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TIIURS., FEB. (i. 1936
BRISBANE
ffOUfCjKM ®
$ Questions'
to Stand o u t a m id a th le te s who to il In
less fa vo re d c itie s . Perhaps the p la ye r
spends o n ly a fe w days in F latbush
and im proves th a t scant tim e by ca tch ­
ing baseballs on to p o f his head, but
no m a tte r. F rom then on, w h e re ve r he
NtM'k piece« o f tw e f and In ml»
goes his fa u lts are regarded w ith to l­
I- o n g L iv e th e K i n g !
make d e llrlo u « «oupe m id stews.
e ra n t eye. The asiom “ Once a Dodger,
• • •
E d w a rd M ak e s I ’ roiniscs
alw ays a Dodger” is his p ro te ctio n and
F lo w e r pots used In the hou«e nrw
his a lib i.
K c a l S p e n d in g A h e a d
made very decorn liv e I f lu iln te d u lt h
Perhaps also It Is his s h ir t o f h a ir, j
T r i b u t e to T . K .
w a te r c o lo r p u liit* .
hut le t us fo rg e t th a t. F o r some hours
• • •
K in g E d w a rd the E lg lilli. now sol­
I have been fille d w ith a vague u nrest
T o keep the <,ofTee |»ot sweet till
em nly p roclaim ed k in g , w ill be re
a n il now th e cause o f It becomes clear.
t w ith w ilie r to w h ich one tild e -
m em bered ns the
T he sta m p is uim n me. Once a base­
<|M»on o f ««ahi has been added sod
NATIONAL PR ESS BLDG.
WASHINGTON. D.C.
firs t k in g o f E ng­
b a ll w rite r, a lw a /a a baseball w rite r.
<et oil tin» stove u n til w a te r bolls,
land (b a t ever fle w
I am p in in g to be o ff to F lo rid a w here
• • •
th a t M r. S m ith has w a lke d out on that
W ashington.— T he A m e rican L ib e rty
th ro u g h the n lr to ­
28 d u b s soon w ill be tr a in in g and
lv a lu e haa la id aside 1rs »w addling
T o reuioxe dtint fro m upholste re d
e New Toi X P ost— W XV S e r v le t
section o f (lie D e m ocratic p a rty th a t
w a rd th e throne.
w here so m any th in g s happen th a t are
chdhvs and has stic k s b> M r. Rnusevelr.
fu rn itu r e cover the surfuee w ith 4
He sa id It
H e to o k a se)«.
not u su a lly p rin te d in th e pa|>ortt.
L ib e rty L eagu e p u t on long m in ts was a choice e ith e r to “ put on th e
isrge t n r k h t i to w e l th a t tin« been
n rn le o a th " to re-
I w a n t to find out, f o r instance, if
S tep» O u t
In the fie ld o f pot­ m an tle o f hypocrisy or we can la k e a
w rung out o f w a te r to w h ich «
s|k-ct the C h u rc h o f
th e re s t ill are p itc h e rs such as the one
i t i e t.
A lth o u g h
tablespoon o f am m onia ha« been
w a lk ."
lie
e xplained
It
pro b a b ly
Scotland.'* 'liie r e Is
who tra in e d w ith th e O rio le s years ago. c o m p a ra tiv e ly
new
ns
a
group
added.
It«*n w ith carpet «we«'per
w ould be the la tte r course.
And
hard lig h tin g back
A la n ky yo u n g ste r fro m the H o o k­ and p ro n to lix l co n s is te n tly as non- fr a n k ly It seen,« w ith the ik-rso m il
and a ll d u a l w lll adhere to towel,
o f (hat.
p a rtisa n , the league can now be s a lii
w o rm b e lt, th is p itc h e r had show n
fo llo w in g th a t he has, a w a lk o u t by
• • •
to have plunged headlong in to the po­ Mr. S m ith cannot la- described as o th
great prom ise a t th e s ta rt o f tra in in g ,
E d w a rd
th è
\ noted ctiem l«! give« 11« (lie In fo r ­
litic
a
l
w
a
rfa
re
.
