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H IS': IM'i 1'! urmif ifcrahtrt. GOOD BT, OLD YEAR, GOOD BY. The belli ring slow, in tnutllcil tone, The chillintr wind makes sadder moan; The fl iwera arc dead and all must die, Good by, old year, good by. The laughing streams run coldly now. Stern winter reijius, with ice crowned brow, Jfair summer is dead and you must die, Good by, old year, good by. Once yi u were young, but now you're old, Our youth can ne'er bnjiougbt with gold; Your youtli is dead all youth m it lie, Good by, old year, good by. Your glory came, your glory's gone .AU glory fades time luvathes upon, All grandeur and pride shall surely die, Good by, old year, good by. You brought us many glittering joj s That cluyid and broke liku children's toys. Our joys you have killed, now you must die, Good by, old year, good by. You brr.ught us much of galling grief, Jlut, like our joys, its ein'irt was brief, Jf joy must 11 yj die, then grief must die, Good by, old year, good by. Thou wast a year of a hundred years, Of glorious triumph that endears Hut. ah 1 as the others, thou must die, Good by, old year, good by. Thoutdi busk must die and kernel live.", So dotli the truth each yeir o'er gives; Thou brought'ot us much that will not die, Good by, old year, good by. The dawn was a dawn of splendor, And the, blue of the morning skic3 "Was as placid and diep and tender As the blue of a baby's eyes; The sunshine flooded tho mountain, And Hashed over laud and sea Like the spray of a golden fountain Hut thu wind the wind ah me ! liiko a weird, invisible 'pirit, It swooped in its airy (light, And the earth as tho storm drew near it Quailed as if in mute affright; The grass in tho green fields ijuivcrcd Tho waves of the smitten brook Chillily shuddered and shivered, And the reeds bo.ved down and shook, Like a sorrowful Miserero It sobbed, mid it wiiled ai.il blew, Till the leaves on the trees looked weary And my prayers were weary, too; And then, like tho sunshine's glimmer That failed m tho awful strain, All the hope of my eyes grew dimmer In a spitter of spiteful rain. -j. ir. iiiifj. Aunt Agatha's Conversion. CHAl'TKK I. "Whip it I" said my aunt. With kerchief pinned over her well devel oped bust, and apron tied round lur figure, f be was engaged in manufacturing n hatch of Jemouchceee cakes, for which the materials had been brought into her neat little "keep ing room;" and just as, with sleeves tucked up (she was rather prouel of her beautiful mm), she was immersed in tho mysteries f rolling, patting and buttering tins and lining them with crust, glancing out of the window she hail seen the immaculate carriage of Mils Tipple stopping at tho door, and a gentleman hsnilini' nut that sprucu and dainty little personage. I'oor Hetsy Ward, Aunt Agatha's only ser vant, hail likew iso taken a stealthy peep, and sho now bustled into the room, 'Lor, ilium," Bind she, "there's Slits Tip plo mid a strange gentleman; let mo clear away thu things while you go and m.iku jour sel( tidy. They can knock again, and I'll havo Yin ivvay in a minute." "No, ltelsy'sud my aunt, "Miss Tipple knows very well tli.it 1 maUo my own pastry, ami when thu comes to tee me she must just taku mo as I am. There, open tho doe." And she complacently went on with her rolling and putting. The fact is Aunt Agatha had no great opinion of Mini Tipple, lleiaelf, though very limited ns to ini'iime, the representative of one of the oldest and most respected families in Hildirstock, Hlieulid not consider Miss Tipple, whoso father she lenu'iubered as a well-to-do grocer, w.ts at all lifted to an eipiality with her by her wealth, and she had nut finnieil a very exalted estimite of Miss Tipple's sincer ity or of her discretion, so that w hen she now entered thu room Aunt Agutha, ipiite uiidis. tuilnil by her lioli and irreproae liable cos tume, looked at her coolly as who should say: "I've taken thu iiie-imuiii of jou, my deir lady, and 1 don't think uiich of you." "You'd better not ennui too near nio," aid Aunt Agatha, as .fi-s Tipple adviuiee-d, putting out u pretty, little', noatly-gl o.l hand, "for, you see, I'm nil over flour. Hut thoso that ftar featheis shouldn't go uiuong wild fowl." "My dear Miss Gayfer," said Miss Tipple', who always phiee'd a stiong emphasis on her aeljectiws "you nio i peifectly fria"! and natural that it is always ehaiimug to seu you o unlike' theartitUl.il win Id, w Inch is made up of show. Lit me