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THE (IOLI) H lIX NEWS. THVHSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8. 193U
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King of the Clouds
Fable of the
Hungry
Fame-
o
Seeker
j
88
By GEORGE ADE
Is) U»ll avnjlc»«».»—WNU «.rvlva.
Q U IT E
A SCARE
NCE there was a G rertile who
borrowed some T ackle and
The doctor looked down at hie pa
went fishing off Catalina la-
(lent and aliook hla head doubtfully.
land. hoping thut he might get
"You say you have the sam e night a Nibble from a Tuna. To those
umre every night." he anld. “w hat 1» who uever have seen a T una It
ttr
may be Im parted th a t th is Marine
dream th at I’m m arried, doctor ' Monster Is a Minnow two sixes small­
«aid th e pale-faced m att
er th an a Subm arine. It Is fully
“To whom?” Inquired the doctor.
us long as a Freight Cur aud If do­
The patient grimaced.
m esticated, could lie used for towing
“To my present wife,“ he replied B arges The Yup who rode tan k and
“T h at's what makes It a nightm are 1" forth across the dancing W aves, tro l­
ling an a ttra c tiv e Balt and begging
C on so latio n
the Fish to give him some T rade, was
Mr». Newwedd was (raying her moth playing In ra re Luck, because ho nev­
er a visit.
er got a Strike. If he had, the poor
Fashionable Ladles of Equatorial A frica.
“Oh. m other,“ she said, as soon as Woofus would not have rem ained In
they
met.
“
I'm
so
wretched.
I’ve
dts
j
tain mas» are six explored groups of
Prepared br N s tlo n e l O r o crsp h lo S o c l« » .
th e Boat.
\\« * lo u s ...
U — S M O rrrlcs.
snowy peaks, and a few other heights covered th at my husband only m arried i On another Occasion a cheerful Im­
UWEN2ORI, one of th e world s not yet climbed. Each group la given ’ me for my money.”
becile polished up a dinky llllle such
queerest m ountain masses, has a nam e aa a mountain, and each
Mother raised her eyebrows In q u lr the M erry-M akers at Coney Island
been scaled by a Belgian expedi­ peak Is then separately named. From ' Ingly.
use In shooting at sheet Iron Ducks
tion entirely In Belgian territory,
"There, there, my dear," she calmly nnd other movable T a rg e ts lie put
north to south th e snowy mountain
according to reports from th e Belgian
groups which have been climbed are Í replied, “don't worry about thnt. You on a Boy Scout Uniform and went out
Congo In which a p art of th e moun­ Emin. Gessl, Speke. Stanley. Baker at least have the comfort of knowing
Into the H ills hoping th at he could
tain lies. T he feat, not h itherto ac­ and Luigi dl Savoia, each named for thut he's not such a fool ns he looks.”
scare up a Grizzly Bear. All day he
complished. required a climb of more nn explorer of Ruwenxorl Itself or of
scrambled around, kicking nt the Un­
than 16,000 feet of difficult, trailless
neighboring portions of Africa. Mount
T H A T S E T T L E D IT
derbrush nnd m aking Noises which
Jungle and rocky slopes.
I.ulgl dl Savoln bears the nam e of
w ere m eant to Insult the B ear and In­
ltuwenxorl Is unusual In Its very
th e duke of th e Abruzzl.
Mount
duce him to come out and put up a
situation. It lies almost Immediate­ Stanley Is the highest of th e six
B attle. T he G uardlnn Angels who ily
ly under th e equator, surrounded by snow-capped groups. All four of its
over C ars driven hy Women anti pro­
rank, steam ing tropical fo rests and
peaks—M argherita, Alexandra. Elena I
tect the P atrio t who buys Firew orks
sun-drenched plains covered with tall
ami Savoia—are more than 10.0tX) feel ,
must have been on the Jo b th at Day
elephant g ra ss; yet It pushes its
high, and exceed hy several hundred
because the dauntless Nimrod never
peaks up to eternal snows, Nowhere
feet th e peaks of th e neighboring
saw Hide or H air of a Grizzly. That
else a re there com parable heights un­ groups. M argherita peak form s the
Is why he lived to get back home ami
der the equator, rising from th e h eart crest of Ruwenxorl, with an altitude
cat a hearty Supper.
o f a continent. T he Andes of Ecua­ of 10,816 feet above sea leveL
It happened that a Young Man who
dor. relatively close to the coast, and
N umerous sm all glaciers extend
thought he w a s wliereua he realty
th e mountains of the Island of New
down from the snowy (teaks to about
w asn't, cam e Into more sw eet Cur­
Guinea a re th e closest competitors.
