WILLAMETTE PARMER: PORTLAND, OREGON, OCTOBER 5 1883.
grange olnmi(.
UKANUE MKEVTORY.
Oregon State Orange.
W. M., Judge R. 1'. Boise, Salem, Oregon.
W. Lecturer, H. E. Hayes, Stafford, Clack
amas Co , Oregon.
W. Secretary, Mrs. M. J. Train, Harrisburg,
Liuu Co., Oregoi.
Subordinate Oranges ol Oregon and Washing
tonName and Address or Secretary.
Oak Plain, No. 6-H. B. Sprenger, Shedd,
Linn Co., Oregon.
Tangent, No. 7 J. H. Scott, Tangent, Linn
Co., Oregon.
Grand Prairie, No. 10 Nimrod Payne, Al
bany, Linn Co., Oregon.
Harrisburg, No 11 S. S. Train, Harrisburg,
Linn Co., Oregon.
Soap Creek, No. 14 W. L. Cauthorn, Wells,
Bentou Co , Oregon.
Salem, No. 17 T. J. Lousignant, Salem,
Mar.onCo., Oregon.
Turner, No. 18 Wm. M. Hilleary, Turner,
Marion Co., Oregon.
Lebanon, No. 21 J. M. Settle, Lebanon,
Lino Co., Oregon.
Knox Butte, No. 22 J. E Knox, Albany,
Liun Co , Oregon.
Harmony, No. 23 J. H. Powell, Albany,
Linn Co., Oregon.
Mono, No. 25 H. 0. McTimmonds, Lewis
ville, Polk Co., Oregon.
Grand Prairie, No. 26 A. C. Jennings, Irv
ine Lam (Jo.. UrcEon.
Evening Star, No. 27 Euda Kelly, East
Portland, Multnomah Co., Oregon.
McMinnville, No. 31 B- 0. Durham, Mo-
Minnville, Yamhill Co., Oregon.
Scio, No. 36 H, S. Williams, Scio, Linn
Co., Oregon.
Santiam, No. 37 Henry Cyrus, Scio, Linn
Co., Oregon.
Molalla, No. 40 Mary S. Howard, Molalla,
Clackamas Co., Oregon.
Jordan Valley. No. 42, Frank Thayer, Mt.
Pleasant, Linn Co., Oregon.
Willamette, No. 52 Stokley Moore, Corval-
lis, Benton Co., Oregon.
Siuslaw, No 54 Isaac Simpson, Siuslaw,
Lane Co., Oregon.
Sand Ridge, No. 57 James M. bwank, Al
bany Linn Co , Oregon.
Multnomah, No. 71 A. Luelling, Milwaukie,
Clackamas Co., Oregon.
test Union, No. 72 Miss LiMiie Freeman,
West Union, Washington Co., Oregon.
Powell's Valley, No. 84 Giorgo Williams,
Powell's Valley, Multnomah Co.,Oregcn
Charity, No. 103 Miss Agnis Waggoner,
Halsey, Linn Co , Oregon.
Gosben, No. 101 W. R. Dillard, Goshen,
Lne Co., Oregon.
Round Prairie, No. 1'6 S. T. Northcutt,
Brooks, Marion Co., Oregon.
Farmington, No. 110 Calvin Jack, Reedville,
Washington Co., Oregon. ,
Tualatin, No. Ill F. M. Kruse, Wilsonville,
Clackamas Co., Orepon.
Butte, No. 143 C. F. Tigard, Portland,
Multnomah C., Oregon.
Wingvillc, N.i. 150 W. C. Nicholson, Baker
City, Baker Co., Oregon.
Baker City, No. 152 Thomai Smith, Auburn,
Baker Co , Oregon.
Canyon City, No. 161 E S. Penfield, Can
yon Ulty, Urant uo., uregon.
Daniel Clark, No. 162 Henry Hall, Prairie
City, Grant Co., Oregon.
Oswego. No. 175 M. K. Shipley, Oswego,
Clackamas Co., Oregon.
Josephine, No. 179-J. S. Chatham, Wilder
ville, Josephine Co., Oregon.
Washington, No. 181 A. F. Shoemake, Wil
liams, Josephine Co , Oign.
Rogue River, No. 190 W. B Gibson, Ellens
burg, Curry Co., Oregon.
Charity, No. 15 C. P. Clinghan, Grangeville,
Idaho Tf rritory.