I
f
Its
firs
t
big
r
a
lly
can
S<*mr month* ago fArrr Mat a fluttering he had a fa s t one th a t made even
e rw lse than serious to th e p u rlv fro m
E lg ln h w lll m o n ili
m atio n th a t «cbmce tin« dl«covered
sta n d as a c rite rio n . Its Influence Is w hich th a t g ro u p Is defected. It has
in the tem ple» of higher education be­ L e fty G rove a t r if le envious and when
thè (bru tte fo r thè
th a t It 1« not dnngeroiiN to leave
lin e to be fe lt In an Im p o rta n t way In a ll o f the e a rm a rks o f an In te re s tin g
cause one of th e m ore im portant college he bent a book across th e c o rn e r such
tirs i lim e a l a Jo ln t
«'aimed fotni« in tin ’ can a fte r II lias
th e fo rth c o m in g n a tio n a l elections.
group* had d ecid ed to take an openly celebrated h itte rs as S h e rry Magee and
p o litic a l s itu a tio n .
scssion o f th è lo rd s
l»ecii opioied. T h e y rem a in ,11 l»eiter
T h is r a lly th a t rea lly m arked the
V rtk o r ll r l s b s n r
sane a ttitu d e toscard its football obit ta ­ T illy W a lk e r m ere ly stood beside the
Im m e d ia te ly a fte r M r. S m ith had
and com m on*, and
c o n d itio n u n til eaten I f the unu«ed
league's
cam
paign
debut
was
a
pic­
p
la
te
and
w
ondered
w
h
a
t
had
hap­
in ass. Hugh Bradley has asked a South­
spoken, q u ite a few D em ocrats In con
so leuihiy p ro m is e to “ n ia liitid n thè
(Hirtlon «« k e p t In the can. T h e re 1«
tu resque th in g .
I t was p ictu re sq u e gross fin 'd back n t him and In defense
ern coach to discuss th e rap* and break* pened.
tru c In ie n t o f y o u r enaetm ents to thè
n o th in g about th e can th a t w ill con
firs
t
because
o
f
the
tim
e
and
th
e
place
that h a te com e from such an enlightened
o f th e New Ik-al. Men lik e Represent
best o f my p o w e r*.”
trib u te to (tic «poilnge o f food.
and the ve ry n a tu re o f the th in g and n tlv e D o ugbton o f N o rth C a ro lin a , a
deal. For r e a s o n ,- ,h , I. «I lews«. w.Zf he K o i l t e s i f k R o o k i e L o s t
A fte r bis c o ro n a tio n . th è k lu g m ust
• • •
th e m anner o f approach to the voters
apparent to m ost college president* —the .
I k -iiiik -ra tlr wheelttorse as ch a irm a n
fo rm .illy declare hls a d h ere n re lo th è
W hen pontage stam ps atlck to
o f th e c o u n try b u t It was m ore p ic ­ o f the p o w e rfu l w ays and menus com ­
name m e d here i t a phoney.
Control i Got No Help
I ro le s fa n t c h u rc li, und bis o b llg n tlo n
¿ether lay a th in (rip e r o ve r them
tu resque and m ore Im p o rta n t as w e ll m itte e ; S|>eaker lly rn c s , and a Hock
"u e v e r lo u ia rry a Rom an C a tb o llc ."
By T. H. E. McCOY
and ru n a hot Iron over the ¡ m iim t .
because
th
e
h
e
adline
speaker
was
A
l­
o f others. T he y Insisted g e n e ra lly th a t
Then, lit t le by little , he lo s t his con­
l
im
i
d
a
le
s
back
h
i
Die
S
tu
n
rts,
I’he lie .it doe« not rem ove 111 u d la g e .
'll
the S outheastern Conference
fre d E. S m ith, one tim e D e m o c ra tic can­ the S m ith b a rra g e was m ore h e lp fu l to
tr o l. Jack Dunn, th e m anager, fre tte d
K in g E d w a rd , w h o is n o i supposi*««
• • •
* ’ took its stand concerning “ paid
d id a te f o r the Presidency, and h.v a ll the
D em ocrats
th a n
cnm palgn
i about th is change in fo rm b u t could
t ° c o n i.....p ia te u ia rrla g e , Is th è o ffic ia i
a th le te s" I n a tu ra lly was delighted. I
Keep
a
la
rge
« lin ke r c o n ta in in g n it
odds
th
e
most
c
o
lo
rfu
l
and
pungent
speeches
they
them
selves
could
make.
n o t discover the reason f o r it. N e ith e r
liead o f thè cbiirclo -s o f E n g la u d and
s t ill feel th a t w ay about i t and so you
¡»art« « i l l to «me p a ri pepper on th e
could th e rest o f us. We knew th a t speaker o f th e present day. I t was n A d m in is tra tio n leaders In th e execu­
S
co
tta
tili.
and
“
d
e
te
m
le
r
o
f
ilio
f
a
llii.
"
have tw o ve ry good reasons w hy I
shelf o f y o u r k itc h e n range to i i « o
I th e p itc h e r was a " lo n e r.” one o f those d in n e r o f m ore th a n 2.000 persons__ tiv e de p artm en ts are b e ginning to fire
agreed to ta ke o ve r th is space.
In immi « o iling food«.
