WILLAMETTE FARMER: PORTLAND, OREGON, MAY 26. 1882 i II II to w Edited ly SIr Harriot T. flnrke. TEE DAT 13 DONE. BY II W. LONflFELLOW. The clay ia done, and the darkness Falls from the wings of Night, As a leather is wafted downward From an eagle in his flight. I see the lights of the village Gleam through the rain and the mist, And a feeling of sadness comes o'er me That my soul cannot resist; A feeling of sadness and longing, That is not akin to pain, And resembles soi row only As the mist resembles the rain. Come, read to me some poem, Some simple and heartfelt lay. Tint shall soothe the restless feeling, ' And banish the thoughts of day. Not from the grand old masters, Not from the bards sublime, Whose distant footsteps echo Through the com'dors of Time. For, like the strains of martial music. Their mighty thoughts suggest Life's cndliss toil and endeavor; And to-night I long for rest. Read from some humble poet, Whoe songs gushed from his heart, As showers from the clouds iu summer, Or tears from the eyelids start; Who, through long days of labor, And nights devoted to eae, Still heard iu his oul the music Of wonderful mt todies. Such songs have power to quiet The restless pulse of care, And onus like the benediction That follows after prayer. Then read from the treasured volume The poem of thy choice, And lend to the rhyme of the poet The beauty of thy voice. And the ninht shall be filled with music, And the care that infest the day Shall fold their tents, like the Arabs, And as silently steal away. COLUMBIA RIVER SALMON. We are informed that the run of salmon in the Columbia so far has been extremely light. If this le true, may there not bo reason to ap prehend a gradual extinction of this lordly fish in our waters. The canneries have mul tiplied during the last few years. In earlier times there has been wanton waste so many fish were caught that tho supply glutted the market. To-duy a decent kit of salmon is hard to find in the city of Portland. We have tried all the first-class grocciy stores in vain for fresh "salmon bellies," such as we used to get a few years ago. The whole of the fish is now made use of, jaws are put up in kits, la beled "tips," and are exceedingly nice. The heads and loins are pressed for oil, which finds a ready market. When tho canning business was new thousands and thousands of pounds were thrown away in the cans, and at least one ship load of canned salmon was emptied into the Thames, condemned at that foreign port as "swell heads;" not having been put up properly the can's head bulged, so proving worthless. Thus a great waste was made till exper'enco taught that salmon canning was a science of its own, and that expert canners of other meats could not preserve salmon. California wakened early to the necessity of guarding the fishing interests, while we Ore gonians have been not only wantonly ilestruc tive of the salmon, but hcedkssly ueglectit g to provide an art.ficial supply. S th Gieeu has taught the world that fish may be bred like any other animal food Fish Commis sioners in California have conducted their operations in a sensible way by bleeding and by protective laws, bo that up to this time there has been no perceptible decrease in the supply, but rather otheiwise, for there have been more successful runs during the past two years. There are some liberal, far-seeing men in the fishing interest, who have tried to foster this industry hero in Oregan and have been willing to put money into it, but others, too short-sighted and greedy, have been indif- ferent to the future, and have succeeded . in destroying whatever interest had arisen The hatching experiment in the Clackamas river, near Oregon City, demonstrated that fish could be propagated in our smaller streams and so supply the Columbia, and that too at a nominal expense. The business would have to be taken in hand by the State, f. r it would be difficult to come to an equitable adjustment of expenditures nhefe the benefit would be so widely diffused. It would be difficult to get concert of action among the owners of cannc ries in consequence of diversion of interests. It has been said that the Clackamas hatchery was a failure, but it is not so, it most clearly demonstrated that with a little more experi ence a few years' time would find the Columbia good fishing grounds again. It can scarcely be possible