Washouga', No. 192 C.J.Moore, Washougal,
Clark Cx, W. T.
The Permanence ot the Orange
That the Order of the Patrons of Hus
bandry is now a permanent institution,
or, as one writer expresses it, that "the
Grange has come to stay," will bo ac-
k nowledged by nearly every thinking far
mer, whether he is a member of the Order
or not.
It aflbrds opportunities supplied by no
other agency. Too long thefarmers have
becu without that organization and unity
of feeling which should result from their
unity of interest, and which has coiimd
quently rendeied them weak and power
less, in the hands of thoso corporations
and trade unions far inferior to them in
point of numbers or of apgregatc wealtn.
When once a farmer feels that bo is
supported by his brother farmers, and
that they can unite to work for the rights
of their whole class against all other
classes w Inch ha e heretofore ,ROerned
them, then he will not readily gho up his
connection with the Order. As lie real
izes the wealth, power and capabilities of
an organization which unites almost all
fnimen-, whether of tho East or West, the
Xoith or South, as one man, in tho eleva
tion of themselves and their occupation,
the improvement of their social relation
and the education of patrons and their
families in better methods of living and
performing the various duties of their po
sitions, ho will wonder why such an organ
ization was not formed at an earlier date,
and how the farmers, ever could Ik-mo been
successful in their business before its for
mation.
It may bo trup that the Grange does
not open up any new avenues to wealth,
nor even lead the farmer in many sections
to adopt any startling or radical change
from his prewous methods of cultivation
and management. It does not make him
a skillful lawyer, but it may teach him
enough of law to aoid its intricacies and
entanglements, and lead him to lie in
harmony with his brother farmers, or, at
least, to'entrust-their disagreements and
honest diflVrences of opinion to the arbi
tration of disinterested pirties wholiae
no other object in uew than tho promo
tion of tho best interests of both parties
to the dispute, and the adjustment of
i their difficulties according to thpjirinci
i pies of eijuity mid justice. In doing this
i tho Grange lias atfcompliMic-d 'a work
which willtvcomriiend it to every farmer
who has lit Heart the interest of his fellow
in nil
the soil, but it is to make him n better
farmer ; to pleviUc himself, his family and
his calling until tho world shall stand
ready to acknowledge that the successful
farmer is the peer and equal of any man,
no matter what may be the profession,
trade or calling, in the comparison.
True, there is nothing new in advanc
ing this idea, since politicians have often
announced this doctrine when addressing
audiences at agricultural fairs and other
meetings where farmers were supposed
to form a majority of the audience, but
when their point was gained, and the far
mer's vote secured, they hae as persis
tently ignored thoirown declarations, and
overlooked both the farmers and the farm
ing interest until the time came around
again when they wanted the farmer's aid
and vote.
To unite tho farmers, when the time
comes for showing active resistance to
the encroachment of powerful monopolies
upon the rights of the agricultural class,
and enable them to demand of tho would
be law makers distinct pledges rather
than "glittering generalities," is one of
the duties of tho Grange, and a duty
which it will be probably called upon to
perforin as long as the necessity for such
work exists, and when it ceases to exist
we may look for tho near approach of tho
millenium. The permanence of tho
Order, however, is likely to depend more
upon its social qualities than upon its
power of antagonism to other organiza
tions. Man is prc-.minently a social be
ing. In the society of lijs, fellow manMic
is apt to try lo show the better qualities
of his nature, and in endeavoring to put
them forward he will cultivate them. To
bring the farmers and their families to
gether and to lead them to put forth
their powers of pleasing and being pleas
ed by mutual intercourse and friendly
feeling is one of the good works to which
the Grange is well adapted, and ono
which will endear it to the hearts of thoso
whom it benefits. Those who have found
chorfthed friends through the medium
shipof the Grange meetings, where before
they had only ordinary acquaintances or
ceremonious neighbors, will not count
fither time, labor or money misspent
which may lmo been necessary to keep
up the meetings or tho interest therein.
