WILLAMETTE AEMEB: PORTLAND, OREGON, JULY 13, 1S83.
jRtrriil itcrnfur
IN THE CATACOMBS.
DV It. It. BALLARD.
Never lived Yankio yet,
But was ready to liet
On the U. S. A.
1 you speik of Italj 's sunny clime,
"Maine kin beat it, every time 1"
Ii you tell of Etna's fount of fire,
You route his ire.
In an injuied way
He'll probably ay,
"I' don't think much of a smokiii' hill,
We've got a moderate little rill
Kin make yer old rolcaner still;
Pour old Niagary don the crater,
'N'l guess 'twill cool her fiery na'.u-."
Yonhava doubtless heard of those o-ieientlke,
Manufactured for a prize;
The roputation nf each rose higher,
At he proved himself the bigger liar.
Said an Englishman "Only 'tothcr day,
Bal inc from Dover to Calai',
I saw a man without float or oar,
Swimming across from the Knglish shore,
Manfully breasting tlio angry sea "
'Fritnd," said the Yankee, "that was mo 1"
Mindful of all these thrice-told taltr,
Whenever a Yankieto Europe aails,
The boys try every sort of plan
To route his astonishment, if they can.
Sam Brown wan a fellow from way down East,
Who never was "staggered" in tho least.
No tale of marvellous beast or bird,
Could match the stories ho had heard.
No curious place or wondrous view
"Wfti ekil to I'odunk. I tell yu."
They showed him a room whero a queen had
sbp':
Twan't "Unto the tavern daddy kept."
They showed him Lucerne. Hut he had drunk
rom tho ueautilul MollichunkamuiiK.
They took him at last to ancient itomc,
And inveigled him into a catacomb.
Here they plied him with draughts of wine,
(Though he vowed old cider was twice as fine),
Till the fumes of Kulernian filled his head,
And he slept as sound as tno silent dead.
They removed a mummy to make him room,
And laid him at length in the rocky tomb.
They piled old skeletons round the stone,
Set a "dip" in a candlestick of bone,
And loft liim to slumber thero alone,
Then watched from a distance the taper's
gleam,
Waiting to jeer at his frightened scream,
When he should aako from his drunken
dream.
After a time the Yankeo woko,
But instantly saw throutrh the flimsy joke ;
So novir a cry or a shout lie uttered,
But solemnly rose uinl Blowly muttered,
"I see how it is; it's the judgment day,
We've all been dead and stowed nway;
All these atone furrcncrssletpiu' yet,
An' I'm tho fust one up, oii bit I
Can't none o' jou Romans start, I vtoidor?
United States is ahead, by thunder "
L
Why Mrs. Krummpanne Didn't Go
to See Em line.
IIV IIMJ.N r. CI.AIIK.
Mr. and Mrn. Kriniiiiip.itiiH' wcio get
ting rc.itly for n journuy. Tlii'y noio
goiiiKlo i-i t their only daughter, Kniinc
lino Cecili, who win m.iriii'il to a Iniclc
layer mid lived in OliiniRO
It had been a long time hcfoio .Mix
Krumtnpunuu conlil liniKo iii liri niind
to K at all. Iwiuucline Cu'ilm kept
Writing, and writing, anil witinj; At
last, one day, Mr. Krninnip.inne took oil'
his epeetacleM.eleaiiedtliciii, put them on
again and looked at Ins wife with aipieer
mile.
"I don't wo howwoeun get out of it,
Jcmlnia," miiil he. "Then) U nnthiiig to
hinder us from going, if i on would only
think so."
"Wo can't get Kni'lino out of the
notion, it deems," answered Mm. ICiiiiiiin
pnnne, who was 'Vetting up" the s-titfliow
torn new blocking
"She'rt alwajs been a good dixughtoi,
JSin'liiui has," continued Mr Kinnnn
pnnne, musingly, us he whittled at a
Stick in onler to keeji up his courage,
"and 1 don't net) why wo can't hunioi hei
thin once."
