V , H " WILLAMETTE FARMER 3 v. 1 SP IMMENSE REDUCTION IN PRICES :S Uk.T- P. m TO THE PEOPLE: Slaving determined tn maintain tho position liorotoforo occupied by me for tho Largest Retail House in Oregon, I have taken this monns of announcing to tho public that I am now displaying tho LARGEST and .tf EST STOCK of Generul Merchandise north of Sun Francisco, consisting of a fino stock of 'CSt-eaats' ctiaci Boys' Olo.tHing, .'LADIES' AND GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, OETtitM, Cups, Vxrn-nlxm, VallaoHr,eto., vrltioh is surpassed by none in tho city, and will bo sold at prices to auit tho times. It shull continue to be my aim to give THE MOST GOODS FOR THE LEAST MONEY, And to place before my-patrons.u, variety of ar.ticlcs nort.to bo found iu any,othcr house. It is not my intention to mislead the public by advertising goods which I cannot produce upon inquiry, bnt to give value received in every instance. Soliciting a call from every pur chaser, (at my stand, Griswold's corner, respectfully, sM: MEYER. Plows! Plows! FRANK BROS. 'A Cb. Iron and Wood 5ipKBte2i2jfc.-T- mia amr kMsBMBKKmmm: v a n i TTrifiiirnMi,?wi mm araamsr' WMMmUS8wMm& Dax Gmsnplaf $ jucaiii 011510 PLOWS. vnoM Buford Gang "Black Ilawk Single PLOWS. CALIFOKNIA. V SULKY rrna'kiMK. 'i a.-1! r. ' a'." K.ainH KxBnmt&z&U !PR S-inch lo lG-inch. Champion ' Browno " Sulky, (Norcr blcn beaten la tho Co'd.) THE LA BELLE WAGON, Champion. Fan Mill, Pacific Cider Mill, and Tho MoShorry Grain Drill and Broadcast ticodor. THK MOST COMrMTTi: LINK OF PLOWS, HARROWS, DRILLS, AND Otlier Agricultural Implements in the Market. IMFOIIE PUIWHASTNO, CALL ON 101 and 106 Front Stroot. - - - PORTLAND, OB. OBOnvmrmxJiKMKmfTKmcxMXQn Mwwunijioiii iiww 1? W n' J Jnn 1 Ri tart w SlldQj'H BBD oiteiw to Tin: COUNTRY TRADE Gum Boots Tho JJnttt over Mndo. an'extha quality op Ladies' Calf Shoes, Jolt tho thlnj for oar Oregon winter weather. 'Fine Kip and Calf Boots, 'Vrkteh are expretalj made for our trade, of different quallllef, to null cuetoma n. All goods Hold by mo nro GUAIl ANTUUD to bo wkut I recom mend tlicui, or I will nt any Mmc malio It good to tho pnr- c ha Her. J. vr. oilueut.s Snleni, Oct. IS, 1877. tl. JOHN G. WRIGHT, Dealer la 'FAMILY GROCERIES, Crockery and Glassware, Wooden and Willow Ware, 'Tobacco and Cigars, COSIMERCIAL STREET. .Hitem, April W, 13. wti Mlarr- Rt)nwikiiu4UinHr lfl hipbltoll ul.lll. KUx SlZllllssRSMSttsasvrffl: r.J,,t tWMMtnCiii'lmil.Bb Good Farms FCR SALE. 'Or? AflltB-J OF LAND IN MM0 COUNTY. UOl Orustvi, tun mile north uf f alein. on tliu DnyiDii 4ud Whvtllanit rnit I; tit hoimUul locitloa. huh W Uo vuy bun land In ilio Ktalu Can N olrlded Irto hrioi.'oMiJr.n. Wo havn an c ffjr fr apart il IliU mIcbhL ill nr ncro. which would ttAYi. luitbal anco of tin lied In a uinaru body of b'li cro euu of iucinunjcr cuiiiuitiou; i"w cre MUfaui.juininj; tliu cullltJtod Held', that cnnkl ba ellygot r acly fji the plow, having Im-n tllttiol rum rlvo 'o tenyi-ara. All i ho ImlldiBvii nrn on Iho COO acru tract, and Tor which vr only nk f SO per new. Thou Mho are In e ei ith of uotxl land houM go and eo thU place For partlcuUra.cali and teo tho proprietor". AUfO, aoo actum o? lano is maiiion county. linvou, toand a half mile tram nerval, ami about tun ram dlrtanco from Woxilhnm, lylnicon tho llalto vlllc nsd. In a derlrahlo location; la Iho ury bet qtnlltr of Un'l. ar knc.wlnUcd t bioooof thobwt Umnonl'rtnchl'ralrlo by ail who are a-cqnalrtul with the cmntrr. 