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JM '$ 1 WILLAMETTE FARMER: PORTLAND, OREGON, AUGUST 6, 1880. ! Edited bjr Mn Harriot T. Clark. THE OLD 8UBSCHIBER. II m tlio old subscriber, Hi eyes were rheumy nnd dim, But "ho won't takin' no paper That was pokln' chafTathlm." For lie picked till paper up ono day, Ami it went to his heart like a rocket, "Wliom tlio gods love, tlio young." it said, "But they whosohcartsarodry,"ho road, "As summer's dust, bum to tho socket." Then ho looked through tho paper with wrath and doubt, And his heart with anger burned, For ho found a t had been left out And ho found an o that was turned. And he lifted his voico with a mighty shout, As tho sheet with'his feet ho spurned. Ho stopped his paper) ho would not read Such a blundering, villainous sheet) Of tho news It contains ho had no need, Ho could hear tho news on tho street. Only ten days later ho sold his corn; Hut ho ponnded his head full of dents, When ho learned, after selling for twelve and a half, ' It was quoted at forty-two cents. And his farm was sold for taxes, becauso Ho didn't know when they were duo, And ha bet on tho a race three days after date, And ho let on tho wrong hone, too. Ho was fined nine dollars and seventy cents For going out shooting on Sunday, For ho didn't know, with no paper to read, Whether 'twas Sunday or Monday, Ho came to town to the Fourth of July, But it had been over a' week, And ho felt so mad that ho wanted to cry, For ho didn't know how to sheak. Ho thought that Grant was president yet, And ho never had heard 01 Hayes) It was worry, and blunder, and troublo and fret, All Ids weary days, So ho camo to town ono summer morn, And signed for Ids paper again, And went back homo to his wheat and corn, Tho happiest man among men. U -U - J CHOICE HECIFE8. ssioTiirnr.D chicken. Chooso a nico plump chicken) split it down tho back tho samo as for broiling, and bond it so as to break tho brest bono and mako it lay flat in tho dripping pan. Put a few strips of salt pork over tho chicken and half a cup of water in tho pan) cover it closo and bako In a hot oven for half an hour, then baste with melted butter and replace tho cover. After this, basfo every ton minutes, onco with me.lt cd butter and afterwards with tho drippings in tho pan, keeping tho pan covered between times until tho chicken is Under. Baste finally with melted butter, season with pep per and salt and color tho surfaca a handsomo light brown! Remove to a hot platter, put a spoonful or two of gravy from tho pan over tho chicken and sprinkle it lightly with chop ped parsley. Put a spoonful of flour into tho dripping pan, wash and cook until smooth and brown, season to taste, bod fivo minutes and pour through tho gravy strainer into tho gravy tureen. JtlCB CnOQCtTTIM. Wash half a cupful of rice through several waters, then put it to soak for an hour in a pint of cold water. Boil it in the samo water for fiteen minutes; put in a pint of milk and simmer fifteen minutes longer w lion it should be nicely done. Beat in a teaspoonf ul of melt ed butter a saltspoou of salt, a beaten egg, and half a cup of rich, milk or cream. Stir well 'together and cook for a minute or two longer, then set ono side to cool. When cold mako tho rico into small round balls, or' little oblong rolls. If properly cooked it can bo easily handled and will keep its shape. Dip the rolls into beaten egg, then into fino crack er crumbs and set them aside for an hour, or until needed. 'Cook in boiling hot drippings tho same as you would for doughnuts. Drain on whitish-brown paper for a few minutes, keeping them worm meanwhile at the open oven door. Place at regular intervals around the edgo of tho dish of chicken. WARBLE CAKE. tight parti Tho whites of three eg, lieatcn thoroughly, one cup of white sugar, ono-lialf cup butter, one-half cup sweet milk, two cups of flour, one and one-half teaspoon of baking powder. Dark parti ' Yolks of three eggs, brown sugar, one-quarter cup'of butter, one half cup. of molasses, biie-bslf cup sweet wilk, two cups of flour, one and one-half teaspoons of baking powder, one teaspoon of cinnamon, one of ginger, half a nutmeg, one cup chopped raisins rolled io flour. Put a small spoonful of each mixture in the baliugtin alternately, in order to make it as mottled as'possiblo. Bake it in a moderate oven. This will make a large cako and is excellent. AMMONIA FOA rLANTM. .1 liad been