"This once, Aiiriuli rCrunitiipiiinc' I
should ju-t liko to know if you haven't
boon humming hei all her life' It wems
to me that you might whittle into the
Conl IuhI, if you must whittle at all,
Aiaiiali, iiihtead of all over my clear
floor."
Amriuh meekly got tho dust pan and
turkey-wing, and nwept up Inn whittling
In rising ho btriick his hald (-Mil against
Olio of the four little iiou cheiuhs that
liungfiiini the corners of tlici-tnn The
pain made hill) euvuto a Mibdued nr
uunce, hut his mental p(fwor weie
rtuickeiKsl, and a new motive foi .Mi,
Krummpnune's i!.it to Kiu'lliio ciiino
into his head.
"1 should think, .Iciiiima, jou'd want
to eo I'.m'line's luhj.so thei'v1" and he
gave a soft chuckle
Mrs, Krummpiune showisl some signs
of relenting.
"If I was only sum that nothing would
occur while wo were gone," she slid,
scratching tho side of her noe with a
knitting needle "If I knew the pitkles
Wouldn't spoil, nor the gnipo-lmtter
'work,' nor tho spigot of the inegar bar
rel lly out, nor the soot fall down the
fitting-room cliiinnej onto my new rug
cnriet, nor a stnuige cat fett'h n set. of
kittens into the hoiiso through the cell.ir,
nora hail storm biiak any of the garret
windows, nor "
Mr. K'riiiiunp.inne hastily put on his
lint nuil went out to the wood-shed to split
kindlings.
Mrs. Knimmpauue went on knitting,
and thinking of Kmmchue's letter One
pass igo kept coming to her mind iou
tinu ily
"Our dear little 'Minn grows sweeter
everyday irhc worried oer her teeth
(Considerably, however, and the doeloi is
afraid she will have pirns-ins when her
double teeth come through.'
Mrs. Kriiimnpaniic pondered: If Em
line's babv should have spawns Eni'linc
would bo suro to gie it somo wrong stuff
orothcr; and she didn't know but that it
was her duty, as a grandmother, to go
out to Chicago, after all, and superintend
tl lose double teeth. To bo mire she had
never had any children hut Em'line, but
she had doctored nearly a dozen of tho
neighbors' children through measles,
whooping-cough and chicken-pox; and
had once l.mccd Mis. Timothy Guntcr's
baby's gums with her scissors with highly
satisfactory results, if she couldn't carry
Em'line's baby through, sho should like
to know who could.
That settled it. The house might
burn down, oi everything bo earned oft"
by burg!. us while they wele gone but it
was her duly to go, therefore, go fchc
-liould.
When Mr. Krutnmpnunc came in to
tea, his wife Mined the sugar into her
cup with a Ion:, and Imttrinl .luougiinut
in a fit of absent-mindedness.
"Why, .Jemima!" said Mr. Krumm
panne. Mrs. Krummpanne blushed and
laughed neivously. It was not often that
ii ii one caught her napping.
"J was thinking of something eNe'flic
said.
Supper was nearly over when Mrs.
Krummpanne cleared her throat and
began :
"When do von think we had better
stait?"
"Start? Where?" said Aariah.
"Out to Em'line's. I suppose it is oui
duty logo, as long as the baby is getting
its teeth so haul.
"Uuirah! Jemima! shouted Mr.
Krttninipanue, and he danced around to
his wife's chair, in order to e.xprcos his
delight.
"Aaii.ih! I'm ashamed of on," said
Mis. Krummpanne, icpiovingly. The
sooner we go the better if ion aie going
to ii( t in that way!
Mrs. Krummp.inno cleaned the houo
f i om gauel to cellar, looked over all her
sautes, pickles and jellies, ailed all the
bedding, clothing and caipets, to get rid
of possible moths, and polished tho stoves
until they lelleeted Aaii.ih and heisclf
at iiinuiiieiable points. "If buiglais do
get in they shan't say that I'm u slack
housekeeper an. way. I can't abide shift
lessness'" she exclaimed, as she rubbed
and SLiubbed.
