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GOLD HILL NEWS, JACKSON COUNTY, OREGON
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Story for the Children
FARMER’S WIFE
I GETS STRENGTH
Champ. Milkers Visit President
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could have a
” name which could sound any
corse than mine does,” said the weak-
lsh, “O f Course, people like me. Yea,
Pm a popular flsh. They welcome me
when I flrst appear In the spring, and
bey like me right through the sum-
ner.
“They are also glad when I stay
¡ate in the autumn. Now, you know
I'm nice to look at. for I'm a Osh that
tares about its personal appearance.
“By that I mean that I do not look
»ny old way at all. You know some
treatures w ill look so uncared for
lomeliow. They w ill look dirty and
antidy and fa r from attractive.
“They w ill w alk In an ungraceful
fashion and not pay any attention to
¡harm, nor to grace.
"True, I cannot w alk at all. hut
when I move I am full of grace, which
Is mare than can be sold for many,
when they walk.
“I f I did w alk I would be graceful
ibout it. I'm graceful when I move.
Maybe I have said that before. I don't
know.
“Even If It Is said that It makes
brains to gat fish, I do not understand
I t i l don't think we’re so very brainy.
1 !« anyway I was talking about our
.■»arsonal appearance!
“ W e wear handsome silvery cos­
tumes. f>h, 'very pretty, Indeed. We're
soft and pleasant and do not weigh
too much, and yet we are not so small
that w e*don't amount to something.
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By Viola
Brothers Shore.
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FOR T H E GOOSE—
W IS E woman says nothin’.
A
dumb woman has got nothin’ to
sag. But a kittenish woman has got
to th in ’ to say and says It,
A
Tears is gen’rally considered a
woman's best defepse.
They ain't.
But they’re her best offensive tactics.
Tears might sometimes be a defense
But 'they ain’t in a
c la n tgltk a "laugh.
f o r a woman.
"W e Lovs the W arm W ater. 8ummer
Is the Tim e for U s ”
“In fact, we're Just right, weighing
from one to four or five pounds, each.”
A pleasant w eigh t the weakflsh
thinks.
“W e love the warm water. Summer
Is the time for us. O f course. some of
us do stay around In the autumn, hut
the Osh that likes the autumn la the
frostflsh.
“ Now frostflsh Is an ugly creature
with an enormous mouth and pointed
big teeth— ugly teeth and an ugly
mouth and has three flns which show
prominently on his back. They're the
flns known In flsh talk as the dorsal
flns.
“Every one has noticed them on the
members o f the goldfish fam ily— not
the same kinds o f flns as the frost­
flsh has, but dorsal fins. I mean.
"The frostflsh is caught In great
numbers In nets while close to where
the surf Is breaking along by the
ocean. T h a t Is where they »re look­
ing for the sand eels which they are
so fond of. as I've said.
“But when I say that the frostflsh
are so fond o f the sand eels, and
when I say people are fond of the
frostflsh, and wi.en I say we are very
popular, you must understand me. ■ < .
“The frostflsh like the sand eels to
fe l’
eat. People like the frostflsh aa food!
“And we're popular because we're
good to cat! Perhaps you wouldn’t
call thut being popular. I don't sup­
pose so, But it menus we're liked In
that way.
“ I f one called a boy In school pop­
ular, 1 don't suppose they'd mean thut
every one would wuut to ent hlui and
hta kind.
“ But we, have something most In-
tereeUu*,Mbout us. We tieloug to the
fam ily of croakers. This fam ily name
has come from the fam ily habit of
making croaking souuds. Yes, we huve
voices.
“O f course, some might not like our
voleek.
But a t least w e cun make
goodly dramming sounds, .and- when
we go along In a school— you know
they spellk o f a school of flsh— we
drum, drum, drum and make a great
old noise.
“ So though the name o f weakflsh is
a dull name. It doesn't matter, far we
belong tc the fam ily of croakers, and
that pleases us. Then we are good
to look .upon and that pleases our flsh
vanity.”
(GoaxrtsM-)
IH -tH -IH
I he Himbers.
They want their children to know
"better people.”
They want their daughters to marry
w e lt so as to be relieved o f the sax
Ittlq a th a t perplexed their m other*
So they constantly plot and plan to
“break, in” to a station in society a
little further op— and if they gain
t h a t to go on up further.
I t means the acceptance of snob
a fte r snub, and the necessity of uc-
ceptlog them all aa If they were kind
wordy..
I t means In most cases the expend­
iture o f money which would be far
better p u t Into the saving* bonk or
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By. Douglas Malloch.
