r r-' .? i .4 rf f . ii e WILLAMETTE FARMER "UW3 of HJsiANDfW DIRECTORY. OFFICERS ofthe NATIONAL GRANGE. MatUr John T. .Tones, Barton, Phillips. Ark. OvertterJ.J, Woodman, l'aw Paw, Van Karen, Mich iMturtrk. n. Bmedley, Crcsco, Howard, la. SlticftrtlA. .1, Vaughn, Memphis. Teun. Ait't Sttwanl Mortimer Whitehead, Mlddlcbusb, Bomervet, N. J. VnaplatnS. II. Ellin, SpMngboronRh, Warren, O. TruuurtrY. M. McDowell, Wayne, Steuben, N. Y. Secretary U. It, Keller, Louisville, Kr. Oale-h'e'iMr O. Dlnwfildle, Orchard Cirovo, Iud. Om-Mrt. John T. Joiicr, llnrton, I'MIIId. Ark. Flora tit. Hamiiol IC. Adam, Montlcelln, Minn. Ihtmoiui-hlit llurvojr Gortdard, North (iranby, C(. Ludy AnMant XUtcarUiUtt C'arollno A. Hall, Louisville, Kr. ' EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. I). Wyntt Alkon, (Chairman,) Cokeabary, B. C, K. It. Uhankland, I)ubniuc Inwa. Dudley T. Cliase, Claremont.N. II. Alonao (I jlder, Hock Fall. Whlteildo, III. W. II. Cbambcrt, Oswccclicc, llurecll. Ala, OOIcern of Oregon State Grange. Matttr Wm. Cyrus," Bclo. OverietrA. . Shtploy, Oswcro. Secretary ti. W. Randall. Oregon Cfl Lecturer Mrs. K. N. Hunt, Sublimity. 8crttarvU. W. Kandall. Oregon City. Sktvard-Vf. B. Thoma, Walla Walla, W. T uwwuiu hiUi I uuiuft"! nana f, bum, ,t i. AmMant SUwardQ. W. Itlddlo, C'anyonvlUe. unajumn w, ii.tiray, A'lnria, TrtuurtrH, P. Lou, Portland, Qalt-Kttpr Daniel Clark, Halcm. Cfcr-Mr. I), A. Miller, Jacksonville. Vmow Mrs. H. D. Durham, McMinnrlile. Torn -Mrs. K. A. Kelly. Katt Portland. Lady Au't MeieardilTt. Georgia Smith, Hood Hirer, wasco cnun y. gueutirt OmunllttVm. Cyrns, Bclo; It. Clow, Dallas; K. I,. Hmlth, Hnod Hirer. BUxlt Uiulimn Aqtnl. P. Lee. Portland. Stato Grange DeputieB for 1877 roil OJUct. Erprtti. niNTo.y, A IIMdc Corvallla Corvallls CLACKAMAS. Enoch Hklrvlne IlntlnCreuk MW Kandall Oregon ully IXItfUt.AS. J Willi) in Myrtle Creek CM (laidnor Drain's Station MULTNOMAH, Plyinntmi Kelly Kurt Portland. ...Katt Portland MAIlltIM, P FCastloman Ilntluvltto O W Hunt Sublimity Halcm JACKSON, JN TMIIIer" lackssnvlllo Jacksonville rw.K. P A Patterson Illckroal Halcm I.AKIt. J J Cli.irlton (loota Lake fackfonvillo jortiii'iiiNa. Daniel Flivtiir Kerbyvllto Jacksonvlllo I.ASB. James W Matlock . ...Onrlicn,,,. ,, . I.INN, KAIrvIno Lebanon Albany wai;o. John End Tjgh Tho Dalles VAUIIII.I.. DC Durham MrMlnnvllb J Halngton (lustiiu , (JIIANT. Dll Itltmhurt CauronClty Canyon City COLIIMnlA. IS W Out yarn... Columbia City TIM.AMWOK. U F lloldi'i Tillamook North Yamhill IIMATir.l.A. JB Whltu Weston Weston I'CIIM. J Henry Hhroeiler.... Ott n-AsittNuTON Ttiinironr. rt.AiiK. B W Itrmvn Vuucnuver I.'OI.UMIHA. ItPHteln Dnyton WHITMAN, LB Hlnitrr Colfax ciikiim.i. M Z (loodilo Klma I'lKIICK, OB Mvkhan Chehalls Point TlltlllWIII. I, O Abbott Olyinpla Olympla U Lougmlru Yulin KINO. Julius Horlon Seatl'.o Hcattlo i.nwrs. L M Plrrsiii Claiuato TAIitMA. 