The young people who have been in
troduced to tho society nf congenial com
panions at its gatherings, or who, in its
exercises, have been led to develop their
latent talents for amusing or instructing
others, or cxprc-ing their opinions upon
the various topics that craio up for debate
or discussion in the meetings, will not
feel that tho usefulness of the Order has
passed as long as they feel that they have
more to learn. Nay, not even until they
may have seen their children arid their
children's children brought forward even
as they have been. Tho many who havo
found that farmers united in the'Grango
as in an organized body will receive more
respect and better treatment from traders
and manufacturers than they did when
acting- simply as individuals jvill not
readily see the Order go down, nor will
those who have found that by attending
regularly the meetings of the Order' they
are brought into contact with tho best
and most progressive farmers of their
section, and that from such men they
never fail to secure new ideas, and, who
soon realize that frequent association
with those who have made a study of
some special branch of farming, or who
at least have been successful in some spec
ial branch, is the best way of acquiring
knowledge such men will notuesire the
meetings to cease.
As an educator of tho farmer and tho
farmer's wife, also, in those things which
go to make life pleasant as well as profit
able, those which constitute the amenities
of society, and adapt them to please and
be pleased among others, tho Grange is
as good a work as it is in tho woi k of
spreading among, the many the knowl
edge' which has heretofore constituted
the skill of the few, and in so doing it is
making itself as necessary as the school,
tho academy or the agricultural college,
and while these institutions exist and
farmers feel that they cannot do without
tliem, they also will not feel willing to
allow the Grango to go down.
Wo have referred to a few of the reasons
why the farmer should support the Grango
and why he will support it, if it is rightly
managed. If it abandons the good work
which it has so well begun, and branches
out into a political oreanization, or if it is
allowed to become tho tool of designing
looked to with greatest interest. The
nuestion for the consideration and action
of the Farmers Congres, overshadowing
all other, whether we regard them as the
number of our people employed, the
amount and value of farm products, or
the capital engaged in the cultivation of
the soil. Agriculture is now, anu must
always be the most important interest of
the American people. That it furnishes
seven-eights of the exports of the country
is conclusive proof of this. It has pa
tiently borne exactions and burdens to
foster and build up other industries, with
out having as other pursuits, union and
concert of action for its own protection.
The result of this policy on thepartof
farmers has been to have only a minority
of farmers in most of the Legislatures,
but few representatives in tho Lower
House of Congress, and ono or two in
tho Senate of the United States. The
banking, railroad, manufacturing and
commercial interests all have their paid
lobbyists in every State Legislature, and
at Washington while the millions of
farmers are toiling at home to meet the
taxes and burdens unjustly levied upon
them. It is believed that the Farmers
Congress in which the humblest farmer
can bo heard will secure that kind of
union and co-operation so much needed
and desired by American farmers. They
do not ask, or desire class legislation, but
they demand that the machinery of Gov
ernment shall no longer be used for their
oppression Among other things theyw a'lt
tho Department of Agriculture repressnt
ed in tho Prcsidont's Cabinet, and so ex
piesscd themselves unanimously at the
last session of this body. They want the
tariff modified and justice done tho great
mass of consumers. They want tho in
ternal revenue laws repealed as inimical
in their operation to freo institutions, and
its thousands of officials and informers
dismissed from the public service. They
want a policy inaugurated in which
equal and exact justice is done to every
industry with no favoritism in legislation
or in the action of tho Government.
Tiios. J. HUDsOK,
President of the Farmers Congress.
Changing Crop Rotations.
men, who would use it as the means of
advancing their own selfish ends, then it
may Miller temporary depression and pos
sible failure in those places where it takes
this course; but the great principles up
on which it is founded cannot be killed,
and its sphere of usefulness is too great for
it to perish while faimers need and ap-
pit-uiuiu inu wutu iv wis none in tnc pai
and may perform'in the future. Patron,
in American Cultivator.