using spirits of amonia to cleanse some fabric) it was diluted in soft water, and wishing to empty the dish, I turned it on a scarlet geranium Uiat I brought out of the sitting room (as it looked as if it was struck with death or old age) and set it in the kitchen window. It was a pretty strong dose, but I thought I would see what it would be. It operated like a life elixir) the buds began to well, and to-day it is as fresh and vigorous, w itli a thick foliage of leaves, as a young aud thrifty plant. I af tern ad tried it on other plants, and I Cud it a splendid thing. It seems to strengthen them, and they really show that it is the oue thing needed. It is not a costly fertilizer. Ada, (aged four), who was doing some thing, and was told tq dsnt by her mother, Mother: "Ada, am I to speak, f you again!" Ada: "Yes, sua, you may il you like." . , i i i V A child a little over sixyears of age, on entering the oratory' for the first time, and seeing the Rev, Father in his confession aJ, said, "Oh, auntie, look) There's Noah in the ark." .jfaij lt$ $liilitri( ROBERT BURNS; I see, amid tho fields of Ayr. A plowman, who, in foul or fair, Sings at his task) So clear wo know not if it is Tho laverock's song we hear, or his, Nor caro to ask. For him, tho plowing of thoso fields A more ethcrial harvest yields Than sheaves of grain. Songs flush with purplo bloom tho rye. The plover's call, tho curlew's cry, Sings in his brain. Touched by his hand, tho waysido weed Becomes a flowcrt tho lowliest reed Bcsido tho stream Is clothed with beaut)) gorso and grass An heather, where his footsteps pass Tho brighter seem, Ho sings of lovo, whoso flamo illumes Tho darkness of lone cottago rooms) Ho fcols tho force, Tlio treacherous undortow and stress Of wayward passions, and no less The keen remorse. At moments, wrestling with his fate, His voico is harsh, but not with hate) Tho brushwood hung Alrave the tavern door lets fall Its bitter leaf, its drop of gall, Upon his tongue. But still the burden of his song Is lovo of right, disdain of wrong; Its master chords Are Manhood) Freedom, Brotherhood) Its discords but an intcrludo ' Between the words. And then to dio so young, and leavo Unfinished what ho might achiovol ' Yet better sure Is this than wandering up and down, An old man, in a country town, Infirm and poor. For now, ho haunts Ids native land As an immortal youth) his hand Guides every plow! Ho bits' beside each inglo nook; Ills voico is in each rushing brook, Kach rustling bow, . His proaenco haunts this room to-night, A fonn of mingled mist and light, From that far coast. Welcome beneath this roof of mlnol Welcome! this vacant chair is thine, Dear guest and ohostl -Longfellow in Harper's OUR LETTER BOX Our old friend Harry comes to tho front with a long letter full of life, taking caro of tils rights. Ho will mako a livo farmer some day, and liavo tho best sheep, horses aud dogs in tho nclghliorhood. Johnnio F. likes to havo every ono sign their full name to their letters, wo think that is tho best way, If Rover is so well brought up and properly lichavcd as not to kill sheep cr suck eggs, he deserves a medal, at any rata ha deserves to be fed throa times a day, Pcoplo aro too apt to forget tho necessities of animals, and that often causes animals to have bad tricks. A child or person would steal food if they were starving, so wo could not blame a poor dog for sucking eggs when ho was suffering from hunger. Did any ono of you young folk ever know what it was to be very hungry? Lola Froman must write a longer letter next time, alio need not be afraid of tho waste basket. Nora wants tho girls to keep up tlulr in terest in tho little letter box, and sets a good examplo by writing agaiu herself, sho writes with evident caro and neatness, without a blot or an erasure. This practice of writing letters for publica tion is calculated to improve tho writer in composition and stylo, Caro should be taken that the spelling should be correct and the punctuation right. To be sure tho printer makes it right it there Is a mistake, but then all the littlo folks must take prido to see how they can improve on each letter. There is not sufficient care taken in this generution by teachers in teaching reading, writing aud spelling especially in largo schools are scholars very deficient in these commonest branches. When we were young wo had spelling and reading twice a day and some times