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WILLAMETTE AltMER: PORTLAND, OREGON, JANUARY 21, 1881. AN Allt AtilT.tTOII. Tfcv Tnz Hirrn In lie I'lnrri on Tlllniimnli Bwli Tor llic llenrllt ol Murliirr. Among tlio impediments to navigation none arc perhaps more to bo dreaded than thosu which nriso from fogs, mid consequently the nature of tliin Impediment ami tho means which may lie devised for obviating it are ob jects of gre.it iutctcst to the mariner. The only .moans nt present known for surmounting tho diflictilty la that of employing powerful founding instruments which may bo heard at a autlicicnt diitanco through tho fog to give timely warning of impending dinger. In the 1'acilic oecan a current of warm water starting from tho equatorial regions, passes along tho shores of China and Japan and following the general trend of tho coast continues along our shore Tho northern part of this current bo ing warmer than the ocean ttirotmli which it passes, tends to pioduco deiiso fofis ill tho re rion of tho Aleutian islands and tho coast of Alaska. As this current descends into lower latitudes it gradually loses its warmth, and at o certain point it assumes tho jnr.ictcr in riH-inl tii tho water throuuh which it mssos oi a comparatively comer sucnui, aim in mis causo U attributed tho prevalence nf foL's on tho coast of Oreu'on nml California which nro . ., . i , .. i ... ii.t. most pruval-nt during tho Spring and tilth SmnincT. with wind front tho northwest and west. Tho fog signals now generally in uso lo givu warming ui iijiiivi miu mu ,..i,w.i trumpet, tho steam whistln and tho fog sIilii, nml soma months nim the Liuht House Hoard ordered mio of tho latter description to bo used on Tillamook Hock in conjunction wltn tho lighthouse, of tho first order just com pleted, at that point. Tho siren has been completed nt the foundry of Smith llros. k Watson in this city, nml yesterday rullTluNI OP TIIK AlTAKATl'M Were placed on boanl tho lighthouse tender, Shubrick for transportation to its destination. Tho siren, originally invented by Cagnianl do Tjatour, as it now exists, dillurs csicntially from tho original intention, first, in being connected with a triunpot, In which it sup plies tho placo of a reed in producing tho agi tation of tho nlr necessary to tho generation of tho sound, nnd, second, tho revolving disk, which opens and shuts tho orillces producing tho blasts, is driven, not by tho blast Iticlf impingimr on ohliipio openings as in tho orig inal instrument, but by n small engine con ncctct with tho feed point of the boiler. The goncral character of a fog siren may bo under stood from tho following description! Sup poia a drum of short axis, "into ono head of which is inserted a steam-pipe connected with locomotive boiler, while the other end has in it a tri ingular orifice, through the steam is at brief intervals allowed to project itself. Immediately beforo this head, nod in closo contact with it, is a revolving disk in which arotwulvo orillces. Ily this 'arrangement, nt every coinplcto revolution of tho disk, tho or illco in the held nf the drum is opened and shut twclvo times in succession, thus produc ing a rnpid scries of impulses of steam against tho a'r into tha, smaller orillco of the trumpet placed immediately in front of tho revolving disk. These impulses aro of such intonsity and rapidity as to produce a sound unrivaled in magnitude and penetrating power by that of any other instrument devised. The urcn is operated bv n ordinary horizontal lo comotivc, steel boiler, with a small engine at tached, for feeding it and for rotating tho disk. It uses steam at a high prcsssurc, mid Home nf iti parts inovo with very great veloc ity, tho spindle making from l.bOO to '.',401 revolutions a minute. Tho boiler must bo uiuvr.N to its ruix wrAcmr In onler to furnish sufllcicnt stran and the siren requires mora skill and attention in its management than any other of tho fog signals in use. Tho siren, or more properly lireus, for as every portion of tho apparatus is lu- a'iw.ted, thcro aro two, tho ono to replace the other in case of accident, will bo placed near tho western front of Tillamook Itock, in front of tho lighthouse, and when in operation. under tho most favorable circumstances, tho warning blasts csn bo heard for a distance of 25 miles, and ordinarily 15 miles distant. The construction oi mis siren nag Been mane un der tho immediate supervision of Major (Jib 