introduce to you Mr. Jordan, my cumin, our iie-w rect r. 1 am sure that you will 1m very inueli delighted with him." My uuilt aekuenvleeU'i'd by a word or two tho new rector's s.ilut.itlon, took a good lenik at him, and didn't feel by my means so sure about it. Ho was a tall, pale man, much marked with tnulhpoi, with crisp, black hair, anil he spoke in a low, mellow, cooing voice, which most women found it very pleasant to listen '. "I trust. Miss Gayfer," said he, that We ball Ih very good friends. I understand that you ire a rcoognircd pjwer iu Understock, nd that your co-operation is epitte tuseutial to suivrss hero." "If you had said that I am pretty well known here, where 1 hav spout my life'," lid Aunt Agatha "you would have Ixn-ii well within the mark; as to influence, jou'll find that our pooide have, most of Ym, got ill of their owu ud it's geuerally wrong." "That's a less flittering description of my parishioners than I havo had frommycousin," said he, with a smile, "Ah, veil, you'll see. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. I don't mean to say but what they are honest enough anJ good natured, but they are shiftless and wilful, so that it is very hard to help them." "lam sur., my dear Miss Gaffer," said Miss Tipple, "that your example and your instructions have gone far to cure them of both thoso faults; and I know you'll appreci ate Frank, my cousin, who is tho most mo thodicil man iu the world. Ho has made an absolute conquest of the Hlackmans, and the Wilkontes, and tho Wakelirgs." "Aye," said Aunt Agathi, with n laugh, "new brooms sweep clean." "Of one thing you may be quite sure, Frank," said Miss Tipple, turning to her cousin, ".Miss Oayfer will always tell you what sho thinks." 'I certainly shall not tell Mr. Jordan, nor anybody cle, what I don't think," said Aunt Ag-itha; "but all tiuths are not always to he tald." Presently', when the cheese cakes were fin ished and tho apparatus dismissed, Miss Tip ple said : "You really must let my cousin see your exquisite fernery, Miss Gayfer. You have such perfect tasto in all theso matters, and mamgo them to admirably. "It runs in tho blood," laid my aunt, not insensible to the flattery. "My father wnB very fond of his garden, and she that comes of a hen must scrape. Hut I'vo scarcely any pleasure to go into my garden i.ow, since Miss l'ayne ha" stuck up that abominablo red brick wall at the end of it. It sc robes my eyes to look upon it. It's not much, after all," sho said, turning to Mr. Jordan, "but such as it is, come and see it." Sho led tho way up tho steps which climbed into tho girdtn from the backdoor, between the dwarf yews and magnificent trees of blush roses, old fashioned but sweet as the odors of a dream, and turning down to a little dell where dwarf ivy anil periwinkle clambered ocr artfully-disposed rocks, pre sented her pretty little fernery, lush and delicate in its verdure and delicious in its coolness. Mr. Jordan examine j it with a ciitical eye. "KxQcllcnt, Miss Gayfer," said he, stoop ing down as lie spoue to examine the soil. Hut theso scolopendnums would elo better if you would give them some sandy loam mixed with leaf mould." "The man has a grain of gumption iu him, after all," said my aunt, sotto voce, but not so low as to be audible to a little nephew whose hand she held, and who, having a sense of humor, very imperfectly succeeded in stilling a laugh, as he caught Miss Tipple's cyo fixed upon him. There was an awkward hush for n second or two, and in tho pauiie, that ensue el tho sound nf shears was dis t'netly audible. Mv aunt gathered up her skirts witii inim itable tpced anil proceeded to investigate, fob lowed more leisurely by the cousins, who teemed ta be exchanging confidences in a complacent and alfectionato manner, until I they were startled with the indignant tones of my aunts voice, exclaiming : "Hi ! you man, what are you doing there ? Hi w daro you J" On tliu opposite side of the garden roso the hideous red Lrick building which had excited my aunt's righteous indignation. Just strug gling up to reach this had been a magnificent crop ot ivy, but the place thereof knew it no more, f r a man who stood there, open mouthed, vith his shears iu his hand, and w ith thu spoils of his labor all round him, had sheared and trimmed it till tho wall was as barons a billianl bill. My aunt ha 1 followed up her exclamation by rushing across the girdcn, seizing tho in truder by the collar of his