She collected the old linen into a
thick loll and p.ickulitin hei tiunk,
"Koi," said she, "if Eni'line's husband
should spill a hod of biieks on himself,
and he biought homo wounded, Km'lino
will he sine not to have a sciap of old
linen in the house"
The. eventful day dawned. Aaiiah was
full of delight, though his new collar
did seiatch his iiL(k, and Jemima made
him black his boots ovci again. They
sallied f ot Ih vvitli bandbox, bundles and
umhielU; the ti mile had been sent to the
station hefoio da light, and Ml. Kiumin-
panne locked the door and hid the key
under a Hat stone. "Jf we take it witli us
Hm'lino's babv wil' bo sine to tiy and
swallow it, and choko to death on it,"
said Mis Kiummpanue.
I hey reached tho gulden gate.
"A.tiiah," said Mrs Kiununp.ine, "I
foigot to scald out tho dippei when I
wiped the dishes'"
"Oh I nonesoiise, Jemima ! Como along.
We'll miss tho tiain "
Aiuiah Kiummpanne! Do jou sup
pose th it I'm going to Chicago on a si
weeks' visit without scalding in dippei'"
I know how I was biought up" And she
went back to the ilat stone to get the
dooi kev.
Koitnuatelv, some hot water lciniiined
in the tea-kettle, so she was saved fiom
lighting a fiesh the She scalded the dip
pei mid hung it up, but in her hiury she
broke down the nail She stood on a
wooden stool to reach a higher one 1 he
whistle of tho tiain staitled her, and the
stool slipped avvav ; then Mis, ICiuinni-
panno fell to the lloor, with one foot
doubled iiudei hei
"Aari.di' ,i ii .ih'" she wailed,
and Mr. Kimiimpaiiue, iiishiug in, found
hei with a spiamed ankle, which laid her
up for n mouth nil if Km'liue hadn't
come home foi Thanksgiving. Mis.
ICiummpaiio wouldn't have seen the
babv to this dav Hut tho dippei was
scalded.
The Utilization or Smoke
Acompiii at Elk Uapids, Mich , which
manufactures lifty tons of ciuuvo.il mm
a dav, formcily allowed tho smoke inado
binning tho coal to go to waste. Now
tho sinokoas it is foimed isdeliveied into
stills eh.irgisl with lime and siuroundod
by cold water, tho result of tho condensa
tion Ix'ing, first, iu elate of luno, second,
alcohol; third, t.u ; the fouith put pro
duces gas, which is consumed mulct the
Kiilers A thousand oord of wood me
converted into charcoal daily, uolding
2,M0,U00 cubic foot of smoke, from which
are obtained 12,000 hhuu1- of acetate of
lime, '2(H) gallons of alcohol, mid l!,
pounds of tar. The alcohol has been con
tracted to a linn in llulliilo, N. Y., the
Tnnlo lteievr sa.vs, for live ve.us, they
ftu lushing tho lockages and iivciviug it
at tho works at SO tents per gallon
Tho giiscs usuall wasted when mm is
produced with stone coal or coke are now,
in somo Kut)tcau establishments, nude
to give up tho tar, ammonia, etc, which
thev contain Kngmeciiug reports that
this is oll'octod at the (iartshciue works
without distiiihmg the smelting process
and without m.itciiill lessening the value
of the gs for heating K)iler and simi
lar work A similar prongs h.i latclv
Ihvii inlnxlmvd iu thecokotradeof South
Diiiham, and at mine of the coking col
lieries of 1'iauiv, tho wato gases Uuig
Ums.1 in tho production of commercial
ammonia, Scientific American
Tho enormous sum of S'.'O'J.OOOOOO is
iuvcstod iu tho submarine cables of tho
world, simiHivd to aggregate 01.000 niiloa
in length.
An Inquiring Hind.
A prototype of the famous Mulklittle
boy, J. Arkamnw, lives hero in Duluth.