0 P Cook Kllcnihurx Grange Celebration. Tho Patrons of Umbandry of Sltisolaw Qrango, No. 61, celebrated tbo lth of Decern bor la tho following manner: Tho bouse was called to order by Worthy Mastor W. I. Coleman, who delivered tbo oponing ad dress. Thoro bolng a nnmborof outsiders present an invitation was eztendod to them to ma roll In tho procession with tho Patrons, and was accepted by some whllo others pro forrod to look on. Tho march was enlivened with otno vocal tntislo by Mr, W. N. Crow, MIsj Kmtna Ilussell, Mr. A. fllelober, and MIssMary Mlsner. Aftor tho timrc'i wo had nomo moro good music, then tho differ ent committees were called upon to assume their du les. Mrj, Simpson and Mrs. While, asslstod by others, tookchargooftho numor ous boxes of oatablos, and Mrs. Cartrlght, asslstod by Mrs. Itussoll, soon had thooyster soup roady for tho tablo, whloh was fairly loadod down with good things of oyory de scription. Dinner was announcod, tho com pany gathored around tho table with a koen rollsh. lllosslng by Kev. WalUco, Knoy mint by tho crowd. Immediately after din ner a Iroat of oindy and nuts was distribut ed arrorjg tbo llttlo ones. Then tho readlog of the Declaration of l'rlnclplos by F. M. Nlghswandor. Noxt a speech by Win. Ilus sell. Thon tho Itov. Wallaco was called npoa to addross ths audlonco, whloh ho did In very ablo manner. A song from the oholr wound up tho affair in a vory pleasant manner. Tho number of persons prosont wasestlmatod at 120, which is u very fair turnout for tilun-Iaw precinct. MlW. A, J. NimiflWANDKR. BORN LIARS. "There nro six things that tbo Lord hates," King Solomon informs us; "yea, sevon nro nn nbomlnatlon unto him," and two of these abominations area "ly ing tongue'' nnd "a falso witness that spealtoth lies." All men ought to havo found out by this tlmo that It Is never safe, cither for a public functionary or a private in dividual, to do wrong. It Is neversafo (o Indulge in swindling, cheating, or bribe taking. It Is never safo to prnetico cor ruption, any kind or degree of it. It is never rafo to I ml ul go in falsehood, nnv sort of It. It Is never tare to do any thing which would bring shame to the doer by being rovcalcd. Ono may fancy his misdeeds can't be found out, or have been covered up, or can be so covered; or that they can't be dented or explained away bo that peoplo will be deceived about them: but yet it remains true that thero can bo no safety for tho wrong doer, and no security against its expos ure Though this looks hard to some people, it is nevertheless In accordance with the fixed and irreversible moral law of thlntrs and of being. Tho only safety for a man, or for p, womnii) Is In re fraining from wrong and In doing right. Lven In old times, at tho very beginning of human history, it was said, ''Bo suro your sins will find you out." A New Game for Boys. Deo. 1st, 1877. Mt. Vernon Grnngo, No. 131, met at Silver ton, Doo. 1st. nnd hold an election ofolllcers as follows: M.,T. W. Davenport? O., J. 11. Iladloy; I,., L.C. Wolohj S Joseph Moserj A.H..W. Hlcksj Chan.. N. Scott! T.. M. Hicks; Sec, D. Ij. itomlngton; G. K John Mosor. Lady olllcers hs follows: (J., 8. llloks; P., N. K. Davenport; F., II. C. llom- Ington; L. A. S., Jennlo Hcott. 1). L. ItKMiNdTON, Soo'y. Alfalfa Clover Potatoes. Colfax Innny countv uhero tbo Deputy a pointed Is not tbu most sullnble, nr.d the (lr.ini;i of ihu locality will jiropurly Imllcatu In inn n cholre. I will bo pbn'id, ror In many luslunnm I bavo Idvii olillurd to maku up. uolntmuuts nllliout knowleduu as to tltio-s'. WM. OYIIUH, Master Oreiroii Htatu (Iranuo, P. of ll. Mooting of Subordinato Qrangos I.INN COUNTY. Ilnpn, No. "I, ninotslu Alhiiny, on the M nnd HH'itiiriliiVH of nuih mouth, ut I0i. tn. Oik IMhIii, No. 0, In llitUoy, Hud