OO rv VI fV oo •» oo *V
I I ’S hard for klda like us to And
(C o c y rig h t.)
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A place to see at baseball ganiea.
O r anything of any kind.
“You aiuSfn’t hide yotfr father,
James,”
Or, “Jackie, alt where Ma can see,”
O r “ Where’s that boy?” T h a t boy,
that's me.
ICC by M cC lary Ncw apapcr S y n d ic ate .)
HAVE YOU LEARNED
TO OBSERVE?
By F. A. W A L K E R
/G E N E R A L L Y speaking our eyes
' J were given us to see with and the
delicate optic nerves, one of the most
complex and Interesting parts of the
body, were designed to carry the Im­
pression o f the object from the retlnn
to the brain and make us conscious of
the thing we look a t
The mechanism Is perfect Operat­
ing as it should, we would see things
w ith our eyes and comprehend them
w ith our brains as they truly are. But
there enters In the factor of Individual
power o ' observation.
H ave you learned to observe? Do
you see things as they are or as you
wrongfully think they are? Could you
sta'nd at; the corner o f a street for a
fuff minute and accurately recount all
the things that occurred with your
range of vision?
Jhe ability to correctly observe Is
w ell worth, cultivating. Learn to see
accurately and completely.
i h e cross examination In almost
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every crim inal case Is based largely
on the recognition by the law yer that
very few men bear or see with suffi­
cient accuracy to be nble to swear to
what they saw and heard and stick to
It under "-areful questioning.
Ona hundred per cent of inaccurate
observation Is the fault o f your brain
and not of your eye.
The eye Is a purely automatic In­
strument of a lens and a screen which
work withont deviation from the law
of optics. They are exactly sim ilar to
a camera and Just as truthful. The
trouble comes with the Incorrect ac­
tion o f the brain and that Incorrect
action Is the result of bad training.
the pig», and feel fine."— Mae. J. C.
Uasuunr, Box Jill, BehoollUld, V ir­
ginia.
Malda McCartney and Emma Lou M artin, champion cow milkers of
Kansas, shown above with Representative U. 8. Guyer o f that s ta te called
on President Coolidge the other day, and were told by him that (ha reason
he can shake a thousand hands in 20 minutes is (hat he did a lot of
milking when a boy.
I I I I I I I H I I I I I II II I
■ H r l-H l I I I I I I I t I I I I I I I I I I U H » I I I I I I H I H I H
T IS perhaps natural ibr mothers to
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By not takln’ a chance yon don’t
w in the p o t And by takln' a chance
you lose I t
E
No more
Over-Acidity
By J O H N B L A K E
I atlectures
I f you're makin’ your livin ’ off a
business, a man or a country, and
yon can't say nothin good about 'em.
the least you can do Is say Dotliin'
a t a lt
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WITH THE CLIMBERS
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It ain't the Initial cost o f a vice
that's expensive— It's the upkeep.
BehoollUld. Va.— “My mother had
takaa Lydia IL Fink ham's Vagotabte
| Compound and 1
, d«Hd«d to take It
for tuy own trou­
bles and f o u n d
iel relief. I wee
rdlyablo to stand
I on my f«wt some-
tlmo« and now 1
feel hotter then I
| have fo r aoveral
years. I credit the
l.ydla R. I ’lnkham'a
V e g e t a b l e Com-
I pound with my
recent good health. I have taken five
utiles of It and I am now able to do
all tuy housework and eewlug feed
my chickens, m ilk the cow and tend
l I I H H -H I I I I I I H I I I I I I IH U H H
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I-'QP T H E G ANG ER—
B y Taking L y d i* E. Pinkhan»*«
Vegetable Compound
A t parties older folks take all
The chairs, and nearly all the floor,
And we must stay out In the hall,
Or* else Just hang around the door.
The sqat In fro n t fo r all the fun,
Is always for some older one.
Into some good Investm ent where It
could be got out again when needed.
The Him ber spends her money—or
store likely
her husband's— doing
things for people who do not wnnt
a s jltin g done for them, giving per-
d m which few o f the people Invited to
ever attend, and In seeking to “buy
Into” a place higher up.
T hat ambitious people should want
to meet and mingle w ith people of
more education and culture la easy to
cuderatand.
That means prog ress. One of the
benefits of education Is that It fits the
person who gains It to make a wider
and more useful acquaintanceship.
Rut that sort of advancement Is
not “climbing.”
The Him ber cares nothing for the
attainments or the cleverness o f the
person w ith whom she wants to
mingle, or w ith whose children site
wants her children to associate.