jacket, and shakine; him till his teeth chattered in his head. "Come away, Frank, como away !" said Miss Tipple, plucking tho uc w rector's sleeve. "The woman must be mad." Hut Mr. Jordin, without heeding tho in junction, with a smile on his face, strode to the seeuu of thu conflict, just as my aunt, fairly out of breath, released poor Jobson in a condition of extreme physical exhaustion and miiital bewilderment, 'Oh, it's you, Jobson, is it?" sho said, as soon as she had Biitlicicntly recovered breath. "How dale you como tri'spasoiug hero, anil elestreiying my garden ? You touch another leafed that ivy, sir, and I'll nuke you sinait for it, or else my name is not Agatha G yrer." There was scarcely a leaf left for him to touch, lie had ilono his work so completely, "Well," she continued, impatiently, "what do you stanel there for, with your mouth open, like a drivelling idiot? Have you nothing to say tor yemrelt !" "Why Lord, Miss Gayfer," slid Jobson, "you right down skeer mi', that jou do; I hadn't had sueli a j .uncling not sin' I was tossed in a blanket. 1 never knowe'd 1 was doin' any harm. Mss Payne she said the ivory made Her walls daniiyind I was toconm an' cut it. Shu ton Id me', mid 1 thought it was all righ'. 1 never know ed 1 was doing any harm. Why, lor, theio " "And are' you such n bom fool, then, as to go mid do what ver Miss Pay no tells you? Don't ou know I could luvo you prosecuted and imprisoned for trespass and wiltul damage? and 1 don't know but what I shall, too. Hi that will needs blow iu tho eliist mint lexik to till his cyi's with it. Xonv you go and tell Miss l'.iyiui that if she's got any ihin to say by way of excuse, she hid better s.ii it at once, or it may be ten) late'." "Stake's ! Miss Gayfer," bewail Jobson, "I lie ver " "l'ou't stand talking there', man, but go and do as 1 tell you." The unhappy Jobson githered up his tools, climbed up the short ladder by which lie had made his de'scent, drew it after him and diiiipe.irtd. "Its a mostti'xatioiu incident," slid the new ri-ctor "Vexatious !" interrupted my aunt, with perfectly rce'overeel composure, "it's perfectly maddeuiiig." There was a curious contrast between the wouls and the tone iu which they were uttered, and the rector smiled as ho said t "1 hope, after the ti st ebullition of feeling, you will lie able to accomiuoelate your differ eiu'o with this Mm l'avu amicably," "Oh, ti idle -de-dee I " said my aunt. "Hut there now, good. by, I shall tee you on Sundiy. "Uj darMifs Gayfer," tald Mist Tipple, "jvur euerity of character nuite astouisheu met I joulii no more elo whst sou hve done thau 1 could writd r'rauk's seruiou for him." "It it just at well the world holdt a few WILLAMETTE FARMEK: PORTLAND, OREGON, FEBRUARY 0, 1883 people who have some control over them selves," said my aunt with a laugh. ' That's a remarkable womsn," said Mr. Jordan as he drove awav with Miss Tinnle. "A remarkably disagreeable woman," said the lady with a little shudder. ' Do you think so?" said the new rector, and 1) ith lapse el into silenoe. "Those people mean to make a match of it," said my aunt, as sho waited for Miss Pajnp. "Live and a cough, they say, can't be hid, and aay one can sec that she has made up her mind to marry him. A pretty rlntsnA ahu II l.nil Vt I r trti sm fallneir ' uuiibo ono is imi iitiijf nu1) u jvk iciiuni Miss I'avne was a ladv of ponderous build. but short in proportion to her bulk, with a c .mplexion like an uncooked muilin, and eyes in a chronic state of moisture, apt to overflow on slight provocation. Sho was elephantine in her movements, wheezy and faint in her voice, and lachrymose in her general views. Aunt Agetln, who had been chirping merrily, straightened herself in her chair as the click of the front gate announced the approach of this ohnoxions crsonnge. "Well I" exclaime-d my aunt, as she wad dled into tho room. 'Ch-h li! sobbed Miss l'ayne, sinking un invited into a chair. My aunt ejeel I er with profound contempt, hut gave her time to recover breath b'.foreshe asked : "Well, Miss Payne, havo you anything to say why I should not put this matter in tho hands oi my lawjer, and take proceedings against you for your abominable trespass?" ".Miss Agatha I gasped the oueutlcr, "1 declare you frighten me, and my luart is that bad-" "Stuff " said Aunt Agatha, promptly. "Only think, Mis Agatha, what's the use of goiiu: to law with me " "I know," broke in my aunt, "that whether you boil snow or pound it, you pet only water; but to put up with such an abominable outrage as this is ta invito injury. Those that make thamsclvcs sheep have no call to comnlain if the wolf eats them." "My dear Miss Agatha," pleaded Mi s Payne. "Djn't 'dear Miss Agatha' me, woman," Slid my aunt, "it makes mo sick." "I declare, Mis Agathi, I'm more vexed than vou can think. You kr.ow damp makes mo so miseraiile, "I don't know," said my aunt, abruptly. "It really eloes, and the ivy did make the wall damp." 