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THE («OLD HHX NEWS, THURSDAY. MAY 111. 1932
Result o f M ysterious B last T h a t In flic te d G re a t
D a m a g e to O h io ’s S plen d id N e w S tate B u ild in g
How
Jt
Started
Jiy Jean Newton
"FO U N D
W A N T IN G '*
T ' l l E l t K la nothing bow under tha
* sun." goee the old saying—and
how particularly applicable la thia old
anylng to so mnuy or the things we do
and more eapcclally auy every day of
our II» ea.
Take for Inatanre the line, “lie waa
weighed In the halunee and found
wanting."
Here la a metaphorical atatement
which we might encounter almost nay
M ix Personalities in
College W h o ’s W ho Q uiz
where anytim e Implying (hal the per»
son referred to fulled when subjected
Io e true lest—amt which seems Io
smack of up to-date, last-minute en
terprise.
Yet this line le not a modern crea
tion. Not ouly us lo language but ue
to form and Ideographic m a ile r la II
perhaps really aa old as the hllla.
IN O T H E R W O RDS
For It comes to us practically In the
Identical words directly from the Bible
Ihirls uscd lo e m h a rra ti her mnther
In the (took of Daniel, It being a svery lim e ette celled <»n ber friend by
transcription of the w riting on the esklng fuf sonicititng tu e s t Mie wae
wall at the Feast o f Relslnitxar.
requeated noi to do ai» agaln.
The
»©. IMS. 11,-11 a m -tlr .i.
W N|i s»rvl«e,
n e ll lim e lliey calieri on llia l friend,
(usi hefore lunch lime. Ihirle piperi up:
"M ra Sitilih. are you liungry?"
NOT TO BE FOUND
“Xor. Ih ,ria," anawrred lite hostess,
'l'ut noi hiingry ."
W elL" subì I Siria w ilh a tigli, “ I
wlsh I «vita you."— New lim inoli.
Kuluiuaaoo, M id i.—Students of Kai
amasoo college apparently are Intense
ly Interested In their «-holiisilc a c tiv i
ties and devote little attention to news
of the day, u questionnaire reveals.
Obeyed la the L et! • r
Among replies given a “ Who's who”
"Now," buoi mother to Frank. " If
questionnaire w ere:
I they pass lite cuke a »vomii lime, you
Jimmy W alker Is governor of New
J in uni say. 'No, thanks I've had plenty,*
York.
J end don’t y«-u forget It."
k ranklln D Roosevelt Is governor
All went well with Frank until Hie
cheese, s tir until melted. Cool, add
of the Philippine Islunila.
I hostess said, kindly, "Won't you have
three beaten egg yolks, one teaspoon
Andrew Mellon» Is secretary of the
|unoilier piece of cake?"
ful o f salt and three well beaten egg
Interior,
'No, thanks I've hart enough, and
whites folded In at the la s t Kake In
Charles 0 . Dawes was described as
«Ioni you forgei It." was Hie astonish-
a well greased baking dish, set Into a
being the present "foreign minister"
T E M P T IN G TA P IO C A D IS H E S
I 'ng reply.—T il lilla
spoonful of salt, one-fourth cupful of
of France and also the present Vice
pan o f w ater. Rake until the souffle
Novellai— |'m looking for an honest
raisins and one quart o f cranberry-
Is brown and shrinks a trifle. Serve
President
of
the
United
States.
TX M A N Y dishea w here cornstarch la juice and pulp strained and heated
lawyer.
CosBcisnlious Yegg
hot.
* used for thickening, tapioca may he
A r iis i—Then keep on (raveling
Sty Kye<| Sly m l» - Hue sure la a ron-
for fifteen minutes in a double boiler
<© 111!. W w t . r n N . v . p « p a r L 'n lo a .)
I f a man can't argue, he'll quarrel.
substituted. Many object to corn
the Never Never LiuuL
ieniloqa guy - he lust returned f'.’.iZA)
or until the tapioca Is clear, stirring
starch largely because it is not well
that he bad stolen from the bank.
frequently. Add one cupful o f sugar,
cooked. Any starchy substance needs
Hleery Harney— What's the grand
one-fourth cupful of walnut meats and
cooking to burst the starch cells and
>dea ?
four oranges peeled and quartered.