3U aere or tbta tract la under cul tlvatlon; tha balinca of tho tract. Ul acre. U timber. Tliero l a tolerablo cood dvtelllnR boao on tbW nUco; two cood birrn, with plenty of thud room for lock. For full paitlcular. po and .. 8. 1) S. T. NOTHCOTT.. On Uo premlnea, or addretathem at Wheatland, Or. Noy.SU.lj7T. Jmp'd. L.tttlo Olnnt GRUBBING- MACHINE. We wUh to Infqrm the people of OreRon thai we have purchased the patent or "The Little Giant Grabbing Maotilne," and that wo are now prepared to supply any number of them at a vary reasonable prloe. Tbe aub olned teatlmonialit or the auperlorqualltlea or these machines and their comparative cheapness should reoomended them to all those detlrous or clearlnu oiflandat buttrl ninK expense. For further particulars apply to Prank Cooper or Wat. Delaney, Salem, or Albett Brlggs, Sclo. tJoio, March 10th, 1877, This !h certify that we have used "The Lit tlo Giant Grubbing Mitchlne" and found It superior to anything of the kind overused In this part or iImi country: I'reHion Munkera, Wm Ireland, Henry Iley, J H Morris, A Divls, J 11 Irvine KUatdwIn, 11 F Brlggs, Uenry T Hare. We the undersigned have eoen "tbe Little Giant Grubblnu Maoblne" work and can Hure the pnbllothnt III tho be-it machlue or me kiuii wo nave overfonn wurKin. M Alexandor, G W Hamilton, J 0 JoIiiikoi), 1'oterHnilth. J M Ilrown, Win II MelCnlght, P Itllyeii, Ia-1' ilasou. fc'oio. May 23th 1677. r. o. stTXiZiXVAir. ATTORNEY AT LAW OPEItA U0U8K, SALEH. 8. R. corner, at Jiead of atalra. follr Farmers, Take Notice. PLOWS REPAIRED. THAT OLD PLOW OF TOUIIH CAN BK MADE aa rood a. ow at JOHNNY KMOIIT'H Black mtth hhou, oa Commercial at. below Wade' bard war etore. for a mall oauay of tola. Brine la yoox old Ilowa. and eee If I Coa't do a I aajr ocUOU 18HNNY krIIOHT BY TELEGRAPH. New York, Nor. 30. The Herald's London correspondent la -Paris telegraphs that, a grana dinner was given ,iu rn yesioraay evening by Dr. Evan,Iln honor.of GoEoral Grant, at which many distinguished gueata were present. Alter ainner recepuon was 8S?M JfTSir SwmeteHh. $& is.wss: evening with Harjea, of thewe 1 known i",. iii1,"ii: ,."3. ".hT..K - banklmr firm Drexel. Harles A Co. St. Louis, Nov. SO. The funeral of Ulsbop Marvin took place today, attended by large concourse or people, Including mini borxofnll denominations and oltlZHns gen erally. There wannlso a number of proml- ueni memuers oi ine aitimuuui uuuruii iroiu rennossoe and other states. Washington, Nor. 29. Republicans are to nlnht entirely confident that they will bo able to seat Kellogg beroro tbe oloso of to morrow's session, although It may vory probably rnn ovor Into next day. Conover's voto for Kellogg Is no longer doubtful. Chrlsllanoy Is also promised for him, nod thoro is almost positive authority for stating that Stanley Maitbewn will likewise be fjucd among the faithful on this question, thus apparently insuring Keltogg's admission by means or the casting vote ot the vice pres' dont without taking into account tho possi bility that Patterson may give tbe Republi cans one majority regardless or Wheeler. Alter a long debatr, Kellogg, or Louisiana, and Butler, or South Carollua, were aworn in aa u.u.Henators. The nominal! m of John H. Harlan, to be ataoolate luetics or the supreme court waa confirmed, but a motion to reconsider was entered, and this motion was leu pending at adjournment. There Is good authority for stating that the number ofaoaators opposed to the appointment U small, and that Cnal favorable action will ehortlbe