Gold Hill news., July 28, 1900, Image 6

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T ru th
R a c k w o o d s m a n C o u l d n 't O a t A n y t h i n «
t h a t H e W a n te d .
lie bad driven from a buck woods
hamlet to the statlou aud after making
an Inquiry of the conductor Itoarded
the train for Philadelphia, says the
Philadelphia Inquirer.
When well on the way he stopped the
blue-coated official and asked lu all se­
riousness:
“I’m sorter hungry. Will ye tell me
Jest where the eatln'ear Is?”
“There Is none on this tralu,” was the
suswer. “Its short run does not require
It.”
“Huh!" grunted the questioner.
"W’leh of yer keers Is the oue that ye
J oat loll around lu au* turn and twist
yer cheer any way ye please? Don’t
Imagine that because I never went rall-
roadiug afore 1 don't know all about
these tlilugs."
"You probably mean the Pullman.
We haven't any attached.**
"Well, bu’stin* squashes! W’ere’a yer
cigar stand, so's I kin be buylu’ a weed
au llghtlu* up?”
“We don't have snch a thing, man.’“
"An' ye’ve no place fer me ter git niy
shoes shined, ter he sure?”
“No, sir."
D u ty .
“Course, I’d he crazy ter think ye
Every good deed w ill find recogni­
might have a barber lad aboard?”
tion from God, if not from man. God
“ We haven’t any.”
The rural gentleman subjected the kuuws when to do it and how to do it.
oonductor to a menacing scrutiny from Let us do onr duty, and, if the reward
head to foot and hack again. Then he ' does not come, let us not be discour­
drawled out In an angry, disappointed aged. The essence of duty is richer
I thau any reward, and it is vastly bet-
tone of voice:
"Well, sufferin’ cornmeal! I thought ' ter to win it than any reward.
• ' •' * " ■ •
'
ye said this wuz au accommodation
The ordinary string bean, the pods
train!”
of which are eaten, is a good crop to
MADE LOVE TO 120 GIRLS.
A m a z in g R e c o rd M a d e b y a G e rm a n
' B ig a m is t a n d S w in d le r .
Very few jieople are aware that is
the last 20 years the Dumber of fish in
the great lakes has iieen decreasing
rapidly. It is a fact that as compared
with 10 years ago it requires practical­
ly double the number of men, boats and
nets to catch the same number of fish.
The government has for 20 years main­
tained a large number of stations along
the lakes where fish have been propa­
gated in enormous numbers, but in
spite of all this the supply is steadily
decreasing.
T r y A l l e n ’* F o o t K a s e ,
A p ow d er to be sh a k en in to th e sh o es. At
th is sea so n y o u r feet feel sw o lle n , n ervou s
and h ot. anil get tired e a sily . I f yo n have
sm a r tin g feet or tig h t sh o es, try A llen 's
F o o t-E a se. I l c o o ls th e feet and m akes
w a lk in g ea sv .
Cures in g ro w in g n a ils,
rw o o ien a n ti sw ea tin g feet, b listers ami
ca llo u s sftots. B e lie v e s corns am i b u n io n s
o f a ll pain and g iv es rest and com fort. We
h a v e 30,000 te stim o n ia ls.
Try it lovlav.
Sold by all d ru g g ists and sh o e d ealers for
26c
Trial p ack age F IIE E . A ddress A llen
B. O lu istea u , E eK oy, X . Y.
M e x ic o '» P r o s p e r it y «
Mexico in the past nine years has
doubled its revenue«, doubled its ex ­
ports, doubled the number of its factor­
ies and multiplied by three its banking
capital— and the continuance of this
great prosperity is now quite as pro­
nounced a ever during the decade.
H O I T T ’S
SCH O O L.
Qwallflad,
R e a l i t y o f Sin e n d R u fT e rtu g .