'Then you should have told me about it, and not sent people tresspassing in my gar den." "I never thought, Miss Agatha, Jobson was going to do so much. I told him iust to trim the ivy so that it didn't maku the wall damp." I don t behove it," saiil my aunt. "I know Jobson very well, and you told him to cut it down, or ho wouldn't have done so, and jou made him beli.vo that I knew all about it." "I didn't, really, Miss Agatha; no, really, I didn't. When I saw what he'el done, you might have knocked me down with a feather. I'm so sorry you were annoyed " "Annoyed!" add my aunt, with vehe mence. "Miss Payne, I could have skinned you." Poor Miss Payne gave a start of such un mistakable alarm that my aunt's sense of the comic over-mastered her indignation anil she broko into laughter, after which she felt that it was nuite hopeless to nrolonir tho interview and sho accordingly brought it to an abrupt "Well, Miss Payne, it's no use crying over spilt milk. I don t forgive you yet, and it's C1UBU, Hiiyiui' no use pretenmng mat i do, but I will not say anything more about this affair. Hut if ever you do such a thing again I won't spare you 'Ah, now. Miss Acatha."said the old ladv. gathering spirit with this promise, "don't half do tho thing while you are about it. Let us be friendly and neighborly. " "We may come to that in time," was tho reply. "He's a fool that asks much, and he's more fool tint grants it. I feel very soro about this matter, I can tell you, en I I shall take a week and a day to get over it. Anel now the less that's said about it tho more likely I Bhall be to forget it." Miss Payne gasped, heaved her deepest sigh, shook her underdone head, and wad ellcel oil. CHAl'TKK II. Aunt Agatha pronounced Mr. Jordan's first sermon "very sensible," and wondered what a man could see in that "mincing, affected little bit if goods Misa Tipplo." H'lt as tho weeks went by sho did not hear of him quite in tho way she liked in tho cot. tages whero sho visited, and sho hea-rd- of- himi a good ileal more thau she liked in a parson at the parish, at garden parties, archery melt ings and social gatherings of various kiuels. Not that ho failed to visit among the humbler inhabitants of Hildcrstock, but wlnlo she heaiel of him as smoking his pipo with them, talking about their gardens or their pigs and their poultry, pud otherwise rendering him self very populir, ho never seemed to speak to them of religion, or about pursly pre fes sional topics. This as very different from tho practico of tho late rector, a zealous cvangeli al, whose dutiful disciple Aunt Agatha had been, though iu her stuiely hub penitence she had sometimes ventured to express her doubt as to tho wisdom of prolonged exhortations in tho house whero thu sMugglo for cxistenco was hard and exacting, for, as she would say, "you can't mako a wind-mill go with a pair of bellows." Something hetwom the prolixity of his predecessor anil tho too purely mundajo con verge of Mr. Jordan wcuhl have been her ideal of the happy mean. "lhivo just been telling Mts. Gimpson," said hi', one daj when he encountered her at tho door of a cottage, "that if sho wants her hens to lay she must vary their food a little." "Don't you think there aro some things more important th in hen's eggs you might peak to Xauuy Gimpson ah, ut?" asked my aunt, looking him full in the face; "I'm iitraid shu's dreadfully ignorant, and they say parsons are soul's wagoners." "Do you know' Miss Gayfer," ho answered, "that when 1 see that chei'iful, actlvo old lady, stricken with pain and with years, mik ing the thinnest of livelihoods by unremitting cart) yet always contented, 1 feel that it is for nio to learn and be silent, she is the teacher." My aunt was silout for second or two and then answered! "There is a great deal iu w hat you say, but it is a way of looking at things that is uew to me. If it is tho right way 1 think I have wasted a good, deal of time. " "Assuiolly not," said he; "you have car ried