voted by a large raaorlty. San Franolaoo, Nor. 29. All bnslnesi wan suspended to-day, the streets are thronged with people and the city wears a holiday ap pearance. Tbe worklngmen's parade passed off In tho qulotest possible manner and not an Innldent ocoatral during tho psasiRe of tho procession worthy or note. The pro oosslon was Just one hour In paselng tho office or tho Western Union Telegroph Com pany, and number.ng tn toind numbers about 7,000, inolndlng band, roarsl a a and upwards or 600 worklngtutu Iu lino, and were, with few exceptions, sohor orderly, vio'ldrossodend reipectablo In nppenranco, and tho domomtrntlon was n credit to tho workingmen, being 'only a comporlllve falltiao In point of numbsrs. Several lunde enlivened the march with music, and tbe procoKslon made a good showlug of biunerx and tracspArenclos bearing mntloos nppio prlrtlo to tho occasion, The Chlnexo, Instead of, aswBH nxptoted, keeping well within dooiH. nwarniHt a'ong the etroot In the iit-luliboriiood oftlinlrnunrtors. iimnlft'stlnti no tear whatbvor. Tho ontlro r-olioo forot WHHonduty mid tho inlhla voro in tondl ueMiattbo arinorlei, but tint tho r-lljititimt ocriinlon arose for UioscrvlotH of either v I loo or troopH, the mi rubor of arrosts thus lar bolng fuwor lbn uiual. Sprliioflfrltl. Hull., Deo. t. S'rti'I Bowie, odltor or tho Kepnbllcan, Biiiied Uiixmnrn lug from paralyaU or tho brain, und phyiil cIhusnav ho cannot rtenvor. New York Do. 1 mldnluht. A dUrutcb from Sprlnufleld, MaH,r-nst NtMihnngo Inlhnurltlonl condition. Ilu Is oonclmu and frwi from pln nud may live i day, but Is lieblo to puki iiwiiy any hour. Clevelitnd, Deo. i. Chariot U Mflijlll. k I'nliluet ninkor,27 ynar old, killed bin nii trc'H, Mary Kelly, In tilicumol III fniim this Mfiornoon.. Jealouay um tlmcatiatt of lli murder. Tho murderer gvo hluitulf up nud whh tnlton to tho central fWh n. Monigouie ry, Alu , Do. 2 Thli tmrnlr tho bod ich of Anlolno Nlorosl and Miai Auro Iht Tharp were found tn iho cucuterv, h nlstol bnll liololu ojoU licad. A ttnio from NIcroHi Indicator they wero willing lodlo fur hmoIi otliiT. It Is Aiip)ONcd Nloruai bhotber ami thou kllkd hlinsMf. Norfolk, Va., Den. 2 Bnnjjinln Ooilfroy, icod III. Hlint nud Insuniiv k lll..il MIhh Mollln IJ. WlnlngdBr.auoil 17. (lodrrey thtn xhot hluiHoir. Iluyll probibly did. JohI ouay vHibocnn. Dot roll Urn. 1, Tiso vfars ngo Lyman ltlHokinnti,nfiriiirr living imnr Itlruilng Imiii, Mlulilgun, deeded his fitrni In hlx h in Henry, on condlllon Hint ho mpport hU psrentn and xlster. Ho fnllln lo do llila hlh iiillier Mutual for Pnutlau to day to got out (ho necessary ppuri revoking tint doml. In his alMonoa Henry quarreled llh hU mollier and (.Uier, which resulted In bin MliootlngHnd klllingthem both, nnd nulling llrti toOio houoo and barn. Ho id now lu Jail at Pontlao. vnsuingtoii wot. au i no nennto onnarm od Deo. Conn to be recelvor of publlunoneys Ht Lnkn View, Oregon, and L. T. llarln to bo register at Orogon City, Oregon. On the question of tbo pangn of Iho bill fur unlvemal amnosty, which railed In tho lioui-oto day for want or n two third vote, the Paolflo coast members weto recorded ns follows: For pataage Pachecoand Lutlrell; against passage Page and Da via, Williams would have voted for it and Wren against It, but were paired. The Herald, in aa editorial article, avowod ly written upon koowledge, intimates that tho great reason for Senator Sumner'a dis placement from the chairmanship or tho foreign relations committee, was nls