nnd lilt Hiturdnyn Ht 1 1 u. lit . Humor. No, HI'), hi Cnvwfordsvlllo, lnt nnd licA H.ttiirditvs. at '- I), m. SyntotiMO No. U'l, ut Millors Htutlon, 4th Saturday i nt I p. m. Lohimou No, -l, at Lolmuon, -l and lth Saturday, t It) iv. til. (Imnd I'mlrlo No. 10, lth Haturdaj'. Knox lltitto No. '-"-'. Ut nnd Urd Hatiir- thlVH, Siiutlam ml und lth SaturdayH, 1st mid ud Katnr- Hi, No. 37, Ut 10 H. III. Ilrownsvlllu No. diiVN. Taugoiit, No. 7, 1st und ,'lrd Frldnys, ut 10 a.m. Harrlsburg, No. 11, 1st nnd 3rd Satur days, at 10 u, m, Hhodd, No. tl, Ut and 3d Saturdays, at 10 n, in. Happy llr nut No. It), Ut and 3d SaturdayH lu ohiiIi moiitli from October to Juno, and ou thn Ut Halurtlny tliu balaitoo of Ihu yuar. Harmony No. ', 3rd Satunlay, regularly, oxcupt In Nov, DtH) , Jan., Feb,, and Match, whuu thoy meet tho Ut Friday. IlKNrON COUNTY. Soap Crook No U, Ut Saturday at 10 a. in. WlllMiintttt No, 5'J, UtTtiuraday, at 10 a.m .l'hllouiath, No 1'.!, -till Saturday, at lOa.m, LANK COUNTY. 'OwihwoII, No. (II, till Saturday, 1 p, tn. 15iigoni, No. M, tti Kugunu City, 3rd Sat 'day, Ht 10 a. in. Uimrity, no. 711, 'i nvuniay. Oothon, No. 101, UtSaturday. at 10 o'clock Jutiotloti l.'lty, No. -13, 'Jnd Saturday, tit 1 p. in. HIiHoUrr. N). .M, llrH Saturday hi each iuoulti,at 10 a, m, MoKotulo, No, 107, Camp Croek, '.M Satur day. POLK COUNTY. Oak Point, No. 3, Ut and 3rd Saturdays. MAKION COUNTY. Hilmu Oraitgi, No. 17, Ut and 3J Sour dy In ocli iimntli, oxcopi In August, Sop t unbar, uud Ootobor, whuu It moots only on tho Ut Saturday at llutlr hall In Salem, Alibpia, No 13't, lth Sstnnlay. Hook Point, N IS ,'l,l Saturday, ut I p, m ilutto Croak, No. S, 3rd Saturday, Ht 10 .i. m. WASH I NtJTON COUNTY. lltMVoitoii No, 100, imntu Ut, SatunUy, ut 10 o'clock. At tho rumilar incotlng of tlm Oawhro Qraugu, No 175, tho aiuilHlttlto ton of otll ois was h'ld, whloli nailtot tw folhiwo; a, K.ShlpUy, M; J. H. myt", O: J. M IJbhuyS. Y.j O W, llryant, Lj. F. Font N.j J. C. lUimor, A. H.j o, Kriiw, T.: J, llnMitwtdl. t. K.J W. Carman, j .Mrn H. L. IIye, tvrcs: Mm. O, K Shlplov, F.( Mw.H. Fold, r.j Ml.a Ktta Caruian L. A, 8. ailKK.NVII.I.K, On., Doc. 0, 1S77. Your corrcsmndontnsked for Information In regard to raising Alfalfa In Oregon, miiuo iliuo ago, nnd prosumo I havo born answer ed by almost ovory roador of tho Fakmi:ii who has had any exporlonco with it, for which I liopo thoy will sccopt my thanks Itsooms that tholr trlsU with II, lu this valley (Wlllainotto) for most part, does not nugiirlts RticcfliH in Oregon. Some tmoful hints with regnrd to Hh culturo liuvo been obtained by thn corrcajwndenco, nnd I pro poso to oxporlmont omo with it during tho coming noiKon, As for lted Olovor, wo havo had somo ex porlouco with It hero, In itinerant Kinds of soil with tho following result: Firs', wo sow od small patch or clover In March, 1872, n pirtnl which was i-owod with oats. amis jwrt was sowed on rloh pulvorlod noil byf lUself, and tho ground rolled. Tho soil vn4 alike In both pieces. Tho oats choked the clover out In that ploco, but tho othor took woll nnd N now us good ns tho hocond your. ! which Is as good ns any I over mw In uuv ootmlry. Thin was on bottom lands. In March, 1S73, I sowed small pluca ofclover, urter plowing a plcco of t,od tiplnnd twice, it this tlmo pulvtrUIng thoroughly with harrow, and "brushod" It In. That ulrodld splendhlly nnd Is "A No. t to-day. AUo lu Maruh, 18,5. I sowed Knottier pilch on upland fern laud whloh cams up 11I01 but was killed by n free.a In a few days. I ro sowed It again lu April and ll then camo up and did well, nnd la ns good iiHiinyoflt now. Again, last April, 1 wowod number plut'o which I paslnred with eat ch and shiop all thn summer and which Is now gcod pasture. This last was 011 rloh bottom Intnl. I regard red olovor ns ono of tho best bmshii. fiir pasture for this climate, nnd Intend sow lug Kimiral ucros this coming soason. My potatoes are rotting badly, and with, nut mtioh regard for tho condition In which thoy wore dug, wo had upwards of'JCO bush els oftlio tubers, nnd porhups less than CO bushels aro unatlootod with tho rot, It Is n kind of dry rot, many In this county (Wash ington) aro having tho namo experience with potatoes. Yours, J. H. M. They had been engaged for a long time, and one evening they wore reading the paper together. "Look, love," ho ex claimed, "only twenty dollars for a suit of clothes!" "Js It a wedding suit?" she asked, looking naively at her lover. "un, no," 110 answered, "it's a business suit." Well, I meant business," she replied, "Civilization," snld a father to his In quiring son, the other clay, "diners from barbarism in this: tho one kills Its cnc mies oil' at six thousand paces with a cannon ball; the other cuts oil' their heads with a sabre at closo quarter." An old lady with 11 large family, living near a river, was uskotl It sho'dld not live In constant fear that somo of her children would he drowned. "Oh, no," she replied; "wo have only lost three or 1011 r in mat way." Llfo Is shortened by Indulgence In iingor, iii-wiu, nnxicty, envy, grlor, sor row nnd excessive care. The vital pow ers nro wasted by excesslvo bodily exer cise lu Homo rases, anil want of a duo portion In other. Ono of tho neW'r-lninpH for beer kegs Is n vlgnotto of Ueorgo Washington. This Is an insult to the memory of 11 good man. Jieor never "nut a head" on U'uhIi Ington, nnd Washington's hcud should never be puton beer. When Sir Waller Scott was urged not to prop thu fallen credit of onu 01' tits no. qualntauces, ho replied: "The man was my friend when my frlcuiN were few, and I will Lo his now that his enemies tiro many." A Kentucky editor remarks that nluety-nliiu out of a hundred people make a great mlntaku In cutting oil" a imgHiuiioy uirowiug away tuo wronv eiiu. mai'i Tho best authorities among scientific persons havo long conceded tho fact thnf If U ImruMslbln to kill a bo.V O.V any of tho recognized processes of de molition. He tumbles off cheslnut trees nnd falls down wells with Impu nity; ho is perfectly happy In the midst of narrowing railroad accidents: and prematurely enthusiastic lth of July exp!o?Ions iifford him intense delight; the most persistant book agents havo done Utile more than dlscourago him, and able-bodied streaks of summer llirhtiiinir havo m&sed him by with disgust. Yesterday afternoon thoro was a per sistant recurrence of ominous slleuco nnd hilarious laughter among tho two dozen or moro carriers of tho Easton Free Frets, that bocamo so monotonous that wo felt called unon to Investigate. Wo looked, and behold! tho hoys had Invented a now game, having all tho olemsnts of dangerous fun necessary