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K U N T , grunt," M ill Grandfather
“ Why that aounda line," M id Broth­
Porky I'lg.
er Bacon.
•'Squeal, squeal," M id M ira Hum.
“Simply aplendld,” aald Sammy Ruu­
"W lin t la all tlio excllemenl?" aaked an go.
Brother Huron.
"Mngnlfloent," aquenled Sir Beuju-
•'Vua, tall me,” told Sammy Rauange. mln Huron.
"And I wane to know, too," an Id Sir
“Gorgeous," grunted Sir Percival
Benjam in Huron.
Pork.
“ I'd Ilka to know," anld Sir Perci­
•Too nice for mere worda to de­
val Pork.
scribe," auld Pinky Pig.
"Tou have aomethlng to tell us, you
“I agree," aald Muater Pink Pig.
two," auld Sira. Pink Pig. aa aim
looked ut Grandfather Porky Pig and
Mlaa Ilnui, and pointed her snout In
their direction.
“ ilra . Pink Pig, la right," aald Pinky
Plg'a mother, and Mr. Pinky Pig aald,
"She la right. Squeal, aqueul, aha
la right."
"W ell," M id Grandfather Porky
Pig. “It la hard to get the chance to
talk when all of you are gpeaklng,"
" It la hard," aqucaled Mlaa Hum.
"W ell, we will not any anything ex­
cept to nak you to tell ua," anld Broth­
er Boron. "W ill we. I ’lg»?"
“No." aquenled all the plga.
"Now, let ua all any. all together,"
Br« thcr llacon added. "Mlaa Ham and
Porky Pig tell ur what you have to
M y ."
And when Brother Bacon cold "One,
two, three," all the plga anld together
‘And I Mean to Show You the Same
wlint Brother Bacon had aald before.
ae a Ho.L"
“ In the first place." aald Grand­
fath er Porky I'lg. "Mlaa Hum and I
“O f course," aalu Brother Huron,
were tlitnklug It would tic nice to give
you'll have a delicious banquet.”
a party.
“Oil. yea,” auld Gruudfuther Porky
"Mlaa lln m would be the hoateaa and
Pig.
entertain ull the gueata and I would
"O t course." aald Miss Ham.
be the boat and receive them all aa
"And of course you'll Invite all o.
they cnuie."
us to come?" Inquired Brother Uucon.
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A Tasty Spanish Salad
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By NELLIE MAXWELL
T o bo M ro n o a m id a loalng f li n t .
T o ■ » ••( w ith »quaI coura«« d a rk or lig h t.
T o h a lo a ll aha in. and arllh oaralatent
m ig h t
To
t e hrava aa In a
e ig h t-»
T h ia la to lo a m Ilf« '» Iw w o r r« a rh the
holahL
—»Charlee Alton Pouaoon
O M A K E a tasty Spanish salad
take two large tomatoes which are
rich In the life giving vltamlues, add
two green pep|ters, three small oranges
and ooe tablespoonful of minced
onion. Cul each tomato Into three
slices.
Discsrd the seeds from tha
green peppers nnd cut Into rings. Peel
the oranges, discarding the membrane
and seeds. If any. On each salad
plate put a slice of tomato, top It with
a ring of pepper and Ml the center
w ith the orange cut Into hits. Add
the onion lo the F renct dressing
which la prepared w ith four table-
spoonfuls of oil to one of lemon Juice,
a fourth leaspoouful of salt, a few
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THE MAN WHO HAS
DARED
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
I-: W H O has dared, hna done.
W hether he lost, or won.
No man hna failed, who tried,
W hether he lived, or died.
T h is Is the truest truth
Age would Impart to youth:
Only n few prevail,
Itu t only the quitters fall.
H
W hile the fresh coconuts may be
bought In the market Is the time to
buy a few, peel off the brown Inner
skin and grate them. M ix with sugar
enough to keep the mixture from fer­
menting and set In a cold place. A
bowl of thia fresh coconut cannot he
compared to the canned or dried va­
riety. Use It In salads, tn cake All­
ings and desserts.
Soak ona cupful ot kidney beana
overnight In the morning boll them
In w ater to cover, adding salt when
nenrly cooked. Put a tnbleapoonful
of butler In a frying pan and cook one
large onion Anely chopjied: when the
onion Is brown, add the beana with
one-fourth of a can of tomatoes and
one-fourth of a cupful of macaroni
broken Into bits. Simmer until the
mncnronl Is done, season well and
serve.