4 lespia, chief of tho engineer aervico in this ' district aud a gentleman who has ever I, since assumed chargo here, identified himself ,- in the promotion of ovcry interest looking to tho advancement anil welfare of onr State. The presence of tho siren on Tillamook Hock will prove nf the greatest benefit to our mar itino interests, and had such a signal been in operation a few weeks ago tho loss of the iron bark Xupata, with all on board, which was dashed to pieces on Tillamook Heads, would have been unreconlfd. . KKSILTK ne TIIK HTOKH. UgttU of (he IllaU Mnlrr at Unyton, JiibB May s alley nml oibrr flnrrs. In Yamhill county no material damago vtim done by the lata nto of the Willamettu river, excepting at Dayton, whero it was ijuito severe. In the warehouses belonging to W, S. Powell there are stored aliout I'J.ftOO I buihcls of wheat, 1,000 belonging to hiiiuclf and tho rest to tho farmers. In Yocum's warehouse there nro 'J.ftOO bushch, all belong ing to thu farmers, and nil (n both houses un sold. In tho latter housa tho water in tho wheat ruse to tho depth nf III inches aud only 7 in the former. Opt. l'ouell has from 1,000 to 1,500 bushels in dahiagod condition, and Yocum about MX). The gmatrst lo&s is a large three-story wnrehoue, ."0x100 feet, the ownership of whicli is in dispute, belonging to either Capt. Pott oil or tho railroad company. On Saturday afteriuon tho building ro,o and floated down ugairut the bridge, wheru it rested until Thursday morning, when the whoU tuwu assembled on the spot and Iwt'an tearing dov, ii and cutting av, ay tho immense structure so as to save the bridge. The upper sKjryouiy was rcinovcu, nut tlio worKv.ni be pushed vigorously fonvanl until the bridgo is free from tho new impending danger. The building is said to be good as new, the first cost of whicli was about t'2,500. The water was backed up by the Willamette and there was very slight cur rent, otherwiae the destruction of the bridge twould have been certain. When the water (alls a little lower there are several eld ship- Sing warehouses which will tumble and go own stream. The narrow gauge road is till ia operation, the nearest station being ball a mile out of town; the high water pre vent them from coming further. Captain Crawford lost 123 Angora coats by drowning) Tolue, 11,000. Tbi heavy rains coming on the top of the (now caused the highest water that has been known for years in the John Day valley. Lit tle streams became rivers, and the John Day looked like the Columbia. Bridge were washed out all alnug the valley, and travel was suspended. Wednesday's stage for Ma ker, from Canyon City, had to turn round at Indian creek and come back. At U. C, Trowbridge' the family had to move into the upper story of the bouse for safety. In Columbia county, W. T Pataha creek rose fifteen feet in a few hours, and the bridge 'at the foot of Ouslev Hill was washed away. Fence and wood pile were carried off and everal Tainilie were- rescued from the upper stories of their bouses by boat improvised out of wagon bed. a.i.t.ni. Httnrltiunp the Census Returns, shutting the I'opnlallnn ut our t'oniitr, ' The CeiisJs llurcau has figured so far upon the returns of imputation as to reach the con clttiu that thn total, ctchmivu of Alaska and that region v est of Arkansas known as the Ituliiu Territory, is fiO,l(V2,(i5!). Hut while thcio figures ara'otllcial they aro not final, and may be changed hearafter in the roisory calculations, though it is not likely that sucli posslblo change will goalwvo the units, tens or hundreds colums. Korall practical pur poses the total population of thu United States and Tern tor its, excluiivo of Alaska and Indian Territory, may bo stated at fiO, irCOOO. Tho increase sinco 1870 has been ll,:iljU,(IJI, oruenrly iiine nml one-tenth per cent. The present population of tho l'acliic Stilus nml Territories, namely, California, Oregon, Nevatli, Washington, Idaho, Arizona and Utah, is olllcially stated as follows: Cnllforni. 8111, fiStl 171,707 lIJ.'JO.