brightness and order into" many homes, and wherever I go I find yon have been an in fluence for good. Sympathy it the true 'open sesame' to a human heart, ami in power of spmpainy we men lag ur iH'huin womeu. From that time a gradual change was ob servable in Aunt Agttha't dealing! with the poor folk whom the visited. It would have beeu diihcult to say exactly what it was more freeiueut touch of tenderneis, a greater readinett to make allowance! for the circum timvt and elitlicultiet of each. A greater rera linett to help there could not be, out there wtt less readiness to tcolel. Somrtimrt, in the course of her indefati gable rouu It, the would meet with and hare pleasant converse with the rector, and would come homo quite radnnt with pleasure. At other times she only heard of him as being the life and soul of some party, rowing Miss Tirpleandher friends elo a n the river, irga nizing picnics and other fiivelttics onwhi-n Aunt Agatha looked with Beant toleration. "Thit man." she remarkeel, ona elay, "might put new life into the whole parish, and he's becoming a mere butterfly. It s bad enough now; what it will be after he gets married to that shallow, worldly-minded woman, Heaven only knows." One day in early Autumn, as Aunt Agatha rnovinir softlv among ner asters aim chrysanthemums, musing probably of these matters, a harsh er shine noisa and a shock as of an earthquake rudely broke the current of her reflections. She turncu in me nirecuuu from which the sound had come, and there, where Miss Pajne's flaunting eye-sore of red brick upper story had been, was a cloud of dust, momentarily thinning and leaving the clear blue of a bright October sky. "A good riddance of bad rubbish," was Aunt Agatha's brief exclamation; but, then the possibilities involved suddenly flashing upon her mind, sho added: "Heaven forgive mn I Whv. the woman and that poor, little. half-starved Lucy Chalk may be buried in thnee ruins 1" In an instant sho was rushing out of her garden, b mnet flying behind lipr, quite un conscious of the amazed look of the butcher over tho way, the gr. up of milliners at Miss Firmin's, and the portly landlord of the Red Lion, who, ignorant as they were of what had transnircd at the reirof AuntJAgatha's dwell ing, were half-amused and half curious about he- deshabille and her histo. "Here! hi!" the called tj two men who were passing. "Jobson, Tyler, come with me to Miss Payne's directly. There has been an accident there; the new story his fallen in." Hastening with them round tho corner ot Horn Lane, she came upon Miss Tipple, escorteet by the rector, with whom sho was gaily conversing. 'My dear Miss Gayfer !" said Miss Tipple, advancing with her eve'Iasting wintry smile. "What is the matter, Miss Giyfer?" asked Mr. Jordan. "Can I help vou?" Just then a small boy came running by, and thinking he might be useful to rue errands, Aunt Agitha impounded him by clutching the collar ot his jaek-t, a piece of his ear ami a handful of his hair, holding him in firm g'a?p while she explained to the rector what had happened. "Vou may as well come," added she, "though I don't know as you cin do anything. Hotter a lame loot than none. And without further parlej' she hurried on. Miss Tipple, who cluns to the rector's arm. and with a soft invincibility declined cither to hurry her step, or to be left to herself, so unpe tcel his motion that Aunt Agatha, with her followers, was out of sight in no time. When at last he came up, half dragging the shrinking and reluctant Miss Tipple, whose strong objection to imperilling cither her per son or her millinery quite ovirmastered her curiosity, she heard Aunt Agatha's voice ring ing out from tho dusty confusion with any thing but complimentary exhortations to her recruits, who were pausing irresolute at tho entrance. "Don't you go in, Miss Agatha, now, don't you?" shouted one of the men. "That ain't safe, really." "You cowardly loons!" said my aunt, "would you let the woman die without help?" "Don't go, Frank," said Miss Tipple. "You hear it is not safe, and you'll get your coat all over uust. Mr. Jordan firmly, but not ungently re moveel her grasp. "Where there is danger and distress, there is the parson a place, said he, and in another moment he had followed Aunt Agatha, the men timidly imitating his example, and leav ing Miss Tipple alone with little Job Chalk, of whom she did not condescend to take any notice. The rickety building was a mere heap of ruins, homo