After returning from cliurch last Sunday
he sat in a ery thoughtful attitude for a
whilo and then said :
"I'a, didn't the preacher say that he
that belie veth shall bo saved, and he that
hulicvetli not shall bo damned?"
"Yes, my son,"
"Wasn't it swearing fur 'im to say so?"
"Oh no!"
"Why wasn't it?"
"Ilecauso the word used in that con
nection is not to be regarded as pro 'a 12."
"If I was to say that you would bo
damned if you didn't believe, would it be
swearin'?"
"Not at all but don't ask so many
questions."
"Would it lie sweann n Id say damn
jou if you don't
"J hero, there, my son, you arc carry-
it too far. Ise quiet now, for heavens
sake!"
"Will mairufia be damned if she
believe?"
"Certainly."
"And me too?"
"Of course."
"And the dog, too?"
"Oh, for goodness sake, hush!
don't
You
drive mo cray."
'Say, pa, would Jack, the cray man,
be damned if he didn't believe?"
"Yes I yes! cs! es! cs! Now hush!"
"Then he'd lie like Oscai Wilde,
wouldn't he?"
"No, he wouldn't."
"Yes, ho would."
"Ho would not; and now if you don't
dry up I'll thrash ou!"
"Hut he would, p.i."
"How would he?"
"Why, didn't I hear ou say that Oscar
Wilde was a damned idiot, and if cray
Jack was to lie
Hut befoie ho could conclude the sen
tence a concussion remote fiom his talk
ing machine claimed his immediate at
tention. Dairy Farming.
Of tho three branches of dairy farming
buttor making engages the attention of ;
tho largest number, and is the only one
open to farmers. It is quite possible for
the owner of half a doen cows to
MUI.U 11 UlUll I'unw li" ..l.i .Ji twill l
this of as good quality, as can the mana
ger of the best and laigest factories. In
most villages or towns theio is a limited
demand for really choice butter at good
prices. We have known cases in which
small butter dairies wcio made vciy piof-
itablo, when they formed a pait of a gen-
ci.d system of fanning. On the other
hand, few branches ol larming aie more
uiisatisfactoiy than is butter l.iising as
carried on on the majority of faims.
Most of tho butter iu such cases is made
in tho summer niont s, when prices aie
lowest, and all bands on the f.uui aiomost
busy. Whether good 01 bad the butter is
tiadcd at tho stoio for gioceries. Vast
quantities of butter do not bung the
makers nioio than liom ten to twelve
tents a pound.
Oncgieat advantage of butter making
over cithei of the other blanches is that
the skimmed milk is let.iincd at home.
By one of almost any of the plans for
dtepsettingof the milk, thoueam can be
skunmed oH'and the milk fed while it is
.vet sweet. Tho value of this puio, sweet
feed either for t.ilves 01 hogs is much
undoiestimatcd.
Koi many faimeis cithei a cheese 01
buttci factoi is out of tlte question, and
home buttci making is tho only icsoit,
unless milk selling for l.ugo cities or for
neighboring villages or towns bo practica
ble. With the growth of gie.it cities the
demand for this aiticle rapidly tncieascs.
I'm fanners ne.u i.iilw.iv stations within
fortv oi lift v miles of a great city
UK re IS
often no nioio pinlitablo way of disposing
of milk than selling it fur the city ti.'de.
I'snally this involves an uncoinfoitably
e.uly morning dehvei Especially in
winter or with bad road-, this is a serious
objection
The business of a local milk supply
dealer is a haul one, but is often quite
luei.itive. It is a pott letail trade, in
volving hard lalnir, travel early or late m
bad weather as well as good; some bad
dibts will Im made; an quantity of un
pleasant criticism will be received. If one
is willing to meet those things a huge
percentage of profit is vciy often re
ceived. The Reporter at tli-j Caurcli Supper
" Who is that angry-looking man? "
"That, my son, is a rooiter."
" Do reporters alwajslook mad?"
"Not alvvavs."
"What ails that one''"
" 1 lo has been to a church supper."