—
The magic mitts or metal dish
cloths are especially good as labor
savers. They may be used when a
dish Is especially hard to wash, w ith ­
out any scrubbing powder, doing It
very quickly, or If polish Is needed. It
w ill quickly shine the dull dishes,
with the addition of scouring soap or
powder.
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Aspirin Is
the trade mark of
B a rer M a n o feete re
©f Moeoacetlcacltester ©f »alley II ea«U
H a jH o r d ’s
T P L E A S E D me to hear a member
o f President Coolidge's cabinet re­
ply to a rather "am arty” attack upon
fraternities which bad appeared •
few months before In a magazine.
The author o f this attack took the
superior
position
that
Intellectual
people do not require to mingle with
other men on terms of equality, and
that the whole purpose of fraternal
socletlea Is to enable the members to
wear fancier clothes than they do In
common life, and to feel more Impor­
tant. because there are no lines of
caate. Well, what o f It?
Why should not men want to vary
the humdrum of their lives?
W hy should not the boss want, now
Timely Hints
By
Viola
Brothers
Shore
FOR TH E GOOSE—
There's usually more love In friend­
ship than there's friendship tn love.
FOR TH E GANOER—
You'd never think, Just from meas­
urin' a ninn, what a long distance It
could be from his ear to his hand.
T he child o f a brutal father Is afraid
of everything; a fro l la afraid of
nothin' nnd your brnggln' man la
afraid of nothin' but danger.
No m atter how Ane the sleigh Is
Axed up with bells and trappln's. It's
gotta go the wny the old nog pulls IL
(C o n y rta h tt
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M id s h ip m a n C aps D is c a rd e d as C om m issions A r e R e c e iv e d f
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Scene nt the United States Naval academy In Annapolis, Xlil., when the members of 1028 graduating clast-
discorded the mldshlpmnu caps a fter receiving their commissions as ensigns.
and (hen, to meet the men who work
for him without feellDg It necessary to
be on hla dignity and assert bis au­
thority?
Why should not the employee like to
feel, that on one night a month there
It no difference between hla poaltlon
and that of any other man.
Are the conditions of ordinary bus­
iness life so enchanting that one la
not glad to get away from them now
and then, and meet his fellows on an­
other plane, even If that plane happens
to be modeled on customs which bave
long passed out of life.
• • •
As a m atter o f fact, a little more
fraternity In business would be very
much better for Gie world.
I f governments were as careful to
take care of their sick and fallen aa
are some o f the societies, there would
be less helpless misery to sigh over.
I f business establishments were as
ready to assure a faith fu l worker,
who had fullen by the way, that hla
w ife and children would not starve,
there might be fewer strikes and less
unrest
Men are naturally gregarious,
palgn disorganized because the scouts
They do not like to forget their boy.
No diphtheria deaths in 192? puts
Cambridge, Mass., at the head o f the
list in diphtheria prevention, o f all the
cities w ith populations more than 100,-
00C In the United States. Only once
In the last five years, according to the
American Medical association, has any
city gone a year without a single
death from diphtheria. The previous
diphtheria record breaker was Duluth,
M in n , in 1925. Seven cities with
more than 100,000 Inhabitants, had no
typhoid deaths last year, the medical
association's statistics show.
New
Haven, Conn.; Springfield, Mass.;
Yonkers, N. I . ; Paterson. N. J.;
Richmond, V s .; Canton. Ohio; Kan­
sas City, K a n , make np the typhoid
honor roll, which Is the largest known
since studies of typhoid death were
started In 191X
hood when It was easy to run In packs.
• • •
T he organizations parrel lei those
conditions to some extenL
They give middle-aged men a chance
to play together— and that la a priv­
ilege which Is o f very great value.
The fact that In England and In
the United States there are many m il­
lions of people w h - belong to organ­
izations o f great membership proves
that getGng together la a human need.
There are few people from whom
we cannot learn something— ano there
are always real beneflts In a wide ac­
quaintanceship.
Last Retort
Professor Jordan was bewailing tha
fact that cultured reading Is appar­
ently on the decline. All reading, hs
declares, snd Is Inclined to blame I t
on the movies.
“I do not consider the trashy maga­
zines as reading," he continued, “but
even these, I am told, have lost a
great many form er admirers. As for
the younger generation. It apparently
does not even know how to read.