1 lads w ho keep s tr ic tly to themselves, fro m every sta te in the U n io n —and It also, h u t they are sm art enough to let
F ro m a ll th e w o rld , “ s u b je c ts " o f
• • •
One o f these reasons is th a t it pro- j , b u t such types are n o t ra re in the was held In e x a c tly the same room s o f the enthusiasm aroused by the speech
the newt k in g and e m p e ro r send greet-
th e M a y flo w e r h o tel here w here tw o
vides th e chance to get in the fir s t ' m inors.
A b u ttle o f fu rn itu r e polish ru h lic it
die dow n before they a tte m p t to upset 1 lugs. R e presentatives o f d iv in e (lower.
weeks e a rlie r P resident Roosevelt had arg u m e n ts advanced by M r. S m ith.
blow before re fo rm e rs commence ciassi- j
In to d e m i d ry mop w ill g ive b a rd *
So. w hen n ig h t a fte r n ig h t we w o u ld
i c liu r c lie s o f e ve ry r e lig io n , M o lia in
addressed about th e same n u m ber o f
ty in g a ll "b e lo w th e Mason-Dixon j
wood flo o rs m i e xcellent p o lish.
I have no doubt, fro m the sigtis even
see him p ic k up a m agazine and head
m ikla ii,
H in d u . B u d d h ist.
Chinese,
• • •
persons a t th e Jackson day $50-a p la te
lin e " elevens as professionals. The
now crop p in g up, th a t an e ffo rt w lll be , C h ris tia n and Jew ish. »|>erxl the dead
' fo r his room alm ost as soon as d in n e r
d in n e r. A s a fu r th e r note o f in te re s t, made In congress to d is c re d it the
e th e r reason is th a t I may th u s be
M
aple
s
iru
p
m
ixed w ith c o n fe c tio n ­
; was over, we decided th a t he was p ro b ­
I kin g on Ids Journey and welcom e the
a tte n tio n m ig h t be called to the fa c t
able to o ffe r some lig h t and encourage­
er» su g a r (o w h ich a lit t le b u tte r o r
league.
It looks lik e Senator B la ck.
tnnv ru le r.
a b ly o n ly a co u n try k id w h o was liomw-
th a t the m eeting w-as presided o ve r by A labam a D em ocrat and ch a irm a n o f
m ent to those who see th is new deal
«Team Is added makes n d e llcloo»
.
.
I sick. T hen we w o u ld s ta rt up o u r own
fro s tin g fo r ra ke s.
’
° r w ir d ite p
va rd games, or o th e r n o c tu rn a l bu si­ B o rd e n B u rr, a life lo n g A la b a m a Dem ­ tin - senate lobby co m m itte e , p robably
I f the s o ld ie rs get th e ir hotitis money
o cra t, and th e o th e r speakers w ere D r.
te rc o lle g ia te a thletics.
• • •
w ill d ig In to tile league's files to show
ness, and fo rg e t about him .
th e re w ill In- some q u ic k spending,
Neal C a roth e rs, a S outhern D em ocrat, how It was financed to a la rge e x te n t
■ F irs t I t m ust be a d m itte d th a t even
Equal
p
a
rts
o f am m onia and fu r-
enough to q u icke n the pulse o f b u sl-
Dunnie, though, c o u ld n 't fo rg e t about lo n g head o f th e econom ics d e p a rt­
by such w e a lth y men as th e Duponts, | ness w h ile It lasts.
th e m ost se lf-rig h te o u s college in the
iw n tliie w ill rem ove In d e lib le In k
him . T h is was a challenge to th e man m ent o f L e h ig h u n iv e rs ity In P ennsyl­
am ong others. Such an In v e s tig a tio n
c o u n try Is not fo o lin g anybody ta k in g ,
__ _ i
i
-
.
m urks fro m w h ile fabrics.
M erch a n ts w ill get m ore lim n |(HMI,.
,
.
wno was w in n in g m ore pennants and va n ia , and fo rm e r Federal Judge
£ A«*ucl«(ad .*»’• Wtti'Apet•
W '.\t‘ S ervlo.
lik e w is e w lll c u rry an u n d e rc u rre n t o f
a stand ag a in st th e Southeastern Con-
___ „ .
. __ ______
i««Ms«l o w in g on (nisi accounts, and
, .
. ,
developing more b ig -tim e sta rs than
C harles I. D aw son o f L o u is v ille , K.v., a m ovem ent to do aw ay w ith p o litic a l
ference re g u la tio n th a t p ro h ib its the
the
o
bserver
w
ill
n
o
lle
«
m
a
n
y
new
. ,
, ,,
,
any o tn e r m in o r league co n tem p o ra ry. a R epublican.
G iv e P t e « t u ru
Influence o f such men as John J.
b u yin g o f fo o tb a ll team s on the . of. ..
. .. . . ...
. .
overcoats, dresses and aulom oblles.
__
, .
„ .