-i 7r..i'ju :iJ,(5ll 40,411 l i:i,w- Oregon Xevad.i Washington . . Idaho Arizona . . . Utah Total . . I,3(W,7li Thu iiicrc.no of this div isinu of thu country since 1870 lias been 451, brill, or 4S per cent. Tho increase in Nevada was but (I per cent., which is tho lowest, whilu in Washington Territory it was 100J per cent, which is thu highest rate. The per cent, of increasa in tho I'uciflc division is greater than in nny other. In thcKasUrii illusion, including New York, Xtw Kngltml, Now Jersey nnd rennsyhania, tho percent is but 18. In tho Wiaern di vision, including Missouri nml tho Territories of Dakota, Wyoming aud Moutaun, .'II per cut. In tho Southern ditiiion, excluding Missouri and including nil tho other old slave States, , 'I I per cent. In the District of Co lumbia, .15 per cont. It is now conceded that 'honpuarcut large increase in tho Southern States is due to thu fact that this census was taken there with more reganl to exactness than any preceding ono, while that of 1870 was done- in a slovenly and cireless inanntr, lint reaching a hrgo class of tho population. There is but onu city in tho United Status or on tho American continent that contains over ono million population New ork. There nro time others that contain over half n mil lion; threo others nbnvo.'IOO.OOOi three others nbovo 'JUO.000, including San i'raucuco; nnd ten others nbovo 100.000. Tho following is a carefully revised Kit of tho cities that aver age :I0,IKX) inhabitant each, California having two of them. It will be u good thing to keep for future reference! .New Vork l.SOil.t'K) I LxtliiniMt, O 8I,(HJ" riilU.lol'lil... M'l.lMt I l'.itcron , S0,si7 llrooktjrii ... Mi,bti Tolislo W.I II ClilciKO . (01.3m (.'lurlciliiii I9.W-I II. .Ion. . ;mlt,M I'ull lllitr u.uotl St. Ixiul. ,. SMfitt Minneapolis ..4U,Hs7 lUltlnioro Mi lift) Wmnlopi . I.'..!j0 Cincinnati S.tt,70J .N.i.lnllU 3,ill San PrancUco. , si.niii itea-llng ,iVl .N'twOrlouis. .. 2IU.I4H IlirtrnrU l.'.Dikl ClsuUml, 100,1 1 i w llmhiKton il.i'.'J I'ltUbuu. iM.m Vm.lci 4I.C5S IlillUlo ... lriS.137 St. I'illl 4,4'IJ WmliliiKton.. . 1I7..HJ7 Ureiici,Mus ,3'J,I7S Newark IW.40U Detail U.077 LouMlllo m.MS l.jnn. . . ..3s,;sl Jersey Lily . I'JJ.TiS Denver 6,(xW Detroit. . . 110,31'.' (UkUnJ, (ill 3l,tM Mllwsukte.. . 116,678 AtlsnU 3l,:t9S rrmlJrues 10I.S.W t'tlcu , 33.013 Albany W.V03 rortlanil, tie 3.1,810 Ibxhotrr . .,, fcO.noj Mcmplil , . ...Xl.t'JS Allrcluny, I'a, M.USl SiirlnnrlJ, Ms 3J.3IU lnJlumills. . 76.074 ifinchrtttr, N, II ..3'i.U.IO Itlclmioiul. ., IU.WJ St. Jo-i.h,Mo 3.',4sl New llaen, . ViMi (IrsnJ lUiilils 32,015 LomcII !U,4s5 Whetlinir 31,'M Wnrcntcr. . U,'M MoMIe, At 3I,'.W, Try W.747 llobokm 30,is KaiiMtClty.. . U.S13 lltrrlibunr 30,702 CinbriJiri',Mus. ti,Tui Sionnkli 3u,ul Sjrscuas M.7U1 Oraihs 30,61 j AKOTIIKK IIOILFE IttlLWAY. lacorporailon of (lie I'ordaml and East I'orl laud Hirer t Uallnay Company. Yesterday article of incorporation of th Portland aud Kant Portland Street ltnilway Company was filed iu tho ollico of the county clerk, with J. C. Hawthorno, William llcck and C. M. Wihtrg as the incorporator. Tho capital stock, of the new corjioration is cVK), 000, dividod into 1,000 shares, and thu priori iwl otlice is to bo located in this city, Tho object of thocompiny is to lay down, con struct, maintain and operate a lino of street railway, to ho propelled by horses, mules or otherwiae, within thu city of Portland and over the Willamettu river, by tho bridgo now iu course of erection, to the city of Kast Port land. Thu route of tho railway is to lie through Morriton street, over tho bridge to N street. Kast Portland, thence to Fourth street. Thu road is to bo constructed of iron or steel rails and will bo run through tho en tiro length of hu above named streets, or so far as tlio corporators shall from time to time ilcniro tn run tho tame. Tho bridgo, it is an ticipated, will bo completed in four months from the prtsent date, and tho street railway line will be ready for buniness nt thu Mine, date, unless prevented by some circumstance unlocked for. On Tuesday (ion. Howard wns to tnlo com utiudnt West Point. Tho alwenco of mail aud telegraph facilities for ten days iual.es limine dull at head- quartern. Tho antics of a few of tho Imys in blue after niv iliv has icmilted In reinforcement to thu shoul brigade at thu pott, and inoro clcvili nets of tho walks and roads is thu fulfillment of tho penalty. I.ieut.'Col. Alex. Chambers, '.'Ut infantry, telegtaphed on the 31st that prevailing storm prevented bis immediate di-parturu from Fort iii hi nr tins Km, uuu it is sun iiuciriani when he can come down. Last Friday thcro vtas another cniodo at the garrison, two episodes, both boys, tu ins in fact, presented by tho wifo of Major John A. Kress, of the Ordnance Department. This is the second pair of twins at the garrison within two mouths, and if this sort