AU she cares about la some Octi-
tioua “place” which they occupy, and
which she wants Io occupy with them.
N aturally most o f the people »ho
are forever trying to struggle Into an-
other “set" fall o f the a tte m p t and
by and by become resigned to filling
the place In life fo r which they ore
equipped, financially.
But many of them, particularly
mothers, persist and break their
They $rowd ns back, and nearly out,
• W , I f we dare to say a word.
They turn around and fairly about
T hat children should be seen, not
.heard.
But bow can any child be seeD?
Behind a davenport I mean.
B u t I can alt In one front row
And not be told to hold my horse.
And that's when Ma, makes Father go
And listen to some lecture course.
Then ev'ryone sits way. way back.
Excepting Jimmy, me and Jack.
At lectures people always stay
Way, way, wa’y back, right near the
door,. . *
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Where they can’t hear what speakers
say,
,
And spenkers gen'T hear people
snore;
And parents don’t object a bit
When we go down In front to s it
"There are exceptions tq rules, even
the rule of ferspectlse,” '-brtfra Solilo­
quizing LII. “T he closer you get to
some people the smaller they look.”
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hearts when they find that all their
planning and scheming haa gone for
nothing, . •
It la far better to choose your ac­
quaintances and those .of j o u r chil­
dren from those sim ilarly situated,
than to endeavor to break through an
upper crust—even I f you might In the
end arrive In a strange and not too
friendly region.
For the people who have the “po
alllon” have, aa a rule, gulned It by
long e ffo rt T hey are afraid to loss It
by associating with “climbers.” and
Xhey are certain to be flendlahly rude
for a long tim e to the new arrivals
leat they should ext««« their own
“newness,” by lielng. pleasant
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(Oupyrlflbt)
W hat to Say After
a Sneeze , '
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B y Jean N e w to n .•
O sa, nausea, aick baadacha. heart­
burn. diatioaa aA«r aatlng or drink­
ing quickly and surely rellavad.
Safa. FUaaanL N ot a laxative.
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s BreeiA
N o r m a lito o D ig o o lio n on«
B clvans
Hot w ater
Sure Relief
_ ELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
» ♦ AND 7 S t ROCKAOCS EVERYWHERE
H e lp te u
“Ttiess are hard times.
Why. I
heard o f a man tha other day who
roiihln't raise money even on govern­
ment bonds.”
"Indeed I What was the raaaon?"
“ Ila didn't have the bonds."— Mon­
treal Star.
Faet T ra ve ler
HE Greeks and Roman» bod their
tlxMig L ife to Yon I” “Geemailhelt I”
was for a long time ’'verbotan.“ Hut
we still say “S a p te r a n d .“God bless
you I” a fte r a aneeae.
This expression ol solicitude can be
traced bark to the decline o f Athena.
One of the terrible uevaetatlng plagues
which darken the pages o f Kueopenti
history wna raging In the famous city.
The llowei o f Greece, her foremost
w riters nut. artists, the founders of
much of our modern culture, were
ruthlessly cut down. The dead plied
high, and dully Athenian courage was
taxed to the fullest. But to every
home where lay a victim, the e lix ir
of hope, the rainbow of promise wna
the sneeze, for It Indicated to the
watchers that the danger was passed,
that the patient would rec- ver.
A few centuries lulsr another epi­
demic aaMilled Europe. but (hla time
the sneeze, being a symptom of the
malady, wna a bad omen.
In thia age of witches, goblins, med­
icine men and leeches, superstition
flourished. Some of the moat intellec­
tual minds of the time accredited
charms and soothsayers. It was there­
fore nothing extraordinary for the
pirpe to decree the eiclnm allnn "God
bless you I" by any who heard a
sneeze. This was supposed to combat
Its evil powers and prevent the spread
o f the disease. And “God bless you I”
with Its kindly humnn Interest lias
come down through the ages.
T
T he swiftest o f all land creatqree
U the ostrich. It having been known
to attain a speed of (10 miles an hour,
according to an answered question In
Liberty.
M odern M ira c le
“ W hat rent do you pay?” “ I don't
pay tt." “ W hat would It be If you did
pay It?" "A miracle."
The
BABY
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W hy do so many, many babies o f to­
day escape a ll the little fre tfu l spells
and Infantile ailments th a t used to
w orry mothers through the day, and
keep them up h a lf thq night?
I f you don't know the answer, you
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haven’t discovered pure, harmless Oas-
<<Z) by M cC lure N e vftpap er S y n d ic ate .)