"Wasn't he invited? '
' Oh, cs 1'ivo of the prettiest girls in
the puisli urged him to go."
" 1 should think he would have liked
that "
"lie did And each of these girl?
wanted lum to give 'my table a special
mention '"
" Did ho get any supper"
"Of course ho did, he bought a five
cent sandwich for a quarter mid ate it
aftei the rest got through "
Whero is he going now "
' He is going to the olhee to write that
the parish church supper last night was a
mtvst a liveable success Tho lovely fate
of tho fair maidens iu attendance on the
tables w civ onl rivaled by tho charming
liberality with which they dipeneil the
finest of" viands."
" Are reporters over sareatio? "
"No, my son, never." New Orleans
Democrat.
Clover hay, iu 1,000 )urts, contains SIO
pounds dry matter, which contains '2'.
pounds nitrogen, ltl.'i pound? potash ami
0.0 pounds phosphoric acid,
totL
BEES IN OKtdON.
Complai.vt is made that bees are not
doing well this' year, and the honey crop
will bo short. It is said that white clover
was killed by the winter, and this causes
a scarcity of provender for the bees.
Whether this is mciely true of some local
ities or of all Western Oiegon wo do not
know, but it seems certain that the late
winter caused a scries of disasters, and
farmers will long have cause to remember
it. The leaden skies continue, without
any pro-pect of rain soon, and the time is
almost gone by when rain can bring help
to grain fields or gardens. The Hillsboro
Independent says :
Mr. A. H. Garrison cut a bee-tree near
Hillsboio lately, and although tho colony
was a large one, he found scaicely any
honey. Wo had noticed several weeks
ago that our own bees had killed off the
diones and dragged them out ol tho hive
before they had hatched, and couldn't ac
count for it, and the season is said to be
the scarcity of honey food for bees. A
large apiarist near Portland informed an
Oregonian reporter that the honey yield
near Portland will bo veiy small. The
white clover, which Usually furnishes an
abundant yield of honey, was nearly all
killed last Winter; and the weather also
being cool has not brought out the nectar
m such other lloweis as have put loith.
Two weeks ago the bees commenced kill
ing off tho diones, which is never done
until late in the fall, after the honey sea
son is over and the bees have commenced
uncapping the (hone cells and to drag
out of the cells the unhatched diones,
which shows that the workers are econo
mizing to save stores to cairy them
tlnough the winter.
A friend at Salem who visited Mr. Sei
dell Biooks' bee faun in the foot hills on
Silver cicek.tlnce miles above the falls, in
Marion county, says that out of 300
stands Mr. Brooks had only forty remain
ing ; the lest died in tho winter, and those
remaining had to bo fed, as they had not
strength to foi age for food. It is probable
th it he took too much honey fiom them.
ll...t lin cn,a flwi nfl.l l ,,n 1 lwi,' 1 ,1 A,w!l i n a
I injurious to the plants common to that
region that usually piovides tho bees with
honey. That is in the famous "honey
belt," of which so much has been told in
the past. The plants piobably bloomed
in Maich, and the cold lains of April
acted on them unfavorably.
About Handling Bees.
Tho Indiana Fanner says that the
great danger of being stung deters many
a ono fiom the pleasiuo and piolit of bee
keeping, and while it is impossible to
aveit all stings, the danger fiom this
soiuce is eiy much magnified. Bees
seldom sting except in defense of their
rights and homes. They aie not unlike
the human race; at times they miscon
stiuo intentions, jet their attacks are
alw.rjs tiaccablo to a inestimable cause at
ler.st. Tho fust object, then, is to study
theii natiuc. With this knowledge they
may bo handled without much danger of
being stung. A boo vvitli honey seldom
stings without gie.it agitation. Beginneis
should cover their faces until theyacquiie
confidence in themselves This is easily
done by a light bobinet veil made to
cov ci the face and tucked in under the
clothes mound tho neck. Gentleness
and fiimnes aie necessary qualities in
li imllimr li.tns ssllfliliill 1.11.1 mill ulliplr
,,.,;... ,,w,t!rtt si i u till ln ild In 11 pi I .iridiMl
..s..,v ....... v.. ..- w ., ..