14.000-foot level, and from them
rency than you could shovel with a
W eather conditions do th eir p a rt In trick le many stream s. From which­
Scoop Shovel In flhree M onths tine
contributing to th e strangeness of ever side the drainage comes. It finds
Night, In n »elect Club, which has
th is African m ountain mass, and In Its way Into the surrounding hikes '
throw ing an alm ost literal veil of and rivers and flows, through Lake
“ Mow'd yer like to be a firem an7 ■Ince been padlocked no less than
three times, he found him self gazing
m ystery around It.
The peaks are
Albert. Into the Nile.
Ruwenxorl j They has a snap."
hidden to observers from th e plains
“Yes, but not for mine. I saw a at a hypnotic B runette even as an
th u s fulfills the ancient trad itio n : It
and forests by clouds and fog except Is th e “Mountain of th e Moon" ou fireman gil soaked wld w ater wansL" English Sparrow might gaze ut the
beautiful hut deadly Cobra.
a t rare Intervals. As a result, the whose w hite crests Egypt’s life-giving ¡
He never before had seen so much
definite existence of th e m ountains river is born.
A ll Okay I
w as unknown to E uropeans until
A fter some excitem ent the Sm iths B runette packed Into so few Clothes
T he portion o f Ruwenxorl lying
1S04 when Sir Samuel Baker, while north of Mounts Emin nnd Gessl has had at last managed to catch th e and lie knew that Life would not mean
exploring Lake Albert, saw "a blue never been climbed. In addition to train. Now. when they could sit q uiet­ anything to him unless he could be
m ountain to the south." IB s observa­ m aking a survey of the w estern slopes ly for a while, they began to wonder near her, to Inhale the 30 or 40 kinds
tion went unverified until 1887 when of th e entire range, the Belgian ex- • If they had left nnythlng behind. M rs of Perfum ery she was using nnd have
all the other Johns chewing their
Stanley saw th e peaks and made pedition plans to elimb the peaks of Smith gave a shriek.
known the fact, fo r the first time,
“Oh, H arry," she said, “I forgot to W rist W atches In Envy.
th is northern region and to obtain
th a t they were snow-capped. It was definite Information In regnrd to their tu rn off th e electric Iron.”
T his one made Pola Negri look like
a C lergym an’s D aughter. You could
not until m ore th an a decade later
“Don’t
worry,
darling."
he
replied.
heights.
th a t the snow line was first reached;
“Nothing will burn. I forgot to tu rn h ear the C urrent crackling.
Odd Facts About the Equator.
and the crests w ere not attain ed un­
The yearling Child of Fortune tried
off the shower bath."—Montreal Gn
W hile Ruwenxori's snow has been a
til 1900 when th e duke of the Abruzzl
to sem aphore a few Signals to the
xette.
popular “h ard to believe” subject, j
led his expedition to th e top.
dusky Queen and get her Interested
The name. M ountains of th e Moon. th ere a re other facts about the world’s ¡
but she had no Line on the Bank Roll
D is c o u ra g in g Job
Is believed to have arisen from a mis­ hot line th a t are, perhaps, equally as
nnd did not like the Soft Shirt ho
“Our
bustneca,
madam."
said
the
tak en translatio n from A rabic; but it strange.
wore with the D inner Jacket, so she
ranger
to
the
city
vacationist,
“Is
to
F or exam ple:
hag fitted well Into th e atm osphere
go about, days a fte r day, looking for threw him about 1.500 Feet Into the
o f mystery th a t surrounded Ruwen-
The equator crosses no deserts.
Air and rode aw ay Into th e Night
forest fires.”
xori for cen tu ries; and It has a fig­
The equator does not touch conti­
“And I suppose you find a great with a big Sausage Man from the
urative Justification because of the
nental Asia.
West.
many.”
weird appearance of th e m ountain
Less than one-fourth of the equator
For several Days the Sailors on his
“N o; Just one or two a season."
slopes. The relatively few w hite men
trav erses land.