position on the Alabama olaitns negotiation. Cincinnati, Deo. I. At the session or the National Orange to-day tboGraogo Bulletin, published by the national executive oommlw lea, waa ordered discontinued. The grange adjourned, to meet next year In Klohmond. F0REIGI. Constantinople, Nor. 30. The British fleet whloh waa to have left Ueslka Bay to winter at Smyrna and Mulia has been ordered to re main In tho bay. Vleunn, Nov. 30. A oorreHpondenlPtatrti that the rumors of negotiation (or the sur render of Plevna are coniradlctd from the ItubMan oamp lUelf. TurkNh prlwmrH moreover aMert that Osman I'ahIih hsH cup piH for many weeks and that he litsad dreaoed his ofnoera aonounulug hU Intun Hon to hold out to tbe lant man. Ultber owing to thoe reports r other In format Ion Knee in the expnUilon of Kim-ilanH of h spaoily surrender are onieHhsttllmlnlhho(t. Buoharbst, Nov. 80. In nlllritt ItuatUn clrcltHun empbtttk) denial Wi given to tho rumors or tbo intention to conclude an ar mlxtlce after tho fall of I'levntt. London, No'. 20. Ihb Times und Dilly News unqualllledly approvo Drliy's dicU rations regarding 'norland's IM1II07 In the Kant. Thnsa Jouriialn uhlch utuullyarip mirt tho guveiutnout llnd Ibiin very uuwUh factory. The Tlnws says: Lord Ddrby Un at lat, we pry proauino, leturned a final annwer for tho o'ktuorx of war with Uul Iu defenvo ol Turkity,and bfa Monis v ill ive n-rfect satUfaclbJU to tho great wtjorlly of hU coun trymen. Paris, Nov. 30. The Monlteursaya; ProN dent MaiMahon holds that thocliMiibproan, by voting tbe budget, easily provothatlt did not intend that Saturday's voto ahuuld be considered aa a declarajlon ol war sgalnut blm . If the chamber Ihuhahows a onucilla- tory disposition, the president will frankly fulall his promuvaa to spfolnt a thoroughly pejruaMMBhuy mlaiatry.l If tha chamber does not show anch a dlspoelilon, the presi dent must stand to his resolution to ohoose between his resignation or a fresh dissolu tion. London, Nor. 30. A special dttpatoh from Vienna Friday says telegrams received hero to-night from Rome report that the Pope Is almost in his last ajrony. uome, ifov. 30. rne 1'ope passed a sleep heart. Uls Holinoss is nasslnn throuuh n daugernui crisis. Cardinal Himeonl, In onnsequencenr the opposition of n strong pirly at tho Vatican, U Inclined to resign tbo oecrotnryHhlp of stnto Tho Popo hosltato-i to uoecpt hit rolgurttion. Vienna, Nov. 30. It Is announced Irom liuclmrent Hint tbo uenernl bombnrdinent or Plevna recommenced on Thursday after noon. Thlsseetnelo point to tho abandon mentoftho hope of starving out Oa nihil Pasha. CiMiHtanlinople, Nov. 30. Tho Turku hav Ing eelzed two Italian vessels In tho Bosphn- rus although tiny had passed the blcoknde in Iho Black So. Count Cortl. Italian ambas sador, has formally doclared that If they aro not released he will proclaim the blockade ineneetuai and invite Italian vessels into mo Black Sea. He has also declared that If tbo Porte Insists on maintaining an Ineffectual blockade Italy will resort to extreme mess- urna. UnlfMa Ihn Porto vlnlilH. Iharn .will rw a rupiure with Italy; nevertheless It seems prooaoie ine vessels mignt do aeciarea law ful prices. Too potto has offered full satisfaction for thoselzareor tbe Italian merchantmen la tho Bosporus. Bogart, Deo. 1. Details of thelotaesat Mltcbkaontbe20th nit. show the Russians collected 2500 Turklih dead. There Is a great panto in Sofia and tbo In habitants are fleeing, being afraid tbe Rus sians may cut the road