but that this constant drain upon the salmon will tell in mournful numbers of the loss to Oregon of one of her greatest ex ports. Let there be early brought before the Legislature questions bearing on the fishing interest, for better protection of the fish at certain seasons, and for providing hatcheries on the various streams and there cannot be too many of them either. If this is not done soon the Columbia will show many empty canneries, with their useless nets swinging from the rotting piles. OUR TEMPERANCE ROLL. We bare now oriand quite a list of names, which we have tried to keep correctly up to this date. But it seems as if we had misted a name of one boy, if so, we hope he will be sure and let us know. We are proud of this list, and we hope that every boy and girl who have signed this list will live temperate lives, and realize that it is a solemn thing to make such a promise; such a promise is not to be lightly broken. Each one whose name appears will remember too that others see their names and will be watching to see if the pledge is kept; there vt ill be bad boj s and men who will tempt these boys whose names aro printed, or will try in some way to see if they can make them break their pledge. Sometimes boys, good boys, will be influenced by ridi cule, and may be some bad boys will make fun of those who aro trying to build up a good name and good character. Don't be afraid, boys, of ridicule. There aie two kinds of courage. Now there are boys who have physical courage that is, they will not take an insult, will stand up" and fight liko a hero for his personal rights; then there it a courage called moral courage, where one is not afraid to do or act right, even if all his companions ridicule him. Moral courage requires great strength of mind and character, whilo physi cal courage is merely a natural instinct in tho human mind as it is among the brute creation. A bay or girl who has the moral courage to do right or to speak up for truth and right with out fear or favor, will make good and influ ential men and women. Our boys and girls will have the moral courage to denounce liquor, and those who sell it; always standing up for truth and right we know they will; avoiding the company of those who are found about saloon. "A per son is known by tho company they keep," anil if bad company is avoided there is lcs temp tation to contend with. Emma Jackson, Katie Kce, Edith Knight, Mary Durr, Dermis C. Mussel, Willie Durr, Frank Powers, Lillian Mi Donald, Amedee Smith, Arthur McDonald, lilain ti. Smith, Maggie McDonald, Fannie Urjant, Minnie McDonald, Cora Busline 11, Eva Myers, James U Miller, Mary Myers, Benjamin W. Miller, Allen Arnold, Mary L. Baldwin, I'rccelia Arnold, Hannah M. Hub! aril, Viryil Arnold, Ira B. Ciomwcll, Mary Arnold, Susie Hnle, Frank Smith, Charlie D. Hale, William Rocers, Lulu Hale. Lorena Roger, Richard Price, Tirzah Large, Robert Price, Thomas Large, Martin Price, Thomas Handsakcr, Mamie Hurd, Josie Grimes, Eliza McDonald, Katie Urimes, Mabel McDonald, John Grimes, Jcrre Hale, Roma McCully, Marion Kces, Utlbert McCully. The Pioneer Historical Society. Wo learn from the Attorian that the Pio neer Historical Society held its annual meet ing on May 5th. The meeting was opened by R. N. Morrison, prayer by T. P. Powers. The Corresponding Secretary proceeded to give the usual preliminaries, and the present status and future prospects of the Whitman monument. It was decided to erect this monnment on a mound very near tho scene of the assassination, on a piece of ground deeded to tho society, and which will bo fenced, or namented and improved by planting trees and shrubbery. The people of Walla Walla made liberal offers if the society saw fit to locate the monument at that place. It seemed most proper, however, that this memorial should be placed v hero the scene of the dreadful massacre as enacted. It is a sightly place, and w ill lie so improved that will it be a fa vorite pilgrimage, being also easy of access. Resolutions were oll'ered in respect to the memory of Mrs. Mary August i Gray, who was an earnest and faithful member of this society, a devoted missionary, and one of Ore gon's earliest pioneer women. Mr. W. H. Gray has been ono of the most in kfatigable in his endeavors to provido this monument to Dr. and Mrs. Whitman. Ho crossed, the plains with them, and Mas fully