Gold Hill news. (Gold Hill, Jackson County, Or.) 1897-19??, October 27, 1927, Image 7

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    GOLD HILL NEWS, JACKSON COUNTY. OREGON
A New National
Traffic Officer
It*» a safe bet th at the cars
w h ich step-out w ith the
“go” signal are equipped
w i t h C h a m p io n s — th e
better spark plug. I f every
c a r o w n e r used C h a m ­
p io n s t h e r e w o u ld be
few er traffic jam s.
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F in d Throw * Light on
O ld T im et and Cuitoma
Kitchen utensils of the Greeks sod
Romans of the F »o iib century B. C ,
have Just come to light at Cunopus.
near one of the mouths of the M ie,
according to Prof. Ralph Van Itemao
kltgoflln, president of the Archeolog
leal Inatltule o^ America. Excavation
at a temple near thia site has yielded
up mementos or offerings left by thou
sands oj pilgrims that make d ear
many phase» of life In antiquity The
collections Include many kitchen uten­
sils and a nearly complete set of
Greek and Roman weights. Many of
them are tokens vowed by soldiers
who hoped for success In war. “Some
are sling shots.” explained Doctor
Magoffin, “while many are tiny re­
plicas of the soldier, themselves on
elephant or horseback. Grain baskets
and camels seem to have been the
I favorite
gifts
from
merchants;
weights from looms „re found In con-
alderuble numbers.
Many of the
pieces are unique, and th rir publica­
tion and extdbttlon w ill add much
more ts our growing knowledge of
ancient times."
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SC H O O L FOR MEN
Train«« la» BUS1NUS. T R A O U as PROFUSIONS
K u r o i I a n y tim e . R e nd to r l i t e r a t u r e .
OR C O O N
V. II.
IN S T IT U T ! O F
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F o rm u la S tilt in U te
An ancient Egyptian hair restorer
was Binds from a donkey’s boot, the
cluw of n ilng nnd ’«oiled dates.— In ­
dianapolis News.
Don't T ru s t
Y our B u t t e r
To LucK
no real dairyman can afford to
trust to luck any more. Keep
’our butter always that golden
une shade, which brings top
prices, by using Dandelion But­
ter color All large creamencs
have used it for years. It meets
all State and National Food
L a w s It's harmless, tasteless
and w ill not color Buttermilk.
Large bottles cost
only 35c at all drug
and grocery stores
i
W-fl. I Rxlunkc Cs. be.
Sarlm/tiMi, VrrmMf
WHYPAY*Z5
1 F o r Y o u r S u it, O verco at
Keep Stomach and Bowels Right
Py giving baby tbn tiarmlnog, partly
▼eguta Un. in /anta andchildrm'a regulator.
MRS. W1NS10WS SYRUP
bring« «»ton I thing,gratifying roaultfi
In making baby'« atomach digest
food and bnwala mora as ,
they should at teething
tima. Guaranteed free
from narcótica, opi­
atas, alcohol and all
harmful Ingradb
anta. Safe and
•a ti «factory.
HURT?
F o r bu rn in g e r »ealp Nda,
id In relieve In flu m m a-
' tlo n an<1 anrennen.me M itch ell
R y e S alve, according ta Slree-
tian s. Boot k in g , healing.
WALL A IIU O IIX .
M T W averly riaae
gew T a r t
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrl
Sloes 184« Has Healed W o o d s and
Sores on Man and Beast
Money back fo r Aral bottle I f not sotted
AU dealer
k in d as to send mg th <e la s t y e a r cam «
Gen. Mason M. Patrick, chief of the
a a fg ly to hand , a nd 1 d u ly no te th e
a ir service, said at the Army and
b a la n c e o f (3 1 -4 0 to m y d ebet. I now
e n g a g e my frie n d . J ohn V a u g h a n o f
Navy club In Washington the other
P h ila d e lp h ia to plac e 100. D o lla r s In
day;
P a ris a t .y o u r o rd e r, and req u e s t you
"young Colonel Lindbergh ts re­
to send me th e books on th e back h e r e ­
markable for the nenmercenary c h a r
o f, o r an m an y o f them as th e r e m it ­
ta n c e w i ll pay fo r, c u r t a ilin g th e c a t ­
actor of bis ambition. He's ambitious
a lo g u e at th e end, so aa to b rin g It
to do better and better work, but he
w ith in th e lim it o f th e re m itta n c e . I t
cares nothing shout money.
la a rr a n g e d w ith a v ie w o f o m ittin g
“ Now most of us are like Jones. A
those w h ic h I a m th e least a n x io u s to
possess, b u t r e ta in In y o u r hands th e > man said to Jones one day:
sum necessary to p ro c u re th e D io n C as ­
■•‘Jones, what would you do If yon
sius fro m G e rm a n y I f not to be had
had Jl.OOO.OtlOT"
n e a re r.
