THE GOLD HILL NEWS, T ill USDA Y. JANL’AHY 12. 1933
THE FEATHERHEADS
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Hr OrboriM
Outspoken and Outcait
WHY- HetLU, HBlLol
wblcumb .
H o m e
TW* TRuTH I
BAH I
n
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
HE SOAKS YOU
“ Dn you feel »h, when you go to
the doctor’»?**
“No I Not until t'ui lenvlng there."
IN THE BOUDOIR
W -S S a e
W hat an Honest Man!
HAD A CLUB FOOT
NO KICK
When girl» thnt are plpa, to tie frank.
Go to »wltn In an Indoor tank.
They find all thrill larking
And It'« really nerve racking
For with no men to look. It’« Just rank.
She—Your brother seem» to have
no trouble at all stepping into »well
social organization».
He—No. he ha* a club foot
OLD CHEESE
CHEAPEST IN THE END
NOT ALWAYS FLYING
NOT SO LUCKY
SHE NOSE NOW
“Why. my dear man. I've never had
to pay a doctor’s bill In my life."
“Well, somehow or other th e , all
sue me."
Big Sister— Why nre you sniffing so
much? Have you a cold?
Little Sister—No. I've been poking
my nose In other folks business, I
guess.
ALL OF TH AT
SAVING ENERGY
Wide— Are you going to wenr your
•rcrahoe« out tiMlny. dear?
Hubby—I think not. love; Fin not
going to do much wnlklng.
M IC K IE ,
“The flRhhnwk I» alw ais Hying,
lan't he?''
“No; he frequently light» on a
perch."
T H E
P R IN T E R 'S
Diner— W alter, there'» a gray hair
on thia cheese.
W alter—Well. «Ir, didn't you ask
for old English cheese?
S ave
S O M E T IM E t'U- W R IT E ACOUT A M A M W H O W AS
A “TRAITOR. TO H IS OOMMUUVTW = W HO D O ALL WS
BUVIWS ELSEW H ERE » WHO VOTED A j AIWST ALU
IM PRO VEM ENTS » W HO WEVEX. CONTRIBUTED T O
T H E SHU RÄH ES !
T H IS AAAH WAS SO S E L F IS H
PERSOU SHOULD BEAD. "THE AAAW WITHOUT
TELLS AB O U T A AAAU WHO
WAS FALSE TO HlS WATIVE LAW C>x W H O
£A lD HE DlPWT C A R E FOR. tT A T A I X ,
ALIO S E L F -S U F F IC IE M T « SO BOASTILIGCY ILtOEPELIOeur
t h a t f o l k s r e b e l l e d a m o drove h im o u r , b u t
UIS RSPUTAnow P R E C E D E D H IM AM D ME M O V E D PROM
OWE PLACE -TO ANOTHER T H E BEST O F H IS (JLI HAPPY U F E !.
RE OrtCOVBREO -TWAT WO8ODY SAW BE ''/LID EPENDEN T "
AMP T H A T A Ä L F IS H LIFE B B S X P S UMHAPPtNEfiS ’
SO WE W A S S H .P P E D A W A Y AM O
KEPT AWAY, AMO EVENTUALLY
AT 3 0 MILK
poova gpp>e
VAUdHAM w
She (taking long breath)—The air's
like wine.
He— Yeh, quite one-half of one pel
cent.
He— A hug In time saves nine.
She— Nine what?
He— Nine attempts.
D E V IL
Vve BEEU READIUG A BOOK 'T H A T EVERY
A 00UUTRY *
Mr. Pester— Mab Jong at five dollars
a lesson? I learned the game Just by
playing It with friends.
His W ife—llut think of the money
your friends won from you while you
were learning It.
HE
R E P E k lT e U ALIO R e G R S T T W P T H E
UOSS O P H l« e O U U T R V
YLL C ALL IT
" -T P E MAW WrTWOUT A HOME TOlWM.”
A BtUOOB
Sroeeso -THE
EAR,
HOT B P LEFT
OMl
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S T
■ f i t t W l N T t f t THAT WASHINGTON ANO «IS
49
B y -Jam eg W , Brook»
"foPAY TMECE
ACE MANY M ONl*IENTS
ANO l A n OMACKS
TATTEBEO ftO L D ltC S €>PEHT AT VALLEY
THAT TESTIFY to the ESTEEM THAT ft H IL O BY O u R
FOfiGE WAS A MOST TSYiNO E » P tttiE N C E .
MANY Of Hft MEN OESEOTEP ANO IT WAS
COVNTCY FOR WASHINGTON ANO HIS
ONLY THBoUGM WASHINGTONS COcRAGt ANO
LtAPEBSHlP THAT HE KEPT HIS ACHY INTACT.
^W ashington
Foa A W HILE.
himself occu P ieo a ttn T
M IS E R Y
MEN
FOtt T H E .
TWAT TH E Y WENT THCOUGH IN THAT WlNTeR
o r 1777-1778. T he fact that scarcely twenty
M ile s away the 6« utish wcäe comfoetably
quartered in
F ob
P hiladelphia
aoos to o u tt sympathy
what T H E AMERICANS ENOottED AT VALLEY TORCE
U s a
Cc