IH H H iB y- N E L L IE M A X W E L L * « « *
torla. I t Is sweet to the taste, and
♦ M U I I I- I l 11 I ...... I l I ' M ' I I I I I I I I I I I I I I M - l-l-l I I I
H l I I I ih sweet In the little stomach. And It»
T h a happ iness o f y o u r llf a depsnds
sugar. Add the egg, mix and roll Into gentle Influence seems fe lt a ll through
upon th a q u a lit y o f y o u r th o u a h ta ;
bnlls and sprinkle with sugnr and cin­ the tiny system. N o t even a distaste­
th e r e fo re g u a rd a c c o rd in g ly .— M a rc u s
namon before bnklng. Bake until fu l dose o f castor oil does so much
A u r e liu s .'
good.
crisp, but not too JOrown.
^ ^ f H E R E the fresh shrimps may
Fleleher’a Cnslorln Is purely vege­
table, so you may give It freely, a t
be , obtained there .1», nothing
Apple Snow.
mbre appetizing to serve Jgg a sa|nd
Core and qunrter withont pnrlng, first sign o f colic; or constlpntlon; or
tor Sundny night lu’ndh or Clipper than
■ three largo apple*. Stew until soft diarrhea. -Or those many times when
the follow ing:
I ’lhce h alf a dozen
you Just don’t know w liut <« the mat- ,
0. (hie « le v » . Add
nice, flem shrimps on o neat rtf durled
ter. F o r real sickness, call the doc­
op,e tenupoonful o f lemon Juice, bent
head lettuce and dneas w lfli the fol
again, then fold Io the whites of three tor, always. A t other times, a few
low ing: A tntileapoppfal of oil, a ten
drops of Fletcher's Castortn.
n«d bent o n t l 4 K
( ^ s n « ! ^ P
f* n
M u to
J l’ t
spoonful of vlnegnr, a h alf teaspoon-
ful o f Worcestershire suuee. one-half
liu a glnRS dish anil garnish with i!1" 11 n" 11
" " i ’ Fletcher's,
tepspoonftit of stilt, -’< A h very 'flflely
hnglit-colored Jelly cut Into cubes ' ' ,,ipr preparations may be Just as
minced green onion, stehie nrffl all.
SSrve cold, covered with shredded al
¿l,Ht " s fr,'e ir ,,m dangerous
The smaller theo nlofttlie,«to re dainty
regnds
or
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drugs, but why experiment? Besides,
T coci
c o e • o ÿ it . ♦
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the dressing.
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the boolr-e« care and feedlng-of babies
(hat comea/Wlih Fletcher's Castortn U
Crisp Cookies.
•Take one cupful of cold chicken, w6rtli It's weight In gold!
T ake ' three«-foucTTfs of rf’ rrififul of
salt and pepper and a little grnted
blitter, rah ip a fn w .n y irtppa w ith two
lemon rind. Add the gegsonjng to the
ciljifula of flour, then add one-fourth
cHJeken finely o d 'io e *
dg»
oft« a teaspoonful each of salt, nutmeg
hlgspoonfuls of gefiirln Tn one euprtil
nrtd ginger, nnc-linlf teaspnonful of
oft chicken stock or half stock and
cinnamon and Ohd fenspnonful of
*ln y f cream, then heat to the boiling
lemon extract, Beat Iwo ’egga .viery
p ojnt Strain peer the chicken; hdd a
light, add^fwo talileStioonfuls of milk.
On the site ol the original Mormon settlement at Independence, M o ’ "the Reorganized Church of Jesu
ben ten egg,'«nlft
♦fyrtre stiff
eorganlzed
81ft two cupfuls.of flour with two lea
ly beaten Vgg while, flllr and mix
(lir t s t o f L a tte r Day Saints has commenced the erection o f a gr0art temple which will he lar^fej- than that , of tin
spoonfuls o f baking powder and add
well and pour Into n mold. Serve cut
Mormon auditorium fit Salt Lake City. It w ill have a brendtli'of 2tt> feet, depth of 272 feet, rising to the helgli
to the flrst flour mixture, with onp
Into thin slices, w ith ernekers.
Mid orte-fobrth etipfula' of powdered
o f a teirk to ry building and w ith a seating capacity of 0,700.
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You can never know when your
power o f accurate observation may be
of very great value to you. It may
save your life. I t may save the life
of a fellow man. It Is an easy tiling
t . develop and to maintain.
So Just remember, lecture man,
T hat we don't do like old folks do,
But get an near you as we can.
And th a t’s n compliment to you.
But other folks, lik e Ma and Dad,
I guess must think you're pretty bad
1919., Douglaa I f a l lo r l i .)
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