identified with them in their misrionaiy work, and it is proper that he should lead in this work of Jove anil respect. The New Insane Asylum At Salem is said by those who know to be much better planned and more desirable in a sanitary point of view than cither asylum in California. It is ceitainly the cheapest builil ing of any of its size on this coast. This has been accomplished by using prison labor when it could be made available. The building looms up, assuming magnificent proportions a the e o catches a view of it while parsing Salem on the cars. Mr. Boothby, of Silem, is the architect. He visited the California asylums in order to improvo upon their arrangements. It is said that by actual measurement the building is one half a mile around. This extent of surfaco gives plenty of light and air to every room or ward in the building, which is to be completed in Sep-. tember. In December tho State contract ith the present keepers at Portland will be void, and if nothing occurs to prevent, the insane win be removed at tnat tune to the new qusrtcrs. Phonetics. A gentleman suggests that a columu devoted to phonetics would be an interesting feature in the Farmer, but we hardly think it would be feasible; and then we have got so used to the old Websterian style of spelling that we don't want to see J phonetics in general use while we live. There nevers cemed to us to be sufficient cause to change from the old style; it would complicate literature in many ways; it would mystify the scholars who are now partly educated; it would be a source of trouble to foreigners who are trying to master our mongrel language, while all the books of past decades would be almost a foreign tongue to those who were educated in the phonetic way. However, we are obliged to the writtr for taking so much interest in the Farmer's make up. The Whitman Seminary. The people of Walla Walla have very prop, erly named the new institution of learning for the missionary martyr. There has lately arisen a question in Oregon hiitory as to the real influence that Whitman was said to bare had in securing this fair country to the United States. If history proves that it was not due to him we have lost a beautiful chapter in its recital, and we are almost sorry that the ques tion was agitated, for so long a time has elapsed that it will be difficult to prove the truth, and a doubt will always remain with us if the hiitorians may not have been a trifle partisan. CHOICE RECIPES. Bread and Fruit Puddiug. Take a deep pudding-dish and butter it, cover tho bottom ami sided with thin slices of bread, white or brown, then a layer of .pared and cut applet or pear?, or both, mixed with any fruit you fancy, then sprinkle some sugar, then a layer of bread in slices or bits, then fruit, and soon until the dih is full; lay thin slices of bread over, fill up with any fruit juice or water lacking this; cover with a plate and bake in a slow oven four hours. Hot or cold it is most delicious. Any sauce would spoil it. To Fry Eggs Extra Nice. Three egg, a tablespconful of flour, a cup of milk. Beat the eggs and flour together, then stir in the milk.' Have a skillet with a proper amount in it made hot for frying this mixture; then pour it in, and when ono side is done brown turn it over, cooking rather slowly. It a larger quantity is needed it will require a lit tle salt stirred in, but for this amount the salt in the bntter in which you fry it seasons it very nicely. To Poach Eggs. Beat the eggs to a froth pour them into a buttired tin, set it on the coals, add salt and butter, stir till cooked, atd then put it on buttered toast. Eggi on Totst. An egg spread on toast is food tit for kint's, if kings deserve any better food than anybody else, which is doubtful. Fried eggs are less wholesome than boiled ones. An egg dropped into hot water is not nnly a clean and wholesome but a delicious moisel. Most people spoil the taste of their eggs by adding pepper and salt. A little sweet buttir is the best dressing. Eggs con tain much phosphorous, which is supp sed to be useful to those who uso their brains much. Canning Pie Plant. Peel the stalks, cut up small, put into glass cans, filling ihcui; thru till full of cold water. It keeps just as nic) as when fresh. In thu summer when you use it, pour off the water. Sciamblcd Eggs. Heat ono cup of milk in aspidtr with a piece of