between Sofia and Pleyna. Berlin, Deo, 1. There seems no doubt the German government haa endeavored to ob tain acquiescence In the Russian plan of dlreot tirgotlattona with Turkoy by promises of her friendly support If any or Austria's vital Interests are luipsrlled. Vleutn, Deo. 1. A Belgrade spools! denies there his been any conflict between tho Turka and Servians at Vratarnitza. Genoral IitnatletT and Prince Gortsohakcff go in geueral headquarters Tuesday. A Rusdan ofllulal dUpator. atatos that after tho oapture or Pravote the Turk ubandonod Nnvatuhon Skrlvcnn hihI Orohanlo, retreat ing to a Balkan defllo near Uretchrvd. Tho country between tho rivers Uke nnd Otiht Inqnltn f.ei from Turks. Wo havo occupied BelobtoV ruid Lltohoro on tbe OgllHt. London, Pi'o. 2 A dlspatoh from Kara dH llltblllgouco Ims been received hero thnt tho TtukK abandoiind llatr.bnnl liulrfhtM uor Bdionm und tho Uiisslnnu occupied tlmm.' A dlspnlch from llnuh.iro't repnrln recent deserter 1 from Plevna ustoit that Oiiinn Pa Mm lim dM'litml h luieniioti of initklngn flortlo If not rolkirod within n forlnlght. Loudon, l)i'i. 1 A dlnpntoh from Bogot retiurts Cupt. Greene, United Ktatis nillitHry iittnobo, Iihh rvcolvid tho ltiihslan order of Ht, Andrew Tor rouluusa In battles at&'chlpka hkh and Plnvna. Itoiiio, Nov. 30. H Is dnublrd nl the Vati can whether tint popo will ever ngaln move from iho lxd. Ho hokn well when rrouni bent, but when the atlempt waa iiihiIu In drun lilm, It waa discovered ho cuu'.d not Hit upright. Dau.l. Tho popo U worss. Tho vatloan havo Hioepied Iho ICtigllbh gnveruminl'M ti'iiidlltniiHN) as to hn nlilo to pro. lilm Hie Si'otdi hiorRrchy ltuiuixlla ely. London, IJou.2 Tho pope linn written nn iltilorrtpli lifer to CJn. en Vlotorla. thank Inir her lor permlitliiK Ihorti-tblabllsbiuunt of the Hcotnh hierarchy. - lJomn, I);o. 2 Thn prpo wm Inscnsllls fir ihrno hoitn thli niornlng. Tain Hyun lOm iHimtnuw, but the fit was unusually prolonged. on 1 1 ii 11. tl 1 1 ill 1 nut P. P. T. Company Moatisr;. Atu mriiillng of Dim Hto(ikliolditri of tho P. P. T. Cinipiuv held lit MoMliinvllle, No uinber21ili, 1S77, Iho lolloping rtKolutlol. wuh tt'Joiiied, und all ptpora friendly to the lutoicitlH of Hi u people n;o ttqnnHti'd toiopy: Resolved, Hint n mostlng of Iho storlthold erN of tho P. P. '1'. CoiniMtiy bo held t-t Suloiii, Matlnneouiily, on Ihurttlay, Decem ber (J:h, unit at DiIIhh, Polk cMtinty, on 1'xl day, Deeembur 7ih, 1H77, nnd that puhlio notlto bo ImiiKillulcly given nquemlug H10 ptple lo mPt ritlhohO HiueHund placta for thu purpcHti or Inking Into conslderatloii the Intenxils or tho Compxny, On His Way to Luolry Quoou. Mining Kiigluuer Tlornitu went on tn Root burg Tuenday, and will nt nnco pioceod to the Luoky Queen inlno. Thn brick fur thn revorberatory furnaeo Is 011 the ground and ho will at nncn oommenco tho building of theName. Tho mlnun in the winze report thn discovery of some Uuo looking ore, (ho best proppecu et found, They are running down as fart as possible and are within about thirty feet of tbo level of the bed of tbo orotik. A Wisa Conclusion. Tbo Board of Directors of tho State Agri cultural Hodoty have voted to have the noxt eosMlon ot the Htalo FUlr opon on Thursday and cIoko on Frldav of the next week. This arrangement will give nine days for the Fair Instead of six as hertofore. This Is aa It should be, and theoxblbltors should not be allowed lo remove any artlcloa placed on ex hibition until Friday afternoon of the last day, glvitiK