to perfect enjoyment. Ono boy stood with his back against the wall: tho noxt bov stooped down his head in tho flrat boy's stQuwchj the third boy stooped with' his head on tho second boy's back, nnd in this w'ny the lino was continued back ns far as de sirable. Then all tho eparo boys took a running leap in succession, putting their hands on tho hindmost bov. and jumped over ns many as possible, to corao down nt tho end of tho Jump on a boy's neck with tho force of an infan tile pile-driver, and tho next boy comes down on him In tho same way; tho efforts of tho Jumpers being direct ed to breaking the line of tho stoopers or their neckd, cither object nppoarlng to bo equally desirable and attainable. Tho position of tho hoy against tho wall is ono of grent honor and respons ibility. It requires 11 boy of strong stomach to onjoy tho process of having tho bond of another hoy driven into his waistband by tho continued efforts of lfi of his fellows. Sometimes tho jumpers become unbearably enthusias tic, aim mo uoy agninst tno wan iiuds It necessary to stop aside to reswallow his dinner. This gives tho stooping hoy a chanco to distinguish himself as his head is Jammed against tho wall so hard that ho feels his ears stlckitiL' out under his arms. Sometimes it happens that a small, consumptive boy gets into thu lino of stoopcrs, and when a big boy comes down on hM hack ho breaks in two, and this causes 11 hiatus that is immediately filled by tho stoopers in uioreiir, wno sprawl uu tneir noses and elbows, while tho retnalalng Jumpers cavort over thorn like a cavalry charge. The Mississippi planters havo formed a combination against tho merchants who furnish them supplies In advance of their crops. Tho merchants charge fifty per cent, profit, and glvo credit for a year. They claim that their expenses and losses rcduco tho profit to fifteen per cent The other day a mean man out in Western Iowa went off Into a quiet country piaco and died so quick that his wife got Ills insuranco money before tho company had tlmo to fall. The president says he never felt so swindled and out up since ho has been In business. The loss of human life during the great flood in Ilengal, following the great cyclone of 1800, has lately been ascert ained to have amounted to 105,000. It was estimated nt tho time at near 300,000. The f-'cioutlflc expedition around tho world mny, perhaps, be ablo to (ell us when It returns why a man always takes offhis boots first when undressing, whllo a woman begins at her hair-pins. JTahhowino: Whkat. Secretary Slratton, of tho Colorado Hoard of Agniciiituro, in his report to (Jovernor uouti, among other interesting Inform ation has tho following in relation to harrowlugwheat: Tho practice of harrowing winter wheat in tho spring of tho year has obtained to some oxtont in tho West orn states: and reasoning from itualoirv. Mr. 1'. M. llluman, ot Iloulilcr countv a memhor of tho hoard having a Hold of wheat which failed to havo a good stand, and whoso general out look was ovory way Inferior to the balance of his wheat, decided to harrow the Hold nruljnoto tho results. Tho harrow was faithfully applied when tho young wheat win four to six Inches high. Many of Mr. llln man's neighbors who witnessed the opiMtitiou, wcro very free to express their opinion that tho wheat would lie