butter, a littlo salt and white pepper; beat five eggs, pour in, set over a vcrylow lire, and keep scraping from the "bottom with a spoon until very littlo re mains thin; then scrape into a dish without delay, as allowing it to harden with whey spoils it. Omelet. Four eggs, whites and yolks beaten separately; add one tablespoonful corn starch dissolved in one-half teacupful milk, and a little salt. Fry as any other omelet. FOR THE TABLE. To Cook Steak. Never fry it in grease or water. If you have no broiler handy, or your fire will not admit of broiling, take your spitter or skillet, heat very hot, put your steak in; the moment it is scared on one side turn it quickly; let it heat through, then take it up ou a hot dish, season it quickly and serve hot. We insure, if the steak be tender, thick and iuicv. and vou follow these direc tions to the letter, you will have a "steak fit for the gods. Never use lard or water to a steak in cooking, and never season until done. Potato Puffs. Stir two cupfuls of mashed potatoes, two tablespoonfuls of molted butter and a little salt, until light. Add two egs beaten separately and six teaspoonfuls of cream. Pile lightly in a dish aud bake in an oven until light blown. Cjld potatoes can be used by beating in st-.amer and proceed as above, Asparagus. Scrape, put in water and salt, aid at first boil drop in the asparagus; boil till tender. Sauce : Yolk of one egg mixed with a teaspoonful of water, apiece of butter added, aud when hot stir in two tablespoon fuls of milk; then pour over the drained asp tragus. Horseradisli Sauce, Cold, for Roast lkf Grate two tablespoonfuls ot horseradisli, pound it in a mortar with a Uapoonful of salt, nait a tcaspooniui oi mustaru in pouuer, and half a teaspoonful of sugarin pontic ; mix it gradually with four teaspoonfuls of cream, and then stir in quickly two tablespoonfuls of vinegar. How to make Meat Tender. Gut tho steaks the day before into slices abaut two inches thick, rub them over with a small quantity of soda; wash oil next morning, cut into suita-, bio thickness and cook as you choose. The same process will answer for fow.ls, legs of mutton, etc. Try, all who love delicious, tender dishes of meat. Venison Steaks. Trim each steak neatly and flatten into shape. Be suro thit the firu is hot and cb arj turn the stakes often so that the surface may bo rapidly scared and tho juices preserved. It will ri quire a little longer cooking than beefsteak, but must be neither scorched nor dried. Set your platter over a plate of boiling water, and put into it a tablespoonful of butter and a teaspoonful of currant jelly for each pound of meat An epi cure would consider the dish unfinished with out the further addition of a teaspoonful of Madeira, sherry or port wine. The hot water beneath the clish should warm the contents by the time the venison is done. Season the meat with salt and pepper, turn it two or three times in the dressing. Fritters. One pint of sour milk, one egg, a little salt, one teaspoonful of saleratus, and flour sufficient to make a batter thick enough to drop from a spoon without running. Fry in hot lard, a small spoonful for eich one. Sift powdered sugar over them while warm. These make a nice dish for dessert when iu a hurry, and aro tu be eaten with syrup. Children's Books. Children's books abound nowadays, but I question if children are as well ofT as when their libraries were scantier. Tho opportuni ty for choice is so large that parents are com monly too bewildered to make selection, and end by taking the nook the book-seller re commends itself by having the greatest num ber of pictures. Of illustrated books there are now a hundred where there used to be one. Illustration is iu itself a good thing when the work is as well done as we find it to-day, but, except for the smallest juveniles, it ought not to be made of more importance than the text. It is a well knpwn fact that many publishers select pictures, and then or der a story written to fit them; an author so hampered can never produce so good work as though his invention were given free play, and the result of his labor is often of the poor est. Comparatively few fathers and mothers interest themselies seriously to provide the best possible mental food for the growing in telligence of their charge. The want of a sense of responsibility in this matter is as