Probably the most successful suitor
of modern times Is Alois Prankeuberg,
a Bavarian, who has been sentenced at
Grata, In Austria, to spend two years
and a half in prison because he made
love to too many girls and swindled
them out of goodly sums of money. The
son and heir of a wealthy man at
Gratz, he quickly ran through his patri­
mony, whereupon he advertised for a
w ife in several papers. Girls of all
ranks in society answered his adver­
tisement, and, selecting among them
those who were comely and who had
money, he at once promised to marry
them. Gradually he Inveigh'd their
money from them, and then he disap­
peared, leaving the hapless women to
mourn over his fickleness and his dis­
honesty.
l i e was next heard of at Munich,
where he played the same trick and
with equal success on several young
and old widows. To the neighboring
cities he also paid frequent visits, and
ever with the same object In view, the
result being that in a short time he had
accumulated quite a handsome for­
tune. Unfortunately he went one day
to Gratz and was there seen by one of
Ills victims, who promptly had him ar­
rested.
This modern Don Juan Is himself
authority for the statement that he had
offered his hand and heart to at least
120 maids and widows.
grow for see,!, provided the seed is
ground and used for stock. It produces
but little vine, but the seed cun be
broadcasted and when the beans are
dry the vines should lie pulled up ami
thrown Ton the bain thx>r to he beaten
ont, which work may be postponed un­
til winter if preferred.
S e n i l t l t •■»<•«» o f F I a I i .
Most fishes are very sensitive to e x ­
ternal touch and some possess special
organs for this sense. The seat of
greatest sensitiveness is about the
snout, but this sensitiwmess in fish
does not appear to go to the lim it by
causing it to feel pain from a wound.
Rely upon hard, long
jiainstaking work. By it
your mind, build up yonr
and earn vonr own way in
D id
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
C a rte r's
Little Liver Pills.
C o a lin g L o c o m o tiv e s .
See Fee-Simile Wrapper Below.
V e ry e m a il a n d ee eeey
t o t a k e a s s u g a r.
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR RILIOUSRESS.
FOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
TORPID LIVER.
CONSTIPATION.
SALLOW SKIR. >
THECOMPLEXIOR
VXPSBS MUSTaSV« y p S A W j .
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
A new way to coal locomotives Is be­
ing introduced by a prominent railroad.
All the engineer has to do is to run hl«
angine on a trestle, and touch a button,
and a tenderful of coal drops into his
tender, and Is weighed ns It drops In.
Death wouldn’t be so hard to the ordi­
nary man If bis obituary wars read to
him In advance.
C o sto r lu it* n h a r m le ss H iib stltu te fo r C ahtor O il, P a r e ­
g o r ic , D r o p s a tu l H oo th ln g Hyrnpa, I t in P le a sa n t. I t
c o n ta in « n e ith e r O p iu m , M o r p h in e n o r o t h e r N a r c o tic
u n b a la n ce. I ts a g e it» it s g u a r a n te e . I t d e s tr o y s W orm s
a n d a llay« F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u r e s D la r r liw * a iu l W in d
C o lic. I t r e lie v e s T e e t h in g T r o u b le s, c u r e s C o n stip a tio n
a n d F la tu le n c y . I t aiM lnillntc* t h e F o o d , r e g u la te s th o
S to m a c h n n d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n d n a tu r a l s le e p .
T h e C h ild r e n ’s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r ’s F r ie n d .
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
* v
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
T H E O CM TA UN O e » M « V , T T M U R R A T » T R C r T . N t « TO RR C IT Y .
Y om K v e r It««» A r r e « R
have been Carter*« Ink for it doesn’t fade.
I’tit a tobaci’o victim into a hot bath,
says M et ha Lauder, and let him re­
main there until he prespires freely;
then drop a tty into the water, and in ­
stant death will ensue.