V llle r a in hla ” E t a t de la
lit e r a t u r e en A lle m a g n e In 1R0T," pa
" ‘Do?" said Jonea. ‘Why. I’ d do the
23. afiys ’*!• s c a v a n t M. F r. G u lll- S tu r ts
same as anybody else would do. of
a p u b lle en 1807 un D io n C assiu s.”
I ’d overwork myself Into
and a “ c a ta lo g u e de la llb r a lr le Grec. ! course.
dyspeptic neurasthenia trying to make
L a tln e , A lle m a n d e ." w h ic h 1 possess,
a nno unces It In these w o rd s. ‘D lo n ls
It $2,000,000.”
C aaell H ls to r la
R o m an s
ed
S tu rts
Lei pa. in Rvo (soua p re s s e )“ th e t itle
page o f th ia c a ta lo g u e b ein g lo s t, I
D oes W e a k n e s s D e tra c t
k n o w not I t ’s d a te o f tim e A place, but
F ro m Y o u r G ood Looks?
I suspect It to be G e rm a n , an d o f the
d a te o f 1818. aa I see a rtic le s o f th a t
Ban Francisco, Calif.— "About two
d a te In It nnd none la te r . I m ust req uest
y o u r e n d e a v o r to p ro c u re «hla e d itio n
years ago I was weak and rundown
L e t th e b in d in g s be a ll solid an d h a n d ­
In health. I suffered so much with
some.
backache and pain
I ha v e seen anno unced a “ R c c u e ll i f
In my side, and did
p a r a lle ls des edifices de to u t gen re ,
fc iifk not «et * nr relief
r n c le q e et m odernea p a r I N D u ra n d a
Z iff
until I took Dr.
I ’ecole P o ly te c h n lq u e ," books o f th is
Pierce’s
Favorite
k in d a re ao o fte n a t e x tr a g a n t prices
Ar P r e s c r lptlon. A
th a t one la a f r a id to ask them w ith o u t
few bottles of the
k n o w in g th e ir price.
I f It does not
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'Prescription' was
coat m o re th a n 40. o f 60.f te n d It, If
* permanent bene-
m ore I p ra y you to w r it e me th e coat,
th a t I m a y ju d g e w h e th e r to put It
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to me and I am
In to m y n e x t In vo ic e, aa 1 w la h ’ o g e t
glad to recommend
It I f w tth ln re a s o n a b le bounds.
It to others for I
Be ao good aa to d isp atc h these
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believe It w ill do
hooka w ith aa l i t t le d e la y aa possible,
for them what It did for me.”— Mrs.
th a t th e y m ay a r r iv e b e fo re th e s to rm s
BL Webb. 1103 Laguna S t
o f a u tu m n o r w in te r , and accept th e
Obtain this famous "Prescription"
assu ra n c e o f m y esteem A respect.
now, in tablets or liquid, from your
TH : JEFFERSON.
and th e w if e o f A le x a n d e r B R a n d a l)
NEW notional holiday will
o f W a te r h u r g , Conn., w ho. w it h hla son
tie added to the list of days
B u rto n It . R. R a n d a ll, c a r r ie d o u t the
offlclally recognized by the w lah ea expressed by th e d o nor In h e r
U fa tim e :
government for patriotic ob-
T h e C h ip p e n d a le d in in g room ta b le
servance if eongreaa toed*
o r ig in a lly pre se n te d to J effe ra o n by
(lie recommendations luade G e o rg e W y th e , th e fa m o u s c h a n c e llo r
by (lie Thomas Jefferson
o f V ir g in ia and th e firs t la w p ro fe s so r
('ontenniul eotnml.'odnn nt Its In A m e ric a and s ig n e r of th e D e c la r a ­
tio n o f In dependence.
meeting held III connection
T h re e
H e p p e lw h lte
d in in g
room
with the BeMdoiiA of the Institute of c h a irs pu rchased by J effe ra o n w h ile
Public A ffair* nt tlie University of V ir­ m in is te r to F ra n c e , a nd b ro u g h t by him
to lfontlcollo, w h e re th e c h a ir s r e ­
ginia, ( ’liarlottesvllle, recently. Those
m ain e d u n t il a fe w y e a rs a f t e r hla
recotiiuiendntious were to celebrate
d eath.