(
y
make It digestible.
Sty Eyed Stymie— The morning a fte r
Chill and serve as a sweet relish with
T h e following is something new and
W ALTER T R U M B U L L
the rot.lwry the loin It president report-
fowl or m e a t
worth trying. Cook one-third of a
ed
tlN.iaat stolen
Gtta hart really
Lemon Sauce.—Cook three table
John Golden. In years gone by. made
cupful of quick cooling tapioca with
sal«t "All rig h t Give me your a t
t .liiz z i. so he sent heck the extra «2,-
spoonfuls of tapioca In two cupfuls
waa
delighted
but
fell
th
e
n
was
many courageous efforts to do his own
one teaspoonful of salt, one-fourtb
tention. | w ant." said Mr. Golden In
'»zt so the bank's hooka would balanc*
o f boiling w ater In a double boiler
something lacking.
shaving. Had he put a notch In the
teaspoonful of peppet and two cup
the vol<-e he uses to address a cast at
until
clear,
stirring
frequently.
Add
"W e should have « harher chair."
handle of the razor to mark every
fuls o f scalded milk in a double boiler
rehearsal«, "a barber. I want a bar
he said.
HAD CUT THEM OUT
two tablespoonfuls o f butter, three-
time he cut himself. It would have re
until the tapioca Is clear. Pour Into
ber who will shave me as I tell him
fourths o f a cupful o f sugar, three , sembled the butt o f a western bad
The harher said ihat he would get
•m a ll deep pan and chill thoroughly.
to, quietly and efficiently, removing
tahlespoonfuls of lemon Juice two
a chair. He knew where a very line
man s gun.
M r. Golden had a face
Cntnold and cut Into one-third Inch
the beard while permitting the epider
chair could he purchased second hand
teaspoonfuls
o
f
grated
lemon
rind
which nicked easily. For years after
slices. F ry thinly sliced bacon until
mis to remain. I want a man who use
It could lie obtained al small coat.
and eight marshmallows cut Into
that he was a patron o f one shop.
crisp. Remove from the pan, dip the
a razor In one hand without having
small pieces, Serve poured over cake
"Splendid." said John Golden. "Buy
Finally, that harher went out o f bual
tapioca slices In floor and fry until
to hold a block of alum In the other:
for pudding.
the chair and buy all those little hot-
ness.
On
the
closing
»lay,
Mr.
Golden
a golden brown. This Is served with
a man who hates the algid of blood.
Cheese Souffle— Cook three table
ties you barbers use.
We may us
said to h im :
the bacon.
Who wonls the Job?"
spoonfuls
o
f
tapioca
In
one
cupful
of
well do this this right."
"Isn't there an agency where you
Cranberry
R elish— Cook one-half
" I ll take that Job," said a little vol
milk until the tapioca la clear, stirring
So the bottles were purchased, and
get these men of yours? Could I go
cupful o f tapioca with one-fourth tea
unteer, stepping from the ranks.
often. Add one cupful o f grated
the chair » as purchased, and they
there and hire a barber?"
"Von are hired." said M r. Golden.
»ere Installed In the room off Mr.
The man said he could and gave
"Bring jo u r props."
Golden’s office— the room where (he
him the address. Mr. Golden proceed
PUTS ON AIRS
New W eapon Combines
shower hath Is— and there they aland
• • •
ed to the place mentioned and there
until this day.
Arrow s and Bullets found some three dozen men, fa ir and
Together they repaired to John
• e e
dark, short and tall.
Oakland. C a lif.— a weapon comhln-
Golden's office. T he harher shaved
On one occasion Mr. Golden was
“Are all you fellows barbers?" he
ing the features of arrows ana bullets
him. w llh never a nick. Mr. Golden
Shoving a friend hla outfit, lie was
was invented recently by Dean M orri
about lo be ahnved and all was In
l-lltle Ktliel — |«aa*t you like lo play
son. Oakland artist and archer. Ills
rendlneaa. The friend congratulated * lt h paper <|»lls any more?
arrows, on which he has sought a
him.
I.lllle U lille — No. I cui (hem out
patent, are equipped with explosive
"You have the best one man harher tong ago.
tips which, he says, w ill kill whatever
shop | have ever seen," he said. “ It
game they strike. The arrows may be
seems to he absolutely com plete ex
refitted w ith tips a fte r once used.