vlHitnrstotho Fair ampin time to examine the articles placed on exhibition. Narrow Escape. Yeelerday evening, over on First atreet, Mr. Clay Curw-y, while riding a colt In a keen gallop, and Juat a little nbiyo Marlon rqunrn, tho colt fctamhlod and foil, and bo foroMr. (J. could live himself irom the ImrtM and wtdille, thu horse Juinrnxl up and ktarled to run while Mr. O, wai banning by 0110 foot In Iho ftrrup, with his head ami shoulder upon thn k round, but as good luck would have It IiIh foot oame out Alter the horMi had dragged hint In I hat potlilon aeroiH tbefetreet. It wus indeed a narrow cscae. To Leoture. Wouro Informed that the Rev. Thomaii Ouril,ofC.llfiirril.i, will shortly nuko IiIm Mnpearanm Iu thU olty for tho purpose cf giving a series oflc!urnon the vnrloiiM top. k'Kolthoday. JIm h nlalinod to lo onoof lha llntut leclnrerw on tbi Pad tlo Cout. Due notion of hU nrilval will bu m I veil. Sbootlm: Mateb. Thn nhno'.lrju match ovei In Mouth Salem u-h elIalt(i:dedr4terday,HndM)i0Hpreiiy Hue hliooiiug was doue. botuejof Ijio boyx wuh vory luoky, while nthim could have had mom nhlckenH than they got by going to the inatkot dud paying a dollar op'ece for them. ARE YOTJ GAINING. If you nro Raining a llttlo every dayjbe your tnconie, bo tlmt, though It bo a lit tle, you are constantly accumulating and growing richer overy dayf Be content, .... no I'vimvriia iiHiucy, you are 001 ng Well. Am vmt rrnlnlnr. lrMnt..lniliAMWAw (lay? Though It ih little by little, tho aggregate 01 thencctimiihitlon, where no day In permitted to aa without adding Dniiml 1 !...- 11 t ...111 1 ,....5 a...v..iiiiK hi hii;kuh;u, win uetHirpriairag to .vouieelf. HoJoinoti did not become tho wisest nmn In thu world tn 11 nilniito. Llttlo by HttK iiov;r omitting to learn .something, ovn for 11 slnglo day tl wnyn, lending, nhrnyB attidyliign living lotweon tho tlino of rlHlng ud In tho inoriiliigtuid lying down nt nlght-thla s tho wuy lo ncmitiiti'nto n full aloro- llOIIHO (if l:rinu.linl.r l.'l.,nli.. -. .... dally pilningliu'linraukTl Bo not dla oouraged hceatiie It bo llttlo hy little. Tho heel men fall far abort of what they wuuiii wish 10 no. it ih somotiilug, It Is much If you keep good resolutions better lo-dny than you dltl yesterday, bettor this year than you did last year. Btrlvo to he perleot, hut do not becomo downhearted ho long as you nronpproaoh jng nearer and nearer to tho high ataud- , a.'d at whloh you aim. Llttlo by little, ' fortunes aro accumulated; llttlo by little, knowledgo is gained! Utile by little, character and reputation are achieved. WHY IS IT7 'A widow lmth alwaya been a mark for mookery, n standing butt for wit to level nt. Jest after Jest hath becu huddled upon licr close cap, nnd stuck like burrs upon her weeds. Her sables arc a perpet ual black Joke. Satirists, prose and verso, havo made merry with her bereave ments. Flio is a stock oharautcr oil tho stage: farcy bottleth up her crookodlle ICAra. or llllx.llntll Imp omilLv Intilipvntn- torlos; comedy mookcth tier precocious flirtation; tragedy even glnloth nt hor frailty, antl twltoth hor with "the funer al hakcil-metttH" coldly furnishing forth the murrhige-tahli's. TRUE AS GOSPEL. Tho Langhorn, Pa., Deacon jHilutedly iy&: "Were a man to go to 11 bank and get n little itt'CominudiiHoti for Instance, a eouplu of litintlrctl dollnni for thirty days ho would havo to pay 11 dollar or two for It. Wore ho to object to paying 011 the plea thnt It cost the haul; nothing to lend hint money, nail