April 13 each year iir Jefferson's b irth­
T h e o r g ln a l m a h o g a n y bedside, c a n ­
day, to UMkure tlie preservation of d le -ta b le used fo r m an y y e a rs a t M o n -
itc e llo and w h ic h o r ig in a lly belo nged
Monticello, the home of Jefferson, to
to J an e R a n d o lp h J effe ra o n , m o th e r o f
establUh an appropriate shrlue In -T h o m a s Jeffe ra o n .
Washington where may be preserved
T h o m as J e ffe rs o n ’s o r ig in a l w r it in g
records nnd relics connected with the an d d r a f t in g desk used b y . h im fo r
adoption of the Declaration of Amer­ m an y y e a rs a t M o n tic e llo . T h ia desk
has a d o u b le top w ith a s lid in g board
ican Independence nnd to continue the on th e side and discloses a n u m b e r o f
nonpartisan work of patriotic educa­ th e In g e n io u s fe a tu re s used by T h o m as
tion conducted by the Thomas Jeffer­ J e ffe rs o n In his d esign fo r th e l i t t le
desk on w h ic h he w ro te th e d r a f t fo r
son Memorial foundation.
Thus the name of Thomas Jefferson,
author of the Declaration of Independ­
ence and third President of the
Culled SlateM, would he Immortalized
along with that of Washington nnd
Lincoln as the only Presidents whose
birthdays are national holidays and
Monticello would take Its place with
Mount Vernon and the house In
Springfield, III., ns a patriotic shrine.
Although Jefferson Is regarded ns the
“ Patron saint” of one o f the two
major political parties and the term
“Jeffersonian democracy“ Is a part of
our current speech, this proposal to
honor him should have the support of
nil Americans because It Is strictly
nonpartisan. The officers of the com­
mission, appointed under an set of
congress, a re : President Coolidge;
Vice President Dawes; Nicholas Long-
worth. speaker of the house; George
P. M cLetn ( It.) , «enntor from ('on
uectlcut; Joseph T. Robinson (TL), sen­
ator from Arkansas; Simeon D. Less
( It.) , senator from Ohio; Royal S,
Cppcland (D .), senator from New
York ; Finis J. (Jarrett (D .), represent­
ative from Tennessee; John Q. T il-
son (R .), representative from Connecti­
cut; It. Walton Moore (It.), represent­
ative from V irg in ia; ltohert L. Bacon
( IL ) , representative from New York,
and Dr. Edwin A. Aldeina; Claude G.
Bowers; Mrs. Anthony Wayne Cook;
Henry Ford; Stunrt G. Glbhony;
Thomas F. Ryan, nnd I'e llx M. W a r­
burg.
th e D e c la r a tio n o f In d e p e n d e n c e
T h e fo llo w in g a rtic le s w e re do n a ted
by Mtas F a n n y M. B u rk e , o f A le x a n ­
d r ia . n desc en d a n t o f T h o m a s J e ffe rs o n ;
T h d m a s J e ffe rs e n ’a p a in t box, used by
him at M o n tic e llo , p a r t ic u la r ly fo r his
a r c h ite c tu r a l d ra w in g s . M a n y o f th< se
d r a w in g s a re s t ill p re se rv ed , as he Is
th e fa th e r o f A m e ric a n a rc h ite c tu re .
T h o m a s J effe rs o n 's Iv o r y m e m o ra n ­
dum le a fle t pads, a lo c k e t w ith J e ffe r ­
son’s h a ir , a n u m b er o f perso n a l t r i n ­
k e ts . h u tio n a . b u ck le s , e tc., a nd th re e
p illo w s fro m J e ffe rs o n ’s bed. tw o of
w h ic h w e re u n d e r M s head w h en he
died.