"M ercy! I should think you'd get Yacht had to watch him to keep him
who have made the arduous climb
The equator cu ts Africa nearly In terribly discouraged.”—Boston T ra n
from going overboard with the Anchor
have all noted th e Impression that
half, traversing th e middle section of
I d his Arms, which would hnve been
scrip t
they had blundered Into gome alien
Kenya, severing th e northern third
his only chance of sinking. He
world. The combination of excessive
from the Belgian Congo and bisecting
thought th a t he had been given a
N
O
W
!
m oisture, altitu d e and equatorial sun
th e tongue o f French equatorial Af­
1 D irty Dent, w hereas he should have
has produced a unique vegetation
rica which, with Angola, nearly
been singing at th e Top of his Voice,
th a t in many ways Is utterly fan ­ squeezes the Belgian Congo off the At­
for If little Rita I’oze'a, the undulat
tastic.
lantic coast.
Ing Vamp, had taken a real Fancy to
Vegetation Is Extraordinary.
In th e 2,300 miles across equatorial
j him. It would hnve cost him over
A fter emerging from th e dense A frica there a re no deserts but torrid
i 1000,000.
tropical forests o f the low er slopes, Jungles, some p arts of which a re so
Poor Brakes Break Many a Man.
a climber feels like a Lilliputian vis­ canopied by trees Interlaced hy vines
Two years ago a prom inent Member
iting the meadows of Brobdlngnag. th a t only pencll-Bke rays of sunshine
of the Chamber of Commerce of Okln
He walks among parsley plants nine penetrate. In this region the traveler
horoa City. OUIa., was In Europe tnk
feet high, “bird-seed" th ree tim es his m eets with naked, black, kinky haired
Ing his first real Rest since the Syn­
height, and h eath er plants, relatives tribesm en, nnd such unfriendly beasts
dicate In which he wns Interested
of the low Scottish shrub, th a t have as wild elephants, lions and hippo­
struck the Gusher. He watched the
expanded Into g reat trees 70 and 80 potam uses.
feet tall. To add to th e weirdness,
"W ho was the Inventor of the w ire wheel a t Monte Carlo and. licit« quick
Ju s t below RuwenzotTs western
at Figure» and able to see right
colored mosses—brown, yellow, green, slope Is the bailiwick of the Bam- less?”
w hite and red—are all about under bute pygmies, shy, dim inutive folk of
'D on't you know th at? Any fool through any Proposition on the Jum p,
he felt alm ost sure th at It would be
and overhead. They grow In huge the Jungles, nnd beyond is th e domain could tell you.”
a Cinch to win all the depreciated
cushions th a t encircle the limbs of of Bantu trllies. some of whom relish
“T hai why I asked you."
Currency nnd close the Dump.
the heath trees like giant mushrooms
hutnnn flesh. The Masai, among the
He sat up for two N ights nnd wore
Impaled on a skewer. The unearthly
S till la th e H o ip lta l
w orld's fiercest nntlves. inhabit the
out 'w o Pencils doping n System
appearance Is heightened usually by regions to th e east of the mountain.
"My friend Isn't succeeding very
which could not lose. He explained
fog, through
which th e strange
Between the w estern coast of Africa well with his driving lesso n s”
the Modus O perandl to Ills two T rav
grow ths loom dim ly; and th ere is a and the const of South America, the
“Why. w hat's the m atter?’’
continual drip o f w ater from limbs equator crosses no land. In the mouth
“ He took a turn for the worse.”— ellng Compnnlons nn<l said It was a
Pipe. If backed up by enough Coin, so
and m oss-clum ps.
The way often
of the Amazon It trav erses Mexlana Is­ Stray S to ries
ns to keep on doubling. He wanted
leads through swamps and muck up
land and then plunges Into 2.000 miles
Bill nnd Bud to put In «50,000 apiece
to one's knees.
of Jungle land, alm ost ns Impenetrn
E vid en c e in S ig h t
Above th e heath forests, on less
hie In places ns the Jungles of Africa.
O shkosh—What makes you think nnd let him go In and shied up the
swampy ground, giant lobedlas cover
Place, hut they were Leery and said
th at F um liddle Is prospering now?
South Am erica’s Jungle.
large areas, sending th eir spikes up
th at the Suckers had already put up
T
lshtlsh—Well.