With most farmers the custom of their
neighborhood and tho force of sunound
ing circumstances too often determine
the rotation of crops adopted. Thus
methods arc practised and rotation adopt
ed year after year from force of habit
rather than from any good reason for tho
same. It is not an easy matter to get
out of the ruts into which farming has
been run, however plausible may appear
the advantages of a change. Only such
general failures of old methods as involvo
heavy losses will bring the majority of
fanners .to terms. It is undeniable, how
ever, that radical changes are now being
bi ought about by the more progessivo
faimers that must in many sections work
"a revolution in farm methods. Unex
pected difficulties are encountered in pas
sing along the well-worn ruts, and it has
become evident that if farming is to be
successfully followed it must bo by a
pretty general change of system. Farm
ers are subjected to sharper competition
than ever before. Only those who farm
best can survive the test. Eastern States
farmers especially must greatly increaso
the producthencss of their high-priced
lands if they would continue, to sell farm
products at a profit. Wo cannot add to
the price of our products, since they are
fixed hi' tho-e who are able to sell most
cheaply. Unless we can sell at their
prices we must give up profitable farm
ing. Tho radical mistake of old methods
was that thoy took too little account of
the manure made on the farm. They
exhausted fertility, while tho now meth
ods must increase it. Wo must keep
more stock, sell less grain and obtain tho
money lor living expenses and profits
from the sale of fruits, dairy and other
stock products, and from sales of stock
grown or at least fitted for market on tho
farm. We cannot do this by feeding cat
tle mainly on pastuie and hay. Farmers
have been carrying all they could on that
plan, with tho startlihg result that each
year showed a less proportion of stock of
all kinds, a greater aieaof tilled land and
a smaller aerage yield of crops. Utiles'
this result can be rcerbed it is only ques
tion of time, anil not of ery long time
either, when farming must be abandoned,
ous foods than to crow them. It only
needs a small addition of cotton-seed
meal or wheat bran to make corn fodder
in ensilago or otherw iso a perfect ration
for any animal. If this extra feed is
purchased there is all tho bettor assur
ance that not only is the available but
absolute fertility of the farm increased.
In any cent the progressive and intelli
gent farmer will purehaso enough phos
phate nd nitrogen in some form to re-
placo the gram sold from his farm.
With due forethought, however, there
need be no deficiency in ensilago s a
perfect ration. More clover should bo
grown and stored in the silo. It will be
a serious mistake if the greater product
iveness of corn fodder leads to tho neglect
of clover in this connection. Its tap
roots mellow- the soil to a greater depth
than any other crop, and in their decay
furnish an amount of plant food equal to
a heavy manuring. In any system of
rotation which the adoption of ensilago
involves, more clover rather than less
should be the rule. If we do not sow-
clover it will bo hard work increasing tho
fertility of Northern lands. The clover
may or may not bo put in the silo, as con
venience dictates but in some shape
clover should bo part of tho ration of all
stock, and on no account should it bo
sold from the farm where grown. Such
a policy was scarcely to be excused in
times when the maintenance of fertility
was much less important than it is now
known to be. Clover has never sold
at a price near its worth for feeding on
the farm, and though it probably draws
from the subsoil much of the mineral
matter it contains, vet it is necessary that
it be returned, or diminished fertility and
the failure of other crops will surely be
the result. Fortunately, on all, except
light sands, clover seed liberally sown will
make a good catch, even where the soil is
too poor for good hoed crop, and on the
spndy soils the ne of potash, which is a
comparatively cheap fertilizer, will gener
ally sccuio tho success of tho clover seed
ing. Exchange.
It UMtOAIM IV Jl'IIGA.
A few rmulllnr Frleudi Met With In a
Foreign Liml.
DraWs Travilcr'3 Ml;at!ne.
It was on the first train out of Joppi, and
the pilgrims had only just pulled the peas
out of their shoes when the fat Sheik turned
up.
"I say, dog of a conductor, why don't you
put the cow catcher on the rear end of this
train and keep the cows off?"
The other passengers roared, and the fat
Sheik shook bis sides and repeated his joke,
whereat tho passengers roared again, and a
woman of Samaria, who was going down to
havo her sandals half-soled and heeled, ob
served between her screams of merriment
that "it was pretty good."
"When I came up from Jerufahm,"
continued the fat Sheik, emboldened by
Ins fovmcr success, "I stopped at the res
taurant for dinner. What do you think they
had!"
All hands gave it up with suppressed en
thusiasm. "Boot leg for steak !" roared tho Sheik,
"and doughnuts made of rubber. And now
what do you think the pie was composed
of!"
The woman of Samaria crave it up. implor
ing the Sheik to bo merciful.
"Spider web, as liaru as iron, in the crust!
protested the fat Sheik, and tho yell of
laughter told him that he had made another
ten strike.
Abba Hossen approached the Sheik with all
the graity he could assume, and asked him
to let up. It was too much, he Biid, and bo
hoped the Sbeik would forbear being funny
any loDger.