, He ta lke d and ta lke d to th e p itch e r.
I re fe rre d above to M r. S m ith as l>e- Ita sko b. fo rm e r D e m o c ra tic n a tio n a l
A nd one «houid give 1 g le a m o f
There are objections, c e rta in ly . We o f
l . .
.u
. u
, .
..
Each tim e the p itc h e r listened in te n t-
I r g a c o lo rfu l speaker, am i fro m a ll ch a irm a n , a league d ire c to r, and Jotu-tt
sonthern fo o tb a ll heard p le n ty in New i .
happlii«*»« w henever It 1« pn««thle.—
A t th e o ik -iilh g o f New Y o rk 's M .-
.
.
,
,
ly, prom ised to do be tter.
o f the com m ents I have heard. It seems Sbouxe, fo rm e r e x e cu tive ch a irm a n o f
Y o rk.
B u t those a re taken w ith a
George E lio t.
i .KlM.OfK) m em orial erected to In-uor th e
sm ile.
N e xt day he w o u ld look as bud as to be the consensus th a t never has he the D e m o c ra tic n a tio n a l co m m itte e
lu le T h is id o re Roosevelt, one s|>eaker
' ever b u t w hen we w a tch e d h im sweat ju s tifie d th e d e scrip tio n b e tte r th a n in
an-l the league pre sid e n t. I f th a t fig h t
In the South we feel th a t the men
praised P re sid e n t T lu s id o re Roosevelt
• we a ll fe lt s o rry f o r him . W e a ll knew
his league speech. He was in tro d u c e d
gets s ta rte d It w ill be a m u d s lin g itig
in charge o f o u r in s titu tio n s — remem­
as one who "Saw (lie necessity fo r
th is lonesome yo u n g ste r was n o t k id ­ by M r. B u r r as “ A l S m ith o f A m e r­ beauty.
ber, th is rule was n o t adopted by a th ­
keeping b o th th e le g ls ls tu rra and the
d in g when he to ld about how h a rd he ic a ." and proceeded to assure h is a u d i­
So.
sum
m
arized,
the
p
ic
tu
re
re
s
u
lt-
le tic d ire cto rs o r fo o tb a ll coaches—
c o u rts In th e ir p ro (ie r places.”
was try in g - to reg a in his c o n tro l and ence H in t In clu d ed m illio n s lis te n in g
In g fro m the league’s d in n e r Is th a t o f
w ro te in to the books o f th e Southeast­
T h a t p e rce p tio n showed a high s p ir it,
make good.
by ra d io th a t he placed p a trio tis m
a m a jo r feud, as w e ll as a m a jo r p o lit ­
ern Conference a measure w ith vision
b u t I f som e fu tu re Theodore Roosevelt
atiove
p
a
rty
,
th
a
t
he
was
a
ca
n
d
id
ate
One n ig h t, when th e tra in in g tim e
ic a l m ovem ent, because there Is a re a l­
when they legalized a th le tic scholar­
should go to o fa r In tliu t d ire c tio n It
was alm ost ended, I drove w ith D unnie fo r no office u n d e r the sun. th a t he ly b itte r fig h t between p e rs o n a litie s In
ships.
m ig h t become necessary fo r the le g is­
o u t past the ball p a rk. T he m o o n lig h t liad no ax to g rin d and th a t such sig h t as w e ll as th e p o s s ib ilitie s o f s
la tu re s and th e c o u rts to keep th a t
sent vague shadows th ro u g h th e low- c r itic a l shots as he m ig h t ta k e were
th ird p a rty movem enL
I'resIdeiM In bis p ro p e r place.
Says Scholarships Exist
hung boughs o f the tkees w h ich s u r­ w ith o u t personal a n im o s ity fu r any­
In th e s itu a tio n as It now stands,
one.
B
u
t
he
d
id
n
o
t
p
u
ll
his
punches
rounded the one-room co u n ty ja il a
however, the R epublican p a rty holds
All Over. Though Denied
w hen he p illo rie d the New Ik -a l and
the key. S m ith and tils fo llo w in g anti
hundred ya rd s away fro m the park.