of thing goes oil much longer nono but single men will consent to be assigned to Vancouver Ilarrocks, Upon the recommendation of tho chief quar termaster, a system to bo known as the "For age Agency" system has been established in this department, to the end that at each con venient stopping placo on the main routes of travel in each forage district, passing otliccrs, enlisted men and others, may obtain the regu lation allowance of forage to which the public animals in their charge are enlisted, at a stipu lated price. In view of the prevalence of scarlet fever as an epidemio in Portland, Major John Moore, Medical Director of the Department of tho Columbia, has written a letter advising the people of the garrison and of Vancouver town to prevent any children from visiting Portland during the prevalence of the epidemic, and cautioning every one coucenung entering rooms where there has been scarlet fever. The recommendation of the letter ore timely, and should bo itrictly followed by all our peo ple. Order will be issued at the garrison to enforce proper precautions. Eighteen hundred and igbty-oue is the first year since 1771 whose figure read the same both way. TEKUITWKIAL. Tho Carbon 1 till conl miners struck for higher wnges last week. Seattle) ih out of butter owing; to tho non-nrrival of thu supply by tho Dakota. Ft I'd. Foster skipped out of Wnlla Wallu leaving behind numerous cred itors. Now Tncoina is flourishing. Eight or ten new houses nto in progress of erec tion. It is stated that the N. 1. 11 R. Company propose to connect New nnd (JIil laconia by mil. Ueorgo I). Rodney goes to tho Wash ington Territory penitentiary for 18 months for an assault with a deadly weapon. James S. U. -Smith has been sent to the Penitentiary for larceny in n dwel ling. Says the Walla Wnlla Mutnnniin; It is tumntrd that the railroad magnates intend pulling up tho Dltio mountain branch of Ihe O. R. ,V N. Co.'h line. Wihopo that this is not tuie as it leaves one of thu richest portions of Umatilla county- nut in the cold. The lhiena Vista cot respondent of tho Itcmiicr in speaking of tho llood, says: Wo hear of loss of property, cat tle, horses, Imgs nnd sheep on nil lnuuls. !Mr. Mooro has lost everything, houso nnd nil. R. F. Wells 1ms lost nll.of his sheep; Mr. Rrownu lost a lino horse; James McGlniu lost considerable stock; and in fact nearly eveiybody who lived on thu low lnnds lost tnoro or less stock, saying nothing of dnmugu deno to fences or cord wood. ST.ITK NEWS. Rov. II. S. McLuiTerly, of Eugeni City, will shortly lecture at Oregoi City. M'lM Nora Simpson has been engaged iu ono of thu departments of tho Oregon City Seminary. Tho Itemlztr hays that tho narrow gauo road is to bo extended from Dallas to Monmouth, Tho entire family of W. 0. Hender son, of McMiuuvilie, have lieen nlllivted with diphtheria. JInjor John Thorp, who settled near Independence, l'olk county, in 1811, died on thu 'Jth iust. Many peonloof Umatilla county, look forward to tho building of u now town somownero on tuu Umatilla river, nenr Thorn Hollow. Hon. Ben lfaydeu lost about f0 head of cattle and ono horso by tho high water, lien evidently did not hav them ou his Polk county farm. Mr. J. W. McGrow, of Porrytlah who has been reported as losing 10,00 bushels of wheat on l'acillc dock, i( this city, says his loss will not reac 1,000. Mr. Reding, of Pendleton, has re ceived a contract for clearing twenty six mill's of road for tho O. R. it N. Co. along the Umatilla river and up tho Meacham pass. Eggs are soiling nt McMinnvillo at 20 cents per dozen. Ileal estate, says thu ;Wforiii, Los an upward look at Astoria. Nino young men were arrested at Highland, Clackamas county, for dis turbing a public meeting. A. H. Soulo, of Cray's lay, died on thu 9th or 10th, from exposure. Tho deceased was better known as "Old Tianner." Udney J. Hamilton, a young man who was born at tho Cascades, died thcro of consumption n few days ago, iu his 21st year. Ho was a general favo n'Ki. Mr. T. Hook, ot Abiijua, Marion county, lost a horso valued atSlfiO somo tiino sinco by being snagged. This makes four horses that Mr. II. Iiuh lost within tho last two years. "Rov." T. W. Spnnswick received tho grand bounco out of tho First lluptist Church for; Find, "Pitvarication and falhehood. Second, "Conduct uncrhis- tian and unbosoming it Clui.stiau min ister." The Attoriaii says that Senator Slater writes hopefully of tho ehauco of secur ing a liberal