M ra. V ic to r K a u ffm a n , w if e o f th e
e d ito r o f th e W a s h in g to n S ta r, has
d o n a ted th re e d in in g room c h a irs w h ic h
fo r m e r ly b e lo nged to J e ffe rs o n , an d she
has d e le g a te d M ra. Rose G o u v e rn e u r
H oes, o f W a s h in g to n , c h a irm a n o f the
Jeffe rs o n c o m m itte e In th a t e liy and a
descen dant o f J am es M on ro e, to presen t
th e c h n lra In h e r b e h a lf to M o n tic e llo .
In a d d itio n th e fo u n d a tio n a c k n o w l­
edges p re s e n ta tio n o f a v e ry umiMi.il
and In te r e n tln g colo red d r a w in g
of
M o n tic e llo , m ade m a n y y e a rs ag o In
F ra n c e fro m th e re c o lle c tio n o f a v is ­
it i n g F re n c h m a n . T h l» d r a w in g was
pu rchased by nnd pre se n te d
to the
fo u n d a tio n bv M rs M a r t in W . L it t le t o n
o f N e w Y o r k c ity .
T h e fo u n d a tio n also a c k n o w le d g e s
p re s e n ta tio n o f a hand so m e s ilk V i r ­
g in ia flag, pre se n te d to M o n tic e llo hv
th e
w o m e n ’s
c o m m itte e
who
had
c h n rg e o f th e re p lic a o f th e Jefferson
house on H ig h r t r e e t a t th e Ftesnulcen-
te n n la l e x p o s itio n In P h ila d e lp h ia , of
w h ic h c o m m itte e M laa C a ro lin e S ln k le r
w as c h a irm a n , and w h ic h c o m m itte e
w as rep re s e n te d by Miss A gnes M o r i-
Son and a d e le g a tio n w h ic h fo r m a lly
d e liv e re d th e flag to M o n tic e llo .
Through the work of the Thomas
Jefferson Memorial foundation M onti­
cello Is being gradualy restored to Its
orlglnnl condition nnd visitors there
find It easy to believe that they are
living In the past of more than a cen­
tury ago. One aid especially In estab
llshlng that atmosphere Is Ihe large
number of Jefferson relies which have
been presented to the foundation with
In the last few months nnd which will
he on exhibition nt Monticello hence­
forth. The foundation recently made
this announcement:
O f Interost, too. to nil Americans wrnt
the recent announcement hy President
Nicholas M urray Butler of Columbia
unherslty upon his return from Italy
that he wns bringing with him ns a
gift to the Columbia library n hitherto
unpublished letter of Jefferson’s. This
letter, ordering a packet of books for
Jefferson’s private library, dated Mon
tlcello, April 19, 1821, nnd addressed
to Messrs. De Bures Freres. Rue Ser-
pente, Paris, g’ ves an Interesting nnd
Instructive view of I lie wide and varied
range of Jefferson’s Intellectual ac­
tivities nnd Interests. The letter fol­
lows ;
T h e following? ite m s w e re do nated by
th e la te J a n e Ila n d o ty h H a r r is o n R nn-
d n ll, a d escen dant o f T h o n in g Jefferson.
M o n tic e llo , A p r il 19-21
M essrs de B u re F re re s :
T h e p a c k e t o f books you w e re so
New South American Nut
people of the United Suites nre now
buying stitiill qunnlltles from South
America of which Is known as the
"paradise nut." It resembles a Brazil
nut In shape, but Is said to be a little
finer In flavor. There Is an Interesting
story told about this nut, which grows
In a large round pod with n small cop
at one end. As Ihe story goes, the gas
which forms In the pod after It has
fallen to the ground forces the cop
I nut with n loud refort. Tfils report nt
tracts the monkeys, who then search
• for the nuts 111 the thick undergrowth
where they hnve been blown by the
force o f the explosion. This Is given
as the chief reason for the small sup­
ply of paradise nuts brought to our
markets.
