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T H B GOLD HILL N B A S JACKSON COUNTY. OREGON THURSDAY, FKBRI \KV
at home to supply the m arket.
THE QOLD HILL NEWS
Established 1897
C. J. SHORE Editor
Published by Mac’s Printing Co.
An Independent N ewspaper published in the Interests
Gold Hill Oregon and V icinity
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Someone overlooked a bet at Salem last week when
they failed to sign Senators Dunne and Klepper for a ten
round exhibition bout as a special attractio n at the legis
lative meeting. Their one-round match should have been
just a publicity stunt for the main event.
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W ASH IN G TO N
AS A PA TTER N
Friday, February 22 m arks the anniversary of the
birth of George W ashington, w ho it lovingly referred tc
by the m anv people of the country as the b a th er of our
N ation. W e are taught to revere the mem ory of this
g re a t man who was able t< make such a name for him
self in the days of this nation’s inception.
No doubt the qualities of this great man are grossly
exaggerated by the enthusiastic patriots of the nation hut
even tho they are, we must confess th a t it is best.
George W ashington is held up before the ycuth of
the nation as a pattern to follow. His qualities are praised
in the hope th at the present generation will be able to
profit by the great work which he accomplished. The
youth of the nation is made b etter by the recitation of
his m eritorious accomplishments.
It will be well for all to review the life of this g re a t
man and draw front it a great lesson.
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More than $5.000,000 has been appropriated by the
legislature to Conduct the activities o f the state for the
next tw o years. Not a bad little nest egg to scramble.
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Congress is expected to send home the alien liquor
violators. W e are for it. W e have enough boctleggers
r z r m m - T 7 r r r r ? i » i ■ * c m r i m i i m t m xanrr
T
There seems to be an eastern trek of tw o-gun men.
THE JOKERS CORNER
Subscription $2.or> a re a r in advance. Ad rate on application
F R E E T E X T BOOKS
There is considerable agitation for free tex t books
in the schools at present and we believe th a t it should be
continually pressed until the free text book is a fact in
Oregon schools.
Practically all other states practice this system and
very satisfactorily so to say nothing of the saving to the
people who have their children in school. The present
method places a huge, unnecessary burden upo the should
ers of the people who have children in school which
should not be tolerated. Each year there are new books
to buy. Lots of confusion and inconvenience. There is
not enough protection in the handling of the books to m erit
the enterprise by any merchant and the result is always
unsatisfactory.
There is no reason why the bocks which are used this
year cannot remain the property of the school and be
passed out again next year to another student and thus
relieve the parents of the unnecessary expense of buying
a new set of books each year. A reasonable dam age
charge could be assessed against the user of the book,
gauged bv the extent of the loss to the district. If a book
is destroyed or h st then the user would be obliged to pay
for it. This would have a tendency to create a respect
for the school property and the preservation of books.
W e surely hope that free text books will become a
reality in this state and thereby cut another slice from
the already too expensive system of schooling.
Kraut’s Comeback
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PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY
Entered at the Tost Office at Gold Hill. Oregon, for
transm isión thru the mails as second class m atter.
21. 1929
The fo lo w in g udvcrtiscm enls ap
peared in vu rio u s papers *orae years
ago:
"B u lld o g fo r sale; w ill eat any
th in g ; v e ry fond of c h ild re n ."
"Papa," said tittle Johnny, “ is it
true that m arriage is a fa ilu re ? "
“ W eil, you see," said papa, " i f
you get a ric h w ife it is almost as
good as a fa ilu re ."
die? A nthony has left me; I have
nothing left. W hy can't I die?
The Asp— I 'll bile.
And they both did.
W1IY IIK WAS SAD
“ Shut the door," yelled the rough
neck on the tra in . "W here were
you raised in a bai n ? " I he tim id
man looked sad, and tears earn,, to
his eyes. The roughneck repented.
“ Come, come," he said; "don t take
it to heart so when I asked sou if
you were raised in a barn. U n i t s
just it," sobbed the tim id one; " I
was raised in a lint'll, and it makes
me homesick every time 1 hear an
ass b ra y."
— — -o---- -
F ather: "W hen George W ashing
ton was jo u r age he was a surveyor.
MARCH CIVILIZATION
Son: "A nd when he was your
E xp lo re r—"Just to show you the age he was President."
advance of c iv iliz a tio n — in the past
the Eskimos used to eat candle* fo r
“ N othing could be sadder than a
man w ith o u t a c o u n try ," said the
dessert."
Old Lady— “ And now I suppose school teacher.
they eat electric lig h t bulbs?"