npproprintion finiii tho present Congress for Columbia liar im provement. The sum of 150,000 will bo asked for. Wheat Sauvaok. Workmen aro busy re moving wet wheat from the dcuks, which has mostly been purchased as a speculation, Mol son's brewery has dried considerable sinco tho Hood, and the grain presents a good apntar once, but is very brittle. It is thought it can be ground into feed or even an inferior grade of Ibur. All haste is being made to dry wheat before it begins to sweat, after which it would be of no use whatever. One lot sold for fifty-five cents per sack when wet, and after drying brought one cent per pound, netting a handsome retuni, but it is safe to say thst not all of it will prove as valuable, Tho feed stores are handling very little of it, preferring to buy it after it is dried and tested. Nearly all that was damsged bos now been sold, and it is now to be hoped that nono of it will find it way through the mills into Hour. Clearid. The British bark Earl Derby, Colquhoun, master, cleared at the custom house yesterday with the following cargo) 4,331 sack flour from North Pacific Mills, 3,800 sacks from Red Star Mills, 2I.0SO sacks front Imperial Mills, 499 cose dried fruit and 31 case of salmon. Total, 3,118,732 pound, valued at 170,370. Body Foond. Another body supposed to be trota the Lopata, came ashore on West1 Clatsop beach, and was given Christian burial. A r.UANil EYKNT. The rrnpowl llatl of llic siirlims lodges of Hie A. O. f. W. In Mils lllslrlrl. At n meeting held on I'Tiday evening by representatives of all the lodgts of the A. 0. U. W,, in tnis district, it was agreed to give at an early date a grand masquerade ball in this city, although tho exact date has not as yet been agreed upon. Tho ball will bo given nt New Market Theatre, for which purpose j the entire parquet is to bo covered by n sub' attntlal portable- Moor which including tho extensive st-ieo will transform tho liatiilsnmt templo of Thespis into a grand ball room for the convenience of tho hundreds of devotees of Tcipsichore that will attend. The dress circle and gallery of tho theater will be re served entirely for speo aturs nml will nllord to those who desiro tobomeicly lookers on nt tho carnival of mirth nml hilarity, n splen did opportunity of fii doing without interfer ing in tho least with the morn active partici pants thronging tho Door. A Committee of Arrangements consisting of tho tollnwing griitlemrii, who nro to hnve full charge ot the nll'.iir has been nppointidi K. A. Wheeler, of Unit lodge, No. A. h. dsscl, I'lik-lity. No. 4) Tiauk (I. Abell, Industiy, No. 8 0. Stratton, lVcilic, No. l!l Leo MiOnwau, Cortland, No. .'17 l Mr. Kelly, Hope, No. I. Not less than S'JUO worth rf prizes will bo award od on this occasion. I'm t her particu lars next wtck. For some time past, says the Walla Walla Staltunnn, Prank Hull, the well known come dian and dialect actor, has been living with a young woman known as Lottie Hall, who, "by way that are dark," managed to lay by somo money for a rainy day. Lottie, although as much of a lady as nny of her class can Ik), wns so Ignorant that she could neither read nnr write, nml nil business to bo tlnno was nttended to by Hall, who claimed to bo her leyal hus band. Homo timu ago this virtuous maiden picked tip her furniture, stored it away, nnd started for Spokan Falls. Returning n few day sinco she brought with her n young man named Ncal and three hundred and fifty dol lars, which she deposited in tho bank in the namoof Frank Hall. On last Saturday, Hall drew the mnnoy, told thn furniture to a "fecund hand man" nnd skipped for Portland, accompanied by Fred Foster, Josio Chester and nn nctor named Green. As noon ns IMtfu found that Frank had left her forlorn, she had a warrant issued for his arrest and last even ing tho 'drama culminated in her marriage be fore Judge Lacy with (Icorgo Ncal, tho young man who accompanied her from Hnnkaii, In tho Innguagoof .Shakespeare, "nil's well that ends well " hut alio is out about SI'.Ti. Kllbrts will be made to bring Hall to justice. Know All AikiutIt. Thooillccni of ocean steamers, it is said, can, from their points of observation on deck, tell more of what is go ing on among tho passenger flirtations and elopements and better jmtye of their char acters, whether they nro fugitive from jus tice, commercial travelers, clergymen or grass widows, than tho jmscngcr learn lielow. Onu observing captain declare