.1WO SHORT, RE­
PERITO iNDtnN rttLV
TÜAP» UAPDV, WHEN HE
HAS TORBOTlthl HIS KEY
H elp T hem Cleanse th e Blood
o f H a rm fu l Body Waste
Y o u r kidneys are constantly filtering
m atter from the blood stream . B u t
kidneys sometimes lag in their work— do
not act as N a tu re Intended— fall to re­
move im purities th a t, if retained, m ay
K S T - i & i S E " , n d up" t lh * who”
“ i i S L * ? d “T.?1. P*P * nd strength.
O ther signs ot kidney or bladder d i*.
? L „,L J ? I .yu b* . , b un’ ing’ * C M t’ r « too
frequent urination.
Them should be no doubt th a t prom pt
•
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wtssr »ban neglect. Use
Doon’» have been «la s in g
new friends for m ors than fo rty yssra.
They h s v . * nation-w ide reputation.
Are recommended by g ra lrfu l peopls ths
country o ver, A s t soar netpkfcrl
D oans P ills