Gen R obert Lee B u lla rd says tills
he showed no m ercy w hen he drew
th e league m em bership g e n e ra lly can
I t was a dism al scene. F if t y seconds
c o u n try cxis-cts to «-scape ih e next
These scholarships are in existence
th e d eadly p a ra lle l between the Dem o­ Io- counted In d e fin ite o p p o sitio n to
w ar, but E u riq ie p ln n s to d ra g us In.
in a ll p a rts o f the co u n try. Even la te r It became even m ore d ism a l— we c r a tic p la tfo rm o f 1082 and th e policies
th e New Deal and most a ll o f I's
Resides n lr bom bing a n il |silson gas,
though th e re w ill be denials, I say this. s ta rte d d u ckin g bu lle ts.
w h ich
M r. R oosevelt had c a rrie d
w o rk s o n ly on c o n d itio n th a t a earn! - , G eneral B u lla rd expects In the n e xt
I d o n 't lik e b u lie ts h u t D u n n ie was th ro u g h . I believe I t m ay he said th a t
W h a t is the result? N o th in g m ore than
d a te and h p la tfo rm , view ed bv tlie iti I w a r n tta c k s w ith disease germ s to
a fo o tb a ll coach, backed by business irrita te d . T h e O rioles were to pla y an he reached th e peak o f his S|>oech
as sound, are p u t fo rw a rd bv the lte -
Spread deadly epidem ics In th e enem y's
men w ith money, and free-spending e x h ib itio n game th e n e xt day and he when he la id on the speaker's stand
D on't E ntrust Your
pub llca n s. I f tin- R e p ublicans tu rn to >
c o u n lr y .
B u b o n ic plague, sca tte re d
a lum ni, going in to the field and lit e r ­ d id n 't w a n t anybody m essing up his copies o f the D e m o cra tic p la tfo rm o f
f a r to the ra d ic a l side In I h e ir effort!«
fro m a lrplun e s, lu fe c ie d ra ts scattered
Own
or Your Fitmily’s
b a il park. W e in ve stig a te d .
a lly b u yin g a fo o tb a ll team.
1932 and th e S o c ia lis t p la tfo rm o f the to m nte li the D e m o c ra tic p o s ttlo t
p le n tifu lly , m ig h t he h e lp fu l
Perhaps we o f the South are more
T here on second base sat the co u n ty same ye a r and In his host E ast side
Well
-
Being
to Unknown
(w h ic h necessarily m ust be In s u p p o tt
fra n k and honest in a d m ittin g th e ex­ Jailer, w h a t was le f t o f u g allon o f tw a n g he challenged anyone to deny o f e v e ry th in g th e p re s id e n t lias done",
Som etimes lite ra tu re paya. E lid in g
Preparations
th a t M r. Roosevelt had been elected
istence o f th is e vil. And i t is an e vil, corn w h isky, and the a ilin g p itch e r.
then, there Is lik e ly to be a th ird p a f-
le ft Several m illio n s . In A m e ric a alone
have no doubt o f t h a t I t p ro h ib its the
on
a
D
e
m
o
cra
tic
tic
k
e
t
and
b
a
il
ear-
ty
,
w
h
ich
w
o
u
ld
m
ake
p
re
d
ic
tio
n
s
o
f
The poor hom esick boy had to ld us
hls o ffic ia l p u b lis h e rs have sold 3,000,.
O F .F O rtF . you la ke any prep n ra­
college w hich is not backed by “ free- the tru th . He had been try in g hard. rle d o u t th e S o c ia lis t prom ises.'
th e -.-utcome w orthless.
lio n >011 d o n ’t know a ll ah m n i.
i»»l copies o f hls books. A t th e lim o
spending a lu m n i” fro m f a ir com peti­ Each n ig h t, a fte r he had taken h it
T h e P re sid e n t's "b re a th in g s p e ll" u t­
fo r Ihe re lie f o f headaches; o r th e
o r Ids death “ T he J u n g le B o o ks" alone
tio n . I t engenders and encourages the magazine and wandered lonesomely up­ terance. h is message to congress on
Congri-ss fre q u e n tly goes o ff on a
pa in s o f rheum atism , n e u ritis o r
paid h im ten Ihoosatid pounds a year.
paid a thlete. T his p a rtic u la r breed is
neuralgia, ask y o u r doctor w h a t he
sta irs, he had sneaked out the back th e sta te o f th e U n ion, his s ta ff o f ad­ tangent In w hich It w lll set about ex
n o t confined to the South.
th in k s about i t — in com parison
.
posing th is o r th a t
door. Then, fo r hours a fte r th a t he vise rs, h is m o n e ta ry po licie s form ed
W hen you hear fo o lis h ta lk ab o ut
w
ith G enuine B u ye r A s p irin .