" That's all right," persisted tho Sheik,
"but just as we rounded the shore of Gali
lee, the conductor noticed a tramp on the
train. He put him off at four stations, and
at the fifth, by the beard of my father, there
W8S the tramp again, Then the conductor
kicked him olf, and at the next station there
sat the tramp on the back platform of the last
car.' 'Where are you going!' asked tho con
ductor. 'I have kicked you o(T this train nine
times.' 'I'm going to Jorusalem if my pants
hold out!' replied the tramp."
Abba Hansen stroked his stomach and
yelled with delight, while the son of Samaria
remariceu 10 a prouigai son on nil way iiomn
that if the fat Sheik didn't stop before long,
she would have to ;et her corsets half soled
with her sandals.
It's a .oor generation that can't do some
thing for its ancestors, and as the world got
its enlightmcut from the holy land, so it pays
back in jokes as old as Christianity for the
steam travelers of tho day of civilization.
i'.: tiif. limes.
Maihino stitching is equally as fashioLable
for Knishing children's clothing as braid, and
is muc i more durable for school and general
wear.
The rich brocades and other dress fabrics
shown this sioon will bo made up either
plain, or iu combination with varii us ctlitr
materials.
Velvet n ill be fashionably combined iuto
fabrics of all kinds this season, and will be
exceptionally efhetive' in combination with
silk or cloth.
Ou hats inclining to the English walking
shape straps of velvet or Ottoman ribbon,
leather or kid, with tiny buckles of cut steel,
jet or burnished gilt aro much liked.
The new plaid thnnels make up beautifully
for blouse waists and overskirts with plain
cloth j irket aud lower skirt of a compliment
ary shade,
Scarf pins hao taken the place to a large
extent o' shirt studs, the fashionable high
buttoned vests aud coats prevontiog the f. inn
er expensive exhibition of shirt bosoms.
Jerseys are convenient just now to wear
over white or other cotton ureases in the
streets, as ladies Scarcely like to pait with
their ure.ty white and other thia toilets so
early in the season.
CvfTee coloied lace are likely to be the isgo.
the fashion having been set by the Princess of
Wales ou a l count publio occasion. Lace
points and shawls, it is saiJ, ate also coining
into fashion
Little cloth cap are among the reitming
he l gecr for small people, aui their con
struction is so easy, and the quantity of ma
terial needed so small that any mother who
can use a needle or a sewing machine can pro
duce them at a trifling expense.
A handsome cashmere dress in the now san
dal tint has the skirt made with a toft dra
pery across the front and kiltid back; polon
aise draped away from the front and bordered
with braided pattern. The same design fin
ishes tho front of tho waist, sleeves anu neck.
Novelties in hat racks are Japanese fans
bristling with brass pins and designed to hang
on the wall. Handsome hall chairs
have a framework of oak. studded with brnis
nails, and having a seat and back cf alligator
akin.
It would be scarcely possible just at pres
ent to say what will be the favorite stjle tho
coining Beason. Indeed, the taste in dress is
growing mire and more independent, and
many ladies seleet tho cobr and shape that is
beooming to them, regardless of what fashion
may dictate.
Bl-ick euipure lace over lavender sm ah sat
in makes a lovely evening toilet. The lace is
put on the lower skirt in three deep 11 .unccs,
iho ovei dress is draped to cover the top ol
tho upper flounce. The bodice is Marciurito
slupe, with elbow sleeves; tho waist and neck
finished with long loops and ends of lavonder
velvet ribboa.
OET UP CLUBi
rhllosuiiliy.
It sometimes seems as if it were worth
while to endure some privation or discomfort
or pain for tho sake of tho sense of icliof
when it is all past. You havo been swelter
ing through a number of days of extreme heat,
in which you have been tempted to think that
life is a sore burden. Then the weather
chances; the air is cool and clef, tnd your
spirits with a bound redound to the change in
the weather, me reiresmug cojnos is ap
preciated the more because of the discomfort
the heat has brought. Of courto one would
not delibetately seek privation that by and
by he may enjoy the sense of relief. There is
no value in selt-itflicted martyrdom in any
direction. The pain must come in the natural
order of thiugs for tho relief to bo enjoyed.
But it is one of the compausatijns of life that
wo can so greatly enjoy tho contrast that
oonu'8 wi.en troin danger wo emerge into
safety, from pain we come into a condition of
health, from doubt and uncertainty wo attain
to a realization of our hopes.