as possioie. i lining a good honey now
there i scarcely any danger of being
stung, with anything like fair treatment
for the bees. With not much honey com
ing iu, they aie much moie liable to resist
inteifeionco. By tho judicious use of
smoke they may bo managed without
niuch trouble, and whilo it is not neces
sary to icsort to this under all circum
stances, it is best to have tho smoke ready
so that it can be used if tho occasion re
quires it. The eoustiuction of hives, too,
has much to do with the handling of
bees. Tho frames should be hung so that
they maybe taken out without first hav
ing to piy them looc, fortheie is nothing
that aioii-cs their anger sooner than till
sudden jar and breaking loose of a fi.imc.
Wheio tho frames must lie pried loose
ono should have a strong bladed knife, or
small screw timer. Vrj the frames loose,
one at a time eiy gently, loosening all of
them before loniining any. In fact any
thing nlwut a hive tli.it must lie pried
loose should always Ih) manipulated very
oautiousl-.
It is the instinct of bees to fill them
solv es w ith honey w hen de-turbod Smoke
soonis to do this more thoroughry, with
less danger of angering them, than .iivy
thing else. But sinoko has no elleot on the
liees only as it causes them to fill with
honey This is tho object of its ue, and
it is lieuetiei.il in no other manner, unless
it le siniply to drive them out of thoway
They seem to fear the moke and otl'er
less resistance to it, although if given too
much it may nuke them very angry
1'ivpiratory to opening a hive smoke
should lo blown into tho entrance, not
too much at once; better two light do-os,
at short intervals
After tho Kvs have had time to fill
themselves, remove the cover, mis gently
one coiner of the cloth over tho frames, or
whatever they may l-e covered with. If
thoj show resistance give them some
more sinoko at this stage, and with very
few ewojitioiis the submit to am thing
iu reason ; but Ivar iu mind the mashing
of a lieo or letting fall a comb, or any ac
cident of a similar nature causes thc'ni to
strike for libert or death
m $
A Large Turtle.
Capt. Augustus G. Hall and the crew of
the schooner Annie L. Hall vouch for the
follow ing : On March 30th, while on the
Grand Bank, in latitude -10 deg. 10 mill ,
longitude 3IJ deg., they discovered an im
mense live trunk turtle, which vvos at
first thought to be a vessel bottom up.
The schooner passed within twenty-five
feet of the monster,, and those on hoard
had ample time to estimate its dimen
sions by a eonipiiison vvitli the length of
the schooner. The tin tie was at least
40 feet long, 30 feet wide and 30 feet from
the apex of the back to the bottom of the
ut.der shell. The flippers were twenty feet
long. It was not i.ecnicd advisable to
attempt its capture.
Moie farm machinery is injured by
needless exposure to weather than by use.
A machine that will last ten j-ears with
careful housing will be ruined in three
seasons if left out during the winter sea
son. A eoat of paint, fust well oiling the
woodwork, will greatly add to the duia
hility of fium implements. Every farmer
should procure some paint, and learn to
Use the brush during leisuie horn's. This
is especially impoitant in the ease of wag
ons, which need lepainting, at least so Ut
as tho wheels aieconeeincd, every spring.
The paint from wheels is rapidly worn off
by ice, snow and mud in winter.
Itemeniber Thta.
If ou are stck, Hop Mtters will surely aid Nature in
making J ou v, ell w hen all else falls.
If j ou are costit e or d) upeptic, or are suffering from
any other of the numeoous diseases of the stomach or
bowels, it is jour own fault l( jou remain 111, for Hep
Bitters are a sovereign remedy in all such complaints.
If jou are wastimr away with any form of Kidney
disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn tor
a cure to Hop CitUrs.
If you aro sick with that terrible sickness Nervous
ness, you will rind a ''Balm in Gilcad" in the use of
Hon Bitters.