O ig g in g
o r tii«- o th e r am onfl
N ow ju s t w hat w ill be accomplished w ould s it o u t th e re on second base w ith o th e r m eaty su b je cts w h ich th e fo rm e r
" re v o lu tio n " and g e ttin g r id o f tlm
g
o
ve
rn
o
r
o
f
New
Y
o
rk
picked
to
pieces
I
We soy th is because, before the
U p S ecret» th e p ra ctice s o f p r i­ C o n s titu tio n , ii rem a rk made by W ash­
by th is new re g u la tio n w h ich the the ja ile r and the gun and the corn
discovery o f B uyer A s p irin , m ost
vate business. In the
S outheastern Conference adopted last and p ra ctice co n tro l by shooting a t the In h is own In im ita b le way. He begged
in g to n as tie signed the C o n s titu tio n
so-called “ p a in " remedies were ad­
congress to assert its e lf again and
la s t several years It has been p a rtic u ­
m o n th th a t fu rn ish e d board, room and I home plate.
m ay he recn lled :
vised against b y physicians as firin g
quoted fro m the B ib le In Ids plea It
la r ly a c tiv e in exposing to p u b lic view
tu itio n fo r d e se rtin g hoys even i f they I
hud fo r the stom ach; o r, o flr n , fo r
“ Should Ihe states re je c t tills e x ­
sh o u ld re tu rn to th e fa th e r's bouse secrets o f c o rp o m tlo n s nnd In rllv ld iin l
are athletes?
i », n
-ii
.
»««•
the heart. A n d the d isco ve ry o f
c e lle n t C o n s titu tio n , th e p ro b a b ility Is
_„ .
McUuiIlan s A lligator
and be again one o f th e th re e branches
re
p
re
se
n
ta
tive
s
and
senators
have
Buyer A s p irin la rg e ly chuiigcd
( F ir s t) I t w ill com pletely e lim in a te
th a t an o p p o rtu n ity w ill never ngnln
o f th e fe d e ra l governm ent. H e said It
blow n o ff much steam concerning s a l­
m edical practice.
th e paid athlete.
Got in W rong Berth
o ffe r to cancel a n o th e r in peace— th e
to o k courage f o r a life lo n g D em ocrat a rie s paid business e xecutives and they
Countless thousands o f people
next w ill be d ra w n In bl«o«l.”
(Second) I t w ill bring aid to a th ­
to say th e th in g s he was saying, b u t have d ire c te d c ritic is m n t p riv a te b u s i­
who have taken B ayer A s p irin year
A lso I w o u ld lik e to kn o w I f tra in
letes under the supervision o f the in ­
th e re Is no g a in sa yin g he displayed
ness ns w e ll fo r some o f Its o th e r e x ­
in and o u t w ith o u t ill effect, have
M rs. A lln d a F rench o f St. Ix m ls , one
s titu tio n , th u s im p ro vin g the a d m in ­ rides are as e x c itin g now as they were w h a t It took.
p e nditures.
proved th a t Ihe m edical fin d in g s
is tra tio n .
years ago when th e G iants le ft th e ir
hundred
and
fo
u
r
years
old,
a
ttrib
u
te
s
about its safety were correct.
T h ro u g h th e speech was M r. S m ith's
A fe w years ago S en a to r N o rris o f
St.
A
u
g
u
stin
e
camp
w
ith
Zeke
Barries
her
long
life
to
“
b
a
rd
w
o
rk
in
h
e
r
(T h ir d )
I t w ill v ir tu a lly end the
i chosen them e th a t a g re a t danger lies
N ebraska, am ong others, Sfioke a t
B cm cn ih cr th is : G enuine B u ye r
y o u th and a d u tifu l aon In her old
co m p e titio n fo r boys, tu rn in g one fro m and his a llig a to r.
ahead, n d a n ge r th a t the New Deal g re n t length In c ritic is m o f o u r gov­
A s p irin is rated oniona the fa n tn t
age." Slie gela along w ith o u t spec­
a college he desires to a ttend to one in
Zeke to o k a lo t o f p rid e in th is pet w ill d e stro y e v e ry th in g w h ich lie held
method» ,/it d itc o iv rid fo r (lie re lie f
e rn m e n t's d ip lo m a tic service because
tacles. Is " n o t In te re s te d " In pensions
w h ich he has no in te re st, because the even though it measured on ly seven had made A m e rica the o u ts ta n d in g na- o f th e s a la ries paid am i flic exp e nd i­
o f headaches and all com m on pains
fo
r
Ihe
aged,
and
not
n
t
n
il
In
te
re
ste
d
la tte r's o ffe r is better than the fo rm e r’s. inches long and was not much f o r tlo n th a t It Is. H e accused th e P resi­ tu re s a llow ed fo r «qawatlon o f o u r fo r ­
. . . and »afr fo r the uveruge person
In
p
o
litic
s
.
"P
eople
get
o
v
e
r
tjia
t
,
”
to take re g u la rly.