B e w a r e o f O in t m e n ts f o r C a t a r r h T h a t
C o n ta in M e r c u r y ,
A« mercury w ill surely destroy the sense of
smell and com pletely dcrango the whole sys­
tem when entering it through the mtirouziur-
fares. Such articles should never he used ex­
cept on prescriptions from reputable pbyal
elicit, sa the damage they w ill do lit e u fold
Tola to
t«
the good you can possibly derive from them.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney A Co.. Toledo. O., contains no mercury,
and is taken Internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of tire system,
’ n buying Hall’a Catarrh Cure be sure you get
te genuine. It is taken internally, and ma<l-
n Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi­
m onials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Hall's Family Pilla are the best.
Mothers w ill litid Mrs. W in s lo w ’s S o o th ­
ing Nyrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Munster, Germany, has a high school
which has been in existence 1,100
years.
P a r e B lo o d M e a n , P e r f e c t ' H e a l t h .
The blood carries all material for repairing
the system Bad blood means had repair«.
Cascarets mean pure, » hulesoiue blood. Drug­
gists, PX-, 26c, 50c.
Tomatoes have been cultivated
only one hundred years,
for
I do not believe Figo’s Cure for Con­
sumption lias an equal for coughs and
colds.-*-.Tnii!» F. H over , Trinity Springs,
lnd., Feb. 15, 19QP.
Horace Greeley once said: "Show
me a drunkard who does not use tobac­
co, and I will show you a w hite black­
bird.”
HARD WORKING WOMEN
(The
Famous (Jermun
Wood
Preserver)
.AVENARIUS CARBOUNEUM.,
W H IC H
I 'K I t M A N R N T I . V
ItK H T H O Y S
..CHICKEN LICE AND VERMIN..
'One application is all that is required. It lasts for years. If
your dealer cannot supply you, write for circulars and information to the
following distributing agents: Perfection Pile Preserving Co., Seattle,
Wash.; Fisher, Thorsen & Co., Portland, Oregon.; W hittier, Coburn &
Co., San Francisco, Cal.
Mitchell Wagons
Are the best that can be made. Nothing
is or can be superior to a Mitchell Wagon,
because it is made of the best material -
by experienced workmen—-which, cou­
pled with 65 years' experience in building
wagons, during which time the manu­
facturers have had but one aim, and that
to produce the best possible to build, is a
guarantee of quality. If you buy a Mitchell Wagon, you get the best that can be made.
AGENTS EVERYWHERE.—If none in your viciAity, we will sell to you direct.
Send for cjrculari
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVERCO.
PO RTLAND,
QRECON.
Branches at Spokane, Seattle Salem, McMinnville,
Medford and La Orande.
Mention thia paper.
DON’T LET YOUR HARVEST SEASON FIND YOU WITHOUT A
STUDEBAKER WAGON.
Can And quick and permanent relief
for serioua and strength destroying
troubles in
Moore’s
Revealed
Remedy
Thousands bave used it and thousands
now praise It. It cures permanently. *1
per bottle at your druggist's.
Dayton’s Fly Killer
t'sed a few m inutes even­
ing«, will rid your hoiise
of Flies and Mosquitoes.
No mark or stain left on
the ceilings or walls.
Works like magic. Price
««cent». Write for book­
let. Dayton Hardware
Co., loitland,O regon.
T h e J e e r in g W o r ld .
In t e llig e n c e o f A n im a ls .
What is CASTORIA
I
an old letter—ink all faded out? Couldn't
“Look ever upward,” proudly pro-
claimed the banner of our class.
“Rubber!” shouted the Jeering world,
which had met a few new-made alumni
JOHN POOLE, P ortland , Onzooir,
a few times previously.—Indianapolis can give you the best bargains in general
machinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps,
Press.
plows, belts and windmills. The new
steel I X L windmill, sold by him, is un­
A German naturalist has collected
evidence that monkeys, dogs, cats,
birds, and other animals recognize
them selves or other animals In mirrors
and pictures.