ruined. Such, however, was not the case, as- Mr. llluman informed me that immediately after tho harrowing tho wheat took a better look, and commenced growing rapidly; anil at harvest time tho Holds treated gave tho largest yield. A mini who olultns to ho one of the Mx huudrcd who made the historical eh urge at Hnlaklavn, Is lujull at Cleveland on another charge assault and battery. Ho was employed as n waiter in a restaurant. and not receiving his pay promptly ho drew a revolver und Into the valley of death rode this remnant of the six huu drcd. it's Jiut what's tho mutter. .,. . .... .. .. . . 1 1 no worm is nigger man you think Iti Is, and you aro smaller than you think you are. 'J hose nro two awful facts. j LUCKY QUEEN. Mining r3tiglnoor, Tinman, oimo In yester day Irntii Iho Lucky Queen Mine. Within tlm pas: ihri'odayh tho miners ..t work in iiiowiiim, imvo coino upon well (IHlneil bunging h1I on either sldo of tlo ltnlun l'he-o walls nro four foot mid threo Inchis asunder, Hint tho quart, vein Hvtrtiuos twenty savwi Inulios In ihlolcnrs. T'je minors ImvnMrunlc peruuiient rock sooner I llllll Was eXIH'Oteil lV Iho .'tiil.rlnlnrl..nl Tho rock Is getting llruier nnd hotter ho that Hie inliirniiin,iuii to niak-.i throe nnd four Inst dally, wiinyas nt tlrt thoy could go ono and a had foot. Ttio wln.o Is now H7 t-t deep, mid 31 fjot further down will bring then to iho lovel or tho crook. Tho oliiinictHrof tho roi'k Is lmprovhnr. Work on the, furuiiooN irog.osliigfavorablv. Tho ground in graded lor ll nud iho foundation, which Is of stone, benun. Tho brick Is on Iho ground for tho Hue, but Ills lotind that ror tun body of tho furnaco other brick must ho obtulued. In iIhiho trom Jacksonville thero Is too much graultu s.ind. Mr. Tier nan examined tho brick ut tho l'enltentlnrv yimtenlay, ncd llmls them well suited for tho purpose. lie also tlnds clay nt the mlno from wnlch a good article of brick can bo made. Mr. Tieriian went to l'oilland to day lor tho purpose of consulting tho direc tors lu regard to brick. It will then bo de cided whether brink will bo taken from Salem or whether they shall bn madonttho mlno. 'J,000 brick must couio from some noutee. States man. Rnv. Thos. Guard's Loo'.rf. Tho Hecord of Friday last says; This distinguished Minister and Orator, of tho Howard street, Sao Francisco, Method M Church, Ijcltiros to morrow (ruoidny) own ing, In tho Methodist ohuroii of this city. Subject: "Tho Motital Acllvltlosof tho Ago and tho Hlblo." In spoaklng or Mr. Uuxrd, nud this lecture, tho Oregon Ian or tho Itkh lust hays: Tho lectiiro by thn Kav. Thos. Ouard laxt evonlng, ut tho Tnylor htroot M. K. otiuroh, was largely attended byunupproclatlvenudl mice. Tho speaker appears to bn nbout -1.1 or 60 years of ago, a llttlo above tho medium height, nud evidently nt homo on tho lecture nliitlbrm. Ills doll vory la rapid, with a slight Irish uccuut, and requires tlio closo attention of ttio lu'.uor to odtoh his pronunciation. Tho NtiliJ'tot lihoseii lor ibis ocosslon, "I'lm Mound AotlvlilcH of tho Age, und tho Jllblc," though nppirentiy h heavy uuo.Judgiui; bv tho title, In tho hands of this uontlnmnu piovtd lilgblv entertaining ns well as roplolo with tho choicest thoughts, forcibly nnd beau, llluliy 'XtrtiSM.l. clo-liiir with u boiutihil siid snmuwhiit dramatlu iianegyrlo of tho ill bio. In fict, during n piiriloii uflhn tlmo ttio slloneoand lutonHM interoit of thoaudloucu wus uluiot p-illll'lll. T3EATH O? MRS. MAIITHA J. BOON. lOa-4. 