that ho knows whether a young woman has left her lover nt on port t expect to meet him at tho other. If her lover is behind hersbo enrea nothing for wind, rain or fog, but gets Uunixl, freckled and toughened in a highly healthful and imlo pendent fashion. But if her lover i waiting for her, alio takes intlnita tosuble with veils and other complexion preservative. DAUAor.niiv tiik Fukid. Tlio late mln, whicli lasted over forty-eight hours, says the Hilvcrtoh Apjxal, raited the streams In Ma rtonotjyty to a bight not uqualcd sinco 1S45. .Swales wcro merged into creeks, and creek into river. Silver'creck at this placo was es pecially high, tearing out the boom at Tar pley's saw mill, anil setting adrift a largo number of logs, besides gutting the mill loss aliout $200) Silvcrton Flouring Mills, by loss of their head gate aliout $.W0. Lnsic to the railroad company on tho lino will aggregate f 'J.'i.OOO at a guru. Had there been snow in the mountains the dainago would have lain much greater. It was an uipeusiva freshet as it piovcd. In Had Conmtiok. Tho Wasco county roads, says the Timu, arc in bod condition nt tho best season of tho year, and the lato freshet ho washed thum nut badly, so that it will tako considerable timo and expense to placo them in repair again. Thu nml lending from Thu Dalles to Vivo Milo creek, on the overland mail routo, is in a terrible condition Tho bridgo over a canyon obovu Mr.Cushiiig's farm has been washed out, nnd travelers have to go a considerable distanco iu onler to cross. Other mads have fared as badly as this, nnd it is dillicult to ascertain thu extent of the damages at thu present time. "When I was onco in danger from a tiger, ' said an nld Cast India veteran, "I tried sit ting down and staring at him, as I had l.o weapons. "How did it work? nuked a bv stsuder. "Perfeetlyi tho tiger didn't offer to touch mo. "Mtrnngu! now no you account for it!" "Well, sometime I've thought it was bocauso I sat down on a high bunch of a very tall tree." Tho Princoof Wales has won $7.'5.00O on horse races. If hu win or loso, it troubles him but little. In tho former cue, half n doun of his subjects pay it j- in tho latter, nl I if then , "Ltndlady," said be, "tho uolTco isn't s-t tied." ".Vo,"shu replied, "but it comes an near to it ns your but month's I nurd hi, I iloos;" and that man nevcrspoku again during thu meal. "Very intillcctual boy, that of yours, Mr. Ooggiiu; I should like to uxamiuu his bend." Proud father "Johnny, what humps have you got;' "ivu got tlio hump tint limy JIOpKIUS gi npkins gave inu on the noso, but I'm layin' for him ii, father." Mr. Longfellow can tako a worthless sheu of paper, and by writing a poem ou it make it worth ?.'iO. That is genius. Mr. Vsnder bilt can writo fewer wordson a similiar sheet, and make it worth $.'i0,000,000. That is cap ital. An aged colored man wo hastening home from church and was asked why he wk in so great a hurry. "O, nothiu' partiklir, boss," was his answer, "on'y I jess hoerd at do con frunce dat Sam Johnson's fell fin grace, an' I thought I'd get right home ' toon's I could 'nlock up my chickens) that's all." vicics auiDE. We got the annual book which comes with all the old life and with many additions, in the way of new varieties of seeds and plants. Vick's ha become a household word anion tf all lovers of flower and plant and bis seed tray always bo relied upon as coining true every time. It is necessary in Oregon, where the seasons come so early, that we should bo prompt in making out the list for the vegeta ble garden. We hope you will tako heed that spring i just upon us and we should bo get ting the tomatoes starting, in pots and boxes. The pansie too, and various other of our in dispensibte flowers must be started early to get enjoyment from them. BPOOPENDYKE BtCK. His Touchlnc Resignation Under A3lict!on. "That's better," groaned Mr. Spoopendykp as his wife arranged tho cool pillows under his head. "Now I can dio lookimr out upon tho trees and sky," anil Mr. .Spoopctid ko is sumed a resigned expression of visage, nnd gazed out of the comer of his cyo upon n baro nil.ttitlius trco nnd a half-doen telegraph wires. "Oh I you won't die." said Mrs. Spooeii- dyke, cheerfully. "You're only a little sick, nnd you'll get over it." "That's all you know about it," snarled Mr. Spoopcndyke. "To hear you talk, ono w ottlil think you had only to bo lit tod tip with little beds and n bad smell to bo nOovcrnuietit