"Except a country w ith o u t a man,
said one o f the p re tty g irls in the
TWO-EDGED COMPLIM ENT
class.”
“ Mummy, isn't that monkey like
grandpa?"
N ti AP PE AL
“ Hush, d a rlin g ! You mustn't say
things like that.”
"S m ith Wiis ce rta in ly unlucky i'
"B u t the monkey c a n t u n der
his divorce uit "
stand, can he m um m y?”
“ L’ nlue' y? H o w ? "
“ W ell, he gut the custody of the
OWN UP. MOM!
m o th e r-ir-ln w .”
“ Mamma, if you had met Colonel
s.w .,\ 11 ip u y
Lindbergh before you
met pop,
w ould you have m arried him ,, in
. K IL L IN G NOT MURDER
stead?”
If ever I ’m shoeke I to d Jth or
‘W hy no, dear, of course not."
hung,
“ My golly, you're dumb, ma."
T w i ll lie because of a woman's
tongue;
TU N IN G IN ON GRANDPA
When over the phone one lisps
Grandpa was dozing i n his arm
this quiz.
ch a ir and em itting sounds that m ight
have come from a com bination mule j H ello tie re, d e a r ie . Guess who
W fE O P L E used to "put down" a delicious salad w ith tuna fish.
a barrel of sauctkraut for M ix tw o cups llaked tuna tish, tw o
IT
w in te r. T hen the consum ption
of sauerkraut lagged u n til its health
properties were recently discovered
N o w sauerkraut is boom ing. O nce
m ore it appears in our homes, and
the d in in g cars on crack train s and
the m ost famous hotels and restau
rants are serving it.
A change, how ever, has eom r
over th r 1 >mr use o f sauerkraut. I» r
w ith the d w in d lin g o f stnr. g spare.
i b a rre l has herom e to o cum ber
some
Instead. the eonven'u-n’ ■w
1« used and so popular has th is be
come th a t re c e n tly in one v r a r ovet
JSOflOft tons o f eshhace were co n
verted in to sauerkraut ' • r m t r e . r
ria l firm s
So o r o f lh '-
as up
cups sauerkraut, one cup diced cel
ery, tw o tablespoons onion Alice,
s l i d eight sliced, »luffed o liv es w ith
enough boiled salad dressing to
m oisten. C h ill. Serve on lettuce.
Sauerkraut Steak
A n o th e r
saner!, rant
d ish —this
tim e com bined w ith meat— is th is :
Have round steak cut an inch
th ic k . S p rin kle w ith salt and pep
per. cover w ith th in sheet o f bacon,
place as m u -h s in c rk ra u t on 'h is as
possible and ro ll up or fasten w ith
skewers. P ut in a double roasting
nan w ith a n;nt o f w ater ami hake
to a rtodei-stc oven u n til done
T h ic k e n the liip i'd w ith flo u r and
no In barrel - for b n - ...........e rs •»..■e no s h o t p la tte r varnished
• .•
o f It w ent in to et s. '
w ith parslev ittd lem on slices. F o r
v, .oerlreaut w ay he served m
three pounds o f meat a llo w about
manv wavs. y«M" front tfie ree
hr >' - Vor instance, it ma*»« an h o u r fo r co o kin g .*
in to sour service
See if sou are w hich is slightly underdone muy be
keeping your end of the implied reheated in Hie piece, by mashing
enough pot a I < es Io cover tile piece
contract ssitli the customer.
Skin si me m errhandis e.g and w ith a layer of about one-fourth of
advertising do not go to .e th e r an nch th ick. Season the |«itato
i t. pepper. a little
w o rth a cent. T h e y don't m ix any w i h a little
lie tte r than o il and w ater. If die m ilk - l i l t butter or drippings, spread
skin-game merchant a Ivertised, he d , ver th- nu I, brush w ith beaten
he ruined much
quicker ‘ im ply egg I ml d re d je w ith crumbs. I’ ut
brraU M the public ssou'il g I his it a baking d is h in a hot oven, heat
u n til n ic e ly b ro w n .
number quicker.
So this is a pre ty safe rule. ’11»
merchant w ho advertises i, safe Io
II mi butter fo r sandwiches is a
do business w th. lie is <1 pend; - p ic n ic accessory Inal lie n be made
'and buzz saw. As m other entered
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ble, ch ie fly hernusr he w a n t, to : nd kept III a cool place ready fo r
the room she saw’ Bobby tw istin g
B ID YOU EVER STOP TO T H IN K be. hut i Iso because he lia s to h
onp of grandpa's vest buttons.
everal days T o make: chop b o il-
lie can't advertise harg.i ns and
“ What are you doing?” she asked. '
I li: in a id ni x w it h
an e q u a l
You know
you
musn’t d istu rb
Ison It. \ \ a te
palm off shopw orn foods, nr drive a m o u n t o f till te r. It is hi .1 Io keep
grandpa."