village wiseacre had superim posed on a lath anel plaster basement a brick upper story. This angle of the building had fallen in, snd in its fall had dracged with it older portions of the house, so that now tim bjisw re sloping in all directions, and what hid no1; actually fallen seemed tottering to its fall. Amid this dangerous debris Aunt Agatha was making her way, when some of tho bold est of those who were folowing her started back with a shout of alarm. A thin blue smoke, followed by hungry, icious lcokiiiir tongues of flame, was appirent, and even Mr. Jordan and Aunt Ag.tha, who were now side by side, paused for an instant on seeing these evidences of peril. The hesitation, which was but momentary, did not survive the stifled sound of moaning that broke upon tho ear. Hut Aunt Acatha was no loneer allowed to take Hie command The soft, cooling voice to which she had at tun s listened with some thing akin to contempt could assume the tone of command, and, strong as she was, aud masrenui as an the village lolks said, Aunt Agatha was a worn n in her heart.leanini with gladness and submission on a stronger will than her own. "You wait here," said Mr. Jordan, "for a 1 few moments. I will call you if you can be of help;" and then, with keen, rapid glance, I sweeping those who wero present, ho singled out a robust young man, and in a voice that might havo led soldiers on to battle, said: "Howard, you como with me." The young fellow obeveei as a matter of couise, anil then ensueel a short pauso of pain ful suspense. Presently Howard reappeareil with a flushed anil frightcneei expression, but evielently putting a strong restraint upon himself I O er. rushing her way through the ruins ami the sniokewith those that hail been suminoneel into nil it hail been Miss l'avne'a little nnrlnr she pressed her lips tightly together, ami tho I euior ueei ner lace as sne saw the motionless form of her olel enemy stretched on a couch there, nud standing by the side of it tho rec tor, bliiod itreaming from a wound on his head, his coat torn, and one arm hanging list less by his side. Somo falling bricks aud timber had struck him and hvt disabled the arm, and lest his ap, earance should eneite alarm he had sent Hob Howard wiili tho mes sage for help and a strict injunction to say nothing beyond what he had been told. In a few seconds Miss l'ayne, more fright ened than hurt, was moved beyond tho reach of peril ami was couveyed to Aunt Agatha's cottage, accompanied by the wounded rector. Aunt Agatha's foresight had already sutn mouod eood Dr. Holmes to the place, and hurrying as fast as his lame foot would per mit, lie reached the cottage almost at the same time a the cavilcule. Miss Tipple, ind'g nant that her cousin should have deserted her for "that woman," had not awaited the Issue of the investigations. Dr. Holmes pronounced Miss l'ayno to have sustained a very sever shock from fright, but to be free from bodily damage. The rector's arm was broken, but the wouud on the head wat only skin deep, and notmuch more serious than the torn coat. From that time, for many months, Aunt Agthas house became Miss Payne's home and her hostess tended her with all the solid tude of a daughter. A great poet has told us that "th learneel eye is still the loving one," and It to ht peued that in this unwearied tendance and ministration Aunt Acatha dis covered not a few unsuspected virtues in the IlL-ll. lll 1 . I --aiauvDras-i ana wan. vou ho to cnm w-ir with m 1.'.a nUn .... :. i i ?nKtU for family Btove.wo.Kl. ami " -inii, u no iu au. xinsr, it is peorie3 ana unnvaieu. liut HobHov, i,l', voice ha.1 net the irncio riU,SK,ir!,:.iS,,;oS?-.-.sM. I .Hr. JUriiail u. mill SIlH lenn ,1 u'nif t n,,n. i Mention thu fat, wheezy, puffy old soul, and something like genuine attachment sprung up between tnem. , A vrv rnnatnnt attendant was the Uev. Frank Jorelan. Even when his arm was still ery painful.and he might well have been ox ,,.o,l 1,1,1 hn abstained from visiting a parish ioner who was in no imminent danger, his solicitude about -Miss rayne was remarnuuie. in .n,n nf the severity of winter snows and frosts, his arm secured by splints ami band ages, he would come and sit for a wholo ten minut.