as tonishing at with regard to matters more im portant still. A child's mind is just as much dependent for its beat development on tho quality of food furnished it as its body is upon its physical support. A child often (rets more real mental culture from browsing at ill in its father's library than it gets from all its school lessons. The school-teaching is mainly good for discipline of the mental fac ulty, secondarily for information; while the reading of books may bo made a powerful in strument for moral training as well as for ed ucation of the higher dualities of the intellect imagination, humor, and the like. Atlantic Monthly. Owing to the protracted cold weather, fruit trees are not doing at well as they otherwise might do. Some trees have not bloomed. Still, we have no ears bat what there will be considerable fruit, ' jf0i $ $ltfMik GRANDMOTHER'S ORAY HAIRS. A little boy with locks of gold Sits by his Grandma's sido: And looks into that sweet old face With eyes of wander wide. "Did you ne'er have some golden curls, Dear grand mamma t" said he; "And wcro you e'er a little girl Upon your mother's knee I" Shodraws the boy to her lonely heart, While memories come and go'; She thinks of tho time when life was bright, And her mournful eyes droop low. "My chi'd, I once had golden hair; No wrinkles marred my brow; But time has plowed deep furrows there, And my hair ia silver now." And she dicams of the days when her father fat So near the self-same place; And her mind goes back to many a scene That time cannot efface She almost feels the dying lijs Of her son, her pride and joy, And bears him with a trembling voice. Say, "Mother, keep my boy." And she sto ps to kiss tic cherry lips Of tho little orphaned ouc; Her three scoro yeais have passed away While hi Ins just begun. OUR LETTER BOX. Tho week comes around, and the letter list has to be looked over. Each week wo feel more our inability to wiite to tin children, There is so much that we want to say, but find it difficult to put it in an attractive form. We were walking a few days ago u ith a very old lady, aud just as wo got to one of the school buildings in Portland tho school chil dren began to pour out of its doors; hundreds, it seemed, of young boys and girls. They all marched on tand down the steps to the tap of a drum. It was a beautiful sight to see so much of youth, health and joy; but the lady said : "Oh, it makes my heart ache to think how many of those boys will be bad men, as they are being brought up in a city undi r the influence of so much badness and wicked ness of 'example." Boys who livo in the country have less of bad influences about them, but still there is wickedness every where. Liquor drinking lies at the bottom of most, if not quite all of tho sorrows and trouble in the world. It is gool to see bo many of our young friends of the Farmer putting down their names on the temperance roll; it is thy first step towards forming a good cVaracter. Liquor ruins tho mind as well as the body, and when the mind is dulled by alcohol a pel sou will commit deeds that brings tho penalty of disgraceful death. Many men who, standing on the scaffold, say at the last moment : "Oh, if I had not been drunk I would not bo here 1" Lifo is short ened by dunking, for now, in these days, liquor is made of all sorts of poisonous drug", that ruins the system. Very little puio juice of the grape is found for sale, and only the very rich are ableto buy the puro article. "Touch not, tasto not, haudlo not;" this is tho best way; never commence, never taste, aud then ycu wdl never want or feel the need of intoxicating drink. How long w ill our land be cursed by the rum seller's presence ? We fear for ever. Hannah must havo began to think that her letter would not get iuto piiut, for it is a long time since it came, but then it had to take its turu by date. Wo are glad to get such auiee, newsy letter about flowers and her daily life; it is so checiful in its tone thatwe must think Hannah is a liappygiil. Every girl ought to bo happy if she does her duty day by day as sho sees what is put before her, anil any girl that docs her duty has a clear conscience that will make her face glow with beauty. Our friend Curtis writes again from his home away across the Rocky Mountains, tell ing of his home life, Millie has written a neat little letter, and we are glad to