W h s . W o rd . F ail
cept for one thing. You should have
Son— Wl»«t does the word "chauf
/"'» A N D l.E ends, when too small for <jr by folding Into scallops w ith the
a pole."
The little harher spoke feur" mean?
Boston M an Keeps Faith
' furth er lighting purposes, should
finger tips. The Juice w ill In this way
quh-tly from hla In I her mixing.
Father That la the name g l/e n to
be , »faced In a Jar and melted down, he prevented from running o u t
" It la complete, air." he said. “ 1 the driver of a motor car.
W ith C ity ’s Directory then
mixed w ith sufficient turpentine
•
•
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waa born In Warsaw. | nm the Pole."
Boston.— T h e Boston city directory
Son (u fte r a moment's thought) —
to make a soft cream and uses for pol
When putting nwny the d ean clothes
of 1931, through a typographical error
That was not the name you gave to
Ishing linoleums and stained floors,
place
the
freshly
Ironed
ones
on
the
A man of considerable wealth and the driver of the car that nearly rnn
listed Superior Judge Charles Henry
s e a
“ That band leader puts on a good
bottoms of the varloua piles, then tow
Importance met a young fellow ami over you yenierday.— W all Street Jour
Donahue as a Supreme court Justice
many airs.”
Fasten your upper and lower pie ela, handkerchiefs, nnpklns, etc., will
The directory seems to have been
waa so Impressed hy him that he de nal.
"Tea. and some that bis hand can't
crusts well at the edges by brushing l>e used In turn and some will not wear
cided he would try him out on some
prophetic, for Judge Donahue was ele
Play."
the lower edge w ith w ater and press
out quicker than others.
business
Instead of telephoning or
vated to the Supreme court bench.
E ach la H i . O w e
Ing the upper edge down w ith a fork
• • •
asking the young fellow to call on
Husband Would you like to go to
To preserve parsley, dry It In a cool
him. the man stopped In at hla office. the movies tonight, »tear?
place, then put It Into a ir tight tins or
But In the outer room the young chap
W ife— I'd love lo, darling
boxes.
had a secretary who believed In em
Husband Itlghio I
|'|| g„ , 0 t|)#
by
Newspaper.)
phasizing his Important-«.
She did club.—Humorist
<W N U Service)
not recognize the visitor's name and,
F u n f o r A11 t h e c h i l d r e n
when he naked that her employs? he
Edited
by DOROTH Y EDM ONDS
O a ly W ay ta C a l l |
N ew York M an Claim«
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lold he was there, said firm ly:
Sapheatl —I
any
Gwei.nl«.
what
THE JEWELER OF
W o rld ’» Largest Horse
"W hul did yon want to see him for?" would I have io give for Juai one llttla
THE JEWEL CHEST
• aud look at It again. Perhnps this
MONTROSE
"You
are
right,"
said
the
visitor.
Waterloo.
N.
Y
—
C.
II.
Van
W
lckle
kiss?
tim e It would gleam. But bo , r
“ W hat did I want to see him for?"
claims ownership o f the world’s larg
Gwennle- ( 'lilorofonn.
waa only a common atone aa he
T here was once an old man who
And he walked out, closing the door
est horse, Sllon B.
had guessed. The old man could
collected Jewels, rare Jewels w ith a
behind him.
811»,n II Is twelve year« old and
have wept w ith anxiety and dis
ON THE STAGE ONLY
• • •
■tory attached to them. H e lived
stands 21 hands high. Hla enrs are
appointm ent H e had paid a for
alone In a small dark room. __
Jimmy
W
alker.
Gene
Tunney.
Georg«
nine
feet
from
the
ground.
The
horse
tune for I t 8hould he tell the po
used to say he liked It dark for It
Olvnney. Em il Kucha and Snm Brendon
Is pure white and perfectly formed.
lice? No. better go straight to the
showed the Jewels off to better ad
are among those born In New York's
He measures 8 feet and 10 Inches
caatle.
When he w earily climbed
Greenwich village.