-s with Miss Payne, and for whole hours talking with Aunt Agatha-ptobably about the patient's symptoms. But the snows melted on the high lulls, and i,o i,rnnk. Rwnllen with their muddy tribute. chattered noisily down the slopes, aud snow drops anel crocuses, iiauouius ami vioiees bloomed again, and in due courso the broath of the blush roses in tho garden was wafted into the cottage. And then people in the village said, and laughed at each other as they said it, that Miss Tipple was going to give up Harhani house and to leive Hildcrstock. She had indiscretly spoken to somo bosom frien Is o' her approaching maniige with t' o rector, and before tho chrysinthemums hid opened rut heir raiiced boiuties to the next autumn sun it became known that Mr. Jordan's consent had never been asked for this arrangement, and that the parson had, with gr.od success, asked that, "lem.irka'dy disagreeable woman'' to be his bride. Miss Tifple riflected, lnwcvor, with so e complacency that the living was a very poor on", and that Miss Gayfer's fortune, tr.r all her ridiculous pride, was barely enough f r her tn live on ill decency. Hut even in this sho fell into her besetting sin of premature talk: for. when poor old Miss Payne died a year or so later, it was found that bIio had left the wli le of her not ino msiderablo for tuno to Frank Jordan, in recognition of the great kindnesses and services that, sho had re ceived from her dear friend Agatha, his wife. AU the Yetir Hound. I'oimutiptlun Cured. An edd physician, retired from practice, hnvinu had nlaced iu his bands by an Kist In dia missionary the formula of a simple vegeta ble remedy for the speedy and permanent curs for ponsumption, Hronchitis, Caiarrh, Asthma and a'l Throat and Lung affections, also a positive and radical cure for Ncrvouj Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after h.ivincr tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his sullering lellows. Actuatedby this motive and a desire to relieve suffering. I will send ficeof charge to all who desire it, this recipe, in Germa'i, French or English, with full elirtctions for piepiringand usiug. Sent by mail by addressing with ct imp, naming this paper, W. A. Noves, 14 Power's Hlock, N. Y.3 mo. m yi,ir."urf.i7gjs3TinKaEsrji3: 7?7iTiTtnn3 APPARATUS Cheese ! act or v find Creamery outfits, Cheese ami Creamery Vats, Clitese Presses, Creamery .ind Family Churns, Nut ter Workers, Salt, Color Incr, Cheese and Iluttcr Cloths, Iluttcr Tubs and Itoxes, and everything used in Cheese Factory, Creamery or private dairy. .senu ior xree copy ox catalogue. WILLARD St CO., CHICAGO. CHAS, P. 20 La Salle sr.. MALES' "PERFECTION'1 RIDING SAW. Three Dy Trial Given. tri tj nght of operttor. rum lichter, hu tower, iunnr ana quicker voic, mating iui siiuaii r uiiuuii. uuf nud ooea 2 men work mih cue. A toy n inc wim pi .AcrhtftWlllU ttT. Uk roar dialer. (Ir rulir fret, Th 8. BiIm Ajr'l to lUBlItoa.O. Q' ueen the South Foavr a Tvr.Ti FARM MILLS For Stock Feed or Hell for Famlljr uie. 10,000 X2T TTSE. rite for Funpblet. Simpson is (fault U'fg Co, SucccBBori to Stbadb Mill Co riVCISNATI, 0. AN OFFER TO FARMERS. I haeo Invented aSell Supporting Board Fenec.needs no posts, i an be made in the barn en rainy diys: costs 30 et a rod le-.s than post and board fence. U in nnt patented, bul tor SOcenti I will semi iLLl-hTRATED Fencr TinivriiK telling huw to make It, and ONEol thofol. lonii tr I'lemimns: 1st, aonc foot boxwood pocket rule. 2d Kendall's Ilor.c Hook, 100 pagK, 35 illustrations. 3d, one package of SugarTrough Oourd, Acme Ti mito, l'rizo Head Leutlee, erbena, l'hlox, or all the above for m ecnU. Address WALDO F. IIUOWN. dec'2-5t ' Hox 75, Oxfcrd, O. Sawing Made Easy With the Monarch Lightning Saw ! Sent on SO l)ar. Test Trial. Aboyiore.ir. old eaneawiocra.i and ?. mm McRlUY.I'orlnc-e.Mlrh .writ' "Am much pleawd ith .-: ,u.,n,ivu ,.uu,,.,iu un... i..iu(h1 on a icli inpr ill 'i minuted. ' or paw tnif I opNlnto Miltable allfeort.of lou-cut- , ptnil havine miK-r. Acl.ln-... HOSAUCl! LKUII.NLNO BAW CO., 103 KASdulpb btrtet, Chlcazo, 111. TWO THOUSAND ACRES . OF FARMS Xcup Willamette Hirer, ." miles Xortli of Salem. VIE A110VE CONSIST OF VALUAM.E FAUMS. In en iniproi cu ami unuer g on cultivation, and Udcs lAceltf'llt lVliul Ijiml. Tim IlAMfl t lliili Liiml, and is all iuil I iiriiilni: Lie ml. It Is favorably utuatnl, bclni; aithin live miles of Salem and close to the Willamette river. 