In a word, the work-of tho Order is not
to raise tho farmer lo any othtr spIiCroof
To the Farmers of the United States
Lmar, Mississippi, July 28, ISS.'I.
It is made my duty to inako known to
you the, object of the Farmers Congress
and to solicit tho earnest co-operation of
all Who till the soil. -
The first session of tho Congre-s was
held in October, 1881, at St. Louis. Tho
second session in the same city in Octo
ber, iu 1SS2, and the third session will be
held at Lousville, Ky., on the first Wed
nesday in December nest.
Tho aociation meets annually, and is
composed of one delegate from each Con
crressional district, one from each Terri
tory, anil one from each Stato Agricul-
These facts are the basis for'tho great
increase in the practice of soiling and the
introduction of the new methods of pre-
teivinggieen food for winter uso in silos.
It is iinnoitant that those practising tho
new methods should mako their cntiie
farm policy in harmony therewith. Soil
ing and ensilage belong with tho in ten
she stylo of farming, which crowds pio
duction so faras lxjFtible. It is tho policy
of heavy manuring, and as far as risible
tJiu retention on the larm ot the gram
that is grown upon it. Ka-torn lands
havo been exhausted by selling grain.
We doubt whether in a few years it will
bo considered a disadantago that tho
West can undersell us iu most kinds of
grain. Wo can grow coin, oats, barley
and wheat; but excepting the two last
all will lm fed upon tho farm and tho ma
nure returned. 1-or the barley and wheat
sold wo should aim to rettinua mnnurul
equivalent in commercial fertiliera or in
oil meal, wheat bran, or cotton-steel meal,
to be fed in coniunctionwith form grown
produce. It is a common objection to
Innail.ltrn lliftf llm nrm.a uliu-ti niY, ltirt-1
ttiral College. It is intended tobo u rep largely grown, because most productive,
rcientativo body of ''tile farmers of the do not in themselu-s constitute a erfcct
United States ' . feed. What if thev do not If fodder
Its object u to bring tho farmers from corn supplied tfie nitrogenous and bone
all sections of tho country in It common
council, that they may determine as to
tho best pOlicj1 to protect and 'advance
their interests, -ihe,nccessity o,a union
life, which mavl. hr ha been. consider- of American farmer. has long.ijecu. felt,
ed more ejevateil to.thatof tho tiller of and the future of U1I4 organization 1
forming material in feeding it, we should
only bo returning to tho soil that which'
wo hae first taken from it. .Wherever
the increase of soil fertility is ono of the
chief objects in farming it is better ulid
cheaper, to buy phaphatlc and nitrogen- J
Look Duller the Hid.
Men hate the habit of ridiculing women
because they look.under the bed every night
before retiring for the undesirable burgUr.
It is wront'. This simple act ou the part of
our wives, tistcrs and mothers, in ooking for
that which they do not want to and, is, in
most cases a harmless otic, and is not de
serving of ensure. Sum.times they find
something between the slats and tho floor
bigger than a bedbu and more dangerous
tuan a cobw b. This was tho experience of a
woman in Georgia, who, while taking lier ac
customed peep, due ivcied two colored men
stowid away iu that ntihborhood. Of
course she wis not frightened, but she win
so mad that the stirred up the whole village
with her (creams, and the burglnrs, becoming
alarmed, jumped out of a three-story win
dow, and, falling on a policeman who was
sleeping in the doorway below, broke his
neck, thereby cauaiu-' a vacancy in the corns
If this lady hid not kept up the timc-hoa-ored
custom of looking under tho bed, there
is no tellinir what crimes rmi'lit navs been
committed in that house by the two men who
were on duty while the polisu slept. By all
means let the women look under the beJ, arid
those who are near-n;hte 1 should bo fur
tiUbed uith opera-glasses by the rnunlcipil
government, aud thus be able to detect
crime luikuu m low pUcts.
Wlit-r nil" lm!tl.
Teiu ell m
Little Johnny Verger lias caused a breach
between Gns do Smith, an Auttir societygen
leman, and tho Yerger family, Gus called to
make a friendly vmt after supper, he having
prcvisutly informed Colonel Verger of the
intended honor. The v, hol family and Gus
were in the parlor, when Johnny riviud the
attention of all present by aakUg Gus de
Smiths
" Hve you brought your gimlet with you!
" Huib, Johnny, " said Mrs. Verger.
"Go to bed, sir, "remarke Col. Verg-r.