,
T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s lln u g h t I iiim b o r n e t h e s ig n a ­
t u r e o f Qhott. I I . F le t c h e r , a n d h a s b e e n m a d e u n d e r hit* -
p e r so n a l H upervlslon fo r river 8 0 y earn . A llo w n o o n o
i o d e c e iv e y o u in tikis. C o u n te r fe its, I m i tut io n s a n d
•< J u s t - a a - f o o t l ” o r e lrtit l i t peri m en tx, n nd e n d a n g e r th o
h e a lth o f C h ild r e n —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t ilx p e r lio e u t .
continued
discipline
character,
the world.
M enlo Park, Han M ateo C o u n ty , Cal.
w ith its new b u ild in g s, n ew ly fu rn ish ed
and co m p lete lab oratories, b eau tifu l su r­
D iv e S n a k e f o r W a is t B e lt.
ro u n d in g s and h o m e luH iieix es. is o n e «»I
t i i e best eq u ip p ed sc h o o ls tor th e train in g
A singular but well-authenticated
o f boys and y o u n g m en on th e co a st. It snake story comes from Pleasant Val­
Is in ch arge o f l)r. Ir a G . H o itt and is a c ­
The native hen of New Zealand is an
cred ited at. the u n iv ersities. Send for ca t­ ley. Sid., the principal actors In which
were the snake and Miss Cora I.egore, ex ¡tert rat killer.
alog. T e n th year b egin s A u g u st 6, 19U0.
a domestic employed by Frederick G.
There was an increase of 185 in the Tingling, a well-known farmer resid­
commitments to jail for drunkenness in ing near that place.
the province of Ontario during 1899.
Miss Legore went to the barn to milk
The increase amounted to over 150 per the cows, as was her cnstouiary duty.
cent.
She did not return as promptly as usual,
and, becoming uneasy after a time,
Mrs. Ytngling sent some one to the barn
to look for her. She was found lying
In a dead faint In a cow stall, and upo«
being revived appeared dazed and
frightened. Finally she became suf­
ficiently composed to tell the cause of
her unconsciousness. She said that
while milking she felt something mov­
ing about her clothing, hut supposed It
was a cat, until she felt a constriction
G enuine
about her waist, and she found herself
looking into the eyes of a snake which
had wrapped Itself about her, and
reared Its head In front of her face.
She was too much frightened to notlc«
what sort of a serpent was thus con­
fronting her, but striking at It with
her hand, fainted away. When she was
found the snake had disappeared.
M u st B ear S ig n a tu r e of
Tired, Weak
"Do you know anything about drill­
If there is no silt, soriow and pain in
This is the condition when the blood
the world— if it is all an illusion— why ing?** asketf the sargoaut.
“ Faith, I kow all alxiut it ," replied loses Us v ita lity Appetite falls because
did Jesus weep? If there were no pain |
in His death on tlie cross, why did He the raw recruit. “ 1 worked in a quarry food cannot be assimilated. Then the
pray: "Father, if it be possible, let i fur mouuy years before I J’ined th ’ strength rapidly declines. Hood's Harsa-
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this cup pass from Me.** If there was army.*’
| purtlla corrects matters nt once enrlcltes
no atouemeut needed, why did He die?
i ami vitalises the blood. creates an ap|M>uia
M i ll i a n s f a r B a s e b a ll»
A million of dollars are s|»ei»t every tear and restores health anil vigor. Get a hottie
He was a man of sorrows and acquaint­
ed with grief— how con Id He sorrow for Itaaelxtll, b i l l (urge as this Is, it cannot j of Hood's today nod let it do you the same
over imaginary uffiiotlous and be ac­ equal the amount spent lu search of health. good it ia doing others,
quainted with griefs which hud no We urge those w ho have s,amt much and
lost hope to try Hostetler's Stomach Bit­ Hood9 a S a r s a p a r illa
reality?
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ters. Il strengthens the stomucli, makes Is Anterlca's Greatest Medicine. Price $1.