see how cheerfully she helps' her mother. She must see that sho does not forget or neglect her bird; it would bo so cruel to shut up a canary and then not give it care and comfort, God takes care of the birds if they are free. Ira has killed two bears and a pint her. He could write a very interesting letter if ho would only tell how it was done. We are suro he could write a good letter, for this is a good one, so wo shall look for another from Ira, telling all about his adventures. Florie says that her last letter did not get printed; it is too bad, when sho lives so far away, too. It is nice to hear from little girls away in the Eastern States. Her letter must have got mislaid. Mandie writes from Minnesota, expecting to come to Oregon when the railroad is fin ished. There will be many more, who are only waiting for that time, as they dread that ocean trip, James must go farther in his item of early history, and tell what crime this man Kendle committed that he should be bung. We do nut remember. Did James ever hear the fable of the "Dog in tho Manger?" Well, that illustrates the character of the "Elk Horn man;" he did not want to read the children's letters himtelf, and he did not want to have any written for others to read. But, like you, father, there are many other older people who do love to read what the fresh, puro young minda show in their efforts. Thomas sends another good letter. He im proves very much. He writes a longer one, all of which js interesting. Aunt Hetty tried to remember him in a substantial way, aud she is waiting to bear if the mail earned it safely, Dora was more fortunate than mott girls to get so many nice presents for Christmas. Aunt He-tty received a most beautiful black silk dress. As Dora asks what we got wo are pleased to tell. That is right to be up early ao at to help before breakfast, though it is hard aometimes for young people to get their eyes open. The lest way is not to stop to think about it, when called In the morning but just to jump right out of bed; the linger we think about it the hardtr it is to get up. Wo used to find it so hard to get out of bed early, that wo feel sorry for other children who are "sleepy heads." Kittie has not written for a long time, and wo are glad to hear from her again. She re joices in the present of a horse on' her birth bay. It is to bo hoped sho will take good care of it, for a pony is the nicest sort of a pet. A horse, if treated kindly, will show great intel ligence, and will learn to love tho hand that is kind. She ought to be proud of her six quilts, too. Tillamook, April 10, 1SS2. Editor Home Circle: I am a boy 12 years old. We live 9 miles from the Nehalcm river. Pu has about 450 head of sheep aud sixteen head of cattle. Wo have been living horo six years. Last year 1 killed two bears, and this spring I killed a panthir. Wo will move East of tho Moun tains this fall. I have not been going to school for two years; there was fehool last whiter, but I could not go, as tho distance was too fur. You may put my name on the temper ance roll. 1 will closo lor this time by wishing tho Fakmi.u success. Ira R. Cuosiwki.l.. Salem, Or., April I), 18S2. Editor Homo Circlo: I am a little girl 10 years old. I will tell you what 1 have for pets : I have a pet cinary; his name is lKuny. I will tell you what I do to help ma : I help cook and wash dishes mid help mill;, I havo fiyo brothers and two sisters. I have pieced two quilts, nud have one quilted. You is truly, .MlLLlL C. Roixieics. Ciik'iiek, April 20, 18S2. Editor Homo Circle: I will say to D. E. P. that Kendlo was tho first whito man hanged iu Oregon. llunAu hanged at Salem in February, 1851. I think it strange that a man at Elk Horn should not like to read children's letters. My pa is an old, grey-haired man, aud be reads them. He says he'thinks the Homo Ciiclo is one of the best things ever introduced for tho children of Oregon. Jamks. J. Kknt. Cove, Or., April 21, 1882. Editor Homo Circle : lam a littlo gill 11 years old. I have to get breakfast while pa and ma do tho chores. We milk sovcuteen cows and make butter. Wo moved from tho Stato of Indiana In 1870. We came by railroad and stage. Wo liko Oregon very , oil. Wo have lots of fruit on our place hire at the Cove. Thcro is wild game in tho mountains, but pa's health is not very good, so he does not hunt much. Aunt Hotty, what