1877. Tho Only Strictly Wholesale Drug.House in Oregon, T. A, DAVIS & OO., 71 Front Stre$ 1 PORTLAND, OUECt6k, OFFKH TO "MB DHDO AND aBNBRAI, MBB cbsndleo trade a complcto assortment of Drugs, Patent Medicines, Fine Chemicals, Glassware, Shop Furniture, and Druggists' Sundries. ALSO, WINDOW GLASS, Of all sizes nail qualities. WHITE LEAD, Of tl tlio leading brand, in tins and kegs, COLORS, IN CANS and DRY. Putty, Lampblaok, Rod Lead, Gluo. VARNISHES, tncludtnc tho finest brnmls for Ooach Pallors nee. 1'alnt, Whitewash, nnd Varnish IJrusliM, I.INNKKD OIL, In barrels nnd cans. Turpeiitliip, Conl Oils, CnslorOII, Larfl Oil. Xeal'sToot Oil, Fish Oil. AlcOllOl. In barrels and rasos., Bltio Tllrlol, Siilplmr, C:in(IIo Moai, Concern rat cl &,y, I'otusli. 23ittoi-S o.ll iTlTXCJHI. Quicksilver and Strychnin. TA.nf In Quart, Half-Oallon, Onu-'.allon, ad I'lvo-Gnlloa Cant and Ilarrols, etc . etc Wo are Agents for Orcijon and Wushlncton Terri tory for THE AVERILL PAINT, THE HESr JIIXED I'AKJT IH USE for Malllnrhrsdt's rnrbs'le Mcrp rip. Wnkclrc's Mire l!3tb and qnl rcl P. Nun, nnd tier's aid Jajnes lriprleiry Jlnlltlne. rpr Webnyonrcoodsfrom first hand, than cn ablnc ns Hi rnmprtu with any market on tbu Uoit. asaronipnrltonof onr pttces will provo. m)D South Ostein la thn stopping piaeo of rather a pretty yonn lndy ''from tho oountrv," who Is In the city for the purpoto of obu'ln. liiK the tlnUhhiK touches to a ireiiteel eduoa. lion. Iu tho kauie house also resides a half cracked Ignoramus, who, althouch ho has arrived at tho nito of maturity, being some where In tho tl ft It's, has not yet arrived at tho years or discretion. This unsophisti cated "iialoot" has constituted himself thn mmrdUii of tho iriresid younu lady, nnd not only has all wirtn of deroatory remarks tn mako about tho gentlemen who call upon thn yoiiQK lady, after thev leave, but makes hliiiMiir iteuerally obnoxious whenever any if tho uiuH'ulIno sox nro making their calls. Ills litest etfuri "caps the climax." When ever tho yotitiK lady reeolves a call, and Is dolus her treittcnt to entertain her visitor, tills "terror" strides Into thn narlnr armwl with u brush ami comb, places liiuimlf be toro tho parlor mirror nnd couunenoes uiutilpulatlui; his looks in n manner that Is xctillarly diHgiutlnK to the en. tleiiiau oilier. Of coursn, tho visitor li)U lu as'.ouUhmeut, Immediately goes Into thn "lleut uiuml," tho lad's power of en tertalulm; is psralyxd and both tn them. selves llkoneouplo or "Stotnjhten liottloi.," wtttchlngtho "siunrt aleoU" nt his tollot. Seconds glldo Into minutes, anil minute ohsMte-ioh other into doubln flurus, mil thero ha ktauds, perreotly, nud npnarou'lv blissfully iKiiorani that ho Is "do trop," anlt that tho gentleman caller is wishing to hlm solt iiioxt hturtlly that he could have his an tlqur.ttd .tto "In chancery" about tlvo mill. lilts where he could put it In a condition that he couM'nt iwo a brush oroomb on it till the "mouth of Sundays," Tho "idlit" how ovtT, generally accomplishes his object, for nine out of ten caller after watching his tor- msutorafew mlnuie, pulls out his watch, ays Iim tlmo to Iss going, and gracefully, as the oirxuinutancaa will