" What you mean !'"asked Gus.
"I don't mei'n nuflui'; except 1 heard pa
say jou Here corning up this evening to rore
us an.
The hurt or Job He Is.
George 1'cck, who bas two or three boils
more than he wants about his percon, has
made an excursion to Niagara Falls for the
benefit of his system, and writes thus from
New York to his "Bad Boy" at boms- "When
you so lovingly tied that last Ihxseed poul
tice on my good right hand, and told mo the
incipient boils would not amount to anything,
and that I would wake up at Niagara Falls
Sunday morning and find that the boili were
gone, and when yju told me I would have a
high old time on the trip East, you lied, and
you know you lied. When a man falls heir
to a series 01 nous, ne does not nave a hiiih
old time, and they do not go way quick They
stay by a fellow until he hates himself and
.ota 1 f other people. In tho still watihcs ol
tho night, when the latter day Job should
be asleep, the boil hits the window (ill, or the
edge of the sleeping car berth, and tho owner
of tho bi il feels like swearing at I'ullman for
not haviuu berths padded lor boil patients.
Job might havo been a very patient man, but
he had to lie. It he nad gone staring around
iu that early day, ou account of his boilK, and
said things, sucn as ho patient sons-of-guns of
the present day say, ho would nave lost m
reputation. His neighbors would have lis
tcucd to his emphatic; language, shook their
heads and saidi "Bless inc. ho tillis like a
Chicago alderman I" Job Has all right be
cause It was fashionable to be patient,, and
there were few people, where ho had his boil
orchard, to run against him and hit a boil
with their elbows. Bat suppose Job Was lo
go through Chicago with these boils and have
to get his baguage checked, with poultices all
over him, and a drummer fur a hardware
houte should hit him on lit ) uist bon with a
to hundred pound valisu loaded with haid
ware? I don t oiru if Job was a profu.u.or of
eleven dillerunt kinds of revealed rcligiju he
would get hot and he would knock that
drummer through an iron fence and Halk ou
him. That's thu kind of a Job I am, anyway,"
in: litis hi ou.
Hie
IwiiriMfcluiift of .loin ihiIM
fUn Kr4t.tvcj Oironlc't
E.I ward King, of tho Boston Journal and
H. D. Lloyd ofthe Ch.cago Tribune, two of
the distieguiahed recent guests of President
Villinl tf the Northern 1'acifio Railroad Cum
pany, were out riding yests day iu Gulden
Gate Park and on the road to t.ioClilf ltous.'.
The gentlemen ou returning met Hitii a
Chronicle reporter in the 1'alaco ll-jtol and
Here atkid how they hid enjoyed their trip
aud what were their impressions of Gdifbruu
and the country of tho North h est.
"We've been entertained in excellent style,"
waa tho reply, "aod aro strongly imprua d
with tho pio.pcrty aud enterprise of thu l'a
ciliccoatt. The Northern I'c-ilic is a well
built rad and its completion will tend to ad
vance the interest of Sail Franclico, beiidcs
developing the country tluough which it
ruttea. It is also likely to make the direc
tors of the Cent HI l'ac-ific and the Southern
lV-ifio rather m ro civil Iu their intercourse
with the publio."
It lias been said that it costs notnu0' to say
a irood word for another, but when ouu mua.
lie to do it the .lord jeemi rather expo .lve,
1'icajune.
The Fahmku is making an eflort to nlist
in its behalf all tho reading and thinking
jiortion of tho farmers of the North West
Subscription has been reduced as low
as w e dare venture in the belief that w c can
double our lit of paying subscribers and
greatly incieaso its influence and popu
larity. The F'ArtMEU is closing its fiftpcn year
of publication. It is no new cntiue, no
uncertain thing, but well founded and
ably conducted.
Any single subscriber can remit $2 00
and receive ho Fakmku ono year from
date of payment.
Those who write and ncnd in a club of
five, all paying at once, can havo thf
Fakmeu one year for $1.75 each.
Old friends of tho Faiimer can easily
secure among their neighbors five or ten
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$1.G0 per year.
We hope that many will get up clubs
and vindicate our faith in their good will
towards their old timo friend,
The Willamette Fakmek.
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ligious worker among railroad men, has sent
out a circular asking for $18,000 with which
to build and equip a mission car for use in
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A Boston woman rcmaikcd that greater
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