1 ill sell at at a bargain in one body, or In lots to sent on libejal term.. ,pplv to deoS-itt TIIOMAs C110SS, Si!em Oreiron. A First rate 450 acre Wheat and Sheep Farm for Sale. FIVE MILES FROM SALEM. THREE iIL'NP red and tllty acres In cultivation. One hundred acres beaeer laud, which makes a capital uierdow. stock water In each Held; all well fenced. Health' location. Trout stream a mile lone through the faim. Apply to K. K. tTKlEK. noimtt Salem, Marlon County, Oregon, Compton's Automatic Gate THE IU.ST THI or THE KIXD. Works Perfectly & Cheaply, nil Iron nud Durable. VTE AKErREl'AREPTO MAKE THESE GATES Jn ,,00il hare bought th pitcnt rlzht. vVl.ndse It .prV.t KOSS MICE'S SHOP, oppc it new bank, Salem. je 29mJ Price: : : $18 to $80. DAIRYING lil HOT KwwBa Sl jjJBJfJri ,'flrsjj 1W.1 vVLH sTlmfl ill MfTpssiLj J& &3 I l-mSVlTj?. TUTFS PILLS 8YN1PT0M80FA" TORPID LIVER. tK&Pwfb b?k part, Vnn under the Should.! blade, fullness after eatlnp. with a dffl? cllnatlon to exertion of body orTpii?' Irritability of tomper. Low spirits, win,' a feeling of having noRloceV-d some elm? Weariness, JJlzzlne-s, Fluttering at i Si Heart, Dots bofore tho oyes. Yellow Ski,' Headache generally over tho right?, Kestlessness, with fitful dreams, hjlffl colorod Urine, and, 8ai' CONSTIPATION. TUTT'S riLLSnro especially adopted i, such eases, una doso ellects sueli n chani. of feeling na ': nstonlsli the siHTerer. . ! " V""w '. "Piwine, anel cause is. in.lv In 1-a.lin ... Vlh .,... .1 ' "al IOC uuuj ,, ,i,ui- iirui, mils the )-.-,, noiirUhcHl. and by their Tonlr Ai-tlon em ,k. niKnllirft Organ. IlegulHr .miU ".& elucetl. l'rlce IS cents. 33 Murray M jrf TUTT'S HAIR BYE, riRAYlTAinoiiyitrsKEns chnni-ptl toaOtn. Ill.ACK byaslnElenpnllcatlonorthlsDyi- im? Enrts a natural color, nets Instnntaueouslv siii y Druggists, or sent by express on recant Sff OFFICE, 33 JIlItltAY KT., XE1V Tord (Dr. TCTrS aaSCit, or V.ln.hl- l-frnnll . iT C..flil U.lpU -III b. mlled HIEE .. ";J,iu,J) T! GREAT CURE RHCUM-ATISM- ab 11. u ior iiu mo painim diseases of the A. i. .- ... . .. T .. w It cleanses tho vstm nf v 4j .' Muncia.L vtK and Rnuftm that causes tho dreadlul auflbrlnff IJX THnuI!iHni;I,a,BU" of tho worst rorms of this terrible eUjau, havo boen quickly relieved, and In short time rcnrcuikl UUKED. rmcE, i. HQtin on miv, sold nr uuccisn "- -ii -"" "" "win oy man, WE1X3. lUrjIIAIUISOlI & Co.. Uurllm 'MIllMIMeMSI !1S I iliiilnllliiii-t I MS K UC vmiwlll J I'.lln or t.,,1,- only use i.oi-i': its i.ikiiics mux ci'isn I !en.id It drle Instantly, hulls nollilnij. omlt&ta Mr. I . rn i.ir ei,., time. Ti lc I'llee 2.',el by mill. :uie. Tin ffnuii.e ueup In AWliiivivrn)i..-Haiia nnnn. fi.turi.l ,.ily liv Jll, It. IIUFII.IS, U'bslnal flelull DruuKl.l. M i-iinedl., Minn. GREAT.WESTERM G!JHV;0RK8,i vS ftlflea.Bhotauni, Writ hr Lire Illatf nitt-1 Cittloeot. WTWTfn, md t . e. a. ft eiimiartis f ADO M CTCDC Tfitrmometer$, Compom, AKUiVitlcno oPri (?, .w Microsropea, and Tsfttcnpet, H, tV IILlhf 5Iamifocturinir 0ticiuun, riillndrlphiaf Pi Ci?" Bend for Illustrnled lrlcvu C'utalogie. JOHN A. MACDOiYALD, Salem Marble and Granite Works. Commsrcial St., South of Post Offlct (Post-Office Box 39, Salem, Oregon. )f "mTANUFACTl' UEK B Scotch and California Oraojt and Marble monuments, Ilead Stots CEMETERY LOTS Enclosed with California Granite vt Stone Walls built of every descrlptloi Prices Seduced One Hall COUNTRY ORDERS PROMPTLI ATTENDED TO. Garmore'! . Artificial JjEar Urunt Aa liivpntrtl nnd worn b all nerfceUr restorlnff the hearing l tirely deaf for thirty years, he heaniu them even whispers, distinctly. An not otiPH'Muhli't and icmain in pow tion without aid Descriptive Cirrelir Free. CAUTION l Do not be drd by bojjus ear drum. Mine Is tneorJy successful artificial Ear Drum JWa factured. JOHN GARMORE. Filth Si KiCC Sts.. Cmdnnlti, 0. DKXMSOX WATSOiY. ATTORNEYS AT - LAW, Boom 31, Union Block, Portland, Oregon- . JESSUP THE DENTIST, (UP STAIltS) Cor. 1st and Salmon Portland, Oregon. itiBi.Nr.ss i:ui'CATit- COLUMBIA . . ' u.u.U. GIvinK full Information n-lntiiiK' to one cf tte "" Practical Institutions for the Business Trainlnjcli" Yoiinffand Middle Acid of either eex, itm ijn application. fVMuilenst .silmlllnl J ""' May ill Hie Year. Address: , n- W. S. JAMES, Box 6S3, Portland1, On oct20v iar TIO :" bZo& o-mark i. -i-ii,t. etc. i? thBTTnltnil Klnt. ida. Enclanii, & cues in miiaua. a-ub""---' ,ries. Germany, anel all other connm, .... 'r- ".;",:-, dn- area tnr PTnminntinTi oi mullet inga. AelTico by mall frea. t,-diJ ratonu obtained tlirmishtisarononce" tho SCIENTIFIC AMKHICAN, && tho larfrest circulation, ami U V?-'V,Hae' ential nowapaper ofitukinel rnbli uf", world. 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