If ou are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic
district, barricade j our sj stem agnlnst the scourge of
hll countrits malarial, epidemic, bilious, and Intermit
tent fe crs bj Ihe use of II' p Bitters.
11 y ou ha e rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath,
pains and aches, ana feel miserable generallj. Hop Bit
ters will ghe jou fair skin, rich blood, and sweetest
breath, health, and comfort.
In short thej cure all Diseases of tno stomach,
Bowels, Blood, Liter, Nerves, Kldntjs, Briht's Disease.
SoOO will be paid for a case they will not cure help
That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sUtcr, mother, or
auhter, can be made the pielu e of health, by a few
ottlcsof Hop Hitters, costing but u trirle. Will jou.
Harness should never be kept in the
stable whoic maniue is constantly gener
ating huge quantities of ammonia. This
ammonia is l.ipidly absoibed by the
leather, and tho efiect upon tho leather is
about the same as would icstilt from s.tt
mating it with stiong he. Ina woul am
monia lots leather, and hence keeping
harness in the stable is sine to loitilt in
its damage moie or less.
Skinny Mm,
"Wells Health Renew er" restores hcaltn and vigor,
cures DjspepbU, Iiuiote ce, Sexual Debility SI.
TUTTS
PILLS
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPID LIVER.
Loss of Appetite. Bowels costive. Fain In
the Head, with a dull aensntion in the
back pait. Fain under the Shoulder
blade, fullness after eating, with a disin
clination to exertion of body or mind,
Irritability of terapui. Low spirits, with
a feeling of having neglected some duty,
Weariness, Dizziness, I'luttenng at the
Heart, Dots befoi e tho eyes, Yellow Skin,
Headache generally over the right eye,
Hestlessness, with fitful dreams, highly
colored Urine, and
CONSTIPATION.
TTJTT'S r ILLS nre especially adapted to
suchcasps, o'te ilose effects such a change
of feellnc; ns to imtonisH the sufferer.
They Inrreuoe tbt Appetite, and cause the
body to lake on Flfssli, thus the system Is
nourished, and by their Tonle Actlou on the
UlirestlTe Ortraii, Hca-ular SlooU are pro
duced. 1'rlce IS cent-i. 05 Murray HU, X. Y.
TUTT'S HAIR DYE.
Gbat Hair on Whiskers changed ton Glossy
Black by a single application of mis Dvt. Itlnv
pans a natural color, acts Instantaneously. Sold
by Druggists, or sent by express on receipt of tl.
OFFICE. 33 Hl'KBlT ST., MEW YORK.
(Dr. TTTTS M1KCAL ,1 Tsloablr lo'orBllloa ud
CM fciolik wlllba aallrd 1HIE o ppllutiub
Stock Breeders' Directory.
&T Under this headue will publish small adver
tlseait.au, like the following, for 3 per ear. Larger
adtertUeiuenU will be churned in proportion.
WM. KOSS,
BUEKDER OP SPANISH or AMEHICAN MERINO
bhiep, Pilot Kock, Umatilla count), Oregon,
end fo circulars and descriptions of sheep. jlypd
JOHN M1NTO,
BREEDER OF MERINO SHEEP,
Salem, Marion County, Oregon.
DAVID GUTHEIE,
B
REEDER OF LONO-WOOL and SPANISH HE
rinoaheep. lUlus Polk County, Oregon.
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF
CONSTIPATION.
No other disease la bo pre Talent In this ooan-
itry as Constipation, and no remedy has over
eqaauea tno ceieoracea JUdnoj.wort as a
krure. Whatever tho cause, hore7erottiuate
ue cose, uus remedy win overcome it.
BII CTfi TIU3 distroi- tur com-
BJ IIvIhWI Dlaint Is -ve-r-v atit .- K
oomplieatedwithoonstlpaticn, Kldney-Wcrt
strengthen the weakened parts and quickly
cure all kinds ol Pilee even when physician
iaiu uiruiuucv luigurjigrouueg,
nr.n yomiavo iner or these trouble
PRICtgl.lUSE I Druc&lsts Sell
DK. WI1IIYCOMBE, Y. S.
rTJtixSn YSUHGEOX,
forllanil, Oregon.