bos pital. I'm down sick, I tell ye, nnd I don't want any fooling about it." "Well, well," cooed Mrs. Spoopendyke, "don't oxcito vnurself. Keepipiictaml you'll get well." "Miit'h you'd euro." luuttcivd Mr. Spoop etidykti. turning on his side nnd testing his check on his baud-til nttitudo generally as sinned by martyred spirits on tho nppruach of dissolution. "Will von tako your drops ngiiit, dear?" asked M'rs, Spoopcndyke. "It's time for them." "No, I won't. They're nasty. I haven't had nn) thing but drops for a week. I' mm tho way you administer drops, one would think you werotho trapdoor of n hanging maclilne. (iltiimo somo ugs, "Hut there ain't any tigs, dear. I'll go nml get von Minc,"anid Mrs. Spoopciulyko. "That's it,1' grow led her hiicliand. "Yuil only want nu excuse tn leave mo to dio nlonu. Why haven't yo got somo figs? You might know I'd want figs, (lot nny citron?" "No, I haven't any citron; but I won't Ikj mora than a minute away, nnd III cct you any fruit you want." "till, yes, you il get It 1 unvn tin iloulit. What you want is it rail fence around, nnd a gate oil' tlio hinges, toliuAilnd-gaatcd orchard. Fetch mo somo strawberries." "Why. strawberries nro out of season. Thcro ain't nny in tho maikct now." "I supposed yoml say that, moaned Mr. Spoopeiulvke. "You've always got some ex cuse. If I should die, you'd have nu npolngy ready, (liinmu something to take this taste out of my mouth." "What would you liko dear?" asked Mrs, Spoopendyke. "Soil), diM gast itl (limmo snap if yomun't think of anything i lse," demanded Mr. Spoon, enilvkc. "Mebbii vou niu't got nny snap. At least, you wouldn't have if I wanted it. (lot any cherries?" "Noi thov are nut nf seaiun. Thcro nro If I can't Where's somo grains in thu closet." "Dnut want nny measly grapes, have what I want, I don't want it, thoso drops? by dont vim gi' medicine? doing to let inu dio for want of a littlo attention? Want tho lifu insurance don't ye? doing to giuimu thosu drops lieforo the next election?" Mrs. Hpoipcuilykn ladled out the dnan, half of which went down Mr. Spoopendyko's gul let nnd half over tho front ot his nightshirt. "That's it," ho howled. ".Spill Vm. They nro for external application, Put Vm any where. Pour Vm up tho chimney," nnd Mr. .Srioopcndyko fired tho spoon across tho room. "Have a pieco of oraniro to tako the taste awavj" asked Mr. Spoopcndyke, very pleas antly- "No, I won't," objected her spouse. "(lim mo apiece of muskmclnn." "I don't boliovo they have muskmelons In December," sighed Mrs. Spoopcndyke "Of courso they don't," responded Mr. Snoopendytc. Tliey don't have anything when I'm sick. It' a womtri- thr mm houses. "It's a miracle thov have Ixifs. I'm astonished to think they have doctor and dnig-storcs. I'vo got to hurry up and die, or tliey won t nave any undertakers, or rniiins. or graves, (limmo a picco ol orange, will ye; H'pnsu I'm going to lio hero and chaw ou the tasln ol (lieui drops lor a monini "You'd liko thosu grapes," suggested his wife. "No, I wouldn't cither. What do you want me to eat cm for. (lot any interest in thu gropu trade? (jet any cnmmnuiiou on thoso grapes? Anybody pay yo to mako mu eat Villi Unuwnulil think ynit only wnutcil an iron arbor nnd four small lioys climbing over you to bo a grapovino. Where' mv pill?" "Ynu took your pill, ilcar, replied in ia tient wife. "Oh, of cnursol A pill is out of season now. Can't even have n pill when I feel liko it." And Mr. Kpookcndyko groaned iu spirit nnd inked dismal. "Nnw, sit down and dou t move. I want to sleep, Don t you mako a hit of noise, it you want mu to live." And Mrs. SioKiiieudyku held her breath mid nevsr rustled n feather whilu her husband Itv and el.ued out of thu window for nu hour mid n half, , "I Will Bpealc jo Jtiat Old Man." Ho was Jowly wnlUii'' In thu street. Ilo nt(ipicil now nml then to look hero nml tin ru. It seciueil ns if ho wouhl liko to no noiiiu oho ho knuw, or to htur souiu himlworil, or tui-.iy NOiuitbiiiit to hijiiiu ono. It was plain that hu was loiiily- ns if hu wns thinking how few pcojilo were left whom hu knew, or who hail any intcicst iu him. lgavuhiina kind saliiatiuu. Hu toiM'iI nii'l K'lwul ut mu in u kuul nf wouiliT, Hiemiuy kiir)iritiil at my salutation. There was in a moment n sinilo of H.ituf.u:iioii on his f.teo. With a voae breaking tti h emotion, husluw. ly sanl, "It was ery Mini iu you to shmI to thu nlil man. They ilou't speak iiiikIi to mo now, OM fiicmls