P ro p e r P la c e to Look
During the moving a portrait of
one of the ancestors of the Blodgett
fam ily had got lost. No one could
And It at either the old or the uew
VD '
Jruggist, or write Dr Pierce, Presi­
dent Invalids' Hotel In Buffalo, N. Y ,
Doctor Butler’s announcement led to
I tor tree medical advice.
the revelstlot. by John U rl Lloyd, pres­
ident of the Lloyd library In Cincin­
E a rly C a te r p illa r T ra in
nati. that hla library also had a hith­
A Hampstead correspondent recalls
erto unpublished Jefferson letter. The
that nearly ?U years ago he saw in
discovery of thia letter came about In
Hyde park a trial of a m ilitary train
a dramatic manner. Several yenra ago
the Lloyd library purchased In Paris of wagons loaded with soldiers dressed
In fatigue jackets and drawn by a
the first volume of “North American
Sylva” by F. Andre Mhhaux. a noted steam engine hearing the name India,
j This engine, he says, laid and raised
French traveler and botanist. When
its own track, each “sllpt«er” being
Miss Edith Wycoff, present curator of
the library, was cataloguing the book, apparently about 4 feet long, mounted,
she discovered securely pasted In It a and revolving on rollers much like the
modern caterpillar movement. The
letter written by Jefferson to M
Mlchaux. Thia letter written eight ! experlhient, according to the London
Post, apjienred to aim at Improve»!
years earlier than the Columbia letter
ns a token of esteem to the President’s m llllnry transport, and the men hauled
friend. In France, also reveals In n would probably number about 200 In
manner fully as Interesting as the oth­ eight wagons.
M o n tic e llo , D ec 14. 1813.
S ir;
M y In te r io r s itu a tio n
am o n g
th e
m o u n ta in s , an d g r e a t d is ta n c e
fro m
a n y ««a p o rt to w n , is e x tre m e ly u n ­
fr ie n d ly to p u n c tu a l correspondence
w ith th e o th e r side o f th e A t la n tic
Vessels bound to th a t q u a r te r a re g e n ­
e r a lly gone b e fo re 1 le a rn th e ir des­
t in a tio n by th e p u b lic papers. 1 have
re c e iv e d fro m you, a t d iffe re n t tim es,
s e v e ra l llv ra is o n s o f y o u r e x c e lle n t
w o r k on th e fo re s t tree s o f A m e ric a , to
w it th e 1st an d 2nd e a r lea P ins et
S apin s et aur lea jL’ henes a nd th e 9th
and
10th on th e
B e tu la , C a s ta n e a ,
F a g u s , D lo s p y ro a , etc.
I ha v e gone
o v e r th e m w ith g r e a t p lea s u re and r e ­
c eiv ed fro m them m uch In fo r m a tio n
w h ic h had escaped m y ow n no tice, a l-
th o ’ th e sub jec ts lie u n d e r m y eye
T h e y c o n ta in a v a lu a b le a d d itio n to
th e k n o w le d g e o f A m e ric a n trees and
c la im fo r you th e th a n k s o f a ll w ho
In te r e s t th e m se lve s In th is m ost In t e r ­
e s tin g b ra n c h o f science. I p ra y you to
acc e p t m y p o rtio n o f th a t t r ib u te as
b e in g am o n g those w h o set th e h ig h ­
est v a lu e on y o u r w o rk
I have not seen th e w o rk o f M. Tea-
s le r. m en tio n ed by you on th e subject
o f th e M erinos, hut th a t race o f sheep
Is m u lt ip ly in g a m o n g us most e x te n ­
s iv e ly . T h e g e n e ra l a tte n tio n paid, to
them w ill soon re n d e r th e ir w o o l sn
a r t ic le o f e x p o rt, a lth o ’ ou r o w n m a n ­
u fa c tu re s are fa s t In c re a s in g also and
w ill soon m n k e us In d e p e n d e n t of
E n g la n d fo r m a n u fa c tu re o f w o ol and
c o tto n , as w e ll as fo r m an y o th e r
a rtic le s . Besides th e d o m estic ben e fit to
l»e d e riv e d fro m th is econom y, the
p o litic a l a d v a n ta g e o f w e a k e n in g p e r­
m a n e n tly a b it t e r and p e rm a n e n t e n e ­
m y a re o f re a l Im p o rta n c e . W ith e v e rv
w ish fo r th e successful pro s e c u tio n o f
th e v a lu a b le la b o rs you a re en g a g e d In.
he pleased to accept th e assu ra n c e of
m y g re a t respect and esteem
T i l J E F F E R S « ’ N.
house, nnd there wns great consternn
tlon
W illiam
Blodgett, aged ten.
was offered a “treat,’’ value not an
nounced. for any hint that would lead
to the return of the missing grnnd
father.