Write Prescriptions 'or Dutasesot all class, ot stock
rice, II lor eco prescription written. SUte tj-mp
touuand tf ol anlnu'i u near as passible.
umrr C P Bacon's Blaclhatk Sublet, Sj Secooo
St, beL SurkanJOak.
HrMcire-Cor Thtrtnth and Tajlot Sta.
"Ilurhuiultu"
Quirt, ccniplcte cure a! annojrtnj Kidney, B'adJtr
auu vi.u.; ., V4 fUll.
WdSWOMAN CAnVTHEACTH OF WONWft
SVWPATHI2EWnW" THE HOPE oW
W0MAN.THE RACEM
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LYDIA E. PIlMKHAM'g
VE&ETABLB COMPOITND.
A Sue Cure for all FEMALE WEAK-
NESSES, Including IiCacorrhaisi, Ir.
retnlsr nnd Fainfal llIcnstrnaiioD,
Inflammsitlori and Ulceration of
the Wombs Flooding, PICO
LArSCS CTEIU, &e.
ET'Fleasant to the taste, eracacious and immediate
In Its effect. It Is a great help In pregnane j, and n-
lieres pain durlnff labor and at regular periods.
riiTsicu-vsrsirr xsDritESCiuii it max,
C7Fob aLLWBakimsis of the generative organ,
ot either sex, it Is second to no remedy that has CTer
been before the public l and for all diseases of th
KrDHXTl It it the Creoles! Btmtdy in the irorM.
2TKIDNET CO.IIPI.AIJJTS of Either Bex
Find Great Relief In Its Use.
LYDIA E.PnfKTJAM'8 BLOOD PUU1F1EU
will eradicate every restlge of Humors from the
lllood, at the same tune wUlgire tone and strength to
the system. As marvellous In results as the Compound.
rj-Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are pre
pared at 233 and 833 Western Avenue, Lynn, Vase.
Fricoot either, 1. Six bottles forts. The Compound
Is sent by mail In the form of pills, or of lotenges, on
receipt of price, 1 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkham
freely answers all letter, of Inquiry. Enclose 3 cent
stamp. Send for pamphlet. Jtotffon this Paptr.
rfrLTDuF. PmHiir'sLmBPnx, cure Constlpa.
tlon. Liliousnesa and lorpidlt j of the liver. 25 cents.
XirSold by all DraTrlt.-t
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FARMER'S EXCHANGE I
All Sorts of Merchandise Exchanged forfl
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Pry Goods, Groceries. Hardware, Crockery, Boots and
Shoes, Hats and Caps.
Everythlm?a Farmer wantstorsale, Everything a Far
mer raises wanted.
S. HERMAN,
Corner Hfullftoii and First Streets Portland
Opposite Segman, Sabln & Co's Agricultural Ware
house oct2S-t
DRS. A. S. & Z, B. NICHOLS,
Homeopathic Physicians and
Surgeons.
Kooms 59, 60, 01 a Union Block, Portland, O
Slieclnlllei,
Dr Z, B. N. Diseases o( omen.
DR. A. S. N. Diseases of E) e, Ear and Throat.
USE EOSE PILLS.
E. O. SMITH,
OFFICE: No. 167 First Street, beWeen Mor
Jrlson and Yamhill, Portland, Qregoi
ItlSINLSS nil CATION.
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Olvinir full information relating to cne of the most
Practical Institutions for the Business Iralnlngo! the
oungand Middle Agtd of citbtr fcex, cnt free on
application. fTMurieiifcl Ailnillliil uny Meek
liny lu the Irnr. Address.
W. S. JAMES, Box r.S3, Portland, Ore.
oct20v
Ben Selling.
II. E. Doscb.
Sec that our Trade Mark " THE BOfcS " and
A. S. & CO.,
Is on eerj juir.
Every Pair Guaranteed.
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