havu lassdl away, anil thu yiuiii ilo not know mu. I c.tiuiut twlliubiit myself to their vivacity) theiu sums a gulf between them ami mu. Ko I am much sail ami very lonely." sly voicu chtvreil him. It lifteil n burilcn. It was to him a ray of sunshine shooting from bebiml a ilark cloud. It is long ago that thu old man went to bis heavenly rest. Ho lrojrcl all lifu's burdens with his death. Hut I hail not forgotten, and never shall, thu cheerinir Influence of kind words uikjii him. (iood old man, it was something to liavo only onu littlo star shine, even brielly, on his dark horizon. A Stranie Freak. (National Lin Stock Journal) air. J. It. Hliook, of Ohio, writes us that ho has a tow tUat was turned dry on tho 18th of Octobtr, and oa the lflth of Novemlier she dropixxl a rnalo calf, lioth cow and and calf did as well as is usual) and, on the 'Aid of Do ocrnber, she dropped another calf, eighteen days after tha preceding birth, lioth calves are males, Urge ami tine) ami cow anil calves aru doing well. Mr. Shook adds that lie lias handful from thirty to forty cows (or several years in a dairy, and has never seen or heard of anything equal to this. AGENTS AND CANVASSERS tUU from HI In IM per wrh selling finis Us LlLKIUBOUrauo., IV UucUr-.Ueet, Ntw Yofb, Hovl lor IhtU CUlogu saj Units. r My Annual Cntnlogtic nf sritelnbln and tlo.ier Metis lur IKSI, rleli In eiirslii Irum l'hotok'rui!u or tho orlxlnila, will be stnt KIIKK tosll w lm plj Mvolo eu-tonirr mxsl not it rite (or It. I olTer one of tliuUrvrpt collections ot triMsblc sctils tscr sutitout li mi s eeil Iiihio In mtrtca, a lirye INirtluu ot Mhuh wire irron nu in ix sol faring ''ullillreitlons for iiiHIiaMoii sirs taili pink-tire. AQ scitls wnrnuitiil lo le lsith In-linitl trim toimtnr; s.i far, that sliouM It nit ullit-rnl-K, I will mill tin onltrurJlU. Tlio orul.ml liilnslmer nt the lltiMnnl Siuili, I'liliini)'. Moli'ii, MiiMtlirml OiMuires, Mpl can Corn, mnl nsirs of oilur stiretntili-n, I Intltc tin pntrivi nro of nil w Ii.. ire aiulnas In Imto tlulr scut illtiitl) fnim tlui irnmcr, fretli, true, iiii'l of Hie vrrr best strains. m;s i:(.S I'tllllN IM'Mltl.Tt. 'MINJ (ll mll!. M.irl.l.-lmi.l. Jinx, Ifl, irt WILL CERTAINLY CURE Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Influenza, Astb .' ma, Whoopinp; Cough, Croup, and ovcry Affection of tho Throat, Lungs and Chest, including Con sumption. Sold by all Druggists. NOTICE. Onr Descriptive Illustrated Tries 7 1st, No. 30. or llrr Goods, iU., will lt Isaneri abont March 1st, 1HHI. l'rlres quoted Iu No. 98 will rnimln ironil until that date. Hi-ml ns yourtmma enrlr for topfof No. D. Frretoanr ililrf. MONTdUMKItY WAUIl A VII., 97 Amu Wabash Ave., OIiIcseu.HL. SAWING MADE EAST- A boy 10 year old can tw off a stooi log lit i wo mm at, Our stw portaMs Monanh Lightning' Bawlaff Mashlna rlvsli all sthsis. SO easfc tnU tx ftna tar sms wks csa wwssai sad mvf la Iks I4 sraj, ss est toy 6 yssis M4 csa srtsk IMS sssrslas Wamalask Clrculsis ssal Tnm. A(saa ssaatsd. novaiei utmrm ut , Wei De Meyer's CATARRH! ONE DOLLAR. Ths unprvcislviiteit muvtss ol tlio rcniarkablt if )crtv-r....ia.. uHrl licJIIffrr In rnluHns; tl irli-e toll a rrkiie, JiJ ol all sukatnU) ,-., cents s w l.ai;snil I mit sump cure, will bsjtren' usaml by Uholcsjlo DruirvUU, hi tilini(lur INs mitsUiiip WrllXillrj'rr'st'Mlarrli Curr. U.K. Irry&Co., IdlNt-rH., N, Y. )nu7 3iu Si. IIC. . II. MC'llOliS, WIIOSK (IIIKAT KUIIMXS IN TIIKATINlt 4liroiilraiiilslliiliii.nl lurnrHlilr Ills rusrltllH)aHho :hIIIVI UOIni:, IIo.hu 33, f TIMIItsH AMIllllKHUtlisol isuhwuk Ns ha for mnsuliulloii. Iilirs lo(lo. W. W. Tkajier, (IllU'it lime, lUiikrraol Kali in, ami lion. II. A. Julin. son, Halrm. (Ill otiitr iU) lie will Ui t halnii, at N. K. lorntr ol OomincriUI ami Clisiiu-ktU Htn-vts. J4lll'tf IMt. Wl I iivnMii.r;, V. s. " VJiTlilirNAUY SVJKS eon; I'lirlluuil, (Irruiiii. tl(a rrisu-rltlon fur PIsesMSot all ilus,sol stock. I'll'f, foriAih irrwrl'llon wrltUu. hUlu ini. toius anj ati of ajilnulsas lusirss lsMlLle, Ulllrr (.'. 1' IU.i,n' HUikluiik hulilra, w;HiouJ hi., Ut hliiikan.Huk Krslilriirr (.'or Tlilrh ruth au-l Tab.r bt. GHAS.H.D0DD&G0., Frsst, rint tai Visa Cts rertlaad, Or., HolJI AUSKTS VOU TUK JO'HM DEER'S SULKY GANG AND W.UKIXU Als Tt7 TarUlj ol SCHUTTLER FARM AMD SPRING WAGONS. BOLD .IGtENTB Buckoyo Grain Drills AND BROADCAST SEEDRB AU of sjklsk sr or at losrsst ass islas. V mifcUirrimtM. 9pm aaH WsTWWIiMttillsllMiSS J - - rims. T