did you get Christmas ! I got a wax doll that will cry, a string uf shell beads, a watch chain and locket and a pair of shoes. I do lots of chores for ma. I knit my own stockings. I will close, wishing tho Farmer good success. Doha 1!. Sfi.uek. Dkvtmi, April 20, 1882. Editor Home Circle : I did not go to school to day, as I had a bad cold and head ache. The last timo I w roto to tho Homo Circle I told about my trip to tho Ketson Spring. Aunt Hetty wanted to know wcro they aro, and what diseases they will euro. They aro about fifty miles south oist of Eugono City, near the military wagon road that goes over tho Cascade Mountains to Eastern Oregon; thoy aio nbout cast from the toad. P.i says tho editor of the Willamette Fakmek has traveled this road, for ho crossed at our ferry on tho middlo foi k of tho Wil lamette several years ago. They cure rheumatism, chills and mauyothir diseases. My pa is now in Illinois, visiting his brothers and sisters. My littlu brother Johnny and 1 h.ivu all the chores to do, cut tho etovo woou" and feed tho horaci. I hive three sitters at homos thoy do tho houso work and go to schoc 1, ami ma tends tho store aud post-olliue. Mail comes twice a week, Mondays and Thuisdays. I want my name on tho temper ance roll; brother Johnny wants his on, too Johnny says he would write, but Aunt Hetty says tho letter basket is full and running over; ho will wait till it gets a littlo empty. TommV IIanhsakkr. Salem, Or., April 10, 1882. Editor Homo Circle : As to-day is my birthday, I thought I would write to tho Home Circle. My brother gave mo a horse for a birthday present, and 1 can ride her anywhere. I havo pieced six quilts and got four quilted. I will tell you what I do to help, ma : I help cook, wash dishes, feed the chickens and help milk. 1 helped pa plant potatoes. There aiu a good many wild flowers in bloom now. Ah I can't think of any mora to write I will bring my letter to a close. Yours truly, Kittie A. Waoneu. BuitNrtiliF, April 0, 1882. Editor Homo Circle: I have been on a visit to my uncle in Prairie City, and had a good time. I have just got back. I did not seu any good papers there, but as soon as I got home I got tho Fakmehh and read the letters in them. I havo been going to school for a while, but I will have to stay at home and help pa sow oats this week. I don't liko to stay away from school, but my fa has no hired help this summer, so 1 will lelp all I can. Wheat look nico, and the peach trees aro in full bloom. I hope wu will have lots of fruit, for that is what everybody likes. I guess I will havo to close for this time,.hoping to hear from you soon. CniTiH Hown, BuilNHIllE, AruiLO, 1882. Editor Home Circle: I sent a Utter to the Farmer soma time since. It must have got mislaid by some means, for my brother's and sister's were published and mine was not, but that don't stop such a good paper, I think so much of Aunt Hetty; she must be a good, kind hearted woman, or the would not publish so man little letters. I havo been helping ma make garden and Help set hens. I am going to sio how many littlo chickens I can raise this summer, I will close, wishing the Farmer success. ruilM Hown. Minnesota, April 20, 1882. Editor Home Circle ; I am a little girl 7 ears old, My pa takes the Farmer, and I thought I would write a letter, I have lots of friends iu Portland, and we are coming there aa toon as the now rail-, ro.td acts through. My pi keeps a hennery, and ho said ho would give me a coop if I would tend them. Your little friend. Manw ANM3. Rmit)'Ikli), March 31, 18S2. Editor Home Circle : In the Farmer of to-day I see letters from my cousins, Nellie and Minnie Smith. Thoy write real well for beginners. I recdloot the firt letter I over wrote. I wrote it? to their mother and one of my cousins, aud I directed it to both on the same euvclope. Ono of my brothers brought in a bouquet of wild flowers a whilo ago; there aro lots of them around here now. I have marked several kinds, and this fall I am going to send Aunt Hetty some bulbs. We have had i begonia and a fuchia to bloom nil winter, so you tee wo havo had flowers the year round. We havo polyanthus, daisies, pansios, jonquils, wallflowers and a calla lilly in bloom now. My sister and I havo a flower bed each; my sister's is planted with bulbs; mine has dillcrent kinds of flowers in it. Wo atlend to mother's