“Only the other day, I said to a
small friend of mine, ‘Johnny, w hat
have yon been reading lately?" To
which the urchin replied In surprise:
“ ‘Me reading? Gosh, 1 haven't been
sick 1‘ "
(C o p v rla h L )
W h itt Pearl» in Demand
Pearls that come from the coast of
Australia are o f many shapes and
colors. Those under ten grains are
sold by the ounce; above that by the
grain. Color has a deal to do with
the value. T h e white pearls go most­
ly to Europe and the yellow one's to
India. In Australia an ounce of good
white pearls w ill fetch op to $300, but
sometimes realize only a fifth of that
amouaL The yellow pearls may be
rated on an average of aboui h alf tha
value of the white ones.
Cotton Statietic»
The
Department
of
Commerce,
which has been Investigating the pos­
sibility o f finding, new' uses for cot­
ton, has dlscovcogd that there are al­
ready 1,000 uses for the 135 base fab­
rics made wholly or In' part from tha
staple.
Some 150 different articles
made of cotton are used on farms, 100
In households, 43 by railroads and 20
In industry, yet per capita consump­
tion has gained only slightly In tha
last decade.
Being Easily Discouraged
By F. A. W A L K E R
fx x ix m x u x x x x x x x x m x x j
T ' l I E man or woman who Is easily
They early learned how to serve
* discouraged, who Is not willing to others. Thia was the heart-rending
work w ith patience and wait for re­
d rill, bnt when they were through
sults, who mopes and desponds If ev­
with IL they found themselves In po­
erything sought and planned for does
sition to make a record of their own.
not come at once, w ill And existence
T he pages of history are glorious
not only very unhappy, but almost un
w ith the deeds o f sneb men. Follow
bearable.
their footsteps.
It Is good to have ambition, but
Let neither long hours nor weariness
If ambition be lacking of the redeem­
discourage yon.
ing attributes o f resignation and sane
Be sincere and lose no opportunity
control. It Is apt to bring nothing but
to correct your conduct
merb shreds of disappointment.
Be loyal to the man who every week
The young who have Just stepped
Alls the pay envelope. Be loyal to your­
from the shadows o f the old university
self and to yonr dependents.
buildings, w ith diplomas In hand, feel­
Never lose faith, nor suppose that
ing In th eir confidence and exaltation
all men are cheats, because once In a
that the world Is waiting to reward
while you have happened to stumble
them with riches nnd honors, w ill In a
upon a knave.
little while I f lacking o f nientnl equi­
(ffl bv M cC lure N ew spaper S y n d ic ate .)
poise, And themselves sorely tried.
T here Is no period of life In which
self-deception Is ensler.
T he fates play their seductive music
with deft Angers.
The w elkin rings with the Joyous
songs of victors marching forth with
Aaring flags.
In reality the green companies nre
Just forming to he Instructed In the
flrst maneuvers of the hard drill.
All along the line the veterans cheer
and clap, and shout words o f encour­
agement which the old fellows know
w ill be needed when the guns flrst pop
and the raw recruits get In action.
These gray heads nre not o f the sort
that flirt w ith discouragement. Not
one o f them was ever known to de­
clare that he had balked In the face of
duty.
The stars they are wearing
were
won by cool bravery.
When the storms of life bent upon
them, when the mnrchlng was rough
nnd deprivation tried their spirits,
"Generally speaking,” says Observ­
when the heat oppressed them and the
ing O livia, “ women used to be high-
cold chilled their marrow, they held
strung but nowadays they wear elas­
the stronger to courngn.
tic girdles."
M y rrB
Splendid Remit» in
Good Health Campaign
By John Blake
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B a *S a m
Sores on Man and Beast
Mn a a y buck tor a m boule If pot suited. AU d o le s « .
■ Value of Fraternities -
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<ffi by M eet or» Nsw snapsr S y n d ic a le »
T H ER E la nothing that has ever
taken the place of Bayer Axpirin as
an antidote for pain. Safe, or physi­
cians wouldn't use ¡L and endorse its
use by others. Sure, or several mil­
lion users would have turned to some­
thing else. But get real Bayer Aspirin
(at any drugstore) with Bayer on the
box, and the word prauwte printed in
red:
el
H E amount of plensure yon take
In notin' the faults o f other people
1> In dlreck proportion to the amount
of faults you got yourrelf.