Beets may be planted as late as July digestion easy, and cures dys|**|Mua, con­ H ood's I ’llls i-tire liv e r Ills: the son Irrita tin g amt
for a snuceBslvu table crop. Ground stipation, biliousness and weak kidneys. 1 utily c a ih a r^ e In ta ke w ith llu o d ’a Maraaparilla.
that has been w ell limed suits w ell.
The mayor of Philadelphia says that
For stock the sugar beet is considered hfindtedn if not thousands of women in
A M ure T h i n g
one of the l>est. Mangel worzels grow thnt good old Quaker city, women of
“ Tiine w ill tell,*’ «aid Mr. Wlsa-
to large size, hut coutaiu more woody |sisitiou and res|teutahility, are wd- tniiii, in oracular tone«.
liber and are coarser than augur beets, dieted to the opium habit. "To this
Mr. Hourdfoj» sniff»«! and ubaarvwlt
though they give larger yields.
“ If Tint« doesn’t, some woman
cud,’’ says Mayor Aahhridge, "our
w ill.’’
Hweot corn may he forced at the start laws need to be radically ameiidud."
by using a little nitrate of soda arouud
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each hill after the plants are up, hut
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pleuty of manure should he used Indore
the seed is planted. It is not difficult
to have swee^ corn until late ill the
season if plantings arc made once a
mouth, even as late as the first of Au­
gust, with thu dwarf rarities. Stow­
e ll’s Evergreen is still one of the favor­
ites for a standard crop.
1
ab o u t w o m e n 's Ills oan bo
f r a n k ly to ld b y ono w om an
to a n o th e r.
R e m e m b e r th a t K ir s ,
P in k h a m l a a w o m a n .
R e m e m b e r th a t h e r a d v ic e
a n d m e d ic in e h a v e o u ro d
a m illio n w om en o f w e a k -
n e s s e s p e c u lia r to th e ir
aex.
R e m e m b e r th a t no m a n
e v e r s e c s a le t t e r w ritte n
io M r s , P in k h a m f o r
ad vice, th a t th e te tte r Is
opened, re a d an d an ­
s w e r e d b y w om en , a n d
no te s tim o n ia l e v e r p u b ­
l i s h e d w it h o u t s p e c i e
p e rm is s io n .
R e m e m b e r th a t L yd ia E,
P in k h a m ’ a
V e g e t a b le
Com pound Is th e re c o g ­
n iz e d s a fe g u a r d o f w o­
m a n 's h e a lth .
R e m e m b e r th e s e things
w h en s o m e o th e r re m e d y
la su g g ested , a n d r e m e m ­
b e r th e m w h en yo u w a n t
a d v ic e , M r s , P in k h a m *s
a d d re s s Is Lyn n, M a s s ,
A M IS N A M E D TR A IN .
Made of the Best Materials, thoroughly seasoned, by competent workmen. It standr
without an equal. Call on our Agent, or address
STUDEBAKER BROS. MANUFACTURING CO.,
equalled.
320-338 East Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon.
H a r a 9a a P ro p o sitio n
. Isn’t It reasonable to aupposethat a firm of
CLAIMANTS FOR n F a i O I / \ a t
SO year, experience could tell yon the beat way
W rit ta NA HAN P * E .
go get good value for yonr money? If you are
BICKFORi.Washlngten.lt C . tlicv w lll- rZ
making Improvements In yoHr house, or build­
• I cclve quick replies. B. 5th N. If. Vols, sta «
ing a new house, no matter how small or large IT C H IN G Piles produce moisture and cause Itc h ln , 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since H7S.
the sum you wish to «pend In electrical or gaa This form , as w ell as Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
fixtures, fireplaces, mantel furniture, etc., you Plies
N . P . N . V.
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are curedty Dr.Boaanko'a Rile Remedy.
w ill save money anil be well suited If you con- i Stops Itching am leading. Absorbs tumors. Ik)< a
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.1er at.
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SURE CURE FOR PILES
S tr e e t, P o r t l a n d . O re g o n .
me about your
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