The fir s t step w ill he accom plished looks even fo r an a llig a to r. He planned d e n t o f h a vin g a rra ye d class against eign d ip lo m a tic offices. T he N o rris a t­
You can get real B a ye r A s p irin at
by the sim ple process o f sending a ll to give it a nice home o u t in Kansas class and asserted th a t w h a t th e na­ ta c k a p p a re n tly d id considerable dam ­ says she, “ a fte r they reach one liu n -
d re d ."
arty d ru g store — s im p ly b y never
a th le tic sch olarships th ro u g h a faculty- a fte r th e season was over, and he tio n faces Is th e m ost g ig n n llc ta x b u r­ age t«> th e d ip lo m a tic service because
M rs. F rench sleeps 12 h o u rs a n ig h t.
asking fo r it by the name ‘ ‘a s p irin ’’
board th a t rules on a ll scholarships, probably w ould have done it, too. T h a t den ever know n. T o th is he added It made m any capable men fe a rfu l o f
alone, h u t always saying B A Y E ll
T h a t e x p la in s some o f the 101 years.
is he w ould have i f H ughie M cQ uillan th a t It w ill not he th e ric h who w ill
regardless o f the q u a lifica tio n s.
e n te rin g
th a t
Held
w here
h ig h ly
A S P IR IN when you buy.
had n o t also been a G iant.
pay, n o r the poor, b u t “ th a t vast a rm y
tra in e d men nre necessary.
In th e past. I t Is common knowledge,
T he hum an race gets used to e v e ry ­
H
u
g
h
ie
had
Invested
In
the
F
lo
rid
a
o
f
in
d
iv
id
u
a
ls
w
ith
Incomes
fro
m
a
a th le te s have gotten In to a ll m anner
B u t a ll o f th e tim e d u rin g w h ich
th in g . Once o u r ancestors shivered,
o f schools by the m ost devious routes staple, too, and a llig a to r p ro p rie to rs hu n dre d d o lla rs a m onth to five thou- c ritic is m s have been leveled at p riv a te
fe ll fla t on th e ir faces, when lig h tn in g
because th e y were financed and sjion- are ju s t lik e horse owners. W henever 1 sand d o lla rs a y e a r.”
business on acco u nt o f sa la ries paid
(lashed amt th u n d e r g row led. T he y
F in a lly , in conclusion, M r. .Smith
sored by school s u p p o rta s o f gre a t tw o o f them get to g eth e r there m ust
business e xecutives m id because o f
th o u g h t some demon was a fte r them.
s ta n ding . In m any cases men whose be co m p e titio n . .So, since beauty con­ s a id ;
o th e r expenses, th e senate Its e lf has
N ow men put up lig h tn in g rods, p ro p ­
“ L e t rne give th is solemn w a rn in g :
c re d its w o u ld not have g otten them by tests and m arathon «lances were o u t
been going ahead fro m ye a r to y e a r
e rly grounded.
th e adm issions board in a correspond­ o f the question, they decided upon a T h e re can be o n ly one c a p ita l, W ash­ usin g ta x p a y e rs ’ m oney to s u it Its own
Once Ih e cornet was considered an
in g to n o r Moscow.
ence school have entered and been race.
purposes. F o r Instance, Col. E d w in A.
S a c rific e
avenging messenger aim ed s tra ig h t a t
“ T h e re can lie o n ly one atm osphere H alsey, se cre ta ry o f the senate, la te ly
"a w a rd e d ” degrees fro m re a lly firs t-
I t was a prospect th a t s tirre d the
Love am i sa crifice ever go to
s
in
fu
l
man.
T
oday
Ils
eom
lng
and
go
r a te colleges because they were ta le n t­ sp e cu la tively in clin e d . H ot news fro m o f g o vernm ent, the clear, pure fresh
gio her.
has made p u b lic his a n n u a l re p o rt cov­
Ing are understood and p re d icte d , Ils
ed fo o tb a ll men.
the paddock Indicated th a t Zeke’s a lii- i a ir o f free A m e rica, o r the fo u l breath e rin g senate o p e ra tio n s and It shows
path m arkn rl on’t
g a tor couid break fa s t b u t tire d badly o f c o m m u n is tic Runnl.i. T h e re can be to u t ttie ta x p a y e rs ' money t o .th e ex­
in the stretch and p re fe rre d the going o n ly one flag, the S ta r nnd S tripes, or te n t o f $3,290,852 had been spent fo r
Academic A b ility First,
Som ething u n pleasant Is hound to
th e flag o f th9 godless union o f the
in hotel lobbies.
m ainte n a n ce o f th a t one branch o f
s ta rt som ewhere oil the e a rth , w ith
Soviets.
T
h
e
re
can
he
o
n
ly
one
na­
congress.