I
saw
gravy
stain»
Equatorial South America Is the
to tw enty feet or more. All about are
too many Buildings nnd laid out more
on
his
shirt.
land
of
Indians
of
yellowish
and
red­
n variety of weeds, grown alm ost to
Flower Beds than were needed. They
th e m agnitude of trees. F urther up dish hues with straight h air which Is
were cold around the Ankles nnd de­
M
o
d
es
ty
F
o
rb
a
d
e
cut as though soup howls had been
nre thickets of hnmlsio through which
void of Sporting Blood. T here was
The V isito r- Who's the moat enter
progress Is extrem ely difficult. The applied to the natives’ heads as guides
Nothing S tirring nnd consequently all
highest slopes. Just below th e snow for barbers’ scissors. The largest nnl prising man In till» village?
of the Boys nre back home nnd living
The
N
ative—
Now
lookit
tiere.
stra
n
­
mal
Is
the
tnplr,
and
ant
eaters
are
line, a re covered with a thick growth
In com fortable Circum stances.
ger, you'd b -tte r ask thnt there ques
abundant
of everlasting flowers.
These Exam ples hnve been cited to
At the eastern base of th e Andes, tlon of s<.ui-hody elae In this parts— prove thnt many n Chump who thinks
Except on Its lowest slopes Itiiwen-
the equatorial traveler meets tilt I never was much of a feller for tulkin
xorl is uninhabited, and above the
thnt the B reaks nre against him Is
Jívaros, nntlves who are proud of about myself.
tropical forests there Is not much anl
really the favored nnd pampered Child
th
eir
art
in
shrinking
human
heads
to
mnl life. The soggy heath forests
of Destiny. H erbert J. Prnngle, of
Reached th e L im it
the
size
of
an
orange,
with
the
hair
nre Hlmost devoid of anim als, birds
Mr. A —o u r hank has Just gon. whom we are compelled to w rite, wns
and Insects. On other p arts of the and skin Intact.
not so fortunate. He went fishing ami
through
n reorganization.
From th eir hot Jungle homes, th»
slopes, w here sp arse anim al life Is
the T una got him. While searching
Mr B— Wluit was the m atter?
Jív aro s can see the snow-cupped
found. It form s a queer assortm ent;
for the Grizzly he had the Tough Luck
Mr A —We fom.d we had more exec
Andes of Ecuador nnd western Brazil
u few sm all nvflintnin atite1o|>es;
to find one. When he smiled nt the
utives
than
depw
ltora.
Quito,
capital
of
Ecuador,
nnatlen
In
leopards th a t prey on th e m ; hyraxes,
the Andean hills, about fifteen miles
which nre hnrelike conies; fruit eat
Ob Yeh?
lug hats with a "w ing-spread" of two south of the equator.
Andy was busily engaged with n
The equator begins Its tran s I’nclflt
fe e t; and a few hlrds and Inserts.
The name. ltuwenxorl. was selected "flight" by crossing the G alapagos Is s[« d e In the mud hole beside his car
Gathered fullness In s k irl« In tro
Inmls and then makes a long Jump t< when a stran g er hailed him. "Stuck
by Stanley as th e most common
luced hy Schiaparelli a ml Worth,
among a large num ber of native des­ the East Indies w here It traverse i In the mud«’’
"ilb, no!" replied Andy cheerily
Worth s-iotisor» velv eteen, Clin nel
ignations. It has been Interpreted ns Celebes, Dutch Borneo and Sumatra
i orduroy fo r tailored < -oMtumes.
missing Slngapcre. the nenrest (»did “My engine died here, und I'm dig
t eanlng "K ing of th e Clouds" and
of continental Asin by o n lj 90 miles gii-g n grave for It."
New variety In coat collars, large
“Raln-tunker.”
effect chez Sell laparelll, so.i
T
hese
regions
are
Inhabited
hy
brown
wired
Really a Mountain Range.
R c 'a tiv lty
skinned natives, some of whom show
■luiwl types hy Chain I
Ruwenznrl Is not a single mountain,
‘•'¡'! ey re com paratively rich, aren't
Some d e a lg licrs are , ailing evening
hut a “pocket-al ze" range. With Its traces of Mongolian. Hindu am'
, they ?'
tru c k s o f s ilk Jeraey. 3 'hoy are form
Malayan blood.
fo o th ill,! It Is approxim ately CO mile«
" I wouldn’t say -comparatively, hut tiftltig art I m ilf ij o f Hi- m i h a ie foot
From Sumatra westward, the equn
leng and 8t> miles wide. The miming
'relatively.' They have a rich uncle long train»
to
r
fetiche«
no
land
u
n
til
It
strike
s> W-m th a t has been followed Is
of whom they cvpeet great th in g s ”
Kenya, East A “rica.