tloweis, too. We have a great many kinds of flowers, both in boxes anil in the girtlen. Wc live nt the foot of a hill, and there are lo's of hazel bii'hes on it; we gathered quite n lot of hazel nuts last summer. There are lots of thimble-berries aud strawberries around here, too. I like to go to school, but if it is ncc. ssary that I should not 1,0,1 think it best to stay at home. 1 do all kinds of house work. My Mter and I do the w oik week about. You inny add my mmo to tho temper iticu roll, and 1 will try and get others to send in their mines. Well, I can't think of any moio to write this time; I am like Aunt Hetty, I can think of pages and pages to write about when I first i-et n le'tcr, but whenlcomo to answer it lean scarcely think of anything. Good byo. Yours affectionately, Hannah 11. Huiidauu. Treating a Cow Like a Lady. A man came into the office on Tuesday with a black eye, a strip of court plaster across his check, ono arm in a sling, and as he leaned ou a crutch and wiped the perspira tion away from around a lump on his fore head with a red cottonhandkcrchicf, he asked if the editor was in. Being answered in the affirmative ho said : "Well, I want to stop my paper," and ho sat down on the edge of a chair as though it hurt. "Scratch my name right oil'. You are responsible for my condition. Yes," said lie, "I am a farmer aud keep cows. I re cently read an article in your paper nbout a dairyman's convention, where one of the mot toes wver tho door wa, 'Tioat jour cow as you would a Lady, ' and tho article said it was contended by our best dairymen that a cow treated in a polite, gentlemanly mariner, as though sho was a companion, would give twico as much milk, 'I ho plan seemed feasible to me. 1 had bena a hard man with my stock, aud thought nuybo that was one reason my cows always iirieti up wucii uuiwjr was forty cents a pound, aud gave plenty of milk when butter was only worth titteen cents a pound. I decided to adopt your plan, and treat a cow as I would a lady, I had a brindlu cow that m vur had been very much mashed on me, and I decided to commence on her, and tho next morning after I had road your devilish paper I put on my Saudi. y suit and a wlte plug hat that I bought the year (ireeley ran lor President, mid went to the barn to milk. I noticed tho old cow seemed to be bashful ami frighteiud, but taking oft' my hat andbowing politely Isaid : "Madame, excuse the seeming inipiopiivty o! tho re quest, butwi'lyoii do me the favor to lioist?" At tho sumo time I tapped her gently on the flank with my plug hat, and, putting tho tin pail ou tho floor under her, I Bat down ou tho milking stool. "Did sho hoist!" said we, rutlur anxious to know how tho advice of 'resident Smith, of Sheboygan, tho great dairyman, had woiked. ''Did she bout?" Well, look at me, and too if you think sho hoisted, lh.it cow laised light up and kicked mo with all four feet, switched me with her iail and bonkid mu with both horns all at onco, and when I got up out of tho bedding in tho stall, and dug my lint nut of (be manger, and thu inilUiug stool out from under mo and began to imul that low, f forgot ull about the treatment of hound cittlc. Why aluf fauly galloped over mo, and 1 i.evtr want td read ymir old piper again." Wu tried to ex plain to him that thu ad ico did not apply to brindle cows at all, but 1"- linbbled out the inaduest nun that ever il.t! a cow to lioist iu diplomatic language. A I'AIIII, To all who aro suffering from tho errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, etc., I will send a rccie-pe that will euro yon, puke of ciiaroje. This great rt niedy wn discovered by a mis tionaiy in South America. Send self-addressed envelope to tho Rkv. JonEl'ti T. In man, Station I), New York City. dcc30-6m Children CRY FOR Pitcher's Castoria, Mother like, tuid Physician recommend It. IT IS NOT NARCOTIC. OKNTAUItMNlMJJNTS; the World' great I'ulii-ltclloviiig remedies. They heal, hooIIio and curoJlu,nH,Woiiii(h)lWi,uklSuck nud JtlieumutlHiit upon Man., unci Hiiruliis, GuIIh, und Iame uchm iijioii lieuHtn. Clieujj, ijulclr anil rcllublo. SPURTS of tlUKUktlnK Muona, Snuffles, Craokliun; Pain In the Head, I'etld Breath, Deafness, and any Catarrhal Complaint , can he ox terminated by Wei Do Meyer's Catarrh Care, a Constitutional An tldotob Absorption. Tho most Im portant Discovery since Vaccina Uob w h.1- -