Honor la not alone
L au rel, or wealth, or throne.
M any a heart ns brave
Sleeps In a loser's grave.
W hether he won or not,
Heaven has not forgot,
l i e who dared, has done,
W hether he lost, or won.
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H e could not quite understand why
M laa lla m .a n d G randfnther Porky Pig
had decided on aucb an Idea aa thia,
and he wondere<L
r i .
“ We w ill Invite every one o f you,”
said Mlaa Ham.
“ Not one w ill 'zo leave out,'’ M id
Orondfathe. Porky Pig.
“ llo w truly de.lghtful," squealed all
the plga.
“ When la the party to be?” asked
Brother Bacon.
"W e thought of having It tomor-
r. ," aald Mlaa Hum.
"A t three In the afternoon If that
would be convenient," added Grand­
father Porky I ’lg.
"Then we could lie aronnd after-
v ard and have a coxy anooxe," he
added.
"W ell,” aald Brother Bacon. "I'm
sure we'd nil bo delighted to come.
Lim ply delighted. • nd we all accept
with pleasure."
“ We all do." said the plga together.
"Then at three tom rrrcw ," M id Mlaa
Ham.
" W e ll all be there," aald the other
pigs.
The next afternoon at three all the
piga were on hand—or on foot— for
the party.
“ As hostess of this party," M id Mlaa
lin e , “I mean to entertain yon all
this afternoon by allowing you hew
-
much a hostess can eat.
1 l ave a
splendid banquet ’ ere for myself."
“ And 1 mean to show you the same
Fa a host," M id Grandfather Porky.
ew--.
“ And the banquet Is not to be for
the gue.ts?" squealed Brother Bncon.
“Certainly not,” M id G randfather
Porky.
“I t ’s to be a Pig Banquet,
you «now."
Chief Sun Kee M lkko (rig h t) and Second Chief Clem Fain, J r , of the
“ Tea, I know now," auld Brother
Alabama Indian tribe In Polk county, Texas, registering their approval a fte r
Bacon sadly as tie and the other
being notified that congress had provided $40,000 for the poverty-stricken
guests tried to g ab what they could
tribe. T h e Alabamas, the last surviving tribe of Indiana In Texas, were
from th e ir hostess and host— Mlaa
given the reservation o f 1,200 acres on which they now reside by Gem
Hom and G randfather Porky.
Sam Houston.
(C o o r r lc h t)
dashes of cayenne and the tnbleapoon­
ful of onion. Bent well w ith an egg
benler before adding the onion, then
mix and pour over each serving.
C lirlat on a bloody cross—
Yet who shall cull It loss?
One H e had thought Ilia friend
Whispered. “ It la the end."
B ut where la the cruel crowd.
W here nre the princes proud?
Dead like the mists o f duw n;
Only the Christ lives on.
<{D bv M cC lure N e w e r» p e r g y n d lre te »
A p p r o v a l o f G o v e rn m e n t A id
Bugle That Ended War
The principal museum of Wenden
In Wetsphalla contains a treasure In
the form of the bugle that sounded
the end of the war. It was blown by
German Staff Bugler Zebrowsky on
the eve of November 7, 1918, to an­
nounce to the allies the passage Into
their lines of the German emissaries,
who were coming to sign the armis­
tice.—Chicago News.
Generoiity
“Is he kind-hearted?"
“Generous to a fa u lt He stops at
a cheap hotel so he can tip the bell­
boys.”
The divorce rate Is highest In the
southwestern states, Including Louis­
iana, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas,
a s t a t is t ic ia n a s s e r ts .
In a P in ch . U se
ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE
For Tlrod Foot It C an't B o Boat
A t nigh t w hen your feet
are tired, sore and sw ollen
ktroin m uch w alkin g o r
I dancing, sp rin k le tw o
AELEN'SFOOT-EASE pow ders
In the toot-batb, gen tly
rub th e sore and In­
flam ed p arts and
; relief Is lik e m agic.
> Shake Mlra iFoet-Iwe
i Into you r shoes tn
th e m orning and
w alk a ll day In com­
fort, I t ta k es tba
friction f r o m the shoe. For fr ff Sam ple
addraae, ALIAS'S FOOT-EASE. ta Say R. T.
Real Money Having, (iu n ru n le c d R ubber
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