O
R
B eautiful Fem ale she gave him a quiv­
ering Embrace and darn near »moth­
ered him. lie found a Chance to play
his System and a fte r he got Into the
Game he learned th at lie couldn't se­
Topping the nioltti
Keeps Skin Y o u n g
en (io.
Wa. kriass ^ o u J t k I b . S M
AM-
»I4~ U.U»» U
Looking ths Part.
«M im ÌIM ■■» «
U m I UdoMH-xe.
To look at Mr. Pranglo. about the
tim e lie was eased out of College and
began to ram ble In the daisy-dotted S m a ll W o n d e r M essag e
Field of L iterature, It never would
In te re s te d “ O ld Id io t”
hnve been suspected that he had tills
A young law yer wns speaking for
lurking D eterm ination to Prove to the
the defendnnls In a civil action, and
whole World th at ho w as a Heller.
Ida long w lndedncss was obviously
He wns skinny and wore powerful
G lasses nnd had a bulging (lend, like boring the court. T he leader for ths
the large end of a Gourd, lie was plaintiffs scribbled a note ami passed
It along to th e tulkatlve youth. He,
bashful In Company. S trangers often
however, did not rend It Imme­
asked If he had paused through any
Serious Illness when quite Young. If diately.
A frown wrinkled lhe Judge's brow ;
an attractiv e Cutie gave him a couple
he told the usher Io pass up the tnes-
of roguish Looks anil began to ask
him |H-rt Questions, lie yammered for sage for his Inspection. Il was no
Heed Hint the w riter of the note
a little While and then sank below the
looked acutely uncom fortable at this
Horizon.
Who would have dared to predict order.
The Judge read the message, fold­
th a t H erbert J. Prnngle w as planning
ed It agMln. and passed It back to the
to w rite Love Stories so sizzling th at
he would have to use Asbestos Paper? young lawyer.
"1 think thia note will be of Inter­
To look nt him he was Just as |«us-
est to you,“ said the Judge, grimly.
slonnte ns n Rubber Glove.
Even ns the bloody H istorical Ito “It was to me."
T he lawyer oja-ned the note and
■nances nre w ritten hy slender Maid­
wns astonished to rend this message:
ens Just out of Smith College, nnd all
“Sit down. C an't you te e the old
th at Free Verse about Nymphs danc­
ing In the shadowy Wildwood Is turned Idiot la with you?”
out hy hard fueed old Grouches w ear­
ing Overshoes, nnd Advice to the Love-
Lorn comes from a Police R eporter, so
It was Inevitable that Mils Clam would !
w rite about heaving Bosoms und c lin g ■
Ing Kisses.
For a long Tim e the Im m ediate ,
Friends and R elatives little euapectevl i
Ills Intentions. He kept on producing .
M anuscripts th at were rejected with
Thunks. They put up with Ids Do- |
lusions aw l kept Idin hidden away In j
u C heerful Room where they would i
not have to look nt him very often.
Then there cuuie a Day when the
Book Reviewers all began to gibber i
and say that a New Light had a p ­
An 1077 T y p e w rite r
peared In tho H eavens nnd It was
Some Light.
About 2,000 Candle ; We have dug up some old paper*
showing Ihnl Hie typew riter w as used
Power,
In business ns early as 1877. A lettei
They agreed thnt H erbert J. I’ran
gle, author of "Seared Sonia," was In­ dated January 2 of Hint year, from
decent, audacious and salacious but the National life Insurance company
n Muster Analyst of all the Fundam en­ of Chicago aud signed hy J. M. B ut­
ta l Emotions nnd u Genius with a ler, secretary, Is ty p e d — nnd neatly
so
However, Ihese first typew riters
large G.
All nl once his apologetic Kin lie- used only caps. T his concern w as
gan running up and down the S treets ahead of Ils tim e as It w h s two years
asking everyone. “Have you rend H er­ later. In 187». when a typew rl'er
need hy the P athfinder editor In the
b ert's new Book?"