T
he
re
nre
!H|
senators,
each
T hen A thletic Prowess
Bets were down and a pulse-strum - ’
a ll the new theories, new hatreds, new
anthem , 'T h e
S ta r Spangled
o f whom has an office s ta ff; there nre
m ing contest was in s ig h t when the tio n a l
arm am ents, new deadly weapons. It
or
‘T h e
In te rn a tio n a le ,’ some 20-odd com m ittees In o peration,
In th e S outheastern Conference th is younger Barnes became w o rrie d . To B a n n e r'
m ight s ta rt on the b o rder between
w ill n o t happen. A man s a th le tic q u a l­ convince h im se lf th a t e ve ryth in g was th e re can be o n ly one v ic to r. I f our etich w ith a staff, and th e re Is th e reg­
Russia m ol J a p a n's M m ichukuo. When
B ut If
u la r senate o rg a n iz a tio n w ith n large
ific a tio n s w ill be Judged o n ly a fte r he a ll rig h t he decided upon an e a rly- C o n s titu tio n w in s, we w in.
you rem l, "R u ssia uses fo rce to h a lt
has proved to the fa c u lty th a t he is m orn in g w o rk o u t in the aisle of the th e C o n s titu tio n — stop, stop th e re — Hie personnel. Consequently, sa la ries alone
.1 a pa tie e,” you know th e explosion
C
o
n
s
titu
tio
n
cannot
Jose.”
W IT H A
ta ke up a con sid e ra b le ch u n k o f the
a w o rth w h ile prospect as a stu d en t and P ullm an w h ich was speeding th ro u g h
• • • •
m ig h t come a t any tim e.
to ta l o u tla y , h u t C olonel H alsey's re ­
w o rth y o f help.
the cold, g ra y m ountains o f western
A ll w ould regret bloodshed. Im t It
B u t w h a t o f th e significance o f Ihe
p o rt disclosed th a t genernl “ c o n tin ­
F in a lly , th e re w ill be established Georgia.
w o u ld be h is to ric a lly In te re s tin g to
league d in n e r and th e S m ith speech?
gent
exiietises”
o
f
the
seriate
hnd
eaten
th ro u g h these a th le tic scho la rsh ip s a
Three m inutes In te r the n lr was a g i­
see the a n cie n t a u tocra cy o f the M i­
P r io r to the dln- up 1701,009. In clu d e d In th is to ta l o f
m eans o f a d m ittin g a boy w h o h a sn 't tated by one o f the m ost m ag n ifice n t '
T H I S ta (ha Iitti« CfctomM»
T h e S m ith ner, the league's i-x- “ c o n tin g e n t expenses” was n il lle m o f kado n t w a r w ith Ihe m odern a u to c ­
k <JrÄnUrn. wXh th e
bi«,
th e m eans a t his ow n com m and to a t­ re n d itio n s o f fre e arid fa n cy com m ent
li"n*’î’ ,e ’*»"*• (natanti“
W a lk o u t
e cu tlve e ouncll met *233,000 fo r the cost o f senate In v e s ti­ ra c y o f S ta lin . I l w ould lie a long
te n d th e co lle g e he re a lly w ants to a t­ th a t It has ever bften th e good fo rtu n e
fight, pro b a b ly.
In secret. W h e th e r g a tio ns In the la st year. A lm o st h a lf
te n d. A ll o f us In o u r live s have know n o f uny b a ll p la ye r to hear. J lie a lli­
Kin« I’ffttiir«« RyndlcAte. inc.
It co m m itte d th e league to n d e fin ite
o f th is a m ount wua used h.v Ihe tiiu n l-
WN1J Hervlcw.
boys w ho w e n t to one school when they g a to r bad broken loo.se and bud not
sta n d was n o t fo rm a lly announced, vet
tlo
n
s
In
v
e
s
llg
a
llo
n
co
m
m
itte
e
headed
r e a lly w a n te d to go to another. T hey shown much sense even fo r an a lli­
s u re ly (h e re are grounds upon w h ic h
T u r k is h P ence
by S en a to r Nye, R epublican o f N o rth
w e n t o n ly because th e und esira b le col­ gator.
to base a sta te m e n t th a t It menus to D a ko ta , who la te ly was made the sub­
O f n il the n a tio n s a llie d w ith Oer-
le g e o ffe re d b e tte r o p p o rtu n itie s fo r
V o u " L O C A L D B A L K R - or w rit»
W ith 24 berths to p ick fro m he had su p p o rt candidates and p la tfo rm s on
fo r H t F E
w rlta
je c t o f c ritic is m on the sennfe floo»
m any in the W o rld w a r T u rk e y was
a id o f a th le te s th a n th e one w h ich craw led in to th s one occupied by John th e co n se rva tive side.
because
o
f
hls
com
m
ittee's
n
tlltu
d
a
the
Inst
to
m
ake
pence,
the
iii-xr
to
re
­
th e y w a n te d to a tte n d .
J. M cGraw.
W ith equal emphasis, It can he said
® Western eew epeper Union.
cover fro m d e fea t and the o n ly n a tio n
on th e losing aide w ith whom term s
were neg otia te d ra th e r than Imposed,
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