admit of, illdea out ou his left aurlole. Mrs. Martha J. Hoon, wlfo of Hon, J. D. rtoou, ono of tho plonours of Oregon, nud Iho tlrst Tronnurer of Iho Slate, died sud denly Thtirr.day morning, tho 13 h lnst.,ht thu rosldutiuo of her youngest sou Byron Uoon.noir Sllvortnn, of oougesttvo ohllls. Mrs, Dion was tho mothor or ll. 1). Hoon, K.q.,of this city, W. It. Hoon, of Portland, nyrtin itjou, 01 aitveiiuti, nun joun liooti, ot San l'Vauulsoo. Shu ulo lotvos several mar ried daughters. Up to within twenty-four hours of tier dooeav), Mrs, Hoon was appa rently In good health, ami bade fair to live many year, but In tho "midst of lilo wo nro lu death," and In a fow hours tho grim do strover may reaoh forth his hand unci taWn tho Htrouiroit and thn be-U. Due uotlco Is giVHti of tho riinsral Hrvloss which will tnko place from the Mothndiat ohuroh,of which UMnnniioauoii Airs, lJ)oo lias boon many years a steadfast msuibar, Aoouuil of Laroeny. Mr. Thomas Iteyuolds, Deputy Sheriff of the county, arrived hero last Saturday from t'ortiaim, with a uiiiuamati named Uho Ha. acousod of larceny In a dwelling of ono of his countrymen lu thta oliy. Too trial was going on before Judgo II. A. Johnson thlsi. M. and as there were soveral China wituossos on both sides, to ho examined, tbo result or tho trial wai not ktiowu whoa wo went to presj, Another Rnorutt. Capt. A. V. Waters, U.S. Marshal, or this Htote, arrived hero yesterday morning hav ing lu charge ono Jako Cooper, sontnnced at tho lust term or tho U.S. District Court. to the penitentiary lor tho crime or turnUhim: liquor to Indians, Cooper was Irom Yamhill county, ami was sentenced to one year. Christmas Troe Wo undorstntid that tho members or the South S.ilein Sunday Sohnoi, lait Sunday, voted to have Its minimi Chrhtmas tree in the church over thero. This Is tho first tree we Imvo heard spoken or to bo erected for tho coming visit or old Santa Cuius in this city thisteisou. Tho tlmbor of tho North Silom bridge that was washed down lst Saunly night, havo all been removeil rrom tlio but of the creek, 111 mwul condition, and work on the bridge will ba ro-comnieneed Immediately. Mf sars. Waldo A Welle r ha 1 a force of men this tunrnini: shovel'ng gravel mid otherwise reptlrlng the mill din that re ceived ainie blight damages during th re cent high wktoriu Mill creek. The Raotlst Deacon, for December, mvb that "the Dallas church haa recently revoked the Iloenan of H, A. Hill, being satUtled tLat he la unworthy of tie same. ITAIIIblMlti'.If IU60. Willainetta Narserv, G-. W. WALLING & SON. 1'itoi'niEToita, Oswego, Olaokamaa oo., Oregon. WALLINGS aaaahll Afc (lft ,PEACH PLUM, Xiao Italian Prune, And tbe best rarletlcs ot I'lnm, Prune, l'cacli, Apple, Icar, Cherry, Nut and Shade Trees. IN FUXI, ASSOItTMKNT. Send for Descriptive Catalogue. Salem Flouring Mills. BEST FAMILY FLOOR, BAXEIPS EXTRA, XIX. SUrERFWE AND ORAnAM, MIDDLINGS, I1RAN, AND SnORTB, CoiiNtnutly ou Hund. HlfiTliOHt lrico lu CA.SJO. Paid for Wheat ATALL TUBES. Kept U'.f R. O. KINNEY, Astal 8. P. M. do iiUoru Saccestor to J. If. Kuub Co., 95 Liberty .,- NKW TtRK, CommlMdoH Aeat pW? BUYING AND rORWARDINa FROM r Now York Tla latbau, PaeUe RaUrotdTaaS OaMlIom. aUblada of MerckaadUe, andtft SS of Products from th PacUe coast, for tbcoueeScai 01 Dtootr. Ac, octatT A L-. , ' I IIIWIIIUMUIJL