At noon he came home from school
breathless. ”1 think, mother." he said,
“ I think we can find grandfather’s
picture."
“ Where F ’
“Downtown. I saw a notice on a
shop wlnilow .and It said: T a in tin g *
restored within.’ "
By Taking Lydia E. PinkhanA
Vegetable Compound
As Mrs. Weaver herself says, “I was
never very strong." This Is a mHil
statement describ­
ing her condition,
for,according to hoc
letters, she was sub­
jected to no snugll
amount of illhealth .
Kortun&tely.her sis­
ter was fam ilia r
w ith Lydia E. I ’tnk-
ham's V e g e ta b le
C o m p o u n d ant
begged Mrs. Weaver
to try it.
"A fte r
_________________ t h r e e o r f o u r
weeka," writes Mrs. Weaver, ‘‘I f e lt a
great difference in myself. I would go
to bed and sleep sound, and although I
could not do very much work. I seemed
stronger. I kept on tak in g I t and now
1 am well and strong, do m y'w ork and
take care of three children. I sura do
tell my friends about your wonderful
medicine, and I w ill answer any letters
from women asking about the Vege­
table Compound.”— Mas. L aw iu ^ scu
W e a v n , East Smithfield St.. M t. Pleas­
ant. Pa.
I f 70U knew th a t thousands o f
women suffering from troubles sim ilar
to those you are enduring had Improved
th eir health by tak in g Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound, wouldn't
you th in k It was w orth a trial?
In some families, the fourth genera­
tion Is learning the m e rit o f Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Stop Coughing
T h e m o re y o u co u g h th e w o rs e you fe e L
a n d th e m o re in fla m e d y o u r t h r o a t a n d
lungrs becom e. G iv e th e m a chance tg
h e a l.
Boschee’s Syrup
has bean g iv in g r e l ie f f o r a lx ty -o n e
y e a rs . T r y It. 30c a n d »0c b o ttle s . B u y
I t a t y o u r d r u g s to re. G. G . G re e n , In c .,
W o o d b u ry , N . J.
CARBUNCLES
Carbon draws out the core
and ^ives quick relief
.
CARBOIL
Q C N t O O U S s o t BO X
«a
r
W
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er communication one of the Interests
of the many-sided Jefferson, viz. hla
keen appreciation of any contribution
to the existing sclent I tic knowledge of
the jlime. The text of the letter fol­
lows:
HOW MRS. WEAVER
WAS HELPED
U n e m p lo y e d
Captain— Smith, what's that mud
doing on y«ur collar?
Private (a fte r carefully examining
his c o lla r)— It's not doing anything
right now. sir
BABIES CRY
FOR “ CASTQRIA”
Prepared Especially fo r Infants
stnd Children o f AU Ages
M o th e r!
Fletcher’s Castorla has
been In use fo r aver 30 years as a
pleasant, harmless substitute for Cas­
tor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops ami
Soothing Syrups. Contains no narcot­
ics.
Proven directions are on each
package. Physicfuns everywhere rec­
ommend It.
The genuine bears signature o f
A m o n g th e M issing
Sergeant— Well, madam, wo'll do
out best, out if your husband hasn't
been heard from In twelve w a rs ------
W ife— Oh, IPs not him I'm worryln
«bout. What I want is the sample of
«lie ribbon I sent hitn out to match
—Ixindon Passing Show.
W. N. U„ P O R T L A N D , NO. 42-1927.
T h e M a m Q uestion
The Boy— Do you think we could
live on two thousand a year?
The G irl— P'r'apa; but who Is going
to give It to us?
SAY “ BAYER A S P IR IN ” - ^studne
Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by mil­
lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for
Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
I D O ES N O T A FFEC T TH E HEART
< 5 0 /^
Accept only “ Bayer” package
which contains proven directions.
n«ndv "Bwyvr” boxes of 12 tablets.
Alto bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists.
Ixplria la Ü» trad« mark of Bajat Manufacture of MonoacttlcaddeaUr af