that thu currency would probably bo Idle tiny way If ho didn't talio It, ho would lionet down us 11 fool, wlhoiit ceremony. Yet, Hltnllnr ob jections mo inatlo by scnslblo people when n neiflpnper auks pay for Utile ter vlcca iciuleied " A At tbe target throtlng thu other dsy, Geo. Cutting was tho flr.t man to draw blood it oame from h!s note. An army mutket Is half brother to au army mule when It come to kloklng,; 1 I in of Ih A lover ot good cnllocotitored 11 grocery recently, and holding tip n handful of ground cofleo from n big nan, he Inquired: "Arothrco iny beans lu this collce?" "No, Mi proniply repllel tho grocer. "How (In ynti kiiuw?" tmkod the man. "llucniiso l waa nut of heniittuid hud to put 1 can In It!" nm thu answer. "I'uddy, my hoy," mid a gentleman lo an Iilshmmi, whom ho observed UMiJng nway at nfiworlto pool, "that miianuTa line )Miol for limit." "Kallh, and euro It mum be that 11 line, for I linvubuen'Htntid ing hero Hieac- threo liotirn, ami not. '0110 of 'cm will btirotitor It." JjoUom rucclvctl In Valpintlso, f3oulh Anierlrn, naya thoro has heon 11 grand dlnc'overy mudii at a yluuun fow lengucH from Areqiilpa. Tho discovery constats of iv rloh vein of gold nud silver orca. It issald the toln Is hoiiio 70 metrcH length nud hiomlui limn any vein metal yet discovered iu tho world. A war between CI1I1111 and Hlam looming up, tho former country having revived 11 olalm to thonnverelgiity whloh lias been dormnnt for twenty years. A woman'ri-rlglilH orator frankly de olarod that tho llrst tlmo a coat-sdeuvo enulruieil hor wnlrtMiuseomedlto he In 11 pavilion hulltof r.tlubowa, tho window allls of wiiloh aro oomposcd of Julian hurjiH. "(htptalii,"r.ild a sou of Krln, iih a Milp was Hearing tho onaut in iuolemeiit weather, "liavoyo aalmlnlkoii hoard?" "No, I linrtu'." "Then be labors, wo hhall have to take thu weather us it comes." "I say, hoy, la (hero anythlng-to shoot around here?'' Inquired asportsmiin of a boy liu met. "No. nothing Just about here," inplied tholioy; "but our hoIiooI mastcr Ih justoVur thoro cutting birch rods, You might walk up and pup him ovor." A rough towel or a pleco of flannel Is butter to wuxh U10 face with than a hpongo. Thu loughucrH eleuuses tho pores of the skin, nud If a llttlo soap bo applied, will remove thoso life black speults, which trouble many people. A prim Dostoii editor nak: "Is It proper for young married ladles to bo houii upon thu rttvgu?" Yert, jirovlded they slioloio to thodilvcr and don't let their feet danglo too much over tho shies. Tho Doston Advcrtlsnr says: "A gen tleman named Moore proiioicil to a I itly hy letter, nud hIiu asked time fur eonsldi oration, uloilngliei' letter with thcuordu: "No More at present." Wo overheaid a geiitleiunii miv this mornliig that lio hoped that "model husband," nboiit whom his wife talks m iiiuuIi, had been btiniid tip with tliuotlier models in the Patent Olllce. Trlukett, the champion of Australia, u ho challenged any ncrnoii lu tho world to lowuguiiihthini, has been tukeiitipby Courtney, the Amei lean cliamploii, and a uuitcli will prnhahly bu made. TlieHau Fmiiclsoo Worklngiiieii havo sent a telegram lo President lluyesiotlio elloet that ihey had handed togither for the extermination of tluiC.'liliieu', peace ably if they could, forcibly if they must. A North Carolina girl pierced her enrs iu order to get a pilr of earrings, and got instead a four and a half pound tumor, which a Mirgeou has removed. t t 4 :.: t tfi- !!' k.n !. 1 " 7j(r J rti e