1
Shawnee, Oklahoma
n hard deal w ith tils custom rs.
it elost ly covered and in a enol place
Beware the merchant w ho does 't
"I'm not 'sturbing him ,” w as the
Frank Grimes. E d ito r o f th A bi
li
m
l
a ffo rd
rep’ y. “ I w :s just try in g to tune lene (Texas» Daily Bi porter
advertise! Maybe h can’t
Left i.ver bam is excellent eream-
h!m in on something diffe re n t from Morning N e w s , s a y s :
to— let Hie pubi c in on the -eeret.
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That a good many m erchant* ex
■( and h :hly seasoned, due table-
what he’s giving us.
pcct loo much of advertiaing
Ad-
spoonful of Worcestershire sauce to
Il IME POINTERS
ve rlisin .t is u pow erful factor in
eaeli cup of w hite sauce may be
TAG, JOHN'S IT
A large boneless p'ccp of ro: si used.
M ot'fer—" I t is whispered that you merchandising, hut it Isn't mugic.
It has i t s lim ita tio n s.
md John aren’t getting o n !”
Eor instance, it is up to the adver
“ Nonsense! W4. did have some
tiser
to baek up his mis w h ser
w ords and I shot ban but that is
vice. You <•:•n't advertise w o rth
as fa r as our quarrel ever w ent.”
A Money Back Gurarantee on all Repair Work
w h ile goods at low prices, then skin
9z
D octor: "D id you fo llo w my ad the customer w itli in fe rio r goods
vice and d rin k hot w ater on,, hour and expect to get away w ith it.
The ad readers are a wise bunch.
before breakfast?”
H i- P atient: " I d id my best, but It i , hard to fool them. Once burnt,
If you
I couldn't keep it up more than ten forever shy is th e ir motto
jewelers
minutes, doctor.” —Answers, London don’t d eliver w hat you prom se,
MLDrORD.OKE.
you’d better not advertise. If the
customers
don't
flock
to
your
store
THEY BIT
Blue White Pinnondr,
Gruen Watches
Cleopatra— W hy, oh, w h y can't I on the crest of an advertising wave,
don’t blame the advertising. Loos
'
Gold Hill
to
THE CHORUS GIRL’S LIFE IS A HARD ONE
S a n F r a n c is c o
b y Sv P* S t a g e
•«¿nauw
Bottle of A rnica
Quick!- the lights
Seen o ut a veeK*
Father ju s t fell
downthe cellar steps -
F
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MOTHER says it’s a lesson to her—
she’s looking at every socket in the house
right Of >w. and I’ve got to get some extra
Edison MAZDA Lamps right away at
T he C alifornia O regon P ower C o m pany
OFFICE*
Medford. Grand Rui. Ifoseburg. Klamath »alli-Oregon
Yreka. Dun,inuir-California
The
Edison MA2DA Lamp in eveiyr
fixture will give.you better light i **
A through " Silver Gray"
M uior Coach to Sun Fran
cisco now supplements (he
fine train service offered by
Southern Pacific.
Every day th is th ro u g h
stage leaves here at 8 :9 3 p. m.
a rriv in g San Francisco at
2:08 p.m. next day.
A n y w h e r e in Western
Oregon
In a d d itio n to the new
through service to San Fran
cisco, the " S ilv e r G rays"
also offer the greatest con
venience for your trips to
and from Portland. And to
Dallas, Silverton,Independ
ence, Coos Bay and many
other points, Southern Pa
cific motor coaches take you
swiftly, safely and at low
cost.
Into this “ S ilve r G ra y "
motor coach service, South
ern Pacific has b u ilt all the
dependability and safety of
a great railway system. Go
by train or stage. Use the
service that best fits your
needs.
Southern
Pacific
M o to r T ra n s p o rt Co.
Stages Call a t - STANWOODS
A Bevy of Beauties from the “ Scandals” , George W hite’s annual contribution to the glamour of New
York's Great W hile W ay. line up for a bracer before beginning the grind of a matinee to be followed by an
evening performance. There’ I nothing for M r. Volstead to worrv about, however, for the bracer I* a lump
of sugar. Because sugar is a highly concentrated source of human energy, a lump apiece helps to provide
the vim, vigor and vitality, lacking which no chorus girl would long survive In the musical comedy world.
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