They all appear
vantage. T h e ir light would sparkle
around Ida girth and weighs 2 9GI,
the hill to the castle grounds they
more. H ere he would always take
to have got a good start and to hav«
pounds.
He was foaled In Ijim n y ,
had been closed by the great Iron
a new purchase and handle It ten
done pretty well. A mayor, a heavy-
France, and according to hla owner,
gate for the n ig h t lie pulled the
derly, planning Its setting, remem
weight champion, a political lender
la "Just getting tda growih."
See If yon can spell from the hell and the guard came haughtily
bering Its story. On a snowy night
and Judge, and two owners of m ajor
letters on this chest, the names "W hat do you want, old man?"
In December the old man climbed
league baseball club«— that's a fa ir
Experience la the name moat men
“I must see the Rudolphs at
of
eight
kinds
of
Jewels.
You
can
the rickety old stairs In great ex
output for one neighborhood.
give th e ir follle« and their vexations
once,"
he
said.
"You
must
let
me
use
each
le
tte
r
as
often
aa
you
cltemenL That day he had made a
ie H U . B . l l S v a d lr s ls .) — W N tt S .rvte«.
In, it Is about the magic Jewel. I
need to.
rare purchase Indeed. T he great
have been robbed. Let me In."
yellow diamond that fo r years had
E le c tric T im ep iec e T h a t Gives H o u r and
T he guard let him pass In upon
been the charm of the royal Ru
tire that was In the room. Then
mention
o
f
the
Jewel
and
luck
dolphs had been sold at auction.
M in u te a« C a le n d a r Gives the D a te
he sat down. “Ah, at last, I have
The old Jeweler had hurried to the this magic Jewel, this precious would have It that the youngest
Rudolph was standing in the door
scene to be the first and last to
Jewel, this— "
He leaped to his way looking at the stars as the
bid. And when be finally had the
fe e t The thing he took from the old man approached the stairs.
Jewel In his possession he tucked
bag was a common stone. The old
'You act as your wife's lending
Here, here, my man, how did you
It Into his Inside coat pocket, keep
liian, I believe."
man nervously dumped the bag. get In, and what do you want?"
ing his hand over It all the way
looked In all bis pocket«, «earched
"Yes. hut only on the cinge."
Oh, air. It ’s about the magic
home so fearfu l was be that be
every crack and crevice In the Jewel. I purchased It today at the
might lose It.
room hot the Jewel waa not there.
Chance le Maha Good
auction. I found It nothing but a
When he reached hia room he I t waa a trick. H e had been «win-
"H e llo . I . U ,|g , he
, , llg|
common stone." T he old man was
took the bag which held the pre died. He had been robbed. What
nureuu?
amazed
to
hear
the
young
Rudolph
cious Jewel from his pocket and
should he do?
"Yea."
laugh loud and long.
sat down under hla lamp to gaze
Hastily he put on hla old shaly
"W ell bow'd you like to come down
Ridiculous, my man. Yon will
upon It. Yes, he could feel It there
by coat. He would go to the po
>iml make ours a Utile heiler?"— Wall
find the Jewel exactly aa you pur
In the bag. Before looking at It he
lice. He would have those Rudolphs
Street J ou rnn I.
chased I t Here, show It to me
heated himself some warm aoup
arrested I f they were royalty. Some
H ere by the light?
and warmed hla hands by the coal
thing made him take out the stone
(Continued Next W eek.)
G o in g It
Mother— I'm arruld Robert Is burn,
mg the candle at in.th ends
Father H u h! Ih ,,,
h„ cu,
candle In two and Hi up
four H|J((
canov
C fl in o r
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"O n . Ulin«. M r . Wagga.
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».and will neve, g„
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»■•ling money."
“ How do you snow. Mra la g g . r
N..h,,dy would irnai hl,,, with g
Ilme, M tr WHggn.”
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N.wspeeer
P a lo a .I
Fred Q ra .o w alt of Pittsburgh h a . Invented . clock without . .................
an electric timepiece that tails tha tim e without hands ilka t h . « Z h
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records the mileage of an automobile.
peedometer
D in er- io n nM»eui g|vM, llle
my
nim i »jru piptvB uf Nh*Hk
W alter II , a t ', rlg.,1 air
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I righi hack to the ixsik to cut It in
'iilf, as lie usually does