Soon a fte r the Volume hail been lobby of the C apitol a t W ashington
barred from many L ibraries and de­ (when he wns secretary to Ids sena­
nounced from the Pulpit, and Holly- to r-fath er) was such a novelty thnt
wood was dem anding the Picture tnurlsta, ns well s s olllelnls all paused
Itlghta, nnd the Tremolo S isters were to see “ the Contraption" work —
camped on the Front Porch to Inter­ —Pathfinder Magazine.
view the daring and devilish Author,
E yes T u r n B lu s
It Is claimed that H erbert received. In
A fter a prolonged absence of su n ­
one Day. no less than 100 Requests
light, men on polar expeditions find
for Photographs und Autographs.
th a t th eir eyea. Irrespective of pre­
T h s G la re o f th s L im e lig h t
For a m atter of Years he had walled vious color, have turned blue.—Col­
and hiqa-d for this Day to come. All lier's Weekly.
through the toilsome Nights he had
lieen sustained by an Intrepid Relief
Knows, H I» G irl»
thnt some Day the World would sim­
H arry —Will you m arry me?
ply hnve to recognize him. He felt
Rose—No, but I shall alw ays re
within him self the Pulsations of T rue apect your good taste.
G reatness nnd he knew thnt. eventual­
ly, the Universe would vibrate In Sym­ | Tty twin f Un»»«"’» V««st»Ms Compost* |
pathy.
Well, he began to get the V ibrations
nnd they nearly ruined him.
He sud­
denly discovered thut One mny not ac­
quire one Portion of Fume without
taking on aliout three Portions of
cheap, low dow n Notoriety H erbert,
the shrinking Violet, suddenly found
him self In n /'la ss with the Ford Joke,
the Radio, the Statue of Liberty and
Zlegfeld’s Follies.
All the Farm
H ands In lown were fully Informed
regarding his Peculiarities nnd Eccen­
tricities and blighted Love Affairs.
He found thnt he could not stir out
of Doors w ithout being trailed hy a
h razi« Hussy In sham eless A ttire nnd
sticky Rouge, known ns Publicity. He
learned. In a Hurry, that the Laurel
W reath had a li t of T horns In It.
S trangers crawled up the F ire Escn(>e
to get n Look nt him In Ills own
Room. The Public P rints were full of
veiled References to Ills Checkered Ca­
reer mnl It was whispered about, un­
der Cover, Hint his lough Novel wns
really a Story of Ills Own Life.
W hich wns fa irly hunt ou a harm ­
less Booh who was Just as pure ns
Itninwnter.
I f a distant Relation, whom he nev­
er lind seen, got Into a .!•••’ nn)w here,
It alw ays came out In the Dispatches
thnt the accused Party wns a Cousin
of the well known Novelist. T his Is
known as Advertising.
Mr. Prnngle reeclveil countless In­
vitations to address the Women and
the Roturlans and the Free Thinkers,
hut he could not generate sufficient
Vocal Energy to make Himself heard
to Himself. In fact, he couldn't do
nnythlng except sit In a Back Boom
nnd w rite on Paper. When the tierce
Glare smote him he w is scorched to
a Cinder.
At present his unm arried sister has
him up In the Woods, feeding him
Gluten Biscuits and Milk.
MORAL: It Is nlmust Impossible
for n Drum Major Io pass along Malo
Street without being noticed.
Brief Comment About Current Fashions
rathe r complex.
MercolizedWax
C herult endorse» coppery anil henna
tones, while am ber la emphnalzed for
evening.
Bright reds and purple red» nre
again h i. h-llghted. The comblnutlnn
of navy with red Is done by Worth
and Chanel.
Koine evening frocks are In so lot-
peccnhie a broadcloth that they need
i-.o trimming c.cep t u touch of white
or the shine of a feu ¡uel.il Imlbm»
Felt Terribly Nervous
Figged o u t . . . tlw s ;» melancholy And
blue. She thould take Lyilia E. rin k -
bam'» Vegetable Compound. It» tonic
action build» up the »yitcm. T ry it .
A rd u o u » S p o rt
"T he only objection I hnve to
golf." anld Ml«« Cayenne, “la Hint It
som etimes become» u trltle w eari­
some."
“ B i l l you don't play the game."
"No. But I hnve a friend who
talks about It continuously."
In
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