oftcner, now tome ologies tako the place of common branches, geography and map studies are much neglected too, and if parents will take the trouble to examine their children they will find that they do not know the capitals or how to bound States or countries. This has lieen tho experience in many families. Chester could not give us a very long letter on account of haying and then milking time camo too soon. Thanks for those seeds, although it was the bulbs that we wanted to Ket- West Point, July 10, I860. Editor Home Circle: Once more I am forced to lay down my hoe and take up ipy peu to defend myself. Katie S. wants to know what I study. History, reading, physical geography, grammar anil spelling. I have finished practical arithmetic, Katie, my dog don't kill sheep either, for he is a full blooded Knidish .atachound. Nellie Cole is of 'the opinion that my sheep are scabby but they are not Every one that sees them says that they are the nicest slitep in the neighborhood) Nellie dont think my sheep are scabby because your'se are. Some. time when you are going to Harrisburg I willJ show you nether my sheep aro scabby, and I will run a race with you, Eva Dunham thought I had quitted her, bat 1 don't because you do. I have not proved myself to bo a coward yet I did not tell my teacher's name because I did not think she wanted her name published in the paper, but tto plainly that sho does. I know Ada writes your let ters for you and you kaow it too. Well, I just named my lamb Rutherford B. Hayes be cause it xas so scrubby and didn't have the blood, of a Democratic sheep. But TiUlen lived to be a fine sheep and we sheared two coata of wool from him and then sold him to a Republican, who soon let him die of starva tion and cold. Now Ada, I am sorry you luado a cat's paw of Kva to crtvo me n slap. Eva Dunham, I Ihink Ada Bradley is a toler ably good teacher, ,but net by far the best teacher I ever wont to. One of Ada's scholars last Summer who had just left Miss Boiso's school, used to sayt "Oh how I wish Miss Boise, had these soholars for a while, wouldn't it niano them squirm to got their lessons) they d learn how to study," Yours scspcctfully, Hauky Doctiiit. Eook.sk Citv, Or., July 12, 1880. Editor Homo Circle! I agree with Benzlo on tho "coward" qucS' tion. I think that they could find a better subject to writo about if thoy would try. am not going to school now, school will bo out in throo weeks) our teachers name is Miss Gray, I liko her real well. Wo have just commenced our haying, but wo havo to stop now on account of tho rain. Wo expect to havo about CO tons of hay this season. Tho Spring wheat in this part of tho country looks fino now. As it is milking time, I will close, wishing success to tho Fahmkiu Yours truly, Chester 0, Ai.uany, Or., July 10, 18S0, Editor Homo Circloi As I havo seen so many letters from the littlo boys and girls, I thought that I would writo ono. I am a littlo girl 12 years old) I livo on n farm four miles east of Albany. Our school was out a week from last Friday, I got two chromos tho last day) our teachers name was Mr. Ucorgo Paul, I liked him very much, I liko to go to school when we havo n good teacher. I wilt closo for fear of tho waste basket) success to tho FAntmi. Yours truly, Low A. Froman. fliiMin, Linn Co., Or' July 10, 1SS0. Editor Homo Circloi I ant a littlo boy 1 1 ycrs old. I havo )ecn going to school to Miss Lois Fletcher and I liko her very much. I study practical arith metic, fourth reader, third geography, spell ing and writing. I like geography best of all.. Wo tako tho Faiimeiu I liko it better than any of tho other papers. I always read tho letters from tho young folks tint. I liko them best where thoy sign their names. I help work the gnrdon, feed tho hogs aud chickens and help milk. I havo a dog) his namo is Rover and ho does not kill sheep nor tuck rggs. 1 will closo by wishing tlio r aksieh great success. Yours truly, Johnnie F. FAtmow. . Suspending the Decrees. ( Tho French Government appears to havo teon alarmed at the strength of tho resistance to tho execution of tho .clerical decrees, and after expelling tho Jesuits it has therefore thought lit to call a halt, and allow tho other ecclesiastical societies to remain unmolested. Of course it will bo necessary to proceed with tho original programmes sooner or later, and It is doubtful whether any real gain will bo mado by hesitating. Tho expulsion of tho Jesuits has mado it apparent that tho French masses, and especially tho rural population, havo no sympathy whatever with that onler. In fact it has been the upper classes, and par ticutarly tho nobles, which liao manifested tho strongest objection to tho decrees. There is no love lost between tho peaiantry. tho workman class, and the nobles, and the rich middle-class, and therefore it is evident that the rigid execution of the decrees as against all tho congregations is not likely to endanger any popular support tho Government now possesses. No doubt any proceedings in the nature of persecution directed against the rural curates would lie productive of opposi-' tion, becauso tho peasant women would then tako up the cudgels for their priests. But the indications aro that the Government may safely proceed to take the educational ma chinery out of tho liands of tho clericals, and that tho people will offer no opposition, nor evince any dissatisfaction with tho change. . New Manufactures In the South. Tho cotton planter hail to bo froo from tho slavery of tlio slave before he had time to test the practical valuoof cotton-seed. In this ono industry or rather in tho multifarious industries grow n from ono starting-point, the making of cotton-mil oil tho South has de veloped manufacturing and commercial In terests that in ono decade has doublet the capital invested in cotton. Tlio capabilities of tlio cotton-seed aro very plural. It sup plies tho market with any and all oils, from the delicate olive with its faint-green tinge to tho rich and heavy product of tho castor bean. Olcoinargerino-iuakers are buying a crude quality, which, they refine into creamy yellow butter, fresh tastings as the famous "golden sheaf" of Cheutvr county. Aft r all these good and appetizing things are made, the seed-cake is shipped to' England, and Devon cattle wax fat on its fibrous grease. TMe changes now talked of by the sugar- makers are no less marvelous. Tho leaves and crushed cane aro to bo made into paper. As a low grado wrapping paper it is already a success, but it is to supersede rice paper in cigarette-making and linen, in the parchment, envelopes and letter paper, so valuable where tenacity and lightness are requisite. In fact, the possibilities claimed by the sugar-makers aro only rivaled by the Arabian Nights mar vi U already realized by the genii of cotton, Cincinnati Gazette. A little boy was taking walk with his mother whcnsuddcidy a tliumUistonncame on, wheu the little boy exclaimed, , 'Oh, mam ma, the sun Is bursting out into ft loud Uugh." A lady says to, a little boy, aged four, "Don't stand up in the carriage, because you might tumble out and then there would be no Harry." "Oh, yes," replied he, "there would be lfarry on the road," ,M- aged four (her kitten being dead), M.i 'Has pussy gone to heaven, papa! I'.i "No, darling." M.i "Why not" P.i "They dou't wan't cats 'in heaveu." M.: "Would they scratch the augeU Our Knowledf e of Paleontology. Tlio irreligious tendency of geology was as much feared 20 years ago, as tho irreligious conicqucnco of tho doctrino of natural selection can bo dreaded by any ono to-day. Encourag ed by tho result of the laW of Cutler and his successors, noting how truth in ono field has bcn lit upon by laborers working in another, lot uskunhcsitatingly regard tho great physiol ogical hypothesis now before us on scicntifio grounds alone. Thai tho general history of animal lifo on our planet has been ono of in creasing do clopincnt, there can bo no rational doubt Not that it has been so constantly and exclusively progressive as onco considered to bo thq cascj nor that wo are as yet entitled to speak with much precision as to detail. Wo are, it may be, only at the commence ment of our knowlcdgo of paleontology. Of tho book of which wo recover, now painfully, now unexpectedly, pago after page, wo havo neither tahlo of contents nor index) tho very numbering of tho pages is often barely legible Still, as to tho general arrangement there can bono hesitation. Water-breathing animals; preceded air-breathing anlmsls; animals that could sw im preceded thoso that could crawl; tho latter preceded those that could walk or climb or fly. Incrcoso in specialization of function has marked tho' birth of the younger species, as compared with tho moro ancient Features special to distinct classes of animals nre foil ml united in single, families among their remote predecessors. Tlio several ideas of the rcptilo of tho osseous fish, of the beast and of tho binl, may Co taught to bo indicated In the most ancient typo of tho cartilaginous fish. Increase, of dignity of the superior forms of lifo concurs with tlio incrcoso In spec ialization of function that accompanies tlio de cline in tho scalo of antiquity. University Magazine. The Ltme-Klln Club. As soon as tho meeting was fairly under way, IlrothcrGsnlncr announced that Judgo Andavy Martip, late, of Alabama, but now traveling in tho North as tho agent of a patent fish-hook, was prosont and doslrod to address the Club on "Our Future." It was voted to hear tho address, and after balng received in duo fonn and introduced, tlio judgo stood upon tho platform and began! "Wo mus' not look In do past fur our fuclicr, No man kin tell what do uex' huu'crd y'ars will bring fo'th by looklu' olsjr du fencu of olo grave yards. What am onr fuclicr? Who kin tell what ilia nashun will amount to if it keeps on In do way it hex begun? If any ono had told you twenty years ago dat to-night I would stau befo you w id a paper collah on my neck, you would havo set him down as an assassin, yet do march of improvement has accom plished cbcu .mo dan dat, rur do sum of fifty cents you kin havo a brass watch chain fixed up so nigh like gold dat you kin work It in on a hoss trade, for WO. F.f anybody .had told Gcorgo Washington dat do day would coma when shirts would button behind, what would dat great man havo said? Dis kentry am a mighty clock. Klicry hour ticket! off am a mile o' railroad' built, a bridgo laid down, a hill leveled or a forest cleared, filch of ns as kin rcmlier back a huu'crd y'ars in do fuclicr will not bo surprised to sco jugs wid frco handles, coffeo-pots dat shot up liko a jack-knife, rat-traps dat illuminate do house, an' rockin' ch,ars dat sail arouu' on wheels." Tho speaker closed amidst cheers and ap plause, and for tho remaluccr of tho c ruing fi as given tho scat of honor under tho bear trap. Detroit Freo Press. Good Interest A capital story was long current relative, to prices charged for goods in Gait in its eaiiy days. As Mr. Shade began to grow rich, and rumors prevailed that he made profits of at least forty or fifty per cent upon his goods, he was one day visited by a well-known, honest Dutch storekeeper in tlio southern part Waterloo township, who could not under. stand, but was extremely anxious to learn, how that gentleman obtained such handsome prices, "Mr. Shade," said he, "I have come down to ask how it is you can get forty or fifty per cent prt upou your goods, when I have hard work to ct ono per cent, for mine? Will you tell mo the secret?" "Ouly one per cent," replied Mr. Shade; "why you muat'eharge more than that!" "Oh no, I ijon't," returned his Waterloo frivud, deeply in earnest. "When I pay 81 for au article, 1 novcr cliargo more than $1 for it, and I want to know how I can get forty or fifty per cent. liko you?" Mr. Shado explained as well as his risibility would permit, when his Inter locutor departed a wiser if not a liappier man 'Hie joke, how ever, was too good to keep, and there is fun to this day over tho Dutchman's one per cent. Most of the highest priced butter used in New Yoik and New Liiglaud to-day is nuid from Jersey cows; it brings from 40 to 48 cciit pertiound, aud the demand is greater than the supply. The bulk of the butter dealers do not handle this, and it is not known to the news paper market reports. As a rule, it goes once or twice a week directly from the dairy where it is made to tho dwelling-house, or club, or hotel, In which it is eaten; it has less than ono quarter of an ounce of salt to tho pound, and thus none of the finer and aromatic odors tore lost It is'inade from the inllkof healthy Jer sey cows, who eat only the sweetest food, drink the purest water and brcatho the clear. (St lir, are carded and brushed and carefully bedded, and are always treated with gentle, ness. It is made from milk which is imme diately removed from the stable, though the stable is daily sprinkled with gypsum, ami has no manure cellar under or near it; it is made from cream which has rien In' leu than M hours, in clean tins aud in a clean atmosphere; it is granulated and brined or washed in the churn, and worked with the greatest care; it is always kept cool, but never 'tbi.cl.ed with ice, even on the table. The cows, the milk, the eream. the salt the tins, the butter. Are all kept clean and, in an odoilcss atmosphere. Country. Gentleman. Sctucmiu. for the Willamette Fauuer. Chinese Coollelsm. A rccont report of tho Imperial Cusfoms Commissioner at Ban ton represents an Ameri can firm as being engaged in a modified slave trade, and explains tnoquarrel between China and Peru., It is staled that the firm of Oly. pliant & Co. mado a contract with tho Peru vian Government to furnish tho latter with somo "0,000 Clilncso coolies, principally to work on sugar plantations. Tlio Peruvians did not nsk Olyphani & Co. how they were going to procure thoso coolies, and tho American firm did not troublo Itself much about tho matter cither. Its method was a siniplo one. It employed agents to pick up all tho destitute and suffering Chiucsa laborers they could find, by promises of food and work, and on being brought to headquarters these recruits were entrapped Into signing contracts to labor for long terms of years in Peru, under conditions pne tidily thoso of slavery. The wages were $1 a week, and tho coolies Ixmnd themselves for eight years. As tho Peruvian paper is worth less than fifty cents on tho dollar, it will bo seen that llicse wages ore really littlo better than an (cxcuso for slavery, They would amount to about $21 a year at tho best, and in tho most cases would fall bclw $20. Tho coolies havo been ill treated in Peru,, their employers regarding them as chattels, and when the Clilncso Government camo down on Olyphant t Co. and refuse to let themcar- ry out their Ingenious plans, they were justi fied by every consideration. The selicmo was A villainous one, and it is to bo regretted tliat an American firm should havo been connected with it. Other complaints made against China by Spain and Portugal are traced to the same cause, namely, tho desire to procure slaves from China under tho namo of coolies. The Clilntso coolies havo procd so profitable when working for foreign employers that there Is a growing desiro to havo moro of them. They aro moro docile, than negroes, and stand trop ical climates as well. There is, therefore, likely to lio a strong otlitrt to revive slavery under tho disguiso of coollelsm, and such powers as Spain and Portuiral, which possess no sympathy with freedom, will havo to be watched sharply, and prevented from bully ing China, when she endeavors to protect her subjects, and prcecrvo them from tho miser able fact of tho banished coolfe. Record Union. Vermin. A few years since, on going into tho Ian houso and putting our hand into a nest, we ex perienced a queer sensation, nml upon a close examination, discovered that n multitude of ininuto living organisms were spreading over our hand and arm. Wo soon ascertained that wo wcro infested with' them, aud had to chango our clothing. Wo had never seen any tiling of the kind before, but wcro convinced that they were mites, and did not live upon tho bodies of fowls, but fed upon them at night after tho manner 'of their cousins, the led bags, and went to work in enrmst to des troy tho pest Tho first prescription administered was a doso of whitewash, well laid on. We said "surely that'hos done the business for them." But wo wcrj sadly mistaken af a host still.ro- mained. A second prescription was to cover tho floor with finely powdered slackened lime, But thoy only shook tho dust off their feet as a testimony against us. As a ilcniicr resort, wo poured kerosene from tho spout of J can 1.11 along tho perches, and especially where they rested, and into every crack and crevice, and for an opiate put half a pint of kcroscno into a watering pot, filled jt up with killing watir, and sprinkled tho sides and floor of tho build. ing, saying, how do you liko that, Mr, Louie! Everything was kcroseiied except n wooden bucket contained water for tho fowls to drink. Tho next morning after administering this severe remedy, wo went to their quarters to ascertain their welfare, and as a preliminary to give tho fowls fresh water, set tho bucket outside, .As the morning sun shonu upon the top of tho bucket, it appeared to be stt around with lieautiful red garnets wo were surprised and delighted, and wondering what it could be that was so very beautiful, and of tho apparent garnets, when, lo! nud liehold, touched with the tip of our fir.gtr one it dissolved Into a miiltitudo of mites, that were filled with fresh blood from the chicken. Wu were somewhat crest-fallen, but gavu the bucket a thorough ablution, fruui the stiaiii iug spout of Akittlu'of boiling water. We concluded that the bucket was the only thing within thilr reach free from kcioscnc, and they accordingly mado it their place of rendez vous. Morning after morning we gave the bucket a doso of toiling water, ami the mites gradually disappeared. Early the following spring tho pel dies were treated to n liberal dose of kerotcue, and no mites have since put in nu appearance. "KUTital vigilance is the price of iicacu" in rearing iioultry as in otlitr vocatiousof life. Mrs. L. Harrison, inl'iaiiie Farmer. "' VankeejCuteness. Kitting on a piazza overlooking Buzzard's Bay tho other afternoon, the landlord told us tho following story of Yankeo ciitenrssi "When I kept a country store," said mine host, "an old farmer came Inonoday t'i make a butter trade. He had a lot ef fnh butter and I Asked how much he wanted for it. 'Fourteen cents,' ho asked. 'Will, I'll take It Just as It stands,' was my reply, and ho put it down cellar w ithoiit further coMinmt. Hi then ordered a lot of goods-flour, sugar, and so forth, that hu wsuted to take home with him and he akd rue how much that would omo to. I figured up and found that they amounted to about two dollars more than the prko of the butter. This seemed to annoy him, and after boning and hawing good deal, he said; '' low CapVn supposin' tliat butter was sixUeii cents a pound, what would it foot up!' I told him a triflo over as he iut the groceries tutu his wagon, 'I reck'n w e'H hev to call it a square trsde.' " ' ' i T. IUOdeneal, of Albany, I 1 been appointed Cltrk of the Supreme Court, and entered upor his duties yesterday morring. The Wrong, !(' Tlio Portland Advertiser tolls the following story I There was nn eminent sergeant-at law somo years ago who had a cork leg that was a triumph 'of artistic deception. Nono but his intimates know for certain which' was tho real and which was tho sham limb. A wild young wng of the "utter bar," who knew tho scargcaut pretty well, once thought to utilize this knowlcdgo of tho sergeant's secret to take in a green, ncwly-flcdgcil young bar rister. The sergeant was addressing a special . jury at Westminister in his usual earnest and vehement style, and tho wag whispered to his neighlwri "You see how hot old Buzfus is o.vcr his caso) now, 111 bet you n sovereign 111 run this pin into his leg up to tho head, and he'll never notico It, he's so absorbed in his case. He's a most extraordinary man in that way." This was mora than tho green horn could swallow, so ho took tho bet Tho wag took a largo pin from his waistconat, and, leaning forward, drove it up to tho head Into the scargcaut s leg. A yell that frozo thp blood of all who heard it, that mado tho hair of tho jury stand on cud and caused tho Judge's ,w ig almost to fall olT, ran through tho Court. "By Jove! it's tho wrong leg, amy vo lost my money," exclaimed tho dismayed and conscicnccstrickcn wag, quito regardless of tho pain he had inflicted upon tlio learned sergeant. SolMIelptuj Young Women. Massachusetts shows n larger number than any other Stato of tlsvso self-helping' young women nud what a splendid class of girls they are! Quiot, modest, self-poised, their ono aim in lifo Is to tako ndvantngo of tho op portunities for education and put tlivm to good use, Their purpose is ns apparent in their simple refined dress, stripped of every super fluity, as if written upon each ono of their garments. Dark, short dress, jacket ami walking-hat. This is their dress, irrcspectivo of fashion, yet they look sulllcicntly fashiona ble. Their steadfastness, their goodness, gives ono a sort of heart-ache, knowing how littlo tho world cares for such, how hard world it is, ami how cruelly tho many have, in so many waj s, to bear tho sins of tlio few. , A Scotch child, six and a half yan of age, when repeating his prayers, objected to , mako the tinml petition to God to bless him aud inaku him i good lioy, justifying himself by saying, "No, I wanna) Iaiknl Ilimnlrcady, and ho didn't doV" Ague mixture Chlll and Fever aro permanently cured by Dr. JayBe'a Ague Mix' tare. With a littlo caro on tlio part of tho patlont to avoid exposure, and tho occasional usoof Javisk'h Sana- ' tive riLM